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>> HEY KIDS, IT'S TIME
FOR ADVENTURE
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AT RUSTY'S DAY CAMP
FOR BOY ADVENTURERS --
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THE LARGEST PRIVATELY RUN
DAY CAMP FOR BUDDING SUPER
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SCIENTISTS IN THE AREA.
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LEARN ADVENTURING FROM PROS
LIKE ACTION JONNY,
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MASTER BILLY QUIZ-BOY,
AND OF COURSE ME,
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RUSTY VENTURE, STAR
OF THE RUSTY VENTURE CARTOON.
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TELL MOM YOU NEED EXCITEMENT.
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TELL DAD YOU NEED
A CASHIER'S CHECK.
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AND WE'LL SEE YOU THERE.
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AT RUSTY'S DAY CAMP
FOR BOY ADVENTURERS!
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>> Rusty: MAKES ME FEEL WARM
AND FUZZY, JUST TRYING TO GIVE
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BACK TO THE FANS THAT MADE ME.
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>> THESE KIDS PAID $200 BUCKS
A HEAD TO GET IN HERE, AND THEN
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YOU CHARGE THE ANOTHER 20 TO
GET THEIR PICTURE TAKEN
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WITH A CARDBOARD CUTOUT.
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I'M NOT SURE THAT QUALIFIES
AS "GIVING BACK."
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>> ALRIGHT, KEEP IT DOWN.
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I DON'T WANT MY FANS TO KNOW
HOW MEAN YOU ARE TO THEIR HERO.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S RUSTY VENTURE!
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>> WHEN DO WE EAT, SAM?
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WE WOULDN'T STOPPED FOR
A CRULLER IF WE KNEW YOU WERE
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GONNA STARVE US.
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>> OH, THOSE ARE UNDERRATED.
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>> THERE ARE FULLY STOCKED
VENDING MACHINES RIGHT NEXT
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TO THE GIFT SHACK.
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WHY DON'T YOU TWO GET YOURSELF
AN EIGHT-DOLLAR BAG OF COMBOS?
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WHEW!
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WOWZIE, SOME PEOPLE JUST
SHOULDN'T BREED.
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THOSE ARE SOME UGLY KIDS.
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>> KIDS?
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YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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THEY'RE ACHONDROPLASTIC DWARVES.
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>> AND THEY'RE ALMOST AS GOOD
AS YOU OR I, AND THEY DESERVE
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THIS CAMP AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER
KID HERE.
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SUCH A RACIST.
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>> THEY'RE NOT REALLY A RACE,
DOC.
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>> WILL YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF,
HITLER.
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>> WELL, NOT REALLY A BOY
ADVENTURER.
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>> WELL, WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?
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BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BIG HEAD?
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>> HEY! ALL CELEBRITIES
HAVE LARGE HEADS.
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YOU EVER SEE CHRISTINA RICCI
IN REAL LIFE?
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>> SO WHAT ARE YOU?
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>> I'M A QUIZ BOY.
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IT'S A SERIOUSLY UNDERRATED
BRANCH OF BOY GENIUS.
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>> QUIZ BOY?
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YOU DON'T REALLY LOOK
LIKE A LITTLE KID.
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>> COME ON.
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OKAY, FINE, I'M 35 YEARS OLD.
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YOU HAPPY?
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I'M NEITHER BOY, NOR ADVENTURER.
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BRILLIANT.
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YOU.YOU SOLVED THE CASE OF
"LET'S HURT THE UNPAID
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VOLUNTEER'S FEELINGS."
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PRETTY SMART KID.
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BE?
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>> I'M GONNA BE A BOY
ADVENTURER LIKE RUSTY VENTURE!
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>> WHAT IS "WRONG"!
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YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE GONNA BE
A QUIZ BOY!
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>> NO, I WON'T.
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>> I'LL TAKE "YES YOU ARE"
FOR 50 POINTS.
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>> WE CAN'T ALL BE
FAMOUS ADVENTURERS.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE
TO BE OUT OF THE ADVENTURE GAME
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ALTOGETHER.
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>> YOU MEAN, BECOME A SUPER
VILLAIN?
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>> SHIVER ME TIMBERS, NO!
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I'M TALKING ABOUT THE RUBBER
MASK SET.
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THE LITTLE GUYS.
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>> DO WE GET TO WEAR COOL
COSTUMES?
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>> YOU BET YOU DO!
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IF YOU RUN A MUSEUM, YOU GET
YOURSELF A GLOWING SUIT
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OF ARMOR.
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YOU WANNA PROTECT YOUR GOLD
FROM MEDDLING KIDS, YOU MIGHT
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TRY A GHOST MINER 49er.
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LOOK AT ME.
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I LOOK LIKE JOHNNY DEPP!
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>> [ KIDS CHEERING ]
>> OH, AND THAT'S NOT ALL.
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SOMETIMES YOU GET TO HANG OUT
WITH PEOPLE WHO WERE FAMOUS
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ONCE, LIKE CHER
AND THE GUY THAT DID THE VOICE
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FOR INSPECTOR GADGET!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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YOU'RE ON MONARCH TIME!
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YOU SNACK OFF THE CLOCK!
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WAIT, SEE IF THEY HAVE THAT
IN A MEDIUM.
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THAT'S HILARIOUS.
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>> HONEY, HAVE YOU SEEN TIM-TOM
AND KEVIN?
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>> YOUR MURDEROUS MOPPETS?
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I SENT THEM OUT ON A... THING.
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>> MONARCH, YOU'RE NOT ARCHING
DR. VENTURE IN THERE, ARE YOU?
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>> WHAT?
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NO, NO, SWEETIE.
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THIS IS RECONNAISSANCE WORK...
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PR-PREEMPTIVE ARCHING.
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>> ISN'T THAT JUST ARCHING?
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>> WELL, MAYBE IF YOU'RE
RETARDED IT-- MAN OF MANATEE!
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WHERE DID YOU GET THAT NUMBER?
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>> YOU LIKE IT?
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IT'S A PROTOTYPE FOR MY
DR. MRS. THE MONARCH COSTUME.
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>> I DON'T WANT TO BE PICKY,
BUT YOU'RE GONNA TRIP
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ON THOSE WINGS.
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AND AREN'T YOU A LITTLE AFRAID
THAT YOUR CUPCAKES MIGHT
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SLIDE OUT?
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>> WHATEVER, THEY'RE TAPED.
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I'M MORE WORRIED THAT IT MAKES
MY ASS LOOK CHUNKY.
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>> OH DEAR...
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COME HERE, SIT ON YOUR KING'S
EVER EXPANDING THRONE.
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>> WHAT IS THAT?
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>> NO DOUBT A RECRUITMENT
FACILITY CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS
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LIKE, THE GAYEST DAY CAMP EVER.
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>> WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S HUGE!
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IT CAN'T BE A KID.
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>> DEAN, THAT'S A TEENAGER.
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>> BUT...BUT, WE DON'T LOOK
LIKE THAT.
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OH, CRAP!
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HE'S COMING OVER HERE.
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I-I GOTTA GO.
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>> DUDE, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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>> HEY.
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>> HEY.
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>> YOUR MOM MAKE YOU COME TO
THIS LOSER CON, TOO?
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>> I DON'T HAVE A MOMMY.
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>> SO WHAT, I DON'T HAVE A DAD.
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HE WAS IN BLACK OPS.
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PROBABLY WENT UNDERCOVER TO
KILL SOMEBODY.
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HEY, WHAT WAS THAT NERDY KID'S
PROBLEM?
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>> THAT'S MY BROTHER, DEAN.
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HE'S NEVER SEEN ANOTHER TEENAGE
BOY BEFORE.
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>> HEY, HOW MANY OF YOU GOT
FATHERS OUT THERE?
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SHOW OF HANDS.
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>> YOU!
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WHY IS YOUR HAND NOT UP, MAN?
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WHAT? NO FATHER?
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YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE JESUS, BRO.
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>> MY DADDY DIED
WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.
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>> OH, WELL, YOU HAD A FATHER,
AND NOW YOU'RE [ BLEEP ] FREE,
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MAN.
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LET'S GO! COME ON!
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I WANNA SEE ALL THOSE HANDS UP!
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>> OH, WAIT, ACTION JOHNNY'S
HAND ISN'T UP.
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WHY IS THAT?
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DOES HE NOT HAVE A FATHER?
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NO!
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FATHERS ARE CARING
AND PROTECTIVE MEN.
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AND I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE.
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NO. NO, BUT WHO CARES?
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WHO CARES, WHO CARES,
WHO CARES, WHO CARES!!
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MAYBE I DID KILL THE DOG.
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MAYBE I WAS THE LIZARD MAN THAT
STOLE YOUR PRECIOUS SERUM.
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YOU LOVED THAT SERUM MORE THAN
YOU LOVED ME.
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FATHER!
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FATHER!
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>> I LIKED HIM BETTER
WHEN HE WAS STRUNG OUT.
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POOR BASTARD. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GOT HIM TO DO THIS.
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>> I KNOW.
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YOU SHOULD READ HIS RIDER.
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HE REQUESTED 20 BARS OF LEVER
2000, ONE BOTTLE OF CRYSTAL,
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ONE BOTTLE OF DOM PERIGNON, AND
TWO CASES OF TROPICANA TWISTERS.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
RIGHT. WHO WAS THAT, VAN HALEN?
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>> NO, THAT WAS
SEAN PUFFY COMBS DADDY.
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>> HEY, POP, CAN I SHOW MY NEW
FRIEND MY BEDROOM?
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I'VE NEVER HAD A FRIEND
IN THERE.
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YA KNOW, POP, I'VE NEVER EVEN
HAD A FRIEND.
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>> HANK! STOP CALLING ME "POP"!
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IF THESE KIDS FIND OUT THAT
THEIR HERO HAS HAD SEX,
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THEIR HEADS WILL EXPLODE.
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>> BUT I WANT TO SHOW MY NEW --
>> THIS ISN'T ALL
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ABOUT YOU, HANK.
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THESE KIDS WANT TO SEE
RUSTY VENTURE.
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MAYBE WHEN THERE'S A CARTOON
CALLED "THE VENTURE BROTHERS,"
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IT'LL BE DIFFERENT.
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>> HEY HANK, I COULD SURE USE
YOUR HELP WITH MY JUDO CLASS.
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I CAN'T DO IT
WITHOUT YOUR UKEMI.
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>> I'LL GO CHANGE INTO MY GI!
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>> SMOOTH, DOC.
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>> WAIT TILL YOU HAVE KIDS OF
YOUR OWN.
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>> KILLING BLACKULAS WITH
A SWORD IS COOL.
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BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S
REALLY COOL?
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SAFETY!
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>> THE ORDER OF THE TRIAD HAS
A LOT OF STRANGE
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AND DANGEROUS ENEMIES.
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>> ENEMIES OF SAFETY!
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>> ONE OF OUR ENEMIES IS
INVISIBLE!
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>> AND HE CAN ENTER ANY HOME
THROUGH THE GROUND.
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HE'S IN YOUR HOME NOW.
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WAITING FOR YOU IN THE BASEMENT.
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>> HIS NAME IS RADON!
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AND HE WILL GIVE YOU
LUNG CANCER.
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>> LUNG CANCER?
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BUT AL, I DON'T SMOKE.
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>> OF COURSE YOU DON'T,
JEFFERSON.
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BECAUSE SMOKING IS MORE EVIL
THAN THE HOARY DENIZENS
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OF THE UNDERWORLD.
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AND IF YOU SMOKED, WE'D KNOW IT
BECAUSE WE HAVE A SMOKE
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DETECTOR IN EVERY ROOM.
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>> WITH FRESH BATTERIES!
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REMEMBER -- IF A SMOKE DETECTOR
DOESN'T WORK, THE SILENCE...
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>> All: COULD BE DEADLY!
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[ SILENCE ]
>> WHEN DID WE LOSE THEM?
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>> THAT WAS MY FAULT.
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I REALLY HIT THEM WITH
THAT RADON PART.
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>> WE NEVER GET TO MY SONG!
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> ALRIGHT, YOU REALLY GOTTA
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POUND THAT HIP IN THERE.
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BREAK HIS BALANCE.
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YOU CAN'T JUST PULL THE GUY
OVER.
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YOU HAVE TO ROLL HIM
OVER YOUR HIP.
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>> WHAT'S THAT THROW CALLED?
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>> THAT ONE'S CALLED O-GOSHI.
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>> YOU MEAN O-GAY-SHI.
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YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF
BONOBO CHIMPS.
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>> WHAT?
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>> O-GAY-SHI...
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>> WHAT . WA?
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>> SOMEBODY PULLS THAT
RIDICULOUS MOVE ON ME,
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I'D LAND MY INSIDE AXE KICK
ON THEIR FACE.
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I CALL IT THE WIDOW-MAKER.
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IF I, LIKE, KICK A GUY MARRIED
WITH IT.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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MAYBE YOU WANNA COME UP HERE
AND SHOW US SOME OF YOUR
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TECHNIQUE.
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>> YEAH, YOU WISH.
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TOO BAD I HAD TO REGISTER
MY HANDS AND INSTEP
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AS LETHAL WEAPONS.
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THE FRIGGIN' GOVERNMENT MADE ME
DO THAT.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU --
KID, SERIOUSLY?
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ARE YOU FOR REAL?
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>> BROCK, ARE YOUR FEET
REGISTERED?
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>> NOBODY'S ARE.
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THEY DON'T EVEN DO THAT.
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THIS KID'S INSANE.
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>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
234
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YOU BETTER WALK AWAY...
235
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>> I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
236
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WHAT A.WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
237
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>> ALRIGHT JUNIOR ADVENTURERS!
238
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WHO WANTS A TOUR OF RUSTY'S
SCIENTASTIC FACILITIES?
239
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>> [ CHEERING ]
>> WHAT WAS THAT UP THERE?
240
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>> THAT KID WAS PUSHING
MY BUTTONS HARD.
241
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I-I-I WANTED TO BEAT ON HIM.
242
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>> DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT,
I'M UNINSURED.
243
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GO COOL DOWN.
244
00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,736
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA POP
A BLOOD VESSEL.
245
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>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOT INTO ME.
246
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>> ALL ABOARD FOR FUN!
247
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NEXT STOP...
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EXCITEMENT TOWN!
249
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DON'T FORGET TO COLLECT YOUR
FREE SMILE FROM THE TROLLEY
250
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CONDUCTOR.
251
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>> WHAT ARE YOU TWO IDIOTS
DOING?
252
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GET ON THAT GOLF CART THING!
253
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NOW!
254
00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:24,045
>> SWEETIE, CALM DOWN.
255
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HONESTLY.
256
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>> IT'S A TOUR OF THE COMPOUND!
257
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THAT IDIOT DR. VENTURE IS
ABOUT TO OPEN HIS SHIRT
258
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AND TELL ME WHERE TO STICK
THE KNIFE!
259
00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:32,595
>> YOU'RE ARCHING.
260
00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:34,263
>> I'M SEIZING AN OPPORTUNITY.
261
00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,265
NOW HOW DO YOU DO A SCREEN
CAPTURE?
262
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IT'S LIKE SHIFT, OPTION --
OH, CRAP!
263
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I MADE AN UMLAUT.
264
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>> [ SIGHS ]
>> HEY, WE'RE GONNA USE
265
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THE BUDDY SYSTEM.
266
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THE PERSON SEATED NEXT TO YOU
IS YOUR BUDDY.
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SAY "HI" TO YOUR BUDDY.
268
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>> HI, BUDDY.
269
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>> IF YOU TOUCH SOMETHING THAT
MELTS YOUR FINGERS OFF,
270
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TELL YOUR BUDDY.
271
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IF YOU GET A FACE FULL OF
BURNING HYDROFLUORIC ACID,
272
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IT'S YOUR BUDDY THAT DRAGS YOU
TO ONE OF THE MANY EYEWASH
273
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STATIONS.
274
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ANY QUESTIONS?
275
00:08:58,579 --> 00:08:59,288
>> WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET RUSTY?
276
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>> [ SIGHS ]
I'M RUSTY VENTURE.
277
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WHY CAN'T YOU KIDS WRAP
YOUR HEADS AROUND THAT?
278
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,253
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
279
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,046
>> I LEFT NEVERLAND SO I COULD
MARRY WENDY.
280
00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:08,089
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?
281
00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,131
ANY GOOD QUESTIONS?
282
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,133
>> YES, THE KID THAT'S BIGGER
THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
283
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,134
>> YEAH, IT'S PAT.
284
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,135
PAT MCCROTCH.
285
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,304
YEAH, IS THIS GONNA SUCK
THE WHOLE TIME, OR IS THIS
286
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,431
THE ONLY PART THAT SUCKS?
287
00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,725
I JUST WANT TO GAUGE HOW MUCH
SUCK I HAVE TO FRIGGIN
288
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SIT THROUGH.
289
00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:24,355
>> ANY REAL QUESTIONS
ABOUT THE TOUR?
290
00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:26,148
OKAY, THE BLOND BOY.
291
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,608
>> YES, WALTER.
292
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,318
WALTER MELON.
293
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,320
IS THIS GONNA BE DOO-DOO
STUPID--
294
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,780
>> WALTER. WALTER, IS IT?
295
00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,907
YES, LOCKED IN YOUR ROOM FOR
TWO WEEKS WITH NOTHING TO EAT
296
00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:35,366
BUT POTATOES.
297
00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:36,993
AND NO CAR, EVER.
298
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,995
>> WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO --
>> OH, WHAT?
299
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,121
I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU
ASKED ME HOW LONG YOUR FATHER
300
00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,206
IS GOING TO PUNISH YOU.
301
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:46,586
>> SO ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T
IMMEDIATELY GIVE YOU RESPECT,
302
00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:47,586
YOU MURDER?
303
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,587
>> NO, NO.
304
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:49,505
WELL...
305
00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,507
I MEAN, I DON'T ALWAYS
KILL THEM OR ANYTHING.
306
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,926
JUST LIKE A BRUISE OR TWO
AS A LITTLE REMINDER.
307
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:54,885
I MEAN...
308
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:55,386
UNTIL THIS KID.
309
00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,471
>> JUST TALK TO HIM.
310
00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,933
WHEN YOU TREAT A YOUNG MAN LIKE
AN ADULT, HE ACTS LIKE AN ADULT.
311
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,185
>> IF HE WAS ADULT, I'D KICK
HIS ASS.
312
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,104
>> YOU CAN'T STOOP TO THEIR
LEVEL.
313
00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:09,317
>> YEAH, THAT'S THE TR--
BUT ANOTHER KID COULD, RIGHT?
314
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,861
NO, I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING
WITH THIS.
315
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,322
YEAH, I COULD GET ANOTHER KID
TO BEAT HIM DOWN.
316
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,366
[ LAUGHING ]
>> NOT EVEN CLOSE.
317
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,367
>> DON'T BOTHER.
318
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,368
I'M NOT LISTENING.
319
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,495
>> WHO DO I MAKE THIS OUT TO?
320
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,580
>> DEAN.
321
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,082
>> WAIT, YOU'RE NOT ONE
OF THE VENTURE TWINS, ARE YOU?
322
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,043
>> MY DAD TOLD ME SO SAY "NO"
TO THAT.
323
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,546
>> LOOK, KID, I HAVE A PLANE
PARKED RIGHT OVER THERE.
324
00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:33,007
YOU SAY THE WORD AND WE ARE
OUTTA HERE, MAN.
325
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,884
YOU DON'T NEED TO LIVE
LIKE THIS.
326
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,260
>> DEAN?
327
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,137
>> JUST SAY THE WORD --
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JON?
328
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,138
LEAVE THE KID ALONE.
329
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,557
>> JUST SIGNING ONE OF MY BABY
PICTURES, SAMSON.
330
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,310
[ NERVOUS LAUGH ]
"ACTION JOHNNY"
331
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,187
>> HEY, DEAN, YOU WANNA
COME WITH ME.
332
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,229
I NEED A FAVOR.
333
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,690
>> JUST SAY THE WORD, MAN!
334
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,567
>> THE E-DEN!
335
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,903
A FULLY ENCLOSED,
SELF SUSTAINING BIOLOGICAL
336
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,071
ENVIRONMENT.
337
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,365
DESIGNED TO PREPARE A SINGLE
MALE AND FEMALE ASTRONAUT
338
00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:00,159
FOR LONG TERM, SPACE STATION
INHABITANCY.
339
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,327
>> WHY IS IT SO DIRTY?
340
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,079
>> MY FATHER DIED BEFORE
HE TAUGHT ME TO CARE.
341
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,831
ALRIGHT, BILLY, WANNA GIVE ME
A HAND WITH THIS DOOR?
342
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:10,127
[ STRAINING ]
>> IT'S RUSTED SHUT.
343
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,088
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
OPENED THIS?
344
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:15,091
>> THE PROJECT WAS ABANDONED
40 YEARS AGO.
345
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,217
MAYBE IT'S A PUSH DOOR.
346
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,303
ARE YOU PULLING OR PUSHING?
347
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,806
HUH, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EMPTY
WITH, LIKE, A PLAQUE THAT SAYS
348
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,891
HOW WONDERFUL MY DAD WAS.
349
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,184
ALRIGHT, HANDS IN POCKETS.
350
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,603
AND I DON'T CARE HOW SOFT
SOMETHING LOOKS, THERE'S NO
351
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:28,771
PUTTING YOUR LIPS ON ANYTHING.
352
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:31,107
>> THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE
A HAMPER IN A HIPPIE'S COMMUNE.
353
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,858
IT'S SPOOKY.
354
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:33,442
>> HEY, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
355
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,445
IT WILL MAKE YOU STERILE.
356
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:41,617
>> WH-WHAT IS THAT?
357
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,119
>> OKAY, KIDS.
358
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,245
SO...
359
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,413
THE E-DEN.
360
00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,832
A SELF CONTAINED --
WE PROBABLY SHOULD GET BACK
361
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:48,582
TO THE CAMP GROUNDS.
362
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,377
ARTS AND CRAFTS--
>> [ ROARING ]
363
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,049
>> IT'S OKAY, I'VE TALKED
TO A GORILLA BEFORE.
364
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,300
I KNOW THEIR LANGUAGE.
365
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,846
>> KOKO,
FINE ANIMAL PERSON GORILLA.
366
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:05,141
BROWS DRINK POLITE NIPPLE
THERE HURRY.
367
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,684
FROWN BAD!
368
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,727
BILLY! BILLY, I NEED A KITTEN!
369
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:09,854
>> WHY DO YOU NEED A KITTEN?
370
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,814
>> THEY LIKE KITTENS.
371
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,858
>> DON'T MOVE,
THEY CAN SMELL FEAR!
372
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:14,817
>> CAN THEY SMELL URINE?
373
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,192
>> IT'S LIKE LIQUID FEAR!
374
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,737
>> I PRETTY MUCH KNEW THIS WAS
GONNA HAPPEN.
375
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,282
THAT'S WHY I KEEP THIS SWEET
BETTY READY TO PLAY.
376
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,617
THE SMK WESTLAKE S2.
377
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:24,994
>> COOL BEANS.
378
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,246
IS THAT A BB GUN?
379
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,289
>> PELLET, DOUCHE!
380
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,415
SPRING FIRING!
381
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,626
LIKE I NEED A Co2 CARTRIDGE
GOING OFF IN MY PANTS.
382
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,503
MR. ACTION HAS JUST JOINED
THE SERVER...
383
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:39,341
>> MEOW...I'M A PRETTY KITTEN,
MEOW.
384
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,677
THIS ISN'T WORKING AND I DON'T
KNOW WHY YOU THINK IT WOULD!
385
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,553
OH! SON OF A BITCH!
386
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:47,141
>> [ roars ]
>> TOUR'S OVER, KIDS!
387
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,851
EVERYBODY OUT!
388
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:51,854
>> HARDER.
389
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,440
LIKE, AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
390
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:57,151
START WITH YOUR SHOULDERS
AND SNAP IT.
391
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,527
TRY TO PUNCH BEHIND MY HAND.
392
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,488
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> COME ON, DEAN, AT LEAST KEEP
393
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,739
YOUR WRIST STRAIGHT.
394
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:02,698
WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?
395
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:03,032
>> HE WENT ON DAD'S TOUR.
396
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,033
>> DOC.
397
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,951
>> WHAT!
398
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:06,994
>> IS HANK WITH YOU?
399
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:07,953
>> HOLD ON...
400
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:08,245
YES, HANK IS ALIVE.
401
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,914
>> WHAT.
402
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:10,956
>> LOOK, BROCK, I GOTTA GO.
403
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:11,916
>> YEAH, ALRIGHT.
404
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,043
HEY, WE HAVE THAT DEMONSTRATION
THING AT FIVE.
405
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,128
AND COULD YOU TELL HANK THA--
>> YES, BYE!
406
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,171
>> Billy: LET ME OUT! IT'S ME!
407
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:18,172
LET ME OUT!
408
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:18,714
>> ARE YOU ALONE?
409
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:22,718
>> YES! LET ME OUT! NOW!
410
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:25,554
>> OKAY! EVERYBODY BACK
ON THE PEOPLE MOVER.
411
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,514
COME ON!
412
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,057
THIS IS A FUN DAY CAMP!
413
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:28,390
>> I JETTISONED THE HAND.
414
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,518
GOT AWAY.
415
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,019
I WASN'T ALONE IN THERE.
416
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:32,937
WE LOST ONE.
417
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,021
>> WELL, WHERE WAS HIS BUDDY?
418
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:34,980
HE HAD A BUDDY!
419
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:35,981
THEY ALL HAD BUDDIES!
420
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,608
>> RUSTY... I SAW A LITTLE KID
GET DISEMBOWELED.
421
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,610
>> YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
AN ADVENTURER.
422
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:42,905
NOT LIKE ANSWERING TRIVIA,
IS IT, BOY?
423
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,907
OKAY, THIS IS WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN.
424
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,575
I'M GONNA TELL THE KIDS THAT
THE APE WAS A GUY IN A COSTUME
425
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,662
AND NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN.
426
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,413
NOW GIVE ME THAT SHOE.
427
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:53,624
>> HOW DID YOU WORK WITH THOSE
TWO IDIOTS ALL THOSE YEARS?
428
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,418
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MISSED
THE TOUR!
429
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,586
WILL YOU LOOK AT THEM...
430
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,797
>> YOU CAN'T JUST SEND
MY MOPPETS OUT TO ARCH
431
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,549
YOUR FORMER ENEMY.
432
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,884
I PUT OUR NAME IN
WITH THE GUILD, AND WE'LL
433
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,010
BE GETTING --
>> I DON'T WANNA HATE JUST
434
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,971
ANYBODY.
435
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:07,513
I WANNA HATE VENTURE.
436
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,598
>> OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
437
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,350
>> SHH-SHH! WAIT!
438
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,601
THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
439
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,936
>> A HIT, HUH...
440
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,273
YOU WANT US TO MAKE HIM SUFFER,
OR JUST END IT QUICK
441
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,399
AND QUIET LIKE?
442
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,568
>> NOTHING PERMANENT.
443
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,944
JUST, LIKE, GIVE HIM A LITTLE
TASTE OF FEAR.
444
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,656
AND I GUESS YOU COULD BREAK
SOMETHING SMALL...
445
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,157
LIKE A TOE.
446
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,450
>> WE COULD TAKE OUT HIS TONGUE.
447
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,410
>> WITH A KNIFE.
448
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,411
>> OR REMOVE HIS HEART?
449
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:31,495
>> YEAH, WITH A KNIFE.
450
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,871
>> A BIGGER KNIFE.
451
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,456
[ BLEEP ] KNIFE!
452
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,626
>> YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE --
YOU'RE KINDA CREEPY.
453
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,630
I THINK THIS MAY BE
A STUPID IDEA.
454
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,756
YEAH, HEY, UH, MONARCH.
455
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,301
YOU WANNA CALL
THE SPOOKY TWINS HOME BEFORE
456
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,302
I THROW THEM THERE?
457
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,803
>> AHH! CRAP!
458
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:48,846
>> HE CAN'T SEE YOU.
459
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:49,722
>> GET DOWN!
460
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,516
>> OH, AND DOC REALLY MISSES
YOU IDIOTS.
461
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,560
I'M PRETTY SURE HE CRIES HIMSELF
TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.
462
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:55,561
>> HE DOES?
463
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:56,562
>> YEAH.
464
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,563
>> REALLY?
465
00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,482
>> NOW WHEN I COME OUT,
YOU GUYS YELL, "GHOST!"
466
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,525
>> WHY DON'T WE GET TO BE
GHOSTS?
467
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,445
WE HAVE ACTUAL GHOST EXPERIENCE.
468
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,155
IT'S A WASTE OF GOOD MAGIC.
469
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,490
>> I HAVE ONLY THE ONE
SEA GHOST COSTUME.
470
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,493
AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW
MANY PIRATE COSTUMES I HAVE.
471
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,661
>> SORRY I'M LATE.
472
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,579
OKAY, WHERE'S DOC?
473
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,623
I WANT TO GET THIS OUT
OF THE WAY.
474
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:16,457
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
475
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,584
IT SAYS IN THE PROGRAM,
"ACTION JOHNNY
476
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,295
AND SPECIAL GUEST STAR."
477
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,464
JOHNNY DON'T LIKE "AND SPECIAL"
ANYTHING!
478
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,466
>> Monarch: FAILURES!
479
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,508
BOTH OF YOU! FAILURES!
480
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,719
I CAN'T EVEN SEND YOU OUT
FOR THE SIMPLEST MISSION.
481
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:31,597
IT'S LIKE YOU WERE TRYING
TO FAIL ME!
482
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,515
WAS THAT THE HOVER TANK?
483
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,434
GREAT, SGT. HATRED.
484
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,435
I CAN'T EVEN WATCH.
485
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,687
THIS IS WORSE THAN SEEING YOU
WITH ANOTHER MAN!
486
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,688
>> HEY, THAT WAS NOT MY IDEA.
487
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,732
>> I THOUGHT IT WOULD
TURN ME ON.
488
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:45,986
BUT IT WAS JUST DOUBLE
THE EMBARRASSMENT.
489
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:46,987
>> BOO!
490
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:47,863
>> AAHH!
491
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,198
>> GOD, NOT TOO JUMPY PANTS.
492
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,574
WHO DID YOU THINK I WAS?
493
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:54,119
>> SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
HANK'S NEW GIANT BOY FRIEND.
494
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,412
>> SO HANK'S FINALLY OUT?
495
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,290
>> HE THINKS THAT DERMOTT KID IS
THE KITTY'S PAJAMAS, AND HE IS,
496
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,708
IN FACT, VERY RUDE.
497
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,001
>> YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE SOMETIMES.
498
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,546
>> AND YOU'RE THE MOST --
>> YOU TWO GIRLS TALKING ABOUT
499
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,381
YOUR PERIODS?
500
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,175
DON'T LET US MEN DISTURB
YOUR TEA PARTY.
501
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:11,762
I'M SURE SILENT SALLY HAS SOME
SWEET MAKEUP TIPS FOR YA.
502
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:16,058
>> OH, AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE --
KEEP YOUR SEATBELT ON
503
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,559
AT ALL TIMES.
504
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,103
>> THANKS, BROCK.
505
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,229
THESE LOAFERS HAVE LEATHER
SOLES.
506
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,189
ITALIAN.
507
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,065
>> WHERE WERE YOU?
508
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,233
>> I WAS COOKING SOMETHING UP
IN THE LAB.
509
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,569
>> WE'VE BEEN KEEPING THE CROWD
WAITING WITH SAFETY TIPS.
510
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,612
>> ACTION JOHNNY!
511
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,740
COME GIVE YOUR UNCLE Z A HUG.
512
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,534
>> WHAT IS THIS [ BLEEP ]?
513
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,577
WHAT IS THIS [ BLEEP ], MAN?
514
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,371
IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?
515
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,707
DID MY FATHER SEND YOU?
516
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,835
DID HE...[ sobbing ]
>> KEEP HIM OFF OF ME!
517
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:43,544
HE'S ALL KINDS OF CRAZY.
518
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,587
>> BROCK, GO COOL JOHNNY OFF.
519
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,548
GET HIM A ZIMA OR SOMETHING.
520
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,590
>> OH, GOD, OH GOD!
521
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,634
[ CONTINUES SOBBING ]
>> COME NOW, DR. VENTURE, YOU
522
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,554
TOLD ME IT WOULD BE ALL COOL.
523
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,431
THEN I GET HERE AND JOHNNY'S
WIRED.
524
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,641
YES, DR. VENTURE!
525
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,687
WIRED LIKE A TIME BOMB ATTACHED
TO A KILLER WHALE!
526
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:05,107
SET TO GO OFF THE MOMENT YOU TRY
TO FREE YOURSELF...
527
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,777
>> [ CHEERING ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
528
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,154
YOU NEVER LOSE IT.
529
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,613
SERIOUSLY, YOU TOLD ME
JOHNNY WAS CLEAN NOW.
530
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,990
>> HE'S BEEN DRY FOR A MONTH.
531
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,909
BUT HE'S BEEN DOWNING XANAX
LIKE THEY WERE CHEETOS.
532
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,035
HE'LL BE FINE.
533
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,455
JUST GET IN YOUR LITTLE
HELICOPTER AND DO A FEW PASSES.
534
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:19,955
>> OKAY.
535
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,457
CAN I SHOOT AT HIM?
536
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,750
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
537
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:23,584
>> HOW 'BOUT SCORPIONS?
538
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,669
CAN I DROP SCORPIONS ON HIM?
539
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,464
>> I BET THAT FOREIGN GUY COULD
TOTALLY TROUNCE YOUR DAD'S
540
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,465
LOVER.
541
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,591
>> WHO?
542
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,509
>> YOUR DAD'S LOVER IN
THE BUNNY SUIT.
543
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,428
THE ONE WHO PICKED ACTION JOHNNY
UP LIKE HE WAS GONNA
544
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:35,471
TOTALLY HUMP HIM.
545
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,598
>> DUDE, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT A DORK YOU ARE?
546
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:38,807
I MEAN, ANY?
547
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,770
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL HARDCORE,
BUT YOU ARE SO DAVE MATTHEWS.
548
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,772
>> YOU'RE LUCKY YOU LOOK LIKE
A SUICIDE GIRL,
549
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,858
BECAUSE OF YOUR--
>> NOBODY! THAT'S NOT HOW!
550
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,693
>> WHOA!
551
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,820
SILENT SALLY SPEAKS!
552
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,573
OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU WAIT FOR ME
NAKED WHILE I KICK YOUR
553
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,659
BOYFRIEND'S--
>> [ MANIACAL SCREAMS ]
554
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,994
>> OW! COME ON!
555
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,788
>> YOU'RE VERY RUDE! AHH!
556
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,208
>> THAT CHILD IS A SPINNING
MURDER TOP.
557
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,667
ARE YOU SURE HE'S YOUR SON?
558
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,668
>> DEAN!
559
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,837
STOP HITTING THE--
>> THEY'RE KIDS, THEY'RE KIDS.
560
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,257
WHY DON'T YOU LET THEM WORK
THIS OUT.
561
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,676
YEAH.
562
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,679
>> THIS IS SGT. HATRED!
563
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,181
YOUR NEMESIS!
564
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,518
WELCOME TO FLAMING HELL,
DR. VENTURE!
565
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,229
SCORCH IT, BOYS!
566
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:33,529
>> [ SIGHS ]
NOT NOW.
567
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,822
>> WHOA THERE!
568
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,115
CALL OFF YOUR YETI-MUMMY!
569
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,451
AHH, HE'S MURDERING MY BOY.
570
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,619
THIS IS MONKEY BUSINESS!
571
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,371
>> BROCK, THAT SUIT IS RENTED!
572
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:42,830
STOP GETTING BLOOD ON IT.
573
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,790
>> HE STARTED IT!
574
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,709
>> YOU CAN'T JUST KILL MY BO--
WHAT'S THIS NOW?
575
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,710
COME ON, VENTURE.
576
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,547
YOU GOTTA GET THESE KIDS OFF ME.
577
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,675
I GOT A COURT ORDER THAT SAYS
I CAN'T BE AROUND THESE...
578
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,468
SEXY LITTLE CHILDREN!
579
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,429
>> ALRIGHT, KIDS, NICE JOB
VANQUISHING THE VILLAIN.
580
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,932
ISN'T THIS THE BEST PLAY
YOU EVER SAW?
581
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,892
NOW GO BACK TO YOUR SEATS.
582
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,729
>> [ GROANING ]
>> WE GOT TO GET ON THE SAME
583
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,231
PAGE HERE.
584
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,526
I'M JUST PULLING A MOSES
ON SOME SHRUBS.
585
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,569
IT'S ROCK BOTTOM HENCHING.
586
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:17,072
>> WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE IN
AND EXPECT A HUG.
587
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:17,656
I'M RUNNING A DAY CAMP TODAY.
588
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,074
>> MY PATOOT.
589
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:22,578
SAYS RIGHT HERE --
"WEDNESDAY, 5:30,
590
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,912
MENACE DR. VENTURE."
591
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,872
>> LET ME SEE THAT.
592
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,999
AND I'M SORRY ABOUT MY MAN
BROCK.
593
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,959
HE'S NOT AS GOOD WITH CHILDREN
AS I AM, AND THEY'RE GETTING
594
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:29,793
TO HIM.
595
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,378
OKAY, HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM,
5:30 A.M....
596
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,547
A.M.
597
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,507
>> LOOKS LIKE A FANCY "P."
598
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,717
ALRIGHT, FINE.
599
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,885
MALICE TROOP!
600
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,720
BACK IN THE HOVER TANK!
601
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:40,762
PRIVATE SCHWA!
602
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,889
>> SIR!
603
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,932
>> YEAH, ASK THE GANG WHERE
THEY WANT TO STOP FOR CHOW.
604
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:44,892
>> SIR, YES SIR!
605
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,268
>> I'M THINKING LENTIL SOUP.
606
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:50,314
SEE IF AU BON PAIN IS OKAY.
607
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,774
SO, I'M JUST GONNA TICK THIS OFF
AS AN ARCH.
608
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,860
IF YOU COULD JUST SIGN HERE.
609
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,820
AND THERE'S A LITTLE SPACE
FOR COMMENTS.
610
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,906
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I WAS
ABSOLUTELY MENACING AND --
611
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,910
>> THIS BROUHAHA BRINGS ME BACK!
612
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,870
>> GET RIGHT OUT OF TOWN!
613
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,788
THE DOCTOR Z!
614
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,166
OH, MAN, I LOVE YOUR WORK.
615
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,792
WHEN YOU HAD KASSIM EATEN
BY WHAT?
616
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,421
A DAMN CHEETAH OR SOMETHING.
617
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,548
THE GUY KILLS HIS OWN
NUMBER TWO.
618
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,175
THAT IS PRICELESS.
619
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,384
>> THE FOOL!
620
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,219
HE MADE HIS LAST BLUNDER!
621
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,137
>> OH, OH!
622
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,806
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE --
TOTAL PRO!
623
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,434
OH, I GOTTA GET A PICTURE!
624
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:28,810
PRIVATE TILDAY!
625
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:29,811
>> SIR! YES, SIR!
626
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,188
>> GET THE SURVEILLANCE
EQUIPMENT.
627
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,786
>> GET THE SURVEILLANCE
EQUIPMENT.
628
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:46,995
>> White: WELL, I BETTER GET
THE LITTLE GUY HOME.
629
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,789
KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIS HAND.
630
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:49,790
>> YEAH, YEAH.
631
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:50,666
I'M SURE IT'LL TURN UP.
632
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,542
>> THAT'S MY DAD!
633
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,711
THANKS FOR THE ZOMBIE
SELF DEFENSE LESSONS,
634
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,798
MR. SAMSON.
635
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,424
>> HAVE YOU SEEN OUR SON, KYLE?
636
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,842
>> OH, THERE YOU ARE!
637
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,011
I HAVE YOUR SWEET BOY HERE.
638
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,638
>> YOU SURE HE'S OKAY?
639
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,015
HE'S LIMP. AND DID YOU--
>> WE SHAVED HIS HEAD
640
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,016
FOR THE SACK RACE.
641
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,017
WIND RESISTANCE.
642
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,477
YEAH, FIRST PLACE.
643
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,854
THEN, IN BOY ADVENTURER
TRADITION, WE POURED VICTORY
644
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,022
PLASMA OVER HIM.
645
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,482
HEH, HEH. GOOD FUN.
646
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:16,900
HE'LL BE FINE.
647
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:17,943
>> YOU DIDN'T...
648
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:18,860
>> OH, PLEASE.
649
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,612
YOU SHOULDA SEEN THAT KID'S DNA.
650
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,864
HE WAS A TICKING TIME BOMB
OF CANCER.
651
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,366
I CLEARED THAT UP.
652
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,910
TRUST ME, THEY'LL THANK ME
AFTER THEY RE-POTTY-TRAIN HIM.
653
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,204
>> SHORT AND SASSY SHAMPOO?
654
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,706
DO THEY EVEN MAKE THAT ANYMORE?
655
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,500
>> UMMM, NO, BECAUSE YOU MIX
SHORT AND SASSY WITH THE ACTIVE
656
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,962
INGREDIENT IN CERTS, WHICH IS
RETSYN, YOU GET NAPALM.
657
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,880
YOU LATHER THAT UP,
AND IT'S GOODBYE TO, LIKE,
658
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:39,423
MOST OF YOUR FACE.
659
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,299
TSK.
660
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:41,717
THAT'S MY MOM. I GOTTA BRUSH.
661
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,677
>> OKAY.
662
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,012
HEY, DERMOTT?
663
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,888
ARE YOU GONNA CALL ME
OR WHATEVER FRIENDS DO
664
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,932
WHEN THEY'RE FRIENDS?
665
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,058
>> YEAH, WE'LL HANG.
666
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,935
SHAKE IT SLEAZY, LOSER.
667
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,895
>> BYE BYE LOSER!
668
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,063
HEH HEH.
669
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:55,856
>> DERMOTT, SWEETIE?
670
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,024
DID YOU MEET HIM?
671
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,026
>> YEAH...HE WAS OKAY.
672
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,236
YOU SURE HE'S MY REAL FATHER?
673
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:27,471
captions provided
by turner studios.
674
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,847
captions provided
by turner studios.
675
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,057
>> HOW DID WE DO, MUM?
676
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,850
>> JUST AS I ASKED.
677
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,770
MY LITTLE MOPPETS WERE PERFECT
AS ALWAYS.
678
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,813
COME GIVE YOUR LADY A HUG.
679
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,232
>> MMM, I LIKE THE NEW COSTUME,
MUM.
680
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,069
>> I LIKE HUGGING YOU
IN THE NEW COSTUME.
681
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:42,778
>> OKAY, YOU TWO...
682
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,238
TIME TO STOP.