1 00:00:02,293 --> 00:00:03,420 >> HEY, MONARCH! 2 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:04,129 >> HUH? 3 00:00:04,212 --> 00:00:05,422 >> I'M TAKING YOUR [BLEEP] CAR! 4 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:13,054 >> [ MUMBLES ] >> 21: 24! 5 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:17,559 24! 6 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:21,604 NOOOOO!! 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,064 NOOO! 8 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:23,982 >> AGENT SAMSON! 9 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,775 AGENT SAMSON, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 10 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:29,028 MEDIC! I NEED A MEDIC OVER HERE! 11 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,238 >> HEARTRATE'S DROPPING. 12 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:30,822 WE GOTTA GET THAT... 13 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,240 SCHRAPNEL OUT OF HIM NOW! 14 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:33,491 IT'S HUGE. 15 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,410 I NEED MORE SUCTION HERE... 16 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,579 [HEART MONITOR FLATLINING] >> HE'S FLATLINING. 17 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:42,125 STAY WITH US, SAMSON! 18 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:45,253 >> OH, YOU ARE A SQUIRMY ONE, VENTURE. 19 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:48,631 SIT STILL. 20 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:49,632 HANK... 21 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,592 HANK? 22 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:51,760 DO YOU HAVE IT? OVER. 23 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:52,635 >> YEAH, IT'S A CLEAN SHOT. 24 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,054 >> GOOD! HOLD IT THERE. 25 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,598 DEAN? COME IN, DEAN. 26 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:57,932 >> AAHH! WHAT? 27 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,018 >> DID YOU STAB HIM TO DEATH YET? 28 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:00,977 >> NO, I DIDN'T. 29 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:01,436 I LOST MY KNIFE AGAIN. 30 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:03,354 BECAUSE I HATE IT. 31 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,273 >> Hank: I'M GONNA TAKE MY SHOT NOW. 32 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,442 I HAVE IT FIGURED OUT THAT IF I CAN JUST SKIM POP'S BELT 33 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:10,445 BUCKLE, MAYBE THE BULLET WILL RICOCHET OFF IT AND KILL THE GUY 34 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:11,654 WITH THE GUN. 35 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:15,575 >> HANK, I WILL GIVE YOU SO MUCH MONEY TO NOT SHOOT YOUR DAD. 36 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:16,826 >> Dean: I DON'T WANNA DO THIS, MR. HATRED. 37 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,746 >> I'M NOT GIVING YOU A CHOICE HERE! 38 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:21,372 YOU GOTTA STAB HITLER! 39 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:22,081 >> I CAN'T! 40 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,792 >> ALL RIGHT, YA FORCED MY HAND. 41 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:27,045 [over PA] HELPER, COME IN HELPER. 42 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:32,425 HELPER, MURDER HITLER. 43 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,426 >> DOWN BOY! 44 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:34,469 DOWN! DOWN! 45 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:35,970 HEEL! 46 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,807 GIANT BOY DETECTIVE, NO! 47 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:39,808 COME BACK! 48 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:40,809 >> DEAN! 49 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:41,768 DON'T LOOK AT IT! 50 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:43,102 SHUT YOUR EYES, DEAN! 51 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:53,154 DON'T LOOK AT IT, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS! 52 00:01:53,238 --> 00:02:02,455 DON'T LOOK AT IT, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS! 53 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:11,047 >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 54 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:11,965 >> AHH! 55 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:13,341 YOU'RE GETTING FACE ALL OVER ME! 56 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:16,636 HOT MELTING FACE! 57 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:17,971 >> I DID IT... 58 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:20,348 YEP, I HIT EVERY LIGHT WITH ONE BULLET. 59 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:22,016 OW! 60 00:02:53,965 --> 00:03:02,390 >> [ GASP! ] [ GROANING ] 61 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:04,183 HELLO? 62 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,727 ANYONE? 63 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:09,731 [ GROANING ] >> Man: WELL, WHAT THE HELL DO 64 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,733 WE DO WITH THE BIG LUG WHEN HE WAKES UP? 65 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:12,775 >> Man #2: WE PUT HIM BACK TO WORK. 66 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,569 >> THE GUY'S A DAMN TRAITOR. 67 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:15,945 HE QUIT THE AGENCY! 68 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,864 >> TOP BRASS THINKS THERE'S STILL SOME USE FOR HIM IF HE CAN 69 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:21,951 BE PERSUADED TO CURTAIL CERTAIN ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIORS. 70 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:22,994 >> WHAT'RE THEY THINKIN'? 71 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:24,579 THE OLD BRAIN DRAIN? 72 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:25,747 FULL MEMORY WIPE? 73 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:28,166 >> NO. THAT BRAIN OF HIS HAS HAS GOT 20 YEARS WORTH OF NEWS 74 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,083 WE CAN USE. 75 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,669 HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. 76 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:34,839 WAKEY WAKEY, MISTER HATRED. 77 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,175 IT'S TIME TO MAKE ALL THOSE LITTLE NAKED BOYS IN YOUR HEAD 78 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:38,426 GO BYE BYE... 79 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:42,680 >> STOP HIM!!! 80 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,099 [ MAN SCREAMING ] >> BRING HIM BACK TO ROOM 2-2-7 81 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,359 AND STRAP HIM DOWN -- OH, SAMSON. 82 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:55,777 WHAT'RE YOU DOING OUT OF BED-- OH, HEY! 83 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,779 >> WHAT'D YOU BASTARDS DO TO ME? 84 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:58,947 >> YOU WERE DYING! 85 00:03:59,030 --> 00:03:59,822 WE SAVED YOUR LIFE! 86 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,283 >> WHY, SO I COULD BE ONE OF YOUR ZOMBIES? 87 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,953 I KNOW THE KIND OF [BLEEP] YOU DO ON THIS LEVEL. 88 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,746 >> SICK BAY WAS FULL OF WOUNDED! 89 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:08,623 WE HAD NOWHERE ELSE TO BRING YOU! 90 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:14,045 >> [ MUFFLED BEEP ] WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME? 91 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:15,797 >> JUST RELAX, SAMSON. 92 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,132 LET US TAKE CARE OF YOU. 93 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:18,633 OH, GOD! 94 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:21,260 PLEASE...DON'T KILL ME! 95 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,972 >> I'M NOT. 96 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,348 >> [ FRANTIC BEEPING ] >> NO! HELPER! 97 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:29,352 WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT ENGAGE YOUR HELICOPTER BLADES! 98 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,853 YOU'LL KILL US BOTH! 99 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,814 >> [ INQUISITIVE PANIC BLEEP ] >> NO, I WON'T. 100 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:37,568 JUST TRUST ME. 101 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:41,364 >> AAAAHHH! 102 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,449 >> HANK, YOU TAKE OUT THE LIGHTS. 103 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:44,575 I'LL GET THE NAZIS. 104 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,369 I MEAN, IF OSWALD CAN SQUEEZE OFF THREE HOT SLUGS IN SIX 105 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:50,999 SECONDS, OLD HATRED CAN DROP EVIL NAZIS IN HALF THAT TIME. 106 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,001 >> IS IT ME, OR DOES EVERY NAZI WANNA CLONE HITLER? 107 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,837 IT'S LIKE THE ONLY THING THEY THINK OF. 108 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,130 >> SEEMS THAT WAY, RIGHT? 109 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,673 I GUESS WHEN EVERYBODY HATES YOU, YA FIXATE ON MAKING 110 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,675 ROTTEN HITLERS. 111 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,635 >> HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HITLER?! 112 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:03,761 I LOVE HITLER! 113 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,054 AND HITLER LOVES ME! 114 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:05,972 HE'S NOT ALL BAD. 115 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:08,016 HITLER JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO BELIEVE IN HIM! 116 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,143 CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE HITLER A CHANCE? 117 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:11,019 >> DEAN! 118 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,103 HITLER IS A MASS MURDERER! 119 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:13,062 HE'S PURE EVIL! 120 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,272 AND YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM! 121 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:16,691 >> I WON'T DESTROY THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER LOVED! 122 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:18,109 I WON'T KILL HITLER! 123 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:20,028 NEVER EVER! 124 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:23,364 [ WAILING SOBS ] >> YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT 125 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,323 YOUR FACE. 126 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,575 >> OH, COME ON! 127 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,494 I SHOULDA ASKED RUPAUL TO PAINT MY CAMO FACE! 128 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:29,537 >> I'LL KILL HITLER! 129 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,539 I'VE KILLED HUNDREDS OF NAZIS BEFORE. 130 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:34,042 MANY OF THEM WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER. 131 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:34,917 MEDAL OF HONOR, HEROES II. 132 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,211 I CAN ALSO BLOW UP A SUBMARINE. 133 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,963 >> HE MUST BE KILLED WITH THIS GOLDEN DAGGER. 134 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:42,717 AND ONLY AFTER THE CLEANSING OF FIRE. 135 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:46,095 AND DEAN IS THE ONLY ONE HE'LL LET GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO DO IT. 136 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,057 >> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT. 137 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,516 I GOTTA WIPE. 138 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,102 >> GOOD LORD, HAVE YOU BEEN USING THE TOILET UNDER THERE 139 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,062 THIS WHOLE TIME? 140 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,230 >> WE ARE AT WAR WITH HITLER AGAIN! 141 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:57,899 THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE ON THE FRONT LINES, SOLDIER! 142 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,568 HANK HAND ME THAT MAGAZINE! 143 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:02,320 WE'RE OUT OF TP. 144 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,738 >> HEY, UM...MISTER? 145 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,032 NEWS FLASH FROM THE SITUATION ROOM. 146 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,241 WE'RE OUTTA TOILET PAPER... 147 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,827 >> YOU TOLD ME YOU HADDA MAKE NUMBER ONE, NOT NUMBER TWO, KID. 148 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:13,498 >> WELL, I DON'T SPEAK YOUR SPECIAL SPY CODE TALK! 149 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:14,582 COME ON, DUDE. 150 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:15,917 DON'T MAKE ME DO THE CRAB WALK HERE. 151 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,044 >> [ SIGHS ] FINE, KID. 152 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:19,921 WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE [BLEEP] TICKETS IN THIS DUMP? 153 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,297 >> THE LINEN CLOSET! 154 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,007 RIGHT DOWN THE HALL. 155 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:23,925 HURRY! 156 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:26,511 >> JEEZ, DELIVER ME FROM 1978. 157 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:27,595 >> DID YOU FIND IT? 158 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:30,973 >> NO, BUT I THINK I FOUND YOUR DAD'S TIME MACHINE. 159 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,489 >> [ INQUISITIVE BLEEPS ] >> DAMMIT, HELPER, IF I WASN'T 160 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,617 AFRAID IT MIGHT STOP MY HEART, I WOULD SHUT YOU DOWN. 161 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:53,454 >> "'DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP,' SAID GIANT BOY DETECTIVE, 162 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,664 URGENTLY. 163 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,958 'THE FLOOR IS BOOBY-TRAPPED!' 'HOW DO YOU KNOW?' ASKED SUZY--" 164 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,835 >> ALL RIGHT, WISHBONE. 165 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,920 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE GIANT BOY DETECTIVE A REST? 166 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,922 YOU'RE GIVIN' ME A MIGRAINE HERE. 167 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,882 >> I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE CHAPTERS TO GO. 168 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,760 IT'D BE A WHOLE LOT MORE FUN IF YOU READ SUZY'S PARTS. 169 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,680 >> "'GOSH,' SAID SUZY, 'HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS THE RANCHER 170 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,307 ALL ALONG?' 'SIMPLE, SUZY,' THUNDERED 171 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,143 GIANT BOY DETECTIVE, HIS FREAKISHLY LOUD VOICE ECHOING 172 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,894 OFF THE WALLS OF THE OLD MINE. 173 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,313 'COW PATTIES DON'T SPARKLE. 174 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,482 THAT WAS GOLD DUST ON HIS BOOTS!' 175 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,483 THE END." 176 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:23,484 HAPPY NOW? 177 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,402 >> WOW. 178 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:26,612 I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 179 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,989 BROCK! 180 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:29,282 I KNOW YOU COULDN'T QUIT US! 181 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:30,158 >> SHH. 182 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,159 THEY CAN'T KNOW THAT I'M HERE. 183 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:33,161 >> [ BEEP BEEP! ] >> H.E.L.P.ER.! 184 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:34,203 I KNEW YOU COULDN'T QUIT US! 185 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,204 >> YOU GOTTA BE QUIET. 186 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,205 I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 187 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,290 NOW WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 188 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:39,500 >> HANK'S IN THE BATHROOM WITH MR. DOE OR SOMETHING. 189 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,668 POP'S GETTING YELLED AT BY A BUNCH OF YOUR OLD FRIENDS... 190 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:42,545 >> SAMSON! 191 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,590 WHAT THE DOG-DAMMIT ARE YOU DOING BACK? 192 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,341 >> BROCK, ARE YOU 'ON THE LAM'? 193 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:48,926 >> NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. HERE. 194 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:49,886 GIVE THIS TO YOUR DAD FOR ME. 195 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:50,887 I GOTTA GO. 196 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:51,512 >> WAIT. 197 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,264 ARE YOU TAKING HELPER WITH? 198 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:54,265 >> YYYYYEAH, DEAN. 199 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:57,059 I'M AFRAID I GOTTA BORROW HIM FOR A WHILE. 200 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,519 >> THEN HERE. 201 00:07:58,603 --> 00:07:59,478 TAKE MY HOVERBIKE. 202 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,021 >> YOU KEEP IT, DEAN. 203 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,898 AND TELL YOUR BROTHER... 204 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:02,899 I DON'T KNOW. 205 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,027 TELL HIM TO "STAY GOLD" OR YOU WRITE SOMETHING. 206 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,361 YOU'RE GOOD WITH WORDS. 207 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,864 >> [ GROANS ] HAD A TOTAL CRAY-PAS SITUATION 208 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:10,990 UP THERE. 209 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:11,699 TOOK ME A WHILE TO LOCK IT DOWN. 210 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:13,618 WHOA? 211 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:14,619 WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE GUYS? 212 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:16,204 WHAT DID YOU BORE THEM TO DEATH? 213 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:17,246 >> BROCK. 214 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:17,914 H-HE WAS JUST HERE. 215 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:18,956 YOU MISSED HIM. 216 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,000 >> OOOH, YEAH. 217 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,045 AND WHAT, HE WHISKED AWAY UP THE CHIMNEY WITH A THUMB 218 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,129 OF HIS NOSE? 219 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,005 OOH! WAIT! 220 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:33,512 I THINK I HEAR HOOFSTEPS UP ON THE ROOF! 221 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,598 [ JET ENGINE APPROACHES ] >> THAT'S THE X-1! 222 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:36,599 MAYBE BROCK'S BACK! 223 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:37,725 >> YOU HEAR THAT, GIANT BOY DETECTIVE? 224 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:39,602 BROCK'S HOME! 225 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,687 >> HIS NAME ISN'T GIANT BOY DETECTIVE. 226 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:42,855 AND DAD SAID HE HAS TO GO. 227 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,066 >> GIANT BOY DETECTIVE ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE. 228 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,860 >> AW, H. E. DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS! 229 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,487 IT'S THE X-1 ALRIGHT. 230 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,323 BUT THAT SURE AIN'T BROCK. 231 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,575 >> WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY JET!? 232 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,744 >> YOU, SIR, ARE LUCKY I RETURNED IT. 233 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:59,247 >> NO, YOU'RE LUCKY IT HAS A HOMING AUTOPILOT FUNCTION! 234 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,289 WHAT IS GOING ON? 235 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,415 WHO ARE THESE IDIOTS? 236 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,377 >> THIS IS MY LARP CREW, THE ORCHARD STREET WOLF PACK. 237 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,920 THEY ARE HERE TO KEEP THE PEACE. 238 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:06,587 NOW STEP ASIDE! 239 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,881 I HAVE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO! 240 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,800 >> FINALLY! 241 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:11,759 LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY JET. 242 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,094 >> I THINK THE MONARCH'S BOYS DID THAT. 243 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,887 >> WHATEVER! JUST... 244 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:15,554 I DON'T KNOW. 245 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,473 KILL THESE GUYS OR SOMETHING. 246 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:17,890 >> WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 247 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,892 FOAM SWORDS? 248 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:20,434 >> WE MADE THEM OURSELVES. 249 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,019 >> MINE'S A BATTLE AXE. 250 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,104 >> LOOK, I'M SORRY! 251 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:25,815 BUT I'M IN DEEP DOO-DOO WITH THIS WHOLE CLONING THING. 252 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,401 THE OSI'S ON MY ASS, AND NOW I HAVE THESE OTHER 253 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:29,944 NUT-BAGS MAKING ME CLONE THEIR DEAD HERO "OR ELSE." 254 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:31,153 >> I DON'T CARE. 255 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,031 I GAVE YOU A PRICELESS FAMILY HEIRLOOM AND YOU DECEIVED ME. 256 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,783 NOW GOOD DAY! 257 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:39,328 I'VE COME TO SEEK COUNCIL WITH THE NECROMANCER IN YOUR VILLAGE. 258 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,289 >> BUT YOU'RE A NECROMANCER! 259 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,249 THAT'S WHAT NECROMANCERS DO! 260 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:46,127 THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF NECROMANCER! 261 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,295 >> WELL, YES, TECHNICALLY. 262 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,714 BUT THE TERM IS USED LOOSELY THESE DAYS. 263 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,132 MAGICIAN, WIZARD, WARLOCK... 264 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,633 THEY SOUND RATHER GOOFY. 265 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,136 NECROMANCER IS ALL WE'VE GOT LEFT. 266 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,095 OMELET? 267 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:57,805 >> YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING? 268 00:09:57,888 --> 00:10:01,767 >> I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEL- WHAT IS THAT RACKET?! 269 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:02,143 >> DROP IT! 270 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:03,019 DROP IT, BOY! 271 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,313 DROP! DROP IT! 272 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,814 >> HE'S BEEN IN MY RELIQUARY CHEST! 273 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,774 >> I'M SORRY! 274 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:09,942 MY DAD WANTED TO KILL HIM! 275 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,110 I WAS GONNA HIDE HIM HERE! 276 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:14,322 >> HE HAS THE HOLY ARM OF SAINT MOSES THE BLACK OF SCETE! 277 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,491 WHERE DID HE EVEN FIND IT? 278 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,369 THIS DOG HAS A GREAT EVIL IN HIM! 279 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,329 >> THAT IS LEARNED BEHAVIOR. 280 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,538 THAT'S THE OWNER'S FAULT USUALLY. 281 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,498 YOU HAVE TO SHOW THEM THAT YOU'RE THE ALPHA MALE! 282 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:28,002 >> NOT EVEN THE GREAT CESAR MILAN COULD WHISPER THIS 283 00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,295 HELL HOUND! 284 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:35,801 DEAN, GIVE ME YOUR FUNNY PAGES! 285 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,094 BAD NEWS, DEAN. 286 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,514 YOUR DOG IS THE SPAWN OF HELL, AND YOU MUST KILL HIM. 287 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,059 >> WHY DOES EVERYBODY WANT TO KILL MY DOG!? 288 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,937 >> BECAUSE HE CARRIES THE SOUL OF EVIL! 289 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:50,691 I MUST PREPARE THE RITUAL OF CLEANSING! 290 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:51,984 >> I TOTALLY WISH THAT GUY LIVED NEXT TO ME. 291 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,194 SERIOUSLY COOL. 292 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,446 >> AND HIS DAUGHTER IS PRETTY. 293 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,864 >> BONUS... 294 00:10:56,947 --> 00:11:00,368 HEY, AAAH, WHAT COMIC BOOK WERE YOU READING? 295 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:04,705 >> I'VE DONE ALL THAT I CAN, BUT HE'S HIGHLY UNSTABLE 296 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:05,623 IN THIS STATE. 297 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,666 >> WE THANK YOU, HERR DOCTOR. 298 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:11,545 YOU WILL BE REWARDED HANDSOMELY IN THE FOURTH REICH. 299 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,755 >> YEAH, WHATEVER. 300 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,132 BUT IF YOU FELLAS DON'T FIND ANOTHER BODY SOON, YOU'RE GONNA 301 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:18,094 BE ALL OUT OF REICHS. 302 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:21,055 [ BLOWS LANDING, GRUNTING ] >> WORKIN' WITH NAZIS NOW? 303 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:23,724 THAT'S PRETTY LOW, EVEN FOR YOU. 304 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:24,683 >> OH, HEY. 305 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,060 YOU HUNTER'S FRIEND, RIGHT? 306 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:26,602 >> NOT ANYMORE. 307 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:29,146 I NEED AN OPERATION FAST. 308 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,692 AND YOU'RE THE BEST I KNOW AT THIS KIND OF UNORTHODOX WORK. 309 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,110 >> LEMME GUESS -- YOU WANT TO BEAT UP HUNTER BUT YOU CAN'T 310 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,028 PUNCH A GIRL? 311 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,072 SO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A SNIP, SNIP! 312 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,073 MEOW! CAT FIGHT! 313 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:40,533 >> WHAT? NO. 314 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:43,911 I WANT YOU TO REMOVE SOMETHING A LITTLE HIGHER UP. 315 00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:46,080 >> WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 316 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,206 >> HUH? 317 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,083 >> I PUT IN A LOT OF THOSE THIS YEAR. 318 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,753 EVER SINCE IRON MAN, EVERYBODY WANTS THE ROBOT HEARTS. 319 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:56,048 >> YEAH, WELL...THEIRS PROBABLY DON'T TALK THIS MUCH. 320 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,592 >> HOW COME ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU TRUST ME NOW? 321 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,345 WHAT'S TO STOP ME FROM KILLING YOU WHEN YOU'RE UNDER? 322 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:04,306 >> HIM... 323 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,100 >> Dean: HMM. 324 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:09,770 OH. AHA! 325 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,939 OKAY. 326 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,024 AND... TIME! 327 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,067 >> WHA! 328 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,110 OH... 329 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:19,029 THE STOPWATCH DOESN'T HAVE AN HOUR FUNCTION, SO... 330 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:19,989 WHATEVER. 331 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:24,368 YOU SOMEHOW BUILT YOUR BLINDFOLD INTO YOUR GUN. 332 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,204 AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE TRIGGER DOESN'T GO THERE. 333 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,372 HANK, WHERE IS YOUR UNIFORM? 334 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,416 >> I'M NOT WEARING THAT CLOWN SUIT. 335 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,251 AND YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME. 336 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,169 >> AU CONTRAIRE! 337 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,630 I'M TONY DANZA TO YOUR SPUNKY ALYSSA MILANO! 338 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,300 I AM FULL ON CHARLES IN CHARGE OF YOU! 339 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,218 YOU ARE MY UNIT! 340 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,138 >> UNIT. [snickers] >> AND A UNIT OPERATES AS ONE! 341 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:48,392 WE DRESS THE SAME, WE WALK THE SAME, WE EAT THE SAME! 342 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,603 DO YOU LIKE PINEAPPLES AND HAM ON YOUR PIZZA? 343 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,729 >> GROSS, NO. 344 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:52,980 >> WELL YOU DO NOW! 345 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,064 WHY? BECAUSE I DO! 346 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,108 UNIT! 347 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,486 NOW PUT ON YOUR VENTURE BLUES BEFORE I TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU 348 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,321 LOVE COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC! 349 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:00,988 >> BROCK IS MY BODYGUARD. 350 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:04,408 NOT YOU. 351 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,659 >> TAKE THIS. 352 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:06,827 >> COOL! 353 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,663 OKAY. 354 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,831 >> NOW SHOOT ME. 355 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:11,832 >> HUH? 356 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,750 REALLY? 357 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,043 >> HENRY, I TRUST YOU. 358 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:17,171 AND IF YOU DON'T TRUST ME, I WANT YOU TO SHOOT ME. 359 00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:18,714 >> HANK. I DON'T LIKE HENRY. 360 00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,090 >> WELL I LOVE HENRY! 361 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,509 NOW SHOOT ME! 362 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,428 THOSE BULLETS ARE LIKE A DOLLAR EACH! 363 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,932 I'M TAKING EVERY MISSED SHOT OUT OF YOUR ALLOWANCE! 364 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,267 >> WILL YOU TWO STOP IT! 365 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,686 [ SOBBING ] >> WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, 366 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,522 THAT BOY ALWAYS GETS GOING. 367 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,649 >> YOU REALLY WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU? 368 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,068 >> I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING TO EARN YOUR RESPECT. 369 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:43,614 IF THIS IS WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE TO GET IT, I'LL TAKE THE BULLET! 370 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:47,326 SHOOT ME HENRY! 371 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,537 THAT'S TWO DOLLARS OUT OF YOUR ALLOWANCE, 372 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:54,208 AND I'M STILL NOT BLEEDING! 373 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:57,044 HOT DAMN POTATO! 374 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,629 YA HIT ME! 375 00:13:58,712 --> 00:13:59,838 >> OH MY GOD! 376 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,215 I AM SO SORRY. 377 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,258 >> DON'T APOLOGIZE, BOY! 378 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,718 REMEMBER THIS MOMENT! 379 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,720 REMEMBER WHEN WE BECAME BLOOD BROTHERS! 380 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:10,224 REMEMBER WHEN OL' HATRED TOOK A BULLET FOR YOU! 381 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,394 REMEMBER THE POWER, THE REGRET, THE CONFUSION! 382 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,229 >> GET IT AWAY FROM ME! 383 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,230 >> COME ON DEAN! 384 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,357 HELPER'S BACK! 385 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,901 IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN BROCK WAS HERE! 386 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,988 HE JUST WANTS A HUG, DEAN! 387 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,156 >> IT'S TIME, STEVE. 388 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,244 I HAVE TO DO THIS. 389 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,745 >> VIOLENCE BEGETS VIOLENCE. 390 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,789 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THAT ANYMORE. 391 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:34,832 >> THEY PLAYED ME FOR A FOOL. 392 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:35,874 DOUBLE-CROSSED ME. 393 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:36,750 ALL OF THEM. 394 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,752 IF I DON'T DO THIS, I'LL NEVER BE FREE. 395 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,920 >> MAYBE YOU SHOULD WAIT A WHILE. 396 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,881 I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY IN PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION. 397 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:46,093 >> I'M JUST GONNA KEEP GETTING SOFTER IF I STAY ANY LONGER. 398 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,595 >> I TRIED TO GET YOU TO RUN WITH ME IN THE MORNINGS... 399 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:50,180 >> YOU GOT BIONIC LEGS, MAN. 400 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,891 IT'S NO FUN TRYING TO KEEP UP. 401 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:53,892 AWW. 402 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:54,184 HEY, WHAT'S THIS? 403 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,103 FOR ME? 404 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,772 >> WELL, WE COULDN'T LET YOU GO OFF ON A COMMANDO RAID 405 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,274 HALF-DRESSED, NOW, COULD WE? 406 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,610 >> I GOT YOU GUYS SOMETHING, TOO. 407 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:06,363 I'M AFRAID ART THERAPY ISN'T REALLY MY BAG, BUT... 408 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,282 IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO TO THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP. 409 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,284 >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 410 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,201 WE'LL CHERISH IT ALWAYS. 411 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,287 >> I'LL SEND YOU A POSTCARD IF I MAKE IT. 412 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,623 AND YOU! STAY AWAY FROM THOSE CAMPERS, HUH? 413 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,792 I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU ON YOUTUBE AGAIN. 414 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,211 >> WHY DOES EVERYBODY SUDDENLY WANT CLONES? 415 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,630 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA PAY ME WITH, A DOG? 416 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,965 I'M NOT TAKING ANY MORE BARTERS! 417 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:25,883 I NEED CASH. 418 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,384 >> YOU WILL BE PAID HANDSOMELY. 419 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:31,305 YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL LIVE LIKE KINGS IN THE GLORY 420 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,641 OF THE NEW FATHERLAND! 421 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,392 >> WAIT! 422 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,019 YOU GUYS ARE NAZIS! 423 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,103 >> NEIN, WE ARE NOT. 424 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,313 >> YES, YOU ARE! 425 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,440 AND THAT'S LIKE THE WORST FAKE GERMAN ACCENT I'VE EVER HEARD. 426 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,025 >> THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! 427 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,026 >> YOURS IS WORSE! 428 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,861 WAIT! I GET THIS... 429 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:46,820 REALLY? 430 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:47,863 YOU WENT WITH THAT CLICHE? 431 00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,448 C'MON, REALLY? 432 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:53,077 >> THIS DOG IS THE BLOOD GRAIL. 433 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,955 IN HIS VEINS FLOWS THE BLOOD OF OUR LEADER. 434 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,499 >> YEAH, HITLER. 435 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,668 I'M NOT CLONING HITLER! 436 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:01,669 GET OUT OF HERE. 437 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,003 >> THIS IS NOT A REQUEST. 438 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,631 YOU HAVE EIGHT MONTHS TO TAKE THAT DOG AND MAKE 439 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:08,258 A BEAUTIFUL BABY HITLER. 440 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:12,054 IF UPON OUR RETURN, THIS IS NOT ACCOMPLISHED, 441 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:18,769 THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE GRAVE, HERR DR. VENTURE. 442 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,521 >> A DOGGIE! 443 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,689 AND HE LIKES ME. 444 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,692 >> HANK, WE CAN'T WAIT FOR BROCK ANYMORE. 445 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:25,693 WE NEED A BODYGUARD. 446 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,027 >> AW, C'MON! 447 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,696 >> THE DOGGIE MADE A POO POO! 448 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:29,613 >> GREAT! 449 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,823 SOME [BLEEP] MASTER RACE... 450 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,533 DEAN, DON'T GET ATTACHED TO THAT ROTTEN DOG, HE'S NOT STAYING. 451 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:36,370 >> Molotov: BURGOS, CARL. 452 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,081 SERBIAN DIPLOMAT. 453 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,541 HE'S GIVING A SPEECH AT THE U.N. 454 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,584 ON THURSDAY AND THE JSO WANT HIM DEAD. 455 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,878 >> BUT NOT IN THEIR BACK YARD. 456 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:45,838 HMPH. 457 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:46,797 WHAT'S THE OFFER? 458 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,881 >> ONE HUNDRED FIFTY. 459 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,926 >> TELL 'EM TWO HUNDRED AND GIVE IT TO ZARA. NEXT. 460 00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:52,553 >> GUSTAVSON, PAUL. 461 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:53,721 NORWEGIAN INDUSTRIALIST. 462 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,140 GREENPEACE SAYS THE POLLUTION... 463 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,182 >> WHAT THE-- HEY! 464 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,183 >> WHAT? HEY! 465 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,101 WHO ARE YOU? 466 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,185 ARE YOU WITH THE BLACKHEARTS? 467 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,228 >> NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 468 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,187 GET OUT OF HERE. 469 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,230 >> YOU GET OUT OF HERE. 470 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,189 I WAS HERE FIRST. 471 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:04,732 >> WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME? 472 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,900 >> LAST ORDER OF BUSINESS. 473 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:11,029 I THINK WE MAY HAVE A MOLE WITHIN THE ORGANIZATION. 474 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,823 >> REALLY? WHAT GIVES YOU... 475 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:16,076 THAT IMPRESSION? 476 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,913 >> [ GRUNTING ] >> WHOA WHOA WHOA. 477 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:20,414 EASY, THERE, BABE RUTHLESS. 478 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,666 THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. 479 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,917 SAMSON!? 480 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,419 JEEZ, IS THAT YOU? 481 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,087 YOU HAVE REALLY LET YOURSELF GO. 482 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,131 >> WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, LITTLE MAN -- WOMAN. 483 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:33,135 I KNOW YOU KNOW HOW TO STAB ME IN THE BACK, BUT DO YOU REALLY 484 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,471 HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOOT ME? 485 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,472 >> NOPE. 486 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:49,943 BUT SHE DOES. 487 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,069 >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SAY I DO IT. 488 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,155 YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT HE'LL BE A LITTLE BABY HAVE NONE 489 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,239 OF YOUR FRIEND'S MEMORIES. 490 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,032 >> REALLY? THAT'S A GYP. 491 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,701 I THOUGHT MAYBE HE'D LOOK LIKE HANK. 492 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,703 >> FAT CHANCE, I LOST ALL MY SLUGS WITH YOUR FRIEND 493 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:00,454 OUT THERE. 494 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,165 >> FINE! DO IT! 495 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,250 I WILL RAISE HIM AS MY OWN SON! 496 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,418 ANYTHING! 497 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,879 JUST BRING 24 BACK TO ME, PLEASE! 498 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:09,797 >> OKAY, OKAY! 499 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,632 LET'S SEE THE HALF MILL. 500 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,801 >> THIS RELIC BELONGED TO MY FATHER'S FATHER. 501 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,677 IT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN TO THE FIRST BORN MALE 502 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,678 IN MY FAMILY'S LINE. 503 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,388 >> WHAT? IT'S A COMIC. 504 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,307 A COMIC THAT HAS A PRICE ON IT FOR TEN CENTS. 505 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:21,475 >> A COMIC? 506 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,810 THAT IS MARVEL NUMBER ONE! 507 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,978 >> LOOK, I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY. 508 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,939 THERE IS NO WAY THAT SOMETHING FEATURING KA-ZAR THE GREAT, 509 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:30,192 AND 12 PAGES OF JUNGLE ADVENTURE IS WORTH HALF A MILLION BUCKS. 510 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,319 >> THAT'S IN ALMOST DEAD MINT CONDITION! 511 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,363 CGC RATED AT 9.6! 512 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,616 >> OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU GO SELL YOUR MAGIC BEANS TO ANOTHER 513 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,494 SUPERSCIENTIST WITH AN ILLEGAL CLONING FACILITY. 514 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:40,994 I'M DONE WITH THIS CRAP. 515 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,830 >> HOLD ON TO THIS. 516 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:43,956 LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET. 517 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,499 YOU WILL SEE THAT WHAT I TELL YOU IS COMPLETELY TRUE. 518 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:46,542 AND TAKE THIS. 519 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,086 >> WHAT'S THIS -- THE WORLD'S MOST VALUABLE COOLER? 520 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,045 >> IT'S CLONING MATERIAL. 521 00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,296 IT'S 24'S FINGER. 522 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,882 IT STILL HAS THE BLACKBEARD'S DIAMOND TREASURE RING I GOT HIM. 523 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,259 YOU CAN KEEP THAT TOO, I GUESS. 524 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,095 IT'S WORTH TWO LOW, LOW PAYMENTS OF 29.95. 525 00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,763 >> ALRIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE. 526 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,641 I DON'T WANT TO TELL MY KIDS ABOUT THIS CRAP. 527 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,768 >> SORRY ABOUT THE BAD NEWS HIGHLANDER. 528 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,728 LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE QUICKENING. 529 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,729 >> HUH? 530 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,856 HEY POP! 531 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,191 THIS CAME FOR YOU ALL THE WAY FROM ARGENTINA. 532 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:11,859 >> HANK, THIS IS OPENED ALREADY. 533 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,194 >> I HAD TO, IT WAS BEEPING. 534 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,238 >> SO EXPLOSIVE DEVICE NEVER OCCURRED TO YOU? 535 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,323 HANK, YOU GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL NOW! 536 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:18,699 YOUR SAFETY NET'S GONE. 537 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,367 >> I KNOW... 538 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,368 BROCK'S GONE. 539 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,995 >> YEAH, THAT TOO! 540 00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:23,996 WHAT IS THIS? 541 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,914 >> IT'S HELPER'S HEAD WRAPPED UP IN BROCK'S COAT. 542 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,374 >> GOOD GOD, HE'S BEEN LEFT ON. 543 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,375 IT'S OKAY. 544 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,252 OKAY, I KNOW, BOY, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A NIGHTMARE. 545 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,547 HANK, PUSH THE EYES FOR FIVE SECONDS WHILE I HOLD THIS. 546 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,966 >> ARE WE RETRIEVING HIS DATA FILES TO FIND OUT WHERE 547 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:36,884 BROCK IS? 548 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,886 >> HE'S IN ARGENTINA NEAR A MAIL BOXES ETC. 549 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,721 NO, THIS IS A HARD-REBOOT. 550 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,890 I'M NOT ABOUT TO SEND A ROBOT TO THERAPY. 551 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,141 >> CAN I HAVE BROCK'S JACKET? 552 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,268 >> IF YOU'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT WORTHLESS GARBAGE, 553 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,269 YOU WANT THIS TOO? 554 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:50,647 >> YEAH, TOTALLY! 555 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,275 WHAT? WHAT'S THIS CRAP? 556 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,568 WHERE'S BATMAN?! 557 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:58,447 >> WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE ASSASSIN 558 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,157 MOLOTOV COCKTEASE? 559 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,241 >> IT'S...COMPLICATED. 560 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,077 >> HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ABOUT OUR OPERATION? 561 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,078 >> WHAT OPERATION? 562 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,372 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU GUYS STILL EXISTED. 563 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,958 >> YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE THAT 564 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,669 AN O.S.I. AGENT WALTZED INTO THE MIDDLE OF AN ONGOING 565 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,837 S.P.H.I.N.X. OPERATION? 566 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,047 >> I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE. 567 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,425 I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT WITH THE AGENCY ANYMORE. 568 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:19,509 I QUIT. 569 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,719 OR THEY FIRED ME. 570 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,386 I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE, MAN. 571 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,972 >> I SEE. 572 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,683 WELL, THEN PERHAPS WE'LL LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU TO DISCUSS WHAT 573 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,060 IT IS WE SHOULD DO WITH YOU. 574 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:31,355 >> "THE TWO OF YOU?" >> HELLUVA PICKLE YOU GOT US 575 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,397 INTO, EH, BOY-O? 576 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,607 >> HUNTER! 577 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,608 THEY GOT YOU, TOO, HUH? 578 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,485 WELL IT SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU TWO-TIMING BITCH. 579 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,528 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SO P.O.'D AT ME FOR? 580 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,447 SO I SICCED THOSE THREE REPROBATES ON YOU. 581 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,615 SO WHAT? 582 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:42,532 YOU'RE BROCK SAMSON, DAMMIT! 583 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,576 THOUGHT I'D ADD A LITTLE SPICE TO YOUR LIFE. 584 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,203 >> SO, WHAT, YOU DID ME A FAVOR? 585 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,412 >> YOU'RE DAMN SKIPPY, I DID! 586 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,331 GOT YOU OUT OF THAT DEAD END JOB AND BACK TO DOING WHAT YOU'RE 587 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:49,790 BEST AT. 588 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:50,874 >> AND THEN WHAT? 589 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,710 YOU WERE HOPING I'D BE SO GRATEFUL TO YOU AND MOLOTOV 590 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,129 I'D JOIN UP WITH YOUR LITTLE THRILL KILL GIRLS' CLUB? 591 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,882 SORRY, I DON'T HAVE THE TITS FOR IT. 592 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,592 >> 'COULDA FOOLED ME, POPPIN' FRESH. 593 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,761 >> UNLESS... 594 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,805 YOU WERE WORKING UNDERCOVER... 595 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:05,806 >> THAT'S IT. 596 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,516 WORK IT OUT, THINKENSTEIN. 597 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,060 >> THE SEX CHANGE, THE DEFECTION-- 598 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,688 IT WAS ALL A RUSE SO YOU COULD INFILTRATE MOLOTOV'S GROUP? 599 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,690 >> WELL, YOU'RE HALF-RIGHT SO FAR... 600 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,650 >> YOU'RE STILL WITH O.S.I., AREN'T YOU? 601 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,819 S.P.H.I.N.X. WASN'T AFTER MOLOTOV--THEY WERE AFTER YOU! 602 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:19,695 I KNEW IT! 603 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,406 >> BOY-O... 604 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:25,993 YOU DON'T KNOW DICK. 605 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,818 >> THE CLEANSING OF FIRE IS COMPLETE. 606 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,528 NOW HITLER MUST DIE... 607 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:04,031 AGAIN. 608 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,658 BRING ME GIANT BOY DETECTIVE! 609 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,704 >> HE RAN AWAY. 610 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:11,663 >> HARK! 611 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,708 WHO GOES THERE?! 612 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:15,709 IT'S OKAY, GIANT BOY DETECTIVE. 613 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,669 WHOSE A GOOD DOG? 614 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,172 I MEAN, HITLER. 615 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:21,423 WHO'S A GOOD... 616 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,175 FUHRER? 617 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:27,346 ALERT! COME IN-- >> NA, NA, NO, LONE WOLF. 618 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,889 WE DON'T WANT TO TATTLE. 619 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:34,394 >> [ MAN ROARING ] >> [ HITLER WHIMPERS ] 620 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,981 >> I CAN CROSS "STAB HITLER TO DEATH" OFF MY LIST OF COOL 621 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,608 CRAP I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET TO DO. 622 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:40,734 >> BROCK? 623 00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:42,736 >> HEY HANK... 624 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,071 I KILLED HITLER... 625 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:44,863 >> W-WHY ARE YOU HERE? 626 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,074 WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? 627 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,950 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY GOOD BYE TO ME? WHY DIDN'T-- 628 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:49,951 >> HANK! LISTEN BUDDY. 629 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,286 YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME. 630 00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:53,413 YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY WE WERE HERE. 631 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:54,831 THIS IS OUR LITTLE SECRET. 632 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:55,499 >> WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME? 633 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,209 >> HANK, I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU. 634 00:22:57,292 --> 00:23:00,587 BUT RIGHT NOW, THESE GUYS NEED ME A LITTLE MORE. 635 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:02,047 YOU CAN SHARE ME HANK, CAN'T YOU? 636 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,341 >> I MEAN LOOK HOW BIG YOU GOT. 637 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,760 CAN BARELY GET MY HANDS AROUND THESE SHOULDERS. 638 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:07,719 >> HANK! HANK! 639 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:08,762 >> I'M OVER HERE! 640 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:14,226 IT'S OKAY! I'M WITH -- >> HANK, DID YOU KILL HITLER? 641 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,394 >> NO, IT WAS... 642 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,394 IT WAS... 643 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:17,729 AN ANGEL. 644 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,356 >> OH... I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU. 645 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,525 I WAS GONNA BUY YOU AN ICE CREAM CAKE AND STUFF. 646 00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:22,901 >> NAW, I WAS JUST KIDDING. 647 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,778 YEAH, IT WAS ME. 648 00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:25,904 I TOTALLY KILLED HITLER.