1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,795 >> Quizboy: ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 2 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:06,256 COME -- DAMN IT, WHITE! 3 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:07,799 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT REFILLING THE ROLL? 4 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,301 >> Pete: HUH? 5 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:12,721 >> Quizboy: [GRUNTS] I CAN -- AM I TOO SHORT? 6 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:13,012 I CAN'T REACH IT. 7 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:16,391 OH, GOD! 8 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:24,232 [ WHIRRING ] >> Pete: AND WELCOME... 9 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:27,485 [ BARKING ] >> YOU ARE NOT... 10 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:30,321 >> SUPERHUMAN. 11 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,158 >> Quizboy: WHI-- WHITE, WHITE, WHITE! 12 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:34,409 WHITE, GET IN HERE! 13 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:38,163 >> Pete: BILLY, I DON'T CARE HOW BIG IT IS, I DON'T WANT TO SEE 14 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,164 WHAT YOU MADE IN THERE. 15 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,999 >> Quizboy: WHITE, I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING. 16 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:41,708 >> Pete: WHAT? 17 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,334 >> Quizboy: EVERYTHING. 18 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:46,504 IT ALL CAME FLOODING BACK TO ME LIKE A TIDAL WAVE -- THINGS THAT 19 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:47,672 HAPPENED YEARS AGO. 20 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,215 I FELL OFF THE TOILET, AND SUDDENLY MY HAND STARTED DOING 21 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,843 THIS WEIRD ST-- WAIT A MINUTE. 22 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:52,343 YOU! 23 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:56,723 YOU WERE THERE, TOO! 24 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:58,224 >> Pete: HELLO, GOLDILOCKS? 25 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,018 THIS IS CASPER. 26 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:02,520 LITTLE NEMO HAS FALLEN OUT OF BED. 27 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:03,688 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 28 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:39,224 >> Pete: HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "QUIZBOYS"! 29 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:42,727 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I'M YOUR HOST, THE EVER-POPULAR 30 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:43,895 PETE WHITE. 31 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,688 LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN AND MEET TODAY'S CONTESTANTS, SHALL WE? 32 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:49,025 HE'S OUR REIGNING CHAMPION, WHO'S WON OVER $40,000 IN CASH 33 00:01:49,108 --> 00:01:51,152 AND PRIZES SO FAR. 34 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,988 SAY HELLO TO MASTER BILLY WHALEN. 35 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,240 >> Quizboy: HI, MR. WHITE. 36 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,325 >> Pete: SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY, BILLY? 37 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:59,994 >> Quizboy: WELL, I'M HOPING TO SAVE IT FOR COLLEGE TUITION. 38 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,704 >> Pete: ANY IDEA WHERE YOU WANT TO GO YET? 39 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:02,622 >> Quizboy: YES, SIR! 40 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:03,790 M.I.T. 41 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:07,418 I'M GONNA BE A SUPERSCIENTIST WHEN I GROW UP, JUST LIKE MY 42 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,753 HERO, RUSTY VENTURE. 43 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,672 >> Pete: WELL, THAT'S QUITE... 44 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:11,256 >> Dr. Venture: BARKEEP! 45 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,924 ANOTHER SUFFERING BASTARD. 46 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:14,425 WHOA! 47 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,427 [ COMMUNICATOR BEEPS ] YELLO? 48 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,637 >> THERE YOU ARE. 49 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,098 HOW COULD YOU JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT WITHOUT TELLING ME WHERE 50 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,140 YOU WERE GOING? 51 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,892 >> Dr. Venture: LOOK, YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER. 52 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,102 YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD. 53 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:25,436 >> HOW CAN I GUARD YOUR BODY IF I CAN'T BE CLOSE TO YOUR BODY? 54 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,646 >> Dr. Venture: OH, GOOD GOD. 55 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:30,483 BARKEEP, WHERE'S THAT SUFFERING BASTARD?! 56 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,234 >> I'M LOOKING AT HIM. 57 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:34,153 >> Dr. Venture: OH, HA HA HA. 58 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,489 >> Pete: OKAY, CONTESTANTS, PENS DOWN. 59 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,657 TIME'S UP. 60 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:41,411 THE QUESTION WAS, "WHO WAS THE LAST KING OF THE PLANTAGENET 61 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:44,163 DYNASTY?" TODD, YOUR ANSWER. 62 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,623 RICHARD III. 63 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,292 THAT'S CORRECT. 64 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:51,629 OKAY, BILLY, YOU GET THIS ANSWER RIGHT, YOU'LL REMAIN "QUIZBOYS" 65 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,840 CHAMPION AND RETURN NEXT WEEK. 66 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:55,925 FOR ALL THE MARBLES... 67 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,760 WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER? 68 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,053 THAT'S RIGHT! 69 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,096 YOU WIN! 70 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:00,471 YOU'RE STILL... 71 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,806 >> HE CHEATED! 72 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,182 THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WROTE! 73 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,727 >> Pete: NOW, TODD, LET'S NOT BE A SORE LOSER. 74 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:06,311 >> I'M NOT! 75 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:07,854 THAT ISN'T WHAT HE WROTE! 76 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,522 HE'S A CHEATER! 77 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,690 CHEATER! 78 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:11,482 CHEATER! 79 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,567 [ AUDIENCE BOOING ] >> Pete: CHEATER. 80 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,403 TODD'S THE LITTLE CHEATER, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 81 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:18,114 HOW'S HE GONNA KNOW WHAT YOU WROTE IF HE WASN'T PEEKING AT 82 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:18,990 YOUR ANSWERS? 83 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:20,408 >> Quizboy: I'M DONE! 84 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:21,659 MY LIFE IS OVER! 85 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:22,285 I'LL NEVER QUIZ AGAIN! 86 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,120 >> Pete: FORGET M.I.T. NOW. 87 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:26,122 >> Quizboy: AAH! 88 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,999 I NEVER ASKED FOR THE ANSWERS. 89 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:29,375 I DIDN'T WANT TO CHEAT. 90 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,335 YOU DID THIS TO ME. 91 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:31,377 >> Pete: HEY, HEY. 92 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,671 LET'S NOT MAKE ME OUT TO BE THE BAD GUY HERE, HUH? 93 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,340 US FREAKS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER. 94 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:36,507 >> Quizboy: US FREAKS? 95 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:37,634 YEAH, LIKE, FUN. 96 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,345 A HANDSOME TV GUY LIKE YOU, YOU'LL PROBABLY END UP WITH A 97 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:41,679 TALK SHOW OUT OF THIS. 98 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:42,680 >> Pete: NO, BILLY. 99 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:47,936 YOU SEE, I'M A FREAK, TOO. 100 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,355 >> Quizboy: WELL, SOME OF US CAN'T MAKE OUR HEADS SMALLER 101 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:51,606 WITH MAKEUP, OKAY? 102 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:53,816 >> Pete: LOOK, YOU SAID RUSTY VENTURE WAS YOUR HERO, 103 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:54,317 RIGHT? 104 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,485 >> Quizboy: AND HOW. 105 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,737 >> Pete: WELL, I HAPPEN TO BE VERY GOOD FRIENDS WITH HIM. 106 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:02,700 I AM, AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE'S ABOUT TO START A HUGE NEW 107 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:07,205 PROJECT AND HE NEEDS A NEW HEAD SCIENTIST AND A NEW LAB 108 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:08,373 ASSISTANT. 109 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,333 >> Quizboy: BUT -- BUT -- BUT WHAT ABOUT MY SCHOOLING? 110 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,085 >> Pete: EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER, BILLY. 111 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:14,671 THIS IS BETTER THAN GOING TO 10 M.I.T.s. 112 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:18,174 THE INVISIBLE HAND OF FATE HAS PUSHED US TO THIS POINT, BILLY. 113 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:21,469 OUR DESTINY LIES WITH DR. RUSTY VENTURE. 114 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:24,305 >> Quizboy: YOU THINK HE WOULD HAVE ME? 115 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,848 >> Pete: I TOLD YOU I GOT AN IN. 116 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,851 WE JUST NEED TO GET OUT TO HIS LAB, AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE 117 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:29,727 REST. 118 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:30,395 NOW, YOU GOT ALL THAT PRIZE MONEY, RIGHT? 119 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,397 >> Quizboy: NO, I DON'T. 120 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,690 THE FCC FROZE MY ASSETS. 121 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,067 >> Pete: YEAH, AND I PISSED AWAY MOST OF MY SAVINGS ON BLOW, BUT 122 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:39,904 I'VE GOT A BRAND-NEW SET OF WHEELS, AND I THINK I JUST MIGHT 123 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:43,074 KNOW HOW WE CAN EARN SOME GAS MONEY ALONG THE WAY. 124 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:45,201 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 125 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:47,620 >> ♪ O.S.I. 126 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:53,334 >> ♪ ...LITTLE GUY >> ♪ O.S.I. 127 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,961 >> ♪ WE'LL TEAR A NEW HOLE IN THE SKY ♪ 128 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:59,465 ♪ WHEN IT'S TIME TO START THE WAR, YOU'LL HEAR OUR MIGHTY 129 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,927 ENGINES ROAR ♪ ♪ A SUPERARMY OF SUPERSPIES 130 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:07,765 ♪ LOOK OUT, KIDS YOU'RE GONNA DIE >> ♪ O.S.I. 131 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,810 >> ♪ ...WE'LL MAKE THE CHILDREN CRY ♪ 132 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:14,522 >> ♪ O.S.I. ♪ HERE WE COME, 133 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:18,192 LOOK UP IN THE SKY ♪ ♪ O.S.I. 134 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:22,447 >> ♪ MASS DESTRUCTION, BOMBS AWAY ♪ 135 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:29,203 [ LAUGHTER AND CONVERSATION ] >> WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. 136 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:32,331 IF IT ISN'T MR. McGEE AND HIS LITTLE FRIEND THE HULK. 137 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:35,960 DIDN'T NOTICE YOU LADIES OUT THERE IN THE BATTLEFIELD, AS 138 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,086 USUAL. 139 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,338 >> Brock: THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE DOING REAL SPY WORK, SHORE 140 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,006 LEAVE. 141 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,632 >> OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I FORGOT. 142 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,594 YOU'RE TOO BUSY CHASING SOME PHANTOM COSTUME TERRORIST 143 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,972 ORGANIZATION TO HELP US FIGHT THE REAL ENEMIES OF FREEDOM -- 144 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:48,723 SPHINX. 145 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:50,058 >> All: YO S.I.! 146 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,810 >> Brock: WE'LL PROVE THE GUILD IS STILL AROUND, AND WE'LL TAKE 147 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:53,770 THEM DOWN WITHOUT YOU. 148 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:54,353 JUST YOU WAIT! 149 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,189 >> I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH. 150 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:57,106 LET'S HIT THE SHOWERS, FELLAS! 151 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:57,690 WHOO! 152 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,860 >> ALL: YO S.I.! YO S.I.! 153 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:01,694 YO S.I.! 154 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,821 >> OH, HUNTER, WAYLAND FLOWERS CALLED. 155 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,782 HE WANTS HIS MADAME BACK. 156 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:06,282 BOOM! 157 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:07,658 >> OH, YEAH? 158 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,494 WELL, THE VILLAGE PEOPLE CALLED, AND THEY WANT YOU TO GO [BLEEP] 159 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,662 KILL YOURSELVES, YOU PRANCY BASTARD! 160 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,372 PLACE HAS GONE TO HELL IN A HAM SANDWICH SINCE THEY EIGHTY-SIXED 161 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,999 THE DRESS CODE. 162 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:15,833 >> THOSE FELLAS RAZZING YOU? 163 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,503 YOU WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING TO THEM? 164 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,129 >> NO, WE GOT IT COVERED, RED. 165 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:20,588 >> HA HA. 166 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,590 ADIóS, MUCHACHOS. 167 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:24,634 >> Brock: OH, YOU HEAR THEY'RE GONNA BAN SMOKING IN HERE SOON? 168 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,010 >> HMM, LET THE SWINES TRY IT. 169 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:29,931 >> COLONEL GATHERS, THIS JUST CAME IN OVER THE TELEX FOR YOU 170 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:31,516 GUYS. 171 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:32,809 >> WE GOT ONE. 172 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:35,686 >> Quizboy: I'VE ONLY HEARD ABOUT THESE. 173 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,188 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE REAL. 174 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:39,023 >> Pete: OH, THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS, BILLY. 175 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:43,361 NO LIGHTNING ROUNDS, NO BONUS QUESTIONS, NO MERCY. 176 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:44,821 >> YOU'RE GOING DOWN, WHALEN. 177 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,740 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PULLING ANY OF THAT CHEATING CRAP IN 178 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:48,032 HERE. 179 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,200 >> YEAH. 180 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,993 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO IF THEY CATCH YOU CHEATING, DON'T 181 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:51,994 YOU? 182 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,997 THEY TAKE ONE OF YOUR HANDS -- YOUR BUZZER HAND. 183 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,166 >> Quizboy: W-WHITE -- WHITE, I CAN'T DO THIS. 184 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,793 >> Pete: OH, YES, YOU CAN, FELLA. 185 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:01,379 I'VE SEEN A LOT OF QUIZ BOYS COME AND GO, AND YOU ARE BY FAR 186 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,881 THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN. 187 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:08,052 YOU WERE PUT ON THIS EARTH FOR ONE PURPOSE, BILLY -- TO QUIZ. 188 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,972 NOW, I ROBBED YOU OF THAT PURPOSE ONCE, AND I'M SORRY. 189 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,932 WILL YOU LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU? 190 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:16,477 >> STAGE MOMS, CLEAR THE ARENA. 191 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:22,733 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, QUIZ BOYS AND GIRLS, WELCOME TO THE 192 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,026 QUIZ DOOM. 193 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:27,363 "JEOPARDY!" RULES APPLY -- ANSWERS IN THE FORM OF A 194 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:28,239 QUESTION. 195 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:29,907 YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS AFTER BUZZING. 196 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:30,741 WINNER TAKE ALL. 197 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:35,121 AND FIRST QUESTION -- IN 1215 -- 198 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:35,913 [ BUZZER ] BILLY WHALEN. 199 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:39,000 >> Quizboy: WHAT IS THE MAGNA CARTA? 200 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:39,917 >> CORRECT! 201 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:46,048 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ BUZZER ] 202 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,551 [ BUZZER ] [ ENGINE ROARS ] 203 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:49,927 [ CASH REGISTER DINGS ] 204 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:58,352 >> Brock: COWS ON MY SIDE. THAT'S 6-2, ME. 205 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:58,853 >> MONSTER! 206 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:00,688 I'LL CATCH YOU YET. 207 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:02,398 SHOW YOURSELVES, YOU COWARDS! 208 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:03,691 THIS IS A FARM BELT. 209 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,068 LET'S SEE SOME ACTION ON THIS SIDE! 210 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,945 >> Brock: COWS ON MY SIDE. 211 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,822 >> UNCONSCIONABLE BASTARDS. 212 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:10,239 >> Brock: OH! OH! 213 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,949 CEMETERY! 214 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:12,783 YOU LOSE ALL YOUR COWS. 215 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,244 >> DAMN IT, THIS SIDE'S CURSED. 216 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,206 YOUR TURN TO DRIVE, YOU LURID GOLEM. 217 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,874 >> Pete: THIS IS IT, BILLY. 218 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,417 OUR NEW LIFE IS CALLING. 219 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:25,379 >> Quizboy: MR. WHITE, HOW CAN I EVER BEGIN TO REPAY YOU FOR -- 220 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:26,339 WHAT -- WHAT'S GOING ON? 221 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,716 >> ...TOUCH ME, DON'T TOUCH ME, DON'T TOUCH ME! 222 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:32,428 YA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA! 223 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:35,056 AAH! 224 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:39,519 AAH! 225 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,646 >> Dr. Venture: IT'S OKAY, H.E.L.P.eR. 226 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:42,355 SHE'S GONE NOW. 227 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:43,397 >> Pete: WHAT'S GOIN' ON, RUST? 228 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,858 >> Dr. Venture: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 229 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:46,609 >> Pete: "ALL STAFFED UP. 230 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,986 TRY BACK IN A FEW MONTHS. 231 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,239 NEVER MUCH GOOD AT SCIENCE ANY--" 232 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:52,657 WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? 233 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:53,658 >> Quizboy: MY LIFE IS OVER. 234 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,743 I HAVE NO PROSPECTS. 235 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:58,287 ANY MY BOYHOOD HERO IS A TOTAL DICK. 236 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,331 >> Pete: ALL RIGHT, JUST DON'T YOU WORRY, FELLA. 237 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:01,415 THE PINK PILGRIM'S GOTTEN YOU THIS FAR. 238 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,335 I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU HANGING WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN. 239 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:08,548 IN FACT, I'VE ALREADY LINED UP ANOTHER QUIZ. 240 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,300 >> Quizboy: THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE USUAL QUIZ CROWD. 241 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,512 >> Pete: YEAH, WELL, I GUESS WE'RE CLOSE TO THE BORDER, BUT 242 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:15,846 THE GAME'S STILL THE SAME. 243 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,516 YOU GET IN THERE AND WORK THE OLD MAGIC, HUH? 244 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:23,521 >> [ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ] [ GROWLING, BARKING ] 245 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:24,814 >> Quizboy: AAH! 246 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,858 >> Pete: I DIDN'T KNOW, BILLY, I SWEAR. 247 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,027 >> Quizboy: I'M FINISHED WITH THIS, FINISHED. 248 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,488 JUST GIVE ME MY 40% AND LET ME OFF. 249 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,115 >> Pete: UH, THERE IS NO MONEY. 250 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,534 I-I BET OUR WHOLE WAD, AND, WELL, LET'S BE HONEST HERE, 251 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:38,703 BILLY, YOU DID LOSE. 252 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:42,164 >> Quizboy: I WAS DISQUALIFIED BECAUSE YOU JUMPED IN THE RING. 253 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:42,790 >> Pete: TO GET YOUR HAND. 254 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:45,251 >> Quizboy: STOP THE MOPED. 255 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,877 STOP THIS THING RIGHT NOW. 256 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:49,297 >> Pete: BILLY, THERE'S COYOTES OUT HERE. 257 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,299 YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR OTHER HAND? 258 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,551 >> Quizboy: IT WOULD BE SAFER THAN SPENDING ONE MORE MINUTE 259 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:54,552 WITH YOU. 260 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:58,514 YOU BROUGHT ME NOTHING BUT TROUBLE SINCE I MET YOU. 261 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:02,268 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 262 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:05,563 [ ENGINE REVS ] OH, BY THE WAY, I TALKED TO THE 263 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:08,065 OTHER QUIZ BOYS. 264 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,985 MANAGERS GET 15%! 265 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:16,991 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] >> SON, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD 266 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:18,075 USE A HAND. 267 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:23,164 >> Dr. Venture: YELLO? 268 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:25,041 >> Pete: RUST, IT'S WHITE. 269 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,834 LET ME IN, I -- >> Dr. Venture: VENTURE RESIDENCE. 270 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:28,878 >> Pete: HEY, RUST, LET ME IN. 271 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,713 I NEED TO SEE BRO-- >> Dr. Venture: WHOM SHALL I SAY IS CALLING? 272 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,924 >> Pete: COME ON, RUST, DON'T BE A DICK. 273 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,635 >> Dr. Venture: [ LAUGHING ] [ SIGHS ] 274 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,973 >> PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED. 275 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,434 WE ARE ABOUT TO ENGAGE... 276 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:46,103 THE NOZZLE. 277 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:50,024 PLEASE DO NOT MOVE WHILE THE NOZZLE IS ENGAGING. 278 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:57,031 MOVING WILL DISRUPT CALIBRATION OF THE NOZZLE. 279 00:10:57,114 --> 00:11:02,578 PLEASE WAIT WHILE WE CALIBRATE THE NOZZLE. 280 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:07,917 PLEASE DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM THE NOZZLE. 281 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,338 THE NOZZLE IS NOW CALIBRATING. 282 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:16,467 THE NOZZLE IS STILL CALIBRATING. 283 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,511 THE NOZZLE HAS COMPLETED CALIBRATION. 284 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,638 THANK YOU. 285 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,182 >> THERE'S OUR PINK-CHEEKED JUNIOR G-MAN. 286 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,558 >> Quizboy: WHAT WAS THAT THING? 287 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:24,975 >> I HAVE NO IDEA. 288 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,186 STANDARD, UH... 289 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,230 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW BODY BUDDIES? 290 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:30,314 >> Quizboy: AMAZING. 291 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,817 YOU -- YOU TOTALLY FIXED EVERYTHING, BUT I-I'M STILL A 292 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:33,651 LITTLE CONFUSED. 293 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:34,276 I MEAN, WHY ME? 294 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,654 >> Brock: YOU FIT THE PROFILE. 295 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:37,905 >> DEFORMED, DISGRACED. 296 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:40,491 AN EXTRA-INTELLIGENT SUPERFREAK SHUNNED BY AN UNFORGIVING WORLD. 297 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:42,493 >> Quizboy: YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PROFILE FOR, LIKE, 298 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,452 SUICIDE. 299 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,163 >> Brock: OR AN INTERNATIONAL SUPERVILLAIN. 300 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,958 WE'VE BEEN INVESTIGATING A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR WE BELIEVE 301 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,877 IS SECRETLY A MAJOR RECRUITER FOR A GLOBAL UNDERGROUND CRIME 302 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:52,253 SYNDICATE. 303 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:52,962 >> DRUMROLL. 304 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:57,174 THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT. 305 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,884 >> Quizboy: FROM THE OLD RUSTY VENTURE TV SHOW? 306 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,762 >> [ GROANS ] YOU SEE? YOU SEE?! 307 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,098 >> Brock: WELL, THAT'S JUST A DRAMATIZ-IZ-IZA-- 308 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,349 >> DRAMATIZATION. 309 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,685 >> Brock: YEAH, THE REAL GUILD IS STILL OUT THERE OPERATING IN 310 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,145 SECRET -- WE THINK. 311 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,522 AND THIS PROFESSOR IS THE KEY. 312 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,773 CHECK OUT HIS CUFF LINKS. 313 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,609 >> Quizboy: SO -- SO, YOU, WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO ASSASSINATE THIS 314 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,528 GUY OR SOMETHING? 315 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,195 >> Brock: NO. 316 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:18,863 WE WANT YOU TO ACE HIS CLASS. 317 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,990 >> CONGRATULATIONS, LAD. 318 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:24,034 YOU'RE NOW A FULLY MATRICULATED STUDENT OF STATE UNIVERSITY. 319 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:24,785 >> Quizboy: OH. 320 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,704 I-I KIND OF WANTED TO GO TO M.I.T. 321 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:29,039 >> AND I WANTED TO BE BORN WITH BIG, BEAUTIFUL TITS! 322 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:33,461 MAKE SOME LEMONADE WITH THIS, WILL YA? 323 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:36,088 >> Phantom Limb: AH, YOUNG MR. WHALEN. 324 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,048 DO FIND A SEAT QUICKLY, QUIZBOY. 325 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,885 I WAS STARTING TO TEACH YOUR MORE PUNCTUAL PEERS. 326 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,052 >> Quizboy: SORRY, PROFESSOR FANTOMOS. 327 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,805 I HAD TROUBLE FINDING THE BUILDING. 328 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,432 >> Phantom Limb: YES, YES. 329 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,767 IT'S A GREAT BIG, NEW WORLD FOR YOU. 330 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,229 AND, MR. QUIZBOY, I HEARD YOU WERE RECENTLY EXONERATED, BUT 331 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,608 ALLOW ME TO IMPRESS ONE THING UPON YOU -- WE DO NOT TOLERATE 332 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,234 CHEATING AT STATE UNIVERSITY. 333 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,653 THE PUNISHMENT IS SEVERE. 334 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,114 >> PROFESSOR FANTOMOS, YOU'RE NEEDED IN THE OFFICE. 335 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,366 >> Phantom Limb: AH, WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, CLASS. 336 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,578 STEVIE, WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE OVER THE LECTURE FOR ME? 337 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:08,954 KESSLER'S, CHAPTER FOUR. 338 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:12,249 AND, STUDENTS, I EXPECT THOSE PAPERS ON MY DESK AT THE START 339 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,418 OF THE NEXT CLASS. 340 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,379 >> OKAY, GUYS, UH, PAGE 72. 341 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:21,217 UM, WE'RE LEARNING... 342 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:27,306 >> Quizboy: ♪ SUDDENLY, I'M NOT SO DIFFERENT ♪ 343 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:34,271 ♪ SUDDENLY, I'M NOT SO ALL ALONE ♪ 344 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,815 ♪ SUDDENLY, I'M -- 345 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:48,786 HMM, WONDER IF IT'S THE SAME STEVIE. 346 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:49,870 OH! SHIT! 347 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,123 >> GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF AND STOP HYPERVENTILATING! 348 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,543 THIS IS A SMALL CAR [BLEEP] DAMN IT. 349 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,962 >> Brock: JUST KEEP YOUR COOL AND DON'T BLOW THE MISSION. 350 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,797 WE'RE GETTING EXCELLENT INTEL OUT OF YOU. 351 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,756 >> Quizboy: WHAT INTEL? 352 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,132 I'VE -- I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A DAY. 353 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,467 I HAVEN'T DONE ANY SPYING YET. 354 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,510 >> SURE, YOU HAVE. 355 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,012 THAT NEW EYE OF YOURS -- ACTUALLY A 3-D LASER MATRIX 356 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:07,972 HOLOGRAPHIC CAMERA. 357 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,349 AND THIS LITTLE PUD PULLER STORES ALL THE DATA. 358 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:10,933 >> Quizboy: YOU GUYS WIRED ME? 359 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,142 >> ARE YOU KIDDING? 360 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:15,646 YOU'RE A WALKING WIRE, AND RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO WALK BACK IN 361 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,231 THERE AND DO YOUR GOD-GIVEN DUTY. 362 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,900 THERE ARE NO FREE HANDS IN THIS BUSINESS, SON. 363 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:25,197 >> Phantom Limb: EHM -- I'M SORRY, SHEILA, BUT IF I 364 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,784 EXTEND THE DEADLINE FOR ONE STUDENT, I'D HAVE TO EXTEND IT 365 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:29,994 FOR ALL OF THEM. 366 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:33,247 >> Dr. Girlfriend: WELL, THANK YOU, ANYWAY, PROFESSOR FANTOMOS. 367 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,292 >> Phantom Limb: MR. WHALEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING. 368 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,668 >> Quizboy: PROFESSOR FANTOMOS, IF THIS IS ABOUT MY PAPER, I'M 369 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,837 REALLY SORRY. 370 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,005 >> Phantom Limb: WE'LL GET TO THAT, BUT FIRST I WANTED TO SEE 371 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,881 HOW YOU WERE HOLDING UP AND EXTEND MY DEEPEST CONDOLENCES 372 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,758 ABOUT STEVIE. 373 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,468 >> Quizboy: OH, I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE SORRY. 374 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:50,139 I UNDERSTAND HE WAS YOUR LAB ASSISTANT FOR SOME TIME? 375 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,267 >> Phantom Limb: YES, HE WAS QUITE A CLEVER BOY -- 376 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,687 REGRETTABLE, WHICH BRINGS US TO THE OTHER REASON I ASKED YOU 377 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:57,479 HERE. 378 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:00,691 >> Quizboy: MY PAPER. YOU SEE -- 379 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:02,693 >> Phantom Limb: I'LL BE NEEDING A NEW LAB ASSISTANT, 380 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,195 AND I'D LIKE HIM TO BE YOU. 381 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,071 >> Quizboy: ME? 382 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,072 OH -- OH -- OH, I-I DON'T THINK I'M READY. 383 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,199 >> Phantom Limb: NONSENSE! 384 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,534 I READ YOUR PAPER. 385 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:11,452 IT WAS BRILLIANT, PERFECT. 386 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:14,913 FRANKLY, I THINK MY CLASS MAY BE BENEATH YOU. 387 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,334 AND THIS INGENIOUS CONTRAPTION YOU'VE BUILT -- BASED ON A 388 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,419 MIKE SARIAMO DESIGN, IS IT NOT? 389 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:23,172 HE WAS A STUDENT OF MINE, YOU KNOW. 390 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,592 AH, THE BRIGHTEST MIND I'VE EVER TAUGHT -- UNTIL NOW. 391 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,678 THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW, WILLIAM. 392 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,889 LIKE YOU, I WAS BORN... 393 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,057 DIFFERENT. 394 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:37,394 YES, MY FAMILY REJECTED ME, THE LAST SON IN A LONG LINE OF 395 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,063 COSTUMED ADVENTURERS. 396 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:43,233 CLEARLY, I COULDN'T TAKE ON THE MANTLE OF MY FOREBEARS WITH THIS 397 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:47,279 BODY, SO I INSTEAD TURNED TO SCIENCE. 398 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:51,742 WHAT NATURE, IN HER CAPRICE, LEFT UNFINISHED, SCIENCE HAD THE 399 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:52,951 POWER TO MAKE WHOLE AGAIN. 400 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:57,539 AND NOW THAT I'VE ACQUIRED THIS, MY WORK HERE IS NEARLY COMPLETE. 401 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:03,253 YOU SEE, I'VE RECENTLY BECOME THE BENEFICIARY OF A RATHER 402 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:07,549 GENEROUS GRANT FROM THE GUILD... 403 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,842 OF COLLEGIATE INVESTORS. 404 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,094 >> Quizboy: OH, I-I -- WHAT? 405 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,303 OH. 406 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,347 WELL, OKAY, WELL, I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU, PROFESSOR, BUT I DON'T 407 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,098 KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THE EXTRA WORK. 408 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,265 >> Phantom Limb: NONSENSE! 409 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,602 THE UNIVERSITY BYLAWS CLEARLY STIPULATE THAT THE ROOMMATE OF A 410 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:22,606 SUICIDE IS AUTOMATICALLY GRANTED A 4.0 FOR THE SEMESTER. 411 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:26,694 YOU'VE GOT A FREE RIDE, MR. WHALEN, THAT I MIGHT HAVE 412 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,237 YOU ALL TO MYSELF. 413 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:32,700 THE INVISIBLE HAND OF FATE HAS BROUGHT US TOGETHER, QUIZBOY. 414 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:37,121 WE FREAKS -- IF YOU'LL PARDON THE CRUDE VERNACULAR -- MUST 415 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,374 WORK IN TANDEM. 416 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,959 >> Quizboy: I DON'T THINK HE'S YOUR GUY. 417 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:42,918 >> OF COURSE HE IS. 418 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,294 ALL THE INTEL POINTS TO IT, DAMN IT. 419 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:44,962 >> Quizboy: AGAIN WITH THE INTEL. 420 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,797 YOU SAW WHAT HE SAID. 421 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,632 HE'S NOT IN THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT. 422 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,883 IT'S LIKE A BUSINESSMAN'S CLUB OR SOMETHING. 423 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,928 >> THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT THE BUILD-A-BEAR GROUP, SON, AND 424 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:53,595 THEN WHAMMO! 425 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,348 BERLIN WALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN. 426 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,683 >> Quizboy: NO, IT HASN'T. 427 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:58,684 >> OH, IT WILL, KIDDO. 428 00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,727 IT WAS DECIDED AT THE LAST MEETING. 429 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,271 >> Brock: BILLY, YOU GOT TO DO THE LAB-ASSISTANT GIG. 430 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,063 YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE NOW. 431 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,148 >> Quizboy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NOW"? 432 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,025 >> Brock: WELL, LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT 433 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,777 STEVIE WAS OUR OTHER MAN ON THE INSIDE. 434 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,945 >> CODE NAME -- PUSSYFACE. 435 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,947 >> Quizboy: IS THAT WHY HE KILLED HIMSELF? 436 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,490 >> Brock: OPEN YOUR EYES, KID. 437 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,658 >> YOUR REAL ONE. 438 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,453 >> Brock: FANTOMOS KILLED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS GETTING TOO 439 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,454 CLOSE -- WE THINK. 440 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,832 >> Quizboy: AND YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE HIS PLACE? 441 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:22,708 NO WAY, JOSé! 442 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,918 >> Brock: RELAX, HE'S NOT GONNA KILL YOU. 443 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,004 >> Quizboy: HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE? 444 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,422 >> BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 445 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,339 HE LOVED YOUR PAPER. 446 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,258 >> Quizboy: I NEVER WROTE MY PAPER. 447 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:34,762 I SPENT THE NIGHT EXPLAINING THE DEAD STEVIE IN THE CLOSET TO THE 448 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,512 CAMPUS POLICE. 449 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,431 >> THAT'S WHY WE WROTE IT FOR YOU. 450 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,016 >> Brock: WELL, STEPHEN HAWKING DID. 451 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:39,600 WE CALLED IN A FAVOR. 452 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,393 >> Quizboy: THAT'S CHEATING. 453 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,687 >> CHEATING IS WHAT THE SPY BUSINESS IS ALL ABOUT, BOY 454 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,855 CHICK. 455 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,398 WHY, IF WE DON'T KEEP OUR EYES ON OUR NEIGHBOR'S PAPER, THE 456 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,692 BADDIES GET THE BOMB, AND THE WHOLE WORLD GOES KABLOOEY. 457 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,820 YOU KEEP THINKING YOU'RE HERE ON THE G.I. BILL OR SOMETHING, KID. 458 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,572 YOU ARE NOT HERE TO WRITE ESSAYS! 459 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,865 YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN COLLEGE! 460 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:58,869 YOU ARE IN THE OFFICE OF SECRET INTELLIGENCE, YOU DAMN, DIRTY, 461 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,162 LITTLE CRYBABY FREAK! 462 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,205 >> Quizboy: HYAH! 463 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,039 >> Brock: OW! 464 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,290 OH, WATCH THE BALLS! 465 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,334 >> GET HIM! 466 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,002 >> Phantom Limb: AH, THERE YOU ARE. 467 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:07,795 COME AT ONCE. 468 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,379 THE REACTOR'S ALL FIRED UP AND READY. 469 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,256 I NEED YOU TO MONITOR THE EXPERIMENT. 470 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,718 >> Quizboy: WAIT, I DON'T THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO DO THAT. 471 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,470 I-I CHEATED. 472 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,889 >> Phantom Limb: DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT, WILLIAM? 473 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:19,807 >> Quizboy: YOU DO? 474 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,058 >> Phantom Limb: OF COURSE. 475 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,852 YOU DID WHAT ANY OF US WHO WERE BORN DIFFERENT NEED TO DO TO GET 476 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,271 A LEG UP ON EVERYONE ELSE, PARTICULARLY WHEN WE'RE BORN 477 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,231 WITHOUT PROPER ONES. 478 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,649 AND WHAT OF IT? 479 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,275 THOSE QUIZ-SHOW SIMPLETONS HAVE NO RIGHT TO KEEP A GENIUS FROM 480 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,486 HIS DREAMS OVER PETTY MONEY. 481 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,695 >> Quizboy: QUIZ SHOW? 482 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,073 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS -- >> Phantom Limb: COULD YOU BE A 483 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,032 DEAR AND GET THAT FOR ME? 484 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,075 >> Quizboy: OH, SURE, PROFESSOR. 485 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,326 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 486 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,370 >> Phantom Limb: BEING BORN AGAIN, MY LITTLE FRIEND. 487 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,747 THESE MECHANICAL HUSKS ARE MORE THAN MERE PROSTHETICS. 488 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:48,085 THEY'RE MUSCLE-GROWTH ACCELERATORS, INCUBATORS FOR MY 489 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,586 GLORIOUS NEW NORMAL LIMBS. 490 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,922 >> Quizboy: YOU'RE GONNA GROW NEW ARMS AND LEGS? 491 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,675 >> Phantom Limb: PRECISELY, MY PRODIGIOUSLY PERSPICACIOUS 492 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:55,801 PROTéGé. 493 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,303 ONLY THE TREMENDOUS POWER I REQUIRE TO DO SO WAS ALWAYS 494 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,263 BEYOND MY GRASP. 495 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:02,474 THAT IS, UNTIL THE GUILD PROVIDED THE ATOMIC 496 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,475 GET-UP-AND-GO. 497 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:08,522 NOW, FIRE IT UP, MY BOY. 498 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,984 [ LAUGHS ] IT'S -- IT'S WORKING. 499 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,151 I FEEL IT. 500 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:17,990 UNSPEAKABLE POWER COURSES THROUGH MY EVERY FIBROUS SINEW. 501 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,951 I FEEL AS IF I COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! 502 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,704 MORE POWER! 503 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,539 YES! 504 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:30,043 THEY'RE BECOMING MORE THAN NORMAL -- BETTER, STRONGER, DARE 505 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:33,505 I SAY SUPERHUMAN? 506 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,800 MORE POWER, WILLIAM! 507 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,970 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] [ GROANS ] 508 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,638 SOMETHING'S AMISS. 509 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,849 CHECK THE CORE WALL DISPLACEMENT SEQUENCER. 510 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,684 >> Quizboy: I-I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 511 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,311 >> Phantom Limb: OF COURSE YOU DO. 512 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,270 YOU WROTE A PAPER ON IT. 513 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,315 >> Quizboy: NO, PROFESSOR FANTAMOS, I DIDN'T. 514 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,566 I DIDN'T WRITE IT. 515 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,526 I CHEATED! 516 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,819 >> Phantom Limb: OH, BOTHER. 517 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,363 OHH! 518 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,365 AAH! 519 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,992 AAAHH! 520 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:07,623 AAAAHHH! 521 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,000 >> Quizboy: HE DIED FOR MY SIN. 522 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,211 >> Brock: BILLY, DON'T WORRY, WE'RE HERE! 523 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,295 >> BAD NEWS. 524 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:18,175 >> THE MOST ASISINE, SLOP-HACKING PIECE OF ESPIONAGE 525 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,635 I'VE EVER SEEN! 526 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,803 LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, SAMSON! 527 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,514 >> Brock: DON'T YOU WANT TO WAIT TILL HUNTER GETS HERE? 528 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,683 YOU'RE GONNA STRAIN YOUR VOICE YELLING TWICE. 529 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,811 >> COLONEL GATHERS HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO GUAM, EFFECTIVE 530 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,605 0700 THIS MORNING. 531 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:34,316 YOUR WINDMILL-CHASING DAYS ARE OVER, SANCHO PANZA. 532 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:38,028 YOU GOT A NEW ASSIGNMENT. 533 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,321 >> Brock: AW, COME ON. 534 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,781 THIS IS ROOKIE STUFF. 535 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,157 >> DISMISSED, SAMSON! 536 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,283 >> Brock: WHAT ABOUT THE KID? 537 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,660 >> WHAT, DO YOU WANT TO ADOPT HIM?! 538 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,829 I SAID TAKE IT ON THE ARCHES. 539 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:52,459 PSYOPS NEEDS GUINEA PIGS FOR THEIR MEMORY-WIPE PROJECT, OKAY? 540 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,753 SO, UNLIKE YOU, HE STILL WORKS HERE. 541 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,425 >> Pete: BILLY? 542 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,636 BILLY, YOU OKAY, FELLA? 543 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,138 >> Quizboy: WHITE. 544 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:29,181 BROCK. 545 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,475 DR. VENTURE, WHERE -- >> Pete: IT'S OKAY, PALLY. 546 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,310 YOU JUST TOOK A LITTLE FALL IS ALL. 547 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:34,227 YOU'RE SAFE NOW. 548 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,229 >> Quizboy: OH, I WAS HAVING THE WEIRDEST -- 549 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:39,024 YOU SONS OF BITCHES! 550 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:39,775 >> Pete: COME ON! 551 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:40,317 OH, HEY, HEY! 552 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:40,650 >> Brock: WHOA! 553 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,195 WHOA! EASY!