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[ROZALLA'S "EVERYBODY'S FREE
TO FEEL GOOD" PLAYS]

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♪ BROTHER AND SISTER ♪

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♪ TOGETHER WE'LL MAKE IT
THROUGH ♪

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♪ SOME DAY A SPIRIT
WILL LIFT YOU ♪

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♪ AND TAKE YOU DOWN ♪

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♪ I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN HURTING ♪

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♪ BUT I'LL BE THE ONE
TO BE THERE FOR YOU ♪

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♪ AND I'LL BE THERE
JUST HELPING YOU OUT ♪

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♪ WHENEVER I CAN ♪

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♪ OH ♪

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♪ EVERYBODY'S FREE ♪

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♪ TO FEEL GOOD ♪

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♪ EVERYBODY'S FREE ♪

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♪ TO FEEL GOOD ♪

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♪ EVERYBODY'S FREE ♪

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NO! NO!

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I DON'T WANNA GO BACK!
I'M NOT DONE FINDING MYSELF!

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YOU GOTTA.

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NO, PLEASE, BROCK,
I FEEL AMAZING.

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I NEVER WANT
THE NIGHT TO END.

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YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY
FROM YOUR LIFE
FOREVER, DOC.

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THIS IS MY LIFE NOW, MOM.
DEAL WITH IT.

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YOU'VE GOT RESPONSIBILITIES
AT HOME.

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THE BILLS ARE STACKING UP
AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL

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WITH WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE BOYS.

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SCREW THE BOYS! I WANT
TO STAY HERE WITH MY NEW FAMILY

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AND THEIR FEEL-GOOD CANDY.

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YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN,
DOC, IT'S TIME.

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NO.
BROCK, NO!

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THIS IS SKY.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CHILD.

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PLEASE.

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BUT WE'RE
THE VENTURE BROTHERS.

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SHOULDN'T WE WORK
TOGETHER?

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WHAT DOES IT TAKE
TO GET RID OF YOU,

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YOU PARASITE --
TWEEZERS AND A MATCH?

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I GIVE YOU LIFE,
I GIVE YOU HALF MY STUFF

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I GIVE YOU THE X-2,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.

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WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT --
MY BLOOD?

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HERE! TAKE IT.
TAKE MY BLOOD!

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OR BETTER YET, JUST CLIMB
RIGHT ON BACK INSIDE ME.

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GO ON, JUMP BACK IN THERE.
COME ON.

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FINE, NEVER MIND.

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JUST LET ME GET MY STUFF
FROM THE LAB, AND I'LL GO.

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THE LAB. TRY MY LAB.

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MINE, YOURS,
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

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WE'RE THE VENTURE BROTHERS!

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WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS.

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YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE VERY
GENEROUS WITH MY THINGS.

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LOOK, TWEAKY, I HAVE
SOME BITTY, BITTY,
BITTY BIG

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GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS
I'VE GOTTA GET
CRACKING ON.

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I'M BITTY BITTY
BACK IN ACTION,

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AND THERE ARE
BITTY BITTY BILLS TO PAY!

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SUPER! I CAN USE YOUR HELP.
I'VE GOT MOST OF THEM COMPLETE.

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I THINK THERE ARE TWO LEFT.

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A SOUND THAT KILLS,
AND A TELEPORTER.

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DIBS ON THE KILLING SOUND.

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"DIBS"? SCREW YOU!
THOSE ARE MY CONTRACTS.

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THEY WERE ADDRESSED
TO DOCTOR VENTURE,

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AND SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE,
I'VE RECEIVED TWO DOCTORATES.

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SO, I'M
A DOCTOR VENTURE, TOO.

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I WAS ONLY GONE A MONTH.

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YOU CAN HAVE THE TELEPORTER.

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FINE, I'LL CLEAN UP
YOUR MESS.

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GREAT, I'M HALF DONE WITH IT.

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IT'S IN THE MANUFACTURING WING.
I PUT YOUR STAFF
ON THE JOB.

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WAIT, I HAVE
A MANUFACTURING WING?

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I HAVE A STAFF?

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I DID THIS.
I LET THIS HAPPEN TO THEM.

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THE BOYS WERE IN MY CHARGE
AND I FAILED!

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NOT YOUR FAULT.
THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE?
THOSE CHILDREN WERE

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CUT DOWN IN THEIR PRIME,
AND MY NEGLIGENCE IS TO BLAME.

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HATE ME!

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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I HATE YOU.

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HEY, YOU HUNGRY?
THINKING ABOUT MAKING
GRILLED CHEESE.

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I ACCEPT YOUR HATRED.

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I DON'T WANT TO WORRY YOU
WITH THE PARTICULARS,

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BUT I AM BY TRADE
A NECROMANCER.

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YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS, RIGHT?

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YEAH, THAT YOU HAVE SEX
WITH DEAD PEOPLE.

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PHILE, A NECROPHILE.

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A NECROMANCER
CAN BRING THE DEAD TO LIFE.

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NO. HEY, SWIFTY.
SWIFTY, LOOK HERE.

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RIGHTY TIGHTY,
LEFTY LOOSEY.

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COME ON, MAN,
EYES DOWN HERE.

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WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING?

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HOW THE HELL DID
THEY GET IN HERE?

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I PADLOCKED
THIS WING YEARS AGO.

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HEY!
RUSTY, HOW YOU DOING?

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LONG TIME NO SEE.

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NOT AGAIN.
JUST LET ME
TAKE THE I.D.s OUT.

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HERE, NOW YOU
CAN'T KILL ME.
HOBO CODE, RIGHT?

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HEY, THIS ONE
ALWAYS A KIDDER.

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I'VE KNOWN HIM 30 YEARS.

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HEY, SWIFTY,
SAY HI TO RUSTY.

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HE WAS SO FLIPPED UP,
TURNED AROUND --

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SERIOUSLY, WHOEVER YOU
ARE, I DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLE.

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JUST PACK UP YOUR LITTLE
SHANTY TOWN AND LEAVE.

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YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER ME?
ALL THOSE ADVENTURES WE HAD?

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WOW, THAT LITTLE BROWN BOY
SAVED YOUR LIFE.

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THIS
AZTEC CALENDAR SAYS

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TODAY IS
YOUR LUCKY DAY.

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CAN WE KEEP HIM, PA?

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UM...

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YEAH, NO.
NOT RINGING A BELL.

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HEY, HON,
YOU READY?

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JUST A SEC--
HELLO!

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TELL ME SHE
WORKS HERE, TOO.

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MY RIDE.
WELL, I'LL BE SEEING
YOU, BIG BROTHER.

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YOU'RE LEAVING ME
WITH THESE PEOPLE?

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YEP, OFF
TO SPIDER SKULL ISLAND.

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DID YOU BRING
THE BAG, HONEY?

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ONE FOR ME,
AND ONE FOR COLLETTE.

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GO TEAM VENTURE.

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I USED TO BE PRETTY,
BUT NOT NO MORE.

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LOOK AT MY NOSE.

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[ZIPPER]

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HEY, WHAT THE --

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ARE YOU RAPING ME?

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NO.
WELL, I WAS GONNA...

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GONNA! WHAT
THE [BLEEP], KING?

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COULDN'T
GET IT UP.

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YOU'RE BUILT
TOO MUCH LIKE A GIRL.

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I COULDN'T GET INTO IT.

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WAIT A--
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY CELL!

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WHAT -- DID YOU TAKE ME
TO YOUR PLACE?

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I GOT PORN HERE.
IT HELPS.

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LA LA LA LA LA LA.

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HANK!

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DEAN!

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HEY, HEAD,
ON MY HEAD.

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OH, MY APOLOGIES.
I DIDN'T SEE YOU --

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WAIT, PERHAPS YOU COULD HELP.

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FROM YOUR HELMET I CAN JUDGE
THAT YOU'VE BEEN HERE
LONG ENOUGH --

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YES, PILGRIM,
I, IN LIFE, WAS

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A PERSONAL GUARD
TO THE GREAT CAESAR.

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NUH-UH, LIAR!
YOU CHOKED ON
A POPSICLE STICK

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AT A HALLOWEEN
PARTY.

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OH, TELL EVERYONE,
WHY DON'T YA?

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EVERYBODY KNOWS.

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WHY DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE IN HELL --

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'CAUSE YOU'RE
A [BLEEP] LIAR.

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WELL, I'M TRYING TO FIND
THE SOULS OF TWO INNOCENTS.

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ONE -- DEAN --
HAS RUST COLORED HAIR.

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THE OTHER -- HANK --
IS TOW HEADED.

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AND I HAD
I SAID TO HER...

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TELEPORTER.

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SO THIS BABY'S
ALMOST FINISHED,
RIGHT?

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DON'T QUOTE ME
ON THIS,

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BUT I BELIEVE
THERE WAS A RING

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THAT LEFT THE RADIO.

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WHAT THE HELL
IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

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OH, SWIFTY'S JUST
A LITTLE BIT PUNCHY.

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HE USED TO BE
A MIDDLEWEIGHT PRIZE FIGHTER.

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BUT AFTER HIS BRAIN WENT SOFT,
HIS WIFE LEFT HIM

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AND YOUR FATHER
PUT HIM TO WORK HERE.

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MY DAD'S DEAD.
SO, SWIFTY, YOU'RE FIRED.

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YOUR FATHER DIED?

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LIKE, 20 YEARS AGO.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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HERE.
20 YEARS?

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I'M 40...5?

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I HAVEN'T EVEN
KISSED A GIRL YET.

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MY GOD, THAT'S SAD.
WELL, YOU'RE FIRED, TOO.

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SO, WE JUST LEAVE?

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UH, YES.

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UH...HUH.

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WHERE'S THE, UH,

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WHERE'S
THE DOOR OUT?

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OH, THOSE UNIFORMS
ARE VENTURE PROPERTY.

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YOU MAY LEAVE THEM
IN THE BATHROOM HAMPER.

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HALF DONE, MY ASS.
LOOKS GOOD TO ME.

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I'LL TART IT UP WITH A COAT
OF BABY BLUE ENAMEL

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AND SHIP HER OFF
TO THE GOVERNMENT.

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AW, COME ON.

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NO WONDER MY POWER BILL'S
BEEN THROUGH THE ROOF.

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OH, WHAT NOW?

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I GOT THE STUFF.

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HOW ARE YOU DOING
WITH PHASE TWO?

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JUST FINISHING UP.

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ALL RIGHT, HERE.

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YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T HAND WRITE
MICRODOTS ON THE OUTSIDE.

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THEY USE LIKE COMPUTERS.

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YEAH, WELL THEY DON'T USE
PHOTOS OF MACAULAY CULKIN

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AS MONEY
ON THE OUTSIDE EITHER.

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AND THEY DON'T HAVE
TINY MEN IN THEIR EMPLOY.

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CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET YOU
KEEP THOSE IN HERE.

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YEAH, THEY THINK A HOBBY
AIDS IN REHABILITATION.

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IT'S ONLY FAIR.

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CAT BABY GETS
TO KEEP HER CATS,
BEETLE BUM HIS BEETLES.

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KING GORILLA'S GOT
ALL THOSE TARZANS.

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THERE.

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FLY!
FLY, MY PET!

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LET THE BEATING
OF YOUR WINGS

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IGNITE THE HURRICANE OF MY
GLORIOUS SECOND COMING!

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TELL THE WORLD!

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THE MONARCH SHALL RETURN --
OW!

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EAGLE ONE
TO GILL BASE FIVE.

198
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HAVE INTERCEPTED MESSAGE
FROM BUTTERFLY
TO COCOON.

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READY TO TRANSMIT DATA.

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COPY EAGLE.
READY TO RECEIVE.

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"HELLO, FRIEND,
GOOD NEWS.

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FANTASTIC CARIBBEAN GETAWAY."

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IDIOT. IT'S PRINTING
FROM MEMORY.

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WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU
PUT PAPER IN THAT THING?

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I TOLD YOU YOU CAN'T
RUN THE MICROWAVE

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AND THE BLOW-DRYER
AT THE SAME TIME.

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THEY'RE ON THE SAME CIRCUIT.

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT?

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OW! DON'T DO
THAT!

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DOC?

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DOC.

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MY [BLEEP] BROTHER
IS AN IDIOT.

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SHOULD I ASK?

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TELEPORTED.
THIS IS ALL I NEED.

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YOUR LEGS ARE STICKING
OUT OF THE TV.

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WHERE'S THE REST OF YOU?

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I CAN'T TELL.
HOLD ON.

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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I JUST THREW SOMETHING.

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WAIT, DO IT AGAIN.

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NO.

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OKAY, JUST A SEC--
OH!

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OH, I JUST PUT
MY HAND IN SLUDGE.

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OH, DON'T TELL ME.

224
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I THINK THE REST OF ME
IS IN THE BATHROOM.

225
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MY CLOCK IS BLINKING 12:00.

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I THINK THE POWER WENT OUT.

227
00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:01,767
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

228
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,602
I LIKE DIGGING. CAN'T
A MAN LEAVE HIS HOME

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00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:05,504
WITH A SHOVEL WITHOUT
AND INQUISITION?

230
00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:08,240
UM, NO, DAD,
YOU HAVE TO LET THEM GO.

231
00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:11,310
I CAN'T. SWEETIE,
I CAN FEEL THEM.

232
00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:13,346
THEY ARE BETWEEN WORLDS.

233
00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:14,780
THEY CAN BE RAISED!

234
00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:18,250
IT'S SO SIMPLE. I JUST NEED
THEIR BODIES AND THEIR SOULS.

235
00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,953
BUT I CAN'T FIND
THEIR SOULS.

236
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,622
HOW DO YOU LOSE A SOUL?
THEY'RE NOT LIKE CAR KEYS.

237
00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,558
YOU DON'T SIMPLY
MISPLACE THEM

238
00:10:25,624 --> 00:10:26,759
STOP IT!

239
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,829
I DON'T EVEN WANNA THINK
ABOUT THEM AS ZOMBIES.

240
00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:31,530
THAT'S GROSS!

241
00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,733
NO, SWEETIE, ZOMBIES ARE
ANIMATED BODIES WITHOUT SOULS.

242
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,601
THIS IS
A REGULAR RESURRECTION.

243
00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:37,169
STOP CRYING, PUMPKIN.

244
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,038
I'VE DONE THIS
HUNDREDS OF TIMES --

245
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:42,274
DAVID BLAINE, EVEL KNIEVEL --
BOTH DADDY'S CLIENTS.

246
00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:44,443
AS WAS RONALD REAGAN
UNTIL HE BOUNCED A CHECK.

247
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,644
I'M GONNA THROW UP.

248
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,113
OH, PUMPKIN,
THIS IS ROUTINE.

249
00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,981
I JUST RAISE
THIS SWORD AND GO

250
00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:53,285
[ANCIENT LANGUAGE]

251
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,154
RISE AND BE ONE
WITH THE LIVING.

252
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,789
IT'S ALL VERY HUMDRUM.

253
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,024
[DOORBELL RINGS]
LET ME GET THE DOOR.

254
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,859
NOW DON'T TOUCH
ANY OF THIS.

255
00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:02,194
YOU COULD ACCIDENTALLY MAKE
THE CAT HUGE OR SOMETHING.

256
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:05,097
YES, I HEARD YOU
THE FIRST TIME.

257
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,735
MILKSHAKE.

258
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,276
IT'S NOT REALLY
FIXING ANYTHING.

259
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,112
I DON'T KNOW, DOC.
I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP.

260
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:23,082
I THOUGHT IF WE PUT
ALL YOUR PARTS BACK
IN THE MACHINE --

261
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,517
RIGHT, LIKE IN THAT
JEFF GOLDBLUM MOVIE.

262
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:25,684
YEAH, SEE.

263
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,086
WELL, WE STILL CAN'T
FIND MY RIGHT SIDE,

264
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,487
WHICH I AM NOW CERTAIN
IS OUTDOORS.

265
00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:29,789
HOW COME?

266
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,724
BECAUSE IT'S RAINING
ON A THIRD OF ME, I'M FREEZING.

267
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:34,593
HEY, I JUST DISCOVERED THAT
MY NIPPLES WORK AS A TEAM.

268
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,395
COME HERE,
FEEL IS THIS I GOT GOING.

269
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:37,630
I BELIEVE YOU.

270
00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:40,232
NO, REALLY, FEEL IT.
IT'S LIKE A PENCIL ERASER.

271
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,769
WE HAVE A DOOR, ORPHEUS.

272
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:47,239
OH, NO! YOU, TOO, ARE
TRAPPED BETWEEN WORLDS.

273
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:48,641
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

274
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,709
RELAX, DOC DID
THAT TO HIMSELF.

275
00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,411
MY STUPID BROTHER DID THIS.

276
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,814
I HAVE DESTROYED
YOUR LIFE.

277
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,349
I HAVE BROUGHT
YOUR SONS BACK

278
00:11:57,416 --> 00:12:00,186
AS SOULLESS ZOMBIES.

279
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,922
SO, IS EVERYONE CLEAR

280
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:04,390
ON WHAT HIS OR HER JOB IS?

281
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,325
TIGERIFIC,
YOU LOOK PENSIVE.

282
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,861
THERE'S NO WAY
I CAN TEAR THE GATES DOWN.

283
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,930
I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE
TO STRONG ENOUGH.

284
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,531
CAN'T SELL YOURSELF
SHORT, MAN.

285
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:16,035
I ONCE WATCHED YOU
CLEAVE AN EYE-WITNESS
NEWSMAN IN TWAIN.

286
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,169
ALL COSTUME.

287
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,071
I DON'T HAVE ANY POWERS
WITHOUT THAT THING.

288
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:22,108
NO POWERS? I THOUGHT YOU
WERE, LIKE, HALF TIGER
OR SOMETHING?

289
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:23,909
NO!

290
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:23,909
RAISED BY TIGERS,
THEN, LIKE MOOGLI?

291
00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:28,414
MOWGLI, AND THAT WAS WOLVES.
BUT STILL, NO.

292
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,583
YO, I COULD, UH,
PULL THE GATE OFF.

293
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:31,884
I'M KINDA WASTED
AS LOOKOUT ANYWAY.

294
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,986
YOU SURE? I DON'T WANT
YOU COMING BACK HERE

295
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,988
TALKING ABOUT
THAT'S A GORILLA SUIT.

296
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,257
I CAN DO IT.

297
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,257
GREAT, THEN
TIGERIFIC'S ON LOOKOUT.

298
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,693
OR CAN'T YOU SEE WITHOUT
YOUR TIGER HELMET?

299
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,628
SO, IF NO ONE,
HAS ANY QUESTIONS...

300
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,663
QUESTION, MR. MONDAY.

301
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:45,898
WHAT EXACTLY
WILL MY TITLE BE

302
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,734
IN THIS NEW CRIMINAL
SYNDICATE OF OURS?

303
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:49,902
TITLE?
I DON'T KNOW!

304
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,805
I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT
OF CALENDARS.

305
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,341
WHATEVER, CRAZY.
OKAY, ANYONE ELSE?

306
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,543
OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE
SO MONDAY-LICIOUS.

307
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,311
ANYONE NOT TOTALLY RETARDED?

308
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,913
WHITE NOISE?

309
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,516
THIS ORGANIZATION AIN'T
GONNA BE RACIALLY MIXED,
IS IT?

310
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:06,585
I CAN'T ALLOW MY PURE WHITE
BLOOD TO BE MUDDIED.

311
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,187
DO YOU EVEN HAVE BLOOD?

312
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:11,056
YOU'RE, LIKE,
MADE OUT OF STATIC.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE WHITE.

313
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,625
OH, I WAS WHITE ONCE.

314
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,493
BEFORE MY TRAGIC
LIVE VOLT

315
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,462
TELEVISION
REPAIR INCIDENT.

316
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,631
FINE, IDIOT.
CAN WE MOVE ON?

317
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,432
SO, RIGHT AT LOCKDOWN TONIGHT --

318
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,101
CAN'T WE PLEASE WAIT
TILL MONDAY?

319
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,670
NO! GOD, YOU'RE WORSE
THAN MY OLD HENCHMEN.

320
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,873
Man: FLAMES FILLED
THE CROCK PIT.

321
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,275
WE ALL KNOW THE SCORE.

322
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:32,111
CRIME-O-DILE
HITS THE EJECT, SAVING ME.

323
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,446
HE WAS LIKE THAT.
HIS HENCHMEN ALWAYS CAME FIRST.

324
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:37,783
ANYWAY, CAPTAIN SUNSHINE
KEPT ON HIS TAIL.

325
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,518
HE KEPT ON HIM.
THE SHIP GOES DOWN,

326
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:41,487
AND CAPTAIN SUNSHINE
TAKES OUT ONE MORE EVIL DEALER.

327
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,222
AND I'M OUT OF A JOB, RIGHT?

328
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,690
JUST LIKE THAT.
SORRY, CHARLIE.

329
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,593
UH, I THINK
WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

330
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,261
THANK YOU
FOR SHARING THAT, CHARLIE.

331
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,063
DOES ANYONE ELSE
HAVE ANYTHING TO --

332
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,498
YEAH, YOU.

333
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:53,866
YEAH, GARY.

334
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,601
FORMER HENCHMEN
SKULLIGAN CLASS.

335
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,736
I CAN TOTALLY RELATE TO
CHARLIE'S DEAL.

336
00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,672
BUT, CHARLIE,
DON'T GIVE UP HOPE, MAN.

337
00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:02,875
I MEAN, ESCAPE PODS.
YOU GOT YOUR SECRET
PARACHUTES.

338
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,710
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF YOU GO HOME TONIGHT

339
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,246
AND FIND A MESSAGE ON
YOUR MACHINE FROM HIM.

340
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:10,482
GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.
GARY, WHAT IS?

341
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:12,985
GARY, THE POINT
OF THIS GROUP

342
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,821
IS NOT TO ENABLE
THE HENCHING HABIT,

343
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:18,357
BUT TO LEARN HOW TO HENCH
FOR OURSELVES.

344
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,392
SO INSTEAD
OF BEING HENCHMEN,

345
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,795
WE SHOULD BECOME SUPER
VILLAINS OURSELVES.

346
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:23,862
YEAH!

347
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,297
THAT'S NOT AT ALL --

348
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,566
IT'S LIKE
IN A BEE HIVE
WHEN THE QUEEN DIES.

349
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,735
ONE OF THE WORKERS
EATS A WHOLE BUNCH
OF ROYAL JELLY,

350
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,104
AND HE MORPHS INTO
THE NEW QUEEN.

351
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,340
NO, GENTLEMEN,
DON'T LISTEN TO --

352
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:36,542
I EVEN HAVE THE MONARCH'S
CROWN SOMEPLACE.

353
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,211
I CAN CALL MYSELF
THE VICEROY.

354
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,212
I LIKE THAT.

355
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,947
NO!

356
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,350
THAT'S WHY I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
EVERYWHERE FOR THEIR SOULS,

357
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:47,253
BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY
RESURRECTED THEIR BODIES.

358
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:48,587
WAIT, YOU SAW
THEIR BODIES?

359
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,489
SAW THEM? I MADE THEM
A [BLEEP] MILKSHAKE.

360
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,924
NICE!
WAY TO GO, BROCK.

361
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,325
MUST HAVE BEEN
THAT POWER SURGE.

362
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,894
WHO IS YOUR GRIEF COUNSELOR,
MOTHER THERESA?

363
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,097
HOW CAN YOU BE
SO NONCHALANT ABOUT THIS?

364
00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,732
MY STUPID TALISMANS AND I

365
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:02,134
HAVE MADE MOVIE MONSTERS
OF YOUR SONS.

366
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,869
I DON'T DESERVE
TO WEAR THEM.

367
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,605
[gasps]
IT GLOWS!

368
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,108
YOUR SONS' SOULS ARE NEAR.

369
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,176
OKAY, ORPHEUS, WHY
DON'T YOU GO HOME
AND TAKE A SHOWER?

370
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,578
YOU'RE STARTING
TO HALLUCINATE.

371
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,313
NO SHOWER FOR BYRON ORPHEUS.

372
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,915
I CAN FEEL THEM,
HEAR THEM.

373
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:20,386
YOUR BOYS' SOULS ARE
IN THIS VERY ROOM!

374
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,454
WILL YOU STOP
WITH THE SOUL CRAP!

375
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,423
THERE'S A SCIENTIFIC
EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF THIS.

376
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,925
THEY ARE SPEAKING TO ME.
THEIR VOICE IS LIKE
THUNDER.

377
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,662
IT'S DEAN.
SPEAK TO ME, SON.

378
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,964
WILL YOU TELL THEM ALREADY?

379
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,964
AND MISS THIS?
NO WAY.

380
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,900
YES, I HEAR THEM.
DEAN LOVES YOU.

381
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,503
HE UNDERSTANDS
AND FORGIVES YOU.

382
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:38,771
BUT, HANK...

383
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,406
OH, HANK
IS QUITE UPSET.

384
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,675
RAGE, I CAN
HEAR HIS RAGE.

385
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:45,277
HE CALLS YOU
A CRUMB BUM.

386
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:48,781
OR MAYBE A CRAMP ON.
IT'S HARD TO HEAR HIM.

387
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:51,917
ISN'T A CRAMP ON A LITTLE HOOK
FOR MOUNTAIN CLIMBING?

388
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,485
HE'S DEFINITELY CALLING
ME A CRUMB BUM.

389
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:56,889
HERE, IT COMES
FROM THIS MACHINE.

390
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,757
WHAT IS THIS MACHINE?

391
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,226
THAT MACHINE?
OH, NOTHING.

392
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,995
IT MAKES ROBOTS OR SOMETHING.

393
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:06,031
OH, NO!
HAVE I MADE SCARY BOY ROBOTS?

394
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,767
OH, I SHOULD NEVER
HAVE PLAYED GOD!

395
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,936
DOC, STOP JERKING
THE POOR GUY AROUND

396
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,071
AND JUST TELL HIM.

397
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,106
HE'S GETTIN' ECTOPLASM
EVERYWHERE.

398
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,508
THIS ISN'T
A REQUEST, KING.

399
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,644
YOU AND YOUR GILL
CAN GO SCREW.

400
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,713
TEN YEARS OF PAYING DUES
AND WHAT DID THEY DO

401
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,281
TO KEEP ME OUT OF HERE
WHEN I GOT CAUGHT, HUH?

402
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,882
OH, WHAT COULD WE DO.

403
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,352
YOU EVISCERATED AND
SODOMIZED VINCE NEIL

404
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:27,686
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.

405
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,321
HEY, I ONLY SODOMIZED
HALF OF HIM.

406
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,157
HE WANTED THE SURREAL LIFE,
K.G. GAVE IT TO HIM.

407
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,660
I'D JUST HATE FOR YOU TO
BE IN THE SHOWER ONE DAY

408
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,062
WHEN OUT OF THE SHADOWS
STEPS A MAN

409
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,665
WITH A SMUGGLED-IN
MOLECULAR DESTABILIZER,

410
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,033
AND SNAP!

411
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,635
WHAT WAS ONCE YOUR PENIS
IS NOW A TASTEFUL
REPRODUCTION

412
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,771
OF A COFFEE TABLE
BY HERMAN MILLER.

413
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,639
I DON'T RESPOND
TO THREATS, LIMB.

414
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,375
OF COURSE YOU DON'T.

415
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,343
THEY DON'T CALL YOU
KING GORILLA

416
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,845
FOR NOTHING, DO THEY?

417
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:56,181
AND WHAT KING'S COMPLETE
WITHOUT A QUEEN?

418
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,616
THAT'S A CAKE.

419
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,185
AH, BUT WHAT'S
INSIDE IT, I WONDER?

420
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,054
[sniffs]
TARZIPAN?

421
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,022
TARZIPAN.

422
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,258
SLOW DOWN.
WHAT ABOUT THE ZOMBIES?

423
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,160
NOW I CALL THOSE
CLONE SLUGS.

424
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,029
GREW THOSE YEARS AGO
FROM NAIL CLIPPINGS,
I THINK.

425
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,298
ANYWAY, AFTER THE SLUGS
HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED,

426
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,833
THAT MACHINE --
PURGATORY.

427
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,201
WHATEVER.
THAT COMPUTER FEEDS

428
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,470
ALL THEIR NOCTURNALLY
RECORDED MEMORY SYNAPSES.

429
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,806
THEIR MEMORIES,
HOPES, AND DREAMS --

430
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,408
THEY ARE NOT A SOUL!

431
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,109
YOU'RE KILLING ME
WITH THAT CRAP.
JUST LET ME FINISH.

432
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,178
THAT COMPUTER
FEEDS SYNAPTIC DATA

433
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,746
TO THEIR INCUBATION BEDS.

434
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,215
THAT INFORMATION
IS SUPPLEMENTED
WITH BASIC KNOWLEDGE

435
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,851
THAT MY DAD RECORDED FOR ME
SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO
TO SCHOOL.

436
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,354
AND THAT IS WHY I DIDN'T
LOSE MY VIRGINITY

437
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,489
UNTIL I WAS 24.
THAT IS AWFUL!

438
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,658
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE HER.
IT WAS HORRIFIC.

439
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,027
NO, IT WAS AWFUL THAT YOU WOULD
DO THIS TO YOUR BOYS.

440
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,062
PLEASE, YOU DID THIS
KIND OF CRAP EVERY DAY.

441
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,464
THAT'S
DIFFERENT.

442
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:46,999
WHY? BECAUSE YOU CALL IT
BY A DIFFERENT NAME?

443
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:49,268
CHURCH -- LAB.
SOUL -- SYNAPSES.

444
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,870
PURGATORY -- COMPUTER.
GET OVER YOURSELF.

445
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:52,971
I HAVE TO LIE DOWN.

446
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,206
IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER

447
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,541
THE ONES YOU KNEW
WEREN'T THE ORIGINALS.

448
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:56,742
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
THIS A LOT, YOU KNOW.

449
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,977
HOW MANY TIMES, BROCK?
THIS WILL BE 14.

450
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,946
14 TIMES.

451
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,907
WE HAD A GAS LEAK
THAT TIME.

452
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,809
THE SILENT KILLER.

453
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,211
THEN THIS OTHER TIME...

454
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,347
Brock: HA HA HA.
I REMEMBER THAT.

455
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,282
THAT WAS WHEN
WE BOTH GREW THE, UH...

456
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,918
[laughs]
OH, GOD, I KNOW, I KNOW.

457
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,587
WHAT WERE WE THINKING?

458
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,923
OH, THAT WASN'T HALF
AS BAD AS WHEN I HAD
THOSE HAIR PLUGS.

459
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,894
[both laughing]

460
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,431
WHAT IS THAT?
A ROYAL JELLY
DOUGHNUT

461
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,832
YOU GOT THERE,
YOU BIG QUEEN?

462
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,400
24? GET OUTTA TOWN.

463
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,669
IS THAT YOU?
COME HERE, YOU BIG LUG.

464
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,505
ALL RIGHT,
NO TOUCHING.

465
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,607
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

466
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,609
UNDER YOUR COSTUME.
HILARIOUS.

467
00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:06,278
YOU LOOK LIKE SEINFELD
WITH A UNIBROW. WHO KNEW?

468
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,946
YOU SHOULD TALK,
ALL KEVIN SMITH.

469
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,182
AND HERE'S A TIP --
A BEARD IS NOT

470
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,017
A SUBSTITUTE
FOR A JAW LINE

471
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,452
NO MATTER
HOW YOU TRIM IT.

472
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,154
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED.
SAME OLD 24.

473
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,359
THIS IS WEIRD.
TOTALLY.

474
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:22,594
WHEN IS MONARCH GONNA
BUST OUT ALREADY?

475
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,197
282! 283!

476
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,466
OKAY, LOCK DOWN,
GENTLEMEN.

477
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:28,734
CLOSE GATE!

478
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,003
NOW!
OH, WHAT THE --

479
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,105
HEY, MONARCH,
WHAT THE HELL

480
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,907
ARE YOU DOING
OUT OF YOUR CELL?

481
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,942
ASSHOLES! TONIGHT!

482
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,111
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE TONIGHT!

483
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,812
HEY!

484
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,119
WHAT THE --
WHAT IS THIS,
LIQUID PLUMBER?

485
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,888
THIS IS THAT ORANGE
POWDER WE USE WHEN
SOMEONE THROWS UP!

486
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,090
I GOT HIT WITH
A TINY LITTLE MAN.

487
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,825
MONDAY!

488
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,627
HEY, THERE'S
MY PRESIDENT OF CALENDARS.

489
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,897
WHERE'S THE BIG DEVOTION?
HELLO?

490
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,102
WHITE NOISE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

491
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,004
REMEMBER THOSE GUARDS
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE OUT?

492
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:07,973
WELL, GUESS WHAT!

493
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,977
KING, KING.

494
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,912
ANYTIME YOU FEEL
LIKE MAKING A MOVE, BUDDY.

495
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,747
KING.

496
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:18,283
ET TU, KING GORILLA?

497
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,085
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T.

498
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,387
IT'S A GILL THING.
PHANTOM LIMB SAID --

499
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,323
PHANTOM LIMB?
HE'S DOING THIS?

500
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,024
LISTEN TO ME, KING.
KING!

501
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,659
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE GILL.

502
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,994
HE STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND.

503
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,963
HE JUST WANTS ME
OUT OF THE PICTURE PERMANENTLY.

504
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,831
KING! KING!

505
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,533
SOME SOLITARY
OUGHT TO CHILL YOU OUT.

506
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,268
YOU CHICKEN [BLEEP]
BASTARDS!

507
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,136
THIS ISN'T
THE END OF THIS!

508
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,738
THE MONARCH WILL RETURN.

509
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,039
YOU WILL --

510
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:45,444
COME ON. THE REST
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

511
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,245
UH, KING, THIS IS NOT
EXACTLY THE TIME --

512
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,513
OH, GOD.

513
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,515
PIPES EMPTY OUT
ABOUT A MILE FROM HERE.

514
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,751
WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD
THEM OFF FOR LONG.

515
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,353
WHAT CHANGED
YOUR MIND?

516
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,622
BELIEVE IT OR NOT --
LOVE.

517
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:57,956
IT WAS THERE IN YOUR EYES

518
00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,558
WHEN YOU SPOKE
OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

519
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,026
I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE
KIND OF A SCHMUCK,

520
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,661
BUT WHAT KIND OF MONSTER
WOULD I BE

521
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:05,864
TO STAND IN THE WAY OF LOVE?

522
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:10,669
GO, FIND HER!
GET HER BACK!

523
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:14,640
AND WHEN YOU DO, YOU LOVE HER
AND YOU NEVER LET GO.

524
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:18,610
IT'S ALL TOO MUCH.

525
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,445
I-I --

526
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,381
WHAT AM I GOING TO
TELL MY DAUGHTER?

527
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,082
WHAT I TELL EVERYBODY
WHEN THIS CRAP HAPPENS --

528
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:26,151
THE BOYS NEVER DIED.

529
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,286
BUT THEY DID, THEY SHED
THEIR MORTAL COIL

530
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,022
AS SNAKE SHEDS HIS SKIN.

531
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:31,857
STOP IT.
THEY ARE HANK AND DEAN.

532
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:33,458
THEY HAVE ALL
THE SAME MEMORIES,

533
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:36,094
SAME ANNOYING TENDENCIES,
SAME EVERYTHING.

534
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:37,996
LOOK, IF YOU HAVE
A CLUMSY CHILD,

535
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,231
YOU MAKE HIM WEAR A HELMET.

536
00:21:39,297 --> 00:21:40,832
IF YOU HAVE
DEATH PRONE CHILDREN,

537
00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:42,501
YOU KEEP A FEW CLONES
OF THEM IN THE LAB.

538
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:45,470
SPEAK OF THE DEVILS.
THEIR HALF-FORMED EARS
MUST BE BURNING.

539
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,539
BROCK, YOU SHOULD PUT THEM
BACK IN THE OVEN.

540
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,441
UGH.
I HATE TOUCHING THEM.

541
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:52,711
THEY FEEL LIKE
GIANT STRETCH ARMSTRONGS.

542
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:55,113
SPLIT BETWEEN
LIFE AND DEATH.

543
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,349
THE UNIVERSE
WEEPS FOR THEM.

544
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,217
HANK, YOU ARE NEVER
TO CALL YOUR FATHER

545
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,919
A CRUMB BUM
IN FRONT OF COMPANY.

546
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,256
AND WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY
TO DR. ORPHEUS?

547
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:06,992
[garbled]
GO, TEAM VENTURE!

548
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:14,533
CAPTIONING PROVIDED
BY TURNER STUDIOS

549
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:38,824
[coughing and spitting]

550
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,225
THANK GOD YOU
GUYS ARE HERE.

551
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,294
I THOUGHT THE
WHOLE PLAN GOT --

552
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,295
WHAT?

