1 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:07,474 >> HELLO... 2 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:09,542 >> DR. ORPHEUS AND TEAM. 3 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:12,946 >> YOU HAVE BEEN APPROVED FOR YOUR VERY OWN GUILD-CERTIFIED 4 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:14,314 SUPERVILLAIN. 5 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:17,016 >> HERE AT THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT, YOUR NEMESIS 6 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:21,287 IS OUR BUSINESS, BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WORD ON IT, RIGHT, 7 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,222 SOVEREIGN? 8 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:23,490 >> THAT'S RIGHT, WARD. 9 00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:27,427 SINCE 1910, THE GUILD HAS BEEN PROVIDING FIRST-RATE 10 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:30,997 PROFESSIONAL MENACE TO ALL WHO QUALIFY. 11 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:32,966 >> WOW. 1910. 12 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:35,468 >> THAT'S A HISTORY YOU CAN TRUST. 13 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:39,506 >> THE GUILD IS THE RECOGNIZED LEADER IN ORGANIZED HAVOC. 14 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:41,708 JUST LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS. 15 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:45,278 >> WOW. THOSE ARE SOME IMPRESSIVE FIGURES, SOVEREIGN. 16 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:48,114 WHY WOULD A HERO LOOK ANYWHERE ELSE FOR A VILLAIN? 17 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,582 >> HOLD ON A MINUTE, WARD. 18 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:50,750 WHY DOESN'T... 19 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,585 >> DR. ORPHEUS AND TEAM... 20 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:55,054 >> JUST GET HIS OWN COSTUMED ENEMY? 21 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:57,690 >> OH, WATCH, WILL YOU EVER LEARN? 22 00:00:57,757 --> 00:01:01,694 I THINK THIS LITTLE FILM MAY HELP YOU UNDERSTAND. 23 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:16,042 >> [GOBBLE GOBBLE] >> EHH...UH! UH! 24 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:23,383 >> AAH! 25 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,785 >> PUMPKIN, WHO DELIVERED THIS? 26 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:28,922 >> SOME GUY IN A WINTER COAT AND TECHNO GOGGLES, ONLY HE HAD, 27 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:30,690 LIKE, PIPES COMING OUT OF THEM. 28 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,759 WHY, IS THE MOVIE BUSTED OR SOMETHING? 29 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,861 >> NO. IT'S JUST THAT-- >> IF IT'S "SPLASH," I PUT IT ON 30 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,095 YOUR NETFLIX LIST. 31 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:37,430 >> NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT THAT. 32 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:38,898 "SPLASH"? 33 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,767 >> I JUST WANTED TO SEE IT AGAIN. 34 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,635 >> WHY WOULD YOU WANT--HOLD ON. 35 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:44,904 >> YOUR SCHEDULED SCREENING WILL TAKE PLACE AT THE TIME 36 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:48,274 SPECIFIED, AND THANK YOU FOR SELECTING THE GUILD OF 37 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:51,911 CALAMITOUS INTENT AS THE INSTRUMENT OF YOUR DEMISE. 38 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,280 >> "TEAM"? "LAIR"? 39 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:59,252 I DON'T HAVE-- TODAY? TODAY?! 40 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:12,398 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 41 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,213 >> COOL BEANS. WHAT IS IT? 42 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,816 >> IT'S A WALKING EYE, HANK, AND THE GOVERNMENT LOVES THEM. 43 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,050 >> WHAT DOES IT DO? 44 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:31,951 >> I DON'T KNOW. 45 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:32,919 WALKING-EYE STUFF, WHATEVER. 46 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,087 THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE. 47 00:02:34,153 --> 00:02:35,355 ALL RIGHT. 48 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:36,623 IT COULD BE CONSIDERED A BRANCH OF ROCKET SCIENCE. 49 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:37,490 >> CAMERA IN THE EYE? 50 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:38,491 >> COMPLETELY. 51 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:39,959 >> SO, IT SHOOTS LASERS AND STUFF? 52 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:41,361 >> DADDY'S LITTLE MAN. 53 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:42,862 >> PROBABLY, LIKE, A BUCKET COMES DOWN FOR, LIKE, WATER OR 54 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:46,199 EVEN, LIKE, MONKEYS THAT COULD TOTALLY DRIVE IT. 55 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,167 >> THANK YOU, HANK. WAY TO GO. 56 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:50,470 >> I GUESS IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR STEALTH RECONNAISSANCE. 57 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,539 >> WELL, OF COURSE IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR RECONNAISSANCE 58 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:53,973 APPLICATIONS. 59 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,241 >> WELL, WHAT DOES IT DO? 60 00:02:55,308 --> 00:03:00,179 >> WALKING EYE. IT-- WELL, IT HAS A CAMERA, 61 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:04,017 IRIS-MOUNTED LASERS, MONKEYPROOF WELDING, AND SILENT STEALTH 62 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:06,352 DESIGN THAT MAKES IT PERFECT FOR RECONNAISSANCE APPLICATIONS. 63 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:07,420 >> YOU GOT THAT FROM US. 64 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:08,655 >> WALKING EYE, HANK. 65 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:10,023 THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. 66 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:11,991 I HAVE IT WRITTEN DOWN FROM YESTERDAY. 67 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:13,860 [ALARM SIREN] WHAT WAS THAT? 68 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:15,762 >> GOT A MASSIVE BREACH AT THE MAIN GATES. 69 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:16,763 >> WELL, OF COURSE. 70 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:18,264 THAT IS A WALKING EYE. 71 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,133 WELL, ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, OR DO YOU WANT TO 72 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,868 FINISH YOUR LITTLE GAME OF TETRIS FIRST? 73 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:22,936 >> DO SOMETHING? YEAH. 74 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,537 I'M OPENING THE SECONDARY GATES. 75 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:26,606 >> WHAT THE-- IT'S LIKE HELL ON EARTH OUT 76 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:27,473 THERE. 77 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,608 >> YO, CHECK IT. 78 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,610 THAT CAR IS TOTALLY SHAPED LIKE A DRAGON. 79 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:31,878 >> CHOPPERS! 80 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,246 >> GUILD WASPS. 81 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,514 I GOT TO GO DEAL WITH THIS. 82 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:37,951 THEY'RE LANDING IN MY HERB GARDEN. 83 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:40,753 >> TIME TO DIE, JEFFERSON TWILIGHT. 84 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:41,788 >> SORRY, MAN. 85 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:43,523 I JUST DROPPED OFF MY LAUNDRY TODAY. 86 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:44,591 MAYBE WE CAN DO THIS NEXT WEEK. 87 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:45,925 >> IT WON'T HURT A BIT. 88 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:48,828 I RECALL THE PROCESS AS BEING QUITE UNPLEASANT, BUT IT'S 89 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,797 GETTING HARD TO REMEMBER. 90 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:54,100 IT'S BEEN A WHILE--200 YEARS. 91 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:59,706 [HISS] >> DUDE, THIS IS GONNA-- 92 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:02,442 MAN, THIS IS GONNA WICKED, LIKE, REALLY HURT. 93 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:03,376 >> PLEASE DON'T! 94 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:04,677 >> NEED THEM FOR MY NECKLACE. 95 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,346 YOU WANT ME TO WAIT TILL AFTER I TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF? 96 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,114 >> AAH! 97 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,185 >> AAH! 98 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:15,321 >> TOLD YOU. 99 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,724 I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN, LIKE 16 YEARS. 100 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:20,026 YOU SUDDENLY SHOW UP AND RESCUE MY-- 101 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,227 WHAT GIVES? 102 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:22,729 YOU RESCUED MY SITUATION. 103 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:24,931 >> THAT WAS A COINCIDENCE, DEAR FRIEND. 104 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,834 I AM HERE TO EXTEND AN OFFER FROM THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS 105 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:28,735 INTENT. 106 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:30,036 >> GET OUT. APPROVAL? 107 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,704 A NAME-BRAND ARCHENEMY? 108 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,607 THAT TOOK LONG ENOUGH, BUT, WHOA, THIS IS SO-- 109 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:36,476 THAT IS, WHOA! 110 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:39,112 BUT, MAN, YOU HAD A KID, GOT MARRIED, AND GOT INTO THAT 111 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:41,347 "BALANCING GOOD AND EVIL" KIND OF CRAP. 112 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:42,749 >> MY WIFE LEFT ME. 113 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:45,351 MY DAUGHTER HAS A DRIVER'S LICENSE, AND KEEPING THE COSMOS 114 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:49,322 FROM CHAOS LACKS SO MUCH OF THE RAZZLE-DAZZLE, MY PEERS PERCEIVE 115 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:50,456 ME AS A LAYABOUT. 116 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:51,457 >> NO, MAN. 117 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:52,792 YOU HAVE A SECRET IDENTITY. 118 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:54,460 THAT'S CLASSIC COMIC STUFF. 119 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:58,031 YOU'RE LIKE CAPTAIN-- YOU'RE ALL AQUAMAN. 120 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:00,400 >> AQUAMAN DOESN'T HAVE A SECRET IDENTITY. 121 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,068 HE'S ALWAYS AQUAMAN. 122 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,403 >> OK. BAD EXAMPLE. 123 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,105 >> NOBODY BELIEVES THAT AQUAMAN IS A STAY-AT-HOME DAD. 124 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,141 EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT AQUAMAN DOES. 125 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:10,109 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT AQUAMAN DOES. 126 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:12,745 DOESN'T HE, LIKE, PROTECT SOME LAME, FAKE-ASS KINGDOM? 127 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,480 >> I THOUGHT HE FOUGHT BLACK MANTA. 128 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:15,782 OH, COME ON! 129 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,650 WHY WON'T HE JUST DIE? 130 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:22,055 >> YOU GOT TO REMOVE HIS HEAD, BUT I GET THE TEETH. 131 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:23,156 >> BOO! 132 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:25,024 >> OH! DUDE, I WAS ABOUT TO KILL YOU. 133 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:26,759 I HAVE DANGEROUS CATLIKE REFLEXES. 134 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:27,994 >> OH, YEAH. 135 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:30,129 YOU WERE TERRIFYING WHEN YOU CRAPPED YOUR PANTS. 136 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:31,130 HEY, WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? 137 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:33,332 >> THIS, MY FRIEND, IS OUR FUTURE. 138 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:34,600 CHECK IT OUT. 139 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,170 SECOND-CLASS ARCHING LICENSE AND REASSIGNMENT PASS. 140 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:40,373 >> YOUR 6 FEET AND 135 POUNDS? 141 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,474 >> NOBODY READS IT. 142 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:42,475 YOU JUST FLASH IT. 143 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:43,509 >> YOU'RE JOKING. 144 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,478 YOU WOULD SUCK AT ARCHING ON YOUR OWN. 145 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:46,846 >> THAT'S WHY I MADE YOU ONE. 146 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:50,349 YOU CAN'T SAY NO TILL I SHOW YOU THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE. 147 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:52,618 HERE'S A HINT--FLYING CHICK MAGNET. 148 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:56,055 >> OH, LET ME THINK ABOUT TH-- NO! I ALMOST DIE EVERY DAY DOING 149 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,156 THIS JOB. 150 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:58,958 >> OH, COME ON. YOU GOT TO. 151 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,928 YOU'RE TELLING ME WE CAN'T DO THIS BETTER THAN THE MONARCH? 152 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:04,263 >> YES! EXACTLY THAT. 153 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:07,800 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW RUTHLESS THE MONARCH IS? 154 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:11,204 >> I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR DESIRING ME. 155 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,339 THE MONARCH IS DELICIOUS. 156 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:14,674 NOW SAY IT. 157 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,142 >> I NEED MY KING BUTTERFLY. 158 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,043 >> DEEPER. 159 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,611 >> I NEED MY-- >> DEEPER. 160 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:20,313 >> I NEED-- >> NO. DEEPER. 161 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:21,147 >> BUTTERFLY. 162 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,248 >> DEEPER, WAY DEEPER. 163 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,182 >> BUTTERFLY. 164 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:24,117 >> DEEPER. 165 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:25,017 >> KING... 166 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:25,852 >> DEEPER. 167 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:26,652 >> BUTTERFLY. 168 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:27,520 >> IT'S DEEPER. 169 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,756 >> I NEED MY BUTTERFLY. 170 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:31,390 >> KING BUTTERFLY! 171 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:34,994 >> I NEED MY KING-- >> DEEPER, DEEPER THAN THAT, 172 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,896 WAY DEEPER. 173 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,966 >> MM-HMM. SO, YOU SHARE A LAIR WITH DR. ORPHEUS? 174 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:42,335 >> HARDLY. HE RENTS AN APARTMENT FROM ME. 175 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,937 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE ARE STANDING IN THE SAME CONFERENCE 176 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:47,373 ROOM THE TREATY OF TOLERANCE WAS SIGNED IN. 177 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,975 >> YES. SO COOL. 178 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:51,144 YOUR FATHER IS A LEGEND AT THE GUILD. 179 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,345 >> YEAH. LEGEND. 180 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,280 HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR STEALING MY FATHER'S LEG. 181 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,615 >> DON'T START ME. 182 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:58,451 THE REAL DR. VENTURE IS WHY I GOT INTO THIS BUSINESS. 183 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,887 >> HEY, JUST KEEP THE NUTS AWAY FROM MY LAB BECAUSE I HAVE SOME 184 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:03,890 PRETTY IMPRESSIVE THINGS GOING ON IN THERE. 185 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:06,325 >> [STIFLING LAUGHTER] >> NO. SHUT UP. 186 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:07,527 OH, YEAH. 187 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,162 WE'LL DO OUR BEST TO KEEP HIM AWAY FROM YOUR-- 188 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:10,196 >> OH, IMPRESSIVE. 189 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,564 >> YEAH. IMPRESSIVE STUFF. 190 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:12,698 >> YOU BETTER. 191 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,200 WHERE'S MR. MAGIC? 192 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,069 HOW COME THE PROM QUEEN ISN'T HERE TO CROWN HIS KING? 193 00:07:17,136 --> 00:07:18,905 >> HE'S ASTRAL-PROJECTING, I THINK... 194 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:19,772 >> SHOWOFF. 195 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:20,873 >> TO ASSEMBLE HIS TEAM. 196 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,375 >> A TEAM? 197 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:25,077 YOU MEAN, HE WAS APPROVED AS A TEAM? 198 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:27,613 WHAT A WUSS. HA HA! 199 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:31,184 >> AHEM. JEALOUS. AHEM. 200 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,554 >> THE ALCHEMIST, I PRESUME. 201 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:38,391 >> BYRON ORPHEUS, YOU OLD BAG OF SALT CRACKERS, HOW LONG HAS IT 202 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:39,425 BEEN? 203 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,427 >> TOO LONG, MY FRIEND. 204 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:42,595 >> LET ME IN. 205 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:46,599 I CAN'T ASTRAL-PROJECT BECAUSE I'M NOT MAGIC. 206 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,000 KNEW IT. 207 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,702 STILL ALL ON THAT STOOL AND LOOKING FOR THE PHILOSOPHER'S 208 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:50,736 STONE. 209 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:53,139 I SEE THAT, MM-HMM, RIGHT THERE. 210 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:56,843 >> THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE IS A METAPHOR FOR ENLIGHTENMENT, SO 211 00:07:56,909 --> 00:08:01,848 IN A WAY, YES, I AM SEARCHING FOR IT...IN THE CURE FOR AIDS. 212 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:05,184 >> NOBLE. NOW I FEEL A LITTLE STUPID FOR ASKING YOU THIS. 213 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,720 >> SO YOU'RE STILL, UM-- YOU KNOW. 214 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:08,888 >> NAH. I GREW OUT OF THAT. 215 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:11,824 YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST A PHASE, AND I-- 216 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:13,926 NO. OF COURSE I AM. HELLO? 217 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,394 >> HEY, JUST ASKING. 218 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:20,099 >> WE'RE THINKING OF REFORMING THE ORDER OF THE TRIAD. 219 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,402 I--WE HAVE BEEN APPROVED FOR AN ARCHVILLAIN. 220 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:24,503 >> GREAT. I'M IN. 221 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,539 >> BUT WHAT OF YOUR MOST IMPORTANT WORK? 222 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,140 >> I NEED THE PUBLICITY. 223 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:30,509 YOU KNOW, NOTHING GETS THE PEOPLE IN YOUR CORNER LIKE THAT 224 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:31,510 HERO CRAP. 225 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:32,478 >> SEE? 226 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:33,479 >> WHAT? I'M HERE, AREN'T I? 227 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,514 >> PLUS, I COULD USE THE EXERCISE. 228 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:38,517 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I'M GETTING A LITTLE PAUNCHY. 229 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:40,086 >> TELL ME ABOUT IT. 230 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:42,021 AT LEAST YOU HAVE A ROBE TO HIDE IT. 231 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:42,955 >> OH, COME ON. 232 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,257 SLACK IS SLIMMING. NO. NO. 233 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:47,126 I MEAN, BLACK CLOTHING IS SLIMMING. 234 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,295 >> YOU GENTLEMEN SHOULD SWITCH TO PINSTRIPES. 235 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,697 IT LEADS THE EYE DOWN. 236 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,232 >> HMM. 237 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:58,371 >> HANK, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR BROTHER ALONE. 238 00:08:58,437 --> 00:09:00,106 >> YOU TOLD US WE CAN'T LEAVE OUR ROOM. 239 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:01,107 >> WELL, GO SIT IN THE BATHROOM. 240 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,074 >> AND DO WHAT? 241 00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:03,509 >> WASH YOUR FACE OR SOMETHING. 242 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,011 YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR PIMPLES NOW, YOU'LL END UP LIKE 243 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:07,079 F. MURRAY ABRAHAM OR EDWARD JAMES OLMOS. 244 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:09,081 DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY MADE YOUR FACE OUT OF A 245 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:11,083 BEIGE ORANGE PEEL? 246 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,184 ALL RIGHT, DEAN. 247 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:15,488 I NEED TO TALK ABOUT A FEW THINGS WITH YOU. 248 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:16,322 >> HANK DID IT. 249 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,723 >> NOT THAT. 250 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,692 DR. ORPHEUS HAS ASKED ME TO WATCH HIS DAUGHTER, WHICH YOUR 251 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:22,795 FATHER CAN'T DO BECAUSE HE DOESN'T CARE TO, SO I WANT YOU 252 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,830 AND HANK TO ENTERTAIN HER TODAY. 253 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,934 >> TRIANA? SO YOU WANT US TO PUT ON A SHOW FOR HER? 254 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,769 SHOULD WE WRITE A SCRIPT, OR SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING SHE 255 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:30,636 KNOWS? 256 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:31,470 OH, MY GOODNESS. 257 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:32,538 OH, WE NEED COSTUMES! 258 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,473 >> I THOUGHT YOU WOULD REACT THIS WAY. 259 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:38,444 NOW SIT DOWN AND LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING THAT EVERY BOY YOUR 260 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,914 AGE HAS KNOWN FOR, LIKE, 5 YEARS. 261 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,522 AND THERE SHE IS. 262 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,691 YOU CAN SEE HER RIGHT THERE, JUST WRITHING ON THE HOOD OF THE 263 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:52,725 CAR. 264 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:54,493 WHAT WAS DAVID COVERDALE TO DO? 265 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,463 >> BREAK UP, UM, WHITE LION? 266 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,799 >> THAT'S WHITESNAKE, DEAN, AND YES. 267 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:02,902 BOTH BROCK AND I LAY THE BLAME SQUARELY ON TAWNY'S HOT, SILKY 268 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:03,936 SHOULDERS. 269 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,938 NOW, LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU. 270 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,006 >> ABOUT WHAT? 271 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:10,876 >> AHH. I'M SO GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK. 272 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,346 >> ARE THOSE WHAT I THINK THEY ARE? 273 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:15,481 >> ONLY IF YOU THINK THEY'RE JET PACKS BECAUSE THOSE ARE JET 274 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:16,349 PACKS. 275 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:17,316 >> WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE? 276 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:18,718 >> SPOILS OF WAR, MY FRIEND. 277 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,120 YEAH. SERGEANT HATRED'S, I THINK. 278 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:23,155 >> PLEASE TELL ME YOU FILED THEM WITH SUPPLIES. 279 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,458 >> OH, MY GOD, WHEN DID YOU BECOME SUCH A DAINTY LITTLE 280 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:26,959 FLOWER? 281 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,161 >> WHEN THE IDIOT I WORK WITH FORGED DOCUMENTS AND STOLE JET 282 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:30,262 PACKS. 283 00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:31,597 >> OK. LOOK. 284 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:32,999 YOU TELLING ME YOU DON'T WANT TO FLY INTO SOME CHICK'S 285 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:36,168 WINDOW ALL SUPER COOL WITH, LIKE, A 3-DAY BEARD AND A 286 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:37,803 [BEEP]ING JET PACK? 287 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,605 >> GRANTED, THAT IS KIND OF SWEET. 288 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:40,506 >> IT IS SO SWEET. 289 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,241 >> WE'LL NEED COSTUMES. 290 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,377 >> GOT THEM, AND THEY ARE SO LEATHER. 291 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,579 I'M GONNA BE TOTALLY FLYING INTO SOME HOT CHICK'S BEDROOM. 292 00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:49,749 >> OH, TOTALLY, AND SHE'D BE LIKE, DATING THE GOOD GUY, AND 293 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,818 I'LL COME IN, AND I'LL BE ALL, "I'LL SPARE HIS LIFE BUT ONLY 294 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:55,287 FOR YOU, SUGAR PANTS." 295 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:57,656 >> DUDE, AND THEN YOU WILL HAVE SEX. 296 00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,593 YOU WILL BE HAVING SEX. SEX! 297 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:03,062 >> OH, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT. 298 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,563 THE MONEY IS ON THE BED STAND. 299 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,665 YOU'LL FIND ITS AMOUNT MORE THAN GENEROUS. 300 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:08,034 >> THANKS, SUGAR. 301 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,502 THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME DIRECTIONS BACK TO LIBERTY STREET? 302 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:10,703 >> LISTEN AND LISTEN WELL. 303 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,606 THE ROAD BEFORE YOU IS BESET WITH MANY PERILS. 304 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:17,009 EVERY TURN YOU MAKE WILL BRING YOU CLOSER TO THE COLD, WAITING 305 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,911 HANDS OF SISTER FATE. 306 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,679 >> OR JUST THE CENTER OF TOWN? 307 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,181 DO YOU HAVE A PEN? 308 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:25,651 MAYBE I SHOULD-- >> BEAR ME, THESEUS, FOR I AM 309 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:28,654 THE MIGHTY MINOTAUR! 310 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:39,565 THIS COCOON HAS WITNESSED YOUR SINS, AND SHE SEEKS VENGEANCE. 311 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,201 THE COCOON WILL PUNISH THE WICKED. 312 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:45,337 THE COCOON WILL REWARD THE RIGHTEOUS. 313 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,907 YOU MUST ESCAPE FROM HER GRASP. 314 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:50,409 YOU MUST EARN YOUR FREEDOM. 315 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,912 >> DUDE, I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME. 316 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:54,380 AAH! 317 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,349 >> HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO LIVE? 318 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,924 >> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE UP FOR THE SAME ARCH. 319 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,259 I'M THE INTANGIBLE FANCY. 320 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,294 >> TORRID. 321 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,396 >> FIRE THEME. LUCKY DUCK. 322 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,466 LOTS OF COSTUME OPTIONS WITH A FIRE THEME. 323 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:16,302 GUYS LIKE ME, WE CAN'T EVEN WEAR COSTUMES. 324 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:17,770 >> UH, DO YOU HAVE... 325 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:22,308 >> GENITALS? NOT ANYMORE. 326 00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:24,877 >> WHY, ISN'T THAT DR. VENTURE'S LAB? 327 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,112 >> YES. I BELIEVE IT IS. 328 00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:27,613 >> SAVE MY PLACE IN THE QUEUE. 329 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:33,719 THERE'S SOMETHING I FEEL I MUST DO, SOMETHING TORRID. 330 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:38,691 >> WELL, WE'LL KEEP YOUR RESUME ON FILE, AND WE'LL GET BACK TO 331 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:39,825 YOU. 332 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:41,694 >> OH. OK. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. 333 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,062 >> WAIT. I HAVE A QUESTION. 334 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,697 WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD? 335 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:45,764 THAT LIKE A RUDDER? 336 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:46,966 >> YEAH. RIGHT. 337 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:48,567 WHAT, DO YOU STEER WITH YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING? 338 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:51,070 THAT'S JUST DUMB. 339 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:54,306 >> EW! COMES OUT LIKE EASY CHEESE. 340 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:58,477 GOT TO GET BACK ON THE BENZOYL-PEROXIDE TRAIN. 341 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,913 >> DON'T BOTHER TO KNOCK OR ANYTHING. 342 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:04,550 OH, BLOODY HELL. 343 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,485 >> WHOA! 344 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:09,922 [SNIFFS] OH, DEAN! 345 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,458 >> DUDE, YOU SAID YOU HAD LEATHER COSTUMES. 346 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,792 >> THE PADS ARE LEATHER... 347 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,194 LEATHERLIKE. 348 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,996 >> WHERE DID YOU GET THESE THINGS, AND WHY IS THERE A BALL 349 00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:18,397 ON MY HELMET? 350 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,566 >> YEAH. I WAS ON "FAMILY DOUBLE DARE," TOTALLY SWIPED IT. 351 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,601 >> YEAH. WELL, THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT ALL THE 352 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:23,569 STAINS. 353 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,703 >> OH, YEAH. THAT'S GAK. 354 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:25,905 YOU KNOW, PHYSICAL CHALLENGE? 355 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,473 ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS. READY? 356 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,974 >> THANK GOD. 357 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:32,711 A GUY CAN ONLY WEAR A JET PACK FOR SO LONG WITHOUT USING IT. 358 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,547 DUDE! MY SHOE IS ON FIRE! 359 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,949 I JUST LIT MY SHOES ON FIRE! 360 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,284 >> WAIT UP. 361 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,687 UH! UH! IT'S NOT WORKING. 362 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,790 HOLD ON. TIME. 363 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,026 >> YES. I ONLY HUNT BLACKULAS. 364 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,461 >> OH, SO YOU ONLY HUNT AFRICAN-AMERICAN VAMPIRES. 365 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,664 >> NO. SOMETIMES I HUNT BRITISH VAMPIRES. 366 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,766 THEY DON'T HAVE AFRICAN-AMERICANS IN ENGLAND... 367 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,367 >> OH, YEAH. YEAH. GOOD POINT. 368 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:56,936 >> SO I HUNT BLACKULAS. 369 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,071 >> I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE-- >> MAN, I SPECIALIZE IN HUNTING 370 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,206 BLACK VAMPIRES. 371 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:02,107 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PC NAME FOR THAT IS. 372 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,076 >> IS THAT A MASK? 373 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:07,046 >> OH, MY GOD, I WAS JUST GONNA ASK THAT. 374 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,882 ♪ HOOOO! ♪ >> OH, WHAT A FASCINATING 375 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,618 PURITAN YOU ARE, LADY WINDERMERE. 376 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,222 >> THE ADJECTIVE WAS UNNECESSARY, LORD DARLINGTON. 377 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,623 >> I COULDN'T HELP IT. 378 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,392 I CAN RESIST EVERYTHING EXCEPT TEMPTATION. 379 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:23,229 >> YOU HAVE THE MODERN AFFECTATION OF WEAKNESS. 380 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:26,599 >> IT'S ONLY AN AFFECTATION, LADY WIN--WINDER-- 381 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,667 WINDERMERE. 382 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:29,835 >> HANK, COME ON. 383 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,470 ENTER THE DUCHESS OF BERWICK. 384 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,106 >> I'M IN THE BATHROOM, AND YOU GOT TO GET IN HERE. 385 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:38,410 IT SMELLS LIKE GUNPOWDER THROW-UP POO-POO EGGS. 386 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:39,812 >> OH, THAT'S MY EXIT. 387 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,247 DEAN, YOU OWE ME ONE. 388 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,849 TRIANA, YOU FEEL LIKE PLAYING LORD WHATEVER-THE-HELL? 389 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,018 >> HUH? OH. NO, NOT REALLY. 390 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,286 >> BROCK, YOU CAN'T GO. 391 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,921 YOU'RE ALSO LADY AGATHA. 392 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:49,955 >> NO, DEAN. 393 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:52,725 FOR SERIOUS, COME SMELL THIS ALREADY. 394 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,093 >> OK, CURSE. 395 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,894 WAS IT CURSE OR CHRIS? 396 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,230 >> CURSE. WE CAN USE MAGIC, RIGHT? 397 00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,298 THAT'S KIND OF MY BAG. 398 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:00,065 >> OF COURSE. 399 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:00,899 >> ABSOLUTELY. 400 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:01,700 >> OH, YEAH, CURSE. 401 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:02,701 COME ON. BRING IT ON. 402 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:03,802 >> MAGIC IS A PLUS. 403 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,371 >> ON 3, WE GIVE HIM THE OLD ROCHAMBEAU. 404 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,972 >> ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS? 405 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,108 >> WHAT DOES A GENERAL FROM THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION HAVE TO DO 406 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:10,242 WITH THIS? 407 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,510 >> AMERICAN REVOLUTION? 408 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,013 "ROCHAMBEAU" SOUNDS FRENCH TO ME. 409 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,447 >> WELL, YES. 410 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,016 THE FRANCO-AMERICAN FORCES-- >> THEY FOUGHT WITH SPAGHETTIOs 411 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,417 AND MEATBALLS? 412 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,452 >> WHY WOULD A COMPANY CALLED FRANCO-AMERICAN MAKE ITALIAN 413 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:23,555 FOOD? 414 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,859 >> DIJNAM STOPEUS. 415 00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:30,562 >> O SPIRITUS SANCTI. 416 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:31,597 >> YEAH. 417 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,299 >> OW! OK, GENTLEMEN. 418 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,900 THAT RULED. 419 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,201 >> WAS THAT THE ROCHAMBEAU? 420 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,236 >> NO. 421 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,071 >> OH, IT REALLY SHOULD BE. 422 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:44,610 >> [PANTING] >> OH, BUT WHICH DOOR TO CHOOSE? 423 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,013 THAT ONE COULD HAVE FUN SURPRISES AND A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF 424 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,015 TURTLE WAX BEHIND IT... 425 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:52,918 OR THE POLAR BEAR FROM "LOST." 426 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,354 >> PROBABLY NOT THE BEST IDEA, DOC. 427 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,790 >> YOU SAID EVERYTHING IS RUNNING ITSELF OVER THERE. 428 00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,292 DON'T YOU REMEMBER TELLING ME THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY 429 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,527 WALKING EYE? 430 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:04,563 >> WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE. 431 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,597 >> NEEDS AIR. 432 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:06,699 >> OH, ALL RIGHT. 433 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:07,700 WATCH YOUR HEAD. 434 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:08,767 >> WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR OUTFIT? 435 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,235 DID YOU HAVE AN AWAY GAME TODAY? 436 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:14,506 >> HELPING DEAN PUT ON THE WORST VERSION OF "LADY WINDERMERE'S 437 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,709 FAN" TO IMPRESS TRIANA. 438 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,110 SAID IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 439 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,879 >> HARDLY. I WAS TRYING TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE 440 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:21,947 BEES. 441 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,949 >> YEAH. HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU? 442 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,218 >> HE STAGED "LADY WINDERMERE'S FAN." 443 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:27,686 >> YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR. 444 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,988 IT SMELLS LIKE YOU POUNDED GARBAGE INTO YOUR BUTT. 445 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,056 >> KNOCK IT OFF. 446 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,692 WE HAVE A MYSTERY IN OUR BATHROOM. 447 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,829 QUERY--CAN FLAMES COME OUT OF A TOILET? 448 00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:39,398 >> HANK, IF YOU DID THIS-- >> I DIDN'T. 449 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,333 DUDE, IF I DID THIS, I WOULD TELL YOU. 450 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,302 I WOULD BE, LIKE, ALMOST PROUD OF THIS. 451 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,804 >> YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN IN THERE FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR. 452 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,639 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TH--OH! 453 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,842 HANK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 454 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,444 >> RIGHT. IT SMELLS LIKE A BIBLE STORY IN HERE. 455 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,613 >> DID MY GRANDPA TEACH YOU TO CRAP? 456 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,081 >> WE SHOULD GET BROCK. 457 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,417 >> D'OH, EVERY TIME THERE'S A SUPER COOL MYSTERY TO SOLVE, YOU 458 00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,752 GO GET A GROWNUP. 459 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,153 LAME. 460 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,421 >> THANK YOU, BROCK. 461 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:05,657 THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH THE WALKING EYE. 462 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,560 OH, LOOK AT THIS WALKING EYE. 463 00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,129 IT'S FILTHY. 464 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:14,933 OH, GUESS I SHOULD WASH OFF MY WALKING EYE. 465 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,871 >> OH. 466 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:22,074 >> OHH... 467 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,842 AHH... 468 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,144 >> OHH. 469 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,579 >> OOH, OOH. 470 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,548 >> WELL, JUST RETRACE YOUR STEPS. 471 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,618 >> YEAH. RETRACE YOUR-- MAN, SHE IS GOOD. 472 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:35,487 >> I WAS STANDING OUT HERE, AND I THINK SOMEBODY WAS ON THE 473 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,955 TOILET. 474 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,558 THEN I OPENED THE DOOR. 475 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,759 >> HEY! 476 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,394 >> DUDE, I KILLED YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 477 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,195 >> SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND? 478 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:44,129 >> PROBABLY... 479 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,030 BEFORE I KILLER HER. 480 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,565 >> AWW! 481 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,300 >> WHY IS HE DOING THIS? 482 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:53,305 >> "DOWN -- STILL UNCEASINGLY -- STILL INEVITABLY DOWN! 483 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:57,843 STILL I QUIVERED IN EVERY NERVE TO THINK HOW SLIGHT A SINKING OF 484 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,947 THE MACHINERY WOULD PRECIPITATE THE KEEN, GLISTENING AXE UPON MY 485 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,349 BOSOM." 486 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,152 >> MM, I COULD CHASE THAT AROUND. 487 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,086 OH, YEAH. 488 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,355 >> TEAM OF 3, IMPRESSIVE RESUME. 489 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,891 YOU SEEM PERFECT, BUT I CAN'T STOP THINKING THAT I KNOW YOU, 490 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:16,028 MISS-- >> AU PARE. IT'S LADY AU PARE... 491 00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:16,962 >> OH, MY. GRACIOUS. 492 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,430 >> WOW. FEMININE. 493 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,833 >> AND THESE ARE MY MURDEROUS MOPPETS, AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 494 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,000 >> THAT'S A VOICE. 495 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,902 DO YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES, OR DO YOU EAT THEM? 496 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,504 >> OH, FORGET IT. ALL RIGHT. 497 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,139 I'M--GOOD-BYE. 498 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,408 ANYBODY WANT A MOPPET? 499 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,609 >> WE HAVE TO GET DR. O. 500 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:31,643 >> YEAH. GOOD PLAN. 501 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:32,911 "OH, HEY, 'SUP, DR. O.? 502 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,714 SO, YEAH, WE, UH, ACCIDENTALLY KILLED TRIANA." 503 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,882 COME ON, DEAN. 504 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,116 WE HAVE TO DO THIS. 505 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,618 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 506 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:40,853 LIST OUR CLUES AGAIN. 507 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:43,589 >> ONE--GOTH CHICK CATCHES FIRE AND DISAPPEARS. 508 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,558 TWO--NO SMOLDERING BODY BEATING, "KILL ME. KILL ME," 509 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,927 IN MORSE CODE WITH WHAT IS LEFT OF HER HEAD. 510 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,395 >> STOP IT. 511 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,632 >> 3--THE SMELL OF A DUMPSTER FULL OF BURNING DIAPERS, AND 4-- 512 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:54,733 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 513 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,336 RUN THE SHOWER AND ONLY THE HOT. 514 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,408 JUST AS I THOUGHT. 515 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,776 >> YOU'RE A GENIUS. 516 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,044 IT'S TRIANA'S HANDWRITING. 517 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:07,145 >> HOW CAN YOU TELL? 518 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,747 >> SHE DOTTED HER "I" WITH A BIG CIRCLE. 519 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,215 THAT'S A TOTAL CHICK MOVE. 520 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:13,752 IT SAYS, "I'M IN THE TORRID ZONE. 521 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,621 TELL MY FEATHER." 522 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:18,357 WE HAVE TO FIND HER FEATHER. 523 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,192 >> GIVE IT UP ALREADY. 524 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,426 YOU COULD TAKE A BUS. 525 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:25,163 >> DUDE, JET BOY AND JET GIRL DO NOT TAKE BUSES. 526 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:28,367 >> LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT JET BOY AND JET GIRL. 527 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,936 I DON'T CARE IF I GET TO BE JET BOY. 528 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,237 THOSE NAMES SUCK. 529 00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,839 >> BUT IT'S A FRENCH SONG, STREET CRED WITH THE INDIE 530 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:34,840 CROWD. 531 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,275 THE DAMNED TO A COVER OF IT. 532 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,110 >> THEN WE SHOULD BE THE DAMNED. 533 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,078 THAT IS A WAY COOLER NAME. 534 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,681 >> YOU MAY SIT DOWN, IF YOU WOULD BE MORE COMFORT-- 535 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,049 >> I SHALL STAND. 536 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,184 SITTING IS FOR THE WEAK AND FEEBLE. 537 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:47,419 >> I LIKE THIS GUY. 538 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,289 HE'S ALL FULL OF-- >> WHAT? I FEEL LIKE STANDING. 539 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,256 >> FULL OF BEANS... 540 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,324 >> I HAPPEN TO HAVE BACK PAIN. 541 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,159 >> AND ANTS, FIRE ANTS. 542 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:58,830 >> AHEM. SO, WHAT KIND OF MENACE DO YOU THINK YOU COULD OFFER THE 543 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,165 ORDER OF THE TRIAD? 544 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,667 >> I KIDNAPPED YOUR DAUGHTER. 545 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:02,634 >> WOW. 546 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,236 >> BALLS, BRASS BALLS. 547 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,639 >> YOU KIDNAPPED MY PUMPKIN! 548 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,941 >> WE HAVE A WINNER. 549 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:11,710 >> THE GUY IS NOT EVEN A BLACKULA. 550 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,613 >> RIGHT. THAT EYE IS CRAWLING WITH VILLAINS. 551 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,650 YEAH. THEY GIVE UP ON ORPHEUS AND HIS LITTLE KAFFEEKLATSCH. 552 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,987 OH, THEY KNOW A REAL ARCHRIVAL WHEN THEY SEE ONE. 553 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,021 YOU WANT A SANDWICH? 554 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,456 >> NO. I ATE ALREADY. 555 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:27,659 YOU, UH, WANT ME TO RESCUE IT OR SOMETHING, PULL THEM OFF IT? 556 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,795 >> WHATEVER. THERE'S GUILD SECURITY OUT THERE SHOOTING FOAM 557 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,263 AT THEM. 558 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,165 YOU KNOW, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, THE STUPID THING HARDLY WORKED, 559 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:36,234 ANYWAY, BUT WHEN WORD OF THIS GETS OUT, BUSINESS WILL PICK 560 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:37,669 RIGHT UP. 561 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,905 >> WELL, I'M GONNA GO OUT THERE AND GET SOME OF THAT ACTION. 562 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,039 >> DON'T YOU WANT TO CHANGE? 563 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,107 >> NO WAY. 564 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,142 I LOVE WEARING A TUX WHEN I KILL GUYS. 565 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:47,679 MAKES YOU KIND OF FEEL LIKE JAMES BOND. 566 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,048 >> SO, WHO'S THE LUCKY WINNER? 567 00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:53,418 >> A FETID LITTLE FIREBRAND NAMED TORRID. 568 00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,487 >> YEAH. THE SON OF A BITCH KIDNAPPED HIS DAUGHTER TO THE 569 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,555 TORRID ZONE. 570 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:59,391 >> OOH, TORRID ZONE--SO BUTCH. 571 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,659 >> I SOLVED THAT MYSTERY. 572 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,060 >> YES, YOU DID. 573 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:05,697 YOU SEE, THE TORRID ZONE IS MERELY THE AREA BETWEEN THE 574 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,767 TROPIC OF CANCER AND THE TROPIC OF CAPRICORN. 575 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:13,472 I OWN AN ISLAND THERE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF. 576 00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:17,142 >> SO, TRIANA IS SAFE ON ORPHEUS ISLAND SUNNING HERSELF IN A 577 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,612 BIKINI AND OILING HER SKI... 578 00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:23,382 HER SKIN DOWN IN HER BIKINI. 579 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,284 >> DUDE, WHAT THE-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE? 580 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,187 OK. TIME TO GET OFF MY SHOULDERS. 581 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:33,825 >> I JUST WANT TO COMMEND YOU ON ACCEPTING HANK FOR WHO HE REALLY 582 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:34,960 IS. 583 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:39,231 >> LET'S SHOW MR. VENTURE OUR THING. 584 00:21:39,297 --> 00:21:42,601 >> THE ORDER OF THE TRIAD, GO! 585 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,202 >> GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN. 586 00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:47,939 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 587 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:51,043 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 588 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,944 --www.ncicap.org--] 589 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:14,232 >> WE CAN STILL DO THIS, JET BOY. 590 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:19,604 >> I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE I HATE YOU. 591 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,408 YOU COMING, JET GIRL? 592 00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:26,812 >> NO! NO! NOT AGAIN! 593 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:29,881 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WHORE STOLE MY STANZA. 594 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:32,084 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WHORE MADE IT THROUGH THE LAKE OF 595 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:35,153 ACID.