1 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:08,258 WITH ME! 2 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:09,759 >> Quizboy: WHAT THE -- WHITE! 3 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,845 WHITE, I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY ZEUS! 4 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,596 >> THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,181 THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD EAT MORE FIBER. 6 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:15,890 HOLY CRAP! 7 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,267 >> WHO ARE YOU? 8 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,520 >> OH, GREAT AND POWERFUL ZEUS, I AM BUT A HUMBLE SERVANT. 9 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:23,064 >> Quizboy: SOME [BLEEP] SCIENTIST, WHITE. 10 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,567 ZEUS IS A MYTH, AND THIS GUY'S KIDNAPPING ME. 11 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:26,943 >> WAIT, YOU ARE IN CHARGE? 12 00:00:27,026 --> 00:00:28,695 >> Quizboy: YEAH, I'M THE BRAINS HERE. 13 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:29,738 >> SINCE WHEN? 14 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,656 I'M RUNNING THIS SHOW, AND YOU KNOW IT. 15 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,116 >> Quizboy: ARE YOU HIGH? 16 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,284 Y-YOU DO NOTHING -- NOTHING! 17 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,618 >> I'M THE IDEA MAN! 18 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:40,123 >> THEN, BILLY QUIZBOY AND WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU MUST COME 19 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,875 WITH ME! 20 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,669 [ BUBBLING ] >> CROSS YOUR FINGERS, ANDY. 21 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,630 >> HUH? 22 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:48,131 >> HOO-RAH! 23 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:49,340 >> YAY! 24 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:55,138 >> [ WHIMPERING ] >> Brock: LET'S GO, SHORE LEAVE. 25 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,097 BOYS NIGHT OUT. 26 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:56,765 YOU COMING? 27 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:57,640 >> "BOYS NIGHT OUT"? 28 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:58,808 OH, I WISH! 29 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,185 YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO THAT STRIP CLUB AGAIN. 30 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:02,729 >> YOU MAKE THAT WHOLESOME PLACE SOUND DIRTY, YOU BASTARD. 31 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:03,772 ARE YOU COMING OR NOT? 32 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:05,315 >> HMM...OH, NO. 33 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,859 I'M FEELING KIND OF...KIND OF GAY. 34 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:08,401 WAIT, NO. 35 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,652 HOLD -- NO. 36 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,572 NO, IT'S DEFINITELY -- I AM DEFINITELY STILL GAY. 37 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,115 >> WELL, DON'T STAY UP ALL NIGHT ON THAT. 38 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,284 NEED YOU UP EARLY TO MAKE THOSE MODS ON THE INTAKE UNITS. 39 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:18,411 >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, ENJOY THE SHAME. 40 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,288 BRING SOME PURELL! 41 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:26,085 >> SHORE LEAVE, YOU MUST COME WITH ME! 42 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:29,339 >> I'VE BEEN EXPECTING THIS SINCE I WAS 9! 43 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,633 SO, WAVE YOUR WAND, AND LET'S GO TO THAT BALL! 44 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:33,009 WAIT, WAIT. 45 00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:39,349 UH, DO I NEED A PUMPKIN AND SOME MICE, OR SHOULD WE TAKE THIS? 46 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,434 AAH! AAH! 47 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,728 [ GUNFIRE ] 48 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:54,989 >> DOC, AS YOUR BODYGUARD, I-I REALLY GOT TO STRESS HERE HOW DUMB THAT IDEA IS. 49 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,242 >> Dr. Venture: LISTEN, HATRED, I'M A MARKED MAN. 50 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:58,743 HANK, COVER YOUR EARS AND HUM. 51 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,204 >> Hank: AW, COME ON! NOT AGAIN. 52 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,206 [ HUMMING ] >> Dr. Venture: TESTING, 53 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,249 TESTING. 54 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:06,042 HANK SMELLS LIKE HE SHOWERS IN THROW-UP. 55 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,710 >> DEAN COULD KICK HANK'S ASS. 56 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,839 >> Dr. Venture: HANK HAS BEEN PROFESSIONALLY DIAGNOSED AS A 57 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:11,798 CRYBABY. 58 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:14,175 >> AND HE WETS HIS BED. 59 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,594 >> Hank: [ CONTINUES HUMMING ] >> Dr. Venture: OKAY, YOU GOT TO 60 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:17,428 TRUST ME HERE. 61 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:18,346 THEY ARE GONNA GET ME. 62 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:20,557 I'M NOT JUST A SUPER SCIENTIST. 63 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,975 I'M RUSTY VENTURE. 64 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:24,394 YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA KIDNAP ALL THOSE SCHLUBS AND NOT ME? 65 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:27,313 >> I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU SHOULD LET ME HIDE YOU IN A-A 66 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,523 HAMPER OR SOMETHING. 67 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,066 >> Dr. Venture: THEY'LL FIND ME. 68 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:31,442 I'M THE HOT TICKET. 69 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:34,612 YOU CAN'T COLLECT SCIENTISTS AND NOT HAVE A RUSTY VENTURE ON YOUR 70 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:35,405 MANTEL. 71 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:36,823 >> OKAY, YOU'RE THE BOSS. 72 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:39,242 BUT I'M -- I'M REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT HANK. 73 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,785 >> Dr. Venture: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 74 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,120 >> HE'S BEEN WETTING THE BED RECENTLY. 75 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:44,372 >> Hank: ♪ ...JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT, LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 76 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:45,957 >> IT'S DOWNRIGHT UNREASONABLE! 77 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,376 I COULD POLE-DANCE BETTER THAN HALF OF THOSE WOMEN. 78 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:51,045 GOOD LORD, SON, THERE SHOULD BE A MANDATORY RETIREMENT AGE FOR 79 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,463 STRIPPERS. 80 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,424 >> Brock: UH, DID YOU SEE I GOT CORNERED BY ROBIN LAST NIGHT? 81 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,593 I ALMOST HAD TO CHEW OFF MY OWN ARM TO GET AWAY. 82 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:57,635 >> OHH! 83 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,554 THAT POOR WOMAN HAS THE SADDEST TITS. 84 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:00,305 DAMN DEPRESSING! 85 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:01,347 >> Brock: RIGHT? 86 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,099 YEAH, THEY'RE LIKE "THE NOTEBOOK" SAD. 87 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:05,685 >> HER TITS ARE LIKE "COMING HOME FROM SCHOOL AND FINDING OUT 88 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:07,604 THAT YOUR OLD MAN RAN OVER YOUR CAT" SAD. 89 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:08,730 >> Brock: MOURNFUL. 90 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,273 SHE HAS MOURNFUL TITS. 91 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:13,401 THEY'RE LIKE TWO SUICIDE NOTES STUFFED IN A GLITTER BRA. 92 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:15,528 >> THOSE THINGS ARE LIKE A LITTLE KID WITH PROGERIA 93 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,448 CRACKING ALL HIS RIBS TRYING TO CATCH A NERF BALL -- JUST SAD. 94 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:19,991 DAMN IT, SHE HAS GLOOMY TITS! 95 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:23,119 >> Brock: IT'S LIKE SHE PUT A DOLLAR'S WORTH OF CHANGE INTO 96 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:25,371 SOME OLD SOCKS AND THEN TAPED THEM TO HER CHEST. 97 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:28,082 >> I WANT TO BUILD TWO LITTLE CASKETS AND GIVE HER TITS A 98 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,876 TASTEFUL, DIGNIFIED FUNERAL. 99 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:32,921 [ ALARM SOUNDS ] >> Brock: GUILD WASPS! 100 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,672 LOCKING ON AND IN PURSUIT. 101 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,466 >> DISENGAGE, SAMSON, DISENGAGE! 102 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,134 >> Brock: WE JUST GOT SPANKED! 103 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:39,093 WHAT'S GOING ON? 104 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,762 >> THIS IS A CODE WHITE OPERATION. 105 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,430 WE'RE ALL BUDDIES ON THIS ONE. 106 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:43,973 >> SPHINX FIGHTER, THIS IS CONTROL. 107 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,266 YOU ARE CLEARED FOR LANDING. 108 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:45,975 OVER. 109 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,310 >> COPY, CONTROL. OVER. 110 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:51,439 SO, HOW'S YOUR GOLF GAME, SAMSON? 111 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:55,944 >> FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF ZEUS AND OUR MUTUAL PLEASURE, THE BATTLE 112 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,195 CONTINUES! 113 00:03:57,278 --> 00:04:00,698 FIGHTING HIS 12th BATTLE AND LIVING UNDER THE VILLAIN THE 114 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:04,035 MONARCH, HENCHMAN 21! 115 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:06,871 FIGHTING FOR THE FIRST TIME AND LIVING UNDER THE HERO 116 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:12,669 U.S. STEEL, GHOST ROBOT! 117 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,921 FIGHT! 118 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:19,008 [ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ] >> LISTEN TO ME. 119 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,928 I AM A GHOST THAT LIVES IN THE HEAD OF A ROBOT. 120 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,806 IF YOU PIERCE MY CHEST, I WILL BE UNHARMED. 121 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:28,434 I WILL FAKE MY DEATH, AND THEN TOGETHER, WE WILL FIGHT AGAINST 122 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,728 ZEUS. 123 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:39,028 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] ON THREE, YOU TAKE ZEUS, AND I 124 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,947 WILL GET THE OTHER GUY. 125 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:44,242 ONE, TWO, THR-- [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 126 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:46,786 >> Brock: YOU GONNA EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON, OR AM I JUST 127 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:49,497 SUPPOSED TO PRETEND THAT THIS GOLF COURSE ISN'T CRAWLING WITH 128 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:50,665 O.S.I. AGENTS? 129 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:53,334 >> WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN AND LET A MAN CONCENTRATE? 130 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:57,213 I GOT TO GET IN THE ZONE. 131 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:57,964 BIRDY! 132 00:04:58,047 --> 00:04:59,382 SUCK ON THAT! 133 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:00,341 [ RUMBLING ] OH! 134 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,718 WE GOT TO GET OFF THE GREEN. 135 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,594 IT'S ABOUT TO GET WEIRD. 136 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,023 >> I'VE BEEN PLAYING THAT HOLE FOR YEARS AND NEVER GOT IT TO DO 137 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,065 THAT. 138 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,485 [ GUNSHOTS ] >> WHY, THAT IS JUST PLAIN 139 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,737 HEARTBREAKING. 140 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,655 I-I CAN HARDLY STAND IT. 141 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:23,865 >> Dean: WHY IS HE DOING THAT? 142 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:26,409 >> HE'S TRYING TO AVOID GETTING YOU KIDS IN DANGER. 143 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:30,163 IT'S ALMOST NOBLE IN A-A KIND OF SAD, NARCISSISTIC WAY. 144 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,998 >> Hank: THEN WHY DO I FEEL EMBARRASSED? 145 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,583 >> Dean: CAN'T WE DO ANYTHING? 146 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:34,375 I HATE SEEING THIS. 147 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,585 >> YEAH, DEAN. 148 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:38,296 LET'S JUST WALK UP AND GO, "HEY, THERE, WASH-UP. 149 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,548 LOOKS LIKE NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU." 150 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:43,551 >> Hank: YOU KNOW, THERE IS SOMETHING WE CAN DO. 151 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:47,972 >> HANK, I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS, AND I LOVE IT! 152 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,981 >> GET UP, UNDERLING! 153 00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:00,109 >> [ SPITS ] GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF. 154 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,194 >> WHO CAME BACK? 155 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:02,570 >> WHO DO YOU THINK? 21. 156 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:05,865 I HEARD THAT HE ATE ONE OF TRICYCLOPS' EYEBALLS YESTERDAY. 157 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:07,492 [BLEEP] THIS -- SERIOUSLY. 158 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,285 >> Quizboy: I'M GONNA BE NEXT. 159 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,829 I FOUGHT AN 8-YEAR-OLD, AND THE ONLY REASON I WON IS BECAUSE HE 160 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,122 TRIPPED INTO A SPIKE. 161 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,957 I HAD MY EYES CLOSED THE WHOLE TIME. 162 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,085 TILL I HEARD AN 8-YEAR-OLD DYING ON A SPIKE. 163 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,419 >> I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT HIM. 164 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:19,796 THEY CAN'T MAKE ME FIGHT HIM. 165 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,048 >> WHITE, YOU ARE SUCH A SISSY! 166 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,382 >> I A SISSY? 167 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,801 YOU'RE CALLING ME A SISSY? 168 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,010 >> OH, YEAH, I GET IT. 169 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,387 I'M OUT AND PROUD, AND I'M THE SISSY. 170 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,973 I'M BRAVE ENOUGH TO BE WHO I AM IN THE FACE OF ASSHOLES LIKE 171 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,350 YOU, AND I'M THE SISSY. 172 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:35,478 MAYBE WHEN YOU COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, YOU CAN WALK A MILE IN 173 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:36,354 MY JIMMY CHOOS! 174 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:37,980 >> WELL, I-I AM SO NOT GAY. 175 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:41,025 >> WITH THAT PINK SHIRT AND THAT "OH, SO SAD" DYE JOB? 176 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:41,943 >> I'M AN ALBINO! 177 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,319 >> YEAH. 178 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:46,322 >> A-AND THIS IS MY LUCKY SHIRT THAT WAS RED WHEN BOUGHT IT. 179 00:06:46,405 --> 00:06:48,699 >> I HOPE I FIGHT YOU NEXT, YOU BIG SISSY! 180 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:49,742 >> Quizboy: STOP IT! 181 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,494 YOU'RE DOING JUST WHAT THEY WANT. 182 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:54,747 THIS ZEUS NUT IS TRYING TO MAKE US KILL EACH OTHER, AND YOU GUYS 183 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,999 ARE HELPING HIM! 184 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:05,258 >> BILLY QUIZBOY AND PETER WHITE, COME WITH ME! 185 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:08,177 [ BEEPING ] >> SO, I SWIPED SOME T.P. 186 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,262 I USED TO WORK HERE. 187 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:10,179 OLD HABITS DIE HARD. 188 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,222 >> SORRY, GENTLEMEN. 189 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,099 HIS CHEST PLATE CONSTITUTES BODY ARMOR. 190 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,475 >> MICHAELSON, YOU DEGENERATE! 191 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:17,145 DON'T ACT LIKE I DIDN'T SAVE YOUR ASS A THOUSAND TIMES BACK 192 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,980 WHEN YOU USED TO BE THE COMPANY CRYBABY. 193 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:21,732 DID HE TELL YOU WHY WE USED TO CALL HIM "KEN DOLL MICHAELSON"? 194 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,568 >> Brock: YOU EVER HEAR OF A "REAL DOLL"? 195 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:26,571 THEY'RE LIKE MANNEQUINS THAT YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH -- SERIOUSLY. 196 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,281 YOU CAN EVEN GET ONE WITH A, UH -- 197 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:29,532 >> YES! YES! O-OKAY. 198 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:32,994 CHANGE INTO THESE, AND PROCEED TO THE CAVITY SEARCH. 199 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,246 >> CAVITY SEARCH, MY ASS! 200 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:37,206 I MEAN -- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 201 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,875 >> I DIG THE LITTLE MASK. 202 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,042 SO, YOU WENT EVIL? 203 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,544 NEVER SMELLED THAT HAPPENING. 204 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:42,503 >> EVIL? 205 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,422 WOULDN'T STRETCH IT THAT FAR. 206 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,424 >> Phantom Limb: THAT'S IT -- LAST "STRETCH" PUN. 207 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,050 SERIOUSLY, IT'S GETTING EMBARRASSING. 208 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:48,718 >> OHH. 209 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:49,886 GET INTO THE SWING, MAN! 210 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,138 THE PUNS GO WITH THE IMAGE. 211 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:54,807 WHY MUST YOU CONSTANTLY POO ON MY PARTY? 212 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,518 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU ALL HAVE CERTAIN CAPABILITIES THAT MAKE 213 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:58,895 YOU HUMAN WEAPONS. 214 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:02,148 SO, IF YOU WANT TO REPRESENT YOUR UNION, YOU HAVE TO CONSENT 215 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:03,774 TO AN ABILITIES INHIBITOR. 216 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,651 >> OH, COME ON! "HUMAN WEAPON"? 217 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,696 >> STORM FRONT, WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO THE CANDYMAN'S 218 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:09,405 WIDOW. 219 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:10,740 >> HE WAS MADE OF SUGAR. 220 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,242 I DON'T THINK ANYONE HERE IS AFRAID OF GETTING A LITTLE 221 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,118 MOIST. 222 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,495 >> LOOKS LIKE IRON ANVIL MINDS. 223 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:19,248 NOW, BEFORE WE ADMINISTER THE UNTESTED, EXPERIMENTAL 224 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,210 INHIBITOR, WE HAVE TO -- >> HO, THERE. "EXPERIMENTAL"? 225 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,920 >> SUCK IT UP, MR. GOOD GUY. 226 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,047 THAT'S HOW WE ROLL IN ORGANIZED VILLAINY. 227 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,256 GET USED TO IT. 228 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,759 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] >> SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE 229 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:33,387 NAUSEA, HEADACHES, INSOMNIA, CONSTIPATION, OILY DISCHARGE, 230 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,974 SEVERE DéJà VU, STIFFNESS IN JOINTS, BLURRED VISION OR 231 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:40,853 TEMPORARY BLINDNESS, LOSS OF LIFE, DIARRHEA, THROMBOSIS, 232 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,271 AND RECTAL BLEEDING. 233 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,316 >> HOW CAN YOU HAVE DIARRHEA AND CONSTIPATION? 234 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:48,069 >> WAS "LOSS OF LIFE" IN THAT LIST? 235 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,111 >> JUST A SIDE EFFECT. 236 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,488 NOW, WHO'S GETTING THE SHOT? 237 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:53,115 >> Phantom Limb: OKAY, BUT YOU MAY HAVE TO GIVE ME THE SHOT ON 238 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,367 MY DERRIERE. 239 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,912 NEEDLES CAN'T PENETRATE MY ELECTROIMPALPABLE LIMBS. 240 00:08:57,995 --> 00:08:59,497 >> NEEDLES? YEAH, GOOD ONE. 241 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,790 TRY HUGE SPIKES. 242 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,667 >> THEY'RE WONDERFUL AND FRIGHTENING, AND THEY GO INTO 243 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,961 THE SIDES OF YOUR NECK, AND THEY REPLACE ALL YOUR BLOOD. 244 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,797 >> YOU GET YOUR BLOOD BACK AT THE END OF THE SUMMIT, UNLESS 245 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,590 THE "LOSS OF LIFE" THING HAPPENS. 246 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,176 THEN WE'LL SEND YOUR NEXT OF KIN A BIG JUG OF BLOOD AND A VERY 247 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,636 NICE CARD. 248 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:20,685 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] >> Dr. Venture: AAH! AAH! 249 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:21,978 OKAY, I'M UP. 250 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,855 >> [ Electronic voice ] GOOD MORNING, DR. VENTURE -- OR 251 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,483 SHOULD I SAY, "RUSTY VENTURE"? 252 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,317 >> Dr. Venture: WHO ARE YOU? 253 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,485 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 254 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:33,823 >> WE WANT THE GREAT RUSTY VENTURE FOR OUR EVIL PLAN, 255 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,950 BECAUSE, UH...UH -- BECAUSE OF, UH -- 256 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,619 >> Hank: [ Electronic voice ] HOW AWESOME HE IS. 257 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,496 >> I AM ROBOT COMMANDER. 258 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:43,416 I AM -- I AM -- I AM -- ROBO-BOTS -- ROBOTS -- ROBOTS, 259 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:44,500 ASSEMBLE! 260 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:46,836 >> Dr. Venture: DON'T ASSEMBLE YOUR ROBOTS! 261 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,129 I'LL TALK! 262 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,756 JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT. 263 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,174 >> I LOVE YOU. 264 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,302 CAN WE PLAY A GAME? 265 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,184 >> Brock: ALL RIGHT, I'LL SAY IT. 266 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,145 [ SIGHS ] I HATE ALL YOU GUYS. 267 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:07,565 >> I'M 4 FEET AWAY FROM THE DOUCHEBAG THAT TURNED US INTO A 268 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,318 2-HEADED MONSTER, AND I CAN'T DO DICK ABOUT IT. 269 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,944 >> WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? 270 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,155 >> Phantom Limb: WE ARE REPRESENTING THE REVENGE 271 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,489 SOCIETY. 272 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,867 >> YOU HAVE LIKE FIVE VILLAINS IN YOUR JOKE OF A SOCIETY. 273 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,161 YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS HERE -- NO BUSINESS! 274 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:21,454 >> HOLD YOUR HORSEMEN. 275 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,873 WE'VE ALSO LOST MEMBERS TO THIS ZEUS MENACE! 276 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,333 WE...LOST OUR I.T. GUY. 277 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:28,544 AND LET ME TELL YOU, WE JUST HAD OUR INTERNET GO DOWN YESTERDAY, 278 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:31,422 AND WE ARE HOBBLED -- HOBBLED, I SAY! 279 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,883 >> Brock: WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 280 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:34,925 >> I'M TIGER SHARK? 281 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,886 I REPRESENT THE PERIL PARTNERSHIP? 282 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:37,970 >> Brock: SO WHAT? 283 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,014 THE PERIL PARTNERSHIP'S IN, LIKE, CANADA. 284 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:40,973 HOW WOULD I EVEN KNOW YOU? 285 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,308 >> TORONTO? 286 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:45,269 YOU BROKE MY KNEES AFTER I FOUND YOU IN BED WITH MY WIFE. 287 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,522 >> Brock: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, YOU HAD A LITTLE STRIPED 288 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,106 SUIT ON. 289 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,358 HEY, I'M SORRY, BRO. 290 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,984 SHE TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE -- >> I'M GONNA KILL YOU! 291 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,402 >> Brock: WHOA! 292 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:57,615 [ SQUEAK! ] [ GUNS COCKING ] 293 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,493 >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, SELF DEFENSE! 294 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:01,786 LOWER THEM POP GUNS! 295 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,538 GENTLEMAN, I'M GENERAL TIMOTHY TREISTER. 296 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:08,417 ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED CODE NAMES, WHILE I HAVE NOT, 297 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,044 BECAUSE I AM SPECIAL. 298 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:13,839 ALL OF YOU ARE IN PECULIAR UNDERPANTS, WHILE I AM NOT, 299 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,299 BECAUSE I AM SPECIAL. 300 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,133 QUESTIONS? 301 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,468 PUT YOUR HAND DOWN. 302 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:18,803 I'M NOT DONE. 303 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:22,598 WE GOT AN UNIDENTIFIED GREEK GOD THAT HAS DEVASTATED OUR 304 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,350 COLLECTIVE ORGANIZATIONS. 305 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,937 THIS SUMMIT HAS BEEN ASSEMBLED TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP! 306 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,899 I KNOW ALL OF YOU LITTLE GIRLS DON'T WANT TO PLAY IN THE SAME 307 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,609 SANDBOX, AND I DON'T CARE! 308 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:35,319 THIS IS MY SANDBOX. 309 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,029 NOW LET'S DIG IN! 310 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,282 >> [ Groaning ] OH. OH DEAR. OH. 311 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,118 HE'S...GONE MAD. 312 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,869 >> WHO? WHO'S MAD? 313 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,162 >> ZERO. ZERO. 314 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,331 >> WHAT IS THIS GUY SAYING? 315 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,792 >> [ GROANING ] >> OH, RIGHT, THANK YOU. 316 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,085 VERY HELPFUL. 317 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:54,171 >> WE WERE -- WE WERE TRYING TO HELP, TRYING TO REWARD THE 318 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,172 THANKLESS ONES. 319 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,382 BUT HE'S MAD. 320 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,885 ZERO -- HE -- HE MUST BE STOPPED. 321 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,221 >> HEY! PSST! GHOST DOG! 322 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,223 I HAVE A GUY DYING IN MY ARMS OVER HERE. 323 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,809 WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE? 324 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,270 >> #21: I WAS DISCUSSING OUR LITTLE PROBLEM WITH A FRIEND. 325 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,479 AND I HAVE A SOLUTION. 326 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,190 DO YOU WANT IN, OR DO YOU WANT TO DIE IN THE ARENA? 327 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,483 >> I'M SHORE LEAVE. 328 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,361 >> #21: CALL ME HENCHMAN NUMBER 1. 329 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,571 >> Dr. Venture: OH, JUST US. 330 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,489 FORGET ROBOT COMMANDER AND THE MONSTER. 331 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,283 YOU AND I CAN SETTLE THIS THING RIGHT NOW. 332 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,826 >> YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 333 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,287 >> Dr. Venture: THAT'S WHY I FEEL I CAN TRUST YOU. 334 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,455 YOU'RE DIFFERENT. 335 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,832 NOW, UH, I HAVE A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY. 336 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,293 >> I LOVE SLIDING DOWN RAINBOWS. 337 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:34,003 >> Dr. Venture: EASY. 338 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,379 METH, CRACK, PCP? 339 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,672 I CAN GET YOU ANYTHING. 340 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,007 IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. 341 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,383 >> LET'S CUDDLE. 342 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,385 >> Dr. Venture: YOU UNTIE ME, AND I'LL DO THINGS TO YOU YOUR 343 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,636 GIRLFRIEND WOULD NEVER DO. 344 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,930 I'LL [BLEEP] YOU WHILE I [BLEEP] THE -- WAIT! SHH! 345 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,474 I HEAR THEM! 346 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,934 >> YOU CAN'T BEAT HIS BALLS WITH THAT. 347 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,686 IT'S JUST -- OH, COME ON! 348 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,188 HE JUST LEFT YOU HERE? 349 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:52,897 >> Hank: DEAN. 350 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:53,772 >> DEAN! 351 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,524 I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL THAT KID. 352 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,984 >> Dr. Venture: YOU HAVE DEAN? 353 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:57,526 YOU HAVE MY SON? 354 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,486 >> UM...YEAH. 355 00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,904 >> Dr. Venture: DON'T YOU TOUCH HIM! 356 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:00,988 TAKE ME INSTEAD! 357 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,032 >> HEY, THAT'S -- THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. 358 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,366 >> Hank: WE ALSO HAVE HANK! 359 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,201 >> Dr. Venture: OKAY. 360 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,035 THEN JUST KILL HIM, I GUESS. 361 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,328 >> Hank: REALLY? 362 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,538 >> Dr. Venture: I MEAN, IF YOU GOT TO KILL ONE OF US. 363 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,916 >> Hank: MONSTER SMASH PUNY HUMAN! 364 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:16,670 >> FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF ZEUS AND OUR MUTUAL PLEASURE, THE BATTLE 365 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:17,963 CONTINUES! 366 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,342 FIGHTING HIS SECOND BATTLE AND LIVING UNDER THE VILLAIN 367 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:22,551 PETE WHITE...BILLY QUIZBOY! 368 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,094 >> VILLAIN? I'M NOT A VILLAIN! 369 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,888 >> Quizboy: I DON'T LIVE UNDER HIM. 370 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,432 >> FIGHTING FOR THE FIRST TIME AND LIVING UNDER THE HERO 371 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,725 BILLY QUIZBOY, PETE WHITE. 372 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,810 >> WHAT THE -- BILLY IS NOT THE BOSS OF ME. 373 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:37,816 >> Quizboy: I AM SO YOUR BOSS! 374 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,776 >> FIGHT. 375 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:39,485 >> Quizboy: WHAT IS WITH YOU, HUH? 376 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,361 >> WITH ME? 377 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:41,695 I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU, FELLA! 378 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,572 >> Quizboy: YOU BOSS ME AROUND LIKE YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME! 379 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,657 >> STOP! 380 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,617 STOP THIS FIGHTING AND FIGHT ONE ANOTHER! 381 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,410 WE WANT TO SEE YOU FIGHT! 382 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,870 STOP FIGHTING AND FIGHT! 383 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,915 [ INDISTINCT ARGUING ] >> ONE -- IN ALL REPORTED CASES, 384 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,502 THE ABDUCTOR WAS ZEUS, THE GREEK GOD OF THUNDER AND ROCK 'N' 385 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:57,253 ROLL. 386 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,921 YES, AGENTS KENAN AND KEL? 387 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,091 >> WE JUST WANT IT ON RECORD THAT WE DON'T LIKE OUR CODE 388 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:02,591 NAMES. 389 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,009 >> NOTED. 390 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,638 TWO -- IN ALL CASES, ZEUS WAS FLOATING BEFORE THE ABDUCTED. 391 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,847 EXPLANATIONS? 392 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,890 AGENT KELLY CLARKSON. 393 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,017 >> SON OF A BITCH WAS WEARING A JET PACK. 394 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,687 >> IF YOU READ THE BRIEF, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT NO LATENT FUMES 395 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:15,813 WERE DETECTED. 396 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,274 THANK YOU FOR WASTING THE INK ON MY PRINTER. 397 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,567 YES, AGENT MATTHEW PERRY. 398 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,777 >> MIRRORS, HOLOGRAMS. 399 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:25,030 ACCORDING TO THE BRIEF, THERE'S NO ACCOUNT OF ANYONE ACTUALLY 400 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:25,823 TOUCHING ZEUS. 401 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,616 HE COULD HAVE BEEN A PROJECTION. 402 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,910 >> OH, YOU BEAUTIFUL, DEFLATED MAN! 403 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,205 DON'T MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY FOR ALL THE MEAN THINGS I SAID ABOUT 404 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,373 YOU IN MY BLOG! 405 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,041 >> I READ THE SUPPLIED MATERIAL. 406 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,753 >> WELL, WHILE YOUR HEAD IS UP THERE, CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY 407 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:40,504 PROSTATE? 408 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,298 DADDY FEARS THE CANS-KER! 409 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,133 AGENT ORVILLE REDENBACHER! 410 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,845 >> THE ABDUCTEE WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF AN HALLUCINOGENIC. 411 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,305 >> NOT BAD, ORVILLE. 412 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,639 AGENT TOPANGA LAWRENCE! 413 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,308 >> Brock: FLIGHT MUTATION. 414 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,102 YOU KNOW, MAYBE THE GUY COULD ACTUALLY FLY. 415 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,186 >> FINALLY. OKAY. 416 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,731 NOW I WANT YOU TO -- WHAT NOW, AGENT KENAN? 417 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,816 >> OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA THROW THIS OUT THERE. 418 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,276 WHAT IF IS ZEUS? 419 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:06,572 THE ACTUAL GOD ZEUS, ALL PISSED OFF THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT ZEUS 420 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,573 ANYMORE? 421 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,700 >> I'M JUST GONNA JUST RULE THAT ONE OUT. 422 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,076 BREAK UP INTO GROUPS. 423 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,663 I WANT LISTS AND SOLUTIONS BY THE TIME I FINISH THIS JUICE 424 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,456 BOX! 425 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,499 WARNING -- I AM THIRSTY! 426 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,501 AND IT IS FRUIT PUNCH! 427 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,253 AND IT IS DELICIOUS. 428 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,339 >> DEAN, CAN I COME IN? 429 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,757 >> SURE. 430 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,718 >> YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD IN THERE, LIKE READING PORN OR 431 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,845 HAVING SEX WITH A SOCK OR SOMETHING? 432 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,096 >> Dean: GROSS! NO! 433 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,932 >> YOU'RE NOT MAKING FIREWORKS OR HIDING A GIRL IN THERE? 434 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:34,975 >> Dean: NO! 435 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,685 >> WHY THE HELL NOT?! 436 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,313 [ Normal voice ] DEAN, IT'S TIME TO GROW UP. 437 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,524 WE GOT YOUR FATHER TIED TO A CHAIR, HANK IS OUT THERE 438 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,903 PROBABLY BASHING HIS NUGGETS, AND YOU ARE IN HERE, COLORING IN 439 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,071 YOUR LITTLE BOOK! 440 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,198 >> Dean: I DON'T WANT TO BASH MY DAD'S NUGGETS. 441 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,658 I WANT TO READ. 442 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,702 >> LITTLE MISTER, I WANT YOU OUT THERE JUST WHALING ON YOUR OLD 443 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,912 MAN'S BALLS! 444 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,665 MAYBE YOU CAN NAIL THEM TO HIS CHAIR OR SOMETHING! 445 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,833 I -- THIS READING NONSENSE IS UNHEALTHY! 446 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,670 >> Quizboy: THE CENTURION GUY IS FREAKING OUT! 447 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,921 >> #21: HOPLITE. 448 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,715 CENTURIONS ARE ROMAN, ZEUS IS GREEK, SO IT'S "HOPLITE." 449 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,386 >> AND THAT'S WHY YOU'LL NEVER TRULY BE COOL -- THAT LITTLE 450 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,387 TIDBIT. 451 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,222 >> NO, SASSY GAY MAN. 452 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,182 YOU ALL MUST BE BRAVE. 453 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,059 FOLLOW HENCHMAN 1. 454 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:22,606 HE IS WHAT IS BEST IN ALL HENCHMEN -- A HERO WITH A 455 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,399 NUMBER. 456 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,358 >> HENCHMAN 1? 457 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,359 YOU'RE NOT 21? 458 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:26,527 >> #21: NOT TODAY. 459 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,779 >> YOU FOUR -- INTO THE ARENA! 460 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,740 >> FOR A BUNCH OF DEFORMED MALCONTENTS, YOU BOYS HAVE 461 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,908 CRACKED THE PEANUT! 462 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,451 POWER OF FLIGHT -- CHECK. 463 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,578 CRIPPLING EMISSIONS OF LIGHT -- CHECK. 464 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,080 SUPER STRENGTH -- CHECK. 465 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,456 GENTLEMEN, MEET OUR ZEUS. 466 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,749 >> Phantom Limb: OF COURSE. 467 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,168 CAPTAIN SUNSHINE. 468 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:47,005 >> OUR MEN HAVE HIM DETAINED, BUT HE'S PASSED ALL OUR LIE 469 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,591 DETECTORS AND HAS AS AIRTIGHT ALIBI. 470 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,385 ALSO, HE HAS NO MOTIVE. 471 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,095 >> NO MOTIVE? PLEASE! 472 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,765 THAT GUY WRITES THE GUILD TWICE A WEEK COMPLAINING ABOUT THE 473 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,227 RIGHTS OF BUTLERS AND HENCHMEN AND SIDEKICKS AND THE RETIRED. 474 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,063 >> HE WOULD TOTALLY STEAL ALL OUR BEST MEN JUST TO TEACH US A 475 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,273 LESSON. 476 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,316 YOU KNOW, I USED TO ARCH HIM BACK THE LATE '60s. 477 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,276 >> THE '60s? 478 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,277 WHAT WAS HE, 10? 479 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:08,986 >> NO. 480 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,821 WELL, WONDERBOY THERE WAS. 481 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,531 THAT'S NOT WONDERBOY! 482 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,700 THE BIG ONE IS WONDERBOY! 483 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:19,955 >> SO...UH, THIS IS CAPTAIN -- >> SUNSHINE, YES! THE ORIGINAL! 484 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:24,251 YOU IDIOTS ARE HOLDING THE WRONG CAPTAIN SUNSHINE! 485 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,336 >> Hank: HAD ENOUGH YET? 486 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,504 >> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT! 487 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,589 JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT. 488 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:29,882 >> I LOVE YOU. 489 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,633 CAN WE PLAY A GAME? 490 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,968 >> Dr. Venture: YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. 491 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,845 NO MORE GAMES, NO MORE BARGAINING. 492 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,515 >> Hank: OKAY, THEN JUST TELL ME WHY YOU LOVE DEAN MORE THAN 493 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,641 HANK. 494 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,143 >> Dr. Venture: I DON'T LOVE DEAN MORE THAN HANK. 495 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,061 YOU THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN TORTURED? 496 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,396 THIS IS AMATEUR HOUR. 497 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,523 YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THE BOTTOM OF MY CHAIR WITH A ROPE FOR AN 498 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,983 HOUR. 499 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,401 YOU HAVE TO CUT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHAIR OUT FOR THAT TO WORK. 500 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,986 >> Hank: BUT YOU SAID TO KILL HANK. 501 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,155 >> Dr. Venture: YOU CLOWNS AREN'T GONNA KILL ANYBODY, AND I 502 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,531 KNEW THAT. 503 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,325 BUT, YEAH, IF YOU'RE GONNA PRETEND TO TORTURE ONE OF THEM, 504 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,659 IT SHOULD BE HANK. 505 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,536 >> Hank: BECAUSE HE IS SUPER TOUGH, AND DEAN IS JUST A 506 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,621 MASSIVE WUSS? 507 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,998 >> Dr. Venture: DEAN BELIEVES THIS CRAP. 508 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:05,626 HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN RUSTY VENTURE, BOY ADVENTURER. 509 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:09,671 HANK GOT THIS LIFE THROWN AT HIM, AND HE FIGHTS AGAINST IT -- 510 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,839 JUST LIKE I DID. 511 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,257 >> Hank: HANK IS...LIKE YOU? 512 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,675 >> Dr. Venture: PFFT! 513 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,804 I SEE SO MUCH OF MYSELF IN BOY THAT I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM 514 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:17,846 FOR HIS EXISTENCE. 515 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,473 HE CAN'T WIN. 516 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,016 HE'S A VENTURE. 517 00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,726 HE'LL NEVER SHAKE IT. 518 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,102 >> LET'S CUDDLE. 519 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,648 >> FIGHTING HIS 14th BATTLE AND LIVING UNDER THE VILLAIN 520 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,275 THE MONARCH, HENCHMAN 21. 521 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,444 >> #21: IT'S HENCHMAN NUMBER 1! 522 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,529 >> NO, IT ISN'T! 523 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,738 YOU'RE NOT NUMBER 1! 524 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,323 >> #21: NOW! 525 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,449 >> GET THEM! 526 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,992 DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! 527 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,661 >> RUN! 528 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:44,873 >> YES! 529 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,708 OOH! 530 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,877 AND WHAM! 531 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,547 >> Quizboy: I DON'T WANT TO DIE! 532 00:18:56,176 --> 00:19:02,933 [ THUNK! THUD! ] >> BRAVO, BRAVO. WELL DONE. 533 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:07,396 AND FOR ACT TWO, I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF. 534 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,773 >> RUN! BE FREE! 535 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,149 HYAH! HYAH! 536 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,693 >> Quizboy: GIDDYUP, BOYS! 537 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,403 LET'S GO! MOVE IT ON OUT! 538 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,237 >> RIDE FREE, SCIENTISTS! 539 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,572 >> Quizboy: MOVE! 540 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,950 >> I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG TO DO THIS TO YOU -- TO 541 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:23,161 PUNISH ALL THE INCOMPETENT HENCHMEN AND SIDEKICKS WHO THINK 542 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,496 THEY'RE HEROES. 543 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,415 >> #21: SO HOW'D YOU GET POOR, OLD DESMOND, THE ORIGINAL 544 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,166 CAPTAIN SUNSHINE, TO HELP YOU? 545 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,586 >> [ LAUGHS ] I TOLD THAT SENILE, OLD FOOL WE 546 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,714 WERE HAVING A FUN GET-TOGETHER FOR ALL THE POOR, LITTLE 547 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:35,716 UNDERLINGS THAT THE WORLD FORGOT. 548 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,343 >> I WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE! 549 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,429 FIGHT ME, ZERO! 550 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,763 >> REALLY? 551 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,057 YOU WANT ANOTHER BEATING? 552 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,185 >> LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE -- OH! OW! OH, MY! 553 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,438 >> GREAT PLAN, MORON! 554 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:53,525 HONESTLY, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED ONE BIT -- NOT SINCE THE DAY YOU 555 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,943 LEFT ME TO DIE! 556 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,445 >> WAIT, YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 557 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,571 >> #21: YEAH, I DO. 558 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,781 AT FIRST, I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HIS WHOLE DEAL. 559 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,700 I WAS LIKE, "WHO THE [BLEEP] IS ZERO? 560 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,453 WHO HAS A NUMBER FOR A NAME?" WELL, I DO! 561 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,413 ALL HENCHMEN DO. 562 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,414 DON'T THEY? 563 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,791 DON'T THEY, HENCHMAN NUMBER 1? 564 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,211 >> HENCHMAN NUMBER 1 IS DEAD! 565 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,881 I AM ZERO -- HENCHMAN ZERO, THE AVENGING HENCHMAN. 566 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,049 >> AH! 567 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,967 I CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR KILLING THIS GUY BEFORE. 568 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,886 HE IS SO INTO HIMSELF. 569 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:24,514 >> AND NOW I GET TO FINALLY EXACT MY REVENGE. 570 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,392 SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR PLAN NOT WORKING OUT. 571 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,560 >> #21: WHAT? 572 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,687 WHAT, TO THROW AN OLD CAPTAIN SUNSHINE AT YOU? 573 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,272 THAT WASN'T MY PLAN. 574 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,607 THAT IS. 575 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:37,110 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> [ GASPS ] 576 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,489 NO WAY. 577 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,448 STAY AWAY! 578 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,075 I'VE DONE NOTHING TO YOU! 579 00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,160 >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT WE DO. 580 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:48,246 WE -- WE MAKE A LIST OF EVERY PLACE OLD CAPTAIN SUNSHINE HAS 581 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,666 BEEN IN THE LAST...WEEK OR SO AND -- 582 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,959 >> OH, HE'S A BUTLER! 583 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,962 THEY WATCH "IRON CHEF," THEN GO TO BED AT 8:30. 584 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,588 AGENT MATTHEW PERRY! 585 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,174 >> UH...I DON'T KNOW. 586 00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:04,471 HEY, MY ARMS FEEL LIKE ANTS ARE LIVING IN MY BONES. 587 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,681 FASCINATING. 588 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:06,598 >> NOT AN ANSWER. 589 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:07,683 AGENT TOPANGA LAWRENCE! 590 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,684 >> Brock: HUH? 591 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,269 WHAT, ARE WE STILL DOING THIS? 592 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,480 >> GENERAL, OUR PROBLEM SEEMS TO HAVE SOLVED ITSELF. 593 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,648 >> HEY, HOT DOG! 594 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,192 BECAUSE THIS HERE TRAIN IS OUT OF STEAM. 595 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,319 >> YOU GOT TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON TOPSIDE. 596 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,363 >> LOOKS LIKE AN OLD COMMERCIAL FOR COKE. 597 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,948 >> YEAH, BUT WITH LESS SINGING. 598 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,658 >> AND MORE PEOPLE IN TIGHTS. 599 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:29,871 >> ♪ ALL THE CHILDREN ♪ CHILDREN OF THE WORLD 600 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,082 ♪ COULD LEARN TO LOVE EACH OTHER ♪ 601 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,835 ♪ COULD BE LIKE SISTER AND BROTHER ♪ 602 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:39,298 ♪ ALL THE CHILDREN ♪ EVERY BOY AND GIRL 603 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:43,093 ♪ ARE PART OF ALL THE CHILDREN ♪ ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE 604 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,929 WORLD ♪ ♪ ARE PART OF ALL THE CHILDREN 605 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:51,810 ♪ ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD ♪ 606 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:55,022 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 607 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,214 >> Dr. Venture: LOOK, TED, IT'S JUST HARD. 608 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,633 I DON'T GET TO MEET MANY WOMEN, AND WHEN I DO, THEY PLAY GAMES. 609 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,926 >> I LOVE YOU. 610 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,720 CAN WE PLAY A GAME? 611 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,221 >> Dr. Venture: RIGHT, EXACTLY. 612 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:31,224 THEY JUST MOVE IN, CHANGE YOUR FURNITURE, AND START RIGHT IN 613 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,225 WITH THE HEAD GAMES. 614 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:35,437 >> HEY, UH, DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD LET YOUR OLD MAN GO? 615 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,147 >> [ Normal voice ] Hank: UH, SOON. 616 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,107 I'M STILL WAITING FOR HIS RANSOM CHECKS TO CLEAR.