1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:04,938 - [SPEAKING SPANISH] 2 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:09,175 - UH-HUH. 3 00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:13,680 MAYBE. 4 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,321 FULL HOUSE. 5 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:49,616 [BOING] 6 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,396 - [GROWL] 7 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,475 - OK. OK. NO. 8 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,744 I WILL GIVE YOU THE PART. 9 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:21,214 THAT WAS FOR A... '69 CHARGER, NO? 10 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:22,849 THERE. NO CHARGES, OK? 11 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,118 UH, PLEASE, JUST GO. 12 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,190 - TAKE ME WITH YOU. 13 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:31,591 [CLINK] 14 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,396 - SORRY, MAN. 15 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,465 HERE, KID. 16 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,068 - [SIGH] 17 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:48,508 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 18 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:37,357 - SO, YOU SEE, 19 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:38,525 BY APPLYING THE BASIC PRINCIPLES 20 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:39,526 OF THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD 21 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:40,827 TO THE MATTER, 22 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:43,696 WE LEARN VERY QUICKLY THAT THE MYTH OF THE CHUPACABRA 23 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,832 IS JUST THAT-- UTTER CRAP. 24 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,166 AHEM. 25 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:49,302 NOW, IF YOU APPLY THESE SAME PRINCIPLES TO CATHOLICISM, 26 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,504 AN INTERESTING THING OCCURS. 27 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:52,505 YES? 28 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,541 - [SPEAKING SPANISH] 29 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:56,042 - AH...UM... 30 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,977 - [SPEAKING SPANISH] 31 00:02:58,044 --> 00:03:00,747 "ENGLISH FOR IMMIGRANTS" IS IN EL PROXIMO CUARTO, 32 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:02,649 NUMERO 206. 33 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:04,517 [PEOPLE SHUFFLING] 34 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:08,488 [DOOR CLOSES] 35 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:09,722 - SO... 36 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:12,358 ANYONE ELSE HAVE A QUESTION? 37 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,361 OK, THEN. 38 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:18,398 WELL, I HOPE MY LECTURE HAS BEEN AS ENLIGHTENING 39 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,500 FOR ALL OF YOU AS IT HAS FOR ME. 40 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:23,069 REALLY, YOU'VE ALL BEEN...GREAT. 41 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:25,838 - UH, INTERESTING LECTURE AS ALWAYS, DR. VENTURE. 42 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:28,508 I AM ONLY SORRY THERE WASN'T A BETTER TURNOUT. 43 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,243 IT'S DIFFICULT TO HOLD THE STUDENTS' ATTENTION 44 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,211 DURING DIA DE LOS MUERTOS. 45 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:33,680 - OH, RIGHT-- 46 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:35,214 THE CRAZY DEAD-PEOPLE CHRISTMAS YOU PEOPLE CELEBRATE. 47 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:36,416 WHAT, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE TODAY? 48 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:37,750 - AHEM. SI. 49 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:38,785 - OH, GREAT. 50 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:39,886 FANTASTIC OF YOU TO TELL ME THAT 51 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,622 BEFORE I CAME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE. 52 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,791 SO, UM, HOW DO WE DO THIS? 53 00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:46,025 DO YOU GUYS MAIL ME A CHECK, 54 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:47,927 OR DO I PICK IT UP AT THE BURSAR'S OFFICE 55 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:49,529 OR WHAT? 56 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,600 - HEY, DOC. 57 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,902 HOW'D YOUR SPEECH, UH, THING GO? 58 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,370 - ALL RIGHT, I SUPPOSE. 59 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,973 ONE OR TWO OF THE STUDENTS REALLY SEEMED TO GRASP-- 60 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:02,041 Y-YOU DON'T REALLY CARE, DO YOU? 61 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:03,042 - NAH. 62 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,845 - HOLA, SENOR SAMSON. 63 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,681 - SEE YOU BACK AT THE X-1 IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 64 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,151 - HEY, POP! - YAH! BOYS. 65 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:14,153 - THIS PLACE IS TITS! DIVVY THIS. 66 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,855 WE GOT THESE BOSS MEXICAN HATS... 67 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:16,956 - SOMBREROS! 68 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:18,491 - AND THESE SUPER-COOL SUGAR SKULLS 69 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:19,859 WITH OUR NAMES ON THEM. 70 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,462 - AH, THERE YOU ARE. YOUR CHECK, DR. VENTURE. 71 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:23,930 MUCHAS GRACIAS. 72 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,431 - SUPER GOOD. 73 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:28,334 VERY GENEROUS OF Y--OH, PESOS. 74 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:30,870 GREAT. THESE ZEROES ARE ALL MEANINGLESS. 75 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,706 DAMN IT, YOU PEOPLE HAVE GIANT BUGS AROUND HERE. 76 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,842 - AH, THAT IS THE MONARCH BUTTERFLY. 77 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:38,211 THEY MIGRATE HERE TO MEXICO THIS TIME OF YEAR. 78 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:39,479 THE AZTECS BELIEVED 79 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:42,448 THEY WERE THE SPIRITS OF THE DEAD RETURNING HOME. 80 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:44,884 - WOW, BUT YOU'RE FULL OF HELPFUL INFORMATION, FELLA! 81 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,252 - AND HOW! 82 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:48,588 SAY, IT'S NOT POISONOUS, IS IT? 83 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,691 - I...YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 84 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:52,692 [SIGH] 85 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:55,028 NO, HIJO, HE'S NOT POISONOUS. 86 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:56,162 - HA! 87 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,830 THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, MR. COLLEGE. 88 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:59,165 - [DEEP VOICE] HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT? 89 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:02,068 - SHH! DON'T CALL ME THAT IN FRONT OF THE HENCHMEN. 90 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,670 KEEP IT PROFESSIONAL. 91 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:06,406 IT'S MY OLD NEMESIS, DR. VENTURE. 92 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,708 HE'S OBVIOUSLY FOLLOWED US DOWN HERE. 93 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,678 SOMEONE MUST HAVE LEAKED OUR WHEREABOUTS TO HIM, BUT WHO? 94 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:12,745 ALL RIGHT. 95 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:16,449 WHICH ONE OF YOU SOLD THE MONARCH OUT? 96 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:17,717 OK, OK. 97 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:20,219 I'M GOING TO TURN AROUND AND CLOSE MY EYES, 98 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:22,922 AND I WANT THE GUILTY PARTY TO STEP FORWARD. 99 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,857 NO JUDGMENTS. YOU WON'T BE PUNISHED. 100 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:27,160 JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO DID IT, OK. 101 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:29,028 - [COUGH] 102 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,364 - TRAITOR! 103 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:33,966 DIRTY BASTARD TRAITOR! I KNEW IT WAS YOU, NUMBER... 104 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:36,469 - 37. - NUMBER 37! 105 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:39,172 STRIKE HIM FROM THE ROSTER, DR. GIRLFRIEND. 106 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:40,707 SPEEDY! - YES, MONARCH. 107 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:42,108 - YOU'RE BEING PROMOTED. 108 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,143 I WANT YOU AND A PHALANX OF NO LESS THAN 3 109 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,378 AND NO MORE THAN 5 HENCHMEN 110 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,880 TO GO AND OBSERVE DR. VENTURE. 111 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:49,115 FIND OUT WHAT HE'S DOING HERE 112 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,317 AND WHETHER OR NOT HE KNOWS ABOUT MY... 113 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,086 SINISTER PLAN. 114 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:54,821 - DOES THIS MEAN I'M GETTING MY WINGS? 115 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:55,888 - NO. 116 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,423 - AW, I'M NEVER GONNA GET THOSE WINGS. 117 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:00,159 - SOMEDAY, SPEEDY, SOMEDAY. 118 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:04,797 HERE. HOW ABOUT I LET YOU DRIVE THE MONARCH-MOBILE? 119 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:06,933 - [SIGH] 120 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:08,501 HORRIBLE DISEASE-CARRYING THINGS. 121 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:11,037 - BUT...THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOMEONE'S SPIRIT, POP. 122 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,872 - ALL THE MORE REASON TO GET IT THE HELL OFF ME. 123 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,875 LOOK, DON'T YOU KIDS HAVE SOMEPLACE TO BE OR SOMETHING? 124 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,243 WELL, HERE! GO-- I DON'T KNOW. 125 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,578 BUY FIREWORKS OR SOMETHING. 126 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:21,047 JUST GO SOMEWHERE THAT'S NOT NEXT TO YOUR FATHER. 127 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,415 I HAVE URGENT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO 128 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,684 WITH A COLLEAGUE OF MINE, DR. GUEVARA, 129 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:27,420 THE TOP MAN IN HIS FIELD. 130 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,522 - I AM SORRY, SENOR VENTURE. 131 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:30,890 - DOCTOR. - SI? 132 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:34,293 - NO, DR. VENTURE. WHAT'S MEXICAN FOR DOCTOR? 133 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,928 - DOCTOR. 134 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:38,531 AS I WAS SAYING, I SIMPLY CANNOT WRITE YOU THESE PRESCRIPTIONS. 135 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:39,999 - WHAT? WHY NOT? 136 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,200 - THE QUANTITIES YOU HAVE SPECIFIED 137 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:42,735 ARE PRACTICALLY CRIMINAL, 138 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:43,870 YOU HAVE DRUGS ON THIS LIST 139 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:45,538 WITH COMPLETELY OPPOSITE APPLICATIONS, 140 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:47,073 YOU HAVE NONE OF THE AILMENTS THEY TREAT-- 141 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,308 - BUT I HAVE TRIPOLAR DISORDER. 142 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:50,276 - NO. 143 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:51,978 - OH, COME ON. LOOK AT THIS PLACE! 144 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:53,579 - I REALIZE I AM A TIJUANA DOCTOR AND ALL, 145 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:55,047 BUT EVEN WE HAVE SCRUPLES. 146 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:58,151 I COULD LOSE MY LICENSE TO PRACTICE MEXICAN MEDICINE. 147 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:01,554 - OK. I SEE HOW IT IS. 148 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:06,425 AND WHAT WOULD YOU PRESCRIBE FOR ALEXANDER HAMILTON? 149 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:08,427 - NOT MUCH. - OK, OK. 150 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:09,796 HOW ABOUT IF, SAY, 151 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:15,067 PRESIDENT BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WERE TO ASK YOU? 152 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,172 - HEY, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 153 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:20,973 MAYBE INSTEAD OF BEING SUPER SELFISH 154 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,308 WITH THE MONEY DAD GAVE US, 155 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,177 WE SHOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING GOOD WITH IT. 156 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:26,813 - AW, CRUD. LIKE WHAT, BROWN-NOSER? 157 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:29,148 - WELL, TAKE A LOOK AT OLD H.E.L.P.eR. THERE. 158 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,750 HE'S PRETTY BEAT UP, DON'T YOU THINK? 159 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,118 - WELL, SURE. 160 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,287 HE LOOKS LIKE A DRIED-OUT TURD ON A BAD STRETCH OF ROAD. 161 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:35,454 WHY? 162 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:37,390 - HASN'T H.E.L.P.eR. ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR US? 163 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:41,127 HASN'T HE ALWAYS BEEN... WELL, SUPER HELPFUL? 164 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,428 - SURE, HE'S GREAT. 165 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:45,364 - WELL, DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? 166 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:50,002 - SO YOU WANT TO BUY HIM CAR...PAINT? 167 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:54,574 - LEAVE THE THINKING TO ME, ALBERT EIN-STEEN. 168 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,641 - LET'S GET 'EM! 169 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:57,944 - WHAT? WHOA. NO. THAT'S NOT THE PLAN. 170 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,812 BOSS JUST WANTS US TO OBSERVE DR. VENTURE. 171 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:02,315 - HE'S BEEN TRYING TO GET THAT BASTARD FOR YEARS, 172 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:04,917 AND WHAT BETTER WAY THAN TO KIDNAP HIS KIDS? 173 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,887 I'M SURE TO GET MY WINGS IF WE PULL THIS OFF. 174 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,289 BRING THE MONARCH-MOBILE AROUND. 175 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,292 THERE THEY ARE! GO! 176 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:15,595 - DAD'S GONNA BE SO SUPER SURPRISED WHEN HE SEES-- 177 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,263 OHH. 178 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,931 - MAYDAY! MAYDAY! 179 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,300 UNH! WHY? 180 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,502 [BEEPING] 181 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,677 - [GRUNT] 182 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,715 - OH. WHOA. GUYS, HEADS UP. 183 00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:37,617 WE GOT COMPANY. 184 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,429 - [SNARLING] 185 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:52,298 - AAH! 186 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,434 - HE'S GOT SPEEDY. NAIL HIM, BOYS! 187 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:06,946 FINALLY. JEEZ. 188 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:08,547 COME ON, SPEEDY. 189 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,449 - [GROANING] 190 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:16,255 - WOW. HE'S REALLY ON THERE GOOD. 191 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:33,572 WOW. THAT SUCKED. 192 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,345 - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 193 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,515 BRINGING THEM HERE? WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THAT? 194 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:45,384 - WELL, WE THOUGHT THAT... 195 00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:46,786 ACTUALLY, IT WAS SPEEDY'S IDEA. 196 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:48,721 - GREAT. SO IT WAS SPEEDY'S IDEA. 197 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,257 SUPER IDEA, SPEEDY. 198 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,291 WHERE IS HE? 199 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:54,994 - HE, UH...HE-- HE DIDN'T MAKE IT. 200 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,395 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 201 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,464 - BROCK SAMSON GOT AHOLD OF HIM, AND HE-- 202 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,167 - OH! SAMSON. JEEZ. 203 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,169 I--I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THE REST. 204 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,904 POOR LITTLE GUY. 205 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:08,240 HE WAS THIS CLOSE TO EARNING HIS WINGS, TOO. 206 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,910 BUT SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 207 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,979 NOW VENTURE WILL SEND SAMSON AFTER THE REST OF US, 208 00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:15,581 AND HE'LL GO TOTALLY SICKHOUSE ON OUR ASSES. 209 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,516 I LIKE MY ASS, GENTLEMEN. 210 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,485 - SAMSON WON'T BE A PROBLEM, SIR. 211 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:23,155 - YOU--NO WAY. IS HE DEAD? 212 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,890 WELL, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. 213 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,692 WITHOUT HIS WALKING SWEDISH MURDER MACHINE, 214 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:31,697 THE GOOD DOCTOR WILL HAVE TO DO JUST WHAT I SAY, WON'T HE? 215 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,600 TAKE THEM TO THE HOLDING CELL. 216 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,168 - HELLO. THIS IS DR. VENTURE. 217 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,404 - ATTENTION, DR. THADEUS VENTURE. 218 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,772 THIS IS THE MONARCH SPEAKING. 219 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,507 - I'M CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE RIGHT NOW, 220 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:42,675 BUT IF YOU'D LIKE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, 221 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,210 YOU CAN DO SO AFTER THE BEEP. 222 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:47,780 THANKS, AND HAVE A SCIENTASTIC DAY. 223 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,248 [BEEP] 224 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,083 - ATTENTION, DR. THADEUS VENTURE. 225 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,919 THIS IS THE MONARCH SPEAKING. I HAVE YOUR BOYS. 226 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,621 IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE THEM ALIVE AGAIN-- 227 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:56,622 [BEEP] 228 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,357 DAMN IT! 229 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,060 - [CHOMPING] 230 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,064 - NO! 231 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,533 [GIBBERISH] 232 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,534 HUH? 233 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:09,769 [CHICKEN CLUCKING] 234 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,837 AHH. 235 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:14,707 OHH. HMM. 236 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,142 OOH. 237 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,344 OW. 238 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,146 WHA? 239 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,683 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF-- NOT AGAIN! 240 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:25,951 WAIT A MINUTE. 241 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,387 ONE... 242 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:31,390 TWO. 243 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:32,725 MM-HMM. 244 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,594 THIS IS SERIOUS. 245 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,197 BROCK! COME IN, BROCK! 246 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,267 BROCK, SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 247 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,536 DON'T SCREEN ME. 248 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,242 - [ROBOTIC GIBBERISH] 249 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:51,744 - OH, H.E.L.P.eR., THANK-- 250 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,646 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? 251 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,147 MM-HMM. 252 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,049 YES, YES. JUST-- 253 00:11:57,116 --> 00:12:00,920 OK. H.E.L.P.eR. OK, H.E.L.P.eR.! 254 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:03,355 JUST GET ME BACK TO THE X-1. 255 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,357 [GRUNTING] 256 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:08,427 [HORN PLAYS "LA CUCARACHA"] 257 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:13,933 - WHERE ARE WE? 258 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:15,701 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUPER SLEUTHS. 259 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:16,902 YOU FIGURE IT OUT. 260 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,270 - [GASP] 261 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:20,639 WE'RE IN THE BELLY OF THE LAIR OF THE MONARCH'S HIDEOUT! 262 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,675 - CORRECT, CLEVER BOY. 263 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,976 AND WITH YOU TWO IN MY CLUTCHES, 264 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,412 I FINALLY HAVE YOUR FATHER RIGHT WHERE I WANT HIM. 265 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,481 - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH OUR DAD, ANYWAY? 266 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:32,485 - WELL, I--HE--HE'S MY NEMESIS, MY ARCHENEMY. 267 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,687 - I DON'T THINK POP THINKS YOU'RE HIS ARCHENEMY. 268 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,789 - COME ON, I'M SURE THE WALLS OF THE VENTURE COMPOUND 269 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,924 ARE PRACTICALLY CAKED WITH THE LINGERING CURSES 270 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,426 OF THE MONARCH'S NAME. 271 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,961 - UH...NO. 272 00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:43,863 I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD HIM MENTION YOU. 273 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:44,897 - HEY, I ALWAYS THOUGHT 274 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,732 BARON UNDERBHEIT WAS DAD'S ARCHENEMY. 275 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,134 - UNDERBHEIT? 276 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,736 - WHY, THAT DIME-STORE DR. DOOM ISN'T FIT TO-- 277 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,639 JUST YOU WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER CALLS ME BACK! 278 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,743 - AH! THAT SHOULD JUST ABOUT DO IT. 279 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,012 LET'S SEE IF I'M HALF THE GENIUS I THINK I AM. 280 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:01,981 [CHUCKLE] 281 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:08,187 HA HA! GOOD NEWS. LOOKS LIKE I AM. 282 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,989 H.E.L.P.eR., YOU ARE NOW MY PERSONAL 283 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:12,525 WALKING, TALKING ELECTRIC KIDNEY. 284 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:13,659 UNH! 285 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,027 CRAP. 286 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,263 I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIND A MORE LONG-TERM SOLUTION. 287 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,098 H.E.L.P.eR., STAY CLOSE TO ME. COME. 288 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,167 [H.E.L.P.eR. BEEPS] 289 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,735 ♪ TA TI ♪ 290 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:25,204 [MUMBLING] 291 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,972 KIDNEY! 292 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,874 "NO CURE. 293 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:32,011 TRANSPLANT FROM A HEALTHY DONOR OF THE SAME BLOOD TYPE." 294 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:35,481 OF COURSE! ONE OF THE BOYS. 295 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:39,151 UM...WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BOYS? 296 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,352 BOYS? HELLO? 297 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,721 HANK, ARE YOU THERE? DAVE? DEAN? 298 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:46,325 [BEEP] 299 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,793 - ATTENTION, DR. THADEUS VENTURE. 300 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,061 THIS IS THE MO-- 301 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,065 - [SIGH] 302 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,567 - LISTEN. YOU BOYS DON'T HAVE ANY SPECIAL WAY 303 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:55,768 OF GETTING IN TOUCH WITH YOUR DAD 304 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,236 I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT, DO YOU? 305 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,837 I CAN'T SEEM TO GET AHOLD OF HIM. 306 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,105 - WE USUALLY USE 307 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,341 OUR TWO-WAY SATELLITE-LINKED COMMUNICATOR WATCHES. 308 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,943 - NO, NO. I TRIED THAT ALREADY. 309 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,077 HE'S NOT ANSWERING. 310 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,979 I'VE LEFT, LIKE, A HUNDRED MESSAGES. 311 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:10,516 JEEZ, YOU'D THINK HE'D CARE A LITTLE MORE ABOUT HIS KIDS. 312 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:14,353 I--I MEAN, I'M SURE HE'S WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU TWO. 313 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,122 HE'S PROBABLY ON HIS WAY RIGHT NOW... 314 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,392 WITH THE WHOLE MEXICAN NATIONAL GUARD OR SOMETHING. 315 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,695 HEH. MMM. 316 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:26,265 - AHH. IT'S JUST A LITTLE FURTHER, H.E.L.P.eR. 317 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,034 WHAT THE HELL BROCK IS DOING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE 318 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,869 WHEN WE NEED HIM MOST IS BEYOND ME, 319 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:35,174 BUT HE IS GOING TO GET A HOT LITTLE EARFUL WHEN-- 320 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,643 OHH. OH, NO. 321 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,311 UNH! 322 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:45,918 - [INHALES] 323 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:46,986 OH. 324 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,887 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THOSE BOYS. 325 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,723 - [SIGH] 326 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,725 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 327 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,693 - NO. I KNOW THAT SIGH. WHAT? 328 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,428 - WHEN WE ENTERED THIS RELATIONSHIP, 329 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:58,964 WE BOTH AGREED THAT WE WERE BOTH PEOPLE 330 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,666 WHO DID NOT WANT KIDS. 331 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,002 - I--WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO WITH THEM? 332 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,704 I THOUGHT THEIR FATHER WOULD SHOW UP IN NO TIME. 333 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:08,173 DO YOU KNOW HE'S NEVER EVEN TOLD THEM HE LOVES THEM? 334 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,608 - YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 335 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,110 I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO COMPENSATE 336 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,846 FOR THE LOSS OF YOUR OWN PARENTS. 337 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,314 YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT. 338 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,782 - YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT IT? 339 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,685 FINE. I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THAT FATEFUL SUMMER, 340 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,388 THE SUMMER OF THE MONARCHS. 341 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,323 I WAS A MERE 8 YEARS OLD, 342 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,226 PRACTICALLY A CATERPILLAR BY BUTTERFLY STANDARDS. 343 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,427 MY PARENTS' PRIVATE JET CRASHED 344 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,095 IN NEW JERSEY'S FABLED PINE BARRENS 345 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:33,132 MINUTES AFTER TAKEOFF FROM NEWARK AIRPORT. 346 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,067 MIRACULOUSLY, I SURVIVED. 347 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,403 MY PARENTS WERE NOT SO FORTUNATE. 348 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:38,837 WHEN I CAME TO, 349 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:42,141 I WAS SURROUNDED BY THE MOST ENCHANTING MONARCH BUTTERFLIES. 350 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,610 IN TIME, THEY TOOK ME IN AS ONE OF THEIR OWN. 351 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,612 THEY BECAME MY FOSTER PARENTS. 352 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,347 THESE WERE THE HALCYON DAYS. 353 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,783 I'D PLAY WITH MY BUTTERFLY BRETHREN. 354 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:53,652 I LEARNED THE MYSTERIOUS SECRETS OF THEIR ANCIENT WAYS, 355 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,722 SUPPING AS THEIR OWN YOUNG DO ON A STEADY DIET OF MILKWEED, 356 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,858 THUS ASSURING MY TOXICITY TO THIS DAY. 357 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,361 THEN, ONE FATEFUL MORNING IN SEPTEMBER-- 358 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,430 I REMEMBER BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT AROUND MY BIRTHDAY-- 359 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,864 I WAS ECSTATIC BY AUTUMN'S APPROACH 360 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,132 BECAUSE IT MEANT THE LEAVES OF THE TREES 361 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,367 WOULD BE ORANGE ENOUGH FOR ME 362 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,703 TO BUILD EVEN MORE CONVINCING MONARCH WINGS. 363 00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:13,172 I AWOKE AND LOOKED FOR MY MONARCH FAMILY, 364 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,940 BUT I COULDN'T FIND THEM. 365 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,509 I SEARCHED FOR DAYS, BUT NO SIGN OF THEM. 366 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:20,646 IT WAS LIKE LOSING MY PARENTS ALL OVER AGAIN... 367 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,014 ONLY MUCH QUIETER. 368 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,615 SO I WANDERED TO THE NEAREST HIGHWAY, 369 00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:26,518 TOOK THE FIRST BUS TO NEW YORK, AND CLAIMED A FAT INHERITANCE. 370 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:27,886 IT WAS ONLY LATER THAT I LEARNED 371 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,822 THAT MONARCHS MIGRATE SOUTH FOR THE WINTER, 372 00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:32,224 HERE, TO MEXICO. 373 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,492 OH, TENDERONI, 374 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,728 THAT'S THE ONLY REAL REASON I'VE COME TO MEXICO-- 375 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,830 TO FIND MY FOSTER PARENTS. 376 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:41,400 MY BIG PLAN, ALL THAT WORK I'VE HAD YOU DOING-- 377 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,769 IT WAS JUST AN EXCUSE. 378 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,304 DO YOU HATE ME NOW? 379 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,106 - OH, SWEETIE. 380 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,808 BUTTERFLIES ONLY LIVE ABOUT 9 MONTHS. 381 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,744 - WHAT? 382 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:55,280 - BUT THOSE BOYS DOWNSTAIRS ARE ALIVE, AND YOU'RE RIGHT. 383 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,615 THEY DO NEED A FATHER. 384 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,118 SO YOU GO DOWN THERE AND YOU LOVE THOSE BOYS 385 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,387 AND NEVER LET GO. 386 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,622 [COYOTE HOWLING] 387 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,691 - [SOBBING] 388 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,526 OH, BROCK. 389 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,728 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 390 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:13,766 WHERE WAS I WHEN YOU NEEDED ME MOST? 391 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,136 - [WHIRS] 392 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,104 - I KNOW, H.E.L.P.eR. 393 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:25,544 HE WAS LIKE AN ANGEL, MY BEAUTIFUL GUARDIAN ANGEL, 394 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:29,314 AND THIS IS WHERE IT GOT HIM. 395 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:33,986 - [GRUNTS] 396 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:35,320 [WHEEZE] 397 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:38,323 - BROCK! YOU'RE ALIVE! 398 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,994 IT WORKED! MY SHRINE WORKED! 399 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:45,597 IT'S NOT ALL SUPERSTITIOUS NONSENSE. 400 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,299 - [GRUNTING] - WHAT? 401 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,802 OH, GOD, YOU'RE A ZOMBIE OR SOMETHING. 402 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:52,204 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE PLAYED GOD! 403 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:56,909 OH, THE FOLLY OF IT! THE HUBRIS! 404 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,047 - BOYS. - HUH? 405 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,383 - WHERE ARE THE BOYS? 406 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,121 - OH. 407 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,155 DOUBLE DAMN IT! 408 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,825 - HANK, YOU SAID THE DOUBLE "D" WORD. 409 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:15,160 - HOW ARE WE EVER GONNA GET THIS GATE OPEN? 410 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:17,229 - WHICH ONE OF MY SPECIAL BOYS IS IN THE MOOD 411 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,198 FOR PIPING-HOT COOKIES? 412 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,532 - GET HIM! 413 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,401 - OH, SO YOU WANT TO WRESTLE, EH? 414 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,437 OW! HO, HO! NO, YOU DON'T. 415 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,773 NOPE. OW. 416 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,174 - SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT AROUND HERE. 417 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:32,911 HE WAS REALLY SPECIFIC IN ALL THOSE MESSAGES HE LEFT. 418 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,513 - GOT IT. 419 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,548 - SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN? 420 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,750 - HOW LONG CAN YOU LIVE IF YOU'RE NOT HOOKED UP TO HIM? 421 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:41,253 - OH, I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE HOURS, MAYBE, 422 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,388 BUT THEY'D BE VERY UNCOMF--GAA! 423 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,723 AAH! - COME ON. 424 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,359 H.E.L.P.eR., YOU DRIVE. KEEP HER STEADY. 425 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,695 - WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 426 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:52,130 WHERE ARE WE-- - GET IN MY CAR. 427 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:55,334 - [SCREAMING] 428 00:18:57,769 --> 00:19:00,038 - QUIT SCREWING AROUND. 429 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,610 - [PANTING] 430 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,712 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 431 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:09,615 - CHUPACABRA. THEY'RE ALL OVER MEXICO. 432 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,550 - NO WAY. 433 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:23,061 OH! YOU HAD ME SCARED FOR A MINUTE THERE. 434 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:24,630 AAH! 435 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,198 - GET--GET HIS LEGS! 436 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,432 - HA HA HA! NO FAIR! 437 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,800 IT'S TWO OF YOU AGAINST ONE. 438 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,103 I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S ENOUGH MONARCH LEFT TO GO AROUND. 439 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:32,704 [CRASH] 440 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:33,705 HOLY CRAP! 441 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,174 - HUH? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 442 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,076 - MINIONS! WHERE ARE YOU? 443 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,411 - [ALL SHOUTING] 444 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,713 - YOU GET THE BOYS. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THESE GUYS. 445 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,348 - ARE YOU SURE? THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF THEM. 446 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,817 - THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK. 447 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,120 [SNARL] - OK. 448 00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:49,688 [DOOR CLOSES] 449 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:56,628 [TIRES SCREECH] 450 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,400 - WHAT--WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE? 451 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,035 - NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS, BABY. 452 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,870 FIRE UP THE SMALLER ESCAPE COCOON 453 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:43,342 INGENIOUSLY HOUSED INSIDE THIS LARGER COCOON HEADQUARTERS! 454 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,717 [HORN PLAYS "LA CUCARACHA"] 455 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,418 - DAD! - DAD! 456 00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,053 WE KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LET US DOWN. 457 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,122 - JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, TOO. 458 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,825 MONARCH WAS GETTING ALL CREEPY UNCLE ON US. 459 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,827 - YOU'RE THE BEST DAD IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 460 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,462 - YES, YES. 461 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,797 - GO, TEAM VENTURE! 462 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:10,235 - AND SO YOUR FATHER NEEDS FOR ONE OF YOU TO DONATE A KIDNEY 463 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:11,536 SO THAT I CAN KEEP ON LIVING 464 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,006 AND DOING THE "BEST DAD IN THE WORLD" THING. 465 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,008 - BUT...WHICH ONE OF US, POP? 466 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,843 - WELL, I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET. 467 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,178 - I KNOW. ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER! 468 00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:21,380 - YOU'RE ON! 469 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,648 - ONCE, TWICE, 3, 470 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:24,816 SHOOT! 471 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,819 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 472 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:30,856 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 473 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,124 --www.ncicap.org-- 474 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,778 - [GROAN] 475 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:56,248 WHAT HAPPENED? I THOUGHT I HAD PICKED ROCK. 476 00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:57,683 - SO DID I. 477 00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,918 - AND I PICKED TWO BEAUTIFUL KIDNEYS. 478 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,120 I FEEL FREAKING AMAZING. 479 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:03,822 - [BEEPS] 480 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,192 -THAT'S GOOD SOUP!