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>> Dr. Venture: BROCK!
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AAH! OH!
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[ BREATHING SLOWS ]
[ MUTTERING INCOHERENTLY ]
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OW!
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>> [ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
RUSTY?
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>> [ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
RUSTY?
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> NOBODY MOVE!
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I'LL GET IT!
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[ LAUGHS DRUNKENLY ]
>> COLONEL FUN HAS ARRIVED!
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AH, YOU READ MY MIND.
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I NEED A STIFF ONE IN ME AFTER
THAT CAR RIDE.
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>> WHY, WAS I TOO FAST FOR YOU,
HORACE?
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>> NEVER LET A WOMAN DRIVE YOUR
ASTON, JONESIE.
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THIS ONE HANDLES A STICK LIKE
IT'S GOT HERPES.
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>> WELL, WHO KNOWS, WITH ALL THE
STRANGE GARAGES YOU PARK IT IN.
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HELLO, DR. VENTURE.
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>> MS. QUYMN.
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>> MORE LIKE
MS. BULLOCKS-BUSTER.
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IF SHE WON'T TAKE MY NAME, MAYBE
SHE'LL TAKE A SMACK IN HER SMART
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MOUTH.
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>> TRY ME.
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>> MOM, ARE YOU AND HORACE
QUARRELING AGAIN?
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>> NO, TARA.
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>> OH, HELLO, SUNSHINE.
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GOT YOUR NOSE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GIGGLES ]
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>> KANO!
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TAKE TARA DOWNSTAIRS, WOULD YOU?
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>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> GO WITH THE NICE CHINAMAN,
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TARA, DOLL.
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>> AHEM.
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WHERE DO WE, YOU KNOW?
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>> H.E.L.P.eR.!
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>> [ BEEPING ]
>> OH, YOU PRETTY THING.
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>> Young Dr. Venture: JUST A
LITTLE FURTHER, AND WE'LL REACH
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THE LOST CITY OF GOLD, SABU.
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>> SAVE ME, OH, SAVE ME,
DR. VENTURE!
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>> Young Dr. Venture: DR. QUYMN,
I PRESUME?
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>> KANO, WE'RE OUT OF ICE!
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>> THIS TIME, I GET TO SAVE YOU
FROM THE SAVAGES!
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>> Dr. Venture: [ MOANING ]
DR. QUYMN, I PRESUME.
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>> GENTLY.
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I SUCKED THE POISON OUT, BUT YOU
WERE COMPLETELY DEHYDRATED.
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WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, RUNNING
ABOUT IN THE JUNGLE IN -- WHAT
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IS THIS, POLYESTER?
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>> Dr. Venture: YOU BET IT IS.
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"NO EXCUSE FOR WRINKLES, RUSTY."
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>> PITY YOUR FATHER ALSO DIDN'T
TEACH YOU NOT TO STEAL FERTILITY
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IDOLS FROM IRRITABLE
HEADHUNTERS.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, THAT.
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I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING
ALTERNATIVE CURES FOR IMPOTENCE.
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OH, NOT FOR ME, OF COURSE.
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>> HAVE YOU NOT TRIED VIAGRA?
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>> Dr. Venture: IT GIVES ME --
MY CUSTOMERS HEADACHES, NAUSEA,
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DYSPEPSIA, AND/OR DIARRHEA.
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BUT ENOUGH SHOP TALK.
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HOW'VE YOU BEEN?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAY OUT HERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?
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>> OH, YOU KNOW, "CURING
CANCER."
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>> Dr. Venture: AH.
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>> WELL, I'M TRYING, ANYWAY.
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THERE'VE BEEN A NUMBER OF...
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OBSTACLES.
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>> MOTHER, IS YOUR FRIEND ALL
RIGHT?
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>> YES, MY DARLINGS.
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COME AND MEET DR. VENTURE.
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THESE ARE MY DAUGHTERS, NANCY
AND DREW.
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>> HELLO, DR. VENTURE.
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>> PLEASED TO MEET YOU, SIR.
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>> Dr. Venture: AH, HELLO,
LADIES, HELLO.
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SO, CHILDREN.
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THE FATHER MUST BE --
>> I'M BACK.
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FINALLY CAUGHT THAT SON OF A
BITCH WHO'S BEEN SNIFFING AROUND
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THE CAMPSITE.
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BIG MO-FO, TOO.
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>> EW! OH!
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>> RUSTY, THIS IS GINNY, MY
BODYGUARD AND "RIGHT-HAND MAN,"
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AS IT WERE.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, HELLO.
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I'M DR. V--
>> GINNY'S A YANK.
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>> JUST LIKE YOU.
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>> NOT LIKE HIM.
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>> Dr. Venture: UNGH!
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WELL, REALLY SHOULD BE GETTI--
OH, MY GOD!
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I'LL JUST CARRY THEM.
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>> OH, POO.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T STAY JUST
A WHILE LONGER, RUSTY?
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>> YES, WON'T YOU?
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OH, DO STAY!
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>> Dr. Venture: THEY REMIND ME
OF MY BOYS.
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>> PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE!
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>> Dr. Venture: THEY GET REALLY
EXCITED ABOUT EVERYTHING, TOO.
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>> Hank: BANG, CLYDE.
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AW.
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>> Brock: ENOUGH WITH THAT
ALREADY, HANK.
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TEACH HIM
BOXING, NOT TRICKS.
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YOU READY, DEAN?
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>> Dean: NO.
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BROCK, THIS IS KIND OF THE
SADDEST THING EVER.
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>> Hank: Bang, Clyde.
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>> Brock: STOP IT, HANK.
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YEAH, IT IS, DEAN.
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BUT YOUR POP SAYS WE NEED THE
MONEY, 'KAY?
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NOW, FIGHT!
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>> Hank: BANG, CLYDE.
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>> [ SHRIEKING ]
>> Hank: OW! CLYDE!
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>> FREEZE, POACHERS!
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>> Brock: WHOA, EASY, LADY.
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>> Dr. Venture: WAIT, DON'T!
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THEY'RE WITH ME!
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>> YOUR FANCY NEW PAL'S GOT A
NICE LITTLE SIDE LINE SELLING
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APES ON THE BLACK MARKET, TARA.
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>> OH, RUSTY, REALLY?
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>> Dr. Venture: NO, THIS ISN'T
HOW IT LOOKS.
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>> Dean: YEAH, IT IS.
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>> Both: MUMMY.
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>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WHO ARE THEY?
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>> Dr. Venture: WE WERE IN
THAILAND JUST LAST WEEK AND WE
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CAME ACROSS THIS TRAGIC LITTLE
FELLA IN A CAGE.
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TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE...
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>> Dean: HANK? HANK?
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DO YOU FEEL COLD?
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IS YOUR SKIN TINGLING?
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>> Dr. Venture: ...AND SO WE HAD
TO RESCUE THE LITTLE GUY.
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>> Dean: RIGOR.
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FIRST SYMPTOMS OF MALARIA, I
THINK.
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>> Dr. Venture: ...REINTRODUCE
HIM TO THE WILD.
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SLOWLY.
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IN FACT, HELL, HE LOOKS READY TO
ME.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, BROCK?
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>> Brock: HUH?
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UH-HUH. OH, OH, YEAH, SURE.
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SURE, DR. VENTURE.
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>> Dr. Venture: SEE, FERAL
INSTINCTS TAKING OVER ALREADY.
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HE'S CURED!
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YEAH, WE HAD A BIT OF A FLING
YEARS AGO.
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AH, SHE'S ONE OF THOSE BLEEDING
HEARTS, SAVE-THE-WORLD TYPES.
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>> Brock: SO, NO MORE TEACHING
CHIMPS TO BOX, HUH?
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BY THE WAY, THANKS FOR THAT NEW
PERSONAL LOW.
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>> Dr. Venture: I LIKE TO MIX IT
UP, KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES.
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SPEAKING OF WHICH, NEW MISSION.
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OPERATION "DO RUSTY A SOLID."
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I NEED YOU TO KEEP THIS JIMMY
CHARACTER DISTRACTED.
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>> Brock: WHO?
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>> Dr. Venture: THE BODYGUARD,
WHAT'S HIS NAME.
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>> Brock: WHO, GINNY?
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>> Dr. Venture: YEAH, HIM.
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>> Dean: SO, YOU TWO ARE
IDENTICAL TWINS?
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>> SEMI-IDENTICAL, TECHNICALLY.
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>> WE JUST LOOK LOTS ALIKE.
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OUR OWN MUM CAN'T TELL US APART
SOMETIMES.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Dean: MY DAD'S THE SAME WAY
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WITH US.
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>> Hank: SAY, WHAT DO YOU GALS
DO FOR FUN?
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>> OH, WELL, BACK HOME WE
USUALLY LIKE TO SOLVE MYSTERIES.
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>> Dean: HEY, ME, TOO.
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>> Hank: I'M MORE THE
ADVENTURING TYPE.
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>> OH, WE GO ON ADVENTURES,
AS WELL!
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FIGHT MUMMIES...
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>> YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, MYSTERY
LEADS TO MUSEUM, MUSEUM LEADS TO
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MUMMY...
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>> AND BOB'S YOUR UNCLE, THERE
WE ARE, RIGHT IN THE THICK
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OF IT.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Hank: I CAN BENCH-PRESS.
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>> Dr. Venture: I THINK HE'S
KIND OF GOT A THING FOR HER,
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AND, WELL, FRANKLY, HE'S A BIT
OF A WET BLANKET.
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THE ONLY WET BLANKETS I'M
INTERESTED IN ARE THE ONES --
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>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, I KNOW
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
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>> Dr. Venture: YOU KNOW, WHEN
WE'RE SWEATING --
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>> Brock: YES!
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>> Dr. Venture: ROLLING AROUND.
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>> Brock: YES!
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>> Dr. Venture: WHEN WE'RE
HAVING --
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>> Brock: OKAY, DOC, I GET IT!
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>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT.
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JUST MAKING SURE WE'RE ALL ON
THE SAME PAGE HERE.
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SEX.
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>> SON OF A FRIGGIN' BITCH!
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STAY CLOSE.
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NATIVES ARE REAL SUSPICIOUS OF
OUTSIDERS EVER SINCE THAT IKEA
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OPENED UP DOWNRIVER.
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>> THE LOGGING COMPANY THAT
SUPPLIES THE LUMBER FOR THEIR
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BILLY BOOKCASES HAS BEEN TRYING
TO FORCE THEM OFF THEIR
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ANCESTRAL LANDS.
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[ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
>> [ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
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>> HE SAYS IT STRUCK AGAIN LAST
NIGHT.
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>> [ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
>> THE WERE-O-DILE.
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>> Both: WERE-O-DILE?!
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>> LOCAL FOLK LEGEND.
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>> HALF MAN, HALF CROCODILE.
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AND COVERED IN AWFUL HAIR.
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>> HE SAYS IT TORE THE HEAD OFF
THEIR MIGHTIEST WARRIOR.
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HE SAYS IT WAS AS IF SOMEONE
SHOOK UP A SIX-FOOT CAN OF...
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BLOOD SODA...
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AND SOMEBODY POPPED THE TOP.
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>> POOSH!
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>> BY DAY, IT'S AN ORDINARY
PERSON.
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>> BUT WHEN THE MOON IS FULL AND
THE WERE-O-DILE'S SPIRIT IS
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DISPLEASED, IT SEEKS VENGEANCE
UPON THE TRIBE.
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>> HE SAYS IT'S YOUR FAULT, THAT
YOU BROUGHT THE WRATH OF THE
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WERE-O-DILE WHEN YOU STOLE THEIR
IDOL.
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>> Brock: NICE.
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>> Hank: OH, IT'S A SWEETHEART
DEAL ALL AROUND.
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WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO FLIP A
COIN, 'CAUSE THEY'RE IDENTICAL.
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>> Dean: SEMI-IDENTICAL.
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MEANS THEY'RE MONOZYGOTIC BUT
DEVELOPED DIFFERENT.
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>> Hank: LISTEN TO THE
LADY-KILLER ON THIS ONE.
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YOU HAVE GOT TO SUPER-STOP IT
WITH THAT EGGHEAD CRUD.
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>> Dean: DREW'S GOT A FRECKLE ON
HER NOSE.
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THAT'S HOW YOU CAN TELL THEM
APART.
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>> Hank: FRITH HELP US.
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PLAY IT COOL, DEAN-O.
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YOU STEP TO THEM WITH THAT LINE
AND THEY'RE GONNA THINK YOU'RE
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SOME SOME CRAZY OBSESSED WEIRDO
STALKER WHO, LIKE, DRAWS
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PICTURES OF THEM IN YOUR
NOTEBOOK.
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>> Dean: THEY'RE FOR THE
VENTURE HOME NEWS.
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PICTURES INCREASE CIRCULATION.
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>> Hank: AND THEY'LL THINK YOU,
LIKE, TALK TO THE PICTURES.
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AND THEN YOU CUT OUT THE LIPS
AND THE EYES WITH A RAZOR BLADE,
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AND THEN YOU WRITE DIRTY WORDS
ON THEM WITH YOUR OWN POOP, AND
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YOU RUB THEM ON YOUR CHEST.
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>> Dean: WHAT -- WHERE DID --
>> Hank: "C.S.I."
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>> Dean: WELL, I'M NOT
INTERESTED IN PLAYING IT
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ANYTHING.
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I LIKE THEM.
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I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM LIKE
THEM.
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>> Hank: WELL, I DO.
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>> Dean: WHICH ONE?
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>> Hank: I DON'T KNOW.
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EITHER ONE. WHATEVER.
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>> I LIKE DEAN.
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HE'S GOT THAT IGGY POP BODY BUT
WITH, LIKE, A WEEZER SORT OF
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STYLE.
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>> YOU LITTLE SCAMMER-JAMMER!
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I TOLD YOU I LIKE DEAN!
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GO FOR HANK.
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>> EW, NO.
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I DON'T LIKE HANK AT ALL.
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I FIND HIM BOORISH.
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>> YOU TWO JUST KEEP CLEAR OF
THOSE BOYS.
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YOU CAN HAVE ALL YOUR PRISSY
LITTLE ADVENTURES OR WHATEVER
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WITH THEM.
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BUT IF I CATCH Y'ALL GETTING TOO
ADVENTUROUS, I'M GONNA TAN YOUR
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HIDES.
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CAPICHE?
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>> Both: YES, MA'AM.
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>> NOW, COME HERE, YOU BUTTONS!
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>> VIRGINIA, WHY DO YOU HATE MEN
SO MUCH?
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>> I DON'T HATE MEN, PRINCESS.
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I JUST NEVER MET A REAL ONE.
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WELL, AIN'T YOU A PRETTY ONE?
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>> Brock: OH, HEY.
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BROCK SAMSON.
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WE WEREN'T PROPERLY INTRODUCED.
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>> VIRGINIA DONNE.
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HOW'S IT HANGING?
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OH, OH, TOUGH GUY, HUH?
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WHAT DO YOU DRIVE?
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>> Brock: '69 CHARGER.
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>> PFFT, PENIS SUBSTITUTE.
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
OF COURSE, ALL THEM HORSIES
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UNDER THE HOOD AIN'T WORTH A
DAMN IN THIS RUGGED TERRAIN
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WITHOUT ALL-WHEEL DRIVE.
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SOLID CHASSIS, PLIANT
SUSPENSION, TORQUE.
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>> Brock: LOOK, UH...
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WHEW.
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>> HOT IN THE JUNGLE, HUH?
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>> Brock: UH, YEAH.
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YES, IT IS. YES, IT IS.
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>> MOIST HEAT GRIPS YOU LIKE A
VICE.
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MAYBE GO FOR A NICE DIP IN THE
RIVER?
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SKINNY-DIP?
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>> Brock: UM, YEAH, MAYBE.
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I'LL DO THAT.
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>> HO-HO, EASE OFF THE GAS,
THERE, MUSTANG SALLY.
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WHERE I LIVE, WE DRIVE ON THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD.
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>> Brock: WHAT THE HELL?
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>> [ HOWLING ]
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AHH.
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>> WOWZA.
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>> SEX.
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>> AHH.
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>> Dr. Venture: [ PANTING ]
DOWN...NOW.
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>> OH, RUSTY, YOU REALLY SHOULD
QUIT SMOKING.
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>> Dr. Venture: DON'T...SMOKE.
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>> THEN YOU REALLY NEED TO GET
MORE EXERCISE.
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>> Dr. Venture: SECONDHAND...
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KILLING ME.
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>> WELL, YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS
VIEW WASN'T WORTH THE CLIMB.
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BUT I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING
EVEN MORE SPECIAL.
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>> Dr. Venture: GOD...YES.
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>> THIS IS THE ENTIRE REASON I'M
HERE.
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IT'S CALLED SOLOMON'S HEART.
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THIS VALLEY IS THE ONLY PLACE ON
EARTH IT CAN GROW.
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BUT THEY ONLY BLOSSOM ON MATURE
TREES, OVER 40 YEARS OLD.
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YOU SEE HOW THE SEEDS FORM A
HEART?
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>> Dr. Venture: I DO.
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00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,885
>> NOW YOU KNOW WHY IT'S SO
DESPERATELY IMPORTANT WE PROTECT
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THIS RAINFOREST.
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>> Dr. Venture: BECAUSE
HEARTS...
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>> BECAUSE THESE SEEDS CONTAIN
THE ANTIGENS THAT CAN CURE
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CANCER, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE!
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>> Dr. Venture: LONELINESS?
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00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:30,815
>> WITH FURTHER RESEARCH, I --
DID YOU SAY --
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OW.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, LET ME.
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I'M SORRY.
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>> WE SHOULD GO.
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IT'S GETTING DARK, AND I DON'T
WANT TO --
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>> Dr. Venture: BUT I WANT TO.
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>> I DON'T WANT TO GET HURT.
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>> Dr. Venture: YOU WON'T.
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THAT FELT GOOD, DIDN'T IT?
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>> IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME.
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WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO CAMP
BEFORE MOONRISE.
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I'M SORRY.
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>> Dr. Venture: [ SIGHS ]
WAIT A MINUTE.
319
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WAIT, HOW DO I --
[ SCREAMS ]
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>> [ HOWLING ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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>> Dean: OH, MY GOD!
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>> Hank: YOU'RE THE WERE-O-DILE!
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00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,643
>> Dean: YOU'RE THE WERE-O-DILE!
324
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,228
>> Hank: I'M NOT THE
WERE-O-DILE!
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00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,062
YOU'RE THE WERE-O-DILE!
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00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,105
>> Dean: HOW COULD YOU?!
327
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YOU'RE MY BROTHER!
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00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,399
>> Hank: WE'RE TWINS!
329
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THAT MEANS I'M A WERE-O-DILE,
TOO!
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OH, NO!
331
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>> Dean: THAT -- THAT DOESN'T
REALLY FOLLOW.
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I MEAN, WE HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR.
333
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>> Hank: AND I HAVE A HUSKIER
BUILD, THAT'S ADMITTED.
334
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,121
PLUS, I BARELY HAVE HAIR UNDER
THERE.
335
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>> Dean: ME, TOO.
336
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,415
NOT FOR LACK OF TRYING.
337
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>> [ HOWLING ]
>> Dean: RUN AWAY!
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>> Brock: I GOT HIM.
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IT WAS A CLOSE CALL, BUT I GOT
HIM.
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GOD, FRIGGING HARNESS BUCKLE IS
DIGGING INTO MY BACK.
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>> Dean: IS HE DEAD?
342
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HE LOOKS DEAD.
343
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,264
>> Brock: HE WAS UPSIDE-DOWN FOR
A WHILE.
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BLOOD PROBABLY RUSHED TO HIS...
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UGH.
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>> UGH.
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>> Hank: WHO DID THAT TO POP?!
348
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:51,687
WAS IT THE WERE-O-DILE?
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00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,481
>> Dean: DID YOU SEE HIM, BROCK?
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>> Brock: NO, I SAW THEM.
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TWO OF THEM.
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00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:56,775
>> TWO OF THEM?
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>> MUMMY?
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>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>> GIRLS, THANK GOD!
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>> Hank: ARE YOU OKAY?
357
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:01,739
>> WE'RE FINE.
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>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>> Hank: YOU'RE IN SHOCK.
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00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:05,868
WE GOT TO GET YOU WARM.
361
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,204
>> ALL RIGHT, NO MORE SCREWING
AROUND!
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00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,874
THIS CAMP IS OFFICIALLY ON FULL
WERE-O-DILE ALERT!
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EVERYONE IN THEIR BUNKS NOW,
COME ON!
364
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,336
CHOP-CHOP!
365
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:18,130
HEY, YOUR OWN BUNKS, DICK.
366
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,382
SUPERCUTS, YOU TAKE FIRST WATCH.
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I WANT THEM OUT OF HERE.
368
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,970
THEY'RE BRINGING BAD JUJU TO
THIS PLACE.
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>> REALLY, GINNY?
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YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I THIS
RIDICULOUS WERE-O-DILE IS
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PROBABLY JUST SOME LOGGING
COMPANY STOOGE TRYING TO PUT THE
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SCARE INTO US.
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ASK RUSTY.
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00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,271
HE WAS A BOY ADVENTURER.
375
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,148
>> I'M NOT ASKING HIM SQUAT.
376
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,608
I DON'T LIKE HIM.
377
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:43,155
>> THAT'S UNFORTUNATE, BECAUSE I
PLAN TO ASK DR. VENTURE TO BE MY
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LAB ASSISTANT.
379
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,866
>> OH, NO, NOT THAT.
380
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>> GINNY, IF I DIDN'T KNOW
BETTER, I'D THINK YOU WERE
381
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JEALOUS.
382
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,413
DON'T YOU WORRY.
383
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,998
I COULD NEVER REPLACE YOU.
384
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,752
BUT I HAVE NEEDS YOU SIMPLY
AREN'T CAPABLE OF FULFILLING,
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00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,087
GINNY.
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00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,256
>> IF YOU'D JUST GIVE IT A
CHANCE, TARA BEAR, I CAN BE --
387
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,466
>> DR. VENTURE IS A TRAINED
SCIENTIST.
388
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,094
HE CAN HELP ME IN WAYS YOU NEVER
COULD.
389
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,137
>> YEAH, LIKE OUT OF YOUR
SHORTS.
390
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,180
>> VIRGINIA!
391
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,348
YOU FORGET YOUR PLACE.
392
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,432
>> MY PLACE?
393
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,185
MY PLACE IS WATCHING OUT FOR
YOUR ASSES.
394
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,772
>> KINDLY REMOVE YOUR THINGS
FROM THIS HUT AND FIND LODGING
395
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,190
ELSEWHERE.
396
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,652
>> NO, YOU KINDLY REMEMBER THIS,
LITTLE MISS FANCY BRITCHES.
397
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:25,281
JUST 'CAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY
DIDN'T LOVE YOU ENOUGH DOESN'T
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00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,993
MEAN I'M GONNA CLEAN UP AFTER
YOU EVERY TIME YOU LET A MAN
399
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,619
MAKE A MESS OF YOUR LIFE!
400
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,079
>> GET OUT! GET OUT!
401
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,497
YOU MONSTER!
402
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:37,126
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY ARE,
TARA!
403
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,087
QUIT STARING AT MY ASS, SAMSON!
404
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,797
NO MEANS NO!
405
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,550
NOW GET TO YOUR POST.
406
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:50,014
>> [ CRYING ]
STAY CALM. STAY CALM.
407
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,141
DON'T LET THE DEMON OUT.
408
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,727
>> Dean: CURIOUSER AND
CURIOUSER.
409
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:58,397
DR. QUYMN HAS A DEMON SHE'S
AFRAID TO LET OUT.
410
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,316
YET SHE CALLS GINNY A MONSTER.
411
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:04,236
AND BOTH OF THEM WERE IN THE
WOODS WHEN BROCK SAW THE
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00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,321
WERE-O-DILES.
413
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,574
BUT WHERE WERE NANCY AND DREW
THAT WHOLE TIME?
414
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,367
IN THEIR HUT? PERHAPS.
415
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,620
THEN AGAIN, PERHAPS NOT!
416
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,080
ONE THING IS CERTAIN, HOWEVER.
417
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:19,293
SOMEONE OR SOMEONES IN THIS CAMP
IS THE WERE-O-DILE!
418
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:23,505
AND WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF -- HANK, ARE YOU
419
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,506
LISTENING TO ME?
420
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,966
>> Hank: ACTUALLY, CAN YOU KEEP
IT DOWN?
421
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,760
I'M TRYING TO WRITE A SONG FOR
THE GIRLS.
422
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,428
>> Dean: WILL YOU GET WITH THE
PROGRAM?
423
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:30,804
WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE.
424
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,307
>> Hank: THEN WE SHOULD TEAM UP
WITH THE GIRLS.
425
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,183
>> Dean: WE CAN'T!
426
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,392
THEY'RE -- they're suspects.
427
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,853
>> Hank: THEN SOLVE IT TOMORROW
OR SOMETHING.
428
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:39,229
MAN, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?
429
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,773
>> Dean: WHAT'S YOUR SLOW-EY?
430
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:44,401
YOU'VE GONE SOFT ON ME,
HENRY ALLEN SO-CALLED VENTURE!
431
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,029
YOU USED TO BE ALL, "GO, TEAM
VENTURE!"
432
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,908
BUT NOW -- NOW YOU'RE ALL, "GO,
TEAM...
433
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,952
B-BOOBIES!"
GOSH!
434
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:57,247
>> Young Dr. Venture: THE
NATIVES ARE GETTING RESTLESS.
435
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,957
WE'RE NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD.
436
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,378
>> THEN BEFORE THEY KILL US AND
SHRINK OUR HEADS AND CUT US UP
437
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:07,049
AND EAT US, KISS ME,
DR. VENTURE.
438
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:11,011
>> [ MOANING ]
>> THAT'S IT.
439
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:16,392
[ TALKING INDISTINCTLY ]
OH, YES, I'M HAVING THE TIME OF
440
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,518
MY LIFE!
441
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,061
>> Young Dr. Venture: AAH!
442
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,066
>> RUSTY?
443
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:33,242
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME AND PLAY
IN MY JUNGLE FORT?
444
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,702
>> READY, DREW?
445
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,538
>> READY, FREDDIE, NANCY FANCY.
446
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:41,542
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ RUSTLING ]
447
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,252
>> Brock: [ SIGHS ]
HEY, HANK.
448
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,170
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY IN
YOUR --
449
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,338
>> Dean: HEY, BROCK.
450
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,798
>> Brock: OH, HEY, IT'S DEAN.
451
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,926
>> Dean: WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S
UP TO ME AND YOU TO SOLVE THE
452
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:52,678
MYSTERY OF THE WERE-O-DILE.
453
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,472
EVERYONE ELSE HAS DUMB GIRLS ON
THE BRAIN.
454
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,891
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU BIG NEBRASKAN
OAK.
455
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,518
DON'T MAKE ME REGRET THIS.
456
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,353
>> Dean: YOU, TOO, BROCK?!
457
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,563
YOU, TOO?!
458
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:06,442
THE BOTH OF YOUSE GOT JUNGLE
FEVER!
459
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,402
THE BOTH OF YOUSE.
460
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,570
>> SCREW THIS.
461
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:13,407
MOOD'S TOTALLY BLOWN.
462
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,075
>> Hank: HUH?
463
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,828
AH.
464
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,955
"Meet me in the clearing in 10
minutes."
465
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,206
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Dean: HANK?
466
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:21,790
>> Hank: YEAH?
467
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,167
>> Dean: HANK!
468
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,294
FIND SOME DYNAMITE AND A BIG
CARGO NET AND MEET ME BEHIND THE
469
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,503
CAMP IN 10 MINUTES -- 10!
470
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,422
>> Hank: BUT --
>> Dean: NO BUTS! DO IT!
471
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:32,676
THE MYSTERY IS AFOOT.
472
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,845
[ SCREAMS ]
>> SHH, IT'S ME.
473
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,889
WHY ARE YOU WALKING THROUGH THE
JUNGLE BACKWARDS?
474
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,265
>> Dean: I DON'T KNOW.
475
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,226
LOOK, I'D LOVE TO CHAT, BUT I
REALLY CAN'T, 'CAUSE -- AAH!
476
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,352
>> SHH, IT'S ME.
477
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,730
AND WE'VE SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF
THE WERE-O-DILE.
478
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,024
>> Dean: YOU HAVE? WHO --
>> NOT HERE.
479
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,567
>> COME BACK TO OUR HUT.
480
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,818
WE'LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING.
481
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,153
>> Dean: BUT HANK...
482
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:57,034
>> Hank: [ WHISTLING ]
>> A STORM IS COMING.
483
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,619
CAN SMELL IT.
484
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:03,332
HARD RAIN'S GONNA FALL.
485
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,792
HARD RAIN.
486
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,506
>> Dr. Venture: WHOA!
487
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,883
THINK I JUST FOUND MY CURE FOR
IMPOTENCE AFTER ALL.
488
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,636
NOW, IF I COULD JUST FIND A WAY
TO BOTTLE THAT ASS, I'D BE A
489
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,137
MULTIMILLIONAIRE.
490
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,142
>> HERE, HAVE SOME OF THIS.
491
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,645
>> Dean: WHAT'S --
>> IT'S A NATIVE POTION TO WARD
492
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,813
OFF THE WERE-O-DILE.
493
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,440
>> Dean: [ SPITTING ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
494
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,234
>> Dean: WHERE'S HANK?
495
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,860
HE SAID HE'D BE HERE.
496
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,195
>> DON'T WORRY.
497
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,613
HE WON'T BOTHER US.
498
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:35,781
>> JUST RELAX.
499
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:39,785
AND WE'LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING.
500
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:45,082
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Dr. Venture: WOW. OKAY, OKAY.
501
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,544
>> OH, RUSTY, YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW
LONG IT'S BEEN.
502
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,839
>> Dr. Venture: 19 YEARS, 2
MONTHS, AND 4 DAYS.
503
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,715
>> Dean: W-W-WAIT!
504
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,551
WHY -- WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU...
505
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,553
PLEASE, WE HAVE TO STOP...
506
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,720
AAH!
507
00:18:58,804 --> 00:18:59,513
HELP!
508
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,722
OH, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!
509
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,683
HELP!
510
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:04,351
>> JUST ENJOY THIS.
511
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,894
>> Dean: OH, MY GOD!
512
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,896
YOU'RE THE WERE-O-DILES!
513
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:08,897
HELP!
514
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,985
>> GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF OF
HER!
515
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,362
[ BOTH GASPING ]
>> Dean: WHAT WAS THAT?
516
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,156
>> GINNY, WHAT ARE YOU DO--
>> I'M NOT GONNA LET HIM BREAK
517
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,575
YOU HEART AGAIN!
518
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,327
I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU PUT YOUR
SEED IN HER AND WALK OUT THAT
519
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,161
DOOR AGAIN!
520
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,913
>> Dr. Venture: BROCK, BROCK!
521
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,874
OW! BROCK!
522
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,168
OH, BODYGUARD, BODYGUARD,
ANYONE?
523
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,255
>> SHE'S NOT THE SAME
LIQUORED-UP LITTLE TEENAGE RICH
524
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,049
GIRL THAT YOU --
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT TEENAGER?
525
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,343
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE I WAS
10!
526
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:42,723
>> SHE DOESN'T NEED YOUR PILLS
OR YOUR BOOZE OR YOUR SHOCK
527
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,099
THERAPY ANYMORE!
528
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:47,102
I FIXED HER, NOT YOU!
529
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:53,108
I DID! ME, ME, ME, ME!
530
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,651
OH, I SEE HOW IT IS.
531
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,528
>> Brock: DAMN, YOU'RE STRONG.
532
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,489
>> BRING IT ON!
533
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,782
TRY IT AGAIN, ASSHOLE!
534
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,410
>> Brock: DAMN, YOU'RE STRONG
FOR A CRAZY OLD BITCH!
535
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,746
SHE CAN FIGHT!
536
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:07,289
>> YOU'RE ACTING...
537
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,292
>> Dean: DR. QUYMN IS THE
WERE-O-DILE!
538
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,962
>> Dr. Venture: SHE'S --
OH, MY GOD, I ALMOST [BLEEP] A
539
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,339
WERE-O-DILE.
540
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,132
>> Dean: WE HAVE TO STOP HER
TRANSFORMATION BEFORE SHE KILLS
541
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,676
US ALL!
542
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,888
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
543
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,973
>> STOP IT, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE!
544
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,558
SHE'S NOT A WERE-O-DILE!
545
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,393
SHE'S AN EPILEPTIC!
546
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,562
>> Dr. Venture: EW!
547
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,314
>> OKAY, OKAY.
548
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,983
YOU'RE OKAY, TARA BEAR.
549
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,693
YOU'RE WITH GINNY NOW.
550
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,612
YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY.
551
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:39,947
>> WHERE'S MY AMULET?
552
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,198
>> OH, GEEZ, OKAY.
553
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,952
JUST THIS ONCE.
554
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:48,330
ANY -- ANYBODY GOT A LIGHT FOR
HER?
555
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,748
>> Hank: AH, LADIES.
556
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,625
FASHIONABLY LATE, I SEE.
557
00:20:51,708 --> 00:21:03,178
>> [ GROWLING, SNARLING ]
>> Hank: [ SCREAMING ]
558
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,347
>> [ SHRIEKING ]
>> HEY.
559
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:18,443
>> WE NEVER EVEN BELIEVED THERE
WAS AN ACTUAL WERE-O-DILE.
560
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,112
I MEAN, IT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
561
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,198
>> AND WE CERTAINLY DIDN'T MEAN
FOR HANK TO GET HURT.
562
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:26,034
TELL YOUR BROTHER HE'S A REAL
HERO FOR WHAT HE DID.
563
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,703
>> Dean: THE NATIVES ALREADY
DID.
564
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,622
THEY EVEN MADE HIM AN HONORARY
WARRIOR AND GAVE HIM A
565
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,456
CIRCUMCISION.
566
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,082
>> OH.
567
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:32,874
>> HMM.
568
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,043
>> DOES THAT MEAN YOU AREN'T...
569
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:35,794
>> Both: EW.
570
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,754
>> DON'T TALK TO HIM, GIRLS.
571
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,423
GINNY, DARLING! COME ALONG!
572
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,216
WE'RE GOING!
573
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:42,217
>> Brock: HEY.
574
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,177
HOW YOU HOLDING UP THERE,
BROKEN ARROW?
575
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,178
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
576
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,597
>> Dr. Venture: I COULD USE A
COCOA.
577
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,766
DO WE HAVE ANY COCOA?
578
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,351
OR SOMETHING STRONGER?
579
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:55,313
I JUST DON'T WANT TO FEEL
ANYTHING ANYMORE, BROCK.
580
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,650
OH, GOD.
581
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,570
LOVE HURTS!