1 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:05,038 >> [GRUNTING] 2 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:09,376 >> HOW YOU DOING, TEXAS? 3 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:10,577 STAYING FROSTY? 4 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:12,112 BETTER GET YOUR GAME FACE ON 5 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:13,179 'CAUSE THAT'S THE VENTURE 6 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:14,547 COMPOUND OVER THERE. 7 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:15,849 YEAH, WE LOST A LOT OF GOOD MEN 8 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:17,117 TRYING TO TAKE THAT HILL. 9 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:18,251 >> 21, WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR 10 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:20,120 BREATH ON THE NEW MEAT?! 11 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,254 9 OUT OF 10 DON'T EVEN LAST 12 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:22,155 A MONTH! 13 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:24,357 >> ATTENTION, MY COILED MINIONS! 14 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:25,358 >> OH, BATTLE SPEECH. 15 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:26,359 SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM. 16 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:27,994 >> COIL, MY BRIGHT AND BE-WINGED 17 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:28,928 ARMY! 18 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:31,197 COIL AND PREPARE TO STRIKE LIKE 19 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:33,800 THE DEADLY SKY-FLOWERS YOU ARE! 20 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:34,501 >> OH, THIS MAKING ME FEEL A 21 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:35,335 LITTLE GAY. 22 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:37,537 >> YOU, SIR, ARE A BIG GAY. 23 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:38,405 >> ...AWAITS THE ENEMIES OF THE 24 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:40,006 MON--WHAT?! 25 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:41,841 OK, SO I'M GETTING THE 26 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:43,143 WRAP-IT-UP SIGNAL. 27 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,411 ME, THE MONARCH. 28 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:45,245 YES, ALL RIGHT! 29 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:46,279 FINE! 30 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:47,814 RELEASE THE CLOUD OF 31 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,383 DECEPTION-SLASH-DIVERSION! 32 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:51,418 >> HERE WE GO! 33 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:52,519 >> ON YOUR FEET, TEXAS! 34 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:53,853 GO, GO, GO! 35 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,922 >> FLY, MY SPANGLY VENGEANCE! 36 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,458 FLY TO VICTORY! 37 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:00,860 >> [GRUNTING] 38 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:03,062 [YELLING] 39 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:05,265 > BROCK SAMPSON! 40 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,069 >> EEEP! 41 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:12,505 [GRUNTING] 42 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,508 [HEART POUNDING] 43 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,677 [GASPING] 44 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:36,529 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 45 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:38,698 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 46 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,539 >> MORE POWER! 47 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,908 I MUST HAVE MORE POWER! 48 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:51,110 [ELECTRICITY BUZZING] 49 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:51,945 LOOK, BROCK. 50 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:53,146 HIS FINGERS... 51 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:54,013 THEY'RE TWITCHING. 52 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,014 >> YEAH, WELL, A STIFF WILL DO 53 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:56,783 THAT YOU SHOVE A GIGAVOLT UP ITS 54 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:57,550 ASS. 55 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:58,985 >> NO, HE'S ALIVE! 56 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,820 ALIVE I TELL YOU. 57 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:01,521 >> OH. 58 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:02,689 SURE, DOC. 59 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:03,590 >> [GROANING] 60 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:04,524 >> HOLY [BLEEP]. 61 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:05,525 >> UH-HUH! 62 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:06,192 TOLD YA. 63 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,560 THIS IS IT, BROCK, 64 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,495 THE BIG ONE. 65 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:10,964 THE HOLY GRAIL OF SUPER-SCIENCE! 66 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:12,198 >> HUH?! 67 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,833 [GROWLING] 68 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,268 >> [GASPS] 69 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,170 BROCK, CLICHE! 70 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:18,004 >> HEY! 71 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,340 >> [GRUNTING] 72 00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:23,877 >> WELL, GREAT. 73 00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:25,345 JUST GREAT. 74 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:27,347 NOW YOU BROKE HIS WHOLE HEAD. 75 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:29,048 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 76 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:30,750 HEY, THERE, BRIGHT EYES. 77 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,118 FEELING BETTER? 78 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:33,686 SO, NO HARD FEELINGS. 79 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:34,420 HA HA. 80 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,221 I'LL CHALK YOUR LITTLE 81 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:36,256 STRANGLE-TANTRUM UP TO THE 82 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:37,490 SURPRISE RESURRECTION 83 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:39,225 AND THE ADRENALINE ENEMA... 84 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:40,660 AND YOUR BASIC CRIMINAL NATURE. 85 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:42,228 >> HEY, POP, WHY IS THE TOP OF 86 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:43,263 THAT GUY'S HEAD BLACK? 87 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,197 >> NOT BLACK, HANK, 88 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:45,565 AFRICAN AMERICAN. 89 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:46,566 THE TOP OF THAT GUY'S HEAD IS 90 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:47,767 AFRICAN AMERICAN. 91 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:48,768 >> [GRUNTS] 92 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:49,836 >> DAD, WHY IS THE TOP OF THIS 93 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,905 GUY'S HEAD AFRICAN AMERICAN? 94 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:52,805 >> BECAUSE BROCK CAVED IN HIS 95 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:54,007 ORIGINAL CRANIUM, AND I HAD TO 96 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:55,174 USE WHATEVER FIT. 97 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:56,643 >> SO, BROCK KILLED HIM? 98 00:02:56,709 --> 00:02:57,443 >> AND... 99 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,177 AND YOU BROUGHT HIM BACK TO 100 00:02:58,244 --> 00:02:58,912 LIFE? 101 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:00,113 >> THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS. 102 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:01,447 YOUR FATHER'S BEATING DEATH 103 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,382 AT HER OWN GAME. 104 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:04,083 >> FATHER! 105 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:06,152 >> OH, HA HA, NO! 106 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,654 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 107 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:08,688 >> FATHER. 108 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:09,989 >> OH, NO. 109 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:10,924 DON'T THINK OF ME AS YOUR 110 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:11,591 FATHER. 111 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:12,659 PLEASE! 112 00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:13,660 HA HA HA. 113 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:14,727 I GET ENOUGH OF THAT NOISE FROM 114 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,729 THESE TWO. 115 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:21,534 >> DARN. 116 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:23,269 OUT OF GAS. 117 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:25,004 HEY, GANG, DIG THIS! 118 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:26,406 LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF SECRET 119 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:28,241 ABANDONED MILITARY BASE. 120 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,009 >> PATRIARCHAL WHITE PIG 121 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,177 SQUARE'S NEST. 122 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:32,378 >> FAR OUT, VAL. 123 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:33,780 BUT SOMETHING'S FISHY IN THE 124 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:35,048 STATE OF DENMARK. 125 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:37,684 I CAN FEEL A MYSTERY COMING ON. 126 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:38,651 >> TED... 127 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,587 YOU SAID I COULD SEE MY PARENTS. 128 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:42,255 >> THIS WAS ON THE WAY, PATTY. 129 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,189 >> WE'VE BEEN DRIVING TO MY 130 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,224 PARENTS' HOUSE FOR 10 YEARS. 131 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,125 YOU PROMISED. 132 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:47,060 >> PATTY... 133 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:48,628 BEING OUT OF YOUR BOX ISN'T A 134 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,997 RIGHT, IT'S A PRIVILEGE. 135 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,966 BABY, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO BACK 136 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:54,734 IN YOUR BOX, DO YOU? 137 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:57,170 >> NO. 138 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,441 >> SONNY, GROOVY, WAKE UP! 139 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:03,643 MYSTERY TIME. 140 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,345 >> PLEASE, GROOV, JUST SAY 141 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,879 SOMETHING TO THEM. 142 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:08,915 SAY A "HI" OR ANYTHING... 143 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,184 JUST SO THEY'LL BELIEVE ME. 144 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,019 >> NOT HERE TO TALK TO THEM. 145 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,621 YOU ARE THE HAND CHOSEN BY THE 146 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:15,355 MASTER. 147 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,155 >> NO! 148 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:17,123 OH! 149 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,825 >> YOURS IS WHEEL OF BLOOD. 150 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:20,760 YOURS IS THE SWORD OF MICHAEL. 151 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:21,761 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 152 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:22,629 >> HEY, SONNY?! 153 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:23,963 >> SHUT UP! 154 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,865 SHUT UP, [BLEEP] DAMN IT! 155 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,167 I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK. 156 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:29,168 >> COME ON, SUNNY. 157 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:30,003 MYSTERY. 158 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:31,771 >> [BLEEP] YOUR MYSTERY, MAN. 159 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,272 I--I'M SICK. 160 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:34,941 >> SONNY? 161 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,576 BET YOU'LL COME OUT FOR SOME 162 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,778 GROOVY TREATS. 163 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:42,382 [FLY BUZZING] 164 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:43,282 >> WHY DO WE HAVE TO EAT 165 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,118 BREAKFAST WITH YOUR DEAD GUY? 166 00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:45,985 >> VERNTURESTEIN HAS BEEN 167 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:46,919 THROUGH A LOT, DEAN. 168 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:48,254 >> VERNTURESTEIN! 169 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:48,955 >> YOU LIKE THAT? 170 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:49,789 >> SURE DO, POP. 171 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:50,823 >> GOOD BOY, HANK. 172 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:51,691 DEAN? 173 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:52,558 RIGHT NOW, HANK IS BETTER THAN 174 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,860 YOU. 175 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:55,361 ANYWHOO, THE NEXT PHASE OF MY 176 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:56,763 WORK WILL BE TO SOCIALIZE 177 00:04:56,829 --> 00:04:58,064 VERNTURESTEIN... 178 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,265 TO HELP HIM MAKE THE TRANSITION 179 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:00,633 FROM DEAD GUY TO CONTRIBUTING 180 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,168 MEMBER OF SOCIETY. 181 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,137 WHO SAYS DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T CARRY 182 00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:05,271 THEIR OWN WEIGHT. 183 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:06,539 AND MAYBE SOME OF YOUR STUFF 184 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:07,507 WHILE THEY'RE AT IT. 185 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:08,374 >> DUDE! 186 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,309 FLY WALKING ON YOUR EYE! 187 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,444 [BUZZ] 188 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,646 >> [GRUNTS] 189 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,583 >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, TED. 190 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,851 >> PATTY, IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US 191 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:20,253 TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY, HE 192 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:21,587 WOULDN'T HAVE HAD US RUN OUT OF 193 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:22,555 GAS HERE. 194 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,023 >> BUT WHAT'S THE MYSTERY? 195 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:25,558 >> HEY, YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT OUT 196 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,826 OF GAS, MAN. 197 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,928 WE GOT A 5-GALLON CAN IN THE 198 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:29,696 BACK OF THE-- 199 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:30,530 DAMN IT! 200 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:31,464 OW! 201 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:32,832 >> WHY DO YOU HATE GOD SO MUCH? 202 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,667 >> I DON'T HATE GOD, MAN. 203 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:35,668 >> WELL, GOD THINKS YOU HATE 204 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:36,569 HIM. 205 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:37,570 AND THAT'S JUST AS BAD AS HATING 206 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:38,538 HIM. 207 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:39,872 SO, HOW ABOUT YOU AND GROOVY GO 208 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:41,574 START LOOKING FOR SOME CLUES. 209 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:42,775 >> CLUES TO WHAT?! 210 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:43,943 WHAT IS YOUR TRIP?! 211 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,178 >> CLUES TO WHY I DON'T CHAIN 212 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:46,446 YOU TO THE BACK OF MY VAN AND 213 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,747 ROAD-HAUL YOU TILL YOU'RE 214 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,315 NOTHING BUT A PELVIS WEARING A 215 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:51,417 BELT. 216 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:53,052 >> GUY IS PISSING ON YOUR LAWN, 217 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,854 MAN. 218 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,889 >> [GROANING SOFTLY] 219 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:03,696 >> WHAT?! 220 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,331 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! 221 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,533 >> [GROWLS] 222 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,601 >> WHY DOES HE GOTTA CRY LIKE 223 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:09,602 THAT? 224 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:10,737 >> I THINK YOU SCARE HIM. 225 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:12,305 >> I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FROZE HIS 226 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,574 CORPSE OR NUKED HIM BACK FROM 227 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,309 THE GREAT BEYOND TO BE A 228 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,911 HALF-DEAD SHORT-BUS SEAT-WARMER. 229 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:20,012 >> BUT YOU DID KILL HIM. 230 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:21,080 AND THEN WHEN I UNKILLED HIM, 231 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:22,248 YOU KIND OF DID IT AGAIN. 232 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,182 >> YOU HIT HIM SO HARD HE'S GOT 233 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:24,217 AN AFRO NOW. 234 00:06:24,283 --> 00:06:25,084 >> YEAH! 235 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:26,786 YOU'RE LIKE--LIKE FIRE TO HIS 236 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:27,720 FRANKENSTEIN. 237 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:28,421 >> VERNTURESTEIN. 238 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:29,288 >> RIGHT! 239 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:30,389 AND VERNTURESTEIN IS ALL LIKE, 240 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:31,190 LIKE... 241 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:31,958 "AAGH! 242 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:33,726 BROCK BAD!" 243 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:34,827 >> AAH! 244 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,929 BRA BA! 245 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:38,030 >> AAGH! 246 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:39,132 >> RAAGH! 247 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:40,633 >> AW, MR. VENTURE, 248 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,400 I CAUGHT YOU. 249 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:42,268 >> YAY. 250 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,703 >> AS PER OUR LANDLORD-TENANT 251 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,605 AGREEMENT, I COME TO INFORM YOU 252 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:47,273 OF A SMALL GATHERING I WILL HOST 253 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,008 FROM SAY 5:00 IN THE 254 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,410 POST-MERIDIAN UNTIL QUESTION 255 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:52,078 MARK. 256 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:52,812 >> WHATEVER. 257 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:53,646 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 258 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:54,580 >> ANY AND ALL WHO HUNGER TO 259 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,449 KNOW THE SECRETS OF SELF WHICH 260 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:58,551 STUD LIKE INTERNAL SUNS IN THE 261 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,153 INKY LATTICE-WORK OF OUR VERY 262 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:02,221 MINDS MAY JOIN US IN OUR 263 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,423 PURGATIVE JOURNEY OF... 264 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:05,892 IS THAT MAN DEAD? 265 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:06,859 >> UH... 266 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,027 NO. 267 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,996 >> ONCE AGAIN, MR. VENTURE, 268 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:12,165 YOU CUT DECENCY TO THE QUICK 269 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:13,533 AND LEAVE HER TO DIE IN 270 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:14,934 PROSTITUTE ALLEY! 271 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,136 >> PROSTITOO! 272 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:18,304 >> PROSTITUTE. 273 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,472 >> PROSTITOO! 274 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,240 >> PROSTITUTE. 275 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:22,675 >> BROCK, YOU'RE A MAN OF NO 276 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,243 SMALL CHARACTER. 277 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:25,645 WHAT SAY YOU ON THIS? 278 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:26,913 >> NOT REALLY MY DEPARTMENT. 279 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:28,414 >> AW, BUT WE TWO SOULS HAVE 280 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,082 SHARED A CHEESE SANDWICH MORE 281 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:32,018 THAN TWICE, AND THE STITCHED 282 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:33,653 TOGETHER QUILT OF YOUR STONY 283 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:35,955 SILENCES FORMS A TAPESTRY OF 284 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,790 QUIET DESPERATION. 285 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:38,925 >> NO, IT DOESN'T. 286 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:41,060 >> YOU ARE TRULY A GRIM REAPER, 287 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,395 MY FRIEND. 288 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:44,030 BUT WHEN YOU NEED TO TALK, 289 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:46,499 I WILL BE THERE. 290 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:49,502 >> ALL... 291 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,671 RIGHT THEN. 292 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:53,973 >> BROCK BAD. 293 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:54,807 >> OH, HA HA! 294 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:55,942 GOOD! 295 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:57,443 SUFFIXED CONSONANTS! 296 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:58,611 GOOD! 297 00:07:58,678 --> 00:07:59,445 >> HA HA! 298 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:00,346 HA HA! 299 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,047 HA HA! 300 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:02,849 BROCK BAD! 301 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:04,483 >> AARGH! 302 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:05,284 >> AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH 303 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:06,152 MEN, PATTY. 304 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,620 THE Y-GENE IS JUST AN INCOMPLETE 305 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,689 X-CHROMOSOME, DIG? 306 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:11,490 A MAN IS AN INCOMPLETE FEMALE. 307 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:12,825 JUST A WALKING ABORTION. 308 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:13,759 >> GOSH. 309 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,361 I HOPE LETS ME TAKE A SHOWER 310 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:16,128 SOON. 311 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:17,163 >> ZIP IT, GANG. 312 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,832 SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN. 313 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,635 >> OH, MY GOD! 314 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,237 >> [GRUNTS] 315 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:27,206 WHO IS HECTOR MOLINA, 316 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:29,008 AND WHY DO THEY KEEP SENDING ME 317 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,676 HIS JUNK MAIL?! 318 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:31,777 >> HEADS UP, KIDS. 319 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:34,180 THINK WE MAY HAVE STUMBLED ONTO 320 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,883 A DRACULA FACTORY. 321 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:37,783 >> WHERE THE HECK DID THEY PUT 322 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:38,818 AFRICAN AMERICA? 323 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:39,886 >> I DON'T KNOW, HANK, 324 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:41,020 BUT IT'S NOT ON ANY OF MY 325 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,054 CHARTS. 326 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:43,022 I KNOW... 327 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:44,223 TO THE LEARNING BEDS. 328 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:45,424 >> DUDE, I AM NOT GETTING IN 329 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:46,559 THAT THING WITH STINKY OLD 330 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:47,860 VERNTURESTEIN. 331 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:49,362 WHAT'S HE DOING IN THERE ANYWAY? 332 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:50,496 >> DAD SAID HE NEEDS TO 333 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:51,797 SOCIALIZE HIM. 334 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,467 >> STAND BY FOR PART 7-B OF 335 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,135 VOLUME ONE. 336 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,603 TAKE THIS TIME TO REFLECT... 337 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,304 >> HEY. 338 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,205 WHO'S DOWN IN THE OLD 339 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,806 MANUFACTURING WING? 340 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,108 >> I'LL GET THE FLASHLIGHT! 341 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:02,942 >> I'LL GET THE ASTRONAUT 342 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,077 ICE CREAM! 343 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:08,047 >> [GROWLS IN WONDERMENT] 344 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:14,754 >> HI! 345 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,689 I'M EVERYDAY JOE! 346 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:18,691 I SPEAK FOR YOU BECAUSE... 347 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,327 WELL, HECK, I AM YOU! 348 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,763 AND SOMETIMES I CATCH BOTH OF US 349 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,532 WONDERING, "HEY, WHAT'S GOOD 350 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,467 ABOUT CHILD LABOR?!" 351 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,669 >> [GRUNTS HAPPILY] 352 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,137 >> OH, YES, GENERAL MANHOWERS. 353 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:32,204 MY VERNTURESTEINS COULD BE 354 00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:33,306 EASILY ADAPTED TO GROUND 355 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:34,573 WARFARE. 356 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,108 I SUPPOSE THEIR CHEST CAVITIES 357 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:37,576 COULD HOLD QUITE A LOT OF C4, 358 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:38,978 CERTAINLY. 359 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:39,812 THAT MANY? 360 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,113 NO, OF COURSE! 361 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,448 [STAMMERS] 362 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:43,716 NO, THAT'S WONDERFUL, GENERAL, 363 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:44,884 WONDERFUL! 364 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,319 OH. 365 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:47,320 GOOD. 366 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:48,921 EVERYTHING'S GOING MY WAY... 367 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,156 FINALLY. 368 00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:50,957 CROSS THAT OFF THE OLD 369 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:51,991 TO DO LIST. 370 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,993 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 371 00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:57,530 >> [GRUNTS] 372 00:09:57,596 --> 00:10:00,099 AW, COME ON! 373 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:07,640 COME ON. 374 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:08,774 [GRUNTS] 375 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,977 [MUSIC STOPS] 376 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:18,617 >> LOOK, GRANDPA! 377 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:21,821 I MADE A SHOE ALL BY MYSELF! 378 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,222 >> HA HA HA! 379 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,857 LITTLE JORGE KNOWS THE 380 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,159 SATISFACTION OF A JOB WELL DONE, 381 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,828 AND SO CAN YOU! 382 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:31,464 JUST WATCH AND LISTEN CAREFULLY, 383 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,432 AND SOON YOU'LL BE READY FOR A 384 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:36,302 CAREER IN BONDED SERVITUDE! 385 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,803 SEE YOU IN A JIFFY! 386 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,638 >> VIVA LOS ZAPATOS! 387 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:41,273 >> [GROANS] 388 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,142 PROSTITOO! 389 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,678 [GROWLING] 390 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,114 PROSTITOO! 391 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:52,885 >> BROCK! 392 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,387 >> [SIGHS] 393 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:57,390 THINK I MIGHT BE A TAPESTRY OF 394 00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:59,058 QUIET DESPERATION. 395 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,460 >> EXCELLENT! 396 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,399 [GONG] 397 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:07,466 >> EVERYONE! 398 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,568 THE SACRED DEATH VINE CEREMONY 399 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:10,770 IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 400 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,071 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE OUR 401 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:15,908 GUIDE--DON RIO IMPOSSEEBLAY IS A 402 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,077 BANCO--ONE OF THE AMAZON'S MOST 403 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,713 LEARNED SHAMAN. 404 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:21,580 OH! 405 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,215 I CAN FEEL IT, FRIENDS! 406 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,717 TONIGHT WILL BE A NIGHT OF GREAT 407 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:27,686 HEALING AND HUMAN ONENESS. 408 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:28,754 >> I'M NOT SURE THIS IS MY 409 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:29,755 SCENE. 410 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:32,091 >> [GROANING] 411 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,262 >> CORRECTION! 412 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:39,865 DRACULA-FRANKENSTEIN FACTORY! 413 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:41,834 >> THE FEW REMAINING MEN WILL 414 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,636 EXIST AS STUDS BREEDING IN THE 415 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,770 COW PASTURE. 416 00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:45,938 OR THEY COULD GO OFF TO THE 417 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,473 NEAREST SUICIDE CENTER WHERE 418 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,674 THEY'LL BE QUIETLY GASSED TO 419 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:49,575 DEATH. 420 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,677 >> COME ON, GUYS! 421 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:54,113 >> VAL, DON'T. 422 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:57,216 >> PRAY TELL, BROCK SAMPSON, 423 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,584 YOU OLD SO AND SO. 424 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,453 WHAT BURDEN DOES YOUR SOUL CARRY 425 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,021 TO OUR SACRED CIRCLE? 426 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,189 >> UH, I DON'T KNOW. 427 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,957 JUST NOT ON MY GAME TODAY. 428 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,093 SOMETHING'S NOT... 429 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:08,060 RIGHT. 430 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:11,163 >> [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 431 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,531 >> UH, YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 432 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:13,632 PAST. 433 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,367 WE MUST BE CHILDREN OF THE 434 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:16,235 FUTURE. 435 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:17,036 [BEEPING] 436 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,037 >> HANG ON A SEC. 437 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:18,904 WHAT? 438 00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:19,839 >> BROCK, I NEED DEAD PEOPLE-- 439 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,474 LOTS AND LOTS OF DEAD PEOPLE. 440 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,374 >> UH-HUH. 441 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:23,542 >> NOW, I'VE ALREADY GOT 12 WITH 442 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:24,510 THE HENCHMEN YOU KILLED-- 443 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,044 NOT COUNTING THE BLACK GUY WITH 444 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,011 HALF A HEAD. 445 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:26,912 BUT WE NEED LIKE 100-SOMETHING. 446 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,447 WE NEED LIKE A FULL GROSS OF 447 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,248 DEAD PEOPLE. 448 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,282 >> RIGHT, AND UH... 449 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:31,617 WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET ALL THESE 450 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,651 DEAD PEOPLE? 451 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:33,819 >> WELL, I THOUGHT SEEING AS HOW 452 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:35,654 YOU'RE, YOU KNOW, YOU AND ALL, 453 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:36,689 I THOUGHT... 454 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,857 MAYBE... 455 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:38,858 YOU COULD GO OUT AND... 456 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:39,692 >> NO. 457 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:40,493 >> MAKE SOME-- 458 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:41,293 >> NO. 459 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,128 >> DEAD PEOPLE. 460 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:42,928 >> NO. 461 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:43,829 >> WELL, FINE! 462 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:44,697 THANKS A LOT FOR NOT HELPING! 463 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:45,598 >> ANYTHING ELSE? 464 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:46,499 >> HELP ME GET DEAD PEOPLE! 465 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:47,867 [BEEP] 466 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:51,370 >> HA HA HA HA HA HA. 467 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,806 >> SOUP'S ON, EVERYONE! 468 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,407 >> PAINTED LIPS. 469 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,877 SCHOOLGIRL OUTFITS. 470 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,346 AND THE PRETTY HAIR, SONNY. 471 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:02,148 THE HAIR NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED, 472 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,249 SONNY! 473 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:04,416 >> WOULD YA GIVE IT A REST, 474 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:05,217 GROOV? 475 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,785 >> START DOING THE MASTER'S 476 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:07,786 BIDDING! 477 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:09,755 YOU'RE ALREADY FILTHY WITH WRATH 478 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:10,990 AND SIN! 479 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:11,757 >> HALT! 480 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:14,026 >> WHO GOES THERE?! 481 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,996 >> OH, [BLEEP], GOD, WOW! 482 00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:18,564 >> A HIPPIE! 483 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,565 >> WE BETTER FOLLOW HIM! 484 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,167 >> AND HOW! 485 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,801 >> UH... 486 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:23,869 WHAT IS THIS? 487 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,604 >> LIQUID EXTRACT OF THE DEATH 488 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:28,474 VINE--YOUR PORTAL TO ANOTHER 489 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,142 WORLD OF CONSCIOUSNESS. 490 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,510 >> THIS SOME KIND OF JONESTOWN 491 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:32,411 DEAL? 492 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,046 >> LET NOT THE DIXIE CUP MISLEAD 493 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:34,914 YOU! 494 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,248 THE DEATH VINE WILL ALLOW YOU TO 495 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,383 SHED YOUR EGO. 496 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,385 ONLY THEN CAN THE REPAIR OF YOUR 497 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,521 SPIRITUAL WHOLE COMMENCE. 498 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,523 >> OH, WHAT THE HELL. 499 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,559 >> SONNY, GROOVY-- 500 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:47,793 THERE YOU ARE! 501 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,094 >> TED! 502 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,229 I'M LOSING IT, MAN! 503 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,397 >> NO GROOVY TREAT UNTIL YOU 504 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,265 FIND A CLUE, DIRT BAG. 505 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,467 >> I JUST SAW THOSE KIDS! 506 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,036 >> WHAT KIDS, SONNY? 507 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:58,904 >> THE SQUARES FROM BACK IN BAJA 508 00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,273 WHEN I WAS ALL FREAKED! 509 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,541 DON'T YOU REMEMBER?! 510 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,311 LIKE, TWO YEARS AGO! 511 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,812 ME AND GROOVY HAD JUST RUN INTO 512 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:07,880 SOMETHING. 513 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,248 GROOV SAID IT WAS A MONITOR 514 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,684 LIZARD, BUT I WASN'T SO SURE. 515 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:12,685 AND THEN... 516 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:15,387 ALL OF A SUDDEN! 517 00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:16,555 >> AAGH! 518 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,190 >> AAGH! 519 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,025 >> [SNARLING] 520 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,528 >> [SCREAMING] 521 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,265 >> AAGH! 522 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,299 >> SONNY! 523 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,634 WHAT HAPPENED?! 524 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,003 >> THEY FREAKED ME, MAN. 525 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:31,870 OW! 526 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:32,738 >> YOU THINK I NEED THIS KIND OF 527 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:33,505 HEAT?! 528 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:34,306 DO YOU?! 529 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,040 >> I'M SORRY! 530 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:35,941 >> DO YOU?! 531 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:36,875 >> [SNARLING] 532 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:37,876 >> SONNY, I SWEAR TO THE LORD 533 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:39,311 GOD MY SAVIOR I WILL KILL THE 534 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,946 LIVING [BLEEP] OUT OF THAT DOG! 535 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,081 SHUT THAT DOG UP! 536 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:42,915 >> [BARKING] 537 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:43,716 >> NO. 538 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:44,583 NO, NO. 539 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,151 IT'S OK, GROOVY. 540 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:46,952 I GOT TO LEARN... 541 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:47,853 >> YEAH. 542 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:48,988 THAT'S RIGHT. 543 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:49,955 LEARN WHAT? 544 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:50,823 >> OW! 545 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:51,690 GOT TO LEARN TO... 546 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:52,791 RESPECT... 547 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:56,161 AND NOT TO HARSH TED'S MELLOW. 548 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:56,962 >> BOYS?! 549 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,163 BOYS?! 550 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,498 BROCK GOT THE X-1 STARTED. 551 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,933 LET'S GO! 552 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,801 DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE, 553 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:03,802 BOYS! 554 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,437 THESE ARE MY DRESS-UP SHOES. 555 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,373 >> DON'T YOU SEE, TED? 556 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,442 THEY HAVE TO BE G-G-GHOSTS 557 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:14,580 'CAUSE I K-K-KILLED THEM! 558 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:17,716 >> YEAH. 559 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,918 HE WAS JUST THIS GUY. 560 00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:22,321 A GUY IN A BUTTERFLY SUIT 561 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:25,124 WHO GOT IN OVER HIS HEAD. 562 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,092 AND I COULD SEE IT IN HIS EYES 563 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,028 THAT IF I LET HIM GET AWAY THIS 564 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,597 ONE TIME, HE'D NEVER COME BACK. 565 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,865 BUT... 566 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,734 THAN I ALSO THOUGHT, YOU KNOW... 567 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,069 KILL HIM. 568 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,871 >> EEEP! 569 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:41,940 [GASPING] 570 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,809 >> WHAT KIND OF WAY IS THAT TO-- 571 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,210 >> [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 572 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,314 >> ONE TIME, I'M ON THE AMAZON 573 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:51,583 IN MY CANOE, AND I SEE SWIM THE 574 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,019 DOLPHIN... 575 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:56,355 THE BEAUTIFUL DOLPHIN. 576 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,524 SO, I SLIP OUT OF MY CANOE AND I 577 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:01,894 GRAB HER, THIS FISH. 578 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,564 AND THEN I [BLEEP] IT--THE FISH! 579 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,799 >> HELL'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH 580 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:07,966 ANYTHING?! 581 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,568 >> [YELLS] 582 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,337 >> HOT DOLPHIN! 583 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,471 >> YOU'RE AN IDIOT! 584 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:13,872 >> DON RIO IS A TRANSCENDENT 585 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:15,808 MULTIDIMENSIONAL GENIUS, BROCK. 586 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,309 HIS EVERY WORD AN ONION OF 587 00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:19,745 INFINITE LEAF, HIS EVERY PEARL-- 588 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,181 [RETCHES] 589 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:24,083 >> [RETCHES] 590 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,084 >> OH, YES. 591 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,052 THIS IS COMING ON... 592 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,721 >> 30,000 FEET. 593 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,456 CRUISING ALTITUDE. 594 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,491 >> OH, GOD! 595 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,360 FEEL LIKE I GOT A STOMACH FULL 596 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,261 OF DRUNK BEES. 597 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,896 >> [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 598 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,064 >> BROCK SAMPSON, 599 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,899 THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO FIND THE 600 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,968 WAY OF PEACE... 601 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,503 OF POSITIVE RAINBOW 602 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,739 ENERGIZATION... 603 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,307 AND KARMIC REPAIR. 604 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:49,775 >> DRIED UP LITTLE KEEBLER! 605 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,111 YOU POISONED ME! 606 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,812 >> VERNTURESTEIN?! 607 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,347 CHANGE OF CURRICULUM. 608 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:58,884 YOU'RE GOING TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 609 00:16:58,951 --> 00:16:59,952 HA. 610 00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:01,887 PROBLEMO. 611 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,689 >> HEY. 612 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,057 YOU KNOW WHAT? 613 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,226 I THINK I... 614 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,361 I FEEL A LITTLE BAD ABOUT 615 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:10,929 KILLING THAT GUY. 616 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,332 >> YES, MY FRIEND. 617 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,368 A SPLENDID FIRST STEP IND-- 618 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,937 [RETCHES] 619 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,241 >> OH. 620 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:25,310 [PSYCHEDELIC GUITAR PLAYING] 621 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,312 >> [CHITTERING] 622 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,920 >> ALL RIGHT! 623 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,055 YEAH! 624 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,357 >> JUST COOL OUT, SONNY. 625 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,224 LOOK. 626 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,426 VAL FOUND SOME TOOLS AND CRAP 627 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:41,593 THAT I THINK WE CAN SELL. 628 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:42,394 >> FOR MONEY? 629 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,095 >> HEY! 630 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:43,829 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 631 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:44,696 >> YEAH! 632 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:45,564 THAT'S OUR DAD'S STUFF! 633 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:46,665 >> GET--GET OFF OUR PROPERTY! 634 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,533 >> SONNY! 635 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,201 YOU WERE RIGHT! 636 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,136 >> AND THIS DOG [BLEEP] TALKS, 637 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,104 MAN! 638 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,405 >> THINK THESE GUYS HAVE A SCREW 639 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:54,339 LOOSE, HANKER. 640 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,007 >> COPY THAT. 641 00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:55,774 >> NO, NO! 642 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:56,742 SONNY KILLED YOU. 643 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,709 >> I'M TELLING YOU. 644 00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:00,345 LIKE, THEY'RE GHOSTS, MAN! 645 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,414 >> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 646 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,383 >> SUPER RUN-AWAY! 647 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,852 >> YOU SEE, BROCK SAMPSON, 648 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,520 WE'RE ALL ONE. 649 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,889 WE ALL SHARE THE SAME NEED FOR 650 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:14,059 SHELTER, WARMTH, FULFILLMENT. 651 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,895 THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS LIES NOT 652 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:21,033 IN CONQUEST, BUT IN EMPATHY. 653 00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,235 [SQUEALS] 654 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,405 >> WHOA! 655 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,073 BETTER DOLPHIN! 656 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,208 >> SAMPSON! 657 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,175 >> HUNTER?! 658 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:30,976 >> WHAT IS ALL THIS NAMBI-PAMBI 659 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,444 FEEL BAD ABOUT GOOD WET-WORK 660 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,645 MOOSE CRAP?! 661 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:34,880 YOU'RE BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL, 662 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:35,881 SUPERMAN! 663 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,216 YOU WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT. 664 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,717 >> WHAT ABOUT UH... 665 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,320 HUMANITY AND EMPATHY 666 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,654 AND ALL THAT GARBAGE? 667 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:43,789 >> WHO CARES? 668 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,557 YOU'RE GOING TO SPECIAL OPS 669 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,425 HEAVEN. 670 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:47,125 >> REALLY? 671 00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:47,926 >> REALLY! 672 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,094 AND IT'S [BLEEP]-DAMN GREAT! 673 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,496 A G-MAN VALHALLA! 674 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:51,663 THERE'S TRIM AND GUNS 675 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:52,598 EVERYWHERE. 676 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:54,099 WE EAT STEAK-FLAVORED CLOUDS AND 677 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,200 POOP SECRETS! 678 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,069 >> BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN DEAD! 679 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,136 YOU'RE A WOMAN. 680 00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,271 >> AND YOU'RE A TOOL, BOY. 681 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,305 A TOOL... 682 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,340 BUILT FOR A SINGLE PURPOSE BY 683 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:02,841 THE UNITED STATES OF SHUT YOUR 684 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:03,909 THIRD [BLEEP]-DAMN EYE FOR A 685 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,810 [BLEEP] REASON! 686 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:05,777 YOU CAN'T A HAMMER TO LOVE 687 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,012 NAILS, SON. 688 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,249 THAT DOG DON'T HUNT! 689 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:16,555 >> DON'T HUNT! 690 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,925 >> [RETCHES] 691 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:23,295 >> DON'T HUNT! 692 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,198 >> [PANTING] 693 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,499 I DIDN'T THINK HIPPIES HAD GUNS! 694 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:28,634 >> THEY'RE PROBABLY, LIKE, 695 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,836 PIRATE HIPPIES! 696 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:31,670 >> FIND IT, GROOV. 697 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:32,738 FIND IT! 698 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,473 >> [SNIFFING] 699 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,675 [GROWLING] 700 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,677 [SNARLING] 701 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:39,945 >> GHOSTS DON'T RUN AWAY FROM 702 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:40,879 BULLETS. 703 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,147 SO, WHAT ARE YOU? 704 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,181 >> TED! 705 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,484 LIKE, LOOK! 706 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,223 >> DEAN?! 707 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,491 DEAN?! 708 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,626 WHAT--WHAT IS THIS?! 709 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,528 >> OH, HANK. 710 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,030 >> YOU'RE NOT GHOSTS. 711 00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:58,730 YOU'RE THE [BLEEP] 712 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,165 BOYS FROM BRAZIL. 713 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,667 >> [GROWLING] 714 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,602 >> FRANKENSTEIN! 715 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:04,770 >> [SCREAMING] 716 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,038 >> I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY MOM! 717 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,773 >> PROSTITOO! 718 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,908 [GROWLS] 719 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,910 >> [SCREAMING] 720 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,683 >> AAGH! 721 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,085 >> [YELPING] 722 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,186 >> NO! 723 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,321 ANOTHER ONE! 724 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,388 >> DON'T HUNT! 725 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:24,723 >> NOT SO FAST, LOS-- 726 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,224 DON'T SHOOT ME! 727 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,259 OH, GOD! 728 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,193 OH, GOD! 729 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,561 >> MINE IS THE SWORD OF MICHAEL! 730 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,495 AAGH! 731 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,532 >> AAGH! 732 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,867 >> I'M SO COLD, MAN. 733 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,803 I'M SO [BLEEP] COLD. 734 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,938 >> OH, NO. 735 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,375 >> [GROANS] 736 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,876 >> WELL, VERNTURESTEIN, 737 00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,645 I'D SAY THAT RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPE 738 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,013 I PUT IN YOUR SPINE IS WORTH ITS 739 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,247 WEIGHT IN RADIOACTIVITY. 740 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:50,048 >> DOC?! 741 00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:50,882 >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! 742 00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:52,651 >> IT'S BAD, DOC, REAL BAD. 743 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,586 THE BOYS SAW THEIR OWN CLONES. 744 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,254 THINK THEY'RE IN SOME KIND OF 745 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:59,958 SAW-YOUR-OWN-CLONE COMA. 746 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,226 >> BOYS! 747 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:01,893 GET UP! 748 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,161 >> YES, SIR! 749 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:03,962 >> I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF 750 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:04,663 YOURSELVES. 751 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,298 YOU'VE UM... 752 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,500 YOU'VE RUINED THE SURPRISE. 753 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:09,568 >> THE WHAT?! 754 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:10,602 >> THIS WAS GOING TO BE 755 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,504 YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 756 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:13,338 >> HUH? 757 00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:14,706 >> A WHOLE BIG ARMY OF YOUS 758 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,208 READY TO THINK YOU'RE THE 759 00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:18,577 COOLEST, AND DO YOUR CHORES... 760 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,445 MAYBE ELIMINATE TARGETS IN 761 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:21,880 HIGH-RISK COMBAT ZONES. 762 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:22,714 >> WOW! 763 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:23,849 >> BUT NOW YOU'VE RUINED THE 764 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,384 SURPRISE... 765 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,318 SO I'LL HAVE TO THINK OF 766 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,819 SOMETHING EVEN BETTER. 767 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:28,920 >> EVEN BETTER?! 768 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:29,788 >> HA HA. 769 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:30,822 NOW, GET UPSTAIRS, YOU LITTLE 770 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,391 INDIANS, AND WASH OFF ALL THAT 771 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,792 CHICANERY. 772 00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:36,361 MACARONI AND CHEESE TONIGHT! 773 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,697 >> DAD, YOU'RE THE BEST DAD 774 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:39,531 EVER. 775 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,700 >> YES, I AM. 776 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,771 TWO, PLUS... 777 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,773 WELL, IT'S A START. 778 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,208 HEH. 779 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,843 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 780 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,578 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 781 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:54,980 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 782 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,548 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 783 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,051 --www.ncicap.org--] 784 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,237 >> PROSTITOOS! 785 00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:21,073 >> YOU GOT IT, V-STEIN. 786 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,207 THAT'S THE GAME PLAN. 787 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,241 >> SHOE! 788 00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:24,242 >> OH, NO, MAN, NO. 789 00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:25,711 THEY'RE NOT GONNA GIVE IT UP FOR 790 00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,946 A SHOE YOU MADE OUT OF A DOG. 791 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:28,847 >> SHOE. 792 00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:29,715 >> HEY, FORGET IT, V. 793 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:30,449 IT'S MY TREAT. 794 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:33,218 >> BROCK GOOD! 795 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,587 >> [YELLING GIBBERISH]