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>> I JUST WANT THE PLANS,
VENTURE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
>> I HAVE THE PLANS RIGHT HERE,
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HALF-JACKAL, RIGHT HERE IN MY
HEAD.
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SO WHY DON'T YOU KEEP TRYING TO
BEAT THEM OUT?
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>> THAT BABY'S GONNA KICK LIKE A
VIRGIN.
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YOU HAVE TO RE-LEVEL QUICK.
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GO FOR THE BASTARD'S NECK.
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>> Young Dr. Venture: DO I HAVE
TO KILL HIM?
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>> KEEP HIM UP THERE, KANO.
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I DON'T CARE IF HE WETS HIMSELF
AND YOUR HEAD.
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THAT BOY IS GONNA SEE SOMEBODY
DIE.
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AND IF HE DOESN'T WANT IT TO BE
HIS FATHER, HE'S GOT TO PULL
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THAT TRIGGER.
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>> Quizboy: KNEW IT.
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WAIT, WAIT, I'VE DONE IT.
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>> Pete: [ SHUDDERS ]
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE
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DISCOVERED PORNOGRAPHY.
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OH, THAT'S UNSAVORY.
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>> Quizboy: QUIT IT.
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THIS IS SERIOUS.
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YOU SEE WHAT'S WRITTEN IN THAT
SMOKE?
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THAT'S CIRCUMFERENCE AND LENGTH.
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IT DESCRIBES A CYLINDER.
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>> Pete: BILLY, YOU'VE SNAPPED.
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>> Quizboy: NO, WHITE.
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THIS BOY GENIUS IS SANE.
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30 YEARS OF SEARCHING FOR CLUES
IN THE OLD RUSTY VENTURE CARTOON
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HAS LED BE TO THIS.
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>> Pete: WOW, IMPRESSIVE.
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>> Quizboy: IT'S A SCYTALE, A
HELICAL CIPHER.
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YOU JUST WRAP THIS STRIP OF
PAPER WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE
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NONSENSE AROUND IT, AND BINGO
WAS HIS NAME-O.
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>> Pete: WELL?
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>> Quizboy: DON'T TELL ME.
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IT'S MORE CODE.
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IT'S ALL "FORM TYPE EQUALS
ADDRESS."
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I WAS SO CLOSE.
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>> Pete: I'M ALREADY REGRETTING
TELLING YOU THIS, BUT THAT'S A
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URL.
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>> Quizboy: WHAT?
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>> Pete: BILLY, IT'S A WEBSITE.
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>> Quizboy: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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THE RUSTY VENTURE CARTOON IS
FROM THE '70s.
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>> Quizboy: "52 EQUALS COUNTRY
EQUALS U.S. AND GEODIFF" --
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THAT'S WITH TWO F's --
"EQUALS ONE."
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YOU GOT IT?
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>> Pete: YEAH, I GOT IT.
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IT'S A MAPLOOK MAP.
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>> Quizboy: WHITE?
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THAT'S A MAP TO THE VENTURE
COMPOUND.
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>> Pete: OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE
RIGHT.
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AND LOOK AT THAT.
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I COULD SAVE 1.3 MILES IF I TAKE
RIDGE STREET.
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CLICK ]
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>> Quizboy: THE BRICKS ON THAT
MAYAN TEMPLE -- RANDOM PATTERN
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OR MORSE CODE?
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MORSE CODE.
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SLIDE.
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DO GIANT SPIDERS REALLY HAVE
THAT MANY EYES?
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THEY DO WHEN IT'S CODE WRITTEN
IN BRAILLE.
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SLIDE!
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THAT'S A SHIRTLESS DRUNK ALBINO,
I THINK.
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>> Pete: SPRING BREAK 1994.
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>> Quizboy: SLIDE!
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>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT,
BILLY, ALL YOU'VE PROVED IS THAT
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YOU'RE WAY TOO INTO CARTOONS AND
THAT I SHOULD FIND OUT WHY I
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HAVEN'T SEEN DIME ONE FROM THOSE
DVD SALES.
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>> Quizboy: WRONG!
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EVERY ONE OF THESE CLUES AND
HUNDREDS MORE LIKE THEM HAVE LED
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ME HERE -- SLIDE -- TO THIS SPOT
IN YOUR COMPOUND AND THE FINAL
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CLUE.
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>> Brock: YEAH, THAT'S MY HERB
GARDEN.
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DOC, CAN WE TALK OUTSIDE?
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>> Dr. Venture: YOU CAN SAY IT
TO EVERYBODY.
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>> Hank: OH, COOL!
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BROCK'S GONNA SWEAR.
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>> Dr. Venture: NO, HE'S NOT.
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>> Hank: COOL, BROCK'S GONNA
TALK ABOUT NAKED SEX LADIES.
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>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, FINE, WHEN
I GOT ASSIGNED THIS RIDIC--
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IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT, I WAS
GIVEN EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS TO
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WATCH THAT EXACT PATCH OF
GROUND.
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SORRY, I'M NOT DIGGING THERE.
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>> Dr. Venture: WELL, YOUR
EMPLOYER IS.
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>> Quizboy: SEE, WE'VE ALREADY
LOST BROCK.
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AND WHO KNOWS WHO'S NEXT?
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ANY ONE OF US COULD MEET OUR
DEMISE OR BE DRIVEN CRAZY BY
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GREED.
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THE QUEST WILL NOT BE EASY.
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>> Dr. Venture: LOOK, BILLY, YOU
JUST SAW ME RIDE A KOMODO
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DRAGON, AND THEY HAVE POISONOUS
SPIT.
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POISONOUS SPIT, INFECTED
MOUTHS -- KOMODO DRAGONS.
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IT'S -- IF THEY BITE YOU.
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WHATEVER.
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NOBODY WORKS AS HARD AS
RUSTY VENTURE.
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HURRY UP.
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MY ICE IS MELTING.
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>> Hank: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I
CAN.
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YELL AT DEAN FOR ONCE.
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>> Dr. Venture: YOUR BROTHER'S
BUSY HELPING THE GROWN-UPS.
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>> Dean: I THINK I HAVE
HEATSTROKE.
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>> Dr. Venture: YOU HAVE
LOLLYGAGGER SYNDROME.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE.
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HERE, FRESHEN THIS UP FOR DADDY.
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WHITE?
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>> Pete: SURE, I'LL TAKE ANOTHER
FANTA.
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>> Dr. Venture: BILLY?
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>> Quizboy: WHAT ARE YOU
DRINKING?
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>> Dr. Venture: RED MOCHO
COOLER.
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IT'S KAHLúA, HERSHEY'S SYRUP,
AND A DASH OF RED KOOL-AID.
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>> Quizboy: THAT SOUNDS
HORRIBLE.
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[ THUNK! ]
>> Hank: I JUST HIT SOMETHING.
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>> Quizboy: OH, NOW WE'RE
TALKING.
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WHAT?
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OH, FALSE ALARM.
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>> Hank: IT'S A BOX FULL OF OLD
MOPS.
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>> Quizboy: IT'S A DOG CORPSE.
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>> Dr. Venture: WELL, LOOKS LIKE
WE FOUND WHERE BROCK BURIED
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SCAMP.
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>> Dean: SCAMP?
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NO.
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NO-O-O-O-O!
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>> Dr. Venture: DEAN, LESS ICE
THIS TIME!
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ CRASHING ]
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>> Brock: OH, COME ON!
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, BROCK, I'M
GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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THIS IS YOURS, I THINK.
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IT CAME FROM THE PAST.
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OOH-OOH-OOH.
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>> Quizboy: [ COUGHS ]
THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT WE'RE
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LOOKING FOR.
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I RECOGNIZE IT FROM EPISODE
209 -- THE TALKING CAVE MYSTERY.
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WHOA, IS THIS BROCK'S ROOM?
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SWEET DIGS, SAMSON.
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>> Brock: GET OUT OF HERE.
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>> Quizboy: I HAVE A DART BOARD
LIKE THAT.
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YOU EVER TURN IT AROUND?
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BASEBALL.
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>> Brock: YEAH.
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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>> Pete: IS THIS A REC ROOM?
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PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S BUMPER
POOL.
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>> Brock: OUT OF MY ROOM NOW,
EVERYBODY!
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>> Hank: LOOK, I FOUND EVEN MORE
TREASURE IN THERE -- A
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MYSTERIOUS CARD THAT SAYS
"ANCIENT GEAR FIST" AND A COIN.
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I'LL BET IT'S INDIAN MONEY.
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LOOK, A MAGIC NURSE SHOE.
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>> Pete: THAT'S MY SHOE.
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>> Dean: HEY, THAT'S MY YU-GI-OH
CARD AND MY SLAMMER POG.
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>> Hank: AW, GYP.
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>> Dr. Venture: DEAN, GIVE ME
THOSE.
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
GAMBLING?
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>> Dean: GYP!
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>> Brock: OUT!
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>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, BEFORE WE
OPEN THIS, IF IT'S GOLD OR
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DIAMONDS, I THINK IT'S PRETTY
CLEAR MY FATHER MEANT FOR ME TO
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HAVE THEM.
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>> Hank: AND IF POISON GAS
SHOULD COME OUT AND KILL US, I
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JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I WAS
THE ONE WHO CARVED DEAN'S NAME
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INTO THE BATHROOM DOOR.
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>> Dean: THANKS, HANK.
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>> Hank: I LOVE YOU, DEAN.
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>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, BILLY,
OPEN IT UP.
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>> Pete: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...
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WAS ANYBODY ELSE WAITING FOR
THEIR FACE TO MELT OFF, EH?
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>> Quizboy: THE FINAL CLUE.
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I CAN DECODE THIS.
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GET ME A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, AND GET ME
ANOTHER RED MOCHO COOLER.
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>> DON'T LOOK AROUND YOU, MAN OF
THE FUTURE.
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SANDOW IS SPEAKING TO YOU
FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.
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THE VOICE YOU NOW HEAR IS
COMING FROM THE VICTOR TALKING
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MACH--
DUTY THAT NO MAN, DAGGER,
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BULLET, OR BLOW HARMED
COLONEL VENTURE.
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FOOLISHLY, SANDOW BELIEVED THE
DEVICE, AND MY DREADFUL ORDERS
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TO PROTECT IT TO BE A MYTH.
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THAT CHANGED.
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EVERYTHING CHANGED.
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>> Phantom Limb: LOOK OUT THERE,
LLOYD.
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WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY MEMBERS
OF OUR OWN GUILD.
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THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GAIN CONTROL
IS TO ACTIVATE THE DEVICE NOW.
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>> I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE OUT OF
OPTIONS.
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>> Phantom Limb: NO, I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SARCASM
DAY.
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>> I'M SORRY I WASN'T AWARE OF
YOUR DELICATE CONSTITUTION.
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>> Phantom Limb: I'M SORRY YOU
SMELL LIKE SPOILED FRUIT.
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>> FANTOMAS HAS A POINT.
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>> HOW DARE YOU, SIR?
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WHY, I SMELL OF FRESHLY CUT
FLOWERS.
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>> NOT THAT.
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LOOK, ALL OF US HAVE DEVOTED OUR
LIVES TO PERFECT AND PROTECT THE
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ORB.
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BUT WE'RE LOSING EVERYTHING.
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NOW, I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD ANOTHER
SUIT.
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SAME SUIT FOR THE LAST FIVE
YEARS.
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>> SAMUEL, THE ORB IS A SOURCE
OF UNTOLD POWER.
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WE MUST TAKE OUR TIME AND LEARN
HOW TO HARNESS THAT POWER FOR
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THE GOOD OF MANKIND.
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>> Phantom Limb: WHOA, THERE.
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ORB IS OURS.
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THE GUILD WILL DECIDE WHAT IS
BEST FOR MANKIND.
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>> FOR SHAME.
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THIS GUILD WAS FOUNDED TO
PROTECT AND SERVE MAN AT HIS
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BEST, NOT TO BE A GUILD OF
CALAMITOUS INTENT.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
BUT...
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BUT -- AND IT'S A BIGGER BUT
THAN THE HUGE ONE I SIT ON --
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THAT LITTLE BALL HAS TO BE
TESTED.
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>> THE UGLY QUEEN IS RIGHT.
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I WAS THE LAST TO ADD MY GENIUS
TO ORB.
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AND I, THE GREAT BEAST,
ALEISTER CROWLEY, WILL PROVE THE
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MIGHTY ART OF HERMETIC --
WHOA.
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>> SANDOW, SHOW THAT LUNATIC
OUT.
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>> Phantom Limb: LET'S SEE IF
THE CHUBBY WIZARD CAN FLY.
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>> ALL RIGHT THERE, BIG GUY.
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I GET THE HINT.
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NO NEED TO GET SHOVEY...
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BECAUSE I WILL COME DOWN ON YOU
LIKE A STORM!
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AAH!
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>> Phantom Limb: OKAY, YOU SEE?
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WE CAN NO LONGER TRUST ANYONE.
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IT'S TIME TO HARNESS THE POWER
OF THE ORB, WHATEVER THAT POWER
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MAY BE.
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[ CRASH ]
>> COLONEL VENTURE, IT'S TESLA,
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AND HE'S WITH THE AVON LADIES.
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THEY HAVE US SURROUNDED!
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>> TO OUR GLIDERS!
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>> DON'T DO IT, COLONEL VENTURE.
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I BEG YOU.
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>> SANDOW, MY FAITHFUL
BODYGUARD, THESE ARE DESPERATE
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TIMES.
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>> SANDOW KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE
DONE.
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MEN LIKE US FOLLOW ORDERS.
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YES, FUTURE MAN, WE ARE PAWNS,
BUT PAWNS THAT MOVE IN THAT
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CRAZY "L" SHAPE, LIKE THAT HORSE
PIECE.
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OH, THIS THING IS TINY.
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SANDOW WILL PICK THIS UP ON THE
OTHER CYLINDER.
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>> Brock: [ SIGHS ]
GREAT.
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>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, HANK,
READ IT ONE MORE TIME.
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>> Hank: "IN MINUIT'S BARGAIN
SITS HOUSE THAT COKE BUILT.
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IN A LOUD ROOM OF QUIET
WHISTLERS, BEHIND THE WILD GRAY
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GENTLEMAN, SITS THE 221210."
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>> Pete: ALL RIGHT.
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GOOGLED MINUIT, AND HE'S THE
GUY WHO BOUGHT MANHATTAN ISLAND
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FROM THE INDIANS WITH BEADS OR
SOMETHING.
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>> Quizboy: SO, MINUIT'S BARGAIN
IS NEW YORK CITY.
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>> Pete: [ SCOFFS ] OBVIOUSLY.
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MAN, THE POOR CHUMP WHO CAME UP
WITH THIS RIDDLE DIDN'T BANK ON
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US HAVING THE INTERNET, EH?
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WHAT'S THE NEXT LINE?
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>> Hank: "IN MINUIT'S BARGAIN
SITS HOUSE THAT COKE BUILT."
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>> Pete: I'M ON IT.
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"THE HOUSE THAT COKE BUILT."
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NO, THAT'S THE COLA.
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WAIT. STUDIO 54, NEW YORK CITY.
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>> Quizboy: IT'S JUST LIKE THE
OLD SHOW.
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>> [ SQUAWKS ]
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>> "RUSTY VENTURE," BROUGHT TO
YOU BY...SMOKING.
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>> Quizboy: THIS IS TITS.
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I'M IN YOUR OLD SEAT, AREN'T I?
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>> Dr. Venture: I DON'T
REMEMBER.
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>> Quizboy: ALL RIGHT, TIME TO
PUT ON OUR COSTUMES, RUSTY.
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>> Dr. Venture: COSTUMES?
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>> Quizboy: DID I SAY COSTUMES?
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I MEANT DISGUISES.
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>> Brock: DID ANY OF YOU FIND A
TUBE ABOUT YEA BIG WHILE YOU
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WERE DIGGING UP MY GARDEN?
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>> Dean: IF YOU MEAN THE ROLL,
DAD AND MR. BILLY TOOK IT TO
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NEW YORK CITY.
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>> Brock: OF COURSE THEY DID.
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OKAY, WHITE, I'M TAKING OFF FOR
A WHILE.
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YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE BOYS.
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>> Pete: RIGHT.
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DO THEY HAVE A BEDTIME OR, UH,
ANY DIETARY CONCERNS?
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'CAUSE I'VE NOTICED HANK EATS A
LOT OF REFINED SUGARS.
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>> Brock: YOU KNOW WHAT?
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NEVER MIND.
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I'LL GET ORPHEUS TO DO IT.
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>> Dr. Venture: I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU TALKED ME INTO WEARING MY
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OLD CLOTHES.
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>> Quizboy: THIS IS
NEW YORK CITY, THE FASHION
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CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
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TRUST ME, WE'LL BLEND IN.
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I'M SERIOUS.
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NEXT SEASON WILL BE ALL ABOUT
THE MAN CAPRI.
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>> INPUT VOICE IDENTIFICATION.
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>> Brock: SAMSON, BROCK.
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>> CONFIRMED.
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>> Brock: SEARCH SAMSON, BROCK,
ACTIVE ASSIGNMENT.
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>> VERIFY CLEARANCE LEVEL 8.
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>> Brock: JOHN BONHAM ROCKS.
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>> CONFIRMED.
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SAMSON, BROCK, ACTIVE
ASSIGNMENT -- OPERATION RUSTY'S
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BLANKET.
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>> Brock: SUBSEARCH ORDERS
REGARDING BODYGUARD TERMINATION
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CLAUSE.
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>> CLEARANCE LEVEL 10
IDENTIFICATION NUMBER REQUIRED.
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>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
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>> INCORRECT IDENTIFICATION.
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>> Brock: IT WASN'T A NUMBER --
>> INCORRECT IDENTIFICATION.
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>> Brock: I KNOW! KNOCK IT OFF!
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>> INCORRECT IDENTIFICATION.
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>> Brock: [ SIGHS ]
UH, UH, 2, DELTA, 9, ROMEO,
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TANGO, 8.
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>> AUTOPILOT INITIATED.
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AGENT SAMSON, BROCK,
TERMINATED.
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>> Brock: OH, WHAT THE...
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00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,295
DID YOU JUST FIRE ME OR KILL ME?
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00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,046
OH!
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YOU PIECE OF [BLEEP]
COME ON!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> Brock: HEY, I KNOW WE
SHOULDN'T BE SEEN TOGETHER, BUT,
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UH, WELL, I SAW YOUR FEATURE
DANCE HERE LAST WEEK.
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>> YEAH? WHAT'D YOU THINK?
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YOU LIKE THE PART WITH THE FAN?
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NEVER MIND.
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00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,823
LOOK, BUTTERCUP, THE BOSS MAN'S
WATCHING ME LIKE A HAWK.
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BETTER BUY ME A DRINK.
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>> Brock: WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
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>> THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH
SILVERBACK KNOWS DAMN --
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GIN NEAT, YOU CRETIN.
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00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,206
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE SKINNY?
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>> Brock: YOU TELL ME.
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>> SWEET LORD, THAT HACK
ACTUALLY FOUND IT?
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>> Brock: FOUND WHAT?
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>> DAMNED IF I KNOW.
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YOU WANT THE BAD NEWS OR THE
GOOD NEWS FIRST?
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>> Brock: I DON'T KNOW -- THE
GOOD, I GUESS.
328
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>> THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS!
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JUST BAD NEWS AND WEIRD NEWS.
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YOU WERE NEVER ASSIGNED TO
PROTECT WEE LITTLE
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RUSTY VENTURE.
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YOU WERE ASSIGNED TO PROTECT
SOMETHING ELSE.
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00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,225
OR MAYBE TO PROTECT US FROM
SOMETHING ELSE.
334
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,393
>> Brock: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
335
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>> IT MEANS THAT THE MAN YOU
THOUGHT YOU HAD TO PROTECT IS A
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GODLESS IDIOT.
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HIS FATHER HID SOME ROTTEN
DEVICE FROM HIM.
338
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,860
GUESS HE FIGURED IF HE HAD THE
NOODLE TO FIND IT, HE'D KNOW
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WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
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00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,070
I'M ALSO GUESSING HE WAS WRONG!
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00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:18,654
>> Brock: YEP.
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>> THAT'S THE WEIRD NEWS.
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THE BAD NEWS IS THAT IF HE TRIES
TO ACTIVATE THE DEVICE, YOU HAVE
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TO TAKE HIM OUT.
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00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:25,286
>> Brock: BEFORE THE O.S.I.
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TAKES ME OUT, I SUPPOSE.
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00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:28,456
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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A MOMENT TO CRY OVER A SPILLED
LIFE?
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YOU'RE A PAWN, SON.
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>> Brock: SO, WHAT IS THIS
DEVICE I'VE BEEN PROTECTING?
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HOW WILL I EVEN KNOW WHEN I SEE
IT?
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>> KNOWN THE WHOLE TIME.
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00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,507
OPERATION RUSTY'S BLANKET.
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ORDERS REGARDING BODYGUARD.
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00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:41,719
ORB.
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THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
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00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,972
YOU WANT ANY MORE INFORMATION,
YOU GOT TO ASK ANOTHER VENTURE
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BODYGUARD.
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>> Brock: I CAN'T.
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00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,143
DOC TOOK THE SECOND CYLINDER TO
NEW YORK.
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00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,312
>> DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, AND I DON'T CARE.
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00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,355
YOU TAKE THIS HOT WAD OF CASH
AND DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
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00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,942
DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME WHAT I DID
TO GET THOSE $100 BILLS.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: MINE IS NOT TO
POOP ON ANYONE'S PARADE, BUT
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00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,448
STUDIO 54?
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00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,824
THIS BOX IS FROM THE VICTORIAN
ERA.
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00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,744
>> Pete: ALL RIGHT, FELLA, THEN
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
368
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,997
>> Dr. Orpheus: THIS ISN'T MY
FORTE, BUT I KNOW A CIPHER
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00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,417
MASTER WHO KNOWS THE
19th CENTURY LIKE THE BACK OF
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HIS HAND.
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00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,586
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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>> Hank: COOL.
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HE'S ASTRAL PROJECTING.
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DEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:26,764
[ BEEPING ]
[ BEEPING QUICKENS ]
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>> Brock: [ STRAINING ]
[ Muffled ] OH, MY GOD!
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WHAT DO YOU EAT?!
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00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,444
WAKE UP, FAT BOY.
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00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:44,490
>> I HAVE BEEN WAITING HALF MY
LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT, BUT I
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NEVER DREAMED IT WOULD BE YOU
THEY SENT, BROCK SAMSON.
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00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,994
>> Brock: LOOK, NOBODY SENT ME.
382
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:49,745
WAIT A SECOND.
383
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:50,371
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MUTE.
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00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,747
>> MY SILENCE WAS A CHOICE.
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00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:55,209
I HAVE TAKEN FROM THIS WORLD A
GREAT MAN.
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00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,377
MY SILENCE IS MY PENANCE.
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00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,713
NOW END MY SUFFERING, O.S.I.
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00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:00,756
MAN.
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00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,383
>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M
NOT HERE TO KILL YOU.
390
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,385
I'M HERE BECAUSE DOC IS LOOKING
FOR THE ORB.
391
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,010
>> ORB?
392
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,512
MASTER RUSTY HAS FOUND ORB?
393
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:10,224
[ LAUGHS ]
DID HE FIND IT UNDER THE COUCH
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00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,433
WHILE LOOKING FOR CHANGE?
395
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,853
>> Brock: YEAH, WELL, HE'S NOT
ONLY LOOKING FOR WHATEVER THE
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00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,440
HELL ORB IS, BUT HE HAS MY
SECOND GRAMOPHONE CYLINDER.
397
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,735
I DON'T EVEN...HAVE A CLUE
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
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00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,736
>> WAIT HERE.
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00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,572
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
400
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,408
I TELL YOU, BROCK SAMSON, IT
FEELS GOOD TO TALK AGAIN.
401
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:30,327
I'VE BEEN HOLDING SO MUCH IN.
402
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,079
DO YOU WATCH "TOP CHEF"?
403
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:35,791
>> Brock: UH, YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T
LIKE "TOP DESIGN."
404
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:38,210
>> OH, IT FEELS SO GOOD TO TALK.
405
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,920
LET'S GO TO KARAOKE BAR.
406
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,464
I SO WANT TO SING
"HUMPTY DANCE."
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00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,091
>> Brock: UH...
408
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:44,842
>> YES, YES, WE GO LATER.
409
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,427
FIRST, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO
THIS.
410
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,470
>> Brock: WHAT IS THAT?
411
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,471
THE OTHER CYLINDER?
412
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,515
WELL, WHAT THE HELL DOES DOC
HAVE?
413
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,767
>> KNOWING RUSTY -- ROLL OF
TOILET PAPER?
414
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,103
>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, "IN
MINUIT'S BARGAIN..."
415
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,104
>> Quizboy: MANHATTAN.
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00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,023
>> Dr. Venture: "...SITS HOUSE
THAT COKE BUILT."
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00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,107
>> Quizboy: STUDIO 54.
418
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,734
>> Dr. Venture: "IN A LOUD ROOM
OF QUIET WHISTLERS..."
419
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,277
>> Quizboy: BACKSTAGE IN THE
BATHROOM.
420
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,403
>> Dr. Venture: "...BEHIND THE
WILD GRAY GENTLEMAN..."
421
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,113
>> Quizboy: THAT GUY.
422
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:09,116
>> Dr. Venture: "...SITS THE
221210."
423
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:12,411
>> Quizboy: WHICH HAS TO BE THAT
FOLDAWAY CHANGING TABLE.
424
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,788
AND I BET WE ALREADY KNOW THE
MODEL NUMBER.
425
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,082
>> OH, THAT IS NEVER NOT FUN.
426
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,751
OH, OH, MAN.
427
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:23,130
ORPHEUS, THEY TP'ed YOUR
CORPOREAL FORM.
428
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,632
THAT IS HILARIOUS.
429
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,300
>> Dr. Orpheus: YES, OF COURSE.
430
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:27,301
A REGULAR PANIC.
431
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,177
>> OH, OKAY.
432
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,763
SO, WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED THE
ALCHEMIST?
433
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:34,892
♪ BA-DAA!
>> Dean: TO SOLVE A MYSTERY.
434
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,895
>> Hank: THE MYSTERY OF THE BOX
WE FOUND IN BROCK'S GARDEN.
435
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:38,646
>> ALL RIGHT.
436
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,647
GIVE ME THE CLUES.
437
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,814
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
I'M ON THE JOB.
438
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:44,234
>> SANDOW THINKS IT MAY NOT BE A
GOOD IDEA.
439
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,903
>> THEY'RE DYING OUT THERE...
440
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:46,904
ALL OVER THIS.
441
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:47,237
>> WHAT IS IT?
442
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,156
>> THE ORB.
443
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,492
ARCHIMEDES HIMSELF BEGAN THE
CONSTRUCTION WITH LITTLE MORE
444
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:52,826
THAN THE MIRROR ALIGNMENT.
445
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:57,164
DA VINCI ADDED THE GEARINGS,
NEWTON THE LENSES,
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00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,165
GALILEO THE PRISMS.
447
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,168
ALL OF THE GREAT POETS,
PAINTERS, SCIENTISTS,
448
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:05,339
ALCHEMISTS, AND PHILOSOPHERS
HAVE HAD THE ORB IN THEIR HANDS.
449
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,591
>> BUT WHAT IS IT?
450
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:10,177
>> SOME SAY IT'S A WEAPON OF
CATASTROPHIC PROPORTION.
451
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:14,181
I BELIEVE IT TO BE A TYPE OF
ENGINE, SELF-SUSTAINING AND OF
452
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,350
ENDLESS POWER.
453
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:21,397
I BELIEVE THIS, SANDOW, BECAUSE
I AM A MAN OF HOPE.
454
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,109
>> COLONEL VENTURE, PLEASE DON'T
ACTIVATE IT.
455
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,777
>> SANDOW, I MUST.
456
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:30,698
>> THEN SO MUST SANDOW.
457
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:35,703
SANDOW WILL FOREVER CARRY THIS
BURDEN LIKE A --
458
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,246
>> THAT'S ABOUT IT.
459
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,457
THE REST IS SANDOW LISTING
CHOCOLATE RECIPES.
460
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,959
THAT'S WHY I KEPT IT.
461
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:42,918
I LIKE TO BAKE.
462
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:45,713
>> Brock: SO, DID YOU HAVE TO DO
IT, TOO?
463
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:49,258
KANO, DID YOU KILL THE GREAT
DR. VENTURE SR.?
464
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,635
OH, SO, NOW YOU'RE A MUTE AGAIN.
465
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,680
WELL, AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO
SING KARAOKE NOW.
466
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,640
>> COME ON. PLEASE?
467
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,059
>> STUDIO 54 IS THE HOUSE THAT
COKE BUILT?
468
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,396
YOU GUYS WENT CRAZY FROM
EVERYTHING AFTER THAT GUY THAT
469
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,355
SOLD MANHATTAN.
470
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,648
>> Pete: YEAH, I GOT THAT ONE.
471
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,316
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S START AGAIN.
472
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,276
GET ME A DICTIONARY.
473
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,694
>> Pete: WE HAVE THE INTERNET.
474
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,738
>> I DON'T WANT TO PLAY
"WORLD OF WARCRAFT."
475
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,448
GET ME A REGULAR DICTIONARY.
476
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,867
UGH. INTERNET.
477
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,786
IT'S ONLY GOOD FOR FINDING OUT
THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SLEEPING
478
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,245
AROUND.
479
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:18,537
FREAKING MySpace.
480
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,580
WHAT?
481
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,999
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIS
FRIENDS' COMMENTS?
482
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,500
THEY'RE RIGHT ON THE FIRST PAGE.
483
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,710
THAT'S HARDLY SNOOPING.
484
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:25,711
>> Pete: ALL RIGHT.
485
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:26,754
I HAVE YOUR ANTIQUE.
486
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:27,880
>> LOOK UP "COKE."
487
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,548
GIVE ME THE FIRST DEFINITION.
488
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,759
>> Pete: HOLD...ON.
489
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:32,593
OKAY.
490
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:33,761
"NOUN.
491
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:38,432
THE RESIDUE OF COAL LEFT AFTER
DESTRUCTIVE DISTILLATION AND
492
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,141
USED AS FUEL."
493
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,142
>> Pete: WHO EVER HEARD OF THAT?
494
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,228
>> GENTLEMEN, WE NEED A COAL
MAGNATE WITH A HOME IN
495
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:43,937
MANHATTAN.
496
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,272
TWO POINTS -- THE ALCHEMIST.
497
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,858
>> Quizboy: THERE'S NOTHING IN
THERE BUT DISCOTHEQUE.
498
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,277
>> Dr. Venture: IT COULD BE
SOMETHING SMALL, LIKE AN IBM
499
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,236
STOCK OR SOMETHING.
500
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,112
KEEP LOOKING.
501
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,781
>> [ WHISTLING ]
HEY, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
502
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:54,782
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
503
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,992
>> Dr. Venture: NO, OFFICER, NO
PROBLEMS HERE.
504
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,911
JUST, UH, CHANGING MY SON.
505
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,163
>> THAT'S A MIGHTY BIG BOY YOU
GOT THERE.
506
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:05,334
BET HE'S, UH, HE'S GONNA BE A
FOOTBALL STAR, HUH?
507
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,418
WELL, DON'T LET ME DISTURB YOU.
508
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,169
CARRY ON.
509
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:10,464
>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, THERE,
BILLY.
510
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,423
UP-A-BUM.
511
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,800
LIFT YOUR LITTLE FANNY.
512
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:13,967
DADDY'S GONNA CHANGE YOU NOW.
513
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:17,763
>> Quizboy: THIS IS HOW WE LOST
GEORGE MICHAEL.
514
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,598
>> Hank: COME IN, BOY WONDER,
THIS IS CONTROL.
515
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,892
STUDIO 54 IS NOT THE COKE
HOUSE.
516
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:25,229
HEAD TO THE FRICK MUSEUM ON --
>> WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
517
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,148
>> Quizboy: MY NINTENDO DS LITE?
518
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:28,649
GOO-GOO, GAGA.
519
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,651
>> BUTTER ME, HANK.
520
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:31,652
I'M ON A ROLL.
521
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:32,653
>> Hank: OKAY.
522
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,779
UM, HOW?
523
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:37,241
>> ALL RIGHT, HOW IS "WILD" IN
THE "WILD GRAY GENTLEMAN"
524
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:37,908
SPELLED?
525
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,451
>> Hank: YE OLD-E-FASHIONED WAY.
526
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,203
>> WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN
MEAN?
527
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:41,829
>> Hank: WITH AN "E."
528
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,038
YOU KNOW, WILD-E.
529
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,998
>> THAT'S NOT OLD-E FASHIONED.
530
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,250
THAT'S A SURNAME.
531
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,793
OSCAR "DING-DONG" WILDE.
532
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,503
ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME SOME TIME
HERE.
533
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,088
>> Hank: CONTROL.
534
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,464
WHAT IS YOUR 10-20, BOY WONDER?
535
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:52,965
>> Brock: HANK, IT'S BROCK.
536
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:53,841
WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?
537
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,217
>> Hank: KIND OF LOST CONTACT
WITH HIM.
538
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,470
BUT HE SHOULD BE GOING TO THE
FRICK MUSEUM WITH MR. BILLY.
539
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,306
>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, BOOK ME ON
THE NEXT FLIGHT TO LaGUARDIA.
540
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,015
>> Hank: HOW?
541
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,308
>> Brock: I DON'T KNOW, HANK.
542
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,226
GET WHITE TO DO IT.
543
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,019
>> SWEET PECAN PIE, I'VE SOLVED
IT.
544
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,688
ALL RIGHT, NOW, TRY TO KEEP UP.
545
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,190
"IN A LOUD ROOM OF WHISTLERS" IS
THE WHISTLER WING IN THE FRICK.
546
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,110
"BEHIND THE WILDE GRAY
GENTLEMAN" REFERS TO WHISTLER'S
547
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,321
PAINTING OF
ROBERT DE MONTESQUIOU, THE GUY
548
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,365
WHO WAS THE MODEL FOR
DORIAN GRAY.
549
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,659
AND WHO WROTE "THE PICTURE OF
DORIAN GRAY"?
550
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,452
>> Hank: EDGAR ALLAN POE.
551
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,871
>> NOT EVEN CLOSE, HANK.
552
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,163
IT WAS OSCAR WILDE.
553
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:29,209
SO, "BEHIND THE WILDE GRAY
GENTLEMAN" MEANS "BEHIND THE
554
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,377
PORTRAIT OF MONTESQUIOU."
555
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:30,961
GET IT?
556
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:31,879
>> Dean: A-ALMOST.
557
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:32,880
>> DOESN'T MATTER.
558
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,257
JUST CALL YOUR DAD.
559
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,641
>> Dr. Venture: BILLY, KNOCK IT
OFF.
560
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,310
YOU ALMOST HIT THE PAINTING WITH
YOUR ARROW.
561
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,645
>> Quizboy: DON'T EVEN TRY TO
TELL ME THAT HASN'T BEEN YOUR
562
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,230
FANTASY SINCE YOU SAW
"THE PINK PANTHER."
563
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,857
>> Dr. Venture: SO, IT'S BEHIND
THIS?
564
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,358
>> Quizboy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
TEAR IT DOWN.
565
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,193
>> Dr. Venture: UH, DON'T YOU
THINK WE SHOULD CHECK OUT THE
566
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,697
ROOM BEHIND THIS BEFORE WE
DESTROY A PRICELESS MASTERPIECE?
567
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,032
>> Quizboy: RUSTY'S BACK.
568
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,367
>> Dr. Venture: IT'S THE OLD
STUFF, BILLY.
569
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,453
I'M FEELING IT AGAIN.
570
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:09,750
ALL RIGHT.
571
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:14,254
"BEHIND THE WILDE GRAY GENTLEMAN
SITS THE 221210.
572
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,213
>> Quizboy: SUPER.
573
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,548
>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, I THINK I
GOT SOMETHING.
574
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,176
THE 22nd LETTER IS --
I GOT IT!
575
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:19,760
BILLY! BILLY!
576
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:20,761
>> Quizboy: KEEP IT DOWN.
577
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:21,261
WE'RE IN A MUSEUM.
578
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:21,762
TRYING TO GET US POPPED?
579
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:22,763
>> Dr. Venture: SORRY.
580
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:23,764
I CRACKED THE FINAL CODE.
581
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,475
IT WAS A SIMPLE SUBSTITUTION.
582
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:31,355
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WE ARE LOOKING FOR AN ORB.
583
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,523
>> Quizboy: WOW, YOU ARE BACK.
584
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,068
ME AND RUSTY VENTURE SOLVING
MYSTERIES.
585
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,153
>> Dr. Venture: WE HAVEN'T FOUND
IT YET, SO KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.
586
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,071
>> Quizboy: WHY?
587
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:43,784
ARE YOU PLANNING ON TAKING THEM
OFF AGAIN?
588
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,953
>> Dr. Venture: PAPERWEIGHT, MY
ASS.
589
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,079
HELLO, SWEET THING.
590
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,623
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, LIKE MY DAD USED TO SAY,
591
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:52,292
"YOU WANT TO HIDE SOMETHING,
LEAVE IT WHERE EVERYBODY CAN SEE
592
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,710
IT."
593
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:54,294
MY GOD, IT'S GORGEOUS.
594
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,712
>> Quizboy: LET ME SEE.
595
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:56,296
>> Dr. Venture: NO.
596
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,798
DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET.
597
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:58,966
COULD BE DANGEROUS.
598
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,384
>> Quizboy: WHAT? WRONG.
599
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,677
I GOT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS.
600
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,845
BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT [BLEEP]
THING FOR 30 YEARS.
601
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,597
>> Dr. Venture: BILLY, DON'T BE
SUCH A DICK.
602
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,473
>> Quizboy: POOP.
603
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,350
>> Dr. Venture: THIS ISN'T AN
INVENTION.
604
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,267
IT'S A RESPONSIBILITY.
605
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,686
I NEED TO STUDY THIS.
606
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:15,107
AND IF WE FIND THAT IT WILL HELP
MANKIND MOVE PEACEFULLY FORWARD,
607
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:19,569
THEN WE SHALL SHARE ITS
TEACHINGS, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT
608
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,946
ONLY MEN OF SCIENCE.
609
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,781
WE --
>> Quizboy: ARE MEN OF HOPE.
610
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,616
>> Dr. Venture: HOW DID YOU KNOW
WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY?
611
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,826
>> Quizboy: WHAT?
612
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:27,411
YOUR DAD SAID THAT AT THE END
OF, LIKE, EVERY EPISODE.
613
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,412
>> Dr. Venture: OH.
614
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,329
WELL, HE WAS RIGHT.
615
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,747
I MEAN, HE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT.
616
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,375
[ CHUCKLES ]
MY DAD HID THIS FOR A REASON,
617
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,043
AND WE HAVE TO RESPECT THAT.
618
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,878
THE GUY WAS A CRAPPY FATHER.
619
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:40,924
BUT, BILLY, I'LL TELL YOU, HE --
HE WAS A GREAT SCIENTIST.
620
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:41,633
NO.
621
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,677
>> Quizboy: RUSTY, PLEASE.
622
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,219
COME ON.
623
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:45,012
YOU GOT TO HIT THIS.
624
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:45,846
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.
625
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,681
>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, JUST
ONCE.
626
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:48,390
AND IF THIS EVER GETS OUT...
627
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,017
>> Quizboy: MY LIPS ARE SEALED.
628
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,395
>> Both: GO TEAM VENTURE!
629
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,259
>> Hank: HEY, POP.
630
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:25,886
WHAT WAS THE TREASURE?
631
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:26,803
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT?
632
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:27,804
OH, IT WAS NOTHING.
633
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:28,680
JUST A-A NOTE FROM MY FATHER.
634
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,557
WHERE'S BROCK?
635
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,683
I WANT HIM TO GET RIGHT ON
FIXING UP HIS ROOM.
636
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:32,434
IT'S A PIGSTY.
637
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:38,065
>> Hank: I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH
YOU.
638
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,193
[ CRACKING ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
639
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:44,780
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]