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I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW
IMPORTANT THIS MISSION IS.
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THE TARGETS SHOULD ALREADY BE
FAMILIAR TO YOU ALL, AS SHOULD
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YOUR ASSIGNED ROLES.
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MY ASSISTANT IS DISTRIBUTING
YOUR FINAL ITINERARIES, AND SOME
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OF THE DETAILS HAVE CHANGED, SO
LET'S REVIEW.
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SAMSON?
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>> Brock: TRANSPORTATION,
>> Dr. Venture: HAVE YOU
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ACQUIRED A VEHICLE YET?
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>> Brock: AFFIRMATIVE.
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SPHINX COMMANDEERED A LIMO ON
OUR LAST JOB IN PARAGUAY.
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>> Dr. Venture: PERFECT.
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AND, UH, GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK,
SAMSON.
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HATRED?
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>> SECURITY -- I'M TO SECURE
THE --
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>> Dr. Venture: SERGEANT, WHAT
THE HELL'S GOING ON WITH YOUR
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FACE?
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>> YOU LIKE IT? IT'S A BIG "V!"
>> Dr. Venture: SO, WHAT ARE
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YOU -- "SERGEANT VATRED" NOW?
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>> NAH, IT STANDS FOR "VENTURE."
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I HAD THE OTHERS REMOVED -- ALL
EXCEPT THE FOR "D," 'CAUSE, LET
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ME TELL YOU, THAT IS A TENDER
VITTLES DOWN THERE.
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>> Dr. Venture: WHITE?
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>> Pete: AURAL ENHANCEMENT.
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>> Dr. Venture: WHERE'S YOUR
EQUIPMENT?
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>> Pete: THIS IS ALL I NEED.
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>> Dr. Venture: ORPHEUS?
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>> Dr. Orpheus: REFRESHMENTS.
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NOW, I'VE ACQUIRED THE RECIPE
FOR AN ENCHANTING SORT OF SPICED
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FRUIT PUNCH --
>> NON-ALCOHOLIC, I PRESUME.
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>> Dr. Orpheus: OF COURSE.
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AND FOR HORS D'OEUVRES, WE HAVE
VEGAN SPRING ROLLS.
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>> Dr. Venture: VEGAN?!
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COME ON, ORPHEUS!
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GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
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I WANT TO SEE PIGS IN BLANKETS.
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I WANT TO HEAR FAJITAS SIZZLING,
COMPRENDE?
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AND I GOT TO HAVE MY BAKED
CLAMS -- GOT TO.
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AL?
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>> DECORATING COMMITTEE -- BIG
SURPRISE.
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>> Dr. Venture: STATUS?
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>> SINGLE BUT LOOKING.
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>> Dr. Venture: OF THE
DECORATIONS.
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>> YOU GOT TO GIVE ME A BIGGER
BUDGET HERE.
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>> Dr. Venture: UH, SUBMIT A
PETTY-CASH REQUEST TO MY
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ASSISTANT.
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BILLY, MAKE SURE YOU GET
RECEIPTS.
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TWILIGHT?
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>> CUSTODIAN?!
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YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
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>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT,
PEOPLE.
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WE LAUNCH AT 2100 HOURS.
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SYNCHRONIZE WATCHES.
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AT MY MARK, IT'LL BE 17:01.
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NO, 17:02, 17:03, 17:04 -- WAIT,
THAT'S WAY TOO FAST.
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WHAT?
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OH, I HAD IT IN STOPWATCH MODE.
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OKAY, THE TIME IS NOW...
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TETRIS?
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NEVER MIND.
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EVERYONE JUST BE DRESSED AND
READY IN LIKE AN HOUR, OKAY?
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ANY QUESTIONS?
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YES, DEAN?
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>> Dean: UM, WHAT'S OUR MISSION?
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>> Dr. Venture: YOUR MISSION?
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YOUR MISSION IS TO HAVE THE BEST
[BLEEP] DAMN HOME-SCHOOL PROM
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$500 CAN BUY!
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>> GAW!
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IT'S LIKE TRYING TO DRIVE A
GREEN MACHINE MADE OUT OF
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CEMENT.
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WHY DIDN'T WE JUST TAKE ONE OF
THE JETS?
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>> 'CAUSE IF WE'RE ABOUT TO GET
IN A PISSING CONTEST WITH THE
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O.S.I., I WANT TO BE HOLDING THE
BIGGEST PUD WE'VE GOT.
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>> SO, YOU NERVOUS ABOUT GOING
BACK?
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>> WHY SHOULD I BE?
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IT'LL BE LIKE ALL REUNIONS,
EXCEPT THIS HOMECOMING QUEEN GOT
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FAT ON RED TAPE AND BUREAUCRATIC
BIG MACS.
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>> AND SHE CAN HAVE YOU EXECUTED
FOR TREASON.
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
NOT WHILE WE'RE HANGING ON TO
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THE STAR QUARTERBACK.
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>> STILL, THIS IS REALLY KIND OF
NICE.
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>> WHAT IS?
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>> YOU KNOW, JUST DOING A
MISSION WITH YOU.
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YOU USUALLY BRING BROCK AND
SHORELEAVE.
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>> WELL, THEY HAVE THEIR OWN
MISSION, SO --
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>> AND, YEAH, I'LL SAY IT -- IT
HURTS SOMETIMES.
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BUT THIS -- THIS IS NICE.
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>> EYES ON THE ROAD,
MR. SENSITIVE.
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ZIP UP THAT DAMN JUMP SUIT!
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[ BEEPING ]
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>> COMING UP ON O.S.I. BASE.
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>> ALL RIGHT. CLOSE ENOUGH.
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WE STILL DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A
TRAP.
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>> OH, COME ON.
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SOME OF THE YOUNGLINGS HAVE
NEVER EVEN SEEN HER.
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>> ALL RIGHT, FINE!
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COME AND SIT ON DADDY'S LAP,
KIDDIES.
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I GIVE YOU THE O.S.I.
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HOVER-QUARTERS.
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>> WOW.
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NEVER SEEN NOTHING THAT BIG.
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>> IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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>> A CITY IN THE CLOUDS.
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>> ALL RIGHT, YOU HAD YOUR
EYEFUL.
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POP THE CLOAK AND CIRCLE AT A
SAFE DISTANCE TILL I RADIO THE
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ALL-CLEAR.
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>> CIRCLE?
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IT'S LIKE I'M DRIVING A FLYING
HOUSING PROJECT.
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I COULD MAYBE OCTAGON.
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>> Pete: SET. SET. CHECK.
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CHECK ONE. CHECK. TISDALE.
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ASHLEY TISDALE. CHECK.
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>> Quizboy: WAIT, YOU'RE PLAYING
THE FUN BOY THREE VERSION OF
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"OUR LIPS ARE SEALED"?
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>> Pete: AH, THE GO-GO'S ARE A
LITTLE STALE.
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>> Quizboy: OH, AND
FUN BOY THREE IS SPRINGTIME
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FRESH?
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PLUS, IT'S DEPRESSING.
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IT'S A PROM, NOT A FUNERAL.
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>> Pete: ALL RIGHT.
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JUST FOR THAT, I'M NOT GONNA
PLAY "PUSH IT."
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>> Quizboy: BUT OUR DANCE!
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WE'VE BEEN REHEARSING ALL WEEK!
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>> Dr. Orpheus: OOH!
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AN ICE SCULPTURE SHAPED LIKE OUR
YOUNG GRADUATES.
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HOW MARVELOUS.
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>> Dr. Venture: AL'S IDEA.
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BUT GUESS WHO HAD TO SHELL OUT
TWO BIG ONES FOR 20 GALLONS OF
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FROZEN WATER, HMM?
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WATER!
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OH, DON'T BOTHER SPIKING THE
PUNCH.
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BEEN THERE, DONE THAT --
CRèME DE MENTHE.
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>> UGH. REALLY?
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>> Dr. Venture: WHY?
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WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING?
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>> A LITTLE SAMBUCA.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, HELL.
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PUT IT IN.
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THE MORE, THE MERRIER, I SAY.
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JUST DON'T LET HATRED CATCH YOU.
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>> Quizboy: NO, YOU'RE CLEAR.
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HE'S OUTSIDE.
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HE, UH, SAID WE HAD A SECURITY
BREACH.
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>> #24: THAT'S IT?
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA BURY MY SKULL
HERE AND DECLARE THIS MEETING OF
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THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY CLOSED?
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IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
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>> #21: IT'S SYMBOLISM, YOU
PUS-NUT!
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I HAVE TO CONVINCE MYSELF YOU'RE
DEAD BECAUSE YOU ARE KILLING ME!
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I CAN'T EVEN MASTURBATE ANYMORE.
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EVERY TIME I BRING OUT THE
LOTION, IT'S "POOF" -- "ERR,
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HEY, BUD.
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GONNA RUB ONE OUT, WERE YOU?"
>> #24: DUDE, IF YOU SOLVE MY
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MURDER, I-I'LL PROBABLY GO AWAY.
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I'VE BEEN CHECKING NAMES OFF
YOUR "EYE FOR AN I" LIST, SO...
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>> #21: I'VE BEEN CHECKING OFF
NAMES!
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THAT'S PROBABLY ME AS YOU,
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD, AND I AM
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FREEZING!
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>> DAMN IT!
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[ STAMMERING ]
KNOCK IT OFF!
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I'M BODYGUARDING HERE!
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>> AND I'M SECURING THE
PERIMETER OF SPHINX
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HEADQUARTERS.
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>> You broke my new scope!
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>> SCOPE? YOU PANSY!
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I GOT A BEAD ON YOU AND CHUBS
OVER THERE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU NEED A
SCOPE.
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>> I don't need one!
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All right, smart guy!
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See those wings?
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WATCH THIS.
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>> #21: HEY, I FOUND SOMETHING.
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>> #24: THE REMOTE DETONATOR!
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JUST AS MR. WENDAL FORETOLD.
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SO WISE.
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NOW YOU CAN GET THE PRINTS OFF
OF IT AND FINALLY SOLVE THE
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MYSTERY.
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YAY!
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>> #21: UH, IT'S NOT A REMOTE.
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IT'S A MATCHBOX DUNE BUGGY.
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>> #24: MM, BETTER THAN THE VAN
ONE.
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WHAT KIND OF DOUCHE MAKES UP
FAMILY-VAN ADVENTURES?
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>> #21: I HAD A GREEN MERCURY
STATION WAGON WITH TWO
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SCHNAUZERS IN THE BACKSEAT --
LAMEST MATCHBOX CAR EVER.
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WHAT WAS THAT?!
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>> NICE SHOT, GRANDMA.
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Why don't you just run down
there and toss the bullet at
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him?
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>> IT WAS JUST A WARNING SHOT
OVER THE BOW!
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>> YEAH. SURE, IT WAS.
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MAYBE YOU COULD HIT THE GIGANTIC
ORANGE WINGS IF HE WASN'T
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WEARING THEM.
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>> #21: OH, CRAP.
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MY EAR'S BLEEDING.
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WHAT THE [BLEEP]
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE [BLEEP]
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>> UNGH!
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DOUBLE UP -- UNGH, UNGH!
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>> PSH! LUCKY SHOT.
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OKAY, KEEP AN EYE ON THEM BOOTS
OF HIS.
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>> #21: I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE THE METAL CORRODED OR
SOM-- WHOA!
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>> #24: AAH!
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WAIT, WHAT AM I DOING?
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I'M ALREADY DEAD.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
>> AND BEAUTIFUL.
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HERE, HON.
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GET ONE WITH DEAN PINNING THE
CORSAGE ON HER, WILL YOU?
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I'M GONNA HAVE A WORD WITH THE
FATHER.
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HEY, HOW THE HECK ARE YOU?
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I'M THE OUTRIDER -- TRIANA'S
STEPDAD.
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YOU MUST BE DR. VENTURE.
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>> Brock: NOPE.
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JUST THE BODYG-- UH, THE DRIVER.
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>> UH, RUN INTO A LITTLE, UH,
TROUBLE ON THE WAY, DID YOU?
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>> Brock: CLASSIFIED.
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LOOK, YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY
ABOUT, COWBOY DRACULA.
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THIS HEAP'S TOTALLY BULLETPROOF.
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YOUR STEPDAUGHTER'S PERFECTLY
SAFE WITH US, AS LONG AS SHE
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DOESN'T OPEN THE SUNROOF WHILE
VIOLATING CERTAIN INTERNATIONAL
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TREATIES.
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[ METAL CLANKS ]
>> Triana: HEY, YOU!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
>> HEY, STARRY EYES.
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I JUST HAD TO COME SEE MY GIRL
OFF IN THAT LOVELY DRESS.
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YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A PRINCESS.
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>> Triana: OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET.
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OH, I WANT YOU TO MEET DEAN, MY
FRIEND FROM BACK HOME.
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DEAN, THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND,
RAVEN.
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[ Echoing ] BOYFRIEND.
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>> Dean: AAH!
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>> ARE YOU OKAY, BRO?
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>> Dean: [ SCOFFS ]
ARE YOU?!
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>> Hank: OH [BLEEP]
>> Brock: WHOA!
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WHERE'D YOU GET THE MOUTH?
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>> Hank: YOU LIKE THAT?
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YEAH, THOUGHT I'D DROP A LITTLE
"NEW HANK" ON YOU.
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NEW HANK CUSSES.
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[ Dialing ]
>> Quizboy: OH, MAN.
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THIS IS JUST WRONG, RUSTY.
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>> Dr. Venture: DID YOU HAVE A
DATE TO YOUR PROM?
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>> Quizboy: I WAS A BOY GENIUS.
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I WAS THE ONLY 12-YEAR-OLD AT MY
PROM, SO MY DATE WAS MY MOTHER.
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>> Dr. Venture: MINE WAS WORSE.
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MY PROM DATE WAS TO HAVE BEEN
MS. LINDA LOVELACE.
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>> Quizboy: "DEEP THROAT"
LINDA LOVELACE?
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>> Dr. Venture: THE SAME.
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SHE, OF COURSE, BY THAT TIME WAS
A VOCAL ANTI-PORNOGRAPHY
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ADVOCATE -- THANKS, DAD -- AND
SENT HER FRIEND ANDREA DWORKIN
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AS HER PROXY.
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>> Quizboy: WAS SHE HOT?
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>> Dr. Venture: [ SCOFFS ]
GOOGLE "ANDREA DWORKIN ON AN
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EMPTY STOMACH" ONE DAY.
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OH, HELLO?
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YES, I'D LIKE SIX OF YOUR FINEST
WHORES, PLEASE.
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FINE, ESCORTS.
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YES, I THINK I'LL GO FOR FULL
SERVICE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
SURE, I'LL HOLD.
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ANYWAY, BECAUSE MY DAD BROUGHT
LIKE 10 DALLAS COWBOY
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CHEERLEADERS AS HIS DATE, HE
DIDN'T CARE THAT MY DATE WAS A
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HUGE, ANGRY, "WAY SMARTER THAN A
16-YEAR-OLD ME" WOMAN WHO CALLED
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ME "LITTLE HALF-MAN."
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>> Quizboy: [ SCOFFS ]
BETTER THAN HAVING YOUR MOM AS
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YOUR DATE.
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>> Dr. Venture: IT GOT WORSE.
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NO [BLEEP] I ENDED THE NIGHT
SLOW-DANCING WITH H.E.L.P.eR.
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H.E.L.P.eR.
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YES?
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OH, LORD, NO.
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THAT'S WAY TOO EXPENSIVE.
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UH, WHAT ABOUT HALF-SERVICE?
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WHAT ABOUT JUST A GOOD-NIGHT
KISS?
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ON THE LIPS? CHEEK? JUST A HUG?
272
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OKAY, FOUR OF THAT, TWO AT
HALF-SERVICE.
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WAIT.
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What?!
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>> Quizboy: JUST ASK THEM!
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I'll pay extra!
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>> Dr. Venture: [ GROANS ]
DO YOU HAVE COSTUMES?
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HAWKWOMAN.
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>> Quizboy: GIRL!
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>> Dr. Venture: HAWKGIRL?
281
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>> Monarch: WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE?
282
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>> CLEANING?
283
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>> Monarch: WHAT IS THIS?
284
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>> UH, A CHRISTMAS LIST?
285
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>> Monarch: "VENTURES," "BROCK"?
286
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EVEN YOU IDIOTS ARE ON THIS LIST
A-AND I'M NOT?
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GIVE ME THAT PEN!
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WHERE'S 21?
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>> HE GAVE US $20 NOT TO TELL
YOU HE WENT TO THE VENTURE
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COMPOUND.
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>> Monarch: THE VENTURE
COMPOUND?!
292
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>> YOU WANT US TO FIND HIM?
293
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>> TORTURE HIM?
294
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>> CUT OUT HIS EYES?
295
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>> THEN PEE IN THE EMPTY
SOCKETS?
296
00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,223
>> AW, YOU WANT US TO TAKE A
WHIZ ALL OVER HIS BRAIN?!
297
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>> Monarch: WHAT IS WRONG WITH
YOU TWO?!
298
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NO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO PISS ON
HIM, YOU SICKOS!
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21, UNLIKE YOU WEASELS, IS
LOYAL.
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IF HE'S AT THE VENTURE COMPOUND,
I GUARANTEE HE'S GOT A GOOD
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REASON.
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>> UPPIES.
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LET'S GO, YOU LITTLE PROWLER.
304
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COME ON. WAKEY, WAKEY.
305
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>> #21: [ COUGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
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WHAT HAPPENED?
307
00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,908
>> OH, YOU GOT SMACKED IN THE
FLAK JACKET.
308
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HURTS LIKE A BITCH, DON'T IT?
309
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>> #21: UH, LET ME GUESS --
SPHINX HEADQUARTERS?
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>> WAS IT THE GIANT SPHINX?
311
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>> NO.
312
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PLACE SMELLS LIKE OUT-OF-WORK
O.S.I. "D"-BAGS.
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00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,584
>> I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET ALL
TOUGHIE-PANTS.
314
00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:04,418
WHOOPS!
315
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,336
OH, I THINK I'M CHUBBING UP.
316
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>> #21: WHOA!
317
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,589
WAIT, YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT
KIDNAPPED MONSTROSO?
318
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>> SPHINX!
319
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,550
>> AW, THE GUILD INDEX IS LIT UP
OVER THAT GUY.
320
00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,594
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HOLDING
HIM HERE.
321
00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,179
>> MAYBE WE ARE, AND MAYBE WE'RE
NOT.
322
00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,639
>> #21: BEING CLEVER?
323
00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:19,100
>> NO, TOUGH GUY, WE'RE RUNNING
A MONSTROSO SHELL GAME, AND I'M
324
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NOT SURE WHERE THE RED QUEEN IS.
325
00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,103
>> #21: DECOYS?
326
00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:24,939
AW, MAN, WE NEVER DO COOL CRAP
LIKE THAT WITH THE MONARCH CREW.
327
00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:26,357
>> UH, BECAUSE YOU GUYS SUCK.
328
00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,776
HEY, GUESS WHAT -- BRAIN-SHAMPOO
TIME.
329
00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,028
GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF
YOUR HAIR.
330
00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,822
YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER A THING.
331
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,449
>> INTRUDER AT THE FRONT GATE.
332
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THE SPHINX HAS SPOKEN.
333
00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:39,954
>> THERE'S 15 OF THEM.
334
00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:42,206
OR MAYBE 13 AND A FATTY
BOOM-BA-LATTY.
335
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,334
SPHINX TEAM, ASSEMBLE!
336
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,256
REALLY?
337
00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:51,632
OKAY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
338
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:54,343
>> AGENT SAMSON'S DRIVING A
LIMO, AND EVERYONE ELSE IS ON
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OPERATION DOUBLE DUMBO DROP WITH
COLONEL GATHERS, SIR!
340
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,014
>> GREAT.
341
00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,682
ANYWHO, WE HAVE A LEVEL-TWO
SIEGE AT THE FRONT GATES.
342
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YOU, ROOKIE!
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00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,184
STAY HERE AND WATCH THE BIG MAN.
344
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:07,148
EVERYONE ELSE, GRAB A WEAPON AND
A SNACK AND FOLLOW ME!
345
00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:07,732
COMING?
346
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:08,482
>> #21: REALLY?
347
00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,859
>> YEAH, I'M SHORT-STAFFED.
348
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,111
WELL, IF YOU WANT, I CAN KILL
YOU, UNLESS YOU HAVE A POISON
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00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,237
TOOTH OR SOMETHING FANCIER.
350
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,530
>> #21: I'M MONARCH CREW.
351
00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:17,033
IF WE GET CAPTURED, OUR ORDERS
ARE NOT TO TATTLE ON THE
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MONARCH.
353
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:18,409
THAT IS IT.
354
00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,661
>> THEN SUIT UP, CHUBS.
355
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,041
>> Dean: [ WHISTLING ]
356
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,424
>> Triana: OKAY. SO, I HAD THE
TABLE FLOATING LIKE A FOOT ABOVE
THE GROUND, RIGHT?
357
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,634
THEN RAVEN GOES, "DID YOU SEE
THE GUY'S FACE?"
358
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,095
SO I LOOK OVER, AND THE OTHER
NEOPHYTE IS LIFTING THE CHAIR!
359
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,055
ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS?
360
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,181
[ RINGTONE PLAYS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
361
00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:40,848
RAVEN.
362
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,058
HE CHECKS UP ON ME.
363
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,435
>> Dean: [ CHUCKLES ]
A LITTLE CLINGY, ISN'T HE?
364
00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:46,979
>> Triana: AND LOOK -- HE
ALREADY TWEETED THAT PICTURE OF
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00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,439
US.
366
00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,858
SO, UM, HOW COME YOUR GIRLFRIEND
COULDN'T COME TONIGHT?
367
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:51,859
WHAT'S HER NAME?
368
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:52,777
>> Dean: UH, TRACY.
369
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:53,944
SHE HAD TO WORK LATE.
370
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,905
>> Triana: I THOUGHT THE MALL
CLOSED AT 9:00.
371
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,532
>> Dean: AND SHE HAD TO GO TO
HER GRANDMAMA'S HOUSE AFTER
372
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,451
'CAUSE SHE'S SICK WITH MANGE.
373
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:03,704
UH, I-IT'S REAL NICE OF YOU TO
COVER FOR HER, THOUGH.
374
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,373
>> Triana: OF COURSE, DEAN.
375
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,583
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
376
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,881
[ CRASH ]
>> OH, HELL, NO!
377
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,383
NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN!
378
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,384
>> Hank: AH.
379
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,135
YOUR CARRIAGE AWAITS, M'LADY.
380
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,347
READY TO WHISK YOU AWAY TO AN
EVENING OF PROM ENCHANTMENT!
381
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,682
>> I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR
THIS.
382
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,644
I'M JUST YOUR [BLEEP] DAMN
POSTAL CARRIER, YOU GOT IT?
383
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,271
>> Hank: WE BOTH KNOW THE SCORE,
PRETTY MAMA.
384
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,107
DON'T FIGHT THIS CRAZY LOVE.
385
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,150
>> BOY, I'M 46, OKAY?
386
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,069
I HAVE TWO SONS THAT ARE OLDER
THAN YOU.
387
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,196
>> Hank: AGE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A
NUMBER, BABY.
388
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:40,116
AND ISN'T IT HIGH TIME THOSE
BOYS MET MOMMY'S NEW BEAU?
389
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:43,828
>> HMPH.
390
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,079
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD THEM
NOZZLE ME.
391
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,123
>> YOU'RE LUCKY WE DIDN'T THROW
YOU IN THE BRIG.
392
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,208
YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE SHOWING
YOUR MUG BACK HERE.
393
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,000
>> YEAH, YEAH.
394
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,252
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!
395
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,504
>> THAT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN,
MR. GATHERS.
396
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,840
>> THAT'S COLONEL GATHERS TO
YOU, SUIT.
397
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,258
>> OH, YEAH?
398
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,885
WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'M
PRESIDENT CARDHOLDER, AND THIS
399
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:00,928
IS MY ASSOCIATE, EMPEROR DOE.
400
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,263
>> GOD-EMPEROR DOE.
401
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,849
>> LISTEN, YOU MIGHT BE KING
[BLEEP] OF THE MAKE-BELIEVE
402
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:08,978
BRIGADE, BUT YOU DON'T GOT RANK
IN THE O.S.I. ANYMORE, SAVVY?
403
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:12,773
>> OH! HEY! I'M IN HERE!
404
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,443
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
COME!
405
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,610
AH! HUH!
406
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,447
THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS.
407
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:20,614
TAKE A LOAD OFF, BOY.
408
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,824
>> HMM.
409
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,368
WITH MY BACK TO THE DOOR IN THE
BENDING BAMBOO SEAT?
410
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:24,827
NICE TRY.
411
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:25,911
>> AHA.
412
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,414
CAUGHT ME TRYIN' TO GET ALL FENG
SHUI ON YOU.
413
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:29,707
GOOD EYE, SON.
414
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,167
TAKE FIVE, BOYS.
415
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,044
NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BRASS
TICKY-TACKS.
416
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,256
YOU'RE ONLY STANDING HERE
SUCKING MY OXYGEN BECAUSE YOUR
417
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,718
LITTLE SPHINX OUTFIT TOOK
SOMETHING RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO
418
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,011
THE O.S.I.
419
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,472
>> WHAT'S THAT -- YOUR TOP
AGENTS, A COOL 40 MIL OF THE
420
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:45,806
AGENCY'S SLUSH FUND?
421
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,475
>> NOW, DON'T GET WISE, BOY!
422
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,727
YOU KNOW DANG WELL I'M TALKIN'
ABOUT MONSTROSO!
423
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:53,063
THAT PLUS-SIZED HANS BRINKER'S
GOT HIS THUMBS ALL STUCK UP IN
424
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,690
THE GUILD'S CHRISTMAS PIE.
425
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,319
THAT MAKES WHATEVER PLUMS HE
PULLS OUT -- "PLOINK!" -- O.S.I.
426
00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:58,986
BIDNESS.
427
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,154
>> LITTLE JACK HORNER.
428
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,573
HANS BRINKER'S THUMB WAS, UH,
STUCK IN A DYKE.
429
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:05,534
>> SON, WHATEVER DEPRAVITY YOU
GET UP TO ON YOUR OWN TIME IS
430
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,536
BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR LIVING GOD.
431
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,331
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHERE
THIS MONSTROSO'S AT.
432
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,667
>> HE'S SOMEPLACE SAFE TILL I
GIVE MY MEN WORD THAT I AM
433
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:14,460
SATISFIED.
434
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,962
>> SO, IT'S A NEGOTIATION, HUH?
435
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,047
ALL RIGHT!
436
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,174
I'LL WRESTLE YOU FOR 'EM!
437
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,176
[ GRUNTS ]
>> OH, YOU CAN HAVE HIM, YOU OLD
438
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,469
SON OF A GRIZZLY BEAR!
439
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,054
WE WANT A COUPLE THINGS IN
RETURN.
440
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,056
[ GRUNTS ]
>> THEN YOU BETTER WRESTLE!
441
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,808
>> WE WANT OUR NAMES CLEARED
FROM THE O.S.I. WANTED LIST --
442
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,143
FULL CLEMENCY.
443
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,021
AND WE WANT YOUR SAD-ASS
UNDERCOVER AGENTS TO STOP TRYING
444
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,481
TO INFILTRATE OUR GROUP.
445
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,691
FRANKLY, WE'RE TIRED OF KILLING
THEM, AND WE CAN'T AFFORD THE
446
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:38,901
BODY BAGS!
447
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:39,693
NOW YIELD!
448
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,028
>> PISS OFF, CRAP-O!
449
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,656
>> SAY IT, YOU UNCONSCIONABLE
BASTARD!
450
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,157
>> UNCLE! UNCLE!
451
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,617
[BLEEP] DAMN IT! UNCLE!
452
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,286
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
WHOO!
453
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,913
>> THERE'S ONE MORE THING.
454
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,081
>> BEST OF THREE.
455
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,958
>> NO, NO. THIS ONE'S A FREEBIE.
456
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:57,378
COUPLE OF DAYS AGO, WE JACKED
MONSTROSO UP WITH ENOUGH SODIUM
457
00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,089
PENTOTHAL TO MAKE AN ELEPHANT
TELL US WHERE HIS GRAVEYARD IS.
458
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,800
AND ONCE WE PEELED HIM OFF THE
DUCTS AND GOT HIM TO STOP
459
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:06,178
SINGING "CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN,"
HE LAID SOME HOT PILLOW TALK ON
460
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:10,349
US -- VIS-à-VIS GUILD MOLES
WORKING INSIDE THE O.S.I.
461
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,268
>> WHY, YOU...LITTLE...PUNK!
462
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,936
O.S.I. IS CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!
463
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,062
UGH!
464
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:17,398
[ BEEPING ]
YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY NOW, BOY!
465
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,942
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M --
UGH!
466
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,068
>> GENERAL? G-GENERAL?!
467
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:24,071
>> GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME,
BOY!
468
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:24,780
>> HEY!
469
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:25,864
STEP AWAY FROM THE GENERAL!
470
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,241
>> HEY, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE!
471
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,033
WAIT A MINUTE!
472
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,451
I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
473
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,168
>> DID YOU BUZZ THEM ALREADY?
474
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,169
PROM GIG, HUH?
475
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,921
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU GUYS PLAY COVERS OR
476
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:41,964
ORIGINALS?
477
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,508
LOVE THE HOODS, GUYS -- VERY
SLIPKNOT.
478
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,760
>> #21: THE ASSOCIATES --
MONSTROSO'S MEN.
479
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,345
WHO'S THE PUDGY GUY WITH THEM?
480
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,763
>> GREAT. AL'S IN THERE.
481
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,931
OH, BUT HOW CUTE IS THAT KILT?
482
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,057
HE'S LIKE A LITTLE BRAVEHEART.
483
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,642
>> #21: I CAN TAKE THEM FROM THE
SIDE.
484
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,102
THERE'S A PART OF THE FENCE THAT
HAS LESS VOLTAGE.
485
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,437
IT'S LIKE A LITTLE TICKLE.
486
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,647
PLUS, I HAVE A CANISTER OF TEAR
GAS HIDDEN IN THAT TREE OVER
487
00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,607
THERE.
488
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,941
>> OH, YOU REALLY HAVE THIS CRAP
DOWN.
489
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,568
>> #21: I'VE BEEN STORMING THIS
PLACE SINCE THE '90s.
490
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:03,861
ALL RIGHT, SIGNAL ME WHEN WE
BOUNCE.
491
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,362
>> WATCH OUT FOR THE CUTIE IN
THE KILT.
492
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,530
HE'S ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS.
493
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,740
>> #21: DUDE, I'M NOT A GOOD
GUY.
494
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,284
>> OH, YES, YOU ARE. NOW SCOOT!
495
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,162
>> Hank: WELL, THE QUYMN TWINS
SAID "STOP CALLING US," SO I
496
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,080
GUESS I'M STILL STUCK GOING
STAG.
497
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,083
HEY, UH, YOU STILL TALK TO YOUR
FRIEND WITH THE PIPE CLEANERS IN
498
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:18,626
HER HAIR?
499
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,710
>> OH, KIM?
500
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,128
OH, SHE STARTED HANGING OUT WITH
THE PREPPIES.
501
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,172
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHE'S,
LIKE, IN REHAB IN FLORIDA
502
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,131
SOMEWHERE.
503
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,674
SHE'S ALL, LIKE, CHRISTIAN-Y
NOW.
504
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,885
>> Hank: SO, SHE'S PROBABLY FREE
TONIGHT?
505
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,596
>> Dean: TRACY'S GRANDMA LIVES
IN FLORIDA.
506
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,348
>> COME ON! UGH! FRIGGIN'!
507
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,976
AW, COME ON, YOU FRIGGIN' PIECE
OF GARBAGE!
508
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:36,810
HO-HO, NICE!
509
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,270
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE BRIDE?
510
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,605
>> Hank: IT'S NOT A WEDDING.
511
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:40,773
IT'S HOME-SCHOOL PROM TODAY.
512
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,024
>> PFFT!
513
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,651
THAT'S LIKE THE ONLY THING GAYER
THAN A REGULAR PROM.
514
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,819
WHERE YOU HAVING IT -- IN THOSE
WEIRD BEDS OF YOURS?
515
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,154
>> Hank: NO, IN THE HANGAR.
516
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:47,988
YOU WANT TO COME?
517
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,198
>> CAN, UH, SHALLOW GRAVY PLAY?
518
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:49,865
>> Triana: NO!
519
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:50,658
>> Dean: PLEASE, NO!
520
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,450
>> Hank: YEAH! GREAT IDEA!
521
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:52,826
>> SWEET.
522
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,453
BUT WE GOT TO STOP SO I CAN
CHANGE AND GET THE FOG MACHINE.
523
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:55,329
>> Hank: SWEET!
524
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,747
NOW GOT A DATE!
525
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,083
>> #21: THAT WAS EXCELLENT!
526
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,376
OH, MY GOD!
527
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,419
I'VE NEVER WORKED WITH GUYS THAT
CAN ACTUALLY DO STUFF.
528
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,463
THAT WAS SO SWEET! SO SWEET!
529
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,006
>> THANKS FOR THE ASSIST.
530
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,299
LOVED THE FIREBALL.
531
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,676
>> CONCENTRATED ENERGY.
532
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,594
I CAN DO THAT WITH MY HANDS.
533
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,845
GOT A PROM DATE?
534
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,932
>> YOU ASKING?
535
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,016
>> Brock: GREAT.
536
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,434
I'M GONE, AND YOU GUYS GET ALL
THE ACTION.
537
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,227
>> Hank: HEY, GARY!
538
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,186
YOU COMING TO MY PROM?
539
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,521
>> #21: HEY. YOU WANT ME TO?
540
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,398
>> Brock: YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO
ANYTHING STUPID, ARE YOU?
541
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,691
>> HE'S COOL.
542
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,693
HATRED SHOT HIM IN THE
BREADBASKET, AND HE STILL FOUGHT
543
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,736
LIKE A CHUBBY LITTLE TIGER FOR
TEAM SPHINX.
544
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:32,658
>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, BUT KEEP AN
EYE ON HIM.
545
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,034
>> #24: DUDE! WHERE YOU GOING?!
546
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:37,246
WHAT, YOU'D RATHER HANG OUT WITH
THOSE GUYS INSTEAD OF ME?
547
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,038
FLATLEAVER!
548
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,039
>> 24?
549
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,667
WHA-- I'D KNOW THAT VOICE
ANYWHERE.
550
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,335
>> #24: 38? IS THAT YOU?
551
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,420
HOLY CRAP, MAN!
552
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,754
LONG TIME, NO -- 21!
553
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,257
THIS GUY USED TO HENCH FOR THE
MONARCH!
554
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,509
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REALLY
YOU.
555
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,553
I HEARD A RUMOR YOU DIED.
556
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,888
>> #24: 38, IT'S NOT A RUMOR.
557
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,850
I, UH -- I HAVE SOME NEWS.
558
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,561
>> Monarch: [ LAUGHS ]
OH, THIS IS TOO GOOD!
559
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,938
21's DIVERSION WORKED LIKE A
CHARM.
560
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:05,983
AND HIS MAPS TO THE VENTURE
COMPOUND HAVE EVERYTHING.
561
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,819
ACCORDING TO THIS, THIS CHANNEL
LEADS RIGHT TO THE POOL.
562
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,738
>> WELL, HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS
COMM-LINK.
563
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,698
>> Monarch: BECAUSE HE'S
UNDERCOVER!
564
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,324
OH, BELIEVE ME, HE'S EXPECTING
US.
565
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,617
MONARCHMOBILE SUBMERSIBLE MODE!
566
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,869
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
567
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,704
>> Monarch: ENGAGE THE SUBMARINE
FUNCTION!
568
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:19,872
>> UH, DO WE HAVE THAT?
569
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,874
>> Monarch: YES!
570
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:23,709
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I JUST THOUGHT
WE DID.
571
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,169
H-H-HIT THAT BUTTON!
572
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,086
>> NICE.
573
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,463
YOU TURNED THE WIPERS ON.
574
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,630
>> Monarch: [BLEEP] IT!
575
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,048
HIT THE EJECTOR! ABANDON SHIP!
576
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,926
>> SWEETIE, WE DON'T HAVE AN --
>> Monarch: WHAT DO WE HAVE?
577
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:37,848
>> CUP HOLDERS?
578
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,017
OH [BLEEP]
WE LEFT OUR PRISONER IN THE
579
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:40,851
TRUNK.
580
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,352
>> Monarch: AND THE PAPERWORK!
581
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,437
GO GET THEM!
582
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,396
PLEASE?
583
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,565
I DON'T WANT TO GET MY WINGS
WET.
584
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:53,614
>> [ GROANS ]
HUH? HUH?
585
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,908
>> HUNTER!
586
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:59,036
OVER HERE, BOY! CLOCK YOUR SIX!
587
00:17:59,119 --> 00:17:59,745
>> GENERAL!
588
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,788
>> GITCHI MANITOU!
589
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:01,955
LOOK AT THAT SHINER!
590
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,540
I'M ALL KINDS OF SORRY, BOY.
591
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,709
>> WHAT ARE YOU CLOWNS DOING TO
HIM?!
592
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,045
>> NOW, NOW, THEY'RE JUST BEING
GOOD SOLDIERS.
593
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:11,131
I GAVE THEM ORDERS TO RESTRAIN
ME WHENEVER I HAVE ONE OF MY
594
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:11,965
FAINTIN' SPELLS.
595
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,884
>> WHAT IS IT, SIR -- YOUR
HEART?
596
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,637
>> NAH. THIS TITANIUM TICKER
WILL STILL BE BEATIN' OUT
597
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,389
SEMPER FIDELIS WHEN THERE'S
NOTHING LEFT OF ME BUT WORM
598
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,724
TURDS.
599
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,184
[ GRUNTS ]
>> WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO
600
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:22,768
YOU, SIR?
601
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,811
>> AW, CRIPES!
602
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,521
DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO SEE
ME THIS WAY.
603
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,315
GUESS THE CAT'S OUT OF THE
PAJAMAS NOW, HUH?
604
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:32,653
[ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, I MIGHT AS WELL LEVEL
605
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,946
WITH YOU.
606
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,531
I'M A HULK.
607
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:41,995
>> Dr. Venture: AH, THERE ARE MY
GUESTS OF HONOR!
608
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,456
WELL, THAT WAS PROMPT.
609
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:48,669
AND MAY I SAY THAT THE MAYFLOWER
MADAM HAS NOT LOST HER TOUCH?
610
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:49,753
MEOW.
611
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,758
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
612
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,230
>> Quizboy: AH, LET'S JUST SAY
"VERY WELL OFF."
613
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,524
WE MILLIONAIRES DON'T USE THE
WORD "MILLIONAIRE," BUT IF YOU
614
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,943
WANT TO SAY "MILLIONAIRE," I'M
GOOD WITH MILLIONAIRE...
615
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,195
>> Dr. Venture: WELL, NOT QUITE
A TV STAR.
616
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,738
MORE OF A CARTOON NOTABLE.
617
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,240
I GOT OUR ASS CANCELLED.
618
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:21,535
HAD A "THUNDARR" LEAD-IN, BUT WE
COULDN'T HOLD THE NUMBERS.
619
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,871
MAYBE IF YOU HAD A [BLEEP] MOCK
ON THE SHOW.
620
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,539
[ CHUCKLES ]
AHH, WE WERE TOO SMART FOR THE
621
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,623
ROOM.
622
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,000
>> #21: AND I'M JUST NOT OVER
THAT YET.
623
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,043
PLUS, I-I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH
MY BOSS'S WIFE.
624
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:33,005
ALSO, I'M STARTING TO THINK I'M
NOT REALLY VILLAINOUS.
625
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,339
>> #24: SMOOTH.
626
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,884
NOW THAT SHE'S COMPLETELY
DEPRESSED, YOU SHOULD MAKE HER
627
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,677
FEEL YOUR ARMPITS FOR CANCER
BUMPS.
628
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,887
>> #21: OH, MY GOD! GO AWAY!
629
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,888
NO, NO, NO! NOT YOU.
630
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,431
I'M TALKING TO MY DEAD FRIEND.
631
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,974
[ SIGHS ]
SO I HAVE THAT...ALSO.
632
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,351
>> Pete: COME ON, ALL THE PEOPLE
IN THE HOUSE!
633
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,353
WHEN I SAY, "HEY," YOU SAY,
"HO"!
634
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,731
HEY!
635
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:51,690
HEY!
636
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,317
>> YOU SUCK!
637
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,485
>> Pete: I'M NOT GETTING PAID
FOR THIS, YOU KNOW.
638
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,695
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE.
639
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,654
>> Hank: I KNOW. IT'S GREAT!
640
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:58,822
THE GARAGE LOOKS SO PRETTY.
641
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,032
>> HANK, IT IS A TARD PARADE.
642
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,658
EVEN YOUR BROTHER THINKS IT'S
LAME.
643
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,994
>> Hank: EH, HE'S JUST MOPING
'CAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND ISN'T
644
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:04,912
REALLY HIS GIRLFRIEND.
645
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:05,829
>> Dean: NO, I'M NOT!
646
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,748
I MEAN...YES, SHE ISN'T, BUT
I...
647
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,917
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HIM?
648
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,918
>> WHO, HER DAD?
649
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,669
>> Dean: NO, THAT RAVEN KID.
650
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,754
HER -- HER BOYFRIEND.
651
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,213
>> Hank: WELL, LET'S SEE NOW.
652
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,216
HE'S SUPER-HANDSOME -- I CAN SAY
THAT -- HE'S GOT COOL HAIR, COOL
653
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,510
CLOTHES, AND, WORST OF ALL, HE'S
A CYBORG.
654
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,595
>> Dean: NO. I ASKED.
655
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,055
SHE SAID THEY'RE JUST CRUTCHES.
656
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,264
>> Hank: OH! EVEN WORSE!
657
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,141
THAT MEANS HE'S A CRIPSTER,
DUDE.
658
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:29,019
HE'S ROCKING A HIPSTER ANGLE AND
THE SYMPATHY ANGLE ALL IN ONE!
659
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:31,104
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN COMPETE
WITH THAT!
660
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:35,442
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> OH, COME ON!
661
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:38,528
D-DO I REALLY HAVE TO GET BLOOD
ON MY TUX?
662
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,947
>> SERVICE ABANDONMENT.
663
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:43,784
GUILD NON-ASSAIL PACT OF 1958,
PARAGRAPH 20, LINE 17 REGARDING
664
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,243
EMPLOYER'S RIGHTS TO A DESERTER.
665
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,412
>> Monarch: YEAH, HERE'S ALL THE
PAPERWORK.
666
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,664
NOW STEP ASIDE.
667
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,540
>> I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE A
NOTE FROM SANTA CLAUS!
668
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,541
YOU ARE NOT GETTING IN!
669
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,542
>> Monarch: BUP, BUP, BUP!
670
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,879
I HAVE A LITTLE BARGAINING CHIP.
671
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,464
>> PRINCESS TINYFEET!
672
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,132
YOU UNTIE HER THIS INSTANT!
673
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,342
>> Monarch: UH...
674
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,635
WE DIDN'T TIE HER UP.
675
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,262
>> SHE'S WAY, WAY INTO THE
BONDAGE THING.
676
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,557
YOU WANT HER BACK, YOU BETTER
START RESPECTING HER VERY
677
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,642
STRANGE NEEDS.
678
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,228
>> OH, MY LITTLE BEIGE BUNNY, IS
THAT TRUE?
679
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,981
>> Monarch: SHE INSISTED WE
DRIVE HER HERE IN THE TRUNK.
680
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:14,982
SHE IS A FREAK!
681
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,108
NOW LET US ALL IN.
682
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,567
YOU HAVE OUR HENCHMAN.
683
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,360
>> ALL RIGHT.
684
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,153
BUT YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO CHANGE.
685
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,280
YOU'RE, UH, WHAT, SIZE DOC?
686
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,033
[ MID-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Dr. Venture: HELLO.
687
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,703
[ CHUCKLES ]
NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM.
688
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,205
OH, YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU?
689
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:33,417
HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU TO MY
BOUDOIR AND GIVE YOU A LITTLE
690
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,544
RUSTY VENTURE?
691
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,837
>> WHOA!
692
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,587
DENIED!
693
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,630
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
694
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,798
>> BOOM!
695
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,592
RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, YOU ASK
FOR A RUSTY VENTURE.
696
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,136
THAT IS BOLD, MY FRIEND! KUDOS.
697
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,303
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT?
698
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,264
I HAVE CHILLED BUBBLY IN MY
ROOM.
699
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,267
>> UH, RUST, YOU DO REALIZE THAT
A "RUSTY VENTURE" IS WHEN YOU
700
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:53,061
TAKE YOUR FINGER AND RUN IT
AROUND A GUY'S [BLEEP] WHILE YOU
701
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,105
[BLEEP] THE GUY OFF INTO HIS OWN
[BLEEP]
702
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,189
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT?!
703
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,232
MY NAME IS A SEX ACT?!
704
00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:58,358
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
705
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,193
>> UH, LIKE, IN THE '80s, AND AL
IS WAY OFF.
706
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,863
A RUSTY VENTURE IS WHEN YOU 69
AND YOU FILL EACH OTHER'S
707
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:05,490
[BLEEP] WITH [BLEEP] AND THEN
YOU TURN OVER AND BLOW [BLEEP]
708
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,993
INTO EACH OTHER'S [BLEEP]
>> Dr. Venture: GOOD LORD!
709
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,578
HOW COULD THAT BE NAMED AFTER
ME?!
710
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,621
W-WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH
ME?
711
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:12,831
>> OH, DON'T PLAY COY.
712
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,042
YOUR CARTOON WAS HUGE IN THE GAY
COMMUNITY.
713
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,252
WE USED TO THROW RUSTY VENTURE
PARTIES IN THE CASTRO.
714
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,963
WE'D ALL WEAR LITTLE STRIPED
TOPS AND TIGHT LITTLE SHORTS.
715
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,256
>> HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS?
716
00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:24,217
MAN, YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE
TWINKIE CHER, A GINGER FREAKING
717
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:24,885
LIZA MINNELLI.
718
00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:25,427
>> Dr. Venture: NO.
719
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,553
I MISSED THIS.
720
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:29,765
I DON'T 69 GUYS AND DO THAT
SPINNING THING.
721
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,391
>> THAT'S NOT A RUSTY VENTURE.
722
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:32,601
THAT'S A SNAKE VENOM.
723
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,644
>> YOU ARE MISINFORMED, MY
DARLING.
724
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,605
YOU WANT TO SETTLE THIS, MAYBE
MAKE A LITTLE WAGER?
725
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:37,647
>> FINE.
726
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,191
I'LL BET YOU A RUSTY VENTURE I'M
RIGHT.
727
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,317
>> Dr. Venture: STOP IT!
728
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,568
>> YOU ARE ON!
729
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:44,362
I AM GOING TO CALL AN AUTHORITY
ON BOTH SUBJECTS.
730
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:49,034
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> YELLO? MM. MM-HMM.
731
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,368
OH, SURE.
732
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,788
I AM THE ONE WHO STARTED THAT
CRAZE BACK IN P-TOWN WITH
733
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:53,830
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS.
734
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,207
IT'S BRILLIANT!
735
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:58,126
WHAT YOU DO IS YOU TAKE A SCUBA
SNORKEL, AND YOU PUT YOUR
736
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,253
[BLEEP] IN THE WEE BENDY MOUTH
PART.
737
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,923
THEN YOU SNAKE THE OTHER END
RIGHT UP YOUR BACK ADDRESS,
738
00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:04,424
OKAY?
739
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,510
THEN YOU JUST GRAB THE MIDDLE OF
THAT SNORKEL, AND YOU'RE [BLEEP]
740
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:09,596
YOUR OWN ASS AND PULLING OFF
YOUR CRANK AT THE SELF-SAME TIME
741
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,765
UNTIL YOU SPEND IN YOUR OWN
JACKSIE!
742
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,850
THAT'S A RUSTY VENTURE!
743
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,228
MISCHA! M-MISCHA, NO! BAD GIRL!
744
00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:17,020
>> USELESS.
745
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,563
THAT WAS COLONEL GENTLEMAN.
746
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:19,940
>> AND?
747
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:22,734
>> AND THE OUT-OF-TOUCH OLD
WINDBAG JUST DESCRIBED A DOUBLE
748
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:23,610
FROG MAN.
749
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,362
>> UGH! GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.
750
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,364
[ BEEP ]
>> YOU? I TOLD YOU!
751
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:30,659
WHEN YOUR ARCH IS TERMINATED BY
A THIRD PARTY, IT'S NOT OUR
752
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,118
PROBLEM!
753
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:31,701
WHAT?
754
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,078
OF COURSE I DO.
755
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:35,997
IT'S WHEN YOU [BLEEP] A GUY AND
THEN YOU OPEN UP YOUR HAND
756
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,959
INSIDE HIS [BLEEP] AND GRAB --
NO, NO. HE'S LAYING DOWN.
757
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,461
THEN WHATEVER YOU COME OUT WITH,
YOU RUB ON HIS [BLEEP]
758
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:42,504
>> WRONG!
759
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,131
THE RUSTY VENTURE IS A STRAIGHT
MOVE.
760
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:47,134
OKAY, IT'S WHEN YOU TAKE A GIRL
OUT FOR A HUGE DINNER BUT YOU
761
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,552
DON'T LET HER GO TO THE CAN.
762
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:51,221
THEN YOU HAVE ANAL SEX WITH HER,
AND SHE [BLEEP] ALL OVER YOUR
763
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:52,764
[BLEEP]
SO RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO
764
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:55,433
GET OFF, YOU TAKE IT OUT AND YOU
BLOW [BLEEP] [BLEEP] ON HER
765
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,184
BACK.
766
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:56,977
>> THAT'S A RUSTY VENTURE?
767
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,395
>> THAT'S THE RUSTY PART.
768
00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,647
THE VENTURE PART IS WHEN YOU EAT
THAT JUNK OFF HER BACK WITHOUT
769
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:01,314
USING YOUR HANDS.
770
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,399
>> ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
771
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:05,068
>> YEAH, I HEARD IT, AND YOU'RE
BOTH WRONG.
772
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:06,778
TO SETTLE A BET.
773
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:07,946
YES, WITH SHORELEAVE.
774
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,948
>> Dr. Venture: I DON'T CARE
ANYMORE!
775
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:13,160
AND, FRANKLY, I'M DISGUSTED THAT
MY GOOD NAME IS BEING USED FOR
776
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,703
THIS -- THIS BALONEY!
777
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:18,582
>> THIS IS NOT OVER UNTIL ONE OF
US GETS A RUSTY VENTURE.
778
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:19,833
>> AGREED.
779
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:23,170
>> I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME.
780
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:26,173
IF MY SQUAW WANTS HER MAN TO
WEAR A BALL GAG AND PLAY IT
781
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:29,342
ROUGH, WELL, THEN, BY GOLLY, YOU
ARE IN FOR A WHUPPING, MISSY!
782
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,635
>> PROM! UNBELIEVABLE.
783
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:31,636
THIS IS SO GOOD.
784
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,889
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT 21 HAS
PLANNED.
785
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,098
>> OH, IT SHOULD BE GOOD.
786
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,349
YOU, UH, WANT TO DANCE?
787
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,476
>> Monarch: AH, MAYBE FOR A SLOW
ONE.
788
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,021
>> HOME-SCHOOL PROM, WE ARE
SHALLOW GRAVY!
789
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:44,649
AND WE ARE HERE TO MELT YOUR
BRAIN AND EXPAND YOUR MIND WITH
790
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:45,901
OUR HEAVINESS.
791
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,153
ALL RIGHT, DON'T FORGET TO CHECK
OUT OUR MERCH TABLE.
792
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:49,446
WE HAVE T-SHIRTS AND JUNK.
793
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,697
CH-- I NEED MORE OF MY MONITORS.
794
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:51,573
CHECK!
795
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,325
CH-- HANK, STOP [BLEEP] PLAYING!
796
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:54,576
CHECK, ONE. CHECK!
797
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:55,660
CH-- [BLEEP] IT.
798
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:56,828
I'M GOING ANYWAY.
799
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,163
TWO, THREE, FOUR!
800
00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,332
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
801
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,504
♪ YELLOW
>> Hank: ♪ JACKET
802
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,131
>> ♪ STRAIGHT
>> Hank: ♪ JACKET
803
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,925
>> ♪ SMOKING
>> Hank: ♪ JACKET
804
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,635
>> ♪ A FULL METAL
>> Both: ♪ JACKET
805
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:13,303
>> ♪ BLACK
>> Hank: ♪ JACKET!
806
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:15,305
>> ♪ LEATHER
>> Hank: ♪ JACKE-E-T!
807
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,890
>> ♪ VARSITY
>> Hank: ♪ JACKET
808
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:18,600
>> Both: ♪ IT'S BROCK'S JACKET
809
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,019
>> Triana: AND IT ALL JUST COMES
POURING OUT LIKE SOMEBODY
810
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:22,354
STEPPED ON A SNACK PACK.
811
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:25,357
SO, AFTER YOU FIND THE TURKEY
BASTER, YOU BOTH EAT YOUR WAY
812
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:25,774
OUT OF THE TUB.
813
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,526
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD, AT LEAST.
814
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,321
>> Dr. Orpheus: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT GOES ON AT THE OUTRIDER'S
815
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:34,658
HOME, BUT I THINK I MIGHT NEED
TO GIVE HIM A STERN WHAT HAVE
816
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:35,450
YOU.
817
00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:36,576
>> ALL RIGHTY, THERE, MAJOR DAD.
818
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:37,702
TAKE IT DOWN, OKAY?
819
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,955
NOW LET'S GO GET YOU SOME MORE
GREEN PUNCH.
820
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,081
>> Triana: WHAT?
821
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,250
>> Dean: SO, THAT'S WHAT YOU AND
RAVEN DO?
822
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,418
HE, UH, GIVES YOU POOP HAND
JOBS?
823
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,753
>> Triana: UM, NO.
824
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:49,839
THAT'S WHAT THE URBAN DICTIONARY
DEFINES A RUSTY VENTURE AS.
825
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,259
>> Dean: WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE BEEN MORE SENSITIVE TO YOUR
826
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:56,012
NEEDS AND RUBBED POO-POO ON MY
PEE-PEE SO YOU'D BE MORE
827
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,305
INTERESTED IN ME!
828
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,683
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST SO MATURE
NOW, AREN'T YOU?!
829
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:02,018
>> Triana: DEAN, I WAS WILLING
TO GO WITH YOU AS FRIENDS, BUT
830
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,603
YOU'RE NOT ACTING LIKE A FRIEND!
831
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:04,938
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE!
832
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:06,356
>> Dean: OH, Y-YOU DON'T LIKE
THAT?
833
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,650
WELL, MAYBE IF I GO TO THE
BATHROOM ALL OVER YOU!
834
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:09,526
>> Triana: OKAY, THAT'S IT.
835
00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:10,860
GOOD NIGHT.
836
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,029
THANKS FOR THE AWFUL TIME, AND
CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE NOT A
837
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,322
JEALOUS LITTLE BOY.
838
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,658
>> Dean: OH, WELL, MAYBE RAVEN
CAN COME PICK YOU UP IN HIS
839
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:17,909
DIAPERS!
840
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,078
HIS POO DIAPERS!
841
00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,288
>> Dr. Venture: HEY, HEY!
842
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,956
EASY! EASY! JUST HOLD IT STILL.
843
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,749
YOU SHAKE THAT, AND IT'LL
EXPLODE, THEN BLINDNESS, AND
844
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,793
POSSIBLY A MUTANT PENIS-LIKE
GROWTH ON THE CONTAMINATED AREA.
845
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:27,627
>> Quizboy: WHAT?!
846
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:28,586
>> Dr. Venture: STOP SHAKING!
847
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:29,587
>> Quizboy: IT'S A MECHANICAL
HAND.
848
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,006
HOW CAN IT SHAKE?
849
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,632
>> Dr. Venture: LISTEN, DO YOU
KNOW WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH TO
850
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,175
ENGINEER THE FLY THAT I GET THIS
CRAP FROM?
851
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:35,218
>> Quizboy: OH, GOD, NO!
852
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,469
>> Dr. Venture: D-D-D-DON'T
TOUCH IT!
853
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:37,804
IT'S FRAGILE!
854
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:39,264
AND WHEN IT'S MAD, IT SPITS
ACID, AND IT'S ALREADY MAD
855
00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,598
BECAUSE I PULLED ITS WINGS OFF.
856
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,350
>> Quizboy: SPANISH FLY IS
ACTUALLY A BLISTER BEETLE, YOU
857
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,018
KNOW.
858
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,144
IT'S NOT EVEN A FLY.
859
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,645
>> Dr. Venture: YEAH, THANKS,
WIKI-PENIS.
860
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,815
WE ALL KNOW WHAT REGULAR SPANISH
FLY IS, BUT THIS IS MY SPECIAL
861
00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:50,025
PROPRIETARY BLEND.
862
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,402
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
IT'LL TAKE THAT "NO WAY" NANCY
863
00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:54,195
AND TURN HER INTO A
"YES I" CANDY.
864
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,822
>> Quizboy: SO, IT'S LIKE A
ROOFIE?
865
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:57,407
>> Dr. Venture: DON'T CHEAPEN
IT.
866
00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,701
WHAT THIS DOES IS TEMPORARILY
MUTATE THE GENITAL MOUND,
867
00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,537
CHANGING IT INTO A SOFT PINK BAG
OF STEAMING DESIRE, NOT UNLIKE,
868
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,622
SAY, A BONOBO CHIMP'S PILLOWY
CATCHER'S MITT.
869
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,458
>> Quizboy: LIKE A FREAKY
RAINBOW ASS?
870
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:07,917
>> Dr. Venture: THAT'S A BABOON!
871
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,919
THIS IS -- WELL, IT'S STILL
FREAKY BUT LESS COLORFUL.
872
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:12,047
>> Quizboy: THIS IS STARTING TO
SOUND DANGEROUS -- AND A LITTLE
873
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,089
CREEPY.
874
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,591
>> Dr. Venture: BILLY, STOP
BEING A WUSS.
875
00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:17,677
THIS IS SUPERSCIENCE, AND THIS
SUPERSCIENTIST HAS BEEN SHUT
876
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:18,845
DOWN ALL NIGHT BY WHORES!
877
00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:19,846
>> Quizboy: OH, NO! OH!
878
00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:21,348
IT'S -- IT'S STARTING TO FOAM UP
NOW!
879
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:23,099
>> Dr. Venture: NO, THAT'S A
GOOD SIGN.
880
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,059
IS THE BOTTLE HOT?
881
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,727
>> Quizboy: IT'S A-A MECHANICAL
HAND!
882
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:26,436
I CAN'T TELL!
883
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:27,187
>> Dr. Venture: OKAY.
884
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,021
NOW SHAKE IT!
885
00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:29,647
>> Quizboy: NO WAY, JOSE!
886
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,107
I'M NOT GONNA SHAKE IT!
887
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,525
YOU TOLD ME NOT TO SHAKE IT!
888
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,528
>> YEAH, IT STARTED A COUPLE
MONTHS BACK -- KIND OF
889
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:36,863
EMBARRASSING.
890
00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:38,948
BUT I FIRST DISCOVERED THE
PROBLEM DURING A SESSION OF
891
00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,950
SEXUAL CONGRESS.
892
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:44,829
THERE I AM, RIDIN' HIGH IN THE
SADDLE, WHEN I LOOK DOWN AND I
893
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:48,792
NOTICE MY, UH -- MY FLAG'S STUCK
AT HALF MAST, IF YOU KNOW WHAT
894
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,210
I'M SAYIN'.
895
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:53,963
SO I DRAG MY OLD GLORY DOWN TO
SICK BAY SO THEM QUACKS CAN DO A
896
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,215
LITTLE RECON.
897
00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:59,219
THEY TELL ME I GOT A BIG OLD
STOWAWAY HIDIN' DOWN IN MY
898
00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:00,053
BILGE.
899
00:28:00,136 --> 00:28:01,304
>> HMM. MALIGNANT?
900
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:02,764
>> DOWNRIGHT MALEVOLENT!
901
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:06,351
DOCTORS SAID MY ONLY HOPE WAS A
RADICAL COURSE OF RADIATION
902
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:07,435
THERAPY.
903
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,021
SO WE BELTED THE SUMBITCH WITH
GAMMA RAYS!
904
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:14,025
>> GENERAL, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR
SPECIAL HULK-SUPPRESSANT
905
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,318
MEDICINE, SIR.
906
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:16,528
>> NAPTIME!
907
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:18,947
DON'T GO TELLIN' NOBODY ABOUT
THIS, SON.
908
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,073
DON'T TELL WASHINGTON.
909
00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:21,950
DON'T TELL SECRET PRESIDENT.
910
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:22,992
PROMISE ME.
911
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,745
>> OF COURSE, SIR. I PROMISE.
912
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,831
HMPH. UNBELIEVABLE.
913
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:31,000
>> THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S [BLEEP]
BUNCH OF FUNNY-BOOK FLAPDOODLE.
914
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,001
>> TREISTER'S HAD IT.
915
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:33,253
THE BIG "C's" EATING HIM ALIVE.
916
00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:35,255
AIN'T NO DIGNITY GOING OUT LIKE
THAT.
917
00:28:35,338 --> 00:28:37,757
OLD WAR-HORSE LIKE HIM WANTS TO
DIE WITH HIS BOOTS ON.
918
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:40,468
>> SO, IN ORDER TO MAKE HIM
THINK HE'S BEEN WRECKING THE
919
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:41,928
TOWN WITH THE POWER OF A BULL...
920
00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:44,848
>> WE WRECK HIS OFFICE WITH THE
POWER OF OUR FISTS AND A COUPLE
921
00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:45,598
OF CHAIRS.
922
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:46,349
>> GEEZ.
923
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:47,767
I-I HAD YOU TWO ALL WRONG.
924
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,436
THAT IS...WEIRDLY NOBLE OF YOU.
925
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:50,770
>> TOO TRUE.
926
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,981
IT'S ALSO THE ONLY WAY TO GET
THE OTHER AGENTS TO HELP.
927
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:55,859
>> SO WHEN WE TELL WASHINGTON
THE OLD MAN'S SO BAT [BLEEP]
928
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:58,778
CRAZY HE THINKS HE'S A FRIGGIN'
HULK, THEY TURN THE O.S.I. OVER
929
00:28:58,862 --> 00:28:59,529
TO THE NEXT IN LINE.
930
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:00,905
>> NAMELY US.
931
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,616
>> WHY, YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING --
Y-YOU'RE THE DOUBLE AGENTS,
932
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,284
AREN'T YOU?!
933
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:04,993
SONS OF BITCHES!
934
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,369
SKY PILOT, ABORT!
935
00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:09,497
BRANDA'S GOT US ON OUR BELLIES,
AND HE'S REACHING FOR THE
936
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:09,998
BUTTER!
937
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,082
SKY PILOT!
938
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,418
[ BOOM! ]
[ GUNS COCK ]
939
00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:20,967
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
940
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,512
>> #24: DUDE, WHAT THE [BLEEP]
ARE YOU DOING?!
941
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,847
YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY!
942
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,182
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT ME.
943
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:28,391
>> #21: STOP ALREADY!
944
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,143
OH, MY GOD, DUDE! IT'S OVER.
945
00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:31,978
I LOVE YOU, BUT IT'S OVER.
946
00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:34,063
>> Dr. Orpheus: I LOVE YOU, TOO!
947
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:34,814
COME GET A HUG!
948
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:35,815
>> #21: NO, NO. NOT YOU.
949
00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,192
I'M TALKING TO MY DEAD FRIEND.
950
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:38,234
>> Dr. Orpheus: OH, A GHOST!
951
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,652
T-THAT'S MY GAME! WHERE IS HE?
952
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:40,778
>> #21: YOU DON'T SEE HIM?
953
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,739
>> Dr. Orpheus: IS IT
BRUCE WILLIS?
954
00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:45,992
>> #21: I-IT'S 24 AND HIS DEAD
ADVISER, MR. WENDAL, WHO'S THAT
955
00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:48,203
GUY FROM THE
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT VIDEO.
956
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,162
>> Dr. Orpheus: MR. WENDAL?
957
00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:50,622
YOU MEAN BABA OJE?
958
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:53,208
>> #21: THEIR ADVISER -- THE OLD
GURU GUY THAT SITS IN THE CHAIR
959
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,250
THE WHOLE VIDEO.
960
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,793
>> Dr. Orpheus: THAT WAS
BABA OJE!
961
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,213
THE TITULAR MR. WENDAL WAS A
HOMELESS MAN.
962
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,172
>> #24: HE'S LYING!
963
00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:00,423
THIS IS MR. WENDAL!
964
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:01,883
>> Dr. Orpheus: JEFFERSON!
965
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:02,884
JEFFERSON!
966
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:03,676
>> ORPHEUS!
967
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,178
SHE'S FROM THE SOUTH SIDE!
968
00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:06,513
WE WERE ALMOST NEIGHBORS!
969
00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:07,847
>> Dr. Orpheus: SUPER!
970
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:11,601
HEY, IS BABA OJE STILL ALIVE?
971
00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:13,269
>> THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT GUY?
972
00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,479
>> Dr. Orpheus: YES!
973
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:15,897
>> YEAH! YOU WANT TO INVITE HIM?
974
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:16,606
HE'S A BLAST!
975
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,024
WE SHOULD INVITE HIM!
976
00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:19,025
HE'D LOVE THIS.
977
00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:20,693
>> #21: HE'S NOT MR. WENDAL?
978
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:21,861
HE'S NOT EVEN DEAD?
979
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,947
DUDE, MR. WENDAL ISN'T...
980
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:24,864
DEAD.
981
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:27,867
THEY'RE -- THEY'RE GONE.
982
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,702
[ SOBBING ]
>> Dr. Orpheus: OH, YES.
983
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:30,537
OH, THERE'S THAT HUG.
984
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:31,538
>> #21: GONE.
985
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:34,040
>> Dr. Orpheus: GONE BUT NOT
FORGOTTEN.
986
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:36,709
PERHAPS THEY'LL REUNITE AGAIN.
987
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:38,711
>> THEY WERE SO GOOD.
988
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,047
I MISS THAT BAND, TOO.
989
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,507
>> MM.
990
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:44,509
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A
RUSTY VENTURE.
991
00:30:44,592 --> 00:30:46,761
>> Brock: DON'T BELIEVE THE
HYPE.
992
00:30:46,844 --> 00:30:49,430
A RUSTY VENTURE IS THE NAME FOR
WHEN YOU JERK OFF SO MUCH YOUR
993
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:50,557
DICK GETS ALL RED AND SORE.
994
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,766
>> REALLY?
995
00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:53,685
>> Brock: YEAH, BUT, I'LL, UH,
LET YOU GIVE ME AN
996
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,144
ACTION JOHNNY, THOUGH.
997
00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:56,271
>> OOH! WHAT'S THAT?
998
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,897
>> Brock: I'LL SHOW YOU.
999
00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,315
BEAT IT, ROOKIE.
1000
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,192
I NEED THE ROOM.
1001
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,278
>> AAH!
1002
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,613
>> Brock: [ GRUNTS ]
1003
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:09,909
>> Cocktease: DO YOU WANT TO
LIVE?
1004
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,244
>> Y-YES.
1005
00:31:11,327 --> 00:31:14,831
>> Cocktease: THEN I SUGGEST YOU
RETURN TO YOUR LITTLE PARTY.
1006
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,628
[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> UGH!
1007
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:21,337
>> GREAT.
1008
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:22,714
SO MUCH FOR MY BACKUP.
1009
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:25,717
>> HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD
ME TO KEEP CIRCLING.
1010
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,176
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FUEL THAT
THING BURNS?
1011
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,011
>> WHATEVER!
1012
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,512
WHERE'S THE REST OF THE TEAM?
1013
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,471
>> THEY EJECTED JUST IN TIME.
1014
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:31,931
>> GOOD!
1015
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:34,142
LET'S JUST HOPE THEY CAN MAKE IT
BACK TO BASE AND RALLY BROCK AND
1016
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:34,851
SHORELEAVE.
1017
00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:36,019
>> GREAT. THEM AGAIN.
1018
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:37,604
>> DAMN IT, THIS IS NO TIME FOR
YOUR -- WAIT!
1019
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:38,605
WHAT ABOUT MONSTROSO?
1020
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:39,647
>> SAFE AND SOUND.
1021
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,399
CRASH DIDN'T EVEN WAKE HIM UP.
1022
00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:42,609
>> HE WAS STILL ON BOARD?!
1023
00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,694
HE WAS OUR ONLY HOPE, YOU
BUFFOON!
1024
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:47,780
HE IS THE ONLY OTHER LIVING SOUL
WHO KNEW THE IDENTITY OF THOSE
1025
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,157
DOUBLE AGENTS!
1026
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,951
>> OH. WELL, THEN, THOSE GUYS
PROBABLY AREN'T GONNA LET HIM
1027
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:52,952
LIVE MUCH LONGER.
1028
00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:54,245
>> GEE, YOU THINK?!
1029
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,040
>> COLONEL GATHERS, YOUR
PRESENCE IS REQUESTED ON THE
1030
00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:59,208
BRIDGE.
1031
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,793
NOT THAT BRIDGE, SIR.
1032
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,295
SECRET ONE.
1033
00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:05,089
>> ALL RIGHT, DEAN, FIRST OFF,
THAT GIRL IS WAY TOO HOT FOR
1034
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:06,341
YOU.
1035
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:07,800
BUT IF YOU WANT TO GET HER BACK,
YOU CAN'T SIT HERE.
1036
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:08,968
YOU'VE GOT TO GO GET HER BACK.
1037
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,178
>> Dean: HOW?
1038
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,513
>> HANK, YOU OVER THIS LAME
EXCUSE FOR A PROM YET?
1039
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,223
>> Dr. Venture: COME ON, KIDS!
1040
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,642
CONGA LINE!
1041
00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,186
♪ YADA, YADA, DA, DA!
>> Hank: ALL RIGHT.
1042
00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:19,187
I'M OVER IT.
1043
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,731
LET'S GET DEAN HIS FAKE
GIRLFRIEND BACK.
1044
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:23,358
COME ON, WE GOT TO DO IT.
1045
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,568
DERMOTT, YOU WANT IN?
1046
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:28,988
>> All: GO, TEAM VENTURE!
1047
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,493
>> Monarch: AH, LOVING THE
DISGUISE, 21.
1048
00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:35,119
ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS THING.
1049
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,413
I'M READY TO EXPLODE ALL OVER
THIS PLACE.
1050
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,873
>> #21: DUDE, I'M NOT ARCHING.
1051
00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:41,918
I-I CAME HER TO BURY 24's SKULL
SO HE'LL STOP WATCHING ME
1052
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,169
MASTURBATE.
1053
00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:45,046
>> Monarch: PLEASE TELL ME
YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME.
1054
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:46,297
SAY, "MONARCH, I'M KIDDING.
1055
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,965
LET'S BURN THIS LAME PROM TO THE
GROUND."
1056
00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:49,133
>> #21: SO NOT.
1057
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,344
AND LET ME TELL YOU, THESE
PEOPLE ARE HELPING.
1058
00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:53,596
I'M NOT SURE HOW TO SAY THIS,
BUT...I LIKE THEM.
1059
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,181
>> Monarch: OH, MY GOD, THEY
DRUGGED YOU!
1060
00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:56,349
ANTI-TRUTH SERUM!
1061
00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:58,643
STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR THROAT
AND INDUCE VOMITING!
1062
00:32:58,726 --> 00:32:59,352
>> #21: I'M NOT DRUGGED!
1063
00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:00,186
I'M QUITTING.
1064
00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:01,521
>> UGH, DON'T DRINK THE PUNCH.
1065
00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:03,606
THERE'S EITHER PEPPERMINT
SCHNAPPS OR MOUTHWASH IN IT.
1066
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:04,857
>> Monarch: 21's BAILING ON US.
1067
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:05,525
>> WHAT?!
1068
00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:06,317
>> Monarch: ASK HIM.
1069
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,026
>> #21: OH, IT'S TRUE!
1070
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,361
I'M SICK OF THIS!
1071
00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:10,530
I'M SLIGHTLY DRUNK, I'M TALKING
TO A GHOST OF MY [BLEEP] DEAD
1072
00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:12,740
FRIEND, I'M PROBABLY IN LOVE
WITH YOU, AND SO, YEAH,
1073
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:13,282
WHATEVER!
1074
00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,117
I'M OVER IT!
1075
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,201
>> Monarch: YOU'RE "OVER IT"?
1076
00:33:15,284 --> 00:33:16,411
>> YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME?
1077
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:17,453
>> Monarch: WHOA! WAIT, WHAT?
1078
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,579
>> #21: WE MADE OUT.
1079
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:19,789
>> W-WELL, THAT'S A STRETCH.
1080
00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:21,416
WE GOT DRUNK, AND MAYBE WE
KISSED, BUT...
1081
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:22,625
>> Monarch: SURE, YOU DID.
1082
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:23,626
WHERE WAS I THEN, HUH?
1083
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:24,669
>> #21: WHERE WERE YOU?
1084
00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:25,545
YOU WERE THERE!
1085
00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:26,629
WE WERE ON TOP OF YOU!
1086
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:27,714
WE MADE OUT ON YOU!
1087
00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:29,674
[ RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC
STOPS ]
1088
00:33:29,757 --> 00:33:31,592
>> Pete: FIGHT! THERE'S A FIGHT!
1089
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,886
>> Monarch: SO WE HAD A DRUNKEN
THREESOME!
1090
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,221
JOIN THE [BLEEP] CLUB!
1091
00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:36,723
WE'RE VILLAINS, YOU CRYBABY!
1092
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,015
WE SWING!
1093
00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:40,268
I'VE WATCHED MY WIFE [BLEEP]
MANTA CLAUS [BLEEP] AND THEN
1094
00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:41,436
MAKE HIM BREAKFAST!
1095
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,603
>> #21: IS THAT TRUE?
1096
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,147
>> EGGS AND BUTTERED TOAST.
1097
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:46,482
>> #21: WHA-- YOU G-- YOU GUYS
ARE NUTS!
1098
00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:47,859
YEAH, GREAT! [BLEEP] YOU!
1099
00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:50,695
[BLEEP] THIS COMPLETELY CRAPPY
[BLEEP] EXCUSE FOR A [BLEEP]
1100
00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:51,738
PROM!
1101
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:53,906
>> Monarch: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
LOOKING AT?
1102
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:54,741
OH, OH.
1103
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,367
DID I SPOIL YOUR LITTLE PROM?
1104
00:33:56,451 --> 00:34:00,455
WELL, YOU HAVE JUST FELT THE
STING OF THE MIGHTY MONARCH!
1105
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:03,791
AGAIN, DR. VENTURE, WE HAVE
BESTED YOU!
1106
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:07,754
GOOD NIGHT AND UNPLEASANT
DREAMS!
1107
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:12,133
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> [ COUGHING ]
1108
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,218
HONEY...
1109
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:15,094
IS THAT YOU?
1110
00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,679
>> Monarch: YES. COME ON.
1111
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:21,225
YOU'RE GONNA BLOW THE DRAMATIC
EXIT.
1112
00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:23,603
>> Brock: [ GASPS ]
[ GROANS ]
1113
00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:25,188
HUH?
1114
00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:27,315
AAAAH!
1115
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:28,691
SHORELEAVE, CODE RED!
1116
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:31,819
WE GOT A FOX IN THE HEN HOUSE,
AND THE JUMBO EGGS ARE GONE!
1117
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,613
SHORELEAVE!
1118
00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,698
AAAH!
1119
00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:44,791
[ GROWLS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
1120
00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,709
AAAAH!
1121
00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:59,180
AIM FOR THE TIRES!
1122
00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:00,389
>> I'M ON IT!
1123
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,892
YAH!
1124
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,311
>> NICE SHOT, QUEEN MIDAS.
1125
00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,813
NOW SHE'S GOT MONEY FOR TOLLS.
1126
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,481
>> Brock: I'LL TAKE CARE OF
THIS.
1127
00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:10,066
THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME
COMING.
1128
00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:12,819
ME AND HER GOT TO GET SOMETHING
STRAIGHT BETWEEN US.
1129
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:16,572
>> YOU THINK HE EVEN KNOWS HOW
MANY DOUBLE ENTENDRES THAT WAS?
1130
00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:17,907
>> Pete: HALT!
1131
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:21,160
YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO THE
CONJECTU-CYCLE.
1132
00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:25,790
THIS VEHICLE IS PROTECTED BY --
>> FIRST OFF, YOU GOT TO GET
1133
00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:27,458
YOURSELF INTO SOME GOTH
CLOTHING.
1134
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,751
>> Hank: Y-YEAH.
1135
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,169
SHE LIKES THAT -- THAT AND
CRIPPLES, SO WE SHOULD BREAK
1136
00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:31,254
YOUR LEGS, TOO.
1137
00:35:31,337 --> 00:35:32,713
>> Dean: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BREAK
MY LEGS.
1138
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,048
>> OKAY, THEN CHECK THIS OUT.
1139
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,551
HANK AND I ARE GONNA WRITE HER
NAME ON THE LAWN WITH LOGS.
1140
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:38,594
THEN WE'RE GONNA FRIGGIN' LIGHT
IT ON FIRE!
1141
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:41,055
YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL GOTHED-OUT
STANDING THERE, AND THERE'S
1142
00:35:41,138 --> 00:35:43,850
GONNA BE THIS HUGE WALL OF
FLAMES, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE
1143
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:44,976
THE CROW.
1144
00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:48,104
SHE'S GONNA SEE THAT [BLEEP] AND
CREAM HERSELF.
1145
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,172
[ ENGINES REVVING ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
1146
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,722
>> Brock: AAAAAH!
1147
00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:29,854
WHAT, LEAVING THE PROM SO SOON?
1148
00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:34,567
DON'T YOU WANT TO STAY AND SEE
WHO THEY CROWN KING AND QUEEN?
1149
00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:38,154
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ METAL CLATTERS ]
1150
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,371
>> COME ON IN, BOY.
1151
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,581
DON'T BE SHY, NOW.
1152
00:36:48,664 --> 00:36:50,291
>> THIS IS THE REAL BRIDGE, HUH?
1153
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:54,045
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY KEPT THE
SPARE CADET LINENS DOWN HERE.
1154
00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:56,672
>> NOTHING'S EVER WHAT IT
SEEMS -- FIRST RULE OF
1155
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:57,757
ESPIONAGE.
1156
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,092
HERE, TAKE THE WHEEL A MINUTE,
WILL YOU?
1157
00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:00,968
THERE YOU GO.
1158
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,219
NICE AND EASY.
1159
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:03,763
IT'S RELAXING, AIN'T IT?
1160
00:37:03,846 --> 00:37:07,433
DOCTORS SAY A MAN WITH MY
CONDITION'S GOT TO KEEP HIMSELF
1161
00:37:07,516 --> 00:37:08,643
RELAXED.
1162
00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:10,937
>> ABOUT YOUR CONDITION,
GENERAL -- CARDHOLDER AND DOE
1163
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:11,938
HAVE BEEN LYING TO YOU.
1164
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,606
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE NOT A HULK.
1165
00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:17,068
>> [ Laughing ] SOLDIER, I MAY
BE A CRAZY OLD S.O.B., BUT I
1166
00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:18,402
AIN'T NO SHORT-BUSSER.
1167
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,696
I KNOW THERE AIN'T NO SUCH
THINGS AS HULKS.
1168
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:21,447
>> OH.
1169
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,782
WELL, THAT'S NOT ALL, SIR.
1170
00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:25,660
CARDHOLDER AND DOE --
>> ARE DOUBLE AGENTS ANGLING TO
1171
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:27,286
TAKE OVER THE O.S.I.?
1172
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:28,788
YEP. KNOW THAT, TOO.
1173
00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:32,291
HELL, SON, I INVENTED THE
SECRET-KEEPIN' BUSINESS.
1174
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:36,003
AND WHEN THEM SLIPPERY
SON-O'-BITCHES TRY TO TAKE OUT
1175
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:39,340
MONSTROSO, THEY'RE IN FOR A
BELLYFUL OF SURPRISE.
1176
00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:43,636
YOU MIGHT COULD SAY I GOT A MAN
ON THE INSIDE.
1177
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,346
SEVERAL.
1178
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:46,681
THINK YOU KNOW 'EM.
1179
00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:47,682
>> SKY PILOT?
1180
00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:49,558
SO, HE'S WORKING FOR YOU?
1181
00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:50,726
>> NOT NO MORE.
1182
00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:52,186
I AM OFFICIALLY RETIRED.
1183
00:37:52,269 --> 00:37:55,398
I GOT THE PEE-PEE CANCER, AND
THERE AIN'T A THING ON EARTH
1184
00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:57,483
NOBODY CAN DO TO FIX ME.
1185
00:37:57,566 --> 00:38:00,653
SO I'M FIXING TO SHUFFLE OFF
THIS MORTAL COIL.
1186
00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:01,737
>> W-WAIT A MINUTE!
1187
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:02,822
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
1188
00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:04,782
>> DO NOT LET GO OF THAT WHEEL,
BOY!
1189
00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:06,075
THERE ARE 2,000 SOULS ON BOARD!
1190
00:38:06,158 --> 00:38:07,410
>> WHAT ABOUT THE O.S.I.?
1191
00:38:07,493 --> 00:38:09,829
Y-YOU'VE WORKED YOUR WHOLE LIFE
FOR THIS PLACE, GENERAL.
1192
00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:11,372
NOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA ABANDON
IT?
1193
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:14,792
>> NAH. FROM WHERE I SIT, LOOKS
LIKE THE OLD GAL'S IN PRETTY
1194
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,210
GOOD HANDS.
1195
00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:20,006
TOOK GUTS TO BUST OUT THE NEST
AND GO OFF ON YOUR OWN, SON.
1196
00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:23,801
TOOK BALLS TO...CUT OFF YOUR
BALLS.
1197
00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:28,055
EVEN WITHOUT 'EM, YOU GOT MORE
TRUE GRIT MAN-MOXIE ON TAP THAN
1198
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,517
ANY OF THESE "YES" MEN AND
BUREAUCRATS BEEN RUNNIN' THE
1199
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,351
PLACE.
1200
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:33,477
>> NO, NO! GENERAL, I'M NOT!
1201
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:34,562
>> YOU'LL DO FINE.
1202
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:36,897
>> DO NOT KILL YOURSELF, YOU
CRAZY BASTARD!
1203
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,357
>> AIN'T KILLIN' MYSELF, SON.
1204
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,152
I SAID THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' THEY
COULD DO FOR ME ON THIS EARTH.
1205
00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:44,780
BUT THERE IS ONE THING MIGHT
COULD CURE ME...
1206
00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:49,243
ALIEN TECHNOLOGY!
1207
00:38:49,326 --> 00:38:52,329
[ ALARM BLARES ]
>> Pete: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
1208
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:57,293
ALL RIGHT!
1209
00:38:57,376 --> 00:39:00,212
AND NOW THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR -- THE CROWNING
1210
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:02,757
OF THE PROM KING AND...KING.
1211
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,508
>> Dr. Venture: WE SO HAVE THIS.
1212
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:05,384
HOW DO I LOOK?
1213
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:06,886
>> Pete: HANK AND DEAN VENTURE!
1214
00:39:06,969 --> 00:39:09,013
>> Dr. Venture: OH, THEY DESERVE
IT.
1215
00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:10,681
>> Pete: HANK AND DEAN VENTURE!
1216
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,224
COME ON UP, FELLAS.
1217
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:13,893
COME AND GET THOSE CROWNS.
1218
00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:17,605
OKAY, WELL, UH, IT LOOKS LIKE
THE CROWNS WILL HAVE TO GO TO
1219
00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,231
THE SECOND RUNNER-UPS, THEN.
1220
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:23,861
WITH FOUR VOTES, SERGEANT HATRED
AND PRINCESS TINYFEET.
1221
00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:25,529
>> Dr. Venture: OH, COME ON!
1222
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:31,285
>> ♪ DON'T BOTHER SAYING YOU'RE
SORRY ♪
1223
00:39:31,368 --> 00:39:42,880
♪ WHY DON'T YOU COME AND...
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
1224
00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:44,340
>> Brock: UGH.
1225
00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:45,674
WELL, WELL, WELL.
1226
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,134
HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
1227
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:50,262
HOW LONG ARE WE GONNA KEEP DOING
THIS, MOL -- TILL WE'RE OLD AND
1228
00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:51,430
GRAY, HUH?
1229
00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:53,974
EVERY YEAR, WE PRETEND TO TRY TO
KILL EACH OTHER.
1230
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:56,185
YOU KNOW NEITHER OF US WILL
ACTUALLY DO IT.
1231
00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:58,604
>> Cocktease: SPEAK FOR
YOURSELF, SAMSON.
1232
00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,231
>> Brock: OH, LOOKING FOR THIS?
1233
00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:01,690
>> Cocktease: HMM.
1234
00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:05,027
WE SEEM TO BE AT, UH -- HOW YOU
SAY? -- STALEMATE.
1235
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,029
>> Brock: NOT FROM WHERE I SIT.
1236
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:08,322
AH, GIVE IT UP, MOL.
1237
00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:11,826
YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO BUT DOWN,
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
1238
00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:15,121
BECAUSE YOU ARE A BAD PERSON.
1239
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:18,249
YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING
ABOUT DUTY OR HONOR OR
1240
00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:19,333
FRIENDSHIP.
1241
00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:23,087
YOU'RE JUST A COLD-HEARTED
MERCENARY BITCH!
1242
00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,131
I'M TIRED OF SPENDING MY LIFE
CHASING YOU.
1243
00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:27,883
>> Cocktease: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
IT WASN'T FOR MONEY THIS TIME?
1244
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,594
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'VE...
1245
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:31,178
CHANGED?
1246
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,429
>> Brock: WHAT?
1247
00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:35,015
FOR REALS, OR IS THIS ANOTHER
ONE OF YOUR TRICKS?
1248
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,642
>> Cocktease: NO, SAMSON.
1249
00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:40,312
IT IS THE REAL THING.
1250
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:41,397
NYET!
1251
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,566
>> Brock: WHA-- OH, FOR GOD'S --
COME ON!
1252
00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:44,650
YOU SAID YOU CHANGED!
1253
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:47,027
>> Cocktease: YOU MISUNDERSTAND,
SAMSON.
1254
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:50,281
I AM, UH -- HOW YOU SAY? --
TAKEN.
1255
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:53,409
>> Brock: WHAT?! BY WHO?!
1256
00:40:53,492 --> 00:40:54,243
HIM?!
1257
00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:55,870
OH, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
1258
00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:57,997
>> Cocktease: IT IS LIKE YOU
SAY.
1259
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,208
I AM BAD PERSON. SO IS HE.
1260
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:04,170
HE IS ALSO RICH, POWERFUL, AND
QUITE WELL-ENDOWED.
1261
00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:05,838
>> Brock: AAAAH! ALL RIGHT!
1262
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,506
ENOUGH!
1263
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:08,674
WELL, I WON'T LET YOU GO.
1264
00:41:08,757 --> 00:41:10,509
>> Cocktease: IT'S NOT YOUR
CHOICE, BROCK.
1265
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:11,844
>> Brock: NO.
1266
00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:14,013
I-I DON'T MEAN "LET YOU GO" IN
LIKE A ROMANTIC "IF YOU LOVE
1267
00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:16,223
SOMETHING, SET IT FREE" KIND OF
STING KIND OF WAY.
1268
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,184
I MEAN I'M NOT LETTING YOU
ESCAPE.
1269
00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:20,394
>> Cocktease: AND I MEAN YOU
DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
1270
00:41:20,477 --> 00:41:23,522
MY BLACKHEARTS HAVE ALREADY
INFILTRATED YOUR COMPOUND.
1271
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,524
THEY ARE IN POSITION AS WE
SPEAK.
1272
00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:29,111
IF I FAIL TO CONTACT THEM WITH
THE ABORT CODE BY MIDNIGHT, ALL
1273
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:30,696
OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL DIE.
1274
00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:31,864
>> Brock: OH, BITCH!
1275
00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:34,533
WHAT DID THOSE PEOPLE EVER DO TO
YOU, HUH?!
1276
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:35,201
CALL 'EM OFF!
1277
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:35,993
>> Cocktease: OR WHAT?
1278
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:39,788
YOU KILL ME, THEY ALL DIE.
1279
00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:43,709
>> Brock: HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU
CALL ON THAT CODE WHILE I DROP
1280
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:45,211
YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND OFF A CLIFF?
1281
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:48,380
>> Cocktease: I'D RATHER DIE.
1282
00:41:50,507 --> 00:41:54,845
>> ♪ OH, AND I'LL COME RUNNING
♪ JUST TO DO IT AGAIN
1283
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:32,091
♪ YOU ARE THE LAST DRINK I NEVER
SHOULD HAVE DRUNK ♪
1284
00:42:32,174 --> 00:42:36,095
♪ YOU ARE THE BODY HIDDEN IN THE
TRUNK ♪
1285
00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:40,099
♪ YOU ARE THE HABIT I CAN'T SEEM
TO KICK ♪
1286
00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:43,936
♪ YOU ARE THE SECRETS ON THE
FRONT PAGE EVERY WEEK ♪
1287
00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:48,315
♪ YOU ARE THE CAR I NEVER SHOULD
HAVE BOUGHT ♪
1288
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:52,194
♪ YOU ARE THE DREAM I NEVER
SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT ♪
1289
00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:56,198
♪ YOU ARE THE CUT THAT MAKES ME
HIDE MY FACE ♪
1290
00:42:56,282 --> 00:43:00,286
♪ YOU ARE THE PARTY THAT MAKES
ME FEEL MY AGE ♪
1291
00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:04,623
♪ YOU'RE LIKE A CAR CRASH I CAN
SEE BUT I JUST CAN'T AVOID ♪
1292
00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:08,669
♪ LIKE A PLANE I'VE BEEN TOLD I
NEVER SHOULD BOARD ♪
1293
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:12,464
♪ LIKE A FILM THAT'S SO BAD BUT
I'VE GOT TO STAY TILL THE END ♪
1294
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:16,135
♪ LET ME TELL YOU NOW
♪ IT'S LUCKY FOR YOU THAT WE'RE
1295
00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:19,388
FRIENDS ♪
1296
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:51,337
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
I SAID GOTH!
1297
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:52,046
>> Dean: WHAT?
1298
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,213
THIS IS A GHOST COSTUME.
1299
00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:55,299
YOU SAID GOTHS ARE INTO SPOOKY
STUFF.
1300
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:56,133
THIS IS SPOOKY.
1301
00:43:56,216 --> 00:43:57,092
>> UGH!
1302
00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:58,552
ALL RIGHT, IT'S GONNA HAVE TO
DO.
1303
00:43:58,635 --> 00:44:01,722
OKAY, I'M GONNA LIGHT THIS UP,
AND YOU GO CLAIM YOUR WOMAN.
1304
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,766
HERE WE GO.
1305
00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:06,685
>> Dean: TRIANA, I HAVE COME FOR
YOU!
1306
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,145
>> Hank: OH, CRAP!
1307
00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:09,605
THE FIRE'S GOING OUT!
1308
00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:11,106
HOW MUCH GAS DID YOU PUT ON IT?
1309
00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,232
>> DUDE, IT'S A MINI BIKE.
1310
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,943
I RAN OUT OF GAS, LIKE, AFTER
THE FIRST LETTER.
1311
00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:16,362
OH. THIS ISN'T GOOD.
1312
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:18,113
DUDE, WE GOT TO BAIL.
1313
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:18,906
D-DUDE, BOOK!
1314
00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:23,369
>> Dean: TRIANA!
1315
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,244
TRIANA?
1316
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:26,038
>> RACIST BASTARDS!
1317
00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:26,997
GET OFF MY LAWN!
1318
00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:27,706
>> Dean: AAAH!
1319
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:28,540
>> DEAN?
1320
00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:30,292
DEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LAD?
1321
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:32,544
>> Dean: EVENING, MR. OUTRIDER,
SIR.
1322
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:33,754
I WAS, UH...
1323
00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:34,880
I-IS, UM, TRIANA HOME?
1324
00:44:34,963 --> 00:44:36,215
>> WELL, NO, SON.
1325
00:44:36,298 --> 00:44:39,009
SHE WAS VERY UPSET AFTER THE
PROM, AND I BELIEVE SHE WENT
1326
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,219
OVER TO RAVEN'S HOUSE.
1327
00:44:40,302 --> 00:44:43,013
MOMMY, ISN'T THAT WHERE SHE SAID
SHE WAS GOING?
1328
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:46,058
DEAN I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS
ALL ABOUT.
1329
00:44:46,141 --> 00:44:50,062
YOU KNOW, A WISE MAN WHO WAS
EITHER GUR JEFF OR BABA OJE ONCE
1330
00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:53,357
TOLD ME, "YOU CAN NEVER STEP
INTO THE SAME RIVER TWICE."
1331
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,401
>> Dean: THAT MAKES NO SENSE,
SIR.
1332
00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:58,821
>> TRIANA REALLY LIKES THAT BOY,
AND THEY'RE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.
1333
00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:03,409
AND IF YOU TRULY LOVE HER, YOU
SHOULD JUST MOVE ON AND BE HAPPY
1334
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,369
THAT SHE'S HAPPY.
1335
00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:06,495
DON'T YOU THINK?
1336
00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:09,998
>> Dean: [ SNIFFLES ]
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
1337
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:11,708
[BLEEP] YOU!