1 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:04,204 [WOLF HOWLS] 2 00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:09,843 >> UNDERLAND. 3 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:12,145 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 4 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:14,080 >> WE WERE ROBBED, NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT. 5 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,081 >> I DON'T KNOW, POP. 6 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,483 THEY WON FAIR AND SQUARE. 7 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:19,519 THE IMPOSSIBLE FAMILY MADE A REALLY CONVINCING FANTASTIC 4. 8 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,020 >> DON'T MAKE EXCUSES FOR YOUR BROTHER, DEAN. 9 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:22,222 HE BLEW IT FOR ALL OF US. 10 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:24,357 HENRY ALAN VENTURE, ARE YOU HEARING THIS? 11 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:25,692 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? 12 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:26,860 >> I AM THE BAT. 13 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:29,129 >> YES, YES, YOU'RE THE BAT. 14 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,998 AND THE BAT IS THE REASON WE DIDN'T TAKE BEST GROUP COSTUME, 15 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:33,900 MISTER--AGAIN! 16 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:37,070 LAST YEAR, IT WAS DOROTHY, THE SCARECROW, THE COWARDLY 17 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,072 LION, AND THE BAT. 18 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:41,941 OH, AND HOW ABOUT THE TIME WE WERE THE HARD-ROCKING QUARTET 19 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:47,046 OF GENE SIMMONS, PAUL STANLEY, ACE FREHLEY, AND THE BAT?! 20 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:48,248 >> THE NIGHT IS MINE. 21 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:49,582 >> SELL IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, HANK. 22 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:51,718 IT'S NOT ME YOU SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING TO. 23 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:54,387 POOR BROCK SPEND A MONTH SEWING HIS GROUP THEME APPROPRIATE 24 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:55,522 COSTUME. 25 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,524 >> THAT'S PROBABLY WHY HE WON BEST COSTUME. 26 00:00:57,590 --> 00:00:59,058 >> WHAT IS THAT, SASS I HEAR? 27 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,594 OH, LOOK, EVERYBODY-- HANK'S BACK. 28 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,963 >> THE RECIRCULATED AIR ON MY CHEST ISN'T BAD IF--OW! 29 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,231 >> WHAT'S THE MATTER? 30 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:06,966 >> MY TONGUE KEEPS GETTING CAUGHT IN THE MOUTH SLIT. 31 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:08,535 >> DON'T STICK IT IN THE SLIT THEN. 32 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:09,736 >> I CAN'T HELP IT. 33 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,070 IT'S MADDENING. 34 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:16,109 [WOLF HOWLS] >> [PANTING] 35 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,111 HE'S HERE, YOUR GRACIOUSNESS. 36 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:20,647 >> WHO? 37 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:22,949 >> DR. VENTURE, YOUR-- >> UGH! 38 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:26,286 SAY IT AGAIN, AND IT WILL BE YOUR LAST... 39 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:28,288 TIME SAYING HIS NAME. 40 00:01:28,354 --> 00:01:29,622 QUICK! 41 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:33,026 TO THE SCIENCE WORKS! 42 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:34,694 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 43 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,129 >> WE'RE ABOUT TO PASS OVER UNDERLAND. 44 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:37,363 I'M GONNA GO AROUND. 45 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,165 >> WHAT AM I, MADE OF EXPERIMENTAL SUPERSONIC JET 46 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:39,899 FUEL? 47 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,034 IT'S SHORTER THIS WAY. 48 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,036 >> IT'S SMALLER THAN DELAWARE, DOC. 49 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:44,237 IT WON'T TAKE LONG. 50 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,272 LET'S JUST PLAY IT SAFE. 51 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:50,677 >> FIRE UP THE ATOMIC SUPER MAGNET! 52 00:01:50,743 --> 00:01:53,179 >> ALL HAIL BARON UNDERBHEIT. 53 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:54,814 >> FULL POWER! 54 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:57,450 READY YOURSELF TO THROW THE SWITCH ON MY ORDER! 55 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:00,720 WHEN THEY ARE WITHIN RANGE, WE SHALL PLUCK THEM FROM THE SKY 56 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:04,324 LIKE A GLEAMING METAL PEACH FROM A GIANT BLUE TREE! 57 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,993 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 58 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,936 OH, MY SWEET LITTLE RUSTY. 59 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:19,973 HOW MANY YEARS HAVE I LONGED FOR THIS MOMENT? 60 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:23,176 HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN SINCE... 61 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:24,410 COLLEGE?! 62 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:28,848 UND NOW, BARON UNDERBHEIT FINALLY EXACTS HIS SWEET 63 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,283 REVENGE. 64 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,652 >> SIR, ARE YOU SURE THAT-- >> NOW! 65 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:35,722 SAY HELLO TO GOOD-BYE, DR. VENTURE! 66 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:41,394 MUH HA HA HA HA HA-- OH, THAT HURT. 67 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,319 >> LOST TWO OF OUR ENGINES! 68 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:08,221 >> I'M A BAT, I'M A BAT, I'M A BAT, I'M A BAT... 69 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:09,289 >> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 70 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,089 OH! 71 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,491 WHAT'S UP WITH MY FILLINGS?! 72 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:12,659 >> CAN'T... 73 00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:13,927 KEEP HER... 74 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:14,861 TOGETHER! 75 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:15,762 >> LOCK DOWN AUXILIARY POWER. 76 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:16,829 >> GOTTA MAKE IT TO THE BORDER. 77 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:19,999 >> CHEWY, LOOK DOWN AUXILIARY POWER! 78 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:23,336 MINE FIELD. 79 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:23,870 MINE FIELD. 80 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:24,837 >> I SEE IT! 81 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:26,339 >> EVERYBODY, GET IN THE BLACK BOX! 82 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:28,408 IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE! 83 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:38,651 >> [SIGHS] THANK GOD. 84 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:39,919 OUT OF UNDERLAND. 85 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:41,287 VENTURES, SOUND OFF. 86 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,622 >> [GROANS] OH, YEAH. 87 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,357 PRETTY SURE MY SCOLIOSIS IS GOING THE OTHER WAY NOW. 88 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:45,325 >> OH! 89 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:46,826 MY BUTT WON'T STOP MAKING A FIRST. 90 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,861 >> [GROANS] AT LEAST YOU HAVE ONE. 91 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:50,663 >> YOU'RE BLESSED WITH YOUR FATHER'S ASS, DEAN. 92 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,432 LEARN TO LOVE STADIUM CUSHIONS. 93 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:55,401 I TOLD YOU TO LOCK DOWN-- >> WE DON'T HAVE AUXILIARY 94 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:57,403 POWER! 95 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:10,316 THIS MIGHT GET UGLY FAST, DOC. 96 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:11,484 HERE. 97 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:12,952 TAKE THIS. 98 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,954 [GRUNTS] IT'S LOADED WITH ARSENIC. 99 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:17,123 O.S.I. STANDARD FIELD ISSUE. 100 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:17,991 >> JEEZ! 101 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:19,592 CAN YOU BE ANY MORE DRAMATIC?! 102 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,427 UNDERBHEIT'S ALL BLUSTER, AND YOU KNOW IT. 103 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:23,062 >> DOC, THE GUY STILL BLAMES YOU FOR-- 104 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:24,664 >> THAT CRAP WITH HIS JAW-- NEVER PROVEN. 105 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:25,431 AND COME ON. 106 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:26,399 IT'S BEEN, LIKE, 20 YEARS. 107 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:27,667 HE CAN'T STILL BE MAD ABOUT THAT. 108 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,736 >> LOOK AROUND, JACKASS! 109 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:36,175 NOT YET. 110 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,477 WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE. 111 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:38,277 AND DON'T TAKE ALL OF IT. 112 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,312 >> OR ELSE WHAT? 113 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,847 I'LL ACCIDENTALLY OVERDOSE ON POISON? 114 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:42,815 >> I MEAN SHARE IT WITH THE BOYS. 115 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:43,683 >> COOL! 116 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,585 SECRET SUPER SPY SUICIDE TOOTH?! 117 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:46,219 SIGN ME UP! 118 00:04:46,285 --> 00:04:47,086 >> OH, OH! 119 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:48,421 KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN COOLER? 120 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:49,489 >> MMM... 121 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,024 CHERRY ITALIAN ICE TOOTH. 122 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:52,158 >> YEAH. 123 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:55,495 >> [GROWLING] >> IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME. 124 00:04:58,197 --> 00:05:01,200 >> [GROWLING] WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?! 125 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:04,570 PUT THEM IN THE HOLDING CELLS WHILE I DECIDE HOW THEY ARE TO 126 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:05,672 DIE. 127 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:07,473 >> WE DON'T-- WE DON'T HAVE HOLDING CELLS, 128 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:08,708 YOUR THOUGHTFULNESS. 129 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,943 >> NO HOLDING-- FINE. 130 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:12,412 THEN PUT THEM IN... 131 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,480 THE PANTRY. 132 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:17,116 WAIT! 133 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:21,621 LEAVE THAT ONE WITH ME. 134 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:22,655 >> HANK! 135 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,657 >> DEAN! 136 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,465 >> SO... 137 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:36,169 THOUGHT YOU COULD KEEP YOURSELF HIDDEN FROM BARON UNDERBHEIT? 138 00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:38,705 YOU'RE MUCH HEALTHIER-LOOKING THAN THE OTHERS. 139 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:41,240 SO TENDER, SO SOFT. 140 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:43,309 BUT YOU COULD USE SOME FATTENING UP. 141 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:47,914 YOU WILL MAKE A MOST EXQUISITE DINNER... 142 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:48,681 GUEST. 143 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:49,882 >> WHAT?! 144 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:53,019 >> I SAID "THANK YOU FOR BEING MY DINNER GUEST." 145 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,520 HOW IS YOUR TIMBER WOLF? 146 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:55,455 >> WHAT?! 147 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,456 >> OH, THIS IS NO GOOD. 148 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:57,990 HANG ON. 149 00:05:58,057 --> 00:05:59,992 [LOUD SCRAPING] 150 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:03,763 THERE. 151 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,698 IT'S MUCH COZIER THIS WAY, DON'T YOU THINK? 152 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:06,966 >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH POP? 153 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,202 >> YOUR FATHER IS RESTING COMFORTABLY IN A MAKESHIFT 154 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:10,203 HOLDING CELL. 155 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:11,337 SOON-- >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY 156 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:12,705 BROTHER?! 157 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,741 >> HE, TOO, IS BEING HELD-- >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR 158 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,175 SECRET AGENT BODYGUARD?! 159 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:18,044 >> THEY'RE ALL IN THE SAME PLACE, OK?! 160 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,412 PLEASE. 161 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:23,249 THEY'RE ALL IN YOUR PAST, AND TONIGHT IS ABOUT THE FUTURE. 162 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,051 EAT SOMETHING PLEASE. 163 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,687 THE BOUNTY OF UNDERLAND IS YOURS TO ENJOY. 164 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:28,755 >> GO FISH! 165 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,957 I'M NOT FATTENING MYSELF UP FOR YOU! 166 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:33,426 IF YOU'RE GONNA EAT ME, THEN YOU CAN JUST--JUST-- 167 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:36,929 >> [LAUGHTER] >> ...DEAL WITH THE GRISTLE! 168 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:40,166 >> IS THAT WHY YOU THINK I BROUGHT YOU HERE? 169 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,567 THAT IS RICH! 170 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:44,837 I WILL HAVE TO TELL MANSERVANT THAT ONE, UND HE WILL HAVE TO 171 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:45,505 LAUGH. 172 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:46,873 HEE HEE HEE. 173 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:48,241 >> YOU--YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT ME? 174 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:49,542 >> AH HA HA HA! 175 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:50,843 OF COURSE NOT! 176 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:55,081 I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU THE SECOND-MOST POWERFUL PERSON 177 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,549 IN UNDERLAND. 178 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,316 >> WOW! 179 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:58,084 NEAT! 180 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,385 >> SO, YOUR ANSWER'S YES? 181 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,553 NOT THAT YOU HAVE A CHOICE. 182 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:01,721 EXCELLENT! 183 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,623 WE WILL BE MARRIED IN THE MORNING, THEN-- 184 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:04,290 >> WHAT?! 185 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:04,991 EW! 186 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:06,592 I'M NOT MARRYING YOU! 187 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:07,827 >> I KNOW. 188 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:09,462 YOU'RE WORRIED IT WON'T WORK OUT. 189 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:10,530 IT'S TRUE. 190 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,532 I'VE BEEN MARRIED SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE. 191 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,267 7, IN FACT. 192 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:17,737 THEY RESISTED AT FIRST, TOO, BUT THEY CAME AROUND-- 193 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,105 AS YOU WILL. 194 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:22,341 IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, HOPELESSNESS IS THE GREATEST 195 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:25,378 APHRODISIAC IN UNDERLAND. 196 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:32,685 >> [SCREAMS] NO! 197 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,387 >> MY DEAR... 198 00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:37,190 I DON'T WANT YOU ON YOUR BACK THIS SOON. 199 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,158 WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE WEDDING. 200 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:43,196 [SNICKERING] [LAUGHING] 201 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:44,931 >> BETTER GET THIS BACK TO THE CAVE AND RUN IT THROUGH THE 202 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:46,532 COMPUTER FOR PRINTS. 203 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:47,667 >> DAMN IT! 204 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,402 WHAT THE HELL DOES HE WANT DEAN FOR? 205 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:50,703 >> NATURAL SELECTION. 206 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,205 SINGLE OUT THE WEAKEST OF THE PACK, SEPARATE HIM FROM 207 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:54,207 THE OTHERS. 208 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,944 UH, THAT WAS ADDRESSED TO ME. 209 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:00,479 "YOU AND YOUR GUESTS ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO ATTEND THE 210 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:04,584 UNHOLY UNION OF HIS MALEVOLENCE BARON VERNER UNDERBHEIT IV 211 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:07,253 AND YOUR DAUGHTER DAWN. 212 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,888 EXECUTION TO FOLLOW." 213 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:11,891 >> I HAVE A SISTER NAMED DAWN?! 214 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,893 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THIS FROM ME? 215 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:14,694 >> HANK, NO. 216 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,128 >> DON'T DEFEND HIM, BROCK! 217 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:17,930 YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS, DIDN'T YOU? 218 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:18,764 DOES DEAN? 219 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,099 WHAT ELSE HAVEN'T YOU TOLD US? 220 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,500 >> BROCK, YOU SPEAK CRAZY. 221 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:22,635 DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. 222 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:23,970 >> HANK... 223 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:25,605 BARON UNDERBHEIT-- >> GOOD GRAVY! 224 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:26,973 YOU'RE RIGHT, BROCK. 225 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:30,176 THIS IS JUST WHAT HE WANTS-- FOR US TO TURN ON EACH OTHER! 226 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,245 AND I PLAYED RIGHT INTO THEIR HANDS. 227 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:34,347 DAMN IT! 228 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,084 >> [GASPS] WHO ARE YOU?! 229 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,652 >> THE WALLFLOWER! 230 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,387 SO WE MEET AGAIN. 231 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:42,622 >> NO, NO. 232 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:45,324 WALLFLOWER HAD THAT THING ON HIS HEAD. 233 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:46,926 >> LAMEST VILLAIN EVER. 234 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:48,761 >> OH, YOU'RE DR. VENTURE! 235 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:49,929 >> WHO THE HELL WANTS TO KNOW? 236 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,197 >> SO IT IS TRUE. 237 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,331 YOU ARE IN UNDERLAND. 238 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:53,432 THIS IS A RESCUE. 239 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:54,100 COME! 240 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:56,602 FOLLOW ME! 241 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:57,336 COME! 242 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:58,337 THAT'S RIGHT! 243 00:08:58,404 --> 00:08:59,739 JUST LIKE ME! 244 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,508 I'LL LEAD THE WAY JUST LIKE THIS! 245 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,911 >> I'M SO EXCITED I CAN HARDLY SLEEP. 246 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:07,013 SHE'S JUST SO--SO UNLIKE THE OTHERS. 247 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,180 SUCH SPUNK! 248 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:11,751 UND HER DISDAIN FOR ME-- IT'S SWEETER SOMEHOW. 249 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:12,418 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 250 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,253 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 251 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,456 PLEASE, MANIC 8-BALL, TELL ME NOW! 252 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,458 I'VE BEEN BURNED BY LOVE BEFORE. 253 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:22,662 WILL THIS MARRIAGE BE A SUCCESS OR NOT? 254 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,297 OH, WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO?! 255 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:27,867 AT LEAST TELL ME IF SHE'LL LAST LONGER THAN THE OTHERS. 256 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,736 OH! 257 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:31,771 I KNEW IT! 258 00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:34,206 I HAD A FEELING ABOUT HER. 259 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,809 OH, TELL ME, MY FALLEN ADVISOR, JUST ONE MORE THING AND I 260 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,477 PROMISE I WON'T ASK ANY MORE. 261 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:39,779 HA HA. 262 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:42,081 WILL I HAVE A BOY? 263 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,685 [LAUGHS] YOU'VE MADE YOUR BARON A HAPPY 264 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:46,852 MAN! 265 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,889 UND TO REWARD YOU, I GRANT YOU YOUR RELEASE... 266 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,490 FOR ONE HOUR SO THAT YOU MAY COME TO THE 267 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,526 WEDDING. 268 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,463 UGH! 269 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:57,997 >> OH. 270 00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,131 HERE WE ARE. 271 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:04,103 COLONEL CATCLOPS CAN HARDLY WAIT TO MEET YOU! 272 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:08,374 >> WELCOME, COMRADES, TO THE UNDERGROUND. 273 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:16,015 [WOLF HOWLS] 274 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,818 >> I USUALLY DO MY OWN HAIR. 275 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:20,720 >> DON'T BE TOO PROUD OF THAT, HONEY. 276 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:21,821 UGH! 277 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,422 WHAT ARE YOU CONDITIONING WITH, KEROSENE? 278 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:24,090 >> HEY! 279 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:25,391 >> OH, TOUCHY! 280 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,827 I CAN'T WORK MY MAGIC IF YOU DON'T WORK WITH ME, HONEY. 281 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,295 OH, MY GOD! 282 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,363 LOOK AT THIS! 283 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:32,531 SHE'S GOT AN ASS LIKE A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY! 284 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:33,666 I'M SO JEALOUS. 285 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,434 >> NO WONDER THE MASTER LIKES HER. 286 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:36,102 OOPS! 287 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,169 NO, I DI'N'T! 288 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,337 >> OH, YOU! 289 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:39,839 YOU ARE CRUISING FOR AN EXECUTION, GIRLFRIEND. 290 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:42,408 >> HONEY, I HAVE SEEN 7 BARONESSES COME AND GO, 291 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,478 AND THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING: THE MASTER LIKES PLAYING THE 292 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,246 BACK 9 AT AUGUSTA. 293 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,381 >> WELL, I'M DONE HERE. 294 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,616 GOTTA GET CRACKING ON THE GOWN. 295 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:53,986 GIRL, YOU ARE GONNA LOOK SPECTACULAR! 296 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,354 CIAO! 297 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:56,922 >> LOVIN' LIFE, BITCH. 298 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:57,890 >> HEY! 299 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,392 HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT? 300 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:00,593 >> HONEY, I'M FROM DETROIT. 301 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:01,861 >> OH. 302 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:03,996 GUESS YOUR EXPERIMENTAL SUPERSONIC FLYING LABORATORY 303 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:04,830 CRASHED, TOO, HUH? 304 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,198 >> NO. 305 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:09,201 I WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE EXOTIC FOR JUNIOR YEAR ABROAD... 306 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,837 AND I WAS MAD AT SOMEBODY. 307 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,339 [SIGHS] [BLEEP] 308 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,507 >> SORRY. 309 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:16,375 I DIDN'T MEAN TO-- >> ANCIENT HISTORY, SWEETIE. 310 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,510 YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 311 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:18,911 NOW... 312 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,880 LET'S GET YOU INTO THE TUB AND SEE IF WE CAN'T SCRUB SOME OF 313 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,581 THE HOI POLLOI OFF YOU. 314 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:25,751 WE WANT YOU HOLLY-GO-LIGHTLY, NOT ELIZA DOOLITTLE. 315 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,153 I'M A EUNUCH, HONEY. 316 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,288 YOU THINK UNDERBHEIT WOULD LET ANOTHER PAIR OF BALLS NEAR HIS 317 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:29,889 WIFE? 318 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,023 TRUST ME. 319 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,625 EVEN WHEN I HAD THEM, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING I'M 320 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,927 INTERESTED IN. 321 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:35,995 AAGH! 322 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,530 ROOSTER IN THE HENHOUSE! 323 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:38,330 >> AAGH! 324 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:40,466 >> OOH! 325 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,135 I'M FIXED. 326 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,171 WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? 327 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,372 >> DO YOU HAVE... 328 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,741 PRINCE ALBERT IN THE CAN? 329 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,176 WELL... 330 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:53,112 YOU SHOULD GET HIM OUT OF THE CAN SO THAT HE CAN BREATH MAYBE! 331 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,413 HA HA! 332 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,081 >> HMM. 333 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:55,915 NEEDS WORK. 334 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,249 YOU GOTTA SELL IT. 335 00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:59,585 THIS IS THE NERVE CENTER OF THE UNDERGROUND, GENTLEMEN. 336 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,521 FROM HERE, WE LAUNCH A RELENTLESS CAMPAIGN OF SABOTAGE, 337 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:05,124 SUBTERFUGE, AND PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE. 338 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,760 THESE ARE SOME OF THE BRAVEST MEN IN UNDERLAND. 339 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:08,861 THEY HAVE TO BE. 340 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,797 THE PENALTIES FOR TREASON ARE DIRE INDEED. 341 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,899 [BUZZER] I'M PROUD TO SAY WE'VE ONLY LOST 342 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,235 ONE MAN TO DATE--HELMUT. 343 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:19,038 CRAZY S.O.B. TRIED TO TAKE ON UNDERBHEIT BY HIMSELF. 344 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,407 HE WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO DIP HIS HAND IN WARM WATER WHILE HE 345 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,174 SLEPT. 346 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,375 >> TO MAKE HIM PEE?! 347 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:24,343 CLASSIC! 348 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,377 >> EXACTLY! 349 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,379 UNDERBHEIT SAW IT COMING A MILE AWAY! 350 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,080 >> OH! 351 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,014 THAT WAS CLOSE! 352 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,282 >> WELL, DID IT WORK? 353 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:30,950 >> YEAH. 354 00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:31,684 IT WAS PERFECT! 355 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,485 >> ATTAGIRL! 356 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,285 >> YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT. 357 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:33,953 >> WE STRUCK AGAIN TONIGHT. 358 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:34,687 SHOULD I TELL THEM? 359 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:35,588 >> OH, OH, LET ME! 360 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:36,122 >> HA HA HA. 361 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,389 OK. 362 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:40,426 >> WE PLANTED A CAT HAIR IN THE BARON'S WATER GLASS. 363 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,594 AH HA HA HA! 364 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:42,361 >> YEAH! 365 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,162 IS THAT A SCREAM OR WHAT?! 366 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,530 THAT'LL SHOW THE BASTARD! 367 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,798 TRY TO BLOW US UP! 368 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,100 >> I DON'T THINK SO! 369 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,802 >> THESE PEOPLE DESERVE THEIR CRAPPY COUNTRY. 370 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,138 >> YOU CALL YOURSELVES A RESISTANCE MOVEMENT? 371 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,372 >> WE PICK OUR BATTLES. 372 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,174 >> YEAH, WE TAKE IT WHERE WE CAN GET IT, YOU KNOW. 373 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,809 >> OF COURSE, NOW THAT YOU GUYS ARE HERE TO RESCUE US, NONE OF 374 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,611 THIS WILL BE NECESSARY ANYMORE. 375 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,346 SO, WHAT TIME WE FLYING OUT? 376 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:01,881 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! 377 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:02,748 RESCUE YOU! 378 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,049 WE WERE THE ONES IN PRISON! 379 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,251 >> IN PANTRY, TECHNICALLY. 380 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,052 >> YOU HAVEN'T COME TO RESCUE US?! 381 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:11,123 THEN WHY DID YOU BRING THE BAT-PERSON AND CHEWBACCA WOOKIE? 382 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:11,824 >> OH, GOOD GOD. 383 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:12,725 >> LOOK... 384 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:13,859 WE WERE AT A COSTUME PARTY. 385 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,094 OUR PLANE CRASHED. 386 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,163 AND IF WE DON'T STORM UNDERBHEIT'S CASTLE AT DAWN, 387 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,764 HE'S GONNA MARRY DOC'S SON. 388 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,032 >> NOT ME. 389 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,300 OH! 390 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,669 >> SO, ARE YOU WITH US, OR ARE YOU WASTING OUR TIME? 391 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:24,336 >> WHOA! 392 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:25,204 HA HA! 393 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,972 SLOW DOWN THERE, ANDRETTI. 394 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:27,940 STORM THE CASTLE?! 395 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:28,607 NO! 396 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:29,441 WHAT ARE WE, CRAZY? 397 00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:31,277 SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE. 398 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:32,611 >> WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 399 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:34,680 >> JUST A SECOND, SEABISCUIT. 400 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,916 YOU'VE SEEN OUR SECRET HEADQUARTERS. 401 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,951 WE CAN'T JUST LET YOU LEAVE. 402 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:42,421 >> OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, PUT SUGAR IN OUR GAS TANK? 403 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,457 [GROWLS] >> AAGH! 404 00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:46,659 OH, YEAH. 405 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:47,326 OK. 406 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:48,194 YOU GO AHEAD. 407 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:51,864 [MEOW] >> NICE BUNS. 408 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,299 >> DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING. 409 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,167 >> YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA TELL ON ME? 410 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,202 >> OF COURSE NOT. 411 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,003 US GIRLS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER, RIGHT? 412 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,272 >> AND I THINK WE OWE THE BARON FOR A COUPLE OF THINGS. 413 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,173 >> 4 BETWEEN US. 414 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,007 >> STOP IT! 415 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,609 YOU'RE TERRIBLE! 416 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,411 >> YOU JUST PLAY YOUR PART, SWEETIE. 417 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:08,080 WE'RE GONNA CALL SOME FRIENDS OF OURS. 418 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:11,850 >> [PANTING] IT'S TIME, MY BARON. 419 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:18,190 >> HOW DO I LOOK? 420 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,458 >> UGH! 421 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,794 I CAN'T STOP POKING THAT LITTLE SLIT WITH MY TONGUE. 422 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:22,595 IT'S MADDENING. 423 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,096 >> BE HAPPY FOR THE SLIT. 424 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,599 THE OLD MASKS WERE MURDEROUS WITHOUT THEM. 425 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,334 WE WOULD PASS OUT. 426 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,805 >> YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS, DO YOU? 427 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,106 >> SURE I DO. 428 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,675 >> YOU'RE JUST HAVING FUN WITH YOUR HANDS, AREN'T YOU? 429 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,177 >> NO. 430 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,578 >> ALL RIGHT. 431 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,714 WE'RE OUTNUMBERED, BUT WE HAVE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE ON OUR 432 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,581 SIDE. 433 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,316 DOC, YOU'RE USELESS IN A FIGHT. 434 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,484 JUST STAY BEHIND US. 435 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,652 HANK... 436 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,921 REMEMBER YOUR LESSONS FROM THE JUDO ROOM. 437 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:52,258 FOLLOW MY LEAD AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU LEAVE ONE ALIVE FOR 438 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:53,425 QUESTIONING. 439 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:54,460 YOU GOT IT? 440 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:55,427 >> MY PLAN WOULD HAVE WORKED. 441 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:56,095 >> YOU GOT IT?! 442 00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:58,097 >> YES, SIR! 443 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,300 >> OW! 444 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:01,767 >> HUH?! 445 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:02,835 >> HUH?! 446 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,003 >> SO MUCH FOR THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. 447 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:04,670 >> MAYBE NOT. 448 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,404 >> HUH? 449 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:08,240 WHAT ARE YOU-- WAIT! 450 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,978 >> OH! 451 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:27,860 >> HA! 452 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:30,462 "USELESS." 453 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:31,263 >> BROCK! 454 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:31,997 QUESTIONING? 455 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,499 >> THAT'S THE ONE. 456 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,501 >> WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?! 457 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,168 OOF! 458 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,002 OW! 459 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,103 >> WE KNOW THAT PART, HANK. 460 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:38,837 LIKE THIS. 461 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,272 >> OW! 462 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,007 >> WHERE'S THE WEDDING BEING HELD? 463 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:42,675 TALK. 464 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,009 >> GO AHEAD! 465 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,578 THE PAIN WILL BE NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT THE MASTER WILL 466 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,981 DO TO ME IF I BETRAY HIM! 467 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:49,682 WHOA! 468 00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:50,349 OW! 469 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:50,816 OH! 470 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,151 OW, OW! 471 00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:54,553 THIS IS STILL NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT THE MASTER WILL-- 472 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,854 WHAT? 473 00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:56,922 >> NOTHING. 474 00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,290 >> NO, WHAT?! 475 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,225 >> WELL, I... 476 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,929 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT I... 477 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:06,498 I FEEL A... 478 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:07,533 A LUMP. 479 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:08,467 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? 480 00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:09,134 >> YEAH. 481 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,936 YOU--YOU... 482 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,471 I'M SO SORRY, MAN. 483 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:13,806 >> OH. 484 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:15,174 OH, GOD. 485 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,575 OH, GOD. 486 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,576 >> YEAH, I JUST FEEL AWFUL. 487 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,844 >> HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?! 488 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:19,945 >> YEAH, YEAH. 489 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,147 MAYBE WE SHOULD... 490 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,282 >> I... 491 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,550 I MUST GO TO MY WIFE. 492 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:25,384 >> YEAH. 493 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:26,552 YEAH. 494 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,987 YOU SHOULD DO THAT. 495 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,590 HEY, BUDDY, LOOK, I KNOW IT'S A BAD TIME TO ASK 496 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,925 AND ALL, BUT... 497 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:33,692 >> THE WEDDING. 498 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:34,626 JA. 499 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:35,861 JA, FINE. 500 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,363 I DON'T CARE ANY MORE. 501 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,565 IT'S IN THE OBSERVATORY... 502 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,367 ONE FLIGHT UP... 503 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,302 THROUGH THIS DOOR. 504 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:43,769 AAGH! 505 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:44,803 >> HANK! 506 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:47,606 >> WELL, I DIDN'T GET TO DO ANYTHING! 507 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,131 [NO AUDIO] 508 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,041 >> DAMN IT! 509 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,777 WHAT NOW?! 510 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,779 >> [GROWLS] 511 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:29,882 >> I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU! 512 00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:31,250 >> HANK, NO! 513 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,619 YOU GOTTA SIT TIGHT WHILE I FIGURE OUT A WAY OUT OF THIS. 514 00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:34,853 >> IT'S OK, BROCK. 515 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,423 I KNOW I WAS MIXED UP BEFORE, BUT NOW I'M GROOVY! 516 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,391 I'M GOING AHEAD WITH THE MISSION. 517 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,526 LOCK AND LOAD! 518 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:41,693 >> THAT'S NOT A GUN, HANK. 519 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,661 >> WHATEVER! 520 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,797 >> HE'S GOT AN ENTIRE ARMY, HANK. 521 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:45,864 >> EXACTLY! 522 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,434 THEY WON'T BE EXPECTING ONE LONE WARRIOR. 523 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,736 IT'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK! 524 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,037 >> TALK TO YOUR SON, DOC. 525 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:53,639 >> BOY, LISTEN TO YOUR BODYGUARD. 526 00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:57,209 >> POP, YOU ONCE SPENT WEEKS IN YOUR LAB, ALL ALONE WITHOUT 527 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,845 SLEEP OR FOOD, TRYING DESPERATELY TO ISOLATE THE GAY 528 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,679 GENE. 529 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:01,947 AND I KNOW YOU. 530 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,283 IF IT WASN'T FOR ALL THE PROTESTERS AND THE HEARINGS, 531 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,418 YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND IT AND DESTROYED IT. 532 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:07,486 AND WHY?! 533 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,155 TO KEEP STUFF LIKE THIS FROM HAPPENING. 534 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,090 AND, BROCK, DO YOU WANT UNDERBHEIT TO COME 535 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,425 AND LIVE WITH US? 536 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,261 YOU REALLY WANT TO BE THAT BIG JERK'S--PARDON MY FRENCH-- 537 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:19,031 THAT BIG JERK'S BODYGUARD-IN-LAW? 538 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,566 >> HANK, NO! 539 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,201 IT'S SUICIDE! 540 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,403 >> THEN I'LL SEE YOU IN HECK. 541 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,338 AAGH! 542 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:27,272 >> THANK GOODNESS. 543 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,308 HANK'S GOING TO SAVE US ALL. 544 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,310 OH, WHAT ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT? 545 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:32,578 I CAN MAKE ANOTHER ONE. 546 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:34,513 HEY, MAYBE HE'LL SURPRISE US. 547 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,882 HE DOES GET THAT KIND OF RETARD STRENGTH WHEN HE'S ALL WORKED 548 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:37,549 UP. 549 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,117 [CRASH] >> OOF! 550 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,086 NO! 551 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,322 >> DR. VENTURE... 552 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:46,458 YOU'VE DECIDED TO ATTEND THE WEDDING AFTER ALL. 553 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:51,196 I'M AFRAID YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GIVE THE BRIDE AWAY HOWEVER 554 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,032 BECAUSE-- [SNICKERS] 555 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,335 WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED! 556 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,337 HA HA HA! 557 00:18:58,403 --> 00:18:59,471 >> OW! 558 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,372 WEAK. 559 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,206 HEY, POP. 560 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,274 HEY, BROCK. 561 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,575 YOU OK, HANK? 562 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,310 >> I CUT MY TONGUE ON MY MASK. 563 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:09,481 >> MAY I PRESENT TO YOU THE EIGHTH BARONESS OF UNDERLAND, 564 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:10,883 THE--UH, UM... 565 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,551 I JUST REALIZED I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME. 566 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:13,485 >> IT'S DEAN! 567 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:14,620 DEAN VENTURE! 568 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,688 AND STOP GETTING ALL BIG-HANDS ON ME. 569 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,156 >> DEAN? 570 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,591 NEIN, NEIN. 571 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,361 THIS IS NOT THE NAME FOR A BARONESS. 572 00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,630 >> THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S NOT A BARONESS. 573 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,732 HE'S NOT EVEN A WOMAN! 574 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:27,633 >> WHAT?! 575 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,201 >> [GASPS] >> OH, JIMINY. 576 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:29,868 >> HE'S RIGHT! 577 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,370 I'M NOT A WOMAN! 578 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:34,773 I'M A BOY SCIENCE ADVENTURER LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME. 579 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,342 >> OH, WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR THOSE. 580 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:40,712 >> IN THE NAME OF UNDERLAW, I DEMAND THAT YOU ARREST 581 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,915 BARON UNDERBHEIT. 582 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:43,949 >> CATCLOPS?! 583 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,350 SO, YOU SURVIVED?! 584 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,252 WAIT A MINUTE! 585 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:50,355 THE CAT HAIRS IN MY WATER! 586 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:51,757 OF COURSE! 587 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,893 >> SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IS ILLEGAL UNDER UNDERLAW, UNDERBHEIT. 588 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,594 >> WOW. 589 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:56,662 SAY THAT 5 TIMES FAST. 590 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,497 >> PRETTY SURE THAT KID'S UNDERAGE, TOO. 591 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,866 THOUGH I'M NOT SURE THAT'S ILLEGAL. 592 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:01,934 ANYWAY, IT'S OVER. 593 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,635 >> BETRAYER! 594 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,270 YOU WILL PAY! 595 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:08,040 RAAGH! 596 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:10,642 >> YEAH! 597 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,712 MESS WITH THE CAT, AND YOU GET THE CLOPS! 598 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:17,783 >> JA, AND MESS WITH THE GIRL, AND YOU GET THE HITLER! 599 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:20,919 [PANTING] >> MARRY ME. 600 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,825 >> WELCOME TO MICHIGAN, AGENT SAMPSON. 601 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:27,993 >> WHO'S THAT?! 602 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,062 THAT'S BROCK DAMN SAMPSON, THAT'S WHO THAT IT. 603 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,064 >> DEAN! 604 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,899 >> DR. VENTURE, WAIT! 605 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,634 WE WANTED TO THANK YOU. 606 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,503 THE UNDERGROUND HAS ALL DECIDED WE SHOULD GIVE YOU THIS. 607 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,239 IT IS THE HIGHEST HONOR UNDERLAND CAN BESTOW UPON AN 608 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,507 OUTLANDER. 609 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,408 >> AH. 610 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:44,676 THANKS. 611 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,011 BUT IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BUTTER ME UP FOR A RIDE-- 612 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:46,979 >> OH, NO, NO, NO. 613 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,281 DR. VENTURE, UNDERLAND IS FREE NOW. 614 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:52,851 WE'RE ALL GOING TO STAY UND FOUND A DEMOCRACY. 615 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,286 WE EVEN PICKED OUR PRESIDENT. 616 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,089 >> LISTEN, I'M FLATTERED-- >> GIRL HITLER! 617 00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:58,924 >> NO, REALLY, I'M... 618 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,392 I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, HONEY. 619 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:01,226 >> WOW! 620 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,394 A GIRL PRESIDENT? 621 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:03,428 HOW PROGRESSIVE. 622 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:04,596 >> AND A HITLER! 623 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,431 BOY, THINGS ARE REALLY LOOKING UP. 624 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:09,234 >> GO, TEAM VENTURE! 625 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,137 >> SO... 626 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,539 WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO UNDERBHEIT NOW? 627 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,742 >> WELL, WE REALLY WANT TO SOFTEN THE IMAGE OF UNDERLAND, 628 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,543 SO WE CAN'T EXECUTE HIM. 629 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:22,848 SO, MY FIRST OFFICIAL ACT AS PRESIDENT IS TO BANISH THE 630 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:23,782 PRICK! 631 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,183 >> YOU KNOW, I'M RIGHT HERE. 632 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,452 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT ME. 633 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,155 >> WE FOUND THESE WHEN WE RAIDED THE ROYAL VAULTS. 634 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,323 I THINK THEY'RE YOURS. 635 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,392 >> [GASPS] NO, YOU DI'N'T. 636 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,127 >> GOOD-BYE, VENTURES. 637 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:37,095 WALK WITH GOD. 638 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:39,164 >> COME BACK AND VISIT US SOMETIME! 639 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:42,634 YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME IN UNDERLAND! 640 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,270 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 641 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:47,539 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 642 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,741 --www.ncicap.org--] 643 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,766 [BELL RINGS] >> NOW, DON'T ANYBODY GET UP 644 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,636 OR ANYTHING. 645 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:18,804 >> UM... 646 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:20,038 UH, HI. 647 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:25,610 COULD I, UM, MAYBE CRASH HERE FOR A LITTLE BIT? 648 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,611 JUST GOT DIVORCED. 649 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,613 HA.