1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:06,047 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ] 2 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,440 HMM. 3 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,608 NEEDS SOMETHING. 4 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,443 [ LAUGHS ] 5 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,988 YES, CHUCK, IT NEEDS JAM! 6 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,410 IT'S ALL THERE. 7 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:36,494 WHAT IS THIS? 8 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:37,996 OH, THAT'S A HAM SANDWICH 9 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,749 AND A 100 CALORIE PACK OF LITTLE OREOS. 10 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:43,418 CASPER HERE DOUBLE-CROSSED US! 11 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:45,962 [ SPOOKY LAUGHING ] 12 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:50,008 [ GAGGING ] 13 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:03,521 Man: INTANGIBLE FANCY! 14 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,483 WE ARE LENIENT ON MURDERERS. 15 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:07,734 WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. 16 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:10,403 BUT THE PENALTY FOR SMUGGLING CONTRABAND 17 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,155 IS BEHEADING! 18 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,698 DOES HE HAVE A HEAD? 19 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:14,783 CAN WE EVEN GET THAT -- 20 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,910 WHATEVER THAT IS, THAT HEAD AREA -- OFF? 21 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:19,579 WHAT SAY YOU TO THE CHARGES? 22 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:21,331 I DIDN'T SWALLOW IT. 23 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:22,332 I DROPPED IT. 24 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:23,416 WE ALL SAW IT! 25 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,335 I MEAN, YOU ARE LIKE A GHOST OR SOMETHING! 26 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,419 YOU'RE CLEAR. 27 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:29,547 HERE'S SOMETHING, I CAN SEE COUNCILMAN 8. 28 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:33,593 YES... OKAY, THAT'S PECULIAR. 29 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:36,554 MY NAME IS... REVENGE! 30 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:37,764 THAT WAS ODD. 31 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:38,890 SHOULDN'T WE DO SOMETHING? 32 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,934 THESE ROOMS HAVE NO ALARMS OR ANYTHING. 33 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:43,102 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU GUYS ARE. 34 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,855 ARE WE EVEN IN THE SAME BUILDING? 35 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:50,527 FYI -- IT SEEMS THAT WE CAN NOW SEE COUNCILMAN 3. 36 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,361 OH DEAR. 37 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,613 WELL THAT CAN'T BE GOOD NEWS. 38 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:56,407 AM I STILL IN SILHOUETTE? 39 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:57,408 CAN I GO NOW? 40 00:01:57,492 --> 00:02:00,495 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 41 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,375 I CAN'T JUST SIT HERE! 42 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,378 I AM COMING TO HELP! 43 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,922 [ WHEEZING ] 44 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:12,006 OH, HELLO. 45 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:15,343 WELL THAT DIDN'T WORKOUT. 46 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,847 THEY'LL LIVE. 47 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,974 REMEMBER, IF THEY DIE... 48 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,392 YOU DIE. 49 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,351 WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?! 50 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:25,186 I JUST PERFORMED A... GUY GRAFT? 51 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,146 SILENCE! THE ROOM HAS EARS. 52 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:30,817 THEY'RE EVERYWHERE -- LISTENING, PLOTTING, 53 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,235 LAUGHING AT OUR HAIR! 54 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:33,945 LOOK, I DID THE SURGERY THING. 55 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:35,905 WE ARE EVEN, RIGHT? EVEN? 56 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,156 YOU TOOK MY LIMBS! 57 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,325 YOU BUILT SOME CRAZY MACHINE THAT TOOK YOUR LIMBS! 58 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,660 I JUST PULLED A LEVER! 59 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,996 AND THEN THEY TOOK MY LIMBS THAT YOU TOOK! 60 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:45,832 LIKE A BUTTERFLY PAINTING HIS WINGS IN POWDERS! 61 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:48,459 WHORISH AND DECEPTIVE! 62 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:49,419 OKAAAAY... 63 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,920 I'M GONNA JUST GET BACK IN THE BAG 64 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,672 AND YOU CAN KNOCK ME OUT OR WHATEVER. 65 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:54,757 I JUST WANT TO WAKE UP IN MY BED AGAIN. 66 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,634 [ GROANS ] 67 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,344 I FEEL LIKE MOIST HELL. 68 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,095 WHO ARE YOU? 69 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:00,847 MY NAME IS REVENGE. 70 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,391 CONSERVE YOUR STRENGTH, RED MANTLE. 71 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:04,767 YOU'LL NEED IT. 72 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,604 AGH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU IDIOT! 73 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,105 YOUR BODIES WERE DYING. 74 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:10,773 I HAVE SAVED YOU. 75 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,150 WHAT ARE YOU, RAY HARRYHAUSEN?! 76 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,110 I WAS FINE! HE WAS THE DYING ONE. 77 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:16,863 YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT HIS HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS! 78 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,865 YELL, WHY DON'T YOU. 79 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,074 I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. 80 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,660 GOOD LORD! WE'VE BEEN STITCHED TOGETHER! 81 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,121 WELCOME TO ALIVE, DRAGOON. 82 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,205 MY NAME IS REVENGE. 83 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,000 YOUR NAME IS PHANTOM LIMB, YOU [bleep] LUNATIC! 84 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:30,627 THAT'S PHANTOM LIMB? AH, NO WONDER! 85 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:34,505 HE'S LIKE NUMBER ONE ON THE GUILD'S MOST WANTED LIST. 86 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:35,632 GREAT! 87 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,342 NOW HE'S GONNA KILL US! 88 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:38,676 HARDLY. 89 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,094 I HAVE PLANS FOR YOU. 90 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,055 AND AFTER YOU HEAR WHAT I WILL TELL YOU. 91 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,474 YOU WILL WILLINGLY HELP ME. 92 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,475 I CAN'T HEAR THAT! 93 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,853 AND IF I DID, I HAVE A VERY BAD MEMORY. 94 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,357 SOVEREIGN! 95 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,693 PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE HANDSOME AND AGELESS ROCK STAR 96 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,071 HIDING BEHIND THE COUCH! 97 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,531 I AM THE MIGHTY SOVEREIGN. 98 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:03,034 EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE, MY MASTER. 99 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:06,037 REALLY? YOU SURE? EVERYBODY? 100 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,497 PRETTY MUCH. 101 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,041 AND MAY I SAY THAT HOURS WAS A TOTALLY UNDERRATED ALBUM. 102 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:11,876 YEAH? I MEAN, I THOUGHT SO. 103 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,294 BUT WASN'T IT KINDA TOO LITTLE TO LATE? 104 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,837 NO, THAT WOULD BE TIN MACHINE. 105 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,173 MASTER, THE GUILD HAS BEEN PENETRATED. 106 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,759 TWO OF YOUR COUNCIL MEMBERS HAVE BEEN TAKEN. 107 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:20,677 IMPOSSIBLE! 108 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,220 GETTING PAST THE DIAMOND DOGS? 109 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,721 WE WOULD HAVE AT LEAST HEARD THE CHANTS 110 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,056 OF THE EVER CIRCLING SKELETAL FAMILY. 111 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:27,058 THE INTRUDER KNEW ALL OF OUR SECRETS. 112 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,769 WE SUSPECT THAT-- PHANTOM LIMB HAS RETURNED. 113 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:32,522 AND THAT'S KINDA THE GOOD NEWS. 114 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,482 THE BAD NEWS... YOU TELL HIM. 115 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:35,608 NO WAY! 116 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,110 DUDE, WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS. 117 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:38,861 TELL ME OR YOU BOTH DIE. 118 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:42,156 HE PENETRATED THE CHAMBER SUB-ROSA. 119 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,908 THE CHAMBER SUB-ROSA?! 120 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,119 AND THE CHARTER? IS THE CHARTER SAFE? 121 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:46,995 GONE. 122 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,372 YOU! SUMMON THE HIGH COUNCIL! 123 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,748 AND YOU, CALL IMAN! 124 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,251 TELL HER I'LL BE ON TOUR! 125 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:57,338 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M TRYING TO READ! 126 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,382 I'VE READ THIS PAGE TWICE! 127 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:00,883 I CAN ALMOST FEEL OUR HANDS, 128 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,885 SO I'M TRYING TO TURN THE PAGE. 129 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,805 YOU GOING TO MAKE ME BLOODY MY NOSE, YOU FOOL! 130 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:07,181 THEN TURN THE PAGE! 131 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,684 WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR! 132 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,102 STOP FEIGNING IGNORANCE! 133 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:13,146 YOU TWO ARE THE OLDEST LIVING MEMBERS OF THE GUILD. 134 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:15,314 YOU KNOW HER SECRETS. 135 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,649 YES FINE. 136 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,067 AND YOUR GRANDFATHER STARTED IT. 137 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,403 I DON'T NEED TO READ THE CHARTER FOR THIS! 138 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:23,031 YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER? 139 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:24,240 WELL WHY DIDN'T- 140 00:05:24,323 --> 00:05:27,243 ALRIGHT, IT WAS FEBRUARY 1659, 141 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:29,996 AND WE WERE PLAYING THE WINTER DANCE PARTY 142 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:32,749 IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IOWA. 143 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,625 WE WERE MUSICIANS THEN -- 144 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,253 I WAS! YOU JUST KINDA TALKED. 145 00:05:37,336 --> 00:05:39,505 I WAS ACCIDENTALLY CREATING HIP-HOP! 146 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,674 ANYWAY, THIS OLD GUY APPROACHED US 147 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,134 WITH AN OFFER WE COULDN'T RE-- 148 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:44,886 Billy: WAIT, WAIT. I'M CONFUSED. 149 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,763 THIS HAPPENED IN 1659? 150 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,058 WHAT? NO. 1959. 151 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,851 YOU SAID 1659. 152 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,561 NO, I DIDN'T. 153 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:54,854 YOU TOTALLY DID! 154 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:55,980 RIGHT? AM I CRAZY? 155 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,024 WHATEVER. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 156 00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,400 YOU SEE, THE OLD GUY TOLD US 157 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:02,737 HE WAS MAKING A ROCK AND ROLL ORCHESTRA! 158 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:07,116 AND THAT OLD MAN WAS THE LEGENDARY FANTOMAS! 159 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,285 THE GRANDFATHER OF CAPTAIN CRAZY HERE. 160 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:12,538 MY GRANDFATHER WAS HIMSELF WAS TALENTED MUSICIAN -- 161 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:13,623 SOUSAPHONE! 162 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,792 YOUR GRANDFATHER PLAYED A SOUSAPHONE. 163 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:16,876 HE WAS AWFUL! 164 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,795 EVERY DAY HE'D MAKE US REHEARSE. 165 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,755 THIS BAND MADE UP OF KIDNAPPED MUSICIANS 166 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:24,675 AND THIS OLD MAN AND HIS RIDICULOUS SOUSAPHONE. 167 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:27,553 PHANTOM LIMB KIDNAPPED YOU TO START A BAND? 168 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,514 SO HE COULD BE LIKE HIS GRANDFATHER? 169 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:30,681 NO, YOUNG WILLIAM! 170 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:33,226 THE GUILD WAS ONCE MUCH MORE THAN A SAFE HAVEN 171 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,478 FOR WASHED UP ROCK STARS! 172 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:37,146 IT WAS A SACRED ORDER OF KNIGHTS 173 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,608 THAT WERE SWORN TO PROTECT AN ANCIENT DOOMSDAY DEVICE! 174 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:41,859 THE ORB! 175 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,820 I DON'T REMEMBER READING THAT. 176 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,363 I ADMIT IT, I WAS SKIMMING. 177 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:46,197 OKAY, UM... 178 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,824 DON'T KILL ME OR ANYTHING. 179 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:50,785 BUT, UH, I KNOW WHERE THE ORB IS. 180 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,329 IS HE POINTING A GUN AT ME? 181 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:54,372 TELL ME! 182 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:57,291 IT'S IN A SAFE AT THE VENTURE COMPOUND. 183 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:00,336 [ SOBBING ] 184 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,839 Doc: I HAVE A LIST OF INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR. 185 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,800 NUMBER ONE! THIS. DON'T DO THIS! 186 00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:07,093 WHAT'S NUMBER TWO? 187 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,845 NOTHING! I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER TWO. 188 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,054 I DON'T EVEN HAVE A LIST. 189 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,764 GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! 190 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,850 HANK HATES ME! 191 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,601 I-I CAN'T TAKE IT. 192 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:19,063 I HAVE GIVEN THE BOY NOTHING BUT APPROPRIATE 193 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,066 AND ONE MILLION PERCENT LEGAL LOVE, 194 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:25,361 AND HE JUST HATES ME. 195 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:26,404 YOUR NAME IS HATRED. 196 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,406 YOU HAVE "HATRED" TATTOOED DOWN YOUR CHEST! 197 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:29,699 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 198 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:32,702 I ALSO HAVE CALVIN AND HOBBS TATTOOED ON MY THIGH! 199 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,329 AND CALVIN ISN'T TAKING A WEE! 200 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,248 NO, HE'S HUGGIN HOBBS! 201 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:39,208 HE'S KILLING ME WITH THIS CRAP. 202 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,669 EVERY WEEK -- [ WATCH BEEPING ] 203 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:42,795 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 204 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,881 APPARENTLY RHODE ISLAND IS IN OUR DRIVEWAY. 205 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,048 I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS. 206 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,175 DEAN, HE LISTENS TO YOU. 207 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,385 GET HIM OUT OF THERE. 208 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:50,887 UNCLE HATRED? DEAN? 209 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,264 I'M GONNA BE STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN WITH YOU. 210 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:56,559 UNCLE HATRED HAS FALLEN RIGHT OFF THE WAGON. 211 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:58,269 I'M DRINKING -- I DON'T KNOW-- 212 00:07:58,352 --> 00:08:01,981 IT'S AWFUL. I THINK IT'S AXE COLOGNE. 213 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,525 MAYBE THE CVS EQUIVALENT -- 214 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,736 HATRED! YOU LISTEN TO ME! 215 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,738 THIS IS YOUR SPONSOR TALKING! 216 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,823 WHAT IS STEP NUMBER 4?! 217 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:14,368 TO MAKE A FEARLESS MORAL INVENTORY OF OURSELVES? 218 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,662 YES, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 219 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,749 I DON'T KNOW WHAT "MORAL INVENTORY" MEANS! 220 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,918 AND YOU'RE NOT MY SPONSOR! 221 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,253 PRETTY LITTLE BOYS DO NOT DRINK! 222 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,214 YOU NEED YOUR SHOT. 223 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,591 YOU'RE GOING TO THE DARK PLACE AGAIN. 224 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:29,759 I KNOW! 225 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,177 DEAN! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! 226 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:35,681 THE FRONT LAWN IS CRAWLING WITH THOSE BALD-HEADED GUILD GUYS! 227 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,016 WHAT!? 228 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:39,685 WE ARE IN FULL LOCKDOWN! 229 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:42,688 INTO THE PANIC ROOM! 230 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,941 HANK? BUDDY? 231 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,275 WOW... LOOK AT THAT. 232 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,276 Hank: WHATEVER. 233 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,445 I GUESS I'LL GO HIDE IN THE PANIC ROOM. 234 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:50,821 HEY, AHHH, 235 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:54,825 YOU WANNA MAYBE HELP YOUR UNCLE HATRED STOP THE BAD GUYS? 236 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,203 YOU! ME! YOU! ME! 237 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:58,996 YOU! ME! YOU! ME! 238 00:08:59,080 --> 00:08:59,914 YOU! ME! YOU! ME! 239 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:01,457 ALL RIGHT! FINE, FINE, FINE! 240 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,459 IT SEEMS THAT WE CAN DO THIS. 241 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,503 YOU'RE KIND OF TAKING OVER THE RIGHT SIDE. 242 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,505 I BET I TAKE OVER THE WHOLE THING. 243 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,757 I'M CLEARLY THE DOMINANT ONE. 244 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,675 RIDICULOUS! 245 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,094 I'VE BEEN PILOTING THIS BONE-BAG 246 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,136 FOR LIKE 73 YEARS! 247 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,138 I'M NOT GIVING IT UP TO A TALKING PIMPLE! 248 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:19,308 A TALKING PIMPLE THAT CAN MAKE YOU NOOGIE YOURSELF! 249 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,978 OW! YOU WANT TO GO, DO YOU?! 250 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,021 OW! 251 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,021 HOW'S THAT? 252 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,690 [ ARGUING CONTINUES ] 253 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:26,983 WHAT IS THIS? 254 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:30,278 I LEAVE YOU ALONE AND YOU BECOME A VAUDEVILLE ROUTINE. 255 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,904 WELL MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE 256 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,823 YOU MADE US INTO A HACKNEYED PREMISE! 257 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,992 AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE TRAINING 258 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,159 JUST LIKE YOU TOLD US TO! 259 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,411 GREAT. 260 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,454 IF WE RUN INTO SHEMP OR MO I'M SURE YOU'LL GIVE THEM 261 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,622 QUITE A THRASHING. 262 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:42,957 AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! 263 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,418 I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE ALL DAY WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND. 264 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:46,335 THAT WAS MY DICK! 265 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,296 I WAS OUT WITH THE REST OF MY TEAM. 266 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,840 WILLIAM WAS RIGHT, THE ORB IS LOCKED AWAY 267 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,508 IN THE VENTURE COMPOUND. 268 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,927 THE GUILD HAS ALREADY POSITIONED THEIR FORCES. 269 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,971 DID YOU SAY 'THE REST OF YOUR TEAM'? 270 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:59,473 WHO ELSE DID YOU STITCH TOGETHER? 271 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,474 HOW RUDE OF ME. 272 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:03,686 LET ME INTRODUCE THE REVENGE SOCIETY! 273 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,521 MEET WISDOM, OUR FIX IT MAN. 274 00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:08,232 DEMOLITIONS, COMMUNICATIONS, NEW TECHNOLOGY... 275 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,443 WISDOM'S THE ONE WE-- HMM? 276 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:13,612 AND YES, THE SPIRITUAL HEART OF OUR TEAM. 277 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,073 NAMASTE, WISDOM. FORGIVE ME. 278 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,033 THAT IS A MUG. 279 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,868 A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE. 280 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,036 BUT WHAT A MIND! 281 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,704 THAT'S CHUCK. 282 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,623 NAMED SO FOR HIS ABILITIES IN THE ANCIENT ART OF NUNCHAKU. 283 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,750 HE'S THE MUSCLE. 284 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,878 ALSO QUITE HANDY WITH DISMANTLING TRAPS! 285 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,713 HMM? [laughs] 286 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,049 BUT NOT VERY HUMBLE. CHUCK, YOU IMP. 287 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,675 HE'S ALWAYS DOING THAT. 288 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,302 WHY CAN'T I HEAR THEM? 289 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,636 BECAUSE YOU ARE SANE! 290 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,222 THE LOOKER HERE IS LADY NIGHTSHADE. 291 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,807 HER SKILLS ARE OBVIOUS. 292 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,434 BUT HANDS OFF, GENTLEMEN! 293 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,019 SHE'S SPOKEN FOR. 294 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,520 AM I MISSING SOMETHING? 295 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,230 THE MAN IS A FRUIT LOOP! 296 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,733 FRUIT LOOP AS A FOX, GENTLEMEN! 297 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:51,692 JOIN US! 298 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,402 TOGETHER WE SHALL DESTROY 299 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,238 THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT! 300 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,239 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 301 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,076 YOU ARE RIDIC-- THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 302 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,827 OH, WELL MY MISTAKE. 303 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,122 SO I GUESS I'LL JUST MURDER YOU! 304 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,290 OH, NO! 305 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,584 NO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUN THING FOR US TO DO! 306 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,088 YES, TOTALLY! I'M INTO IT! 307 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,090 Hank: WHAT ARE THEY DOING OUT THERE? 308 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,591 THEY'RE LIKE WAITING FOR SOMETHING. 309 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:16,759 DID POP DO SOMETHING WRONG? 310 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:20,388 I'D SAY THEY'VE COME A COURTIN' YOURS TRULY. 311 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,764 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 312 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:25,059 HANK, YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, RIGHT? 313 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,143 FOR LIKE 2 YEARS NOW! 314 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,437 WELL YOU KNOW HOW SOME BEES LIKE OTHER BEES 315 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,107 AND SOME BIRDS LIKE OTHER BIRDS? 316 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,608 LIKE UNCLE GENTLEMAN? RIGHT! 317 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,069 NOW THERE ARE SOME BIRDS THAT LIKE EGGS. 318 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:38,280 AND EGGS ARE FRAGILE AND CAN'T DEFEND THEMSELVES. 319 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,116 SO SOME EGG LOVERS 320 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,244 TAKE EXPERIMENTAL DRUGS TO NOT LIKE EGGS. 321 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,620 BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA LIKE EGGS! 322 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:47,081 I ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU USED TO BE A PEDESTRIAN. 323 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,083 I ALSO LIKE THE BEES! 324 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,918 I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF HONEY. 325 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,003 ALRIGHT! STOP! I GET IT! 326 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,380 OKAY. 327 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:55,673 BEES ARE LADIES. 328 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,049 GOT IT. 329 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,969 SO THOSE GUYS ARE HERE TO KILL YOU BECAUSE GOD FORGOT TO? 330 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,137 WHAT? NO. 331 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,347 THEY VIEWED MY CONDITION AS A DAMN SPECIAL SKILL! 332 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,267 I WAS JUST TRYING TO CLEAR THE AIR. 333 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,519 I THINK IT'S ME THEY WANT. 334 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:09,603 YEP. 335 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,106 THEY MUST HAVE FOUND OUT HOW BATMAN I AM. 336 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,649 YOU GOT TONS OF BATMAN! 337 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,318 BUT I GAVE EVERY GUILD SECRET I HAD TO THE OSI 338 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,946 WHEN I BECAME YOUR DAD'S BODYGUARD. 339 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:19,989 NOT VERY BATMAN. 340 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,450 NO SIR, NOT BATMAN IN THE LEAST. 341 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,536 SO WHAT DO WE DO? 342 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,830 YEEAAAH... 343 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:28,831 I GOT NOTHING. 344 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,332 JUST WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR! 345 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,501 LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT A BATMAN-LOADED, 346 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,795 BROCK-TRAINED VENTURE CAN DO! 347 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:38,549 [ MARCHING FOOTSTEPS ] 348 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,141 Hank: WHO IS IT? 349 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,058 UMMM... 350 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,351 THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT? 351 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,020 I'M SORRY, WE AREN'T INTERESTED. 352 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,190 MAYBE YOU COULD LEAVE SOME LITERATURE FOR US. 353 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,067 [ HATRED LAUGHING ] 354 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,194 PRICELESS. 355 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,322 YOU ARE GONNA GET US KILLED, AND I LOVE IT. 356 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:02,531 OH, I GOT ONE! 357 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,368 Hatred: ALRIGHT, SO WE'LL TAKE A BOX OF THIN MINTS. 358 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,703 AND WHAT THE HELL, 359 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:10,789 I GUESS A BOX OF THOSE PEANUT BUTTER DO-SI-DOS. 360 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,167 CAN WE SPEAK TO DR. VENTURE? 361 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,544 OH! THE VENTURES! 362 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,505 YOU GOT THE WRONG COMPOUND. 363 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,507 THEY LIVE RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD. 364 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,716 OKAY! 365 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:23,552 DOES ANYONE HAVE THOSE DIRECTIONS I PRINTED OUT?! 366 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,304 WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. WHERE IS HATRED!? 367 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,722 IF BROCK WERE HANDLING THIS RIGHT NOW, 368 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:30,059 I'D BE WATCHING HIM HOSING THE BLOOD OFF THE FRONT LAWN. 369 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,644 DEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 370 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,395 HYPERVENTILATING INTO MY KNEES, 371 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,397 THAT SMELL A LITTLE LIKE SPIT UP... 372 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,524 BECAUSE I SPIT-UP A LITTLE. 373 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:39,235 DEAN, YOU JUST BABY BURPED ONTO A SPEEDSUIT. 374 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,486 NOT A SUPER-SCIENTIST ALIVE 375 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,030 THAT HASN'T COUGHED A LITTLE ACID ONTO HIS SPEEDSUIT. 376 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,698 REALLY? 377 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,326 WHY DO YOU THINK THESE THINGS ARE LIKE 95% POLYESTER? 378 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,578 YOU CAN CLEAN OFF FEAR-VOMIT WITH A WET-NAP. 379 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,121 I THOUGHT YOU WERE USED TO THIS. 380 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,416 DEAN, I REMEMBER WHEN THE ACTION MAN WOULD WAKE ME UP 381 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,168 WITH A GUN POINTED AT MY HEAD. 382 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,836 HE'D JUST HOLD IT THERE AND PULL THE TRIGGER. 383 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,007 I'D HEAR THAT CLICK REALLY LOUD BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT AGAINST MY FOREHEAD. 384 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,300 SO IT ECHOED. 385 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,761 RIGHT, IT SOUNDED LIKE HE SNAPPED ONE OF MY TEETH OUT. 386 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:06,762 CLICK. 387 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:09,640 AND THEN HE'D GO "NOT TODAY, RUSTY... 388 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,100 NOT TODAY." 389 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,101 GOLLY... 390 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,769 AND YOU TOOK IT BECAUSE YOU HAD TO? 391 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,980 NO, DEAN, I TOOK IT BECAUSE I WAS 392 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,190 RUSTY VENTURE, BOY ADVENTURER. 393 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,901 I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS LIFE, DEAN. 394 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:21,986 BUT IT'S MINE. 395 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,862 SURE, I FALL DOWN IN THIS SPEEDSUIT. 396 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:27,116 BUT I GET UP AND WET-NAP MY PUKE OFF. 397 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,325 DO YOU HAVE ONE? 398 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,952 I GOT A POCKET FULL OF THOSE LEMONY LITTLE DEVILS. 399 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,329 IT ALL COMES WITH THAT OUTFIT, DEAN. 400 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,581 IT'S NOT ALL BAD. 401 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,749 I MEAN, I AM A SUPER-SCIENTIST. 402 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,001 LOVED. FEARED. 403 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,045 HELL, I HAVE A LAWN FULL OF BAD GUYS WHO WANT MY... 404 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,299 WHAT DO THEY WANT? 405 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,968 LET'S FIND OUT! 406 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,596 WILLIAM, YOU GO WITH CHUCK AND THOSE TWO. 407 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,764 GET THE ORB AND BRING IT TO DROP POINT ALPHA. 408 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:54,018 LADY NIGHTSHADE, WISDOM AND I WILL MAINTAIN SURVEILLANCE. 409 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,894 I'M NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS BAG! 410 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,646 AND I'M STAYING IN THE CAR! 411 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,856 WE! WE ARE STAYING IN THE CAR! 412 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,317 WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUTSIDE IN 30 YEARS. 413 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,152 I'M OLD AND I'M AFRAID OF EVERYTHING! 414 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,697 I'M AFRAID THE STREETS ARE OVERRUN WITH TEENAGE GANGS! 415 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,532 TEENAGERS ARE CRUEL. 416 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,034 THEY WILL UNDOUBTEDLY TAUNT US 417 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:12,661 BECAUSE OUR TROUSERS ARE NOT IN STYLE. 418 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,164 AND WE ARE TWO HEADS ON ONE BODY. 419 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,416 AND THAT HAS NEVER, EVER BEEN HIP! 420 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,044 I CAN KILL A MAN BY SIMPLY TOUCHING HIM. 421 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,880 NOW WHAT WERE YOUR SPECIAL POWERS AGAIN? 422 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,715 IT'S IN THE SAFE, RIGHT? 423 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,508 I'LL CARRY THE BOY-BAG! 424 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,968 Watch: THEY KNOW WE'RE STALLING. 425 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,763 AND SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T COME UP WITH A WAY TO BE MORE INTIMIDATING. 426 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,015 I CAN! WE GET COMPLETELY NUDE. 427 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,851 NAKED ARMY! GO ALL BRAVEHEART ON THEM! 428 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:39,104 I THINK THE EUNUCH DIVISION MIGHT GROSS EVERYBODY OUT. 429 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,105 YEAH, MAYBE. 430 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,150 BUT THE WOMEN'S AUXILIARY, THAT'LL RULE! 431 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,361 WAIT, HE'S FINALLY HERE. 432 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,528 AND HE BROUGHT EON! 433 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,738 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 434 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,532 HERE COME THE WARM JETS! 435 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,701 Doc: DON'T MOVE AND STAY LOW. 436 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,536 WE'LL APPEAR AS A PILE OF LAUNDRY. 437 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,372 THINK LAUNDRY. BECOME IT. 438 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,498 CAN YOU FEEL THE GROUND-IN DIRT? 439 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,708 THE GRASS STAINS? KINDA. 440 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,710 OKAY, THEY GOT IN. THE PLACE IS HOT. 441 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,212 WE CALL IT "HOT" WHEN BAD GUYS ARE THERE. 442 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,881 HOW DID THEY GET PAST THE LASER FIELD AND THE SECURITY LOCKS? 443 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:08,634 I TURNED THE LASERS OFF WHEN ORPHEUS GOT SHOT MOWING THE LAWN. 444 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,260 HE GOT ALL LAW SUIT ON ME. 445 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,513 AND I REMOVED THE LOCKS BECAUSE HANK LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE RESEARCH LAB 446 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,973 AFTER SEEING DOG DAY AFTERNOON. 447 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,225 OKAY, WE'RE HERE! 448 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,976 I'M GONNA TAKE ANOTHER LAP. 449 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,061 CHECK! 450 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,104 A LITTLE SUPER-SCIENTIST RECONNAISSANCE! 451 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,565 NO, MY ZIPPER'S CAUGHT IN THE CONVEYER BELT. 452 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,819 THAT'S ONE HELL OF A WHEELIE SON! 453 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,112 BUT AAAAHHH... 454 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:31,198 WE'VE BEEN TAKING YOUR SHORTCUT FOR LIKE AN HOUR NOW! 455 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,908 IT'S ALL PART OF MY PLAN. 456 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,326 LIKE I SAID -- ONCE WE GET AN ICE CREAM CAKE 457 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,955 AND MY DAD'S STACK OF PLAYBOYS, IT WILL ALL COME TOGETHER. 458 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,248 YEAAAH... 459 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,250 AND YOU'D TELL ME IF YOU WERE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME 460 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,753 AND JUST DOING EVERYTHING YOUR DAD WON'T LET YOU DO, RIGHT? 461 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,755 YOU DON'T TRUST ME? WHAT? NO! 462 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,258 YOU WERE TRAINED BY BROCK SAMSON. 463 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,759 I WORKED WITH THAT BOY! 464 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,803 HE IS AS HONEST AS SUNSHINE! 465 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,763 HE'S LIKE YOU, SON. 466 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,098 YOU AND BROCK SAMSON. 467 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,851 TWO OF THE MOST BATMAN FELLAS YOU COULD EV-- 468 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,936 FINE. WE GOTTA TURN AROUND. 469 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,771 I FORGOT ABOUT THE PART OF MY PLAN 470 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,897 WHERE WE SAVE YOU FROM THE GUILD. 471 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,692 WELL LET'S GET BACK ON COURSE THERE, SOLDIER. 472 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:10,112 COME ON! I'LL RACE YOU! 473 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,825 Dragoon: SO IT'S THE NEXT RIGHT HERE? 474 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,119 I GUESS. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 475 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,663 WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE BA-- OH DEAR. 476 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,832 HANDS UP IN THE AIR. 477 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:22,833 PUT YOUR HAND UP! 478 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,169 SCREW THAT! 479 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,086 WHAT WAS THAT? 480 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,379 THAT'S A GUILD BLACKOUT. 481 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,338 DANGEROUS IDIOTS. 482 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,424 THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE MINIMUM WAGE. 483 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,092 AND CHUCK IS THE MUSCLE. 484 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,594 HILARIOUS. 485 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:34,887 HERE, HOLD THIS. 486 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,473 I JUST LEARNED HOW MAKE A FIST, AND THAT'S LIKE BOMB. 487 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,307 YOU CARRY IT. 488 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,225 I'M CARRYING THE BILLY-BAG. 489 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,143 THEN LEAVE HIM! 490 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,312 BUT... GREAT, WE KNOCKED HIM OUT. 491 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,147 WHAT IS THIS, AN EPISODE OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND? 492 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,650 EVERYBODY GETS HIT ONCE THEN THEY ARE INSTANTLY UNCONSCIOUS. 493 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,860 GOOD ONE. 494 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:53,197 SIX BUCKS SAYS HE HAS AMNESIA WHEN HE WAKES UP. 495 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,326 WHERE ARE YOU, SHAPE SHIFTER! 496 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,202 SO SNEAKY. 497 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:01,830 YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE. ANYTHING. 498 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,082 YES, WISDOM, A SHAPE SHIFTER. 499 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,667 YOU KNOW THAT. 500 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,503 WELL I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE. 501 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,505 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, WISDOM? 502 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,715 IF THAT IS YOUR NAME... 503 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,675 OR COULD IT BE SOVEREIGN! 504 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,928 EVERY PROFESSIONAL NEMESIS HAS WEAKNESSES. 505 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,679 ONE! THEY WEAR GOGGLES. 506 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,014 PERIPHERAL VISION IS SHOT. 507 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,225 TWO -- HELMETS WITH LOGOS AND STUFF ON THEM. 508 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,811 A GUY WITH A BIG METAL PIECE OF PUNCTUATION ON HIS HAT 509 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,020 CAN'T TURN HIS HEAD FAST. 510 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,272 SO YOU GOTTA BE MOVING. ALWAYS MOVING! 511 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,690 GOT IT! ALWAYS MOVING. 512 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,692 I'M YOU FROM THE THE FUTURE! 513 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,194 WE HAVE TO FINISH OUR TIME MACHINE 514 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,489 BEFORE THE THE ANGELS OF DESTRUCTION FIND THE PORTAL! 515 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,074 NAH, I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 516 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,617 COME WITH ME. I NEED YOUR HELP. 517 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,162 GUILD HAS BEEN STANDING OUT THERE ALL NIGHT JUST WAITING FOR ME. 518 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,289 GUARANTEED, THIS IS A TRAP. 519 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:48,043 PROBABLY A BAG OF SCORPIONS THAT HAVE BEEN TRAINED 520 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,711 TO TAKE THE SHAPE OF A GUY! 521 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,547 HANK, THAT'S MENTAL. 522 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,090 WATCH OUT! 523 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,926 THE SCORPIONS COULDA BEEN TRAINED TO SHOOT LITTLE COCKTAIL RIFLES! 524 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,136 IT'S A TRAP! 525 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,681 IT'S A SLEEPING BOY. 526 00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:04,059 HE'S ALL COZY IN HIS SWEET LITTLE PJS. 527 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,311 THEY ARE PREYING ON MY WEAKNESS. 528 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,689 THOSE MONSTERS! 529 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,859 HEY! I FOUND THE STACK OF PLAYBOYS! 530 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,783 LOOK WHAT HE DID TO US. 531 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:20,742 I HEARD. 532 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,619 BUT YOU GUYS ARE KINDA WORKING IT. 533 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:23,579 LOOKS GOOD. 534 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,705 REALLY? THANK YOU. 535 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,748 HEY, WE'RE SORRY FOR PROBABLY KILLING EVERYONE. 536 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,626 HE WANTS US TO READ THIS. 537 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,086 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 538 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:34,131 "MAKE WAY FOR THE DASHING PHANTOM LIMB!" 539 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,884 I DIDN'T WRITE THIS CRAP. 540 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,594 "GRANDSON OF FANTÔMAS! 541 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,638 "VICTOR AT THE BATTLE OF CREMATION CREEK 542 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,098 "AND KEEPER OF THE ORB. 543 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,933 "AND THE RIGHTFUL SOVEREIGN 544 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:49,146 OF THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT!" 545 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,776 WELL DONE, LADY NIGHTSHADE! 546 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,612 WAS THAT A SHOE? 547 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,779 SWEETIE! 548 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,948 HAVE YOU SEEN MY OTHER SHOE? 549 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,950 IT'S A BLACK FERRAGAMO! 550 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:06,538 BY BIRTHRIGHT, I AM YOUR SOVEREIGN! 551 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,792 WISDOM! I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED YOU. 552 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,920 I WILL AVENGE YOUR DEATH. 553 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,631 IF IT'S NOT THE THIN WHITE DOUCHE! 554 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,800 HAND THE GUILD OVER TO ITS RIGHTFUL HEIR! 555 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,302 OR I WILL ACTIVATE THIS! 556 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,639 PLEASE, NO, DON'T ACTIVATE A BROKEN COFFEE MUG. 557 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,432 BEHOLD! 558 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,642 THE ORB! 559 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,311 YES, WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'LL HAND THE GUILD OVER. 560 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,520 MEET THE RIGHTFUL HEIR 561 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,106 TO THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT. 562 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,149 DEAN VENTURE! 563 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:36,151 LLOYD VENTURE, THAT BOY'S GREAT GRANDFATHER 564 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,111 WAS THE GRAND PROTECTOR OF THE ORB. 565 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,990 YOUR GRANDFATHER, NOT UNLIKE YOU, WAS A USURPER! 566 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,534 ALL HAIL THE SOVEREIGN! 567 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,536 [ CHEERING ] 568 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,372 I AM THE SOVEREIGN! 569 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,998 ALRIGHT BOY, HUSTLE THIS UP. 570 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,208 I WANT THESE IDIOTS OUT OF HERE. 571 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,502 THEY'RE KILLING MY LAWN. OH, SORRY. 572 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,379 IN THE NAME OF CHAOS! 573 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,755 DOMINION! 574 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,298 AND ORGANIZED HAVOC! 575 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,259 I DUB THEE SOVEREIGN, 576 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,804 LORD OF THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT! 577 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,514 GOOD ON YOU, BOY. 578 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,515 HE'S A VENTURE. 579 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,976 THIS IS CRAP! I AM THE RIGHTFUL HEIR! 580 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,227 ME! PHANTOM LIMB! 581 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:14,147 AND I SHALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS HER DESTROYER! 582 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,399 BEHOLD! 583 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:20,862 THE AWESOME POWER OF THE ORB! 584 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,700 PLEASE DON'T ACTIVATE IT. 585 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,910 SANDOW... I MUST. 586 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,579 THEN SO MUST SANDOW. 587 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,542 YOU BROKE IT! 588 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,252 YOU DESTROYED THE ORB! 589 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,837 MY ORDERS WERE TO KILL YOU. 590 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,839 OH. WELL, IN THAT CASE. 591 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,090 THANKS? 592 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,718 AND LET'S NOT TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS, SHALL WE? 593 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,512 [grunts] NO! NO! 594 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:46,888 IT DOESN'T WORK! 595 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:50,017 SEIZE THE TRAITOR! 596 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,812 TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE. 597 00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:55,188 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 598 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,649 NOTHING, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SAY THAT ALL DAY. 599 00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,068 I GOT SICK OF WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY. 600 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,600 THAT WAS CRAZY... 601 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,351 WHITE! WHITE, YOU UP?! 602 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,771 YOU GOTTA HEAR ABOUT THIS DREAM I HAD! 603 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,189 IT WAS COMPLET-- 604 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,107 GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. 605 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,652 I WANNA GO BACK IN MY BAG!