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>> 30 YEARS.
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GEEZ, THAT'S HOW LONG IT'S BEEN,
UH, DR. VENTURE.
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DO YOU REMEMBER THAT DAY?
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"STATE OF THE ART," YOU SAID.
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AND "OI, NOTHING'S GONNA
HAPPEN."
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AND AT THE FIRST SIGN OF
TROUBLE, YOU ABANDON YOUR BEST
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FRIEND -- STRAND ME IN THIS
[BLEEP] HELLHOLE!
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WHAT? IT WOULD'VE KILLED YOU TO
CALL?!
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[ WHIRRING ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Dr. Venture: THAT'S IT.
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JUST LIKE THAT.
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EASY! PULL BACK A BIT.
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GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!
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>> Brock: CAN'T HELP IT.
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IT'S -- IT'S STIFF, DOC.
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MAYBE I SHOULD LUBE THIS THING
UP BEFORE WE TAKE IT DOWN THERE.
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>> Dr. Venture: It'll be fine.
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It's not built for speed.
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It's built for deep penetration.
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>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
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YOU PROMISED NO PENETRATION
JOKES.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, COME ON!
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LOOK AT THAT THING!
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HOW COULD I RESIST?
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IT'S PRACTICALLY A MONUMENT TO
MY FATHER'S REPRESSION.
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>> Brock: You want me to turn
this thing around?
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>> Dr. Venture: FINE,
SPOILSPORT.
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ALL RIGHT, KEEP IT MOVING.
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YOU'RE DOING FI--
AAAAH!
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>> Brock: Doc, what's goin' on?
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AM I CLEAR OR WHAT?
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[ THUD ]
WHAT THE HELL, DOC?
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NOW WHERE'D YOU --
AW, SNAP, DOC!
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DOC?!
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YOU OKAY DOWN THERE?!
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DID YOU BREAK ANYTHING?!
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HOW'S YOUR HIP?!
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DOC, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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DOC? DOC?!
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>> Dr. Venture: OHH. OH.
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WHY, YES, I'M FINE, BROCK.
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THANKS FOR ASKING.
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GONNA NEED YOU TO THROW DOWN A
ROPE OR SOMETHING, THOUGH.
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OHH!
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AND MY WELLIES, IF YOU CAN FIND
THEM.
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IF YOU GO IN MY CLOSET, THEY'RE
ON THE BOTTOM LEFT OF MY SHOE
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TR--
HELLO, ARE YOU LISTENING?!
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BROCK?
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[ STATIC ]
OKAY, IF YOU'RE SCREENING ME,
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL EMERGENCY,
AND YOUR EMPLOYER WOULD LIKE YOU
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TO PICK UP IN 3...2...1?
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>> Brock: DOC?
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DOC, YA DOWN THERE?!
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>> DI-E-E-E, DR. VENTURE!
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AAH! AAH! AAH!
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>> Brock: OW! DAMN IT!
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>> OW!
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[ FAINT SQUEAKING ]
>> AAH!
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>> Brock: HOLY CRAP!
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YOU'RE NOT A RAT!
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>> AND YOU'RE NOT DR. VENTURE.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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YOU CLOSED IT.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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>> Brock: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
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WHAT?
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>> THIS IS A NUCLEAR FALLOUT
SHELTER, BOYCHICK.
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YOU JUST SET THE TIME LOCK FOR
40 YEARS -- ANOTHER 40 YEARS!
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>> Brock: GET OUTTA HERE.
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>> I WOULD IF I COULD!
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NOW, WHERE THE HELL IS JONAS?
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WHY ISN'T HE WITH YOU?
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[ STATIC ]
>> Hank: SEE?
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>> Dean: SAME WITH BROCK'S
CHANNEL.
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IT'S LIKE THEY VANISHED INTO
THIN AIR.
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>> Hank: WHICH IS KIND OF YOUR
WHOLE DEAL, SO...
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>> Dr. Orpheus: AND YOU'RE
CERTAIN THEY HAVEN'T SIMPLY...
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STEPPED OUT?
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THEY HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO ENGAGE
IN IMPROMPTU DERRING-DO FROM
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TIME TO TIME.
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>> Hank: WITHOUT US?
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CAN YOU THINK OF EVEN ONE PLACE
ON EARTH THEY WOULDN'T DRAG US
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ALONG TO?
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LOOK AT THIS.
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THAT IS A GIANT CENTIPEDE SCAR!
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>> Dean: BESIDES, THE X-1's
STILL IN THE HANGAR, AND WE HAD
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PLANS TODAY.
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>> Hank: FAMILY PLANS.
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THERE WAS EVEN TALK OF FRENCH
TOAST.
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BUT THERE WAS NONE TO BE HAD.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: HMM.
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A MOST COMPELLING MYSTERY,
INDEED.
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MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE,
SONS OF VENTURE, WHILE I
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ASSEMBLE...
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THE ORDER OF THE TRIAD!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Dean: WOULD YOU PREFER TO BE
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ALONE FOR THIS?
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>> Dr. Orpheus: MAGIC BEACON,
SHED YOUR LIGHT, THROUGH FOG OF
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TIME AND DARKEST NIGHT, THOUGH
SCORPIONS STING AND SPIDERS
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BITE, THAT WE MAY WAGE OUR
TRIUNE FIGHT!
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>> Hank: HE WROTE A LITTLE
POEM...
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TO HIS DOLLIES.
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>> Brock: UGH!
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>> REALLY? HE'S DEAD?
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YOU DON'T SAY.
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HOW LONG IS HE DEAD?
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>> Brock: LIKE 20 YEARS.
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WHERE YOU BEEN?
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>> HERE...FOR LIKE 30.
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SO, THAT'S REALLY HOW PEOPLE
WEAR THEIR HAIR NOW?
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MEN?
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>> Brock: LOOK, YOU'RE SO
FREAKIN' CLEVER, HOW'D YOU GET
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YOUR LITTLE ASS STUCK IN HERE
THE FIRST TIME?
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>> AH, WELL, AS WITH ALL JUICY
SCIENCE-FICTION TALES, THIS ONE
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STARTS WITH AN ACCIDENT.
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WE WERE TESTING THE SYSTEM,
SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG,
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AND JONAS ABANDONED THE PROJECT.
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END OF STORY.
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WOULD'VE BEEN NICE IF HE'D AT
LEAST TAKEN A LAST LOOK AROUND,
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MAYBE SEE IF HE FORGOT
NOTHING -- BEST FRIEND.
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>> Brock: GEEZ, NO WONDER YOU
WANTED TO KILL HIM.
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>> I'M REALLY NOT A VIOLENT MAN
BY NATURE, BUT 30 YEARS FENDING
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OFF GIANT ARMY ANTS MAKES ANYONE
A LITTLE JUMPY.
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>> Brock: I CAN IMAGINE.
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>> NO...YOU REALLY CAN'T.
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AND JUST WHEN YOU'VE KILLED THE
LAST OF THEM A-AND YOU THINK
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IT'S OKAY TO FEEL SAFE AGAIN,
THAT'S WHEN THE REAL HORROR
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BEGINS.
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THAT'S WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE
ALL ALONE.
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THERE'S NO ONE LEFT TO TALK TO.
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>> Brock: Y-YOU COULD TALK TO
THE ANTS?
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>> NO, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY TALK
TO THEM.
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THAT WOULD BE SILLY.
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THEY WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO
SAY ANYWAY, OTHER THAN "HEY,
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LET'S EAT AND/OR HAVE SEX WITH
THIS US-SIZED GUY."
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ON
TELEVISION ]
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>> Dr. Orpheus: ORDER OF THE
TRIAD, ASSEMBLE!
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>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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MY STORIES ARE ON.
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>> [ SNIFFS ]
WHERE THIS SUCKER AT?
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MM-HMM.
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CAN'T HIDE FROM THE BLOOD EYE,
BABY.
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I'M ON YA.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: ORDER OF THE
TRIAD, ASSEMBLE!
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>> DAMN IT, ORPHEUS.
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I ALMOST HAD THAT BLOODSUCKER.
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AW!
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NOW I GOT THE BLUE BALLS IN MY
BLOOD EYE.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: MY APOLOGIES,
OLD FRIEND.
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BUT THE ORDER OF THE TRIAD IS
NE-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN --
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I-IS THIS LONDON?!
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>> HEY, MAN, I GOTTA GO WHERE
THE BLACKTION IS.
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>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
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THIS IS MY APARTMENT.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: NOT YOU.
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I WAS TALKING TO JEFFERSON.
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>> I AM JEFFERSON.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: NO, NOW I'M
TALKING TO AL.
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YOU ARE ORDERED TO STAY CLOSE IN
CASE OF A TRIAD EMERGENCY!
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>> YOU TALKING TO ME?
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>> UGH!
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WILL YOU LEARN HOW TO
DOUBLE-PROJECT ALREADY?
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IT GETS CONFUSING.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: BUT -- WOULD YOU
HOLD?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: YES, I
UNDERSTAND --
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>> TELL HIM I SAY HI, AT LEAST.
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>> TWO -- YOU DON'T ORDER ME TO
DO ANYTHING.
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YOU'RE NOT MY MAMA.
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SHE WAS TAKEN BY MARAUDING
BLACULAS WHEN I WAS 10.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: AND I'M SORRY
FOR YOUR LOSS, BUT --
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>> THREE -- THERE IS NEVER A
TRIAD EMERGENCY.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: WELL, THERE'S NO
NEED TO BE PETULANT ABOUT IT.
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>> GIVE HIM HELL, J.T.!
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>> AND FOUR -- THIS AIN'T
LONDON.
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>> SWEET!
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THE ACTION FIGURES CAME?!
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>> FINALLY!
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MERCHANDISING -- THAT'S WHERE
THE REAL MONEY'S AT!
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>> CHA-CHING!
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>> Dr. Orpheus: ACTUALLY, HASBRO
PASSED.
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THESE I MADE MYSELF.
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>> HMM. NICE WORK.
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LITTLE ON THE CREEPY SIDE,
BUT -- YOU SCULPTED THESE
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YOURSELF?
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>> Dr. Orpheus: OH, HEAVENS, NO.
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I MERELY REPAINTED AN OLD MEGO
DOLL OF THE FALCON.
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>> AW!
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>> WOULD YOU RATHER BE SPOCK
WITH A BALD SPOT?
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I'LL TRADE YA.
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>> Dr. Venture: WELL, NOW I
KNOW WHY MY HEATING BILLS ARE
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THROUGH THE ROOF.
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[ FOOTSTEPS ]
HUH?
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[ FOOTSTEPS ]
WHAT THE...
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>> WELL, I DON'T DETECT ANY
ASTRAL RIFTS, TEMPORAL
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ANOMALIES, OR ECTOPLASMIC
RESIDUE.
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>> AND THEY HAVEN'T BEEN TAKEN
BY BLACULAS, THOUGH I'M NOT
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PREPARED TO RULE OUT CAUCASIAN
VAMPIRES.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: IT APPEARS YOUR
FATHER WAS ENGAGED IN SOME SORT
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OF EXPERIMENT.
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BUT WHY WOULD HE ABANDON IT IN
SUCH HASTE?
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>> Hank: HE GETS BORED PRETTY
EASY.
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>> Dean: AND RARELY TIDIES HIS
WORK AREA.
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>> Hank: HEY, DO YOU THINK
MAYBE -- AND I'M GONNA GO OUT ON
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A LIMB HERE -- THEY WENT...
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DOWN THERE?
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>> Dr. Orpheus: Y-YOU MEAN YOU
DIDN'T...CHECK?
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>> Dean: ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THAT'S, LIKE, THE BASEMENT!
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>> Hank: IT'S SUPERSPOOKY DOWN
THERE.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: OH, DEAR GOD.
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>> AW, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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>> Hank: WELL, WHY ELSE WOULD WE
CALL MAGIC GUYS TO HELP US LOOK?
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>> Brock: SO, WAS IT THIS
ACCIDENT THAT MADE YOU ALL TINY,
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TOO -- LIKE SOME KIND OF SHRINK
BOMB?
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>> BOY, YOU REALLY LIVE IN A
LITTLE DREAMWORLD, DON'T YOU?
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YOU GOT THE SHRINK BOMBS AND THE
MEN WHO TALK TO THE ANTS.
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BOOGA-BOOGA.
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NO, NO, SEE, I USED TO BE
15 FEET TALL AS A RESULT OF
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ANOTHER ACCIDENT, WHICH LEFT ME
WITH A TERMINAL CASE OF
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SUPERGIGANTISM.
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JONAS AND I WORKED TOGETHER TO
FIND A CURE, AND, UH, I GUESS WE
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TOOK IT A LITTLE TOO FAR.
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[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S A PUN.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: HELLO?
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MR. VENTURE?
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MR. SAMSON?
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>> TRIAD EMERGENCY.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: I SAID I WAS
SORRY.
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THE BOYS HAVE VERY...ACTIVE
IMAGINATIONS.
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THEY'RE GIVEN TO...
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FLIGHTS OF FANCY.
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>> YES, THE LITTLE IMPS HAVE
CERTAINLY SKYLARKED US INTO
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QUITE A MARE'S NEST THIS TIME.
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>> THE SKINNY ONE THINKIN' HE
HAS A SHOT WITH HIS DAUGHTER --
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NOW, THAT'S AN ACTIVE
IMAGINATION.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: ARE YOU
FINISHED?
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LET US TRY TO GET A PSYCHIC LOCK
ON THEM.
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I WILL SHINE THE LIGHT OF
THELOS!
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>> I'LL CAST A SPELL OF
UNVEILING.
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>> I'LL, UM...
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CHECK FOR BLACULAS.
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NOPE, NO BLACULAS.
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>> Brock: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
KIND OF REMIND ME OF?
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THAT GUY FROM THE OLD
MARVEL COMICS.
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>> THE MARINER?
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>> Brock: THINK HE WAS IN THE
AVENGERS.
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>> HAWKEYE.
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>> Brock: SCIENTIST DUDE,
LIKE YOU.
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HE WAS, LIKE, THE SIZE OF, UH,
AN ANT.
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>> LOOK, YOUR MARVEL COMICS --
I-I READ "ARCHIE."
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>> Dr. Orpheus: WAIT...
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I'M GETTING SOMETHING.
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>> ME TOO.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: JOIN HANDS,
TRIAD!
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OUR BOND IS OUR STRENGTH!
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>> GEEZ, JEFFERSON.
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YOU EVER HEAR OF JERGENS?
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I TOLD YOU I'M NOT INTO ROUGH
TRADE.
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>> THE LEATHER HILTS ON MY
BLACULA BLADES -- THEY CHAP,
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MAN.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: GENTLEMEN!
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>> RIGHT.
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>> RIGHT.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: I SEE THEM.
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THEY ARE SAFE...
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BUT I SENSE...CONFUSION...
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ANXIETY...AND...SOMETHING ELSE.
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A PRESENCE...
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>> AAH!
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>> OHH!
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>> Dr. Orpheus: UGH!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
TRIAD, RETREAT!
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>> Hank: HUH? HUH?
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WHAT'D I TELL YA?
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HEEBIE-JEEBIES, RIGHT?
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>> Dr. Orpheus: THAT FACE!
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SOME UNSPEAKABLE HORROR HAS
TRANSPIRED BELOW.
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THE AIR IS THICK WITH PSYCHIC
RESIDUE.
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>> I CAN STILL SMELL THE
BRIMSTONE.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: NO, I THINK
THAT'S SULFUR.
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>> Dean: NO, I THINK THAT'S
MR. JEFFERSON.
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>> YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED --
HEY, YOU GOT ANY PANTS --
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LIKE...EXTRA PANTS?
285
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>> Dr. Orpheus: I FEAR THIS IS
BEYOND EVEN OUR COMBINED POWERS.
286
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I MUST SEEK GUIDANCE FROM THE
MASTER!
287
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WAIT HERE, PLEASE.
288
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>> OH, COME ON!
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM.
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HOW COME WE NEVER GET TO SEE
THIS ALL-KNOWING GUY WITH YOU?
291
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>> YEAH, TELL THE TRUTH.
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YOU'RE EMBARRASSED OF US, AREN'T
YOU?
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IT'S 'CAUSE HE'S GAY, ISN'T IT?
294
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>> Dr. Orpheus: NO, IT'S BECAUSE
YOU'VE SOILED YOURSELF.
295
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AND HE'S GAY.
296
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>> NOT DIGGIN' THIS
CHARLIE'S ANGELS CRAP.
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>> WELL, THEY AT LEAST HAD AN
INTERCOM.
298
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WHAT DO WE GET?
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>> Dr. Venture: [ PANTING ]
OH, THANK GOD.
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HELLO?!
301
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HELLO, POLICE?
302
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BATMAN?
303
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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
>> WHAT?
304
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I'M NOT DOING THAT.
305
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>> Brock: HELLO?
306
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>> Dr. Venture: HELLO?
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>> Both: THANK GOD!
308
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YOU GOTTA GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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>> Brock: WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHERE ARE YOU?
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>> Dr. Venture: I-I DON'T KNOW.
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SOME KIND OF SEWER OR SOMETHING.
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NOW COME DOWN HERE AND GET ME!
314
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>> Brock: I CAN'T.
315
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I'M TRAPPED, DOC.
316
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>> Dr. Venture: LOOK, WE CAN
TALK ABOUT YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL
317
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PROBLEMS LATER.
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TAKE A VALIUM AND GET OVER
YOURSELF.
319
00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:42,308
YOU NEED TO GET ME OUT OF HERE!
320
00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,644
I'M...NOT ALONE, BROCK.
321
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>> Brock: WHAT? WHO'S WITH YOU?
322
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>> Dr. Venture: I DON'T KNOW.
323
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HE JUST KEEPS SAYING HE'S
THE FIRESTARTER.
324
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HOLD ON. HE'S COMING BACK.
325
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,276
SIR, WHAT --
MAN, HE'S QUICK.
326
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,070
>> Brock: WELL, ASK HIM WHICH
WAY IS OUT.
327
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,488
>> Dr. Venture: UGH! I TRIED.
328
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,365
HE WON'T STAND STILL FOR TWO
SECONDS.
329
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HE'S PROBABLY SPACED UP ON
YELLOW JACKETS, FROM THE LOOKS
330
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,493
OF HIM.
331
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:03,371
I'M TRAPPED IN A SEWER WITH A
CONFESSED ARSONIST, BROCK!
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HELP ME!!
333
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:05,331
>> HEY!
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>> Dr. Venture: AAH!
335
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,043
[ CHAIN SAW REVVING ]
336
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:16,217
>> ARE YOU RUSTY?
337
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,136
>> Dr. Venture: OH! WHY, YES.
338
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:19,845
YES, I AM.
339
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:20,721
I SEE YOU'RE A FAN.
340
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,931
>> YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE RUSTY.
341
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,391
>> RUSTY'S RIGHT.
342
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,977
IF YOU'RE RUSTY, WHY HAVE WE
NOT SEEN YOU HERE BEFORE?
343
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,563
>> Dr. Venture: OH, BECAUSE,
UH -- BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE HERE.
344
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I LIVE...UP THERE.
345
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,859
[ ALL GASPING ]
>> BUT IT IS FORBIDDEN TO GO
346
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ABOVE.
347
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,736
>> Dr. Orpheus: WELL, SURE.
348
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,029
LET'S MAKE THAT RULE RIGHT NOW.
349
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,782
THE UPSTAIRS AREAS ARE STRICTLY
OFF-LIMITS TO YOU PEOPLE.
350
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:43,327
BUT JUST THIS ONCE -- IF YOU
SHOW ME HOW TO GET BACK AND YOU
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KEEP TO THE KITCHEN AREA -- I'LL
ALLOW YOU TO COME UP FOR A
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WHILE, AS A REWARD.
353
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,835
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, RUSTY?
354
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>> WE SHOULD LET FATHER DECIDE.
355
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:58,759
>> SO, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ
TOLD YOU TO CALL...TECH SUPPORT?
356
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,511
>> Dr. Orpheus: NOT IN SO MANY
WORDS.
357
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:04,557
HIS DIRECTIVES ARE DELIVERED IN
A PATOIS OF SYMBOLS, ALLEGORY...
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00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,017
THE OCCASIONAL ABASEMENT.
359
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,687
MY TRAINING ENABLES ME TO
DIVINE HIS PURPORT.
360
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,063
>> AND YOU DIVINED THIS DUDE'S
PHONE NUMBER?
361
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,066
>> Dr. Orpheus: NO, THAT I FOUND
ON A LEAFLET HE SLIPPED BENEATH
362
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MY WINDSHIELD WIPERS.
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00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,027
>> OH, YEAH.
364
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ANYWHERE IN THE COMPOUND.
365
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:21,407
JUST LET THE EVER-POPULAR
PETE WHITE'S MAGIC FINGERS DO
366
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,576
THE WALKIN', AND IF THEY'RE
HERE, THIS'LL FIND 'EM.
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00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:27,079
>> Hank: [ GASPS ]
THIS EXPLAINS WHY POP FINDS ME
368
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,207
SO FAST EVERY TIME I RUN AWAY TO
LIVE IN THE ABANDONED ZOO.
369
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,042
>> Dean: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE
HAD A ROOM LIKE THIS.
370
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:32,918
>> YOUR LOSS.
371
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,920
RUSTY AND I HANG OUT IN HERE
ALL THE TIME.
372
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,088
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN?
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WHEN BROCK HAS A LADY FRIEND
OVER, YOU CAN SWITCH IT TO NIGHT
374
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,259
VISION AND YOU CAN --
UH, NEVER MIND.
375
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,803
HUP! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!
376
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,888
>> Both: HEY, BROCK!
377
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,181
>> THAT'S A TAPE, FELLAS.
378
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,265
HE CAN'T SEE YOU.
379
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,766
OKAY, HE WENT IN THERE...
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00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:51,270
SO I'LL JUST PULL UP THE VIDEO
FROM THAT ROOM AND -- HUH.
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00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:52,354
I CAN'T ACCESS THOSE CAMERAS.
382
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,774
BOYS, LOOK AROUND AND SEE IF
YOU CAN FIND ANY CABLES OR
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ANYTHING UNPLUGGED DOWN THERE,
WILL YA?
384
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:04,074
>> NO, I DON'T HAVE THE
PROPORTIONATE STRENGTH OF AN
385
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:04,617
ANT.
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00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,910
I'M JUST A GUY, OKAY?
387
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,203
>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, SORRY.
388
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,454
I'M JUST MAKIN' CONVERSATION.
389
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,498
>> AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT THE WHOLE "AN ANT CAN LIFT
390
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,042
100 TIMES ITS OWN WEIGHT"
BUSINESS.
391
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:13,959
IT'S A MYTH, OKAY?
392
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,961
HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK AN ANT
ACTUALLY WEIGHS?
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00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,129
LIKE NOTHING.
394
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,048
WHAT'S NOTHING TIMES A HUNDRED?
395
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,883
>> Brock: N-NOTH--
>> IT'S NOTHING!
396
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:25,304
[ DING! ]
>> M.U.T.H.E.R. IS NOW ONLINE.
397
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M.U.T.H.E.R. WISHES TO SPEAK
WITH DR. VENTURE.
398
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,893
>> AW, HE NAMED HIS HARD DRIVE
"M.U.T.H.E.R."
399
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:31,977
HOW CUTE IS THAT?
400
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,938
>> INCORRECT RESPONSE.
401
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,814
THIS IS NOT A REQUEST.
402
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,025
M.U.T.H.E.R. WILL ONLY
COMMUNICATE WITH DR. VENTURE.
403
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,860
>> GET DOWN!
404
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,195
DON'T LET HER SEE YOU!
405
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,154
COME ON!
406
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:42,988
>> Brock: WHAT?
407
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:43,781
WHAT IS THAT THING?
408
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:44,907
>> M.U.T.H.E.R.
409
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,825
SHE'S THE SUPERCOMPUTER JONAS
BUILT TO RUN THIS PLACE --
410
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,036
SENTIENT, CONTROLLING,
SUPERBITCH, RUIN-MY-LIFE
411
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:51,163
COMPUTER!
412
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,206
>> INCORRECT RESPONSE.
413
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,917
WHERE IS DR. VENTURE?
414
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,417
>> YOU'RE SURE HE'S DEAD, RIGHT?
415
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,961
>> Brock: POSITIVE.
416
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,128
>> SHIVERS!
417
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,004
>> Dr. Orpheus: ♪ THOUGHT OUR
BUSY LITTLE HACKERS MIGHT BE
418
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,174
GETTING HUNGRY ♪
HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING?
419
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,175
>> NEGATIVE.
420
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,510
>> Dean: THE HOUSE IS MAD AT US
FOR LOSING POP.
421
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,220
>> M.U.T.H.E.R. DEMANDS TO SEE
DR. VENTURE.
422
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,846
>> Dr. Orpheus: THE FACE!
423
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,014
THE FACE!
424
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,518
>> INITIATING CONTACT WITH
VEN-TECH MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM.
425
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,980
IF YOU DO NOT PRODUCE
DR. VENTURE, M.U.T.H.E.R. WILL
426
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,440
DEPLOY FULL NUCLEAR ARSENAL.
427
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,526
>> WE'RE GONE TWO MINUTES TO
HEAT UP SOME PIZZA ROLLS, AND WE
428
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,695
COME BACK TO WORLD WAR III?
429
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:23,237
>> Both: HE STARTED IT!
430
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,197
>> OKAY, OKAY, LOOK.
431
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,824
IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS.
432
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:30,244
[ MODEM DIALING ]
>> WELL, IT SOUNDS PRETTY
433
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:30,869
AWFUL TO ME.
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00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,997
>> COME ON. OLD PHONE LINES?
435
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,373
ANTIQUE, REEL-TO REEL
MAINFRAME?
436
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:37,001
WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME HERE.
437
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,212
NOW, EVERYBODY THINK.
438
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:44,425
>> M.U.T.H.E.R. IS AWAITING
CONNECTION WITH VEN-TECH DEFENSE
439
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:44,967
SYSTEM.
440
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,885
>> OI, WHO'S DOING THAT?
441
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,389
>> Brock: PROBABLY DOC TRYING
TO, UH, "SAVE US."
442
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,557
>> TYPICAL RUSTY.
443
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:56,103
SCHMECKELING AROUND WITH DADDY'S
EQUIPMENT.
444
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,230
>> Dr. Venture: WOULD YOU --
OKAY, EASY!
445
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,398
ALL RIGHT ALREADY.
446
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:00,107
STOP PUSHING.
447
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,817
IS THAT THE GUY FROM THE
BUGGLES?
448
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,693
>> SILENCE!
449
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,821
YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE
FATHER!
450
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:09,742
>> OH, FATHER, A NON-RUSTY HAS
ENTERED OUR MIDST, AND WE FEAR
451
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,369
HE BRINGS CONTAMINATION FROM
ABOVE.
452
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,164
WE HUMBLY SEEK YOUR WISDOM AND
GUIDANCE.
453
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,708
SHOW US THE WAY TO CLEANSE
OURSELVES.
454
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,669
>> YOU WERE RIGHT TO BRING HIM
HERE, RUSTY.
455
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,089
NOW, LET US SEE WHAT FATHER HAS
TO SAY.
456
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,384
>> All: ALWAYS TO WASH BEHIND
ONE'S EARS!
457
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:31,972
ALWAYS TO BRUSH BEFORE BEDTIME!
458
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,892
>> OH, HELLO, RUSTY!
459
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,101
>> All: HELLO, FATHER.
460
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:36,685
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT?
461
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,561
>> YOU'RE LOOKING WELL.
462
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,230
ENJOYING YOUR NEW LIFE
BELOWGROUND?
463
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,357
>> All: YES, FATHER.
464
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,109
>> HA HA! GOOD!
465
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,945
BECAUSE TODAY I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT...
466
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,530
PERSONAL HYGIENE!
467
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,281
>> All: AHH!
468
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,658
>> GOOD, GOOD, GOOD!
469
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:54,370
>> AS HUMANITY'S LAST HOPE, THE
BURDEN OF PRESERVING THE
470
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:58,624
AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE IN A
POST-NUCLEAR WORLD IS UPON YOU.
471
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,085
[ TAPE FAST-FORWARDS ]
NOT ONLY CONTROLS FLYAWAYS,
472
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:05,172
BUT IT LOOKS AND SMELLS --
[ TAPE FAST-FORWARDS ]
473
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,966
ONE OR TWO SMOOTH, EVEN
STROKES EACH DAY WILL MITIGATE
474
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,636
THE ODORS CAUSED BY
MICROORGANISMS WHICH FEED UPON
475
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:11,595
THE SEBUM FROM...
476
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,972
>> Dr. Venture: YOU HAVE GOT BE
KIDDING ME.
477
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:20,521
>> DIFFICULT FOR ME TO DISCUSS,
BUT AS YOU GET OLDER, YOU MAY
478
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,648
EXPERIENCE CERTAIN...
479
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:23,899
URGES...
480
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,360
[ CROWD GASPING ]
>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, SHOW'S
481
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:27,486
OVER!
482
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,488
I DON'T GO RIFLING THROUGH YOUR
OLD HOME MOVIES, DO I?
483
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,157
>> HE -- HE TUNED FATHER OUT?
484
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,827
>> Dr. Venture: YES, I KILLED
YOUR GOD.
485
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,286
OOOOH!
486
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,288
NOW I WILL TAKE HIS PLACE.
487
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,834
AND NEW DAD SAYS IT'S TIME TO
GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
488
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,128
>> CONTAMINATION!
489
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,838
CONTAMINATION!
490
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:50,175
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Hank: OKAY, OKAY.
491
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:50,843
I THINK I'VE GOT SOMETHING.
492
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:55,139
MAYBE IT'S ALL...JUST A DREAM?
493
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,850
>> ORPHEUS, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
DRAGGED US INTO THIS B.S.
494
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,644
SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT --
SITTING IN A PEEP BOOTH WAITING
495
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,521
FOR SOME ATARI BITCH TO TELL YOU
"GAME OVER," OR DO YOU WANT TO
496
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,564
FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED?
497
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,191
>> Dr. Orpheus: WHAT DO YOU
MEAN?
498
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,402
>> I MEAN WE ALREADY KNOW WHERE
THEY'RE AT, SO LET'S GO GET 'EM.
499
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,529
>> Dr. Orpheus: YES!
500
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,864
LET'S!
501
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,699
>> YEAH, YEAH, PLAYER 3 BUYING
IN.
502
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:18,203
>> All: THE ORDER OF THE
TRIAD, GO!
503
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:22,124
>> AWAITING CONNECTION WITH
VEN-TECH SYSTEM.
504
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,042
WHERE IS DR. VENTURE?
505
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,502
>> Brock: SHOULD I BE AS FREAKED
OUT AS I AM?
506
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,670
WHY IS IT DOING THIS?
507
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:31,425
>> SHE AND JONAS HAD A BIT OF A
FALLING OUT OVER PARENTING
508
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,676
ISSUES.
509
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,054
JONAS THOUGHT THE SURVIVORS OF
A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST MIGHT BE TOO
510
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:39,683
DISTRAUGHT TO FUNCTION AS A
SOCIETY UNDERGROUND, SO HE
511
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,811
WANTED TO PUMP SMALL AMOUNTS OF
MOOD-ENHANCING DRUGS INTO THE
512
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:43,896
VENTILATION SYSTEM.
513
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,356
AND M.U.T.H.E.R., THIS BITCH --
SHE DIDN'T APPROVE.
514
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,608
>> Brock: WHAT'D SHE DO?
515
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,486
>> EH, YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR
PARENTS CATCH YOU SMOKING AND
516
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,530
THEY MAKE YOU SMOKE THE WHOLE
FREAKIN' PACK AS PUNISHMENT?
517
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,740
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
518
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,117
A VERITABLE SUBTERRANEAN
UTOPIA!
519
00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,829
WHY, WE EVEN HAVE OUR OWN
CONCERT HALL WITH A 90-PIECE
520
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,247
CLASSICAL ORCHESTRA.
521
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:06,043
>> All: [ COUGHING ]
>> YESSIR, OL' JONAS THOUGHT OF
522
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:06,585
JUST ABOUT EVERY...
523
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:13,759
[ GROANS ]
EVERYTHING.
524
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:19,598
[ GROANS ]
[ ALL GROANING ]
525
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,850
>> I'M GONNA BE SICK.
526
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,603
>> OW! OW! GET OFF!
527
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,689
AAH! I CAN'T -- AAH! GAH!
528
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,442
>> [ VOMITS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
529
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,612
>> MAKE IT STOP! AAH!
530
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:37,449
AAH!
531
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,826
>> WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
532
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:45,290
WE'VE GOT TO GET THE HELL OUT
OF HERE!
533
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,458
BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
534
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,292
IT'S HORRIBLE!
535
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,670
>> M.U.T.H.E.R.'s SLIPPED US A
MICKEY.
536
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:57,928
RALLY, TEAM VENTURE, BEFORE SHE
TRAPS US FOREVER!
537
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:02,599
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> Dr. Orpheus: [ PANTING ]
538
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,476
I SHOULD CAST A SPELL OF
PROTECTION OVER THE VEHICLE
539
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,310
BEFORE WE EMBARK.
540
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,186
>> UNH-UNH. NO MAGIC.
541
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,063
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
LAST TIME.
542
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:11,149
I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M WALKIN'
OUT OF HERE IN AQUAMAN UNDEROOS.
543
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,609
>> YOU SURE YOU CAN DRIVE THIS
THING?
544
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,443
>> OH, YEAH.
545
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,653
I WAS A TANK COMMANDER IN
THE MARINES.
546
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:17,114
>> Dr. Orpheus: I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES.
547
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,491
>> BOY, THE STUFF YOU DON'T KNOW
ABOUT ME COULD FILL ONE BIG-ASS
548
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,659
BOOK.
549
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,369
MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL THINK
TWICE ABOUT LEAVING ME BEHIND
550
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:23,996
WHEN YOU GO VISIT YOUR PRECIOUS
MASTER.
551
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:30,210
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
552
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,920
>> Dr. Venture: OHH!
553
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:37,259
UH, I C--
[ SCREAMING ]
554
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,469
>> DID YOU KNOW I ALSO RAISE
CARRIER PIGEONS ON MY ROOF?
555
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,513
>> Dr. Orpheus: NO.
556
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,182
>> W.O.M.B. BREACH.
557
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,893
W.O.M.B. BREACH.
558
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,270
SYSTEM CONNECTION ESTABLISHED.
559
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:52,065
INITIATE LAUNCH -- FULL NUCLEAR
COMMITMENT.
560
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,817
>> Dr. Orpheus: QUICKLY,
MR. SAMSON!
561
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,738
WE HAVEN'T A MOMENT TO --
OOH, DID YOU SCULPT HIM
562
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:58,947
YOURSELF?
563
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,784
>> Dr. Venture: [ GRUNTING ]
BACK, ALL OF YOU, OR SO HELP ME!
564
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,536
>> NO! GIVE US BACK THE WORD!
565
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,496
>> Dr. Venture: OH, YOU WANT
THIS?
566
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,165
I'VE GOT LIKE A MILLION OF THEM
UPSTAIRS.
567
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:12,836
IF YOU'D PLAYED NICE, I WOULD
HAVE SHARED, BUT N-O-O-O-O!
568
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,764
IF YOU'D PLAYED NICE, I WOULD
HAVE SHARED, BUT N-O-O-O-O!
569
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,849
>> YES, FATHER...
570
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:30,270
MAKE US CLEAN AGAIN!
571
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:33,607
>> Dean: THERE'S POP!
572
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,317
I-I SEE HIM!
573
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,319
>> Hank: WE DID IT, MR. WHITE!
574
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,236
WE SAVED POP!
575
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,238
>> Both: GO, TEAM VENTURE!
576
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,490
>> Dr. Orpheus: WONDERFUL.
577
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,825
THAT'S ONE FOR US, 5 BILLION
FOR THE APOCALYPSE.
578
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,410
>> I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK
THAT RUSTY WOULD'VE WANTED IT
579
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,579
THAT WAY.
580
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:54,920
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ CREAKING ]
581
00:20:55,003 --> 00:21:00,592
>> Dr. Venture: [ GAGGING,
SPITTING ]
582
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,135
AW, SH--
583
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,209
THEY'D BEEN USING IT AS A
BATHROOM.
584
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:35,627
IF THEY SENT ALL THEIR WASTE
INTO THE SKY, "FATHER" WOULD
585
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,171
"MAKE IT CLEAN."
586
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:38,964
LUNATICS.
587
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,632
>> SO, WHO WERE ALL THOSE
CRAZIES?
588
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,593
>> Dr. Venture: HONORARY GOLD
MEMBERS OF THE RUSTY VENTURE FAN
589
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,804
CLUB -- WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THEY
HAD THE CANNY SURVIVAL SKILLS TO
590
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:48,098
LIVE DOWN THERE FOR SO LONG.
591
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:51,601
YEAH, ONE BRIGHT DAY BACK IN
1978, MY FATHER THOUGHT THE KIDS
592
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:55,439
FROM THE LOCAL ORPHANAGE NEEDED
CHEERING UP, SO HE TOOK THEM ON
593
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:56,857
A LITTLE FIELD TRIP...
594
00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,193
TO SEE HIS BRAND-NEW,
STATE-OF-THE-ART FALLOUT
595
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,403
SHELTER.
596
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,196
>> AND THEIR ONLY CONTACT WITH
THE OUTSIDE WORLD FOR LIKE 30
597
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,158
YEARS WAS AN OLD SCOPITONE OF
YOUR DAD?
598
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,409
>> Dr. Venture: NOT ENTIRELY.
599
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,911
SOMEHOW THEY WERE ABLE TO GET
VH1 CLASSICS ON THAT THING, TOO.
600
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:10,662
I DON'T KNOW.
601
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:11,371
CABLE WIRES GOT CROSSED
SOMEWHERE.
602
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,789
>> SO, WHAT ABOUT M.U.T.H.E.R.?
603
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,167
>> WHERE IS DR. VENTURE?
604
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,293
>> Brock: DON'T WORRY.
605
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:16,835
I FOUND HIM.
606
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:17,669
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
607
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,672
AND, UH, HE WANTS TO TALK TO
YOU, TOO.
608
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,759
>> OH, HELLO, RUSTY!
609
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,261
>> NO, DR. VENTURE, IT'S
M.U.T.H.E.R.
610
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:27,012
>> YOU'RE LOOKING WELL.
611
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:30,348
ENJOYING YOUR NEW LIFE
BELOWGROUND?
612
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,350
>> NO, DR. VENTURE.
613
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,685
WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
614
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,104
>> HA HA! GOOD.
615
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,024
BECAUSE TODAY I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT...
616
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,275
PERSONAL HYGIENE!
617
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:41,359
>> OH. OKAY.