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IT'S ROCKY!
- SIR, CALM DOWN.

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NOW, WHERE ARE YOU?
- IT'S A BIG
MOVIE THEATER ON MAIN.

3
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OH, MY GOD, ROCKY HAS A KNIFE!

4
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- YOU'RE WATCHING "ROCKY"?

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ROCKY WHAT? "ROCKY 4"
WITH IVAN DRAGO?

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- HORROR!

7
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- ANOTHER BAFFLING MYSTERY

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SUCCESSFULLY SOLVED BY
THE BEST FAMILY IN THE UNIVERSE.

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- WHATEVER, KEEP IT MOVING.

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THESE SHOES ARE WREAKING HAVOC
ON MY HEEL SPURS.

11
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- I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
THE PHANTOM OF THE CINEPLEX

12
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WAS OLD MAN JOHNSON ALL ALONG.

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- WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
IS WHY HE DID IT.

14
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- APPARENTLY TO SCREW
YOUR FATHER OUT OF

15
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YET ANOTHER COMMISSION--

16
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED
A $100,000 SPECTRAL ANALYTICAL

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ECTOPLASMIC LOCATOR TO CATCH
A JACKASS IN A RUBBER MASK!

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AAGH!

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- DOC, YOU OK.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

20
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- IT'S NOTHING, BROCK.

21
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PROBABLY A HERNIA--
I'VE HAD IT FOREVER.

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IT'LL POP BACK IN
IN A FEW HOURS,

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ALWAYS DOES.

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- OH, DOC, WHAT THE F...

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GET BACK ON THE X-1.

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WE'RE TAKING YOU TO
A HOSPITAL, STAT!

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- BROCK, WILL YOU STOP
WORRYING FOR ONCE AND--

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AAGH!

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- THIS IS SERIOUS.

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- YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

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DAD'S BECOMING A REAL FATTY.

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- NO, HANK!

33
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I THINK POP IS...

34
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PREGNANT!

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[CLICKING]

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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- [ALL GROANING]

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- MEDIC!

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- WHAT'S THIS? ANOTHER ONE?

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WERE YOU GUYS AT
"THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW"?

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- [GROANING]

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- YEAH.

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UH, COULD YOU PLEASE HELP HIM?

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- ORDERLY.

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PUT HIM IN O.R. 3.

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- THE O.R. IS ALL FULL, DOCTOR,

47
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AND THEY JUST KEEP COMING!

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THE CINEPLEX JUST CALLED.

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THEY FOUND A FEW MORE IN
THE PROJECTION BOOTH!

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- OK.

51
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YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT HIM
IN MATERNITY.

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- MATERNITY?!

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- YOU WEREN'T KIDDING, DEANO.

54
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POP REALLY IS HAVING A BABY.

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- OH.

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I THINK I NEED A CIGARETTE.

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- I'M SORRY, SIR,

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MEDICAL PERSONNEL ONLY
BEYOND THIS POINT.

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- I'M STAYING WITH HIM.

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I GO WHERE HE GOES.

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- OH.

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YOU MUST BE HIS PARTNER THEN.

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- NOT REALLY, IT'S MORE
LIKE I WORK FOR HIM.

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WAIT A MINUTE! NO!

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- LOOK, YOU TWO,
I'M DYING IN HERE.

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HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING
FROM DR. GIRLFRIEND?

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- WE'VE BEEN CALLING
HER EVERY HOUR,

68
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AND WE KEEP GETTING HER MACHINE.

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- DID YOU TRY
THE CELLULAR PHONE?

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- YEAH, WE FOLLOWED YOUR
INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER.

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IT'S JUST THAT--

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- HAVE YOU DESTROYED
THE GIANT COCOON HEADQUARTERS?

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- NOT YET.
- HAVE YOU SENT

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THE CHARRED REMAINS OF WONDERBOY

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TO HIS BELOVED CAPTAIN SUNSHINE?

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- YES.
- REWOUND AND RETURNED

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THE DIRECTOR'S CUT
OF "WORKING GIRL"?

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- WE TRIED, BUT--
- UNLEASHED
THE HERPES-SMEARED SEXBOTS

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UPON THE TRAITOROUS
MEMBERS OF THE GUILD?

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- YEP.
- FILLED PHANTOM LIMB'S GARAGE

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WITH CLINGY, STATIC-CHARGED
STYROFOAM PACKING PEANUTS?

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- NO.
- SENT APOLOGY LETTERS

83
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TO EACH OF MY SPONSORED
UGANDAN FOSTER CHILDREN?

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- CHECK!
- HAVE YOU...

85
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KILLED THE VENTURE BROTHERS?

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- [GROANING]

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- I DON'T KNOW.

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IT MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHER OR SISTER.

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- HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO GO ON ADVENTURES

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WITH SOME LITTLE CRUMB-SNATCHER
TAGGING ALONG?

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AND HOW'S BROCK GONNA
LOOK ALL COOL

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IF HE HAS TO WEAR ONE OF
THOSE HARNESSES ON HIS CHEST?

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[DOOR OPENS]

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- [SCREAMING]
- OH, NO, IT'S ROCKY!

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NO! NOT AGAIN!
- WELL...

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HAS POP...

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HAD IT YET?
- NOT YET, DEAN.

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DON'T YOU WORRY, THOUGH.

99
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YOUR DAD'S A...

100
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TOUGH LITTLE DUDE.

101
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HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH.

102
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LISTEN, THERE'S NO USE
IN YOU TWO HANGING AROUND.

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I WANT YOU TO TAKE A TAXI
BACK TO THE COMPOUND.

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I CALLED DR. ORPHEUS.
HE'S GONNA LOOK AFTER YOU.

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- WHO WANTS PIZZA ROLLS?!

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- THANKS, DR. O.

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HEY, WHAT'S THE GREEN STUFF?

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- THAT'S CHAI TEA, HANK.

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I'VE BEEN RECEIVING
A STEADY SHIPMENT OF IT

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EVER SINCE I SAVED THE EMPEROR

111
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FROM AN ARMY OF CLAY
SAMURAI WARRIORS.

112
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- OH. IT'S GOOD!

113
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- I THINK IT TASTES
A BIT LIKE PLAY-DOH,

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BUT PUMPKIN ADORES IT.

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- IS, UH...

116
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SHE COMING HOME TONIGHT?

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- WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW.

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- SHE'S ATTENDING
AN ELECTRONIC MUSIC RECITAL.

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SHE WILL BE ARRIVING
HOME NEAR MIDNIGHT...

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I SUSPECT SMELLING
MYSTERIOUSLY OF CLOVES.

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- DO YOU KNOW WHEN
WE CAN GO BACK HOME?

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- MR. SAMSON SEEMED
VAGUE ABOUT THAT,

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BUT IT COULD BE QUITE AWHILE.

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SO, I SUGGEST
THAT YOU GET COMFY.

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THERE IS A TELEVISION
BEHIND THE EL GRECO.

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SADLY, THE REMOTE HAS VANISHED
FROM THE MATERIAL SPHERE,

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SO IT'S STUCK ON ANIMAL PLANET.

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- THANKS, DR. O.

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I'M SURE WE'LL BE FINE.

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- GOOD NIGHT,
YOU PRINCES OF VENTURE,

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YOU KINGS OF SLEEPOVERS.

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- WELL, I HAVE GOOD NEWS.

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- OH, THANK--

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- AND BAD NEWS.

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- YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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OK, FINE.

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HIT ME WITH IT.
DON'T SOFT SOAP ME.

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GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT.
I CAN TAKE IT.

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- THE GOOD NEWS IS
THE OPERATION WAS A SUCCESS.

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WE WERE ABLE TO REMOVE
THE ENTIRE TUMOR

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FROM YOUR MIDSECTION.

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- SEE, YOU BIG WORRYWART.

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- WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?

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- I...

145
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OH, JEEZ...

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THIS IS REALLY HARD.

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- OH, GOD.

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IT'S THE BIG "C," ISN'T IT?

149
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YOU DID THIS TO ME!

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ALL THAT SECONDHAND SMOKE!

151
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YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE
IN THIS BED, MISTER!

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- NO, NO, NO, DR. VENTURE.

153
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THE TUMOR WAS BENIGN.

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IT'S JUST THAT...

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WELL, UH, WE CANNOT FIND IT.

156
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU CAN'T FIND IT?

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- WELL, WE TOOK IT OUT,
AND I DON'T KNOW.

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WHEN I FINISHED SEWING YOU UP,

159
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I TURNED AROUND
AND IT WAS JUST GONE.

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- GONE.

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WELL...

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I WANT A SECOND OPINION.

163
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OH, WAIT--I'M A DOCTOR!

164
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I CAN GIVE MYSELF ONE!

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YOU SUCK, AND I'M LEAVING.

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- THIS IS HOW IT'S
ALWAYS GONNA BE.

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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

168
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- NOW THAT DAD HAS
A BRAND-NEW BABY,

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HE'S NOT GONNA WANT
US HANGING AROUND.

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I'LL BET HE JUST LEAVES US HERE.

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- YOU'RE CRAZY.

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DAD WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

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- WELL, I, FOR ONE, AIN'T GONNA
STICK AROUND TO FIND OUT.

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I'M OUT OF HERE.

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I'M NOT GONNA PLAY
SECOND BANANA FIDDLE

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TO SOME STUPID OL' BABY!

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- WELL, NOT ME.

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I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.

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I'LL BE SLEEPING IN A ROOM
RIGHT NEXT TO TRIANA.

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AND THEN SHE'LL HEAR, LIKE,
THUNDER OR SOMETHING

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AND SHE'LL RUN INTO MY ROOM
ALL SCARED AND STUFF.

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AND I'LL BE, LIKE,
"HUSH, MY DARLING.

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IT'S JUST IONIZED
AIR MOLECULES EXPANDING."

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AND SHE'LL BE, LIKE,
"OH, HOLD ME."

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AND THEN I'LL, LIKE--

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- DUDE, IF WE STAY HERE,

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THAT MEANS THAT WE'LL
BE DR. ORPHEUS' KIDS.

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AND THAT MEANS TRIANA
WILL BE YOUR SISTER.

189
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AND THAT MEANS YOU TWO WILL
HAVE EXTRA-RETARD BABIES.

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- [GASPS]

191
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I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

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ALL RIGHT, I'M WITH YOU.

193
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- THE MEDICAL BOARD WILL BE
GETTING ONE STERN LITTLE LETTER

194
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FROM DR. THADEUS S. VENTURE,
I CAN ASSURE YOU.

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I CAN HAVE QUITE
THE POISON PEN WHEN I--

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WHAT?!
- WHAT?!

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HEY, BUDDY,

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YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO SEE A UH...

199
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EXPERIMENTAL SUPERSONIC
AIRCRAFT, DID YOU?

200
00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,712
- OH, YOU'RE KIDDING ME!

201
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- SILVER...

202
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ABOUT 100 FEET LONG.

203
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NO?

204
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NUCLEAR ENGINES...

205
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NO?

206
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- PUMPKIN, YOU'RE UP EARLY,

207
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AND YOU'VE CHANGED
OUT OF YOUR JAM-JAMS INTO...

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THE CLOTHES YOU WORE LAST NIGHT.

209
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HOW FRUGAL OF YOU.

210
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DID YOU JUST GET HOME?

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- KIM WAS TOTALLY PLASTERED,

212
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AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE--

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- SWEETIE, LET ME LOVE YOU.

214
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DON'T MAKE THIS HARD FOR US.

215
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NOW WE HAVE THE VENTURE TWINS
STAYING WITH US,

216
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AND THEY'RE NOT IN THE DEN.

217
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I SENSE SOMETHING IS AMISS.

218
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IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE
YOU FORGOT TO TELL DADDY?

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- THEY RAN AWAY.

220
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- [GASPS]

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- THEY SAID THEY WERE
GOING TO THE CITY

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TO BECOME FAMOUS LION-TAMERS.

223
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- MR. VENTURE TRUSTED ME
WITH HIS OFFSPRING.

224
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I HAVE FAILED HIM!

225
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FOR, EVEN NOW,
THEY COULD BE IN PERIL!

226
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- REMEMBER WHEN I RAN AWAY?

227
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I JUST WENT TO RACHEL'S HOUSE.

228
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SO, TRY NOT TO EMBARRASS THEM...
FOR ME.

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- DON'T WORRY, PUMPKIN,

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IT IS NOT MY INTENTION
TO SHAME THEM.

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I JUST HAVE TO KEEP THEM SAFE.

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I WILL BE THEIR SHADOW--

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NAY, THEIR UNSEEN
GUARDIAN ANGEL!

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PUMPKIN, GET ME MY CLOAK.

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- WHY DON'T YOU WEAR THE--

236
00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,585
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.

237
00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:36,222
GET ME MY BLUE WINDBREAKER!

238
00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,870
- DUDE, LOOK ON THAT MOUNTAIN!

239
00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,572
A HAUNTED MANSION.

240
00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:53,973
- SO WHAT?

241
00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,441
- A HAUNTED MANSION!

242
00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:57,743
GHOSTS AND EVIL SCIENTISTS
AND STUFF.

243
00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,145
- WHAT? AM I HEARING THINGS?

244
00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,080
AM I ALL ALONE OUT HERE?

245
00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,515
DIDN'T YOU JUST FEEL
THE WIND OF FREEDOM

246
00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,016
RIPPING THROUGH
YOUR SWEATER VEST?

247
00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,318
- CAN'T YOU HEAR
THE WIND CALLING,

248
00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:07,153
LITTLE MISS,
LITTLE MISS CAN'T-BE-WRONG?

249
00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,154
- WE'RE FREE.

250
00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,255
WE ARE THE FUTURE.

251
00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,057
YOU'RE STILL THINKING
LIKE THE OLD DEAN.

252
00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:12,058
- YOU'RE RIGHT.

253
00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:13,993
SCREW THAT JUNKY OLD MANSION!

254
00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,362
BOY, THE WORLD BETTER
WATCH OUT FOR US,

255
00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:19,332
BECAUSE WE'RE ON
THE FAST ROAD TO NOW-TOWN!

256
00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,334
HAUNTED CASTLES! WHO NEEDS 'EM?

257
00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,669
NOT ME!
- NOT ME!

258
00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,739
- GO TEAM--
- GO TEAM--

259
00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,107
GUYS?
- BROTHERS?

260
00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:30,443
- I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS,

261
00:08:30,509 --> 00:08:32,778
THEY JUST GIVE Ph.D.s
OUT IN INDIA.

262
00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,147
THE MEDICAL SCHOOLS OVER
THERE ARE LIKE APEX TECH...

263
00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:36,349
WITH BIGGER BUGS.

264
00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,917
- YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED
AT THE HOSPITAL, DOC.

265
00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:39,418
- JUST PUT ME ON THE BED.

266
00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:41,053
AND BRING UP THE BIG TV.

267
00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,055
OH, AND CAN YOU
FLUFF UP THE HUSBAND?

268
00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:44,357
- THERE YOU GO.

269
00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,025
HERE'S THE CLICKER,
HERE'S HELPER'S REMOTE.

270
00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,894
I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS,
MAKE YOU SOME SOUP.

271
00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,062
- WHAT WOULD I DO
WITHOUT YOU, BROCK?

272
00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,230
- YOU WOULD HAVE DIED.

273
00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,565
- OH, BROCK,

274
00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:54,867
DON'T FORGET THE BIG TV
WHEN YOU COME BACK UP.

275
00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,169
AND MAYBE A COUPLE OF
MY SPECIAL ASPIRINS...

276
00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:58,738
AND SOME APPLESAUCE,

277
00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:01,507
GINGER ALE, A COUPLE
MORE BLANKETS,

278
00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:03,509
THE "NEW YORK TIMES,"

279
00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:06,779
BRITNEY'S RECORDS...

280
00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,214
- WHAT THE?

281
00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:10,516
DOC, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.

282
00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:11,517
I WANT YOU TO STAY PUT.

283
00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:12,818
THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE COMPOUND.

284
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,053
UHN!

285
00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,489
- YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE BIG TV?

286
00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,530
- WHAT WILL IT BE, SUGAR?

287
00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,366
- THE FLASK OF SUGAR
SEEMS TO BE FILLED,

288
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:28,901
BUT YOUR CONCERN HAS BEEN NOTED.

289
00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,636
NOW, PLEASE STAND TO THE SIDE.

290
00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,505
- YOU GONNA ORDER
ANYTHING OR NOT?

291
00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:35,942
- I MADE THE PURCHASE OF
THIS HOMEBOY FIGURINE

292
00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:39,045
FROM THE VENDING MACHINES
IN YOUR SITTING ROOM.

293
00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:40,279
- I'VE HAD A LONG DAY.

294
00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,481
YOU CAN EITHER
ORDER SOME FOOD OR LEAVE.

295
00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:43,783
- FINE.

296
00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,985
NOW, LET ME SEE.

297
00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,520
HMM.

298
00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:49,355
♪ BUM, BUM, BUM ♪

299
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,823
OH! NO, NO.

300
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,625
I WILL HAVE A TONIC.

301
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:53,793
- WHAT KIND OF TONIC?

302
00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,561
- MOXIE.

303
00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:56,896
- WE DON'T HAVE THAT.

304
00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,431
- BIRCH BEER.

305
00:09:58,497 --> 00:09:59,832
- NOPE.

306
00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,100
- THE PANCAKES, PLEASE.

307
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,069
AND, YES, I KNOW WHAT
TIME IT IS.

308
00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,171
I'LL BE HAVING THEM FOR LUNCH.

309
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,172
PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?

310
00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:07,540
- AND YOU?

311
00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,709
- AND THE GENTLEMAN
WILL BE HAVING THE LAMB DINNER

312
00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,777
AND A SIDE OF WHATEVER
DISCO FRIES ARE.

313
00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,479
- MR. PIBB?

314
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,314
TELL ME YOU HAVE MR. PIBB.

315
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,615
- [SIGHS]

316
00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:18,718
GRAPE, ORANGE, OR COLA?

317
00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,053
- GRAPE.

318
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,089
- THAT WAITRESS
WAS TOTALLY INTO ME.

319
00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:24,190
YEP.

320
00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,058
SHE KNOWS A GOOD DEAL
WHEN SHE SEES IT.

321
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:29,495
I MIGHT LET HER KICK THE TIRES
OF THE OLD HANK MACHINE.

322
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:30,830
- ME, AH!

323
00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:32,531
I GOT A GIRL BACK HOME.

324
00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,367
SO, YOU CAN HAVE HER.

325
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,169
- HEY. CHECK THAT YOKEL
WITH LONG HAIR.

326
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,872
- OH, I THINK SHE'S CUTE.

327
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,813
- HELLO, RUSTY.

328
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:48,781
- DADDY?

329
00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,549
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MOMMY'S WOMB?

330
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,918
- I CAME TO TELL YOU, SON,

331
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,855
THERE IS ANOTHER VENTURE.

332
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,757
- WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE YODA?

333
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,558
- THIS IS YOUR DREAM, RUSTY,

334
00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,160
YOU TELL ME.

335
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,131
- [SCREAMS]

336
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:10,002
- HELLO, RUSTY.

337
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:11,137
- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

338
00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:13,806
- DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME, RUSTY?

339
00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,241
IT'S BEEN AWHILE, I KNOW.

340
00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:17,877
- I GET IT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE MY FATHER, RIGHT?

341
00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,645
I'M STILL DREAMING.
- THIS IS NO DREAM.

342
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,247
- FINE--HALLUCINATION--
WHATEVER.

343
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,215
I MUST BE STILL WOOZY FROM
THE PAINKILLERS, THOUGH.

344
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,316
I GOT YOUR HEAD ALL WRONG.

345
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,585
- 43 YEARS AGO...

346
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,154
YOU TRIED TO KILL ME.

347
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,822
- 43 YEARS AGO, I WASN'T EVEN--

348
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,190
- I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.

349
00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,892
WE USED TO SHARE
A RATHER CRAMPED

350
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,326
LITTLE ONE-BEDROOM

351
00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,062
DOWN ON MOMMY STREET.

352
00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,730
- IS THAT MY OVEN?

353
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:38,764
AND THAT BIT THERE--

354
00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,900
THAT'S THE CAPACITATOR
FROM MY ROBOT!

355
00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:43,002
JUST WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE, MISTER?

356
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,204
- CONSIDER THESE BITS
OF CRAP I'VE STOLEN

357
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,940
THE FIRST SMALL INSTALLMENTS
OF WHAT YOU OWE ME, RUSTY.

358
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:51,944
THAT'S OK, RUSTY,

359
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,513
I'VE WAITED THIS LONG.

360
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,949
I CAN WAIT A FEW MINUTES MORE.

361
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,186
- HEY, BOY.

362
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,455
WHY DON'T YOU GET A HAIRCUT?

363
00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:03,923
- YOU HEAR ME, BOY?

364
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,925
ARE YOU DEAF,

365
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:07,126
OR ARE YOU JUST A FAGGOT?

366
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,427
- MAY I SUGGEST THAT
YOU TWO GENTLEMEN

367
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,097
TAKE YOUR LOCAL COLOR ELSEWHERE?

368
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:13,332
YOU'RE DRAWING UNDESIRABLE
ATTENTION TO MY PRESENCE.

369
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,801
- WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

370
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,470
- YOU'RE WEARING PANTYHOSE.

371
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,305
- WHAT?
- HE IS...

372
00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,307
'CAUSE HE'S A GAY-BOY.

373
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,609
- CONSIDER THIS YOUR
FINAL WARNING.

374
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,712
YOU DO NOT KNOW THE RISK
YOU'RE TAKING.

375
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:30,249
A WHISPER FROM MY LIPS
COULD OPEN YOUR MIND

376
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:34,854
TO A WORLD OF ARCANE TORTURES.

377
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:35,855
- FAGGOT.

378
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,357
[SCREAMS]

379
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,625
- CHECK, PLEASE.

380
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,729
- BROCK, COME IN, BROCK.

381
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,265
- YOUR BELOVED BROCK
WON'T BE SAVING YOU THIS TIME.

382
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,566
I'VE ALREADY SEEN TO THAT.

383
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,268
- GO AHEAD,
TRY AND HURT ME, MISTER,

384
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:51,303
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
GETTING IN HERE.

385
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:54,306
THOSE WALLS ARE SOLID STE--

386
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,841
[BUTTONS BEEPING]

387
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,210
- OH, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU, RUSTY?

388
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,678
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME.

389
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,714
I KNOW ALL YOUR TRICKS.

390
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,516
- AAGH!

391
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,124
[SIREN WAILS]

392
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,431
- DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU
WERE DOING 15

393
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,433
ON A 65-MILE-PER-HOUR HIGHWAY?

394
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,935
- WE DID NOT, OFFICER.

395
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,036
BUT IF YOU CALL OUR FATHER,

396
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,337
HE SHOULD BE ABLE
TO CLEAR ALL THIS UP.

397
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:26,438
- DEAN!

398
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,040
WE DON'T HAVE A FATHER ANYMORE.

399
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:29,742
- ALL RIGHT,
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

400
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,343
AND WHAT ARE THOSE?

401
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,845
- HOVER-BIKES.

402
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,914
- WHERE DO KIDS LIKE YOU
GET HOVER-BIKES,

403
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,549
SELLING WEED TO CLASSMATES, HUH?

404
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:37,783
GET 'EM HOOKED EARLY, RIGHT?

405
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,385
NOTHING LIKE A STEADY CUSTOMER.

406
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,320
WHICH REMINDS ME,

407
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,355
SHOULDN'T YOU BOYS
BE IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW?

408
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,590
- WE DON'T GO TO SCHOOL.

409
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,225
WE HAVE A BED THAT
TEACHES US EVERYTHING.

410
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,327
- OH, I GET IT NOW...

411
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,628
DUST HEAD.

412
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,430
LET'S GET OFF
THE FLOATING CHOPPER.

413
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,098
- HE'S NOT A DUSTY HEAD.

414
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,600
WE REALLY DO HAVE
BEDS EQUIPPED WITH

415
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,202
AUDIO-SUGGESTIVE LEARNING AIDS.

416
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:57,836
- DABBLING IN SUPER-SCIENCE, EH?

417
00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,071
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,

418
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:03,075
I KNOW JUST THE PLACE
FOR BOYS LIKE YOU.

419
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,946
[SIREN WAILS]

420
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,581
- OH, DEAR.

421
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:09,848
- HELP US.

422
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,053
- [GROANS]

423
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:16,322
[GRUNTING]

424
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,191
- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

425
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,192
- WHO ELSE?

426
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,460
I'M YOUR BROTHER, RUSTY.

427
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,128
YOUR TWIN BROTHER.

428
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,997
- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
I DON'T HAVE A--

429
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,432
- YOU SUCKER-PUNCHED ME
IN THE WOMB.

430
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,701
I'VE BEEN INSIDE YOU
ALL YOUR LIFE--

431
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,603
WATCHING, LISTENING,

432
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:32,104
PLANNING, WAITING.

433
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,539
- YOU JERRY-RIGGED MY BODY.

434
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,374
THAT'S WHY I HAVE ALL
THESE BLACKOUTS.

435
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:36,575
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE PILLS.

436
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,043
- YOUR BODY'S A MESS.

437
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,878
IT'S BECOME ABSOLUTELY
UNINHABITABLE.

438
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,081
- YEAH, WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER
ASKING YOU TO LIVE IN ME.

439
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,549
WAIT A MINUTE!

440
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,285
YOU'RE WHY I'VE BEEN HAVING
ALL THESE F-ED UP DREAMS.

441
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,054
YOU'RE PROBABLY WHY
I LOST MY HAIR, TOO, AREN'T YOU?

442
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,123
YOU STOLE MY HAIR!

443
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,593
- YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING
WHY YOU'RE HERE.

444
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,497
YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU DONE
[BLEEP] UP TOO MANY TIMES!

445
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,766
YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT [BLEEP]
IN A CHAMPAGNE GLASS,

446
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,003
BUT YOU'RE REALLY
COLD DIARRHEA IN A DIXIE CUP!

447
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,871
BUT IF YOU KEEP UP
LIKE YOU BEEN DOING,

448
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,339
THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE HEADED.

449
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,474
- [SNICKERING]

450
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:09,975
- THAT'S FUNNY TO YOU, RIGHT?!

451
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,577
'CAUSE YOU'RE SO [BLEEP] BAD?!

452
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,711
I KNOW YOUR TYPE.

453
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,346
YOU THINK I'LL JUST
GET ME A COSTUME,

454
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,514
RIP OFF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS.

455
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,915
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,

456
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,817
YOU'VE GOT A JET
SHAPED LIKE A SKULL

457
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,019
WITH LASERS ON THE FRONT.

458
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,420
- THIS IS TOTALLY GAY.

459
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,421
- WHAT?!

460
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,922
THINK THIS IS GAY, HUH?

461
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,191
IS THAT WHAT YOU [BLEEP] SAID,
YOU SCRAWNY PIECE OF [BLEEP]?

462
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,726
OH, THIS ISN'T GAY.

463
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,361
BUT KING GORILLA OVER THERE IS.

464
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,163
AND I'LL BET HE JUST
CAN'T WAIT TO SNAP OFF

465
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,232
A PIECE OF YOUR [BLEEP]
IN HIS [BLEEP].

466
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,433
YOU! GET UP!

467
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,101
I SAID GET THE [BLEEP] UP!

468
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,636
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- DEAN VENT--

469
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:40,406
- YOU'RE NAME IS BITCH!
AND I OWN YOU.

470
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:41,874
YOU'RE PROPERTY!

471
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,442
AND WHEN I'M TIRED OF HAVING SEX

472
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,879
WITH EVERY HOLE GOD DRILLED
IN YOUR SLENDER FRAME...

473
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:47,880
KING GORILLA,

474
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,648
YOU GOT A CIGARETTE?

475
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:50,616
THERE.

476
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,650
I JUST SOLD YOU
FOR A CIGARETTE--

477
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,952
AND I DON'T SMOKE!

478
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:57,122
HOLY [BLEEP]!
YOU'RE DEAN [BLEEP] VENTURE!

479
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,692
KING, I GOTTA BUY MY BITCH BACK.
HERE'S YOUR CIGARETTE.

480
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,327
- [BLEEP] YOU.
GIVE ME A DOLLAR.

481
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:04,997
[BEEPING]
- HELPER!

482
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,799
HELPER, LISTEN TO ME.

483
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,100
DOC'S IN TROUBLE.

484
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,336
I NEED YOU TO DRIVE MY CAR.

485
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:11,970
[BEEPS FRANTICALLY]

486
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:15,040
YOU CAN FLY THE X-1, BUT YOU
DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE STICK?

487
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,375
[ENGINE STARTS]

488
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,710
THAT'S GREAT, NOW PUNCH IT.

489
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,545
I'LL NAVIGATE.

490
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:22,381
NO, HELPER, IT'S THE--
IT'S THE RIGHT ONE AND--

491
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,849
IT'S A PEDAL!

492
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,617
IT'S ON THE FLOOR!

493
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,356
REVERSE, HELPER, REVERSE!

494
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,525
OK, RIGHT.

495
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:34,660
RIGHT, HELPER.

496
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,228
NO, MY RIGHT!

497
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:39,865
- I WISH I HAD A PROGRAM
LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNG,

498
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:43,402
SOMEONE TO TELL ME TO KNOCK OFF
ALL THE EVIL SCIENCE [BLEEP].

499
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,437
MAN, I WAS JUST LIKE YOU.

500
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,607
THEN ONE [BLEEP] DAY, A VAT OF
SUPER-HEATED [BLEEP] PLASMA

501
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,275
BLEW UP IN MY [BLEEP] FACE...

502
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,211
- WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU BOYS
DOING IN THE BIG HOUSE?

503
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:55,047
- WELL, OUR DAD HAD A BABY,
SO WE RAN AWAY.

504
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:57,483
- AND THEN WE GOT ARRESTED
FOR NOT SPEEDING ENOUGH.

505
00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:58,784
- YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALIVE.

506
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,520
- HUH?
- I PUT OUT A HIT ON YOU.

507
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,921
SUPER-SORRY.

508
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:04,923
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M IN
MOTHER-[BLEEP] PRISON HERE.

509
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,925
MY LIFE IS [BLEEP].

510
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,160
DR. GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME.

511
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,495
- WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KILL US?

512
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,363
- BECAUSE SHE NEEDS HER SPACE!

513
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,798
LIKE I DIDN'T GIVE HER SPACE!

514
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,633
SHE HAD THE WHOLE
[BLEEP] COCOON!

515
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,368
- NOW I'M GONNA SHOW
YOU ALL WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

516
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,971
TO BE A VICTIM OF
SUPER-VILLAINY.

517
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,572
GIVE ME YOUR SHOES!

518
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,942
I SAID GET THOSE MOTHER-[BLEEP]
SHOES OFF AND THROW THEM HERE!

519
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,312
NOW, GIVE ME YOUR WALLET.

520
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,480
THERE! HOW DOES THAT FEEL?!

521
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,648
- HOW DOES WHAT FEEL?

522
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,749
- I JUST TOOK YOUR WALLET!

523
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,618
STILL WANT TO BE
A SUPER-VILLAIN?!

524
00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:35,754
- WELL, I DO NOW.
YOU HAVE MY WALLET.

525
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,991
- STAND BACK, OR SO HELP ME,
I'LL BLAST YOU TO KINGDOM COME!

526
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,292
- PLEASE.

527
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,694
YOU COULDN'T BLAST ME TO
KINGDOM 3-FEET-FROM-HERE

528
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:43,796
WITH THAT THING.

529
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,030
BUT THIS, ON THE OTHER HAND,

530
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,900
WILL INCINERATE YOU
WHERE YOU STAND.

531
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,168
- PFFT!

532
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,936
NICE TRY, JUNIOR,
BUT I KNOW YOU'RE BLUFFING.

533
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,671
I NEVER GOT THAT STUPID
THING TO WORK.

534
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,575
- YOU, NO. BUT I DID.

535
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,178
YOU SEE, I WAS MEANT
TO BE THE SON

536
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,013
OF THE LATE, GREAT
JONAS VENTURE.

537
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,715
I'M SUPERIOR TO YOU
IN EVERY WAY.

538
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,317
- EVERY WAY? CHECK THE MIRROR.

539
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,187
YOU LOOK LIKE A TALKING FIST
STICKING OUT OF AN OVEN.

540
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,355
- YOU STOLE MY LIFE FROM ME.

541
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,157
WELL, GUESS WHAT, RUSTY,

542
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,960
I'M TAKING YOURS, AND I'M
CLAIMING MY BIRTHRIGHT.

543
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:18,263
THE VENTURE EMPIRE IS MINE!

544
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,272
- [GROANING]

545
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,615
[SCREAMING IN SLOW MOTION]

546
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,361
- I'M IN FOR MURDER!

547
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,163
- YOU BOYS DON'T WANT
TO END UP IN HERE.

548
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,898
THIS PLACE IS FULL OF
[BLEEP] ANIMALS.

549
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,067
I DON'T MEAN KING GORILLA, HANK.

550
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:58,136
I MEAN, THIS PLACE WILL
CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT.

551
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,572
NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
MECHA MOUTH, HANK.

552
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,741
- OH, THIS WAS A BIG MISTAKE.

553
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:03,942
[BLEEP] A, RIGHT!

554
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,110
THIS IS ALL WRONG.

555
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,979
YOU BOYS ARE THE [BLEEP]
VENTURE BROTHERS!

556
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,714
YOU'VE HAD YOUR
LITTLE ADVENTURE,

557
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:09,915
GO THE HELL HOME.

558
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,116
- [BLEEP] THAT [BLEEP]!

559
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,118
- HANK VENTURE,
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

560
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,787
YOU'RE CHANGING INTO
AN EXTRA-BAD PERSON.

561
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,823
DO YOU EVEN KNOW
HOW MANY BABY ANGELS

562
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,791
YOU JUST KILLED BY SAYING THAT?!

563
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,159
- OH, MY GLORY!

564
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,528
YOU'RE RIGHT!

565
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,996
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US?

566
00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:25,764
WE SEARCHED FOR FREEDOM

567
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,766
AND LANDED US IN JAIL.

568
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,501
- I BET DAD'S WORRIED SICK.

569
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,471
AND BROCK--HE LOVES YOU, HANK,
I JUST KNOW IT.

570
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:33,872
- OH, THIS IS JUST GAY.

571
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,642
LOOK I GOTTA GET BACK TO YELLING
AT REGULAR KIDS, ALL RIGHT?

572
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,745
- [GRUNTS]

573
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,549
- [COUGHING]

574
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:52,024
- BROCK! WAIT!

575
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,025
DON'T!

576
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,060
- HE TRIED TO KILL YOU, DOC.

577
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,728
- I KNOW, BUT...

578
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:57,863
HE'S MY...

579
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:58,864
BROTHER.

580
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,332
- YOU'RE IN SHOCK, DOC.

581
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,333
LET ME HANDLE THIS.

582
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,068
- BROCK, SERIOUSLY.

583
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,970
SAMSON, I'M GIVING YOU AN ORDER.

584
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,305
YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD, RIGHT?

585
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,806
WELL, HE CAME OUT OF MY BODY.

586
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,676
SO, YOU'D BE VIOLATING
YOUR PRIMARY--

587
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:13,579
- YEAH, YEAH, I GET IT, DOC.

588
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:16,782
- LOOKS LIKE BOTCHED
ATTEMPTED FRATRICIDE

589
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:18,050
RUNS IN THE FAMILY.

590
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,818
- SO, DOES THIS MEAN
WE'RE EVEN NOW?

591
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,987
- OH, NOT BY A LONG SHOT, RUSTY.

592
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,691
I THINK YOU OWE ME SOMETHING
FOR 43 YEARS OF HELL.

593
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,159
- FINE. WHATEVER.

594
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,794
I'LL GIVE YOU THE OLD VENTURE
COMPOUND ON SPIDER-SKULL ISLAND.

595
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,862
JUST, PLEASE,
STOP CALLING ME RUSTY.

596
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:33,398
I HAVEN'T BEEN CALLED THAT
SINCE I WAS OUT OF COLLEGE.

597
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:34,733
WAIT A MINUTE.

598
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,001
WHAT DO I CALL YOU?

599
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,703
- JONAS.

600
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,739
JONAS VENTURE JUNIOR.

601
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,174
- HELLO?!

602
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,376
MY APOLOGIES, DR. VENTURE.

603
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,912
I'M LOATHE TO INTRUDE
WHILE YOU'RE ENTERTAINING...

604
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,847
UH...GUESTS,

605
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,516
BUT THERE'S A MATTER THAT NEEDS
YOUR URGENT ATTENTION.

606
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,684
WHAT IS...

607
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,119
- THAT'S DOC'S DEFORMED
TWIN BROTHER

608
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,254
HE ABSORBED IN THE WOMB
WHO'S COME BACK FOR REVENGE,

609
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,190
BUT NOW THEY'VE MADE UP, SO...

610
00:20:58,256 --> 00:21:00,058
- OK.

611
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,161
- FINE, TAKE
THE BUSTED UP CHIFFOROBE.

612
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:05,263
THAT'S FAIR.
AND YOU CAN HAVE THE X-2.

613
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,699
- THE BOAT? WHAT DO
I NEED THE BOAT FOR?

614
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,800
- OK, TAKE IT EASY.

615
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:09,935
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?

616
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,570
DO YOU WANT DEAN?
YOU CAN HAVE DEAN.

617
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,773
HE CAN CARRY YOU ON HIS BACK
LIKE MASTERBLASTER.

618
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,541
WHAT'S WITH THE LOW-SPEED CHASE?

619
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,943
- COME NOW, MR. VENTURE,

620
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,212
I THINK YOU'RE BOYS HAVE
SUFFERED ENOUGH EMBARRASSMENT,

621
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:22,047
WHAT WITH BEING
BAILED OUT OF PRISON

622
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,816
BY THE RUMBLE-BUMBLE
LIKES OF US.

623
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,852
I FIGURE LETTING
THE BOYS DRIVE AHEAD

624
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:30,789
MIGHT RETURN AN OUNCE OF THEIR
WELL-EARNED INDEPENDENCE.

625
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,958
FOR THE FOLLY OF YOUTH HAS--

626
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,626
- FINE!

627
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,595
- I CAN'T BELIEVE WE
HAVE A NEW BABY UNCLE!

628
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,430
EVERY CHRISTMAS,
HE'S PROBABLY GONNA GIVE US

629
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,132
A JOVAN MUSK GIFT PACK.

630
00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:42,267
AND WE'LL HAVE TO PRETEND
HE'S NOT ALL CREEPY-LOOKING.

631
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:44,469
OH, I'LL BET WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO KISS HIM!

632
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,638
- RIGHT? DUDE, DID
YOU SHAKE HIS HAND?

633
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,841
IT WAS LIKE SHAKING HANDS
WITH A CHICKEN DINNER.

634
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:53,145
- THAT'S ALL OF THEM BUT
"KILL THE VENTURE BROTHERS."

635
00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:55,514
SO, IF YOU SEE A PLACE WE CAN
GET AMMO FOR THIS, PULL OVER.

636
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,250
- I THINK THE MONARCH
MEANT THAT METAPHORICALLY.

637
00:21:58,316 --> 00:21:59,885
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT HERE?

638
00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:01,820
- THAT'S A HOME BOY.

639
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,221
BUT BE CAREFUL.

640
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:08,193
THAT HOUSES THE SOULS OF
TWO FOUL-MOUTHED REDNECKS!

641
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,995
- OH, MY HAIR'S IN
MY GOGGLE AGAIN.

642
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,063
I CAN'T SEE SQUAT!

643
00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:13,365
- I'M SO SICK OF YOU
COMPLAINING.

644
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:16,535
THAT'S IT, NEXT SALON WE SEE,
YOU'RE GETTING A TRIM.

645
00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:17,836
- I'M GROWING A PONYTAIL.

646
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,171
- HOLD ON.

647
00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:21,773
I'M GONNA ASK THOSE DUDES
ON THE MINI BIKES UP THERE.

648
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,842
WHERE CAN WE GET A HAIRCUT?

649
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:25,477
- AND AMMO FOR THIS?

650
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:27,079
- HEY, YOU'RE ON
THE STICK SHIFT!

651
00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:29,448
I CAN'T SEE THE ROAD!

652
00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:37,489
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

653
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:42,260
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--

654
00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:46,531
- ♪ TWO ANGELS ARE PLUCKED
FROM THE HEAVENLY SKY ♪

655
00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:48,700
♪ IN AN INSTANT THEY'RE GONE ♪

656
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,702
♪ IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE ♪

657
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:53,638
♪ IF YOU LISTEN CLOSE
YOU'LL HEAR ♪

658
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:56,007
♪ CHERUBS CRY ♪

659
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:59,544
♪ OH ♪

660
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:00,746
♪ LOOK AWAY ♪

661
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:01,747
- NO!

662
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:02,948
[SOBBING]

663
00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:03,949
OH, NO!

664
00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:06,785
- OH.

665
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:08,420
- ALL RIGHT, GET THEIR CLOTHES.

