1 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:10,677 IS HARD AT WORK ON HIS GARGANTUA-2 SPACE STATION. 2 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,555 HIS LIFE HANGS BY A THIN OXYGEN TUBE... 3 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,849 [ AIR HISSES ] ...MANUFACTURED BY A RECENTLY 4 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:18,393 ACQUIRED SUBSIDIARY OF IMPOSSIBLE INDUSTRIES. 5 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:21,396 MEANWHILE, CLOSER TO HOME, GIRL HITLER ADDRESSES THE 6 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:24,232 GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE UNITED NATIONS, BUT SHE IS 7 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:27,986 INSTANTLY KILLED WHEN HER MICROPHONE SUFFERS A SHORT. 8 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:32,073 ELSEWHERE, THE MONARCH VISITS HIS LOCAL ATM, ONLY TO DISCOVER 9 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,742 HIS TRUST FUND IS EMPTY. 10 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,827 HIS BANK, ALSO RECENTLY ACQUIRED BY 11 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:39,205 IMPOSSIBLE INDUSTRIES, HAS JUST BEEN ROBBED -- AND THEY'RE NOT 12 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,749 FDIC. 13 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:45,253 TEMPESTUOUS AS HE IS FOOLISH, HE BLAMES HIS WIFE, BUT SHE'S 14 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:49,090 ALREADY DEAD, MURDERED BY A PAIR OF WELL-PLACED SLEEPER AGENTS 15 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:53,094 WITHIN THE MONARCH'S OWN RANKS BUT MADE TO LOOK LIKE THE WORK 16 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,473 OF A LOWLY, LOVELORN HENCHMAN WHO HAS, OF LATE, EXHIBITED 17 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:59,184 SIGNS OF INSTABILITY. 18 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:03,271 AND ALL THE WHILE, THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT LOSES MEMBER 19 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:06,858 AFTER MEMBER TO SUDDEN MYSTERIOUS DEATHS, AND THE 20 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:11,070 WEIGHT OF FAILURE IS SIMPLY TOO HEAVY FOR THE SOVEREIGN'S THIN 21 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,864 WHITE SHOULDERS TO BEAR. 22 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:15,909 WHAT DO THESE HAPLESS FOOLS ALL HAVE IN COMMON? 23 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:22,123 THEY DARED TO BETRAY THE MEMBERS OF THE REVENGE SOCIETY! 24 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,958 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 25 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:24,751 >> HMM. 26 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:26,503 FRANKLY, IT'S A LITTLE...KILLY. 27 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,629 >> Underbheit: I LIKE IT. 28 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:28,963 I'M IN. 29 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,758 >> HEY, AND ARE WE MARRIED TO THAT NAME -- "REVENGE SOCIETY"? 30 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:34,260 I WAS THINKING PERHAPS "THE VIOLET HOUR." 31 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,220 THAT'S T.S. ELIOT. 32 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:36,638 >> Phantom Limb: OH, THAT'S AWFUL. 33 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:38,598 IT SOUNDS LIKE WE SHOULD BE HEADLINING THE LILITH FESTIVAL. 34 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:41,601 >> Underbheit: I WAS THINKING MAYBE "THE PURPLE PROS" BECAUSE 35 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:44,938 WE ALL WEAR THE PURPLE UND -- >> Phantom Limb: THE NAME STAYS. 36 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:47,524 AND YOU DON'T GET A VOTE, WERNER -- NOT TILL YOU'VE FIRST 37 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:48,525 PROVED YOUR LOYALTY. 38 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:49,484 >> JUST A FORMALITY. 39 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:50,944 >> Underbheit: JA, I UNDERSTAND. 40 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:54,239 WE HAVE A SIMILAR RITUAL IN THE ELITE UNDERLANDIAN GUARD. 41 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,032 [ BONES CRACKING ] >> Phantom Limb: OH, DEAR GOD. 42 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:56,699 >> MOTHER OF PEARL! 43 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:57,826 >> Underbheit: WHAT? 44 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:58,952 >> OH, WE -- WE JUST WANTED YOU TO SIGN... 45 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:01,454 [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] ...A PIECE OF, UH... 46 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,581 UH, JUST A MINUTE! 47 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,416 VIOLET HOUR, HIDE! 48 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,960 And take him with you! 49 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,802 [ KEYPAD BEEPS ] >> Dean: THREE PIPIN'-HOT 50 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,679 COFFEES -- JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE 'EM. 51 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:18,304 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 52 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:26,563 EXCELSIOR, FAITHFUL READERS! IT'S YOUR ROVING REPORTER, DEANIE V., BRINGING YOU THE 53 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,357 LATEST EDITION OF THE "VENTURE HOME NEWS," ALL THE WAY 54 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,151 FROM NEW YORK CITY, HOME OF THE WORLD-FAMOUS IMPOSSIBLE 55 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,863 INDUSTRIES, WHERE YOURS TRULY HAS JUST LANDED A SUMMER 56 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,322 INTERNSHIP. 57 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,992 I THOUGHT MAYBE POP PULLED SOME STRINGS TO GET ME ACCEPTED, BUT 58 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:41,870 THE NICE-SMELLING LADY WHO HIRED ME SAID SHE'D NEVER HEARD OF 59 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,288 HIM. 60 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,540 AND, BOY, PROFESSOR IMPOSSIBLE SURE WAS SURPRISED TO SEE ME. 61 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:48,918 YEAH, I NEVER GOT THE FEELING HE LIKED ME VERY MUCH BEFORE, BUT 62 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:52,130 ON MY VERY FIRST DAY ON THE JOB, HE PROMOTED ME TO HIS EXECUTIVE 63 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:53,298 ASSISTANT. 64 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:54,966 GUESS THEY'RE A LITTLE SHORT-STAFFED AT THE MOMENT. 65 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:56,301 UH, MAYBE THE RECESSION? 66 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:58,928 SO FAR, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO DO ANY SCIENCE STUFF, UH, BUT 67 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,263 THAT'S OKAY. 68 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,849 MOSTLY I ANSWER PHONES, SORT MAIL, AND MAKE SURE HE GETS HIS 69 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:06,352 MORNING COFFEE, JUST THE WAY HE LIKES IT -- WITH MILK AND 70 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:10,607 SUGAR -- AND ALSO ONE BLACK AND ALSO ONE BLACK WITH TWO SUGARS. 71 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,108 IT'S NO WONDER HE'S SO JUMPY. 72 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:14,527 THEN AGAIN, HE MIGHT JUST BE NERVOUS ABOUT THE BIG NEW 73 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:15,945 PROJECT HE'S LAUNCHING. 74 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:19,073 IT'S SO SUPER-HUSH-HUSH SECRET, THOUGH, EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT 75 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,116 IT IS YET. 76 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:22,911 SO, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY NEW HOME. 77 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,580 MAKING IT IN NEW YORK ON AN UNPAID INTERN'S UN-SALARY IS 78 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:28,249 PRETTY TOUGH, BUT HANK FOUND ME A RENT-CONTROLLED APARTMENT IN 79 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,626 THE WANT ADS. 80 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:33,171 THE AD SAID IT WAS COZY, AND THE LANDLORD SAID A GUY DIED IN 81 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:36,591 HERE, BUT WITH A LITTLE THRIFTY REDECORATING, I'VE MANAGED TO 82 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:37,967 MAKE IT A HOME. 83 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,762 I DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY FOR ENTERTAINMENT, SO MOST NIGHTS I 84 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,764 JUST STAY HOME AND MAKE MY OWN FUN. 85 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:45,433 I ALSO LEARNED TO COOK FOR MYSELF, AND THE K RATIONS 86 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:48,353 SERGEANT HATRED LEFT ME SHOULD LAST ME ALL SUMMER LONG. 87 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:51,481 WELL, THAT'S ABOUT ALL THE TIME I HAVE FOR THIS EDITION OF THE 88 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:52,857 "VENTURE HOME NEWS." 89 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:59,072 THIS IS DEANIE V., SAYING SEE YOU NEXT TIME, VENTURE-OOS! 90 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:02,659 [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] WHO IS IT? 91 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,202 >> Dr. Venture: OPEN UP, BOY. 92 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:08,331 I THINK THE RATS CAN SMELL THE COMBOS IN MY BAG. 93 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:08,957 HELLO, SON! 94 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:09,958 >> Dean: DADDY! 95 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:10,750 >> Dr. Venture: SURPRISED TO SEE ME? 96 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,085 OH, GEEZ, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 97 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,920 WHAT, ARE YOU WAITING FOR JACOB RIIS TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE? 98 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,338 >> Dean: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 99 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,965 >> Dr. Venture: I GOT HOOKED! 100 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,383 I'M BONKERS FOR BROADWAY! 101 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:21,219 YEAH, AFTER HATRED AND I TOOK IN "THE MUSIC MAN" LAST WEEK, I 102 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:24,013 BOUGHT MY WALKMAN BACK FROM HANK'S STORE AND LOADED IT UP 103 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,139 WITH SHOW TUNES. 104 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,641 NOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT SWEET STUFF. 105 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:27,308 >> Dean: HANK HAS A STORE? 106 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,309 >> Dr. Venture: OOH! 107 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,644 I WANT TO TAKE IN ALL THE BIG SHOWS. 108 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,145 OH, DO YOU MIND IF I CRASH HERE FOR ABOUT A WEEK? 109 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,188 >> Dean: A WEEK?! 110 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:33,606 I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S ROOM HERE FOR -- 111 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:34,857 >> Dr. Venture: I GET IT. 112 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,651 YOU'RE WORRIED THE OLD MAN'S GONNA CRAMP YOUR STYLE. 113 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:39,570 HERE, LOOK -- WHENEVER YOU WANT THE PLACE TO YOURSELF, JUST TIE 114 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:43,658 THIS AROUND THE DOORKNOB, AND PRESTO -- NO MOLESTE -- OLD 115 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:44,909 COLLEGE TRICK. 116 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,036 IN FACT, I THINK THIS IS MY TIE FROM COLLEGE. 117 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,747 MY LUC TIE -- MEOW. 118 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,833 YEAH, ONLY IT GOES ON THE OUTSIDE. 119 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:55,211 >> Dean: WELL [YAWNS] I SURE WOULD LOVE TO CATCH UP WITH YOU, 120 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:57,338 POP, BUT I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING, SO I -- 121 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,464 >> Dr. Venture: WELL, GO ON. 122 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,298 GO ON. 123 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,675 DON'T LET ME GET IN YOUR WAY. 124 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:01,884 JUST GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. 125 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,887 YOU'LL NEVER EVEN KNOW I WAS HERE. 126 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,848 ♪ YA ♪ DAT DAT DAT DAT 127 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,850 ♪ DAT DAT DA ♪ YADA DADA DA, YADA DADA DA 128 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:09,976 OH, DON'T MIND ME. 129 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:12,186 I HAD THIS DYNAMITE IDEA FOR A NEW MUSICAL. 130 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,981 JUST WANTED TO JOT DOWN A FEW NOTES BEFORE I FORGET THEM. 131 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:15,857 OKAY... 132 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,776 [ KEYS CLACKING ] ♪ BA BA 133 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,945 ♪ YADA DADA DADA ♪ YADA 134 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:24,407 ♪ YADA, YADA, YADA ♪ DAT DAT DAT DA 135 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:25,533 >> Underbheit: AHH. 136 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:26,826 OHH. UGH! 137 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:29,996 >> SAY, BARON UNDERBHEIT, WHAT'S ALL THE HUBBUB? 138 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,456 >> Underbheit: OHH! 139 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:34,459 I JUST WANT TO ARCH MY NEMESIS, BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND ALL THESE 140 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,710 FORMS! 141 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:38,046 UND I CAN'T GET ANYONE FROM THE GUILD ON THE PHONE. 142 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:42,383 >> Phantom Limb: SOUNDS LIKE YOU TWO NEED THE REVENGE SOCIETY. 143 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,303 NOW, UH, GENTLEMEN, BEFORE WE START INTERVIEWING POTENTIAL 144 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:48,848 CANDIDATES, YOU NEED TO KEEP ONE THING IN MIND -- "S.P.A.W.M." 145 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,725 >> Underbheit: THAT AWFUL COMIC BOOK? 146 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:51,726 >> OH, AND THAT MOVIE? 147 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,061 WHAT WAS MARTIN SHEEN THINKING? 148 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,395 >> Phantom Limb: NOT "SPAWN." 149 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,356 S.P.A.W.M. -- IT'S AN ACRONYM FOR THE CLASSIC PANOPLY OF 150 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,902 POWERS EVERY PROFESSIONAL VILLAIN TEAM NEEDS -- SPEED, 151 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,779 POWER, AIR, WATER, MAGIC. 152 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:05,406 THE "W" CAN ALSO STAND FOR "WIND" OR "WEATHER," BUT YOU 153 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,909 DEFINITELY NEED AT LEAST ONE ELEMENTAL IN THE MIX. 154 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:10,578 >> Underbheit: OOH, LIKE A FIRE GUY -- THAT WOULD BE COOL. 155 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:13,748 >> WELL, GUESS WHAT, CHICKEN BUTT, FELLAS -- GOOD NEWS. 156 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:16,084 >> AAH! 157 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,752 >> EH? WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 158 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,170 YES, SIR. 159 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:23,257 THANKS TO THIS LITTLE DYNAMO, IMPOSSIBLE INDUSTRIES IS 100% 160 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,759 GREEN! 161 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:26,469 >> Phantom Limb: AND YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YOU TO BE A 162 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,720 SUPERVILLAIN. 163 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,681 THIS IS THE MOST DELICIOUSLY EVIL THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 164 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,683 >> Dean: UH, PROFESSOR IMPOSSIBLE? 165 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,268 I'M TAKING MY LUNCH NOW. 166 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,854 [ HORNS HONKING ] >> Dr. Venture: Psst! 167 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:37,897 Psst! 168 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,941 [ CLEARS THROAT ] DEAN? 169 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:41,025 DEAN, OVER HERE! 170 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,235 SIT DOWN AND ACT NATURAL. 171 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,195 >> Dean: I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING ME TO LUNCH. 172 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:46,280 >> Dr. Venture: BETTER YET -- I BROUGHT LUNCH TO YOU. 173 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:47,532 SACK LUNCH -- HERE YOU GO. 174 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:48,825 WE'RE SHARING THE FRIES. 175 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,619 ANYWAY, I HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE FOR ASKING YOU HERE. 176 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:55,373 I NEED YOU TO PERFORM A LITTLE, UH, SHALL WE SAY, INDUSTRIAL 177 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:56,457 ESPIONAGE. 178 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,417 >> Dean: [ SIGHS ] POP, EVEN IF I KNEW WHAT 179 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,670 PROFESSOR IMPOSSIBLE'S BIG SECRET PROJECT WAS, I'M NOT 180 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,505 ALLOWED TO -- >> Dr. Venture: NOT THAT. WAIT. 181 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:03,631 HE'S WORKING ON A SECRET PROJECT? 182 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:04,423 WHAT IS IT? 183 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:05,466 OH, WHATEVER. NEVER MIND. 184 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,634 JUST TAKE THIS. 185 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:09,428 [ COUGHS ] I'M GONNA NEED TWO DOZEN COPIES, 186 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:10,638 STAPLED AND COLLATED. 187 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,807 AND BE SURE EACH ONE GETS ONE OF THESE. 188 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:13,766 >> Dean: WHAT IS THIS? 189 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:14,475 >> Dr. Venture: MY MUSICAL! 190 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:15,601 I FINISHED IT! 191 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,229 IT'S ALL ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD, MY ADVENTURES... 192 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:21,274 ♪ MY SECRET LONGING FOR A BETTER WORLD ♪ 193 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,067 [ LAUGHS ] I'M GONNA HIT EVERY AGENT AND 194 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:23,901 PRODUCER IN TOWN. 195 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:24,777 >> DRED SCOTT! 196 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,154 WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? 197 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:28,239 >> Phantom Limb: WELL, YOU WERE THE ONE EAVESDROPPING. 198 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:30,992 >> HE MUMBLED SOMETHING ABOUT INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE, AND THEN 199 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:33,077 HE JUST KEPT TALKING ABOUT "ANNIE GET YOUR GUN." 200 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,495 DO YOU THINK IT'S SOME TYPE OF CODE? 201 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,038 >> Underbheit: [ GASPS ] HE'S ON TO US. 202 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,665 >> Phantom Limb: YOU'RE BOTH BEING PARANOID. 203 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:39,083 DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THIS IS? 204 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,627 THIS IS OPPORTUNITY KNOCKING AT OUR DOOR. 205 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:45,131 WHO DISFIGURED YOU FOR LIFE AND HELPED GIRL HITLER STEAL YOUR 206 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:46,507 THRONE? 207 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,010 WHO SEDUCED YOUR WIFE, THEN PASSED HER OFF TO HIS BROTHER 208 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:50,428 FOR SLOPPY SECONDS? 209 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:53,681 I'LL TELL YOU WHO -- THE VERY SAME CRETIN WHO ALLIED WITH HIS 210 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:56,851 OWN ENEMIES TO THWART ME AT CREMATION CREEK AND THE BATTLE 211 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:58,144 FOR THE ORB. 212 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:01,689 GENTLEMEN, THE REVENGE SOCIETY JUST LANDED ITS FIRST 213 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:06,611 ASSIGNMENT -- KILL DR. VENTURE! 214 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,196 >> WHAT? LIKE, RIGHT NOW? 215 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,322 >> Dr. Venture: MMM. OH. 216 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,657 [ WATCH BEEPS ] OH! CURTAIN'S IN 10 MINUTES. 217 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:12,658 BETTER HAIL A CAB. 218 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:13,993 TAXI! 219 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:16,078 NOW, I STILL HAVE TO WRITE ALL THE MUSIC, BUT THE REAL TRICK 220 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,622 WILL BE FINDING A GOOD RUSTY. 221 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:22,418 I NEED SOMEONE WITH A VOICE, REAL STAGE PRESENCE, SEX APPEAL. 222 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:24,128 OH, AND I'M PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO STAY IN TOWN FOR AN EXTRA 223 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,004 WEEK OR TWO. 224 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:26,547 >> Dean: OH, I DON'T KNOW, POP. 225 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,466 >> Dr. Venture: OH, NO, I WOULDN'T DREAM OF ASKING YOU, 226 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:29,217 SON. 227 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,259 I MEAN, YOU LOOK THE PART. 228 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,761 [ Laughing ] BUT YOU'RE A TERRIBLE ACTOR. 229 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:32,845 >> Dean: NO. WHAT? 230 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,305 I-I MEAN -- >> Dr. Venture: JUST AWFUL. 231 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:36,515 LOOK, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT AT HOME TONIGHT, OKAY? 232 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:37,892 HAVE FUN AT WORK, SON. 233 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:39,227 OH, MAKE THOSE COPIES. 234 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:43,022 BROADWAY DISTRICT, AND STEP ON IT. 235 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,398 >> HEY! 236 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:47,193 COMING UP NEXT ON TAXI TV, WE'VE GOT GREAT PLACES AROUND THE CITY 237 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,695 TO EAT, AND WE'LL BE TALKING TO A LOCAL MAN... 238 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,072 >> Dr. Venture: UGH. 239 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,406 TOUCH SCREENS NEVER WORK. 240 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:55,743 >> Phantom Limb: GREETINGS, DR. VENTURE. 241 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:58,329 THIS IS THE REVENGE SOCIETY. 242 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:01,540 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR UNDIVIDED 243 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,085 ATTENTION, LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY. 244 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:05,253 WE HAVE -- HELLO? 245 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,796 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 246 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:09,257 >> Dr. Venture: ♪ YADA-CHANTED EVENING ♪ 247 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:12,343 ♪ STRANGER >> Phantom Limb: UM... 248 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:15,930 UH, WH-- >> NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH GAS. 249 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:17,723 [ GAS HISSING ] >> Phantom Limb: NIGHTY-NIGHT, 250 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:18,891 DR. VENTURE. 251 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:22,228 PLEASANT SCREAMS. 252 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:26,774 >> Underbheit: [ COUGHS ] [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 253 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:32,613 [ HORNS HONKING ] >> GAH! 254 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:33,781 WHOA! 255 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:35,574 [ GRUNTING ] [ HORNS HONKING ] 256 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:47,420 END OF THE LINE, SIR. 257 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:49,463 PLEASE REMEMBER TO TAKE ALL YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS AND BE SURE 258 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,423 TO TIP YOUR DRIVER. 259 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:51,966 [ CHUCKLES ] >> Dr. Venture: WHAT? 260 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:52,883 THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU? 261 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:53,968 I JUST ALMOST GOT KILLED. 262 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,177 GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY. 263 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,971 I'M GONNA MISS THE OVERTURE. 264 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,222 >> [BLEEP] TOURISTS. 265 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,182 >> Phantom Limb: OKAY, THAT WAS CRAP. 266 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,350 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THERE? 267 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,185 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DITCHED THE CAB FARE. 268 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:03,978 ZOUNDS! 269 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,396 THAT VENTURE IS WILY PREY! 270 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,315 >> Phantom Limb: WHY ON EARTH DID YOU PUT THE SLEEP GAS IN THE 271 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,316 FRONT OF THE CAB? 272 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,984 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A GENIUS! 273 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,028 >> WELL, I'VE NEVER DONE THIS KIND OF THING BEFORE. 274 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,321 IT'S OUR FIRST MISSION AS A TEAM. 275 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,197 THERE ARE BOUND TO BE A FEW HICCUPS. 276 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,325 LET'S NOT SQUABBLE, HAMILTON. 277 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,659 >> Phantom Limb: VERY WELL. 278 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,036 POSITIVES? 279 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,079 ON THE UP SIDE, WERNER DID AN EXCELLENT JOB AS THE CABBIE -- 280 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,372 UNTIL YOU GASSED HIM! 281 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,833 >> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S JUST PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, FRIEND. 282 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,585 I SEE EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE. 283 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,837 >> Dean: SORRY I'M LATE, PROFESSOR IMPOSSIBLE. 284 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,173 YOU SEE, MY DAD STOPPED BY FOR LUNCH AND THE -- 285 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,507 [ GASPS ] PHANTOM LIMB! 286 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,010 >> Underbheit: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT [BLEEP] OUT THERE? 287 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,595 >> Dean: BARON UNDERBEIT! 288 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:42,475 >> NOW, NOW, DEAN, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT APPEARS, SO LET'S ALL 289 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:45,728 TRY TO JUST KEEP CALM. 290 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,105 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] [ GROANS ] 291 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,482 >> Underbheit: AAH! 292 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:53,235 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] >> HOT SANDWICH! 293 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:56,030 YOU'VE MURDERED THE VENTURE BOY. 294 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:01,911 AAH! 295 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,537 >> AH, GOOD. 296 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,372 YOU'RE UP. 297 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,206 >> Dean: OH, THANK GOODNESS. 298 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:06,082 YOU GOT AWAY FROM THEM? 299 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,875 >> [ Chuckling ] OH, NO, DEAN. 300 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,085 THOSE FELLOWS ARE WITH ME. 301 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,503 >> Dean: AAH! 302 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:14,548 >> I THINK MAYBE IT'S TIME I LET SOMEONE IN ON MY BIG SECRET 303 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:15,633 PROJECT. 304 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,009 >> Phantom Limb: OUR SECRET PROJECT. 305 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,719 >> YOU SEE, I'VE KNOWN WERNER THERE SINCE HE WAS A STUDENT OF 306 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,096 MINE. 307 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,098 AND HAMILTON AND I GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO YOUR GRANDFATHER'S 308 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,766 BOYS' BRIGADE DAYS. 309 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:27,269 BUT THEIR LIVES TOOK A DIFFERENT TURN WHEN THEY BOTH SUFFERED 310 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,731 HORRIBLE, DISFIGURING ACCIDENTS WHICH LEFT THEM UNABLE TO WORK. 311 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:34,568 THEY SOON FOUND THEMSELVES ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW JUST 312 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,986 TO MAKE ENDS MEET. 313 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,948 AND NOW THAT THEY'VE SERVED THEIR TIME, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR 314 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,826 A WAY TO BECOME USEFUL, PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF SOCIETY 315 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:45,121 AGAIN -- ONLY NO ONE WILL HIRE THEM BECAUSE OF THEIR CRIMINAL 316 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,497 RECORDS. 317 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,834 NOW, DOES THAT SOUND LIKE THE AMERICA YOU WANT TO LIVE IN, 318 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:50,668 YOUNG DEAN? 319 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:51,627 >> Dean: NO, SIR. 320 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,962 >> ME NEITHER, YOUNGSTER. 321 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,257 SO, THAT'S WHY, STARTING TOMORROW, IMPOSSIBLE INDUSTRIES 322 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:59,218 IS LAUNCHING THE IMPOSSI-CARE SECOND CHANCE EMPLOYMENT 323 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:00,386 PROGRAM. 324 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,847 >> Dean: THAT'S WHAT ALL THE SECRECY WAS ABOUT? 325 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,098 >> [ LAUGHS ] OF COURSE. 326 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,433 WHAT? 327 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,601 YOU DIDN'T THINK I WENT ALL EVIL OR SOMETHING, DID YOU? 328 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,311 [ LAUGHS ] OH, THAT IS RICH. 329 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,231 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING FOR ME FOR ME NOW, ANYWAY? 330 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,524 >> Dean: ABOUT A WEEK. 331 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,485 >> WELL, I THINK YOU'RE WAY OVERDUE FOR A PROMOTION. 332 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,111 >> Dean: I-I AM? 333 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,446 >> YES, SIRREE. 334 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,824 STARTING TOMORROW, I'M MAKING YOU OUR NEW HEAD OF HUMAN 335 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,033 RESOURCES! 336 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,160 >> Dean: REALLY? 337 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,453 >> GOOD NIGHT, LAD! 338 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,997 REMEMBER -- PROMOTION, HUMAN RESOURCES, ME NOT EVIL! 339 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:28,706 GOOD NIGHT! 340 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:29,498 >> Dean: WOW. 341 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,333 [ SIGHS ] OW! 342 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,668 >> Dr. Venture: SORRY. 343 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,254 TH-THERE WAS A PROWLER ON THE FIRE ESCAPE EARLIER. 344 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:36,714 DID YOU MAKE MY COPIES? 345 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,758 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> Dean: OKAY, PEOPLE, I WANT 346 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,135 TWO ORDERLY LINES! 347 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:44,680 IF YOUR NAME STARTS WITH "A" THROUGH "J," I WANT YOU TO LINE 348 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,307 UP OVER HERE TO MY LEFT. 349 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,767 K's THROUGH R's, YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT. 350 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,853 >> WHAT IF YOUR NAME STARTS WITH NO EARTHLY LETTER? 351 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,188 >> Phantom Limb: UGH. 352 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,482 I THOUGHT MANHATTAN WAS THE EPICENTER OF SUPERVILLAINY. 353 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,817 IT LOOKS MORE LIKE THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS OUT THERE. 354 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:57,860 >> Underbheit: COME ON. 355 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:58,944 GIVE ME SOME ROOM HERE. 356 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,946 >> WELL, IT WASN'T DESIGNED FOR THREE. 357 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,031 WHO KNEW? 358 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,158 OKAY, DEAN, WHO'S FIRST? 359 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,701 >> POLYGAMY! MR. POLYGAMY! 360 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:09,163 AND THIS IS MRS. POLYGAMY, MRS. POLYGAMY, MRS. POLYGAMY, 361 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,456 AND MRS. POLYGAMY. 362 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:15,211 >> SO, WHAT EXACTLY DOES MAGIC UNDERWEAR DO? 363 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,337 >> CHUK-LUK! 364 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,630 ZHHHHH. 365 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,216 >> Underbheit: UM, WAS SOMETHING SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? 366 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,926 >> YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT? 367 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,052 I JUST GREW BIGGER. 368 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,178 >> Phantom Limb: NO, YOU DIDN'T. 369 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,556 >> I DID -- LIKE, AT LEAST 2 INCHES, MAYBE 3. 370 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,474 HE SAW IT. 371 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,850 >> I THINK, UM... 372 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,852 YES, I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE. 373 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,062 >> Phantom Limb: NO. 374 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,605 LOOK! LOOK -- HE'S ON HIS TOES! 375 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,065 >> FAT CHANCE. 376 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,943 AND BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR LITTLE WEIGHT-IST JUDGMENTS, I GOT THIS 377 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,612 WAY 'CAUSE OF A BOTCHED SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT. 378 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:42,696 >> YOU ARE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, FRIEND. 379 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,906 >> TELL ME ABOUT IT. 380 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,200 >> YEAH, SO, BASICALLY THE ACCIDENT TRANSFORMED MY BODY 381 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,827 INTO A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, AND NOW I CAN PULL 382 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,121 STUFF OUT OF TIME AND SPACE THROUGH MY DUODENUM. 383 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,206 BOOM. 384 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,458 >> Phantom Limb: AND YOU FIND THAT...USEFUL? 385 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,876 >> SOMETIMES. 386 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,837 >> LADYHAWK JOHNSON, AND THE LITTLE FELLA BUZZING IN YOUR EAR 387 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,840 THERE IS MY HUSBAND AND PARTNER OF 40 YEARS, MR. LYNDON BEE. 388 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:05,010 >> Phantom Limb: AND WHAT ARE YOUR SPECIAL POWERS? 389 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:09,056 >> WELL, BY NIGHT, I TURN INTO A HAWK, BUT BY DAY, HE'S A BEE, 390 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,850 AND NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEET, EXCEPT DURING A ECLIPSE, OF 391 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,269 COURSE! 392 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,896 >> WELL, OF COURSE, WE'LL HAVE TO INTERVIEW MR. BEE SEPARATELY, 393 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,773 WHEN HE'S, UM... 394 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,483 >> Underbheit: NOT A BEE. 395 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,944 >> WELL, TELL HIM "HI" FOR ME, WILL YOU? 396 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:28,367 >> SO, UM, I-I-I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND YOUR RéSUMé. 397 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:32,079 UH, DEAN, CAN YOU BRING ME THE PAPERWORK ON, UH -- 398 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,081 WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN? 399 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,250 >> Phantom Limb: SO, UM, HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT 400 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,918 THE REVENGE SOCIETY? 401 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,755 >> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> Underbheit: UH...WHERE MIGHT 402 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,924 WE KNOW SOME OF YOUR WORK FROM? 403 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,384 >> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> AAH! 404 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,927 >> Dean: HE'S NOT ON THE LIST. 405 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:47,803 I-I'M SORRY. 406 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,388 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GOT IN HERE. 407 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,682 >> AND HE'S GOT A KNIFE... 408 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,058 SUPER POWER. 409 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,685 >> BRICK FROG! 410 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,186 >> Phantom Limb: THANK YOU! 411 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,688 UGH. WORSE THAN USELESS. 412 00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:01,442 HARDLY ANY OF THEM ARE WORTHY OF THE REVENGE SOCIETY. 413 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,736 >> DEAN, THAT'LL BE ALL FOR TODAY. 414 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,946 >> Dean: UH, YOU STILL HAVE ONE MORE INTERVIEW, SIR. 415 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,490 THIS GENTLEMAN'S BEEN WAITING SINCE SUNDOWN. 416 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,909 [ SIREN WAILING ] PHEW. 417 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,120 >> Dr. Venture: [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] 418 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,330 >> Dean: WHAT? 419 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,874 >> Dr. Venture: [ LAUGHING ] >> Dean: [ GROANS ] 420 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:17,541 EW. 421 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,293 >> Dr. Venture: YES! 422 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,837 QUICK -- WHAT'S THE MOST POPULAR MUSICAL IN GERMANY? 423 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,006 >> Dean: WHAT? UH -- >> Dr. Venture: "STARLIGHT 424 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:24,923 EXPRESS," EXACTLY! 425 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,175 WHOO! 426 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,969 YEAH, ROLLER SKATES -- THE WHOLE CAST. 427 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,804 "RUST!" NEEDS A GIMMICK TO HOOK THE FOREIGN INVESTORS. 428 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,640 >> Dean: BUT WHY DID YOU -- >> Dr. Venture: OH, THAT? 429 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,642 YEAH, IT KEPT GETTING CAUGHT IN MY WHEEL, SO I JUST TOSSED IT 430 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,768 OUT THERE WITH THE REST OF THE -- 431 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:38,228 OH! YOU -- YOU THOUGHT I WAS -- [ LAUGHS ] 432 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,439 HE KNOWS HIS OLD MAN. 433 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:41,815 >> Dean: WHY IS THIS HERE?! 434 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,651 >> Dr. Venture: IT WAS BLOCKING MY CENTER STAGE. 435 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,361 >> Dean: I HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET! 436 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,362 >> Dr. Venture: NUMBER ONE? 437 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,279 USE THE TUB. THAT'S WHAT I DO. 438 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,323 >> Dean: URRRRGH! 439 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:53,994 >> Underbheit: OH, MEIN GOTT, YOU GUYS WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT I 440 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,245 FOUND ON THE COPY MACHINE. 441 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,246 >> Phantom Limb: OH! 442 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,207 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> Dr. Venture: ♪ YADA DA 443 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,086 RUSTY ♪ ♪ SUPER 444 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:07,925 ♪ MY NAME IS RUSTY ♪ IT'S RUSTY VENTURE 445 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:12,429 ♪ BOY ADVENTURER OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 446 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:16,308 >> Dean: [ SIGHS ] >> THAT GUY BOTHERING YOU? 447 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,309 >> Dean: KIND OF. 448 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,519 >> Shh. I UNDERSTAND. 449 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,395 YOU CAN'T TALK. 450 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,396 YOU NEED HELP. 451 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,356 JUST BLINK TWICE IF HE'S YOUR PIMP. 452 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,273 >> Dean: NO. WHAT? 453 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,149 NO, HE'S MY DAD. 454 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,317 >> OH. 455 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,695 SO, UH, WHAT BRINGS YOU TWO TO THE BIG APPLE, THEN? 456 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,947 >> Dean: WELL, I GOT THIS INTERNSHIP AT 457 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,449 IMPOSSIBLE INDUSTRIES, BUT -- >> SUPERSCIENCE, HUH? 458 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,951 YEAH, I USED TO BE IN THAT RACKET MYSELF. 459 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:34,660 >> Dean: REALLY? 460 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:35,494 WHY'D YOU GIVE IT UP? 461 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:36,870 >> PFFT. YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT IT. 462 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,623 YEAH, I HAD A LITTLE MISHAP IN THE LAB BACK WHEN I WAS WORKING 463 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,418 ON MY IRRADIATED SPIDER THESIS -- KIND OF SOURED ME ON 464 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,002 THE WHOLE SUPERSCIENCE DEAL. 465 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,462 >> Dean: MM. 466 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,006 YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY SURE I WANT TO BE A SUPERSCIENTIST, EITHER, 467 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,843 BUT MY DAD REALLY WANTS ME TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS. 468 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,554 >> YEAH, I CAN SEE WHY YOU REALLY WOULDN'T WANT TO DO THAT. 469 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,472 BUT, HEY, YOU'RE WORKING WITH PROFESSOR IMPOSSIBLE NOW. 470 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,557 THAT'S "A"-LIST. 471 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,225 YOU COULD PRACTICALLY WRITE YOUR OWN TICKET. 472 00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,727 >> Dean: YEAH, YOU'D THINK, RIGHT? 473 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,229 I MEAN, I THOUGHT THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT THERE, BUT IT'S 474 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,231 JUST THE SAME OLD STORY -- DO NOTHING ALL DAY. 475 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,151 THEN A BUNCH OF GUYS IN COSTUMES COME OUT AND BOTHER YOU. 476 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,068 I COULD GET THAT AT HOME. 477 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,403 >> HMM. 478 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,573 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY WOULD RATHER BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE. 479 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:15,409 >> Dean: WHAT I REALLY WANT TO BE IS A BOY REPORTER. 480 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,577 >> I'M -- I'M SORRY. 481 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,705 WHAT IS THAT ENCHANTING MUSIC? 482 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,833 >> Dr. Venture: ♪ THE DREAMS I BURIED ♪ 483 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:26,253 ♪ WITH ROBOT FINGERS >> Dean: DADDY? 484 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,838 DADDY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 485 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,840 >> Dr. Venture: ♪ WHY, RUSTY >> Dean: I'VE GIVEN IT A LOT OF 486 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,467 THOUGHT, AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION. 487 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,468 ARE YOU LISTENING? 488 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,762 >> Dr. Venture: ♪ THE MAN OF ACTION ♪ 489 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,598 ♪ LIKE MUSCLE MOTHERS >> Dean: FINE. 490 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:42,728 >> Dr. Venture: ♪ NOT BROTHERS >> Both: ♪ ON GRAND ADVENTURES 491 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:47,274 ♪ THEY PUSHED ME WITH THEM ♪ FOR MAYHEM 492 00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:51,945 ♪ WHO'S RUSTY? >> Dr. Venture: ♪ I'M 493 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:59,286 RUSTY-Y-Y ♪ >> ♪ I'M RUSTY-Y-Y 494 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,038 >> Dr. Venture: EVER DONE ANY MUSICAL THEATER? 495 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,748 >> WELL, I WAS IN "SOUND OF MUSIC" WHEN I WAS A 496 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:03,749 KID. 497 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,667 OH, AND I HAVE PERFECT SPIDER PITCH. 498 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,795 >> Dr. Venture: I'VE FOUND MY RUSTY. 499 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:12,466 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] >> Dr. Venture: HELLO? 500 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,634 >> DR. VENTURE? 501 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:14,760 >> Dr. Venture: YES, THIS IS THADDEUS S. VENTURE. 502 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:15,928 TO WHOM AM I SPEAKING? 503 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,931 >> YEAH, THIS IS, UH, FRANK BIGTIME FROM, UH, 504 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,599 BIGTIME PRODUCTIONS. 505 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,352 I JUST READ YOUR "RUST!" SCRIPT, AND I GOT TO TELL YOU -- I THINK 506 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,520 IT'S DYNAMITE STUFF. 507 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,729 CAN YOU COME IN FOR A MEETING? 508 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:26,772 >> Dr. Venture: UH, SURE! WHEN? 509 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:27,898 >> HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW? 510 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,650 >> Dr. Venture: WELL, NOW WORKS FOR ME, TOO. 511 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:30,526 WHERE ARE YOU AT? 512 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,485 >> IMPOSSIBLE PLAZA. 513 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:32,486 >> Dr. Venture: IMPOSSIBLE PLAZA? 514 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,862 [ CHUCKLES ] I GUESS I'M NOT THE ONLY 515 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,656 SUPERSCIENTIST WHO NEEDS RENTERS TO PAY THE MORTGAGE, HUH? 516 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:36,490 >> WHAT? 517 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,324 >> Dr. Venture: OH, NOTHING. 518 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,450 I'LL BE THERE. 519 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,953 [ FOOTSTEPS POUNDING ] TAXI! 520 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,330 IMPOSSIBLE PLAZA, AND STEP ON IT. 521 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,749 >> Underbheit: YOU GOT IT, BUDDY. 522 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,543 [ KEYS CLACKING ] [ CHUCKLES ] 523 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:03,141 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] >> Dr. Venture: UH, HELLO? 524 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,893 HELLO? 525 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,942 >> Dean: WHAT? 526 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,111 [ GROANS ] >> Dr. Venture: HELLO? HELLO? 527 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,487 HELLO? 528 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,531 >> Phantom Limb: THANK YOU FOR COMING ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE, 529 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,033 DR. VENTURE >> Dr. Venture: PHANTOM LIMB?! 530 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:20,868 WAIT. 531 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:21,994 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE A PRODUCER NOW? 532 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,538 >> Phantom Limb: YES, AND THE REVIEWS ARE IN. 533 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:28,709 I'M AFRAID RUSTY WILL BE ENDING HIS RUN ON BROADWAY TONIGHT. 534 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:32,045 OF COURSE, I'LL HAVE TO CONSULT WITH MY PARTNERS FIRST. 535 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,339 >> THINK YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE, SLIM? 536 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,632 FAT CHANCE! 537 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:39,011 >> Dr. Venture: [ GASPING ] >> YOU SHALL NOT SEEK -- AND I 538 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,347 WILL NOT ACCEPT -- YOUR ESCAPE. 539 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,307 >> Dr. Venture: AAH! 540 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,726 >> Underbheit: GOING DOWN? 541 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:46,727 >> BOO! 542 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:50,564 >> Phantom Limb: TAKE A BOW, DR. VENTURE! 543 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:53,817 THIS IS YOUR FINAL CURTAIN CALL! 544 00:19:53,901 --> 00:20:00,115 [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] >> Dr. Venture: AAH! 545 00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,700 >> Underbheit: WAY TO GO, NEW GUY! 546 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:02,576 >> WHAT? 547 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,161 I COULDN'T SEE YOUR INVISIBLE LEG! 548 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:09,166 WHY THE HELL'S IT GOT TO BE SO DARK IN HERE, ANYWAY, HUH? 549 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,292 >> Dean: UH... 550 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,252 AH! 551 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:16,089 [ GASPS ] >> Phantom Limb: WHERE DI-- 552 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,216 WHAT -- WHERE IN BLAZES DID HE GO?! 553 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,426 >> AW, GEEZ. 554 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,929 AW, HE MUST HAVE GOT SUCKED INTO MY ENIGMA HOLE. 555 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,096 >> CODY? 556 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:23,889 >> AAH! 557 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,183 >> Dean: UH, REMAIN CALM, SIR! 558 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,768 I WILL SAVE YOU! 559 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:31,897 [ KEYPAD BEEPS ] >> AAH! AAH! AAH! 560 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,857 >> Dean: DON'T -- STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! 561 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,025 STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! 562 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,485 [ KEYPAD BEEPS ] SIR! 563 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,152 >> AAH! AAH! 564 00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:37,945 >> Dean: WAIT! 565 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,989 >> AAH! 566 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,574 >> Dean: WAIT! 567 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,909 WAIT, MAN ON FIRE! 568 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:46,828 >> HEY, I TOLD YOU -- I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT GOES, OKAY? 569 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,372 IT'S COMPLETELY RANDOM. 570 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:51,250 THIS ONE TIME, DURING A BANK HEIST, I PULLED A SLIP 'N SLIDE, 571 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,252 THE BEACH BOYS' "PET SOUNDS," AND HALF A FREAKIN' ROMAN LEGION 572 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:54,962 OUT OF THERE. 573 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:59,633 >> AAH! 574 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,259 >> Dean: FIRE, PROFESSOR IMPOSSIBLE! 575 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,261 IT'S FIRE! 576 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,682 PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING VIA THE FIRE STAIRS IN A CALM, 577 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:07,849 ORDERLY MANNER. 578 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,726 [ PANTING ] >> QUICKLY, GENTLEMEN -- TO THE 579 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,936 IMPOSSI-CAR! 580 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,980 >> Underbheit: BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE CALLING IT 581 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,024 THE REVENGE MOBILE NOW. 582 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:22,280 >> Dr. Venture: ♪ I'M RUSTY ♪ I'M RUSTY 583 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:34,292 ♪ THE MAN OF ACTION ♪ LIKE MUSCLE MOTHERS 584 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:39,298 ♪ NOT BROTHERS ♪ ON GRAND ADVENTURES 585 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:43,468 ♪ THEY PUSH ME WITH THEM ♪ FOR MAYHEM 586 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,928 ♪ HE'S RUSTY 587 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,513 >> Hank: HEY. >> Dean: HEY. 588 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:47,806 >> Hank: HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER? 589 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,642 >> Dean: WELL, I THINK I MAY HAVE WATCHED MY CAREER IN 590 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,185 SUPERSCIENCE GO UP IN SMOKE. 591 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:55,105 BUT I MAY HAVE MANAGED TO PULL MY DREAMS FROM THE ASHES. 592 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:55,272 HOW WAS YOURS? 593 00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:56,606 HOW WAS YOURS? 594 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,526 >> Hank: OH, FROM WHAT I HEAR, IT WAS AMAZING. 595 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,194 >> Dean: H-HAVE YOU SEEN POP? 596 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,947 HE LEFT NEW YORK WITHOUT EVEN SAYING GOODBYE. 597 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:08,535 DADDY? 598 00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:09,202 >> PUH! 599 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,704 YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. 600 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:11,705 >> Dr. Venture: OW! 601 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,165 ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST TAKE IT EASY. 602 00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:14,332 >> YOU JUST ZIP IT, MISTER! 603 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,959 AND KEEP TO YOUR OWN DIMENSION FROM NOW ON. 604 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,044 >> Dr. Venture: FINE. 605 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,712 I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOUR DIMENSION, ANYWAY. 606 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:19,838 IT'S AN ASSHOLE DIMENSION. 607 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,131 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 608 00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,300 >> OH, NICE POTTY MOUTH IN FRONT OF THE BOYS. 609 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,886 LOOK, YOU'RE THE DEAN OF THIS DIMENSION, RIGHT? 610 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,847 EXPLAIN TO THE UNTALENTED MR. RIPLEY HERE HE CAN'T JUST 611 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,933 WALTZ INTO MY DIMENSION AND TRY TO KILL ME WITH A ROCK AND 612 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:35,937 REPLACE ME JUST BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE MORE HAIR, MORE MONEY, 613 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,774 AND A HIT PLAY ON BROADWAY! 614 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:44,905 >> Dr. Venture: ♪ I'M RUSTY ♪ I'M RUSTY