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Dr. Venture: [ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, I GOT 50 SMACKERS FOR

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EACH AND EVERY MAN WILLING TO
WORK AN HONEST DAY AT MY

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COMPOUND.

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WHO'S UP FOR IT?

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I'M TAKING ROCKET ENGINEERS,
RADAR-TRACKING OPERATIONS

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MANAGERS, SUPERFUSION FUEL-ROD
INSERTION SPECIALISTS WITH

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VENTURILIUM-HANDLING
EXPERIENCE, AND I'M GONNA NEED

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ONE OR TWO GUYS WHO CAN DO
PHASED-PLASMA SPECTRUM ANALYSIS.

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ANY TAKERS?

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ANYBODY?

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NO?

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[ SIGHS ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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Brock: GEEZ.
THEY NEVER LEARN.

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Hank: AND THEY GET LAMER
EVERY WEEK.

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Brock: YEAH, LOOKS LIKE
MANOSAURUS.

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BETTER GO CHECK IF HE'S GOT ANY
HENCHMEN STUCK FURTHER DOWN.

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Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, ENOUGH ABOUT HOW GREAT

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YOU'RE DOING!

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IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.

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WHAT I'M REALLY CALLING ABOUT IS
JUST TO, UH, GIVE YOU A

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HEADS-UP.

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I'VE GOT A MEETING THIS MORNING
WITH A CERTAIN 4-STAR GENERAL

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TO DISCUSS A CERTAIN HOT
BUSINESS DEAL WITH A CERTAIN ME.

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YOU GOT A MEETING WITH
MANHOWERS, HUH?

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THAT'S GREAT, RUST.

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Dr. Venture: YES, IT IS.

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TELL HIM I SAY HI, AND THOSE
CHOPPERS HE ORDERED WILL BE

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READY A WEEK AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.

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Dr. Venture: SO, ANYWAY,
NEXT TIME YOU DO A PHOTO SHOOT

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FOR ONE OF THE SCIENCE RAGS, GET
READY TO MOVE OVER, BECAUSE I'M

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LIFTING MY SELF-IMPOSED MEDIA
BLACKOUT.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, YOU SAW THE

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<i>SUPER-SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN
PIECE, DID YOU?</i>

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THAT MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE
GALS IN MY P.R. DEPARTMENT.

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[ BEEPING ]
HUP. HANG ON A SEC.

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Dr. Venture: YOU HAVE A
PUERTO RICAN DEPARTMENT?

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HELLO? WHAT? RUSTY?

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Dr. Venture: STILL HERE.

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NEW PHONES. HELLO?

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HELLO, DR. VENTURE?

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Dr. Venture: STILL ME.

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HADJI.

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GIVE ME GOOD NEWS, BUDDY.

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I WISH THAT I COULD,
DR. VENTURE, BUT THIS IS NOT SO!

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Dr. Venture: HELLO.

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I CAN HEAR YOU.

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WE HAVE HAD SOME PROBLEMS
ON THE LINE.

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COME ON, RAJ, ARE YOU
SNOWBALLING ME?

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YOU PROMISED YOU'D PUT ON EXTRA
SHIFTS TO MAKE THE STREET DATE.

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A THOUSAND PARDONS,
DR. VENTURE!

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WE ARE TRYING TO WORK FOR YOU!

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GET OFF! GET OFF!

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BUT I I HAVE JONNY STAYING
WITH ME, AND HE IS IN A BAD, BAD

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WAY!

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Dean: CAR!

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Brock: HE'S EARLY.

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BOYS, INSIDE.

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DOC! DOC! CODE GREEN!

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THE EAGLE HAS LANDED!

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WHAT AM I TO DO?!

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[ WAILING ]
MY WIFE WILL LEAVE ME IF I

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BRING HIM TO THE HOUSE AGAIN,
BUT HE IS LIKE MY BROTHER TO ME!

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BROTHER!

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HOLD ON, RAJ, I FORGOT.

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I GOT RUSTY ON THE OTHER LINE.

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RUSTY?!

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HAS HE ASKED YOU FOR MONEY YET?

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
HOLD ON, HADJI.

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RUST, YOU STILL THERE?

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CRAP, DID HE HEAR US?!

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Dr. Venture: PLACES,
EVERYONE.

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PLACES!

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TURN ON THE JUICE!

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[ COUGHING ]
[ Southern accent ] UH,

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DR. VENTURE, PLEASE.

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I GOT AN APPOINTMENT.

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Triana: AND YOU ARE?

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GENERAL H.I. MANHOWERS,
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES.

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Dr. Venture: [ Whispering ]
OKAY, NOW.

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YES, YES, OF COURSE.

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$10 MILLION WILL BE FINE.

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AND ANYTIME THE
EUROPEAN SPACE AGENCY NEEDS

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MORE, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US.

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Dr. Orpheus:<i> GRAZIE,
<i>SIGNORE VENTURA.</i>

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<i>CIAO.</i>

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Dr. Venture:<i> GUTEN TAG.</i>

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OH, HELLO, YOU MUST BE
GENERAL MANHOWERS?

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Dr. Orpheus: [ CHUCKLES ]
OH.

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Dr. Venture: WELL, SHALL I
GIVE YOU THE GRAND TOUR?

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BUT WAIT.

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WHY WALK WHEN YOU CAN RIDE IN
STYLE?

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MOVING WALKWAY.

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HMM.

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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
Dr. Venture: HOLD ALL MY

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CALLS!

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Triana: VENTURE INDUSTRIES?

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[ SCOFFS ]
DEAN, THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND THAT
HARD.

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Dean: [ Nasal voice ] THEY
CAN'T?

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[ Normal voice ] OH, OKAY.

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[ GASPS ] I'M ON.

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MORNING, DAD.

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Dr. Venture: HELLO, SON!

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SAY, IS THAT WHERE MY
TOP-SECRET, EXPERIMENTAL

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HOVER BOOTS HAVE GOTTEN TO?

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Dean: SORRY, POP.

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I COULDN'T RESIST.

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THEY'VE GOT 1,001 USES AROUND
THE HOME, AT WORK, OR IN COMBAT

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SITUATIONS.

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Dr. Venture: [ CHUCKLES ]
BOYS WILL BE BOYS.

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HMM.

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Dr. Orpheus: MORNING,
DR. VENTURE.

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Hank: "HEY, POP!"
"HEY,<i> POP!"</i>

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<i>"HEY, POP."</i>

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Dr. Orpheus: [ PANTING ]
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S NEXT?

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Brock: "FUTURE MAN."

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COSTUME'S ON THE RACK, WIG'S
OVER HERE, MAKEUP'S IN THE

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BOTTOM TRAY.

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Dr. Orpheus: LINE?

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LINE!

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Brock: [ Monotone ] "DR.

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VENTURE, COME QUICKLY, THE
FUTURE IS IN PERIL."

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Triana: "SHE SWOONS.

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DR. VENTURE CATCHES HER, AND
THEY KISS PASSIONATELY."

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UGH. WHO WRITES THIS CRAP?

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JEEPERS CREEPERS!

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WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?

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Dr. Venture: OH, YOU LIKE
THAT?

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IT'S JUST A LITTLE STEALTH
BOMBER I'VE BEEN NOODLING AROUND

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WITH IN MY SPARE TIME.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

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WHAT SAY WE GET DOWN THERE FOR A
LITTLE LOOKY-LOO?

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Dr. Venture: OH, UH, WELL,
IT'S NOT, UH, FINISHED YET.

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MAYBE NEXT VISIT.

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THOUGH I GOT TO WONDER WHY
YOU'D PUT A BIG LOGO ON A

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STEALTH PLANE.

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Dr. Venture: UM, SO WE CAN
FIND IT, OF COURSE.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
AND NOW FOR THE COUP DE GRACE --

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THE MOST HIGHLY RESTRICTED AREA
OF THE VENTURE COMPOUND --

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OUR ROCKET RESEARCH OBSERVATION
COMMAND CENTER, OR RROCC!

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[ GASPS ]
UH, JUST -- JUST A SEC.

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UH, UH...

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UH, I...

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[ CHUCKLES ]
LOOKS LIKE IT'S SEEN

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BETTER -- SAY, WHERE IS
EVERYONE?

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Dr. Venture: YEAH, I GAVE
THE STAFF THE DAY OFF.

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THE WEEK.

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JEWISH HOLIDAYS.

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[ EXPLOSION ]
WHAT THE...

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Dr. Venture: NOT NOW, NOT
NOW, NOT NOW.

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VENTURE!

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FACE ME, DR. VENTURE!

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FACE ME...IF YOU DARE!

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Brock: UH, I'LL TAKE CARE OF
THIS.

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HEY. HEY!

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UH, THIS KIND OF THING HAPPEN
A LOT 'ROUND HERE?

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Dr. Venture: UM, MY ARCHENEMY
QUIT, SO LATELY I'VE GOT EVERY

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TOM, DICK, AND SKELETOR OUT TO
MAKE A NAME FOR HIMSELF KNOCKING

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<i>ON MY DOOR.</i>

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WHO'S THAT OTHER FELLA
TALKING TO HIM?

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Dr. Venture: OH, HE'S ANOTHER
VALUED CUSTOMER OF MINE.

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AAH! AAH!

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Dr. Venture: UH, DIPLOMAT.

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HELL OF A LOT OF BRAND
LOYALTY FROM THE BIG INDIAN.

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SORRY! PLEASE!

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Brock: COME HERE, YOU
LITTLE FUCKER

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AAH! AAH!

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Brock: COME HERE!

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HYAH! HYAH!

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[ ROARS ]
AAH!

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Dr. Venture: SINCE EVERYTHING
SEEMS TO BE UNDER CONTROL OUT

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HERE, WHAT SAY WE HEAD BACK
INSIDE AND TALK BUSINESS?

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NAH, I THINK I'VE SEEN
ENOUGH.

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Dr. Venture: WAIT. WAIT!

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THAT'S NOT ALL I'VE GOT.

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LOOK! ZERO-GRAVITY PEN!

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IT WRITES IN SPACE.

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YOU KEEP IT, SON.

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TRUTH IS, YOU GOT A LOT OF
IMPRESSIVE STUFF HERE, NO TWO

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WAYS ABOUT IT.

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AAH! AAH!

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A LOT OF IT'S THE SAME
IMPRESSIVE STUFF I SAW BACK WHEN

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YOUR<i> DAD WAS RUNNING THE SHOW,
ONLY IT ALL STILL WORKED.</i>

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Dr. Venture: IS THIS ABOUT
YOUR SHOE?

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BECAUSE IF YOU WAIT 20 MINUTES,
IT'LL COME BACK AROUND.

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OH, I DON'T KNOW HOW GUM GOT ON
THE WALKWAY.

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YEAH, YEAH, THANKS FOR
SHOWING ME AROUND, DR. VENTURE,

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AND FOR THE FRUITOPIA.

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CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I
HAD ONE OF THOSE.

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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
Dr. Venture: AND SPEAKING OF

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SHOES, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THESE
YET -- SPY SHOES!

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THE SOLES FLIP AROUND SO THE
RUSSIANS CAN'T FOLLOW YOUR

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FOOTPRINTS!

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I-I CALL THEM SNEAKIES.

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OH, STOP IT. IT'S OVER.

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Dean: WE'RE NOT REALLY GONNA
HAVE TO SELL THE COMPOUND, ARE

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WE, PA?

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Dr. Venture: I DON'T KNOW,
DEAN.

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I DON'T KNOW.

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Hank: WHY DON'T YOU ASK
UNCLE J.J. FOR ANOTHER LOAN?

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HE'S ROLLING IN THE DOUGH.

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[ German accent ] PERHAPS I
CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE.

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I AM DR. HENRY KILLINGER.

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AND THIS IS MY RéSUMé.

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Dr. Venture: "FREELANCE
BUSINESS CONSULTANT AND

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EXECUTIVE MOTIVATIONAL COACH."

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I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN AFFORD --
I WORK PRO BONO.

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Dr. Venture: GREAT!

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WHEN CAN YOU START?

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I ALREADY HAVE.

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WHOA!

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YOU CANNOT HOPE TO REVERSE
YOUR REGRETTABLE FINANCIAL

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STRAITS WITHOUT INCREASING
PRODUCTION<i> UND WORKFLOW.</i>

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TO DO THIS, YOU WILL NEED A
HIGHLY SKILLED, FULL-TIME

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STAFF,<i> UND HERE THEY ARE.</i>

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Dr. Venture: [BLEEP]
HOW DID THE...

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WELL, TEAM BUILDING IS A
SPECIALTY OF MINE.

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Dr. Venture: I CAN'T -- THEY
DON'T LOOK MEXICAN!

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY ALL
THESE PEOPLE?!

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YOU WON'T. THE STATE WILL.

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THESE MEN ARE PART OF A WORK
FURLOUGH PROGRAM.

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I CALL THEM THE VENCHMEN.

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DO YOU GET IT? VENTURE?

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VENCH-MEN?

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Dr. Venture: NO, NO, I
GET IT.

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I'M JUST IMAGINING WHAT THE
SUPER-SCIENCE WORKERS UNION IS

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GONNA SAY WHEN THEY GET A LOAD
OF THE SCABS.

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THEY'VE BEEN ON STRIKE FOR,
LIKE, TWO YEARS.

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Dean: DA-A-D!

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Hank: THE MANUFACTURING
WING -- IT'S ON FIRE!

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Brock: AW, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
UNDER ATTACK AGAIN.

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EVERYBODY IN THE PANIC ROOM.

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I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

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RELAX, MY FRIEND.

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THERE WILL BE NO MORE ATTACKS.

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WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT FIRE BUT
INDUSTRY BREATHING NEW LIFE INTO

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THE CORPSE OF THE VENTURE
COMPOUND.

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Dean: I'VE NEVER SEEN IT DO
THAT BEFORE.

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Brock: ME NEITHER.

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Hank: WOW!

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YOU'RE SOME KIND OF MAGIC MAN!

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NO,<i> YOU ARE THE MAGIC MAN.</i>

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Both: WOW!

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I SUGGEST YOU PUT THAT INTO A
HIGH-YIELD MUTUAL FUND.

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NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I
HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO.

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
GENTLEMEN.

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ESTEEMED REPRESENTATIVES OF THE
MACHINE WORKERS, NUCLEAR

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ENGINEERING, AND CUSTODIAL
SUPER-SCIENCE UNIONS, I HAVE

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READ YOUR LIST OF GRIEVANCES AND
AM PREPARED TO MAKE YOU A VERY

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GENEROUS OFFER ON BEHALF OF
VENTURE INDUSTRIES.

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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

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KILLINGER --
DR. HENRY KILLINGER.

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AND THIS IS MY MAGIC MURDER BAG.

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WELL, GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A DEAL
ON THE TABLE.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY? ANY TAKERS?

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Quizboy: "NOTICE OF HOSTILE
TAKEOVER"?

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WHO? VENTURE?

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WHAT A DICK!

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WAIT, WE'RE NOT EVEN A PUBLICLY
TRADED COMPANY.

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Pete: OH, UH, FYI -- I ISSUED
SOME SHARES BACK WHEN WE NEEDED

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CASH FOR THE NINTENDO Wii.

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Quizboy: WHAT?!

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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PARTNERS!

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WHY DIDN'T -- IS THIS SUPPOSED
TO BE ME?

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Pete: AS A GRIFFIN, YEAH.

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WELL, WE'RE PARTNERS, AIN'T WE?

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Quizboy: WHY ARE YOU A
MINOTAUR?

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Pete: CENTAUR.

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Dr. Orpheus: EVICTION?!

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BUT I'M NOT IN ARREARS!

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THE COMPANY IS GOING BACK
INTO ARACHNID RESEARCH.

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YOUR QUARTERS HAVE BEEN REZONED.

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Dr. Orpheus: WHAT? WHY,
MR. VENTURE WILL HEAR OF THIS!

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<i>D VENTURE HAS GIVEN ME
POWER OF ATTORNEY IN ALL</i>

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BUSINESS MATTERS.

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Dr. Orpheus: WAIT.

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THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT
YOU, DOUGHY MYSTERY MAN.

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I SENSE -- HMM -- THE PRESENCE
OF -- HMM...

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HMM...

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YOUR POWERS ARE USELESS ON
ME, YOU SILLY BILLY.

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Dr. Orpheus: AAH!

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YOU HAVE UNTIL NOON TOMORROW
TO VACATE THE PREMISES.

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GOOD DAY.

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YEAH, I HAVE JUST THE THING
TO SNAP HIM OUT OF IT BACK AT MY

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PLACE.

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Triana: I DIDN'T KNOW WHO
ELSE TO CALL.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING
THIS, AL.

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BEFORE YOU THANK ME, BE
WARNED -- I ONLY HAVE THE ONE

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BED.

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IT'S A HORSEHAIR MATTRESS, SO IF
YOU GUYS AREN'T ALLERGIC AND YOU

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DON'T MIND SHARING...

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Triana: UGH.

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I KNOW, I KNOW, SHARING A BED
WITH THIS GUY'S LIKE SLEEPING

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WITH A 10-SPEED BIKE.

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Triana: YOU TWO?

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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

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WE DID A LOT OF ROAD GIGS IN THE
OLD DAYS.

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YO, BEEFCAKE!

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CAN WE GET A HAND TRUCK OVER
HERE, OR WHAT?

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Dr. Venture: YOU WANT ME TO
WHAT?!

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NOW THAT WE HAVE REPAIRED
YOUR BUSINESS STRUCTURE, WE MUST

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GET TO WORK ON REPAIRING YOUR
SOUL.

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Dr. Venture: I'M NOT
FOLLOWING YOU.

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YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO
REACH YOUR FULL POTENTIAL UNTIL

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YOU FIRST CONFRONT YOUR
DEEP-SEATED FEAR OF SUCCESS.

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NOW GET INTO THE BAG.

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Dr. Venture: WHAT'S IN IT?

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ONLY WHAT YOU TAKE WITH YOU.

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Dr. Venture: OKAY.

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I'M STANDING IN A BAG.

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[ Echoing ] ARE YOU?

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Dr. Venture: THIS IS -- THIS
IS MY OLD KITCHEN.

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I REMEMBER THIS WALLPAPER.

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HEY!

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00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:03,300
"REMEMBER." REMEMBER WHAT?

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WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH
MY SUPER-SCIENCE BUSINESS?

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00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:07,050
HELLO?!

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HELLO, RUSTY!

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YOU'RE UP BRIGHT AND EARLY.

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Dr. Venture: I HEARD NOISES.

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OH, UM, DADDY HAD A
LITTLE SLEEPOVER.

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SAY, UH, WHAT YA EATING THERE?

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Dr. Venture: ALPHA DOG!

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[ ALARM RINGING ]
I LIKE APPLE MUMMY BETTER,

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THOUGH.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
APPLE MUMMY.

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EITHER WAY, THE THING IS YOU'VE
GOT TO GET A GOOD BREAKFAST,

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BECAUSE BREAKFAST IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.

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Dr. Venture: KING NUTRI-MAN'S
MY FAVORITE, BUT YOU DON'T GET A

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PRIZE!

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AW, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO
TO ME?!

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THIS IS THE MOMENT YOUR
FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY FIRST

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MANIFESTED THEMSELVES -- WHEN
YOUR FATHER TURNED FROM ROLE

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00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,470
MODEL TO TORMENTOR/RIVAL.

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00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:58,020
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
ABOUT IT?!

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00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,320
Dr. Venture: POP?!

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00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,530
HELP ME, POP!

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00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:02,860
HOLD TIGHT, RUSTY!

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00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:04,780
I'LL HAVE YOU OUT OF THIS IN A
JIFF.

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00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,530
NO, DO NOT CALL OUT TO YOUR
FATHER TO SAVE YOU.

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HE IS THE ONE WHO TIED YOU UP
<i>UND BURIED YOUR DREAMS IN THIS</i>

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00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:11,830
TOMB.

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HE COMMANDS THESE CREATURES OF
THE DARK -- FEAR, SELF-LOATHING,

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STINKIN' THINKIN',<i> UND
DILLYDALLYING.</i>

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FREE YOURSELF AND DESTROY THIS
TEMPLE OF FAILURE!

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00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,010
Dr. Venture: UGH!

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AAH!

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RUSTY?

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WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET?

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THE GOLIATH WILL NOT STOP
CRUSHING YOUR SOUL UNTIL YOU

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SLAY HIM ONCE<i> UND FOREVER.</i>

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KILL HIM!

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TAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE ON THE
VENTURE THRONE<i> UND BECOME THE</i>

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GOLDEN BOY/KING GODHEAD.

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LIGHTS OUT, SON.

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IT'S TIME FOR BED.

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DO IT -- SLAY HIM NOW AND
FOREVER BE FREE!

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THE SON HAS BECOME THE FATHER,
<i>UND THE FLOODGATES OF HEAVEN</i>

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00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,210
HAVE OPENED.

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PROSPERITY RAINS UPON YOU.

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Dr. Venture: MMM.

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00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:04,630
AH, BUT WHO IS THIS TINY
LITTLE MAN?

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00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:07,130
WHY IS HE STEALING YOUR
BIRTHRIGHT?

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00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:11,600
Dr. Venture: [ GAGGING ]
CAREFUL -- THE VISION WAS SO

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TRAUMATIZING TO YOUR PSYCHE, YOU
HAD A SEIZURE.

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00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:14,770
Dr. Venture: WHAT?!

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00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:15,930
HOW DID I GET IN<i> HERE?!</i>

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00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,270
WHY AM I NAKED?

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DID YOU SLIP ME A ROOF-O?

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00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:21,270
YOU'RE NAKED BECAUSE YOU'VE
BEEN BORN AGAIN.

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YOUR OLD CLOTHES, YOUR OLD LIFE
NO LONGER FIT YOU.

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00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,570
BUT I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL.

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<i>UND I'LL BE NEEDING MY WALLET
BACK ALSO.</i>

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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
Dr. Orpheus: AH, MR. SAMSON.

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00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:34,620
Brock: UH, YEAH.

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00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,580
HERE, IT'S A LITTLE HOUSEWARMING
GIFT.

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GIVE IT HERE, BIG MAN.

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00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,630
Dr. Orpheus: AH? TCH-TCH-TCH.

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POP A SQUAT.

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00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,630
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO RESCUE US
FROM MR. GOODTIMES HERE.

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Dr. Orpheus: ER, TO WHAT DO
WE OWE THIS UNANNOUNCED BUT

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WELCOME PLEASURE?

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Brock: I DUNNO, BORED, I
GUESS.

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00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:53,430
Dr. Orpheus: THEN YOU'VE
VANQUISHED YOUR DEMONIC

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00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:54,180
INTRUDER?

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00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,470
EXCELLENT!

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I PRESUME YOU'VE COME TO INVITE
US BACK TO HOME?

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00:14:57,890 --> 00:15:00,940
Brock: UH, NO, THAT NEW
KILLINGER GUY GOT RID OF ALL

390
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:04,980
THOSE COSTUMED SCHMOES WHO KEPT
BUGGING US, SO THERE'S JUST NOT

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A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT FOR ME TO
DO AT THE COMPOUND.

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00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:08,990
Dr. Orpheus: WHAT?!

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00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:10,320
NOT A LOT TO DO?!

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00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,870
MR. SAMSON, ARE YOU NOT
SPIRITUALLY AND MORALLY OUTRAGED

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TO FIND YOURSELF THE TENANT OF
THE DEVIL HIMSELF?!

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00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,660
Brock: HUH?

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00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,830
OH, WELL, SURE, YOU KNOW, I WAS
PISSED WHEN HE TOLD ME I'D HAVE

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TO START PAYING RENT.

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EVEN MORE WHEN HE GAVE ME A
RETROACTIVE BILL FOR THE LAST

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TWO YEARS.

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BUT HE EXPLAINED HOW I COULD
WRITE IT ALL OFF, SO NOW I'M

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00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:35,930
GETTING WAY MORE BACK FROM THE
I.R.S., AND I COME OUT AHEAD OF

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00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:36,890
THE GAME.

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00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,890
Dr. Orpheus: BUT WHAT OF YOUR
BOYS?

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00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:42,350
SURELY YOU DON'T THINK THEM SAFE
IN THE HANDS OF THE BEAST!

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00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,190
GODS, HE'S PROBABLY SHAKING THEM
AS WE SPEAK!

407
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:48,030
SHAKING THEM LIKE A NANNY
POSSESSED!

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00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:49,490
Brock: THE BOYS?

409
00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:52,200
NO, NO, NO, NO, HE'S CRAZY ABOUT
THEM, AND THEY'RE CRAZY ABOUT

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00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,030
HIM.

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[ Singsong ] WHERE'S HANK?

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Hank: [ GIGGLING ]
Brock: DEAN'S REALLY

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00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,120
EXCELLING IN HIS STUDIES,
GETTING GREAT PROGRESS PRINTOUTS

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00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:05,880
FROM HIS LEARNING BED, WHICH I
GOT TO CREDIT TO KILLINGER'S

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00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:06,670
TUTORING.

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00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,340
SO, WHAT DID WE LEARN?

417
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:11,220
Brock: I'M NOT SURE ABOUT
SOME OF THE STUFF HE'S TEACHING

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HANK.

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00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,630
THIS MAN STOLE FROM YOUR
FATHER.

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00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,720
TEACH HIM THE MEANING OF
LOYALTY.

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00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,060
Brock: BUT HE SAYS THAT HE'S
GOT A PhD IN CHILD PSYCHOLOGY,

422
00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:22,140
SO, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.

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00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:25,560
Dr. Orpheus: HAVE YOU NOT THE
EYES TO SEE WHAT HE'S DOING?!

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00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:27,900
I HAVE TOUCHED HIS MIND!

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00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:30,400
HIS IS THE WAY OF THE SERPENT
AND THE APPLE!

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00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,530
HE'S SEDUCED YOUR EMPLOYER WITH
THE POISON PROMISES OF A

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00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:37,530
FAUSTIAN COVENANT, GIVING WITH
ONE HAND AS HE MACERATES YOUR

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00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,120
SOULS WITH THE OTHER!

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00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:43,080
WE MUST STOP HIM AT ONCE!!

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00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,160
Brock: OH.

431
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,040
Dr. Venture: I'M NOT SURE
ABOUT THIS.

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00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,750
IF YOU WANT TO BE A POWER
PLAYER, YOU NEED TO LOOK LIKE

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00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,380
ONE.

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00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:50,630
HOW IS THE FIT?

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00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,590
Dr. Venture: [ CLEARS
THROAT ]

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00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,340
SNUG, BUT THERE'S ROOM.

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00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,550
YOU'LL GROW INTO IT.

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00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:56,390
Dr. Venture: WELL, IT'S...

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00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:57,800
DIFFERENT.

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00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:59,300
RICHARD NIXON SAID THE SAME
THING WHEN I GAVE HIM HIS FIRST

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00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:00,310
POWER TIE.

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00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:01,720
Dr. Venture: WHAT DO THESE
THINGS DO?

443
00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:04,230
THIS ONE IS FOR YOUR DIET
PILLS, AND THIS IS FOR WHAT HAVE

444
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:04,890
YOU.

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00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:05,850
Dr. Venture: HMM.

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00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,810
HMM.

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00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:08,860
I LIKE IT.

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00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,570
AH.

449
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:13,400
I-I'M SORRY
[ SOBS ]

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00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,650
I'VE BECOME THE PROUD PAPA.

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00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,200
OH.

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00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,530
I LOVE<i> MEIN JOB.</i>

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00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,460
Brock: [ GRUNTS ]
WHEW! HEY-O!

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00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:29,590
Brock: Shh!

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00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:31,630
AW [BLEEP] THAT'S NEW.

456
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:32,710
INTRUDERS ON THE GROUNDS.

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00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,630
SHOULD WE CALL IT IN TO THE
DOCTOR?

458
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:42,510
Dr. Orpheus: [ GASPS ]
MAGIC CLOAK OF CONCEALMENT!

459
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,350
[ GRUNTS ] HURRY, NOW.

460
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:46,520
OH, PLEASE HURRY.

461
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,810
CAN'T...KEEP...IT...UP!

462
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,020
OH!

463
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:56,110
[ PANTING ]
THE UNIVERSE WANTS YOU TO BE

464
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,660
HAPPY<i> UND HAVE ALL THE THINGS
YOU WANT IN LIFE.</i>

465
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:02,240
SHE IS WAITING TO POUR OUT HER
BOUNTY OF BLESSINGS UPON YOU.

466
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:05,830
VISUALIZE THE THINGS YOU WANT IN
YOUR MIND'S EYE.

467
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,920
IF THEY BELONG TO SOMEONE ELSE,
TAKE THEM.

468
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:14,510
WE WILL COVER LETHAL FORCE IN
THE NEXT --

469
00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:16,670
WHY ARE WE PUTTING ON THESE
GETUPS, AGAIN?

470
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,590
Dr. Orpheus: BECAUSE HE KNOWS
MY FACE AND BECAUSE HE'S MAGIC.

471
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,010
WHAT ARE WE, CHOPPED LIVER?

472
00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:24,010
Dr. Orpheus: WE'RE SOMEWHAT
LESS MAGIC, SO WE MUST RESORT TO

473
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,430
MR. SAMSON'S PLAN OF SUBTERFUGE
AND ATTACK.

474
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,190
ARE YOU FINISHED?

475
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:30,810
I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS
PLAN.

476
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,150
[ CHUCKLES ]
Dr. Venture: OW!

477
00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:34,610
I THOUGHT I GAVE YOU POWER OF
ATTORNEY SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO

478
00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:36,240
BE BOTHERED WITH THIS KIND OF
CRAP!

479
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,400
THIS IS DIFFERENT.

480
00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:39,320
IT MUST BE IN YOUR OWN HAND<i> UND
ONLY IN BLOOD.</i>

481
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,160
Dr. Venture: WELL, YOU'VE GOT
ENOUGH OF IT TO PRINT A KISS

482
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,200
COMIC BOOK WITH.

483
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,990
WHAT THE HELL AM I SIGNING,
A ZEPPELIN?

484
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,330
A MOST SACRED PACT --
MEMBERSHIP IN THE MOST ELITE

485
00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:49,960
BROTHERHOOD,<i> MIT EXCLUSIVE
ARCHING RIGHTS.</i>

486
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,960
Dr. Venture: [ SIGHS ] DIDN'T
HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS

487
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,210
HOOEY TO GET MY<i> FIRST ARCHENEMY,
BUT WHAT THE HEY?</i>

488
00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:55,380
DID YOU PICK ME A GOOD ONE?

489
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,420
NO.<i> YOU DID.</i>

490
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:58,420
Dr. Venture: WHAT?!

491
00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:59,880
MY BROTHER?!

492
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:00,680
BINGO.

493
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,760
ISN'T IT PERFECT?

494
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,350
IT'S A CLASSIC CAIN<i> UND ABEL
STORY.</i>

495
00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:08,180
Dr. Venture: WELL -- BUT --
BUT HE CAN'T ARCH<i> ME.</i>

496
00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:11,810
HE'S NOT EVEN A SUPER--
OH, MY GOD.

497
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,610
THIS IS -- BUT I'M NOT A...

498
00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:14,980
AREN'T YOU?

499
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,610
IS THIS NOT WHAT YOUR HEART WAS
TRYING TO TELL YOU IN YOUR

500
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,440
VISIONS?

501
00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:19,570
SIGN IT!

502
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:21,450
MAKE YOUR BLOOD FEUD OFFICIAL!

503
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:22,950
ACT NOW!

504
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:28,620
VENCHMEN ARE STANDING BY FOR
YOUR ORDER!

505
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,250
Brock: READY, DR. O.?

506
00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:31,460
ON 3.

507
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:33,750
1...2...

508
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:37,250
[ BEEP ]
Dr. Orpheus: UH, GEE,

509
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,460
WOULD YOU -- OH!

510
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,090
WOULD YOU...

511
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:42,800
UGH!

512
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,140
THE FIEND!

513
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:47,430
IT'S AS IF HE'S CAST A SPELL OF
BINDING ON THE MACHINE!

514
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:49,270
Brock: OKAY, OKAY, PLAN "B."

515
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,600
AL, TAKE THE DOOR.

516
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:59,150
I SWEAR, THIS HAS NEVER
HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE.

517
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:03,950
Brock: OH, DOES NOTHING WORK
IN THIS PLACE?!

518
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:07,280
Dr. Orpheus: [ GASPS ]
WE'RE TOO LATE!

519
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:10,290
VENCHMEN!

520
00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:16,040
AAH!

521
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:18,090
Brock: THIS IS IT.

522
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,460
EXCUSE ME.

523
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:21,670
EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME.

524
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,880
EXCUSE ME.

525
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:24,430
EXCUSE ME.

526
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:27,300
THANKS FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY.

527
00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:28,010
THANK YOU.

528
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:28,930
EXCUSE ME.

529
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,350
HEY, NICE WORKING WITH YOU, MAN.

530
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,730
Brock: DOC, YOU OKAY?

531
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,480
Dr. Venture: I-I DON'T KNOW.

532
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:40,150
I -- HE -- HE THINKS I'M A --
BROCK, AM I A...

533
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:41,190
BAD PERSON?

534
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,820
Brock: WHAT THE HELL JUST
HAPPENED?

535
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:43,990
Dr. Venture: AM I, BROCK?!

536
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,240
Brock: UH...

537
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,490
Dr. Orpheus: WHERE IS THE ONE
CALLED KILLINGER?!

538
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,620
Dr. Venture: UH, HE -- HE
LEFT.

539
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,000
Dean: UNCLE HENRY'S GONE?

540
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,000
Hank: NO!

541
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,460
Dr. Orpheus: BUT WE SAW YOU
SIGN...

542
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:56,120
Dr. Venture: HIS SEVERANCE
AGREEMENT.

543
00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:58,630
I DIDN'T SIGN THE -- THE OTHER
THING.

544
00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:03,470
SO HE THANKED ME FOR MY TIME,
WISHED ME LUCK, AND THEN JUST

545
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:04,760
FLEW OUT THE WINDOW.

546
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,180
Dr. Orpheus: WITH YOUR PANTS?

547
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:08,470
IS THAT THE SEVERANCE
PACKAGE?

548
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:09,600
THAT SUCKS.

549
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,220
Hank: WELL, DID HE AT LEAST
LEAVE A NOTE?!

550
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:13,020
HE'S SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME ROCK
CLIMBING TOMORROW!

551
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,560
OH, HELL, I'LL TAKE YOU,
AQUALAD.

552
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,560
Dr. Venture: HOLD ME, BROCK?

553
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,810
Brock: UH, NO.

554
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,610
Dr. Venture: PLEASE?

555
00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:21,730
I FEEL SO EMPTY.

556
00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:23,070
Dr. Orpheus: WHAT?

557
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,900
Brock: YOU GUYS SAID<i> YOU
WANTED TO HELP...</i>

558
00:21:25,990 --> 00:21:28,200
"NOT WITH A<i> STOLEN DICK."</i>

559
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:32,910
"ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE,<i> UND
ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN MERELY</i>

560
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,370
PLAYERS.

561
00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:38,250
THEY HAVE THEIR EXITS AND THEIR
ENTRANCES, AND ONE MAN IN HIS

562
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:42,380
TIME PLAYS MANY PARTS, HIS ACTS
BEING SEVEN AGES."

563
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,090
HA HA! YOU SAID IT, KILLER!

564
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,720
AND YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT IT
IN THE BIBLE.

565
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:19,880
Dr. Venture: BILL, BILL,
BILL, FINAL NOTICE.

566
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:20,710
HMM.

567
00:22:25,170 --> 00:22:27,630
UGH!

568
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,560
OH! JUNE 6, 2003?!

569
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,310
I REALLY GOT TO GET MY [BLEEP]
TOGETHER.