1 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:06,139 AND THY BODY TO THE GROUND, 2 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:09,008 EARTH TO EARTH, ASHES TO ASHES, 3 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:09,976 AND DUST TO DUST... 4 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,344 - DAMN IT. WE'RE LATE ALREADY. 5 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:12,512 IS MY TIE ON STRAIGHT? 6 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:13,646 - YEAH. 7 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:15,348 YOU REALLY CAN'T MISS WITH A CLIP-ON. 8 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:16,516 - WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE STOPPED. 9 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:17,484 WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I NEED TO GET SOMEWHERE, 10 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,352 WE GET WAYLAID BY JACKASSERY? 11 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:20,487 PANTS! 12 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:21,988 - BUT IT WAS A GOOD THING WE DID, POP. 13 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:23,690 THE ANT PEOPLE NEEDED OUR HELP. 14 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:24,657 - HELP, SCHMELP. 15 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,159 THE BIG REWARD THEY PROMISED US 16 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,161 WAS NOTHING BUT AN OLD, LICKED-UP JOLLY RANCHER. 17 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:29,329 - BUT THEY DID GIVE US THE KEY 18 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:31,331 TO THEIR ENCHANTED UNDERGROUND CITY. 19 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:34,701 - AND BROCK MADE SPECIAL FRIENDS WITH THEIR QUEEN. 20 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,536 YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON THAT. 21 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,338 - MY POINT EXACTLY. 22 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,607 YOU TRYING PAYING THE ELECTRIC BILL WITH-- 23 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:42,509 [SHOUTING] 24 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:44,310 - WHO SHALL CHANGE OUR VILE BODY, 25 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,713 THAT IT MAY BE LIKE UNTO HIS GLORIOUS, ETERNAL SUPER-BODY-- 26 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,148 HOLY! 27 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,821 [BLEEPS] 28 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:03,930 [SIGHING] 29 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,434 - HEH. SORRY. 30 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:14,641 UM, SORAYAMA FUNERAL? 31 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:16,810 OH, GREAT. THANKS A BUNCH. 32 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:18,611 NO HARM DONE. WE DIDN'T MISS IT. 33 00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:28,121 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 34 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:11,131 - WE ARE GATHERED TO BID FAREWELL 35 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,999 TO OUR BELOVED MICHAEL SORAYAMA, 36 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,300 WHOM THE GREAT SHEPARD, 37 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,469 IN HIS ULTIMATE, UNKNOWABLE WISDOM, 38 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:18,505 HAS CALLED BACK TO HIS HEAVENLY FLOCK. 39 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:20,173 - FUNERALS ARE CREEPY. 40 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,307 - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 41 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:22,675 YOU SEE DEAD GUYS ALL THE TIME. 42 00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:24,043 - WHEN? 43 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:25,478 - DUDE, JUST LAST WEEK BROCK KILLED TWO DERVISHES 44 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,013 WITH A PILLOWCASE FULL OF COKES-- 45 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,014 RIGHT IN OUR OWN BEDROOM! 46 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,382 - HE JUST KNOCKED THEM OUT. 47 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,985 - OH, SING YOURSELF ANOTHER LULLABY, BABY DEAN. 48 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:34,020 THE POLICE TOOK THEM AWAY IN BODY BAGS. 49 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,021 - SLEEPING BAGS! 50 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,356 THOSE WERE SLEEPING BAGS! 51 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:37,590 [SIGHS] 52 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,659 - HEY, POP, ARE WE RELATED TO THIS GUY? 53 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:42,195 I MEAN, AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ALL SAD AND STUFF? 54 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,563 - NO, HANK. 55 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,364 HE'S SOMEONE YOUR FATHER KNOWS FROM COLLEGE. 56 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,331 - WOW. 57 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:46,866 - IS THAT BACK WHEN YOU HAD HAIR? 58 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:50,703 - YES, I HAD HAIR THEN, DEAN. 59 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:54,040 SOME SAY...TOO MUCH. 60 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,542 - NO, I HAVEN'T CUT IT YET. 61 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:56,509 I'M GROWING IT OUT. 62 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,044 THE KIDS WEAR IT LONG THESE DAYS. 63 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,045 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 64 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,179 - OK, OK. 65 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:02,649 LET'S JUST NOT FIGHT ABOUT IT, RUSTY. 66 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:03,616 - WE WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING 67 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,485 IF YOU QUIT RIDING ME ABOUT MY DO! 68 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:06,819 AND IT'S "T.S.", NOW. 69 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:08,288 NOBODY CALLS ME RUSTY ANYMORE. 70 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,123 YOU GOING TO GIVE ME A HARD TIME ABOUT THAT NOW, TOO? 71 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:14,160 - NOT SO LONG AS I CAN STILL CALL YOU "SON." 72 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,496 - WHATEVER TURNS YOU ON, MAN. 73 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,164 - OH, UM, HELPER SAYS HELLO. 74 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:19,132 SHALL I PUT HIM ON? 75 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:20,833 - NO! LOOK, DAD, I GOT TO GO. 76 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:21,834 [BLEEPING] 77 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,169 UGH! 78 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:24,804 HOW DOES MY FATHER ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I'M IN MY ROOM? 79 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,807 - HEY, DO YOU THINK I COULD TALK TO HIM, T.S.? 80 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,310 'CAUSE I'M THINKING OF SWITCHING MY MAJOR TO ROBOTICS 81 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,811 AND I'D LOVE TO PICK HIS BRAIN. 82 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,013 - YEAH, HE DOESN'T REALLY KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT ROBOTS. 83 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,315 THEY'RE A FAD ANYWAY, MIKE. 84 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:36,983 YOU'D BE BETTER OFF MAJORING IN BETAMAX 85 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,318 FOR ALL THE GOOD A ROBOTICS DEGREE 86 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,852 IS GOING TO DO YOU IN A COUPLE OF YEARS. 87 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:40,987 - I DON'T KNOW, 88 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,189 "BLADE RUNNER" WAS JUST SO COOL! 89 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:44,657 - WHAT'S THIS? CHEM I? 90 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,359 THOUGHT YOU DID A.P. FOR THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL. 91 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:47,360 - YEAH. 92 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:49,028 NO, IT'S NOT-- 93 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:51,030 I'M JUST-- 94 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:52,699 I'M TUTORING LESLIE COHEN. 95 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:53,700 - TUTORING? 96 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:55,101 YOU'RE DOING HER HOMEWORK. 97 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:58,037 - THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S GOT A TINY, CHINEY CHUBBY FOR HER. 98 00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,339 HEY, FELLAS. 99 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:00,974 - YOU WERE THERE, TOO, MR. WHITE? 100 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,508 - OH, YEAH. 101 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,611 I WAS THE DJ FOR THE COLLEGE RADIO STATION AND EVERYTHING. 102 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,446 - WHAT'S A TINY, CHINEY CHUBBY? 103 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:08,481 - SO YOU AND POP AND THIS DEAD GUY 104 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:09,816 WERE ALL, LIKE, ROOMMATES? 105 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:10,917 - NO, NO. 106 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,819 THEY JUST HUNG OUT IN MY ROOM A LOT. 107 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:14,120 MY ROOMMATE WAS-- 108 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,955 A FRESHMAN! YOU BELIEVE THAT? 109 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:17,457 THAT'S ALL I NEED, SOME KID TAGGING ALONG, 110 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:19,459 ALL WANTING ME TO SHOW HIM THE ROPES. 111 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:22,996 IT'S GOING TO TOTALLY HARSH THE VIBE OF CASA DE VENTURE. 112 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:24,497 - SO IS HE A SPAZ OR WHAT? 113 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:25,632 - I DON'T KNOW YET. 114 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:26,799 HE MOVED HIS STUFF IN WHEN I WASN'T HERE. 115 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:29,836 BUT DIG--HIS NAME'S BROCK SAMSON. 116 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:30,970 CAN YOU IMAGINE? 117 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:32,472 10 BUCKS SAYS HE'S A FAT KID. 118 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:34,507 - WAIT, YOU LIVED WITH BROCK? 119 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:36,142 THAT IS SO UNBELIEVABLY COOL! 120 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,611 - NO WONDER YOU GUYS ARE SUCH SUPER PALS! 121 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:42,181 - ACTUALLY, BACK THEN WE DIDN'T SEE MUCH OF EACH OTHER. 122 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:43,216 [BROCK GRUNTING, WOMAN MOANS] 123 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:45,151 WE HAD VERY DIFFERENT SCHEDULES, 124 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,521 ALWAYS COMING AND GOING AT DIFFERENT TIMES. 125 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,023 [BROCK GROANS] 126 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:52,792 - OH, YEAH. 127 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:56,663 [ALARM RINGS] 128 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:59,532 - TELL THEM WHO REALLY WON THE ROOMMATE LOTTERY THAT YEAR. 129 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:00,533 - OH, GOD. 130 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,268 DON'T REMIND ME. 131 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:05,071 - OK, SO THE UNIVERSITY STICKS ME WITH THIS EXCHANGE STUDENT. 132 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,240 BUT CHECK IT OUT, HE'S LIKE A PRINCE OR SOMETHING. 133 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:10,643 HIS PARENTS SENT HIM A CARE PACKAGE LAST WEEK FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. 134 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:11,644 YOU KNOW WHAT HE GOT? 135 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,112 A PERSONAL SLAVE. 136 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:14,981 THE POOR GUY SLEEPS IN MY CLOSET. 137 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,649 SPEAK OF THE DICKWEED. 138 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:17,984 HEY, VERNER. 139 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,318 - BARON UNDERBHEIT! 140 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:20,820 - YEAH. YOU TOLD THEM? 141 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:21,854 - NO! 142 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:24,323 BARON UNDERBHEIT IS RIGHT THERE! 143 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:25,324 - HOLY CRAP! 144 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:26,826 BROCK, KICK HIS BUTT! 145 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:27,960 - RELAX, BOYS. 146 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:29,829 HE'S NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING. 147 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,330 IT'S HALLOWED GROUND. 148 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:32,398 - HUH. 149 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:33,800 SO WHAT WAS HE LIKE IN THE OLDEN DAYS? 150 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,968 - WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE METAL JAW, 151 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:38,805 PRETTY MUCH THE SAME-- TOTAL DICK. 152 00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:41,474 - THE TAPE WAS ON THE FLOOR FOR A REASON, PETER. 153 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,643 YOUR THINGS BELONG ON YOUR SIDE OF THE ROOM. 154 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,311 AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T NOTICED 155 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:47,480 THAT YOU MOVED IT TO MAKE YOUR AREA LARGER. 156 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,782 IF YOU CANNOT OBEY THE SIMPLEST OF RULES-- 157 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,151 - YEAH, WELL, YOU DON'T MAKE THE RULES, FELLA. 158 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:54,153 YOU MIGHT BE A BIG SHOT IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY, 159 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,488 BUT AROUND HERE YOU'RE JUST THE KID 160 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:57,023 WITH THE WEIRDEST- SMELLING LUNCH. 161 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,191 [ROARS] 162 00:05:58,257 --> 00:05:59,492 - VERY WELL. 163 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,929 THEN YOU LEAVE ME WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO... 164 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:07,467 TAKE THIS UP WITH THE R.A. AT THE NEXT FLOOR MEETING. 165 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,635 COME, MANSERVANT. 166 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,104 [CHUCKLES] 167 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:13,606 - WHO CUTS HIS HAIR, THE INCREDIBLE HULK? 168 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:16,109 - WHAT, DID HE WALK INTO THE BARBERSHOP AND SAY, 169 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:18,444 "WHAT CAN YOU DO TO MAKE ME LOOK MORE LIKE PETE ROSE?" 170 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:20,780 - HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS HAIR? 171 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:22,315 I HAVE, LIKE, THE SAME HAIRCUT. 172 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:23,716 - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE CHINESE. 173 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:25,651 YOU PEOPLE CAN'T BE BLAMED FOR WHAT YOUR HAIR DOES. 174 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,653 - I'M JAPANESE, JERK-OFF... 175 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,455 BUT, YEAH, THAT'S SO TRUE. 176 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,324 AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE HIS EYEBROWS. 177 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,959 - YOU WANT TO SEE EYEBROWS, 178 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:34,627 COME TO MY CREATIVE WRITING CLASS. 179 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:37,797 THERE'S THIS KID, NO JOKE, THEY'RE OUT TO HERE. 180 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,632 AND THE WEIRDNESS DOESN'T STOP THERE. 181 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:42,335 ALL HE WRITES ARE THESE WAY-TOO-SPECIFIC POEMS 182 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,337 ABOUT MONARCH BUTTERFLIES. 183 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:46,172 TOTAL CLOSET-CASE! 184 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,141 - OK, THIS IS JUST GETTING NUTS. 185 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:49,308 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TELL ME 186 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:52,145 YOU WENT TO COLLEGE WITH THE MONARCH, TOO. 187 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:55,181 WHERE DID YOU GUYS GO, SUPER CRAZY, NO WAY SCHOOL? 188 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,150 - IT WAS MICHAEL'S LAST WISH 189 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:59,485 THAT HE BE ESCORTED TO HIS ETERNAL RESTING PLACE 190 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,621 BY THOSE WHO WERE CLOSEST TO HIM IN LIFE. 191 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:05,091 T.S. VENTURE, PETER WHITE, 192 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,795 VERNER UNDERBHEIT, BROCK SAMSON, 193 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:10,463 IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE. 194 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:12,298 [GRUNTING] 195 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,800 - AWW. 196 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:15,568 - NOPE. 197 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:19,906 [SHOUTING] 198 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,089 - IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? 199 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,325 - NOPE. 200 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:40,726 SORRY, WASN'T ME. 201 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:43,996 I'VE GOT SOMETHING PLANNED FOR NEXT WEEK, I THINK. 202 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:44,997 BUT NO. 203 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:46,499 - SO MUCH FOR THAT THEORY. 204 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,000 DEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 205 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,468 I KNOW YOU MISS DAD ALREADY, 206 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,637 BUT THIS IS NO TIME TO GO THROUGH THE OLD PHOTO ALBUM. 207 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:54,640 WE NEED TO GET BUSY AND COME UP WITH A RESCUE PLAN. 208 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,442 I'M THINKING WE BUST OUT THE HOVER BIKES, 209 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:59,345 LOAD THEM UP WITH, LIKE, HAND GRENADES AND PLASMA CANNONS... 210 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,346 - NO, HANK, I-- 211 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,280 - HEAR ME OUT, DEAN-O. 212 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:02,415 YOU'RE A SMART KID AND ALL, 213 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:04,250 BUT YOU'RE NOT A WARTIME CONSIGLIORE. 214 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,918 - HANK, WE'RE NOT GROWN UP ENOUGH 215 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,287 TO RESCUE BROCK AND DAD BY OURSELVES. 216 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:09,789 WE NEED HELP. 217 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,123 - WHAT ABOUT THE ANT PEOPLE? 218 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,124 THEY OWE US ONE. 219 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:14,393 - I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 220 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,732 [ALARM RINGS] 221 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,468 - HELLO? 222 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:23,469 - COOL. 223 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,637 TOLD YOU HE'S STILL ALIVE. 224 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,105 SIR, YOU DON'T KNOW ME, 225 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,140 BUT I'M JONAS VENTURE'S GRANDSON. 226 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:29,609 OUR DAD'S BEEN KIDNAPPED. 227 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:30,977 - WE THINK A GHOST MIGHT HAVE DONE IT. 228 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:32,311 - SAY NO MORE, LADS. 229 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:34,447 TEAM VENTURE IS ON THE CASE. 230 00:08:34,513 --> 00:08:37,116 JUST YOU SIT TIGHT AND I'LL SUMMON THE OTHERS. 231 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,652 KIKI, LAY OUT MY TRAVELING SUIT 232 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,821 AND FETCH MY WALKING STICK. 233 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:43,589 A QUEST IS AFOOT. 234 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:49,295 [ALARM RINGS] 235 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,331 KANO, YOU STALWART OLD MAN-MOUNTAIN, 236 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:54,000 WE'RE NEEDED ONCE AGAIN. 237 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:56,269 MASTER RUSTY'S IN TROUBLE! 238 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:03,442 [DOORBELL RINGS] 239 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:04,911 - SALUTATIONS. 240 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:08,781 DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE LORD? 241 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:10,750 THAT'S OK, KIDS. 242 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:13,119 MORE ROOM IN THE KINGDOM FOR US. 243 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:15,388 [ALARM RINGS] 244 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:17,957 - OH, RODNEY, NO. 245 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,292 YOU'RE TOO OLD. 246 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:20,259 YOU'RE GOING TO GET HURT. 247 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,295 - AW, FOR CORN'S SAKE, JEANIE, 248 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:23,462 I GOT TO DO THIS. 249 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:24,630 I TOOK AN OATH. 250 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:25,798 NOW WHERE ARE THE PADS? 251 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:26,999 - WHAT PADS? 252 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,768 - THE MAXI PADS GATHERING DUST UNDER THE SINK. 253 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:30,603 WHAT THE HELL PADS DO YOU THINK? 254 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,805 MY ACTION MAN UNIFORM KNEE PADS. 255 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,941 - OH, THOSE. 256 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,809 THE ONES THAT GO ON YOUR UNIFORM? 257 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:37,944 - AND NOW SHE GETS IT. 258 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,246 WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING HERE? 259 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:06,605 [PANTING] 260 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,177 - YOU DID THIS. 261 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,012 YOU DID THIS, DIDN'T YOU? 262 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,814 [CHOKING] 263 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:19,151 - AS USUAL, YOUR DETECTIVE SKILLS ARE IMPECCABLE, SAMSON. 264 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:21,821 YOU'VE SUCCEEDED IN EXPOSING MY SINISTER PLAN 265 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:26,359 TO LOCK MYSELF IN A DUNGEON CHAINED TO AN ALBINO. 266 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:28,627 [DR. VENTURE CHOKING] 267 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,665 - GREAT. WAY TO BODYGUARD. 268 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,201 GOT ANY MORE SUPER THEORIES ABOUT WHO DID THIS TO US? 269 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,203 - OH, HEY, GUYS. 270 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:38,871 IT'S REALLY YOU! 271 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,840 I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL MADE IT. 272 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,309 SUN OF A GUN, YOU REALLY SURPRISED ME. 273 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:46,178 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D ALL SHOW UP FOR MY FUNERAL. 274 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:49,682 AND NOW I GET TO RETURN THE FAVOR. 275 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,486 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 276 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,222 - GOOD DAY TO YOU. 277 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,057 COLONEL HORACE GENTLEMAN, 278 00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:00,659 R.A.F., M.I.-5, ET CETERA-- 279 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:01,660 RETIRED. 280 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,295 WE SPOKE ON THE WATCH. 281 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,464 MAY I INTRODUCE MY COUNTERPARTS 282 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,633 FROM THE ORIGINAL TEAM VENTURE? 283 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,503 KANO, MASTER OF THE MARTIAL ARTS. 284 00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:11,504 - HOW DO YOU DO? 285 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,005 - CAREFUL, LAD. 286 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:15,307 THOSE HANDS OF HIS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO CRUSH A BOULDER, 287 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:18,644 YET DELICATE ENOUGH TO CRUSH A BUTTERFLY. 288 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:22,515 OTTO AQUARIUS, EXILED SON OF ATLANTIS. 289 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,984 - SALUTATIONS. 290 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:27,686 - AND FINALLY, THE ACTION MAN. 291 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,021 - HOW YOU DOING? 292 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:29,989 [FARTS] 293 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,857 SO ENOUGH WITH THE FORMALITIES. 294 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:34,026 WHAT SAY WE GET DOWN TO IT? 295 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,361 - EAT UP, GUYS. 296 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,363 THIS IS YOUR LAST MEAL. 297 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,664 I HAD IT BROUGHT IN SPECIAL 298 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,000 FROM THE STATE UNIVERSITY DINING HALL. 299 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,202 - MIKE, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU'RE NOT DEAD AND ALL, 300 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,336 BUT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US 301 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:45,671 WHY YOU'VE GOT US CHAINED UP IN A DUNGEON? 302 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,540 - YEAH, PALLY, WHAT THE HELL? 303 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:48,707 - ENJOY. 304 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,042 - THANK YOU, LADIES. 305 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,377 - YOU'RE WELCOME, MIKE. 306 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,878 WE LOVE YOU, MIKE. 307 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,847 - AREN'T MY ROBOTS BEAUTIFUL? 308 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,849 NOTICE ANYTHING FAMILIAR ABOUT THEM? 309 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,151 - YEAH, I HAD THAT ISSUE OF "HEAVY METAL," TOO. 310 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,653 NOW QUIT SCREWING AROUND, MIKE. 311 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:01,754 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 312 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,156 - THEY'RE WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, RUSTY. 313 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,659 LOOK CLOSELY AT THEIR FACES. 314 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:09,161 - LESLIE COHEN? 315 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,996 - DON'T THEY LOOK JUST LIKE HER? 316 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,666 - YOU MADE LESLIE COHEN ROBOTS. 317 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,134 JEEZ. 318 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,470 - YEAH, I THINK I DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB. 319 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:20,339 - SURE, BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, FELLA? 320 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,508 - TO HAVE SEX WITH, PETE. 321 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,809 I THINK THAT'S OBVIOUS. 322 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,778 THE MAN WAS OBSESSED WITH HER IN COLLEGE. 323 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:29,181 - SO? HE WAS OBSESSED WITH COCO FROM "FAME" THE YEAR BEFORE. 324 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,683 - LESLIE'S DIFFERENT! 325 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,351 I LOVED HER! 326 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,453 - THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET US ALL GO, PICK UP THE PHONE, 327 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,655 AND CALL HER UP LIKE SOMEONE WHO'S NOT A TOTAL FREAK? 328 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,624 - BECAUSE OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER, 329 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:42,361 AND BECAUSE I NEED TO MAKE YOU ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME. 330 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,529 - WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU? 331 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,498 - FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, VERNER. 332 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:48,200 I HAVE A LIST, AND YOU'RE FIRST. 333 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,836 - AH, THERE SHE IS, 334 00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:53,038 THE QUEEN OF THE SKIES IN HER DAY. 335 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,207 A GLEAMING METAL BEAUTY. 336 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,042 WHAT MEMORIES SHE CONJURES. 337 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,310 [ACTION MAN FARTS] 338 00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,813 - SO, TELL US WHO WE'RE UP AGAINST, BOYS. 339 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,981 WHO TOOK YOUR FATHER? 340 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,482 WAS IT THE VELVET PHANTOM? 341 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,817 THE INVISIBLE FIST? 342 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,051 - UM... 343 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,953 - THE MESMERIST? TROUBLEMAKERS INCORPORATED? 344 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,989 - LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW WHO DID IT. 345 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:10,956 AND WE DON'T CARE, 346 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,491 WE JUST WANT TO FIND POP AND BROCK. 347 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,293 - AH, THAT PART'S GRAVY PIE. 348 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,128 YOUR GRANDDAD IMPLANTED A HOMING DEVICE 349 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,597 IN ONE OF YOUR FATHER'S MOLARS WHEN HE WAS JUST A KID. 350 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:22,168 - YES, LITTLE RUSTY HAD A PENCHANT FOR GETTING HIMSELF KIDNAPPED 351 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:24,003 ABOUT ONCE A FORTNIGHT. 352 00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:26,305 WHY, I REMEMBER ONE TIME, 353 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:29,008 I BELIEVE IT WAS DURING THE CASE OF THE METAL MANDINGO-- 354 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:30,843 - PSST, PSST, PSST... 355 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,178 WHAT'S THAT SOUND? 356 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:33,179 - GAS! 357 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,180 WE'RE BEING ATTACKED. 358 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:37,483 - SIMBA? HONEY? 359 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,518 - ACTION! - ATTACK! 360 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:40,519 - HOLY CRAP! 361 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,288 - NO, DON'T! 362 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:51,697 - NO, NO! 363 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,365 EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! 364 00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:55,000 HE'S JUST OUR NEIGHBOR. 365 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,702 - SURE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, 366 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,003 HE LOOKS LIKE A DRACULA. 367 00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,638 BUT HONEST INJUN, HE'S OK. 368 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,273 - I WAS. 369 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,310 - WOW, DR. O., I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD TURN INTO SNAKES. 370 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:05,544 - I CAN'T. 371 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,780 I'M MERELY ADEPT AT CLOUDING THE MINDS OF MEN 372 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:11,784 AND OBFUSCATING THAT WHICH THEIR EYES PERCEIVE. 373 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:15,821 REALLY, I WAS RIGHT HERE THE WHOLE TIME. 374 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:16,889 [HISSES] 375 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,824 - AND THESE AIN'T SNAKES, EITHER. 376 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,993 PUT 'EM UP. 377 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,494 [BREATHES DEEP] 378 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:23,495 [SIGHS] 379 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,164 - 2 YEARS, 17 DAYS. 380 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,165 - WHAT? 381 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,333 - FROM A STROKE. 382 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,767 GOOD DAY! 383 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,172 - YOU LIKE IT? 384 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,140 PURE UNDERLANDIAN SESAME. 385 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,676 - AH, YOU'RE RIGHT, UNDERBHEIT. 386 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:40,012 THIS IS SOME GOOD STUFF. 387 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,014 HEY, THAT RHYMES-- 388 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,183 RIGHT, UNDERBHEIT. 389 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,685 [LAUGHING] 390 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,187 - PSYCHE! 391 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,822 - IT'S OREGANO! 392 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:52,858 YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING A LIE, YOU TINY FOOL. 393 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:53,993 [MIKE COUGHS] 394 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,028 - COME ON, MIKE, YOU'RE NOT HIGH. 395 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,029 GIVE IT UP. 396 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,364 [HACKING COUGH] 397 00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,632 MIKE? 398 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:03,135 - ALLERGIC...OREGANO. 399 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,803 IT WASN'T FUNNY. 400 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,972 I COULD HAVE DIED, VERNER. 401 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,240 MORE IMPORTANTLY, 402 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,309 I HAD TO CANCEL MY STUDY DATE WITH LESLIE. 403 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,477 - THAT'S IT! 404 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:14,079 I WILL TOLERATE NO MORE OF THIS MADNESS. 405 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:25,324 - ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO TEST MY LESLIE BOTS? 406 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,325 GOOD. 407 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,093 ON TO YOU, PETE. 408 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,666 - WEIRD SEEING SOMEONE ELSE DRIVE THE X-1. 409 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,167 - RELAX, LADS. 410 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,802 DESPITE HIS RACIAL HANDICAP, 411 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,138 KANO HERE IS A CRACKERJACK PILOT. 412 00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,173 WHY, HE CAN LAND HER ON A PUFFIN... 413 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,474 OR A SMURF. 414 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,677 - HEY, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT ALL OLD AND STUFF 415 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:45,844 LIKE THE OTHER GUYS? 416 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:47,112 - I AM. 417 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:50,316 I JUST AGE SLOWER BECAUSE I'M HALF-ATLANTEAN. 418 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,117 - WOW. HOW DO I GET TO BE ONE OF THOSE? 419 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:55,120 - A DRUNKEN SAILOR HAS TO HAVE HIS WAY WITH YOUR MER-MOM, KID. 420 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:58,757 - YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN A LONGER LIFE, 421 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,593 I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS TO SHARE WITH YOU. 422 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,128 - REALLY? - GREAT! 423 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,297 - UH, THANKS. 424 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:06,632 - WE'RE COMING UP ON IT. 425 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,901 KANO, BRING HER DOWN. 426 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,470 - HEY, WHAT THE FU-- 427 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,138 - WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, KID. 428 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:14,139 WHERE IS HE? 429 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,140 - OW. WHERE IS WHO? 430 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,308 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 431 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,310 [BEEPING] 432 00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,579 [BEEPING INCREASES] 433 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,316 - ALL RIGHT, PUNK, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM? 434 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,484 WHO DO YOU WORK FOR? 435 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,286 - LEAVE THE BOY BE, RODNEY. 436 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:30,489 THAT MOLAR HAS OBVIOUSLY BEEN HERE FOR AGES. 437 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,924 - NO, KANO. 438 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,460 I DON'T THINK TIME MACHINES FIGURE INTO THIS CAPER. 439 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:37,129 THIS IS, AFTER ALL, THE SAME UNIVERSITY 440 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,498 YOUNG RUSTY ATTENDED 20 YEARS AGO. 441 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:40,699 - OH, YEAH. 442 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,801 JONAS MADE US MOVE HIS STUFF IN HERE. 443 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:46,138 - YOUNG RUSTY MOST PROBABLY REMOVED HIS OWN TOOTH 444 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,274 IN A SOMEWHAT MISGUIDED FIT OF YOUTHFUL REBELLION. 445 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,978 BOYS, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU FORGOT TO TELL US ABOUT THE KIDNAPPING? 446 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,180 ANYTHING AT ALL THAT MIGHT BE HELPFUL? 447 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:56,582 - IT'S LIKE WE SAID. 448 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,951 WE WENT TO THE FUNERAL FOR MY DAD'S COLLEGE FRIEND 449 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,954 MIKE SURA--SOMA--SONAR-- 450 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,122 - SORAYAMA? 451 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,124 PROFESSOR SORAYAMA? 452 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,859 HE DIDN'T DIE, DID HE? 453 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,128 BECAUSE IF HE DID, WHY AM I BUSTING MY ASS ON THIS TERM PAPER? 454 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,963 [ACTION MAN FARTS] 455 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:12,731 DUDE, YOU BEEFED. 456 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,101 - YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE WHITE ROOM. 457 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,937 I'M YOUR HOST, THE EVER POPULAR PETE WHITE. 458 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:22,441 THIS NEXT ONE'S A DEDICATION TO LESLIE COHEN 459 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,910 FROM HER LITTLE BUDDY MIKE SORAYAMA. 460 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:30,482 AND HE WRITES, "LESLIE, I MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY TO YOUR PICTURE EVERY NIGHT. 461 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,483 "PLEASE NOTICE ME. 462 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,951 LOVE, MIKE." 463 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,987 - HEY, I GOT KICKED OFF THE AIR FOR THAT. 464 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:35,988 ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? 465 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:36,989 [CHUCKLING] 466 00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,290 - NOT BY A LONG SHOT, PETE. 467 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,826 GO AHEAD AND LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN, RUSTY. 468 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,628 YOU'RE NEXT ON MY LIST. 469 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:46,165 OUT OF EVERYONE, YOU BETRAYED ME THE MOST. 470 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,467 - THE OLD FAKE COFFIN TRICK. 471 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,803 GADZOOKS, YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THAT ONE 472 00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,005 FROM THE MYSTERY OF THE OLD FAKE COFFIN. 473 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,840 [GONG] 474 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,475 - SALUTATIONS. 475 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,278 DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE LORD? 476 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,279 - UM... 477 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,114 - NOW! ACTION! 478 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:04,383 [CRASHING] 479 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:08,454 - GOOD WORK, OTTO. 480 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,722 - GO, TEAM VENTURE! 481 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,293 - WOW. 482 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,261 - NOW THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. 483 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:19,231 - OK, GENTLEMEN, HERE'S THE PLAN. 484 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:26,638 - OK, MY BARBARIAN SWINGS HIS +3 BATTLE AXE. 485 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:27,840 - NO. 486 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,942 THE LESLIE GOLEM'S SKIN IS LIKE ROCK. 487 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:32,644 - WHAT THE HELL'S A LESLIE GOLEM? 488 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:33,946 - A VERY POWERFUL CREATURE 489 00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:35,781 THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE LESLIE COHEN. 490 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,816 - OH, FOR PETE-- FOR MY SAKE. 491 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,618 - LOOKS LIKE LESLIE COHEN, HUH? 492 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,320 WELL, THEN MY WIZARD SEDUCES HER. 493 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,821 - WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 494 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:43,789 - SURE I CAN. 495 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,158 I HAVE, LIKE, 25 CHARISMA POINTS. 496 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,159 I WANT TO SEDUCE HER. 497 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,160 - NO, DON'T! 498 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,928 IT'S LESLIE. 499 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,165 OH! 500 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,500 - OH, COME ON! 501 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,534 YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME 502 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,102 BECAUSE I HAD FAKE SEX ON GRAPH PAPER 503 00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,404 WITH A GIRL WHO BARELY SPOKE TO YOU IN REAL LIFE? 504 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,240 - DON'T ACT SO INNOCENT, RUSTY. 505 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,709 HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED THE NEXT MORNING? 506 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,282 - OH, HEY, MIKE. 507 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,617 - LESLIE? 508 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:12,951 - SHH. HE'S SLEEPING. 509 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,186 - I DID NO SUCH THING! 510 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,955 I DIDN'T LOSE MY VIRGINITY TILL I WAS 24. 511 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,724 IT MUST HAVE BEEN BROCK. 512 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:26,298 - LESLIE BOTS, ASSEMBLE! 513 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,234 DESTROY BROCK SAMSON! 514 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:33,772 OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE A FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR THAT BIG BULLY. 515 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,475 YOU ALL MUST SECRETLY BE THANKING ME FOR THIS. 516 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,643 YOU WERE THERE, 517 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,144 YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID... 518 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,280 THE NIGHT OF OUR LAST D&D GAME. 519 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,081 OF COURSE, NONE OF US KNEW AT THE TIME 520 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,284 HE'D BEEN THROWN OFF THE FOOTBALL TEAM THAT VERY DAY 521 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,786 FOR ACCIDENTALLY KILLING TOMMY THE QUARTERBACK, 522 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,657 OR THAT HE'D GET SUPER DRUNK ON HIS WAY BACK TO THE DORM. 523 00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,125 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 524 00:19:53,191 --> 00:19:55,928 - BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T JUSTIFY WHAT HE DID. 525 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:57,963 [GRUNTS] 526 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,631 - WHO THE HELL-- - ARE YOU? 527 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:03,335 - I THINK THAT'S YOUR ROOMMATE, RUST. 528 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,604 - AAH! 529 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:13,845 - HAVE AT YOU, SIR! 530 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,013 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- 531 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,015 NO, NO! 532 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,016 HEY! 533 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,518 - BROCK, NO! PLEASE, I-- 534 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:22,120 - SOMEBODY STOP HIM! 535 00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:24,690 HEY! 536 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,959 [SCREAMING] 537 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:34,032 [SIGHS] 538 00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:35,200 - FINALLY! 539 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,969 I GOT TO SEE THIS. 540 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,007 - YOU BROKE OUR FRIENDS, BROCK. 541 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,876 - THEY WERE HELPING US RESCUE YOU GUYS. 542 00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,378 - OH, SORRY. 543 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,547 - ...MEDICAL ASSISTANCE... 544 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:51,183 BLOODY HURT. 545 00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:55,887 - LESLIE, LESLIE, LESLIE, LESLIE... 546 00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:56,888 - HUH. 547 00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,056 OK. 548 00:20:58,123 --> 00:20:59,324 - A-HA! 549 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,660 SO IT ALL COMES TOGETHER. 550 00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,662 HE'S NOT JUST A GHOST, 551 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,330 HE'S A GHOST ROBOT! 552 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,665 THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. 553 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:07,666 - NO, HANK. 554 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,134 I THINK HE'S JUST A ROBOT. 555 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:12,304 WHICH MEANS THE REAL MIKE SORANAMANA 556 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,673 IS PROBABLY HIDING SOMEWHERE. 557 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,843 AND I THINK I KNOW WHERE! 558 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:18,844 [GAGS] 559 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,513 [SPLAT] 560 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,514 - HUH. 561 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,882 SO HE REALLY DID DIE. 562 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:27,019 - SO, WHAT, HE PROGRAMMED HIS ROBOTS TO HATE US, TOO? 563 00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,520 - I GUESS. 564 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:31,823 - WELL, THAT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS ANYTHING ELSE TODAY. 565 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,825 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUT OF HERE 566 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:37,029 BEFORE HE STARTS TO STINK, HUH? 567 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,898 - UH...RUST? 568 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,868 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 569 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:46,204 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 570 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:08,960 - SORRY, MAN. 571 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,128 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME. 572 00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:11,997 ANYWAY, THEY CUT MY SCHOLARSHIP, 573 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,166 SO I'M OUT OF HERE. 574 00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:15,967 GOING TO JOIN THE ARMY. 575 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:21,640 OH, YEAH, SOMEONE FROM VENTURE INDUSTRIES CALLED 576 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,508 WHILE YOU WERE AT THE INFIRMARY. 577 00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:25,010 YOUR DAD DIED. 578 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,445 LATER. 579 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:29,548 THAT'S GOOD SOUP!