1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,536 [EXPLOSION] 2 00:00:03,603 --> 00:00:06,973 - I CAN'T KEEP IT TOGETHER, DR. VENTURE. 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,743 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE TVC15. 4 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:11,945 - TOM, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THAT TIN CAN. 5 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,213 I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 6 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:16,216 YOU'RE NOT DYING ON ME, AND THAT'S AN ORDER. 7 00:00:16,282 --> 00:00:17,851 - WHAT'S GOING ON, POP? 8 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:20,019 - EVERYTHING IS FINE, SON. YOU'RE HAVING A NIGHTMARE. 9 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:25,291 KANO! TAKE RUSTY DOWNSTAIRS AND GIVE HIM SOME WARM MILK. 10 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:28,428 - I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR THE ACTION MAN. 11 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:30,463 - HE'S LISTENING, TOM. GO AHEAD. 12 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:34,934 - I'M HAPPY. HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, TOO. 13 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:37,537 I'VE LOVED ALL I NEEDED TO LOVE. 14 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:41,574 - DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, TOM. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT. 15 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:42,409 FIGHT IT! 16 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:45,078 - I'M FEELING VERY STILL, 17 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:50,950 AND I THINK MY SPACESHIP KNOWS WHICH WAY TO GO. 18 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:53,987 TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER VERY MUCH. 19 00:00:54,053 --> 00:00:55,288 - SHE KNOWS. 20 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:57,690 GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM. YOUR CIRCUIT IS DEAD. 21 00:00:57,757 --> 00:01:01,628 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. CAN YOU HEAR ME, MAJOR TOM? 22 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:04,898 CAN YOU HEAR ME? MAJOR TOM! 23 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:11,037 ASHES... 24 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,440 TO ASHES. 25 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,408 - ONE MORE, POP. 26 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:16,609 - NEED ONE WITH ME NEXT TO THE META-SONIC LOCATOR? 27 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,645 - NO. I NEED ONE WHERE YOUR SUIT ISN'T RIDING UP. 28 00:01:18,711 --> 00:01:21,247 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT? IT'S TERRY CLOTH. 29 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:23,283 IT ACTS LIKE A TOWEL. 30 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:33,460 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 31 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,502 - A SUPER BAD IDEA, DOC. 32 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:18,738 YOU'VE NEVER TAKEN A NIGHT DIVE BEFORE... 33 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,374 OR ANY DIVE. 34 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:22,876 - THINK ABOUT IT, BROCK. 35 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:24,611 THERE'S FAT GREENBACKS TO BE MADE 36 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:27,313 ON THAT FLYING SAUCER MY DAD LOST HERE. 37 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,648 HE NEVER PATENTED IT. 38 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:31,885 ONE FLYBOY GOES BOOM, AND HE SCRAPPED THE WHOLE PROJECT 39 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,286 OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE DEAD. 40 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,955 IT'S JUST SITTING DOWN THERE UNDER 800 METERS 41 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:38,258 OF PITCH-BLACK LIQUID FUNERAL. 42 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,626 WAIT. I NEED THIS. 43 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:43,263 UM...800 METERS OF BLACK LIQUID FUNERAL 44 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,265 LIES BETWEEN ME AND-- NO. WAIT. 45 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,600 800 METERS OF COLD EMBALMING FLUID 46 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:52,171 LIES BETWEEN ME AND MY SUNKEN SCIENTIFIC TRUST FUND. 47 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:55,041 DEAN, I AM NOW TESTING THE TWO-WAY. 48 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,309 CAN YOU READ ME? OVER. 49 00:02:56,376 --> 00:03:00,079 - I SURE CAN, POP. I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR. 50 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:01,281 - DEAN? 51 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:02,916 - OH. OVER. 52 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:04,050 - [SIGH] 53 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,985 THE META-SONIC LOCATOR HAS BEEN AFFIXED, 54 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,488 AND I AM GO FOR THE MISSION. 55 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:10,890 OVER. 56 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:14,294 JOURNAL ENTRY ONE. 57 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,662 AS MY LOYAL FAMILY AND BODYGUARD 58 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:17,297 LOWER ME TOWARD THE INDIFFERENT OCEAN, 59 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,466 ONE CANNOT HELP BUT THINK OF A HANGMAN'S NOOSE 60 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:21,834 SWINGING LIKE-- 61 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,102 HANK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 62 00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:25,238 - SORRY, DAD. THESE CONTROLS ARE A LITTLE STICKY. 63 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,874 I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T DONE THIS SINCE...EVER. 64 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,276 - WELL, JUST TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE GENTLE, PLEASE. 65 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:32,845 I'M ALREADY STARTING TO--WAAH! 66 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:33,880 - AAH! 67 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,014 [SPLASH] 68 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:36,683 - I'M IN, AND I TOTALLY BASHED MY HEAD. 69 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:39,485 AHEM. BEGINNING MY DESCENT INTO-- 70 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:40,720 OH. I SHOULD RECORD THIS. 71 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:44,791 AHEM. THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE-- OCEAN OF MYSTERY. 72 00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:50,096 MANY HAVE COME TO HER BEFORE ME SEEKING...STUFF, 73 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,765 NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. 74 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:55,234 - DAD IS SUPER SERIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN. 75 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:58,438 DO YOU THINK HE'S REALLY IN AS MUCH DANGER AS HE SAYS? 76 00:03:58,504 --> 00:03:59,672 - OH, YEAH. HE'S SCREWED. 77 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,975 I GIVE HIM ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE HE PANICS 78 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:03,610 AND BEGS US TO HAUL HIM UP. 79 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:07,347 - OK, GUYS. I CAN HEAR ALL OF THIS. 80 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:08,681 JOURNAL ENTRY 29. 81 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,150 I AM ABOUT TO SWITCH ON THE META-SONIC LOCATOR, 82 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:15,755 A DEVICE OF MY OWN DESIGN THAT GENERATES EXPERIMENTAL HYPERSONIC SOUND WAVES 83 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:20,226 SO EXTRA SPECIAL, THEY NOT ONLY VIBRATE THE WATER, 84 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,762 THEY VIBRATE TIME. 85 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:25,798 INGENIOUS, I KNOW. 86 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,402 BROCK. COME IN, BROCK. 87 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:31,437 - YEAH. YOU HAD ENOUGH YET? 88 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:33,306 - WHAT? NO! STOP THAT. 89 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,008 WHAT IS YOUR STATUS TOPSIDE? 90 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:36,175 - YEAH. IT'S FINE. 91 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,577 BOYS ARE FINALLY ASLEEP. 92 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:40,046 THINK DEAN MIGHT HAVE A BLADDER INFECTION OR SOMETHING. 93 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:44,684 HE HAD TO GET UP AND PEE, LIKE, 5 TIMES. 94 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,786 HUH? 95 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:48,421 NO WAY. 96 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:49,689 HOLD ON, DOC. 97 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:52,558 I THINK I SEE SOMETHING THAT MAKES NO SENSE. 98 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,860 BETTER CHECK IT OUT. 99 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:55,528 - OK, BUT I WAS JUST GONNA TURN ON MY MACHINE. 100 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:56,663 I THOUGHT IT'D BE COOL FOR MY JOURNAL 101 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:58,331 IF, LIKE, YOUR VOICE WAS IN THE BACKGROUND, 102 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:02,669 YOU KNOW, SAYING IMPRESSIVE DANGER STUFF. 103 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:04,837 - DEAN. DEAN, WAKE UP. 104 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:06,305 I THINK SOMETHING IS GOING ON. 105 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:07,573 BROCK IS GONE, AND I JUST HEARD DAD 106 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,842 SAY SOMETHING ABOUT DANGER STUFF. 107 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:11,711 - SO WHAT? - SEW BUTTONS. 108 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:13,179 I'M GONNA CHECK IT OUT. 109 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:14,514 PLUS, I HAVE TO TAKE A LEAK. 110 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,949 - DO IT OFF THE HELIPORT. IT MAKES THIS AWESOME ARC. 111 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:19,819 - COOL. BE RIGHT BACK. 112 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:23,022 DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT! 113 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:24,757 DOOSH! DOOSH! DOOSH! DOOSH! 114 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,927 DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT! 115 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,967 - OH, DAMN IT. 116 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:37,870 - [GASP] 117 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:41,874 BROCK! PIRATES ON THE X-2! 118 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:43,776 - SMOOTH, HANK. 119 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,011 I'M ON IT. 120 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,612 NOW KEEP QUIET AND DON'T MOVE TILL I TELL YOU, 121 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:47,814 NO MATTER WHAT YOU SEE. 122 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,782 - BROCK, IF PIRATES REALLY EXIST, 123 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:54,020 THAT MEANS SANTA CLAUS AND THE TOOTH FAIRY CAN EVEN BE REAL, RIGHT? 124 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,354 IT'S LIKE ALL BETS ARE OFF. 125 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:58,257 - HANK, NOBODY EVER SAID PIRATES DON'T EXIST. 126 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:02,161 - SO YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. 127 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,664 - OOOOOO... 128 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,699 - GH-GH-GHOST PIRATES! 129 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,634 - OOOOOOO... 130 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:12,105 LEAVE THE SHIP AT ONCE. 131 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:13,673 OOOOOO... 132 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:14,841 UGH! 133 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:16,476 [SMACK] 134 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:19,612 - HOLY CRAP. HE'S GETTING HIS ASS KICKED. 135 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:20,780 LET'S GO SAVE HIM. 136 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:24,417 - YOU CRAZY? MY SWORD IS MADE OF CARDBOARD. 137 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,453 - ENOUGH! 138 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,723 GET OFF THAT MAN BEFORE HE KILLS ALL OF YOU. 139 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:35,194 I'M SURE HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE WHAT HIS CHILD IS MADE OF. 140 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:37,396 I MEAN, REALLY WHAT HE'S MADE OF, 141 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:39,031 NOT LIKE A TEST OF HIS METTLE. 142 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:40,666 I MEAN, I'M GONNA SPILL HIS-- 143 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,335 - YEAH. GOT IT THE FIRST TIME. 144 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:43,436 - SILENCE! 145 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:46,506 YOUR INSOLENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED... 146 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,207 AGAIN. 147 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,642 HEY, IS THAT GUY DEAD? 148 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:50,710 - YEAH, PROBABLY. 149 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:52,945 - COME ON. WAS THAT NECESSARY? REALLY. 150 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:57,283 - YOUR SCHEME WAS VERY CLEVER, VERY CLEVER INDEED, 151 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,684 BUT HE'S NO GHOST. 152 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,220 - OH, YOU THINK, GENIUS? WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF? 153 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:04,624 WAS IT THE HUGE ZIPPER? MAYBE THE RUBBER MASK? 154 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:06,592 BUT YOU HAD TO KILL HIM ANYWAY. 155 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:10,329 IF YOU PLAYED BY THE RULES-- THE GHOST PIRATE RULES-- 156 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:14,066 AND JUST RAN AWAY, NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING, 157 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:15,034 BUT NO. 158 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,903 YOU HAD TO GO NUTS AND KILL A GUY. 159 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:19,138 TAKE HIM TO THE BRIG! 160 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,174 I'M KEEPING THE BOY WITH ME. 161 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:25,578 IF YOU TRY ANYTHING FUNNY, YOUR SON DIES. 162 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:27,880 - UH, CAP--UH, CAPTAIN? 163 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,649 DO WE NOT NEED THIS NOW? 164 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:34,220 - BUT WITHOUT THE FOG, WHAT AM I GONNA PROJECT THE SEA MONSTER ON? 165 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,422 [WHIRRING] 166 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:37,890 - UH! 167 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,759 IT'S LIKE TRYING TO WALK AROUND INSIDE A GIANT FAT KID. 168 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,028 JOURNAL ENTRY 36. I DON'T GET IT. 169 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:45,131 THE META-SONIC LOCATOR SHOULD'VE ROLLED BACK THE CURTAIN OF TIME 170 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,768 AND REVEALED MY DAD'S FLYING METAL FAILURE BY NOW. 171 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,136 NO. WAIT. THAT'S CRAP. 172 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,037 [TAPE REWINDS] 173 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:53,573 AHEM. JOURNAL ENTRY 36. 174 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:57,043 THE META-SONIC LOCATOR, THOUGH PERFORMING ADMIRABLY, 175 00:07:57,109 --> 00:08:00,012 BEGS HIS MASTER TO INCREASE THE VOLUME, 176 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:03,482 A BIDDING HIS MASTER GLADLY COMPLIES WITH. 177 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:07,486 [OSCILLATING TONE] 178 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:16,596 UH, I SEEM TO HAVE STEPPED 179 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:20,700 INTO SOME SORT OF UNDERSEA CHEWING GUM. 180 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:23,936 BECAUSE OF THIS, I CAN'T MOVE. 181 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:25,304 OH, BOY. THIS CAN'T BE GOOD. 182 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:29,275 ABORT! BROCK! COME IN, BROCK! 183 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:31,344 - HANK. COME IN, HANK. 184 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:34,013 - I'M HERE. WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU BEING KEELHAULED? 185 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,448 HAVE THEY REMOVED YOUR FINGERNAILS? 186 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:37,383 - HANK, PLEASE. I NEED YOUR HELP. 187 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,652 - REALLY? - YES, REALLY. WHERE ARE YOU? 188 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,988 - I'M NEAR THE HELIPORT AT THE STERN OF THE X-2. 189 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:44,023 IT'S DICEY, BUT I COULD PROBABLY RESCUE YOU 190 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,825 IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR COORDINATES. 191 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,560 - OHH, HANK. 192 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:52,031 IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME IN YOUR LIFE I NEEDED YOU NOT TO BE HANK, IT'S NOW. 193 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,333 - SORRY, BROCK. - FORGET ABOUT IT. 194 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:59,171 ALL RIGHT. YOU HAVE TO BE MY HANDS. 195 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:00,840 I'LL TALK YOU THROUGH IT. 196 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:02,141 - BROCK? - WHAT? 197 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,877 - THIS COULD BE THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 198 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:05,945 - FOCUS, HANK. 199 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,813 WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LIGHT A CIGARETTE. 200 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,083 A GOOD SNIPER CAN SEE A HOT CHERRY FOR MILES. 201 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,184 - BROCK, I DON'T SMOKE. 202 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:15,254 - GOOD. NOW IS A LOUSY TIME TO START. 203 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:17,757 - WE'RE NOT CARRYING GOLD OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 204 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:19,025 - I DON'T WANT YOUR TREASURE, KID. 205 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:22,862 I DON'T EVEN WANT YOUR WALLET. I JUST WANT YOUR BOAT. 206 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:26,132 NOW JUST TELL ME WHERE THE KEYS ARE. 207 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,234 - YOU HAVE A PIRATE SHIP. 208 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,235 - [SIGH] 209 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,904 SIT ON MY LAP, SON. IT'S STORY TIME. 210 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,506 - I DON'T WANT TO SIT IN YOUR LAP. 211 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:35,641 - FINE. DON'T. I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY. 212 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:38,644 THAT PIRATE SHIP OUT THERE HASN'T MOVED AN INCH 213 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,079 IN, LIKE, FOREVER. 214 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,648 WE'VE BEEN STUCK IN THAT DISGUSTING SARGASSUM-- 215 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:44,517 WHICH, BY THE WAY, NO MATTER HOW YOU COOK IT, 216 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:46,953 STILL TASTES LIKE HOT SARGASSUM-- 217 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:48,454 IT'S BEEN, LIKE, 10 YEARS. 218 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,289 - WOW! - YEAH. WOW. OH, SURE. 219 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,691 IN THE BEGINNING, IT'S LOTS OF FUN-- 220 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,894 YOU KNOW, SET UP THE PROJECTOR, TURN ON THE FOG MACHINE, 221 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:58,197 AND EVERYBODY IS LIKE, "OH, NO! GHOST PIRATES!" 222 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,767 AND THEN YOU'D ABANDON SHIP LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO, 223 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,036 AND THEN WE'D HELP OURSELVES TO THE BOOTY. 224 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:07,907 - TREASURE LIKE GOLD DOUBLOONS AND PIECES OF 8? 225 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,275 - THINK ABOUT IT, KID. 226 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,711 WHO SHIPS DOUBLOONS ACROSS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE THESE DAYS? 227 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,946 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT OUR BIGGEST HAUL WAS? 228 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,481 SHIPMENT OF L'EGGS EGGS. 229 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,784 SOME OF THE BOYS STILL WEAR THE PANTYHOSE AS SASHES AND HEADBANDS. 230 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,619 - DID THAT HURT? - NOT REALLY. 231 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:25,691 HERE. LICK YOUR ARM. I'VE GOT MORE IN ME POCKET. 232 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:32,064 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 233 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,532 - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 234 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:34,967 - OH, COME ON NOW. 235 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:37,737 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK THAT OLD JOKE WOULD WORK ON ME TWICE. 236 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,473 - I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS. 237 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:41,974 - YEAH, RIGHT. 238 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,576 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 239 00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:45,611 - BUT YOU DID, RIGHT? 240 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:48,481 [HEAVY FOOTSTEPS] 241 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:56,188 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 242 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:02,695 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 243 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:03,629 - THERE IT IS AGAIN. 244 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:04,930 - I DIDN'T HEAR-- - SHH! 245 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,533 - I CAN'T HEAR ANY-- - HOLD ON A SECOND. 246 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,369 - HHHRRRR! - YOU HEARD THAT, RIGHT? 247 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,371 - WHAT AM I LISTENING FOR? - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 248 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:15,541 - IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE! 249 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,511 - OK. I SEE THEM. 250 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:23,616 I THINK THEY'RE DRUNK ON RUM BECAUSE THEY'RE PIRATES. 251 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:24,583 HEY, I FOUND YOUR KNIFE. 252 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:25,951 - LEAVE IT. YOU'RE NOT READY. 253 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:29,155 NOW I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR HAND AROUND YOUR THROAT, HANK. 254 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,656 - UH...ALL RIGHT. 255 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:33,159 - THAT TUBE YOU FEEL IS YOUR TRACHEA. 256 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:34,360 THINK OF IT AS A HANDLE. 257 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,829 YOUR THUMB IS ON YOUR CAROTID ARTERY. 258 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,164 THAT'S YOUR BUTTON. 259 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:41,801 NOW, REMEMBER-- GRAB THE HANDLE. PUSH THE BUTTON. 260 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,002 REPEAT THAT BACK. 261 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,403 - GRAB THE HANDLE. PUSH THE-- 262 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,572 - LET GO OF YOUR OWN THROAT, HANK. 263 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,074 - [COUGH] 264 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:49,642 - JOURNAL ENTRY 48. 265 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:52,878 THE BLANKET OF WARM VOMIT THAT PREVIOUSLY KEPT THE ICY CHILL AT BAY 266 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,147 HAS HARDENED TO A STICKY SHELL. 267 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,749 THANKFULLY, THE STENCH HAS FADED. 268 00:11:56,816 --> 00:12:00,786 CONTINUED EFFORTS TO CONTACT BASE HAVE PROVED FRUITLESS, 269 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:03,556 AND THE CLAM WON'T QUIT IT. 270 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,992 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 271 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,929 - ALL RIGHT. THIS IS JUST GETTING DOWNRIGHT SPOOKY. 272 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,530 COME ON. JUST GIVE ME THE KEY, DEAN. 273 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:14,600 - I REALLY DON'T HAVE THE KEY, I SWEAR. 274 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,901 I GUESS BROCK MIGHT. 275 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,803 - WHO'S BROCK? 276 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,105 - MY DAD'S BODYGUARD. 277 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,639 - YOUR DAD HAS A BODYGUARD? 278 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:23,843 WHY WOULD HE NEED A BODYGUARD? THE GUY IS A TANK. 279 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,444 - WELL, BECAUSE-- 280 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:26,879 - SO WHERE IS THIS BROCK GUY? 281 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:31,584 - HE'S HIDING... AND WAITING TO SAVE ME... 282 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,252 WITH GUYS. 283 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:37,089 - YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD LIAR, DEAN, ARE YOU? 284 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,290 - MAYBE. 285 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,626 - YO HO, MIKE. DO YOU COPY? 286 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,195 WE HIT A TOYS "R" US SHIP A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 287 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,430 - YO HO, CAPTAIN. - YEAH, MIKE. 288 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,031 THE GUY IN THE BRIG MIGHT HAVE THE KEY, 289 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:50,035 OR THERE MIGHT BE SOMEONE NAMED BROCK LOOSE ON THE SHIP WITH... 290 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,538 - GUYS? - WITH GUYS, MIKE. 291 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,673 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 292 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,776 - YOU ARE NOT GONNA TELL ME YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT! 293 00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:59,812 - AFTER THE TWIST, YOU'LL FEEL A SNAP, 294 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,647 AND THE BODY GOES RAG DOLL ON YOU. 295 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:06,018 - AND THAT WILL KNOCK HIM OUT EVEN MORE? 296 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,219 - THAT WILL KILL HIM. 297 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,020 - DO I HAVE TO? 298 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,221 - ALL RIGHT. FINE, CRYBABY. 299 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,891 JUST TIE HIM UP AND MAYBE, I GUESS, GAG HIM, 300 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,092 BUT AT THE FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE, 301 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,928 I WANT YOU TO AT LEAST BREAK BOTH HIS KNEES. 302 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,264 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 303 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:20,633 - HANK, THERE'S NO REASON TO GET UPSET. 304 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,001 I'LL GET YOU THROUGH-- 305 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,002 CRAP. SOMEONE IS COMING. 306 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:26,105 MAINTAIN RADIO SILENCE AND STAY CALM. 307 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,608 - WE NEED THAT KEY THAT STARTS YOUR BOAT, MR. BIG STUFF. 308 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,577 LET'S HAVE IT. 309 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,112 - IT'S UP MY ASS. 310 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:36,382 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - WHY DON'T YOU CHECK? 311 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,350 - WELL? CHECK. 312 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,785 - WHAT IF HE'S LYING? 313 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,954 - IF HE WERE TELLING THE TRUTH, THAT WOULD BE BETTER? 314 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:42,821 - [PANTING] 315 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:47,193 JOURNAL...ENTRY...56. 316 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,761 I JUST LEARNED THAT GIANT CLAMS 317 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:51,964 DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF EXPLODING ROBOT LEGS. 318 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,633 I'VE TAKEN REFUGE IN THE FORWARD COMPARTMENT 319 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,602 AND AM NOW RUNNING ON RESERVE POWER-- 320 00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:02,675 MOBILITY HINDERED, MORALE LOW, NO RADIO CONTACT. 321 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,310 OH, YEAH. 322 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:05,377 I LOST MY LOCATOR, 323 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:10,282 AND, YES, I REALIZE THE IRONY OF THAT. 324 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,350 [GASP] 325 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,818 NO WAY! 326 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,753 JOURNAL ENTRY 57. 327 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,422 OH, HOW THEY SCOFFED. 328 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:18,357 TRUE, IN LIGHT OF CERTAIN SETBACKS, 329 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:22,528 I EVEN BEGAN TO DOUBT MYSELF, BUT THROUGH PERSEVERANCE 330 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,564 AND NO SMALL AMOUNT OF INGENUITY, 331 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:30,402 I'VE LOCATED THE SAUCER! 332 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:31,637 [ZIP] 333 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,107 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT TO SWAB THE POOP DECK. 334 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,875 - UGH. 335 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,277 - AND REMEMBER HOW YOU COMPLAINED WHEN WE HIT THAT RED CROSS SHIP? 336 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,612 - OH! 337 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:42,581 - "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH 20 CRATES OF RUBBER GLOVES?" 338 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,550 - TOTALLY TAKE IT BACK. 339 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:45,651 - HEY, BUDDY, 340 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,088 I'D KILL FOR ONE OF THOSE RIGHT ABOUT NOW. 341 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:50,656 - MY LAST PACK. 342 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,524 - IT'LL HELP ME RELAX. 343 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,960 - DUDE, GIVE HIM ONE... 344 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,228 - HMPH! 345 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,296 - PLEASE. 346 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,464 - NO. SCREW HIM. 347 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,299 PIRATES DON'T GIVE PEOPLE CIGARETTES. 348 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,001 THEY TAKE THEM. 349 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:02,868 - RRGH! 350 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,303 - AAH! MY FRIGGIN' HAND! 351 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:09,208 MY ELBOW! MY ARM! LET GO OF MY ARM WITH YOUR ASS! 352 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,042 AAH! 353 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,611 YOUR ASS IS CLAMPED TO MY ARM! 354 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,480 AAH! 355 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:17,182 - MIKE? YO HO? 356 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,184 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT KEY ALREADY? 357 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,787 - HEY, CAPTAIN, I GOT YOUR KEY. 358 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:28,027 HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BECAUSE I'M GONNA FEED IT TO YOU. 359 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:33,999 I TOLD YOU WHAT I'D DO FOR ONE OF THESE. 360 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:38,337 - THIS IS ALL WRONG. THIS IS NOT THE WAY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN. 361 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,505 [ENGINE STARTS] 362 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:42,308 WOW. I'VE NEVER HOT-WIRED A HYDROFOIL BEFORE. 363 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,476 THAT WAS EASY. 364 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,045 - WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MY DAD? 365 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,781 - KID, WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE REASON I'M HAULING ASS OUT OF HERE? 366 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:51,350 DID YOU HEAR HIM? HE SOUNDED SCARIER THAN-- 367 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,351 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 368 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,454 THAN WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS. 369 00:15:55,521 --> 00:16:00,326 - AND AS I PREPARE TO OPEN THE LONG-SUBMERGED SAUCER, 370 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,261 I MUST PAUSE FOR A BRIEF ASIDE, 371 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:05,364 FOR ONCE AGAIN, WHERE MY FATHER FAILED, 372 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:10,235 I, DR. THADEUS S. VENTURE, AM ABOUT TO-- 373 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,437 WHOOP. 374 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:14,139 NO, NO, NO, NO! NOW YOU TRY TO HELP ME? 375 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,208 CANCEL MISSION-ABORT COMMAND. 376 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,743 REBORT. DO YOU COPY? 377 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,145 TAKE ME BACK OVER TO THE THING. 378 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:22,214 SERIOUSLY, BROCK, WHAT THE F-- 379 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,016 OW! 380 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,084 - OW! 381 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:25,918 - YOU OK? 382 00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:28,253 - OH, MY GOD. AM I BLEEDING? 383 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,455 - IT'S A LITTLE RED. 384 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:32,958 - UH! THOUGHT WE CUT THE ANCHOR CHAIN. 385 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,528 WELL, HERE'S YOUR TROUBLE RIGHT H-- 386 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:37,663 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 387 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,964 AW, COME ON. WHO DID THIS? 388 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,300 LIKE THESE GUYS HAVEN'T HAD IT BAD ENOUGH TONIGHT. 389 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,869 GUESS YOU WEREN'T LYING ABOUT THAT BROCK GUY. 390 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,337 - I GUESS I WASN'T. 391 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:49,441 - WHAT KIND OF EXPERT BODYGUARD TIES MEN UP WITH BIG BOWS? 392 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,077 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 393 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,446 - THAT CAME FROM THE BOW. - TOLD YOU. 394 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:58,417 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 395 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,452 - A REAL GHOST? 396 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,488 - GAAR! THAT'S-- 397 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:05,157 THAT--WOW! NO WAY! 398 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,059 - HANK, DON'T MOVE. 399 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,660 - I CAN'T. - SHOOT IT. 400 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:11,797 - THIS THING CAME FROM THE SAME SHIP WE GOT THE WALKIE-TALKIES. 401 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,065 IT'S PLASTIC, 402 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,067 AND THAT'S A GHOST. 403 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:18,504 - WELL, DO SOMETHING. YOU'RE A GROWNUP. 404 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:22,441 - ALL RIGHT. I'LL SAVE YOUR DAD'S BODYGUARD. 405 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,642 I GUESS I DESERVE THIS. 406 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:27,546 YOU LIVE BY THE GHOST, YOU DIE BY THE GHOST. 407 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,782 ARR! 408 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,117 RRGH! RRH! 409 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:35,187 ARR! RRGH! RRH! 410 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:39,224 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 411 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,194 HHHHHRRRRRRR! 412 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:43,962 - UH, IT DOESN'T SEEM TO WANT TO KILL US. 413 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:47,833 - IT DOESN'T SEEM TO WANT TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT. 414 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,835 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 415 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:54,673 - SAFOOM MAK NOVAY JINGOO! 416 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,941 SAVATEK. 417 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,910 MAHAVMA MINGO TOO! 418 00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,144 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 419 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,413 DR. ORPHEUS, MASTER OF MYSTICISM. 420 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,082 OH, HELLO, HANK. 421 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:06,185 HOW IS YOUR FATHER? 422 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,420 WELL, I'M BUSY AT THE MOMENT. 423 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,355 PUMPKIN IS DUE HOME FROM TENNIS, 424 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:14,059 AND I'M MAKING MY FAMOUS FRITTATAS. 425 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,395 WHAT IS THAT YELLING IN THE BACKGROUND? 426 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,363 - IT'S KIND OF WHAT I CALLED ABOUT. 427 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,833 WE HAVE A GHOST PROBLEM. 428 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,134 - WHO'S THAT HE'S TALKING TO? 429 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:25,070 - WELL, HE'S A NECROMANCER. HE LIVES IN MY BACK YARD. 430 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:28,340 - HANK, ARE YOU CERTAIN IT ISN'T JUST A GUY 431 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,477 IN A RUBBER MASK MESSING WITH YOU? 432 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:32,945 I SEE. 433 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,079 NO. I CAN HEAR IT. 434 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,548 LISTEN, HANK. CAN YOU HANG ON A SEC? 435 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,451 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! - WHAT'S HE SAYING? 436 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,552 - I'M ON HOLD. 437 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,889 I THINK HE'S ASTROPROJECTING OR SOMETHING. 438 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,190 - JOURNAL ENTRY WHATEVER. 439 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:48,026 ALL ATTEMPTS TO CONTACT THE SHIP ABOVE ME HAVE FAILED. 440 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,897 THE ONLY WARMTH I FEEL STEMS FROM MODERATE HYPOTHERMIA. 441 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,968 ALL I CAN DO NOW IS WAIT FOR DEATH'S CASUAL HAND 442 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,337 TO FINISH THE JOB THAT FATE BEGAN 443 00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:01,773 AT MY UNEVENTFUL PUBERTY. 444 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,610 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 445 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,979 - ALL RIGHT, HANK. ARE YOU THERE? 446 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,381 - I WENT THROUGH YOUR GRANDFATHER'S RECORDS. 447 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:13,185 MY GARAGE HAS PILES OF THEM, BUT I HAVE IT FIGURED OUT. 448 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:16,922 A MAJOR TOM WAS TRAGICALLY LOST 449 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,223 ON THAT VERY SPOT 450 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,859 IN THE NINETEEN HUNDRED AND SIXTIES. 451 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:24,263 THAT'S YOUR MAN. I CAN FEEL IT IN MY SOUL. 452 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,597 - YEAH. SO WHAT DO I DO? 453 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,133 - OH, PLEASE. YOU'VE SEEN "GHOST"? 454 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,502 THE REST IS CAKE. DO YOU HAVE A PEN? 455 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,070 - TO USE AS A MAGIC WAND. 456 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,706 - TO USE AS A PEN, HANK. 457 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,408 TAKE THIS NUMBER DOWN. 458 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,444 [BEEPING] 459 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,347 UH... 460 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,448 UH...HELLO? 461 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,583 - HELLO, MRS. TOM? 462 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,952 - OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS THING STILL WORKED. 463 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,020 MARVELOUS. 464 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,788 - MRS. TOM, IT'S ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND. 465 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:50,789 HE'S IN TROUBLE. 466 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,124 - JEANIE? JEANIE, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 467 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:55,961 - RODNEY? HE'S RIGHT HERE. DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIM? 468 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,429 - DUDE, NO. 469 00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,231 I WANT YOU TO TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND SO HE'LL SHUT UP. 470 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:02,167 NO OFFENSE, MRS. TOM, BUT HE'S A REAL PAIN. 471 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,201 - BEG PARDON? 472 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:07,539 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 473 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:09,975 HHHHHRRRRRRR! 474 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,044 - TOM, IT'S YOUR WIFE, SWEETIE. 475 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,313 YOU'RE DEAD NOW. IT'S TIME TO GO. 476 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,649 LEAVE THE VENTURE FAMILY ALONE, HONEY. 477 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,451 - HHHRRRRR. 478 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,419 - IT'S WORKING. 479 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:22,421 - GIVE ME THAT. TOM, IT'S RODNEY. 480 00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:23,789 YOU KNOW, THE ACTION MAN. 481 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:26,124 IT WAS SURE GOOD TIMES WE HAD BACK THEN, 482 00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:28,126 BUT THAT WAS ALMOST 30 YEARS AGO. 483 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:31,263 YOU'RE DEAD. JEANIE IS REMARRIED... 484 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,731 TO ME, ACTUALLY. 485 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:33,799 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 486 00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:35,067 - OH! WE WERE RIGHT THERE. 487 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,736 - AWW. - OHH. 488 00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:41,740 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 489 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:44,643 HHHHHRRRRRRR! 490 00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,815 - WELL, WE COULD'VE DONE THAT. 491 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:54,219 - F-F-FINAL JOURNAL ENTRY. 492 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:55,954 [INHALES] 493 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,856 PERHAPS SOMEDAY MY OWN SONS WILL FIND IT 494 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,125 AND LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES... 495 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,193 [INHALES] 496 00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:02,527 WHEN THEY RETURN TO THIS SPOT TO GET RICH 497 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,964 OFF OF DISCOVERING MY FATHER'S FLYING SAUCER 498 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:09,835 AND MY META-SONIC LOCATOR. 499 00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:12,371 IF YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS, BOYS, 500 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,374 I JUST WANT YOU BOTH TO KNOW... 501 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,575 - HHHHHRRRRRRR! 502 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:20,212 - I--WAAH! 503 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,758 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 504 00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:37,329 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 505 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,940 H-HIS EYES! 506 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,909 C-CRAZY EYES! 507 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,613 AC-AC-ACCUSING! 508 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,547 MM. 509 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:56,515 [SLURP] 510 00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:57,783 MM. OHH... 511 00:21:57,849 --> 00:21:58,717 WHO ARE YOU? 512 00:21:58,784 --> 00:21:59,985 - ALL RIGHT, BROCK. 513 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,821 I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT JUST HEAR HIM OUT. 514 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,156 - UM... 515 00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:05,757 CAN WE HAVE A RIDE HOME? 516 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,192 - WHAT? - NO. 517 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:09,928 DO IT LIKE YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA. 518 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,096 - [SIGH] 519 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,731 I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS WHOLE MESS, 520 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:15,534 AND, YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE PIRATE THING IS BEHIND ME NOW, 521 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,804 AND PLUS, YOU KIND OF KILLED STEVE AND BURNT MY SHIP. 522 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,073 SO IF YOU COULD GIVE US A LIFT OUT OF HERE, 523 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:24,643 I FIGURED WE'D JUST CALL IT SQUARESIES. 524 00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:25,744 - [SIGH] 525 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:26,578 ALL RIGHT. 526 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,780 - GO, TEAM VENTURE! 527 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,483 - I DON'T KNOW. THEY JUST DO THAT. 528 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:35,020 - THAT'S GOOD SOUP.