1 00:00:05,463 --> 00:00:08,383 >> HUP! 74, 75 -- >> Both: GENERAL TREISTER? 2 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:09,759 >> HOLD ON! 3 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,136 77! 4 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:12,137 BINGO. 5 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,304 WHOO! 6 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,348 HEH, THROW ME THAT TOWEL, SON. 7 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:16,391 SQUAT THRUSTS! 8 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:19,519 ONE FOR EVERY YEAR THIS BONE BAG REFUSES TO CRAWL 9 00:00:19,602 --> 00:00:20,437 UNDER THE PORCH AND DIE. 10 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,856 LET'S GO, BIG BOY! 11 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:25,191 YOU BETTER GET IN STEP OR SO HELP ME I'LL NAIL YOU TO 12 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,401 THE WALL OF THE LADIES' ROOM! 13 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:28,570 THERE YA GO! 14 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:29,779 KNEW YOU COULD DO IT. 15 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,823 NOW WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR, MY BOYS? 16 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:32,782 YA HERE TO WRESTLE ME? 17 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,285 >> Doe: EH, NO SIR, IT'S AGENT 92-62. 18 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:36,327 >> SAMSON! 19 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,121 THAT BOY'S GONNA GIVE ME ANOTHER HEART ATTACK. 20 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,247 MY NINTH, IF WE'RE COUNTING. 21 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,206 AND WE ARE! 22 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,458 WHAT HAS HE DONE NOW? 23 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:44,043 >> AGENT SAMSON HAS JUST TURNED THE O.S.I. LIST OF TOP ASSASSINS 24 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:44,753 INTO THE OBITUARY PAGE. 25 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,045 >> HANDY IF YOU'RE AN EDITOR. 26 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:49,466 >> BUT A PAIN IN THE PATOOT IF YOU'RE ME! 27 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:51,676 WHO'S DOWN? 28 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,094 DON'T USE THAT ONE! 29 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,805 IT'S SET TO RECORD BATTLESTAR GALACTICA. 30 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,015 NUMBER SIX... 31 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:59,350 TRY TO BLAME ME! 32 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,102 >> Cardholder: HERR TRIGGER, SNIPER. 33 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,229 FOUND IN A DUMPSTER OUTSIDE OF A STRIP CLUB. 34 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,814 >> APPARENTLY HE'S A BAD TIPPER. 35 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,983 >> GO-FISH, AT-SEA ASSASSIN. 36 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:08,985 BODY WASHED UP ON A PUBLIC BEACH. 37 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:09,986 >> STILL WAITING FOR THE HEAD. 38 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:10,487 >> LE TUEUR, BIG GAME HUNTER. 39 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,363 PRESUMED DEAD. 40 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,365 >> HE DOESN'T ANSWER HIS CELL PHONE. 41 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,409 >> IF YOU MET THE GUY, YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 42 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,536 >> EHH, TOO MUCH PUBLIC KILLING. 43 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,915 IN MY DAY, WE'D DRAW THE CURTAINS BEFORE WE PUNCHED 44 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:23,583 A MAN'S TIME CLOCK. 45 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:26,503 BOYS, WE GOTTA PUT AN END TO THIS SMALL TOWN TALENT SHOW 46 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,587 OURSELVES. 47 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:31,257 IT'S ALREADY GONE ON WELL PAST THE FAT LADY'S ENCORE. 48 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,383 >> WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE, SIR? 49 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,636 >> A-SQUAD VANQUISHER, PACKED TO THE ATTIC WITH 50 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:35,512 ASSAULT DOOHICKIES! 51 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,139 AND DADDY'S GONNA SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR. 52 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,140 >> Both: YES, SIR. 53 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,476 >> I'M GONNA PERSONALLY MAKE DAMN SURE WE END THIS 54 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,520 SAMSON PROBLEM, A-SAP! 55 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,855 LET'S MOVE OUT! 56 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,359 [ DOOR CLOSES ] I SHOULD GET DRESSED, 57 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,361 I GUESS. 58 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,229 >> [ spits, laughs ] YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO TALK, 59 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:27,397 PIGS. 60 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,066 >> WE GOT YOU AT THE SCENE, COVERED IN THE VICTIM'S BLOOD 61 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:32,235 WITH THE MURDER WEAPON ON THE FLOOR. 62 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,405 YOU BETTER START FLAPPIN' THOSE GUMS, OR YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT LIFE 63 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,323 PLUS TWENTY, TRALFAZ. 64 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,075 >> Doc: UM, MAY I SAY SOMETHING? 65 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:41,035 I'M NOT REALLY "WITH" HIM... 66 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:41,995 OW! 67 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:42,954 >> TRALFAZ. 68 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:43,997 WHAT IS THAT, POLISH? 69 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:44,914 >> IT'S SPANISH. 70 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,916 FOR "GO [bleep] YOURSELF." 71 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,377 >> H-HE DOESN'T SPEAK FOR BOTH OF US. 72 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:50,378 OW! 73 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:52,505 >> I-I DON'T THINK -- I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE. 74 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:53,548 MY WIFE SPEAKS A LITTLE SPANISH. 75 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:55,466 HOLD ON, I'M GONNA CALL HER-- OW! HEY! 76 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,844 >> I'M SORRY, YOU THINK MAYBE WE CAN STICK TO, YOU KNOW, 77 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,262 QUESTIONING THE SUSPECTS HERE? 78 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:02,223 >> WHAT IS THIS, THE BAD COP - RETARDED COP ROUTINE? 79 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,308 >> OKAY! OKAY! 80 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:06,477 WE'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW! 81 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:07,520 >> I'D LIKE MY OWN COUNSEL. 82 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,521 >> I TOLD YOU, BOYS. 83 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:09,355 YOU'RE NOT UNDER ARREST. 84 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,316 I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS. 85 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:15,361 LET'S START WITH THIS "BROCK" YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT. 86 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,321 WHO IS HE? 87 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:17,322 >> HE'S OUR BODYGUARD. 88 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:18,406 HE PROTECTS US. 89 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,158 >> DOES "BROCK" SPEAK TO YOU? 90 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,117 >> 'COURSE. 91 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,160 >> BOTH OF YOU? 92 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:22,827 >> DUH. 93 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:23,786 >> OKAY. 94 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,204 DOES BROCK EVER... 95 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:25,496 TELL YOU WHAT TO DO? 96 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,457 >> YEAH. 97 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,458 WELL, SOMETIMES. 98 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:28,791 SORTA. I GUESS. 99 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,335 >> MM HM. 100 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:33,212 AND THIS ROBOT FRIEND OF YOURS, THIS... 101 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,130 "HELPER." 102 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,965 DOES HE SPEAK TO YOU, TOO? 103 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:43,056 >> [ BEEPING ] >> ONE LAST CHANCE. 104 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:44,974 WHERE IS VENTURE? 105 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,811 >> [ SHORT BEEPS ] >> DID HE TELL US? 106 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,980 >> IT SEEMED LIKE HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC. 107 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,316 >> [ SHORT BEEPS ] >> SEE, IT'S THE UPWARDS 108 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,150 INFLECTION. 109 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:56,152 IT DOESN'T REALLY FEEL LIKE DIRECTIONS. 110 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:58,863 >> YOU TELL US WHERE VENTURE IS OR WE BREAK 111 00:03:58,947 --> 00:03:59,864 SOMETHING... 112 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:00,615 COMPRENDE? 113 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:05,828 >> [ SHORT BEEPS ] [ LONG BEEP ] 114 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,163 >> OH! NICE MOVE, DICK. 115 00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:08,998 >> OH [ bleep ] I BUSTED HIM! 116 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,458 DUDE, I BARELY TAPPED IT! 117 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:11,793 I SWEAR! I'M WICKED SORRY. 118 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:12,794 >> DON'T APOLOGIZE! 119 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:15,213 NOW HE KNOWS WE MEAN BUSINESS. 120 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:18,466 NOW YOU TELL ME VENTURE'S LOCATION 121 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:20,510 OR WE -- >> KNOCK OFF YOUR HEAD? 122 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:21,928 >> AGAIN... 123 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,596 INTENTIONALLY! 124 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,681 >> SO WHAT'S YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS 125 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,808 LE TUEUR CHARACTER? 126 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:27,976 >> NEVER HEARD OF HIM. 127 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,769 >> OH, MAYBE THIS'LL REFRESH YOUR MEMORY. 128 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:31,187 THE STIFF IN YOUR ROOM SPLIT STRAIGHT UP THE GARANIMALS? 129 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:33,189 >> HEAT: EH, GOOD LUCK PICKIN' UP THAT SPARE. 130 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:35,984 >> W-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 131 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:36,859 >> YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE HE CUT HIM IN HALF. 132 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,861 IT'S LIKE A 7-10 SPLIT. 133 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:39,821 LIKE IN BOWLING. 134 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,030 BUT, YOU KNOW, WITH A GUY. 135 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,031 >> THAT IS... 136 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,116 DOWNRIGHT ESOTERIC. 137 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,158 >> I GOT IT RIGHT AWAY. 138 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,159 >> YOU... 139 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,202 SHUT YOUR MOUTH. 140 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,371 >> DO WE GET SOCKED ON THE LIPS EVERY TIME WE TALK, 141 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:49,706 OR ONLY WHEN WE MAKE A POINT? 142 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:50,498 OW. 143 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:54,127 SO THAT'S -- THAT'S EVERY TIME THEN? 144 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,378 >> OH, ALL RIGHT. 145 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:56,295 FINE. 146 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,382 I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING. 147 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:00,550 CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE? 148 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,010 >> NO. 149 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:07,223 >> [ INHALES ] [ FAKE EXHALE ] 150 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:09,225 MY FAMILY AND I HAVE BEEN ON THE RUN FROM AN ELITE SQUAD 151 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:11,185 OF SUPER-ASSASSINS WHO'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL OUR BODYGUARD 152 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,395 SINCE LAST NIGHT. 153 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,731 IF YOU DON'T LET US GO SO WE CAN HELP HIM, HE'LL PROBABLY BE 154 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:15,982 DEAD BY MORNING. 155 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,025 >> FASCINATING. 156 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,485 NOW, IF WE COULD, LET'S GET BACK 157 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,446 TO THIS GIANT BUTTERFLY. 158 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:22,739 >> LOOK, I TOLD YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW. 159 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,324 NOW GIMME MY PHONE CALL! 160 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,284 >> OKAY FINE, BOYS. 161 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,369 THIS IS -- THIS IS A GOOD PLACE 162 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,287 TO TAKE A BREAK. 163 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:29,746 EH, WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CALL? 164 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:30,705 >> HELLO, POP? 165 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:32,582 THIS GUY'S A TOOL. 166 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:37,086 >> [ CHUCKLING ] OKAY, THAT STUNG! 167 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,880 I HAVE DELICATE JOINTS... 168 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:39,922 >> YOU GENTLEMEN ARE FREE TO GO. 169 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,008 UNCUFF 'EM, DETECTIVES. 170 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:42,967 NOW. 171 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,260 >> AWW, WHY? 172 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:45,303 >> NO BODY, NO CASE. IT'S OVER. 173 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:46,262 >> WHOA WHOA, WHOA WHOA! 174 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,430 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NO BODY?! 175 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:50,349 THAT ROOM LOOKED LIKE THE SET FROM SAW FREAKIN ONE! 176 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,225 >> NOPE... 177 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,394 THE ROOM WAS DOWN RIGHT MARTHA STEWART. 178 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:57,190 FORENSICS COULDN'T FIND DICK, EXCEPT FOR A FAINT, EH, 179 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,775 LEMONY FRESH KINDA ODOR. 180 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,610 >> [ sniffs ] I CAN STILL SMELL IT. 181 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:01,819 AAAH! 182 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:06,074 >> [ GASPS, SCREAMS ] >> [ SCREAMS OF AGONY ] 183 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,450 >> OH NO NO! NO, NO! 184 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,785 AAAHH! 185 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,286 [ THUD ] 186 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:17,960 >> LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE THE CLEANER? 187 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,796 >> [ LABORED BEEPING ] >> ALRIGHT, SMART GUY. 188 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,089 WE PLAYED IT NICE. 189 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,965 VENTURE'S LOCATION. 190 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,801 YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS.... 191 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:27,637 2, 1... 192 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,764 OKAY 24, LIGHT HIM UP. 193 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,933 >> DO I CONNECT THE POSITIVE SIDE FIRST OR -- 194 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:33,059 >> WHO CARES? 195 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:36,521 HE'S NOT A MITSUBISHI GALANT, JUST DO IT. 196 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:37,772 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO HIM? 197 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:39,690 >> AH! HONEY? 198 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,692 WE WERE JUST ASKING HIM STUFF. 199 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,986 >> OH, YOU POOR SWEET THING. 200 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,613 DID THE BAD MEN HURT YOU? 201 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:49,700 >> [ LONG BEEPS OF COMPLAINTS ] >> MONARCH, THIS GOES AGAINST 202 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,453 THE GUILD SENTIENCE CONFERENCE OF 1998! 203 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,539 WE HAVE TO BRING HIM BACK TO HIS FAMILY. 204 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:57,458 YOUR FAMILY MUST MISS YOU. 205 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,044 LET'S FIND THEM AND GET YOU BACK TO SAFETY. 206 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:05,174 >> [ BEEPS OF LOVE ] >> ALRIGHT, RUN THESE NUMBERS 207 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,342 THROUGH THE NAV-COMM. 208 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:08,136 IT'S SOMEWHERE IN CALIFORNIA. 209 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:10,179 THAT DIRTY [bleep] ROBOT GOT GREASE ALL OVER MY DRESS. 210 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,933 >> SWEETIE, YOUR "GOOD-COP" IS CHILLING. 211 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:14,976 >> THAT WAS SO HOT... 212 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:17,019 HOT, HOT COP. 213 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,398 >> [ SAD BEEPS ] [ SIRENS WAILING ] 214 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:22,150 >> [ DOC PANTING ] >> Boys: WEE!!! 215 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,069 >> EH, THIS IS AS FAR AS I GO. 216 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,029 THERE'S A RENTAL CAR WAITING FOR YOU, QUARTER OF A MILE 217 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,030 SOUTH OF HERE. 218 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:28,990 KEYS AND A NEW I.D. 219 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:30,241 IN THE GLOVE BOX, COCHISE. 220 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,450 GOOD LUCK TO YA MAN. 221 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:36,455 >> YEAH, I UH, ONLY GOT ONE PROBLEM WITH THAT PLAN -- 222 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,457 HANK NEVER CALLED YOU. 223 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:39,959 >> Molotov: I DID. 224 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:43,212 FIGURED EVEN THE MIGHTY BROCK SAMSON MIGHT HAVE TROUBLE 225 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,923 FIGHTING THE ENTIRE O.S.I.. 226 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,425 >> MOLOTOV. 227 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:48,968 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SURPRISED. 228 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:49,760 HOW'D YOU FIND US? 229 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,221 >> YOU HAVEN'T EXACTLY BEEN DISCREET. 230 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,264 >> OH, LIKE THAT GET-UP IS? 231 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:56,100 THOUGH I GOTTA ADMIT, FOR A DISGUISE, 232 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,101 IT'S PRETTY GOOD. 233 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,102 HARDLY RECOGNIZED YA. 234 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:00,062 >> W-WHAT DIS--? 235 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,189 I'M OFF-DUTY. 236 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,065 >> HA HA HA! THAT'S -- THAT'S HOW YOU DRESS 237 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,066 WHEN YOU'RE NOT... 238 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,067 CATWOMAN-ING AROUND? 239 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,196 I MIGHT HAVE TO RETHINK THIS WHOLE RELATIONSHIP. 240 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,698 >> WHO'S THAT HOOD RAT BROCK'S TALKING TO? 241 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:14,660 HE CAN GET ANY SHORTY HE WANTS. 242 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:18,414 >> MORE OF YOUR FRIENDS, MOLOTOV? 243 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,917 MOLOTOV? 244 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,418 >> Monarch: VENTURE! 245 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:25,755 COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE... 246 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:26,756 >> UGH. 247 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:27,256 REALLY? 248 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,299 >> EH, CLICHED, I KNOW. 249 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:32,511 BUT TRUST ME, IT SOUNDS EXTRA-CREEPY OVER THE P.A. 250 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,931 HELLO, DR. VENTURE. 251 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,934 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND I CALLED YOUR PRIVATE NUMBER. 252 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,477 YOUR ROBOT GAVE IT TO ME... 253 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:43,814 [ LAUGHS ] AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HIM 254 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,943 ALIVE AGAIN, YOU WILL SHOW YOURSELF. 255 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,153 >> IS HE SERIOUS? 256 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:49,862 >> DEADLY!!! 257 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,573 YOU HAVE EXACTLY ONE MINUTE TO-- 258 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:53,616 >> 24: AW, CHECK IT OUT. 259 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,952 WHEN YOU TURN ON NIGHT VISION WITH THE LIGHTS ON, 260 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,954 IT'S LIKE AN X-RAY CAMERA. 261 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,247 KINDA. 262 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,958 >> [ COMM LINK BEEPS ] >> Treister: SAMSON! 263 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,293 WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN'? 264 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,964 >> STILL BREATHING, GENERAL TREISTER, SIR. 265 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:08,714 NO THANKS TO YOU. 266 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,050 >> AW, YOU'RE LOOKIN' FINE, SON. 267 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,886 GLAD TO SEE YOU FINALLY TOOK THAT MOP TOP DOWN TO REGULATION. 268 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:14,971 >> CUT THE CRAP, SIR. 269 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,055 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 270 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,474 >> THE O.S.I. WANTS YOU TO COME IN FROM THE COLD, SON. 271 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:23,938 IT'S HIGH TIME WE HAD US A LI'L OL FASHION POW-WOW. 272 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,898 AND PUT A STOP TO THIS SITUATION. 273 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,817 >> I THINK WE'RE WAY PAST THAT, SIR. 274 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,444 >> NOW, NOW, NOW DON'T GO GETTIN' ALL "FIRST BLOOD" 275 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:31,862 ON ME, BOY. 276 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,364 YOU GOT A FAMILY TO THINK ABOUT. 277 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:34,448 HOW LONG YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE GONNA LAST OUT THERE 278 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,158 IN THE WILDERNESS WITH THOSE VENTURES? 279 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,159 >> THEY'RE NOT PART OF THIS. 280 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,120 I DON'T WANT THEM HARMED. 281 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,622 >> THEY WON'T BE IF YOU JUST DO WHAT WE SAY. 282 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,041 NOW WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE US THE COORDINATES LIKE 283 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,001 A GOOD SOLDIER... 284 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,003 >> 20 SECONDS, VENTURE. 285 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,963 WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 286 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:50,923 NINETEEN... 287 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:51,549 >> ALL RIGHT. 288 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,342 I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT. 289 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,177 BUT IT GOES DOWN THE WAY I SAY IT DOES. 290 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,681 WE MEET AT THE VENTURE COMPOUND. 291 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,267 DAWN. 292 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,310 >> DAWN?! 293 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,519 HA! 294 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,896 DEAN-- WE'RE FINALLY GONNA MEET OUR LONG LOST SISTER! 295 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:15,573 >> WAKE UP! 296 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,907 WE'RE HERE. 297 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,326 GATHER ROUND MY WINGED FLOCK! 298 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,077 >> Girlfriend: [ SMACKS ] EH, MY BREATH. 299 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:23,748 >> GO! RUN! 300 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,541 HEAD FOR THE PANIC ROOM QUICK. 301 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,709 AND STAY LOW! 302 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,377 >> Hank: AW, EVERY TIME SOMETHING REMOTELY COOL HAPPENS, 303 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,089 IT'S "GET IN THE PANIC ROOM!" UNFAIR! 304 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,383 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, CAN'T I AT LEAST CHANGE FIRST? 305 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,344 THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE THING I'VE EVER 306 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:37,470 WORN. 307 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,764 >> Monarch: TODAY IS A DAY WHICH WILL LIVE LONG IN 308 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:42,099 THE ANNALS OF MONARCH HISTORY! 309 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,352 WITH THE SUN AT OUR BACKS WE SHALL-- 310 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,394 >> UH, M-MONARCH--? 311 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,354 >> AH! 312 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,230 DO. NOT. INTERRUPT! 313 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,190 THERE? 314 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:50,149 YOU HAPPY NOW? 315 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,275 LOOK WHAT YOU DID. 316 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,361 NOW YOU DON'T GET TO GO ON THE MURDER CRUSADE! 317 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,404 >> HONEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE? 318 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,989 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A TRAP. 319 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:57,948 >> DAMN RIGHT IT IS! 320 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,409 BUT WHOM IS TRAPPING WHOM? 321 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,454 LET'S JUST SAY I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF UPGRADING 322 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:08,501 HIS PRECIOUS ROBOT'S EQUIPMENT WITH TWO GIGA BYTES OF KABLAM! 323 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,587 >> [ BEEPING ] 324 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,930 >> THE BIG CHAIR! 325 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:23,099 >> RIGHT ON SCHEDULE. 326 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,059 >> SAMSON! 327 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,936 HUP BAH, WHAT'S THE WHAT? 328 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,687 WE READY TO DO THIS THING? 329 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,106 >> WELL, VENTURE... 330 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,273 HERE WE ARE AGAIN. 331 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,442 >> UH, HANG ON JUST A SEC', GENERAL. 332 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,444 >> DI--? [ GROANS ] THAT SON OF A BITCH JUST PUT ME 333 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,445 ON HOLD? 334 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,489 >> YOUR FANCY NEW PLANE WON'T SAVE YOU, VENTURE. 335 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,951 WE'RE HAVING THIS OUT, HERE AND NOW, 336 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,828 ONCE AND FOR ALL! 337 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,996 >> OH, I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE, MONARCH. 338 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,666 WHY DON'T YA COME ON AROUND BACK AND SAY HELLO? 339 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:51,627 >> I'D BE DELIGHTED. 340 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,672 >> SUGAR CROWN, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT THING CAN DO. 341 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:55,631 >> OH, SWEETNESS... 342 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:56,799 WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE HENCHMEN? 343 00:11:56,882 --> 00:12:01,595 BESIDES, HE'S RUSTY VENTURE, NOT THE O. S. FREAKING I. 344 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:05,724 ANYTHING HE CAN THROW AT US WE CAN THROW BACK TEN FOLD! 345 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:06,725 >> SORRY 'BOUT THAT, GENERAL. 346 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,644 >> WHAT WERE YA, TYIN' YER BOOTS? 347 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,313 ARE YOU COMIN' OUT OR ARE YA GONNA MAKE US 348 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,649 COME IN THERE AND GET YOU? 349 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,317 >> WON'T BE NECESSARY, SIR. 350 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:19,321 I'M A COMIN' AROUND NOW... 351 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:24,118 >> [ YELLING ] >> UH, SIR? 352 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,828 CAN WE GET AN ORDER HERE? 353 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:30,040 >> FIRE! 354 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,251 >> [ STAMMERING ] WHO THE HELL ARE THOSE GUYS? 355 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,295 >> THEY'RE HENCHMEN FOR THE MONARCH, SIR. 356 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,046 >> WHAT IN THE HELL'S A MONARCH? 357 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:36,672 >> LOW LEVEL GUILD TROUBLEMAKER. 358 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,339 USED TO ARCH DR. VENTURE. 359 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,383 >> THEN HE ARCHED DR. VENTURE. 360 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,719 >> Brock: AW, COME ON, GENERAL. 361 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,304 'THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT MY FRIENDS? 362 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:45,514 >> THOSE CLOWNS ARE WITH YOU? 363 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:49,185 WHAT IN HELL IS GOING ON HERE, SAMSON? 364 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,062 >> JUST TRYIN' TO EVEN THE PLAYING FIELD A LITTLE, SIR. 365 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,607 >> LOOKS LIKE SAMSON'S GONE OVER TO THE GUILD, SIR. 366 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,317 >> WANT ME TO GIVE THE ORDER TO TAKE OUT THE BIG COCOON? 367 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,569 >> IS THAT WHAT THAT THING IS? 368 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,696 JEEPERS CRAPPERS, NO. 369 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:03,240 IF SAMSON'S PULLED A FULL-ON JUDAS, THERE'S NO TELLIN' 370 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,035 WHAT KINDA TRADE SECRETS HE MIGHT'VE GIVEN UP. 371 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,411 I WANT HIM ALIVE. 372 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,579 GROUND FORCES! 373 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:09,747 >> HENCHMEN! 374 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,791 >> Both: FORM BATTLE SQUADRONS AND PREPARE FOR FULL ASSAULT 375 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,376 ON MY ORDER! 376 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,377 >> I TOLD YOU... 377 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,588 WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE ALREADY. 378 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:18,672 >> OH STOP YOURSELF. 379 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:19,548 MOPPETS! 380 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:23,552 PREPARE MY DEATH'S HEAD PANOPLY! 381 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:30,684 >> [ BEEPING ] [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH, GRUNTING ] 382 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,229 [ RUSTLING ] >> THERE IT IS AGAIN! 383 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,147 I'M TELLING YA THERE'S LIKE A SKUNK APE OUT THERE 384 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,065 OR SOMETHING. 385 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,025 >> HANK, SIT DOWN AND PRETEND TO BE SANE. 386 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,401 DEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 387 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,070 >> I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM. 388 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,322 HOW OLD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK? 389 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,199 >> IN REGULAR YEARS, OR PANSY YEARS? 390 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:46,242 >> WHATEVER! 391 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,368 WHY!? 392 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,369 WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A NORMAL LIFE? 393 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,246 >> I HAD THAT DREAM ONCE TOO. 394 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,207 >> [muffled]: OPEN UP! 395 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,208 >> AAHH! SERGEANT HATRED! 396 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,210 >> WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? 397 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,045 >> YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET HIM IN? 398 00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,004 HE'S POP'S ARCH ENEMY! 399 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,424 >> YEAH TECHNICALLY, LIKE ON PAPER. 400 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,677 >> HELLO, LADIES. 401 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,428 WHERE'S YOUR OLD MAN AT? 402 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,596 >> BEHIND THOSE BOXES. 403 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,681 HIDING FROM YOU. 404 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:09,848 >> THANKS, HANK. 405 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:10,891 >> THERE YOU ARE! 406 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,017 OKAY, YOU HAVE TO KILL ME. 407 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,938 I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE TWO DAYS TRYING TO DO IT MYSELF. 408 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,607 I TRIED TO BLOW MY HEAD OFF WITH A SHRINK RAY. 409 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,235 NOW I GOT A LITTLE BABY TONGUE. 410 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,487 I'M A FAILURE. 411 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,781 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 412 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:26,782 >> HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK? 413 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:29,785 >> LOOK NELLY-BOY, YOU DON'T KNOW OF HEART PAIN! 414 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,453 I'VE TRIED TO CHANGE. 415 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,456 I QUIT THE SAUCE, THE CIGARS, THE YOUNG BOYS. 416 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,626 AND SHE STILL LEFT ME! 417 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,504 >> MISTER HATRED, COULD YOU STOP YELLING PLEASE? 418 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,839 >> HONESTLY. 419 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:42,965 >> COME ON, MAN! 420 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:43,966 KILL ME!!! 421 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,726 >> ATTACK. 422 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,853 >> ATTACK!! 423 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,814 >> [ STAMMERING ] ATTAACK!! 424 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:05,487 >> [ YELLING ] >> [ YELLING ] 425 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:10,868 [ CHANTING "O.S.I." ] [ DART GUNFIRE ] 426 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,537 [ LASER GUNFIRE ] 427 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,212 [ GUNFIRE CONTINUES ON MONITOR ] 428 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,089 >> TORTILLA CHIP? 429 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,383 THEY ARE NOT ONLY COOL, THEY ARE RANCH. 430 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,343 >> TOTALLY. 431 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,510 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 432 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,554 >> I'M CREATING REALISTIC BATTLE DAMAGE. 433 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,514 SO WHEN WE JOIN THEM AT THE END IT'LL LOOK LIKE I'VE SEEN 434 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,641 SOME ACTION. 435 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,476 >> IT'LL LOOK LIKE RUBBED SNACK ON YOUR FACE. 436 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,852 OH! LISTEN TO THAT! 437 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,312 [ MAN SCREAMING ] >> DID YOU JUST HEAR 438 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:39,355 THAT GUY? 439 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,356 THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. 440 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,357 THAT IS A GUY ON FIRE! 441 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,317 YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL. 442 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,235 [ VEHICLE DOOR OPENS ] >> WHAT THE!? 443 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,363 >> AH CRAP, HE'S STEALING OUR HIDING PLACE! 444 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,197 >> DUDE! BAIL! 445 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,198 COME ON! 446 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,158 >> I CAN'T! 447 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,534 MY SEAT BELT IS JAMMED! 448 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,952 >> WHY'D YOU BUCKLE IT?! 449 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,996 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? 450 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,249 >> I DON'T KNOW! 451 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,209 >> WHY DID YOU BUCKLE UP!? 452 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,378 WHY?! 453 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,337 >> JUST CHOKE ME! 454 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,506 CHOKE MY NECK! 455 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,465 DAMN YOU! 456 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,216 STRANGLE MY PAIN AWAY... 457 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,384 PLEASE! 458 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,344 >> LOOK, CRAZY. 459 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,012 SO YOUR TEEN BRIDE LEFT YOU. 460 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:12,888 BIG WHOOP. 461 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,973 IS SHE REALLY WORTH ENDING EVERYTHING -- 462 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:15,974 HANK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 463 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,559 >> I'M GOING OUT THERE. 464 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,727 BROCK NEEDS ME! 465 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,397 >> THAT BOY IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK. 466 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,524 HE'S GOT GUTS! 467 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:24,483 >> EXCUSE ME? 468 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:25,609 YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 469 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,611 WHY IN MY PRIME, I SAW SOME THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE YOUR 470 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,320 HEAD SPIN. 471 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,572 >> YEAH, I SAW A GUY'S HEAD SPIN. 472 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,865 LIKE RIGHT OFF HIS NECK. 473 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:32,783 WHY? 474 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:33,242 BECAUSE I PUNCHED HIM! 475 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,244 TOP THAT! 476 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,412 >> OKAY... OKAY! 477 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:40,332 MY FATHER MADE ME KILL A MAN -- KILL A MAN WITH A HOUSE KEY! 478 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:40,874 I WAS TEN! 479 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,459 >> OH, THAT'S NOTHING! 480 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,170 I ATE A WHOLE LABRADOR RETRIEVER ONCE! 481 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,171 I'M SERIOUS! 482 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:46,714 >> ALL THIS TALK! 483 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,966 WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING! 484 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:51,093 BROCK IS BEING ATTACKED BY HIS FRIENDS. 485 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,762 YOUR REAL ARCH ENEMY IS TRYING TO KILL YOU, AND YOU'RE 486 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,098 SWAPPING WAR STORIES WITH SERGEANT KILL ME! 487 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,057 >> WOW! 488 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,559 I LIKE THIS ONE. 489 00:16:58,642 --> 00:16:59,852 AND HE IS RIGHT. 490 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:00,769 >> HE'S CRAZY. 491 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,937 >> HE'S GONNA GET US KILLED! 492 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,397 >> NO, HE HAS GOT SOMETHING. 493 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,399 LOOK AT US. 494 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,152 WE ARE HIDING FROM OUR TRUE SELVES. 495 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,987 I'M A FIGHTER, NOT A LOVER! 496 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:10,946 AND YOU... 497 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:12,698 YOU WERE RUSTY VENTURE ONCE. 498 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,200 MAYBE THE MOST FEARLESS BOY ADVENTURER EVER. 499 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,201 >> MAYBE THE MOST? 500 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,369 >> AND HANK HERE... 501 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,371 HANK IS BECOMING A MAN. 502 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,123 >> I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES! 503 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:21,665 >> AND DEAN... 504 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,585 DEAN IS -- >> SENSITIVE. 505 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:25,711 >> HE'LL COME AROUND! 506 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,630 NOW LET'S GET OUT THERE AND SHOW THOSE FRAIL FLOWERS WHO 507 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,633 THE HELL THEY'RE DEALING WITH! 508 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,802 >> LET'S PRETEND THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 509 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,137 WE'D NEED AN ARMY-- >> WE'VE GOT ONE! 510 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:40,058 >> HANK, THERE ARE ONLY FOUR -- UM, THREE AND A HALF OF US. 511 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,811 >> NOT IF YOU LET ME OPEN MY CHRISTMAS GIFTS EARLY, 512 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,147 THERE AREN'T. 513 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,623 >> TEN- HUT! 514 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:08,003 LEFT LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT, 515 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:17,179 LEFT LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT! 516 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:35,155 >> COMPANY HALT >> HE DID IT! 517 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,074 SGT. HATRED SAVED THE DAY! 518 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,367 >> AND WE HELPED! 519 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:38,992 KINDA. 520 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,203 >> Both: GO TEAM VENTURE!!! 521 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:47,543 >> [ TERRIFIED SCREAMS ] >> 24: OH, GOD! OH, NO NO NO! 522 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,544 >> WHOA WHOA WHOA! 523 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,545 CEASE FIRE! 524 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,797 CEASE FIRE! 525 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,802 [ TIRES SQUEALING ] ALL RIGHT LOOK JUST... 526 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:57,511 JUST PUT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN! 527 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:58,887 I GIVE UP, OKAY? 528 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,598 NOW LET ME TALK TO GENERAL TREISTER. 529 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,733 >> ALL RIGHT PUT ME HERE, AND GIVE ME THE MEGAPHONE. 530 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:15,487 HOLD IT UP FOR ME, I- I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS. 531 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,864 ENEMIES OF THE MONARCH! 532 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,700 BEHOLD MY IMPRESSIVE DEATH'S HEAD PANOPLY! 533 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,077 THE FINAL SOLUTION IN TAILORING! 534 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,415 RECOIL IN TERROR AS THE MIGHTY MONARCH 535 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,499 GOES SUPERNOVA! 536 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,750 >> OH, SWEET TIGHTS, NOT THAT. 537 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,129 YOU NEVER TESTED IT. 538 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,338 YOU ARE GONNA KILL YOURSELF. 539 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,049 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TAKE THAT LAST STEP OVER THE CRAZY 540 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,259 EDGE? 541 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:41,179 >> AND NOW I WRITE THIS BATTLE'S FINAL CHAPTER 542 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,265 WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES! 543 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,101 IT'S THE LITTLE BUTTON ON THE SLEEVE. 544 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:49,730 [ MANIACAL LAUGHTER ] >> Doc: WELL, 545 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,613 THERE'S MY LIFE'S WORK UP IN SMOKE. 546 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,280 >> OH, GOD! 547 00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,948 I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONE DYING. 548 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,451 >> WE SHOULD BE OUT THERE WITH THEM! 549 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,370 WE SHOULD BE FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE WITH OUR MOIST 550 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:05,787 WARRIOR BRETHREN!! 551 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,747 >> AH, BA BA BA. 552 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,625 JUST TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH, HANK. 553 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,126 YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. 554 00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:14,796 >> [ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] AAH! AAAAH! 555 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,215 AAAAAHHHH! 556 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,717 HELP! HELP HELP! 557 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:25,641 [ WHIMPERING ] OH, GOD. 558 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,476 >> SURE GOT A FUNNY WAY OF THANKIN' PEOPLE, SAMSON. 559 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,521 FLY ALL THE WAY HERE TO SAVE YOUR BUTT AND WHAT DO WE GET? 560 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,856 FACE FULL OF MOTH PEOPLE! 561 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:33,899 >> BUTTERFLIES, SIR. 562 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:34,816 >> REALLY? 563 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,901 'THE HELL I'M THINKING OF, THEN? 564 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:36,777 EMPEROR MOTHS? 565 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,694 >> WHOA, WHOA. 566 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:38,946 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, SAVIN' MY BUTT? 567 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,823 YOU SICCED THOSE THREE GOONS ON IT! 568 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,201 AND THEN WHEN THEY WEREN'T ENOUGH, YOU CAME HERE TO FINISH 569 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,327 THE JOB YOURSELVES. 570 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,829 >> BOY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. 571 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,666 ALL I KNOW IS WHEN THE O.S.I. 572 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,585 HEARS ONE OF ITS BABY CHICKS IS IN TROUBLE, MOMMA COMES 573 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,671 A-RUNNIN' AND A-SQUAWKIN, AND A-RUNNIN. 574 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:56,254 THAT'S HOW WE DO. 575 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,423 >> THEN YOU DIDN'T UH... 576 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,591 YOU'RE NOT... 577 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,426 I WAS NEVER... 578 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,344 AH [bleep]. 579 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:06,014 >> SON, I BELIEVE YOUR MIND HAS GONE AWOL. 580 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,099 I SHOULDA SEEN THIS COMIN'. 581 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,726 YOUR WORK'S BEEN GETTIN' SLOPPY ACROSS THE BOARD, BOY. 582 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,229 PUBLIC KILLINS', ABUSE OF COMPANY PROPERTY-- 583 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:15,691 AND NONE OF YOUR REPORTS ON DR. VENTURE EVER MENTIONED 584 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,859 NUTHIN' 'BOUT NO ILLEGAL CLONE FARM. 585 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,861 >> YOU...YOU SEND THEM REPORTS ABOUT ME? 586 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,905 >> MAYBE YOU'VE BEEN ON THIS DETAIL TOO LONG. 587 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,700 WHY DON'T YA COME BACK WITH US SO'S WE CAN FIND YOU A NICE, 588 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,702 NEW ASSIGNMENT? 589 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:27,744 MAYBE SOMETHIN' A LITTLE EASIER ON THE OL' NOGGIN'? 590 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,538 >> THANK YOU. 591 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,706 NO, SIR. 592 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:35,168 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH SPINNING BUTTERFLY NAKED BOY ARMIES... 593 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,670 SCREW THIS. 594 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,589 I'D RATHER, UH, QUIT. 595 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,675 >> Hank: YEAH, YOU TELL HIM, BROCK! 596 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:42,676 >> DOC: WELL GOOD FOR YOU! 597 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:45,053 O.S.I., WHO NEEDS 'EM? 598 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,013 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 599 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,056 AREN'T YOU GOING TO HELP CLEAN UP THIS MESS? 600 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,684 >> I SAID I QUIT. 601 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,728 >> YOU KNOW... 602 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,898 I COULD USE A JOB. 603 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,900 >> HEY, MONARCH! 604 00:21:58,984 --> 00:21:59,609 >> HUH? 605 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,528 >> I'M TAKIN' YOUR [bleep] CAR. 606 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:02,779 >> OH. YEAH, YEAH. 607 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,907 [ EXPLOSION ] >> 21: TWENTY FOUR! 608 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:06,575 NOOO!!! 609 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,994 OW! 610 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:20,255 captioning provided by Turner Studios. 611 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:40,108 >> SO MUCH FOR OUR COMPETITION. 612 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,027 CONGRATULATIONS, LADIES. 613 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:45,280 JUST AS WE PLANNED, WE ARE NOW THE TOP ASSASSINS 614 00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:46,448 IN THE COUNTRY. 615 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,910 THE BLACKHEARTS ELIMINATION AGENCY IS OFFICIALLY OPEN 616 00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,286 FOR BUSINESS... 617 00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:54,706 THANKS TO MR. BROCK SAMSON. 618 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,665 >> Hunter: TO BROCK SAMSON! 619 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:59,127 LONG LIVE THAT BLONDE HAIRED BUTTER CREAM FROSTED 620 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,420 MURDER CAKE!