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>> Brock: [ SNIFFS ]
>> OH, YOU BIG PERV!
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PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T WAKE
ME UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN TO
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WATCH YOU SNIFF YOUR EX'S
PANTIES.
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>> Brock: NOT IN THE MOOD, MAN.
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LET'S JUST DO THIS.
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I GOTTA KNOW...
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>> [ NEIGHS ]
>> WHOA, BLACK LIGHTNING!
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STEADY, GIRL!
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>> Dean: THANK YOU FOR THE RIDE,
MR. OUTRIDER, SIR.
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>> DEAN?
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>> Dean: WHAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, A TIP?
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>> I THOUGHT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE
A LITTLE CHAT WITH YOUR FATHER.
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>> Dean: AND I THOUGHT I TOLD
YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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HANK?
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HOW COULD YOU JUST LEAVE ME
LIKE THAT?!
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I EXPECT THAT KIND OF STUFF FROM
DERMOTT, BUT YOU?!
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HENRY ALLEN VENTURE!
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I AM SPEAKING TO YOU!
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>> Hank: [ GROANS ]
>> MORNING, SLEEPYHEAD.
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>> Hank: N-NIKKI. HI.
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WHAT ARE YOU --
>> I WAS JUST WATCHING YOU
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SLEEP.
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[ INHALES ] MMM.
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YOU SMELL LIKE GASOLINE.
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IT'S SO MANLY.
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>> NIKKI!
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COME ON, NOW, PEACHES.
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WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR OUR
SHIFT.
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[ GASPS ]
WHAT IS HE DOIN' HERE?
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>> YOU'LL SEE.
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IT'S GONNA BE A FRESH, NEW START
FOR US.
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I'LL GIVE DOC MY NOTICE, GET
THIS "V" LASERED OFF.
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EH, D-DARN THING AIN'T WORKIN'.
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EH, HANG ON A SEC.
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>> CAN I HELP YOU?
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>> YEAH, WHO'S THIS, NOW?
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>> [ GASPS ]
MY DARLING! YOU'RE SAFE!
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VANDERING OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF
OUR SESSION!
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I WAS UP ALL NIGHT, SICK VITH
WORRY.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING
HER HOME.
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EH, HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
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>> THAT'LL BE, UH, $14.50, SIR.
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[ SILENCED GUNSHOT ]
GAH!
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[ HORN HONKS ]
>> I'M GONNA TAKE A NICE, HOT
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BATH AND CLIMB STRAIGHT INTO
BED.
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>> Monarch: YOU GO ON AHEAD.
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I'M GONNA WAIT DOWN HERE.
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>> WAIT?
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WAIT FOR WHAT, SWEETIE?
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>> Monarch: OH, YA KNOW.
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#21 WILL BE ALONG ANY MINUTE
NOW.
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CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON
HIS FACE.
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>> UGH.
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HE'S NOT COMING BACK, HON.
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REMEMBER? HE QUIT.
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>> Monarch: EXACTLY WHAT VENTURE
WILL THINK!
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GOD, HE PLAYED IT BEAUTIFULLY!
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I ALMOST BELIEVED HIM MYSELF!
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>> HONEY...
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>> Monarch: GEEZ, I HOPE HE
BRINGS THE MONARCH MOBILE BACK.
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ANYWAY, DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME.
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I'LL BE UP SOON.
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A-A-A-A-NY MINUTE NOW.
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[ GUNS COCK ]
>> WHO ARE YOU?
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN
THAT UNIFORM?
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WHERE THE HELL ARE BROCK AND
SHORE LEAVE?
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AND WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE
LAST NIGHT?!
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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
>> Dr. Venture: [ GROANS ]
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[ RINGING STOPS ]
>> RUST?
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HEY, BIG BROTHER.
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IT'S J.J.
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JUST CALLING TO CHECK UP ON THE
PROGRESS OF THOSE RAY SHIELDS
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FOR GARGANTUA-2.
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>> Dr. Venture: UH...
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YEAH, YEAH, I'VE BEEN, UH,
MEANING TO CALL YOU ABOUT THAT.
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>> YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M LOOKING AT
THE SCHEDGE HERE, AND WE'RE JUST
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A FEW MONTHS OUT FROM THE
OPENING, BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN SO
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MUCH AS A MODEL YET, MUCH LESS A
PROTOTYPE.
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[ Buzzing, tapping ]
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT'S THAT?
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SORRY -- CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER
ALL THIS SHIELD MANUFACTURING.
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YEAH, WE'RE IN FULL PRODUCTION
HERE.
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NO TIME TO TALK.
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I'LL CALL YOU SOON!
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[ GROANS ]
TIME FOR YOU TO HIT THE ROAD,
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BABE.
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DADDY'S GOT WORK TO DO.
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>> [ ROARS ]
>> Dr. Venture: AAAAAH!
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>> Brock: SHIT
LOOKS LIKE WE AIN'T DONE YET.
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[ AIR HISSES ]
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>> #21: SO, WE'RE LEAVING?
JUST LIKE THAT?
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>> Brock: NO, WE'RE LEAVING JUST
LIKE THAT.
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>> UGH!
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NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON!
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BROWN WAS NEVER MY COLOR.
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>> NOW THAT HUNTER'S THE NEW
H.N.I.C. OF THE O.S.I., WE'RE
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OFF THE DISAVOWED LIST.
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WE'RE UN-DISAVOWED!
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UH, RE-AVOWED?
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>> #21: HEY, DOESN'T THAT MAKE
ME O.S.I., TOO?
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LIKE, DON'T I GET LIKE,
GRANDFATHERED IN?
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>> Brock: SORRY, MAN.
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IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
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>> #21: BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE A
TEAM.
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I QUIT MY JOB AND EVERYTHING.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
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>> Brock: I DON'T KNOW --
FILE FOR UNEMPLOYMENT?
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>> #21: HEY!
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WHAT -- WHAT ABOUT S.P.H.I.N.X.?
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>> Brock: IT'S ALL YOURS, MAN.
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RENT'S PAID UP TILL THE END OF
THE YEAR, SO, UH...HAVE FUN.
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>> Dr. Venture: GENTLEMEN, I
GIVE YOU...GARGANTUA-2!
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THE LARGEST, MOST ADVANCED
SPACE STATION MANKIND HAS EVER
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SEEN.
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BUT SPACE IS A CLUTTERED, UNTIDY
PLACE.
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NOT UNLIKE, SAY, THE UTILITY
DRAWER OF THE AVERAGE AMERICAN
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KITCHEN.
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ASTEROIDS, METEORS,
SPACE JUNK -- THESE ARE BUT A
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FEW OF THE MANY PERILS THAT
AWAIT GARGANTUA-2 IN THE COLD
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VASTNESS OF SPACE.
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TO SAY NOTHING OF COSMIC RAYS--
>> Hank: MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI--
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>> Dr. Venture: THANK YOU, HANK.
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WHICH IS WHY VENTURE INDUSTRIES
HAS BEEN SUBCONTRACTED TO DESIGN
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AND BUILD AN ELECTROMAGNETIC
PLASMA-RAY SHIELD TO PROTECT
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GARGANTUA-2.
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LIKE SO.
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>> OW!
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>> Dr. Venture: HANK!
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
THE REAL ONE WILL COVER THE
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WHOLE THING, OF COURSE.
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>> Quizboy: WELL, A PROJECT OF
THIS SCALE IS GONNA TAKE YEARS.
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>> Dr. Venture: WE HAVE THREE
MONTHS.
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>> Quizboy: I-IMPOSSIBLE!
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>> Dr. Venture: NOT IF WE ALL
PITCH IN AND WORK TOGETHER.
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WHERE'S DEAN?
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AHH.
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HAH.
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>> WHOA!
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DEAN WITH THE NEW LOOK!
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>> Dr. Venture: GOOD MORNING,
SON.
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WE WERE JUST GOING OVER THE
PLANS FOR THE NEW --
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WAS THAT A CAN OF GASOLINE?
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[ MATCH STRIKES ]
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WHAT IS THIS, YOUR PYROMANIA
PHASE?
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'CAUSE THAT OUTRIDER GUY KEEPS
CALLING.
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>> Dean: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
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>> Dr. Venture: EXCUSE ME?
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>> Dean: THE MOTTO ON THE FIRST
PENNY ISSUED BY THE
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CONTINENTAL CONGRESS IN 1787,
DESIGNED BY BENJAMIN FRANKLIN.
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>> Dr. Venture: OKAY.
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INTERESTING FUN FACT.
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SO, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BLACK?
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>> Dean: "BLACK -- LACKING IN
HUE AND BRIGHTNESS, ACHROMATIC.
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IT NEITHER EMITS NOR REFLECTS
LIGHT IN ANY PART OF THE VISIBLE
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SPECTRUM AND ABSORBS ALL SUCH
FREQUENCIES OF LIGHT."
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>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT,
YOU'RE SCARING ME NOW.
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>> Dean: I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO
THIS STUPID LEARNING BED MY
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WHOLE LIFE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I HAVEN'T LEARNED SHIT
I COULD TELL YOU HOW MANY TASTE
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BUDS ARE ON THE HUMAN TONGUE,
BUT I'VE NEVER EVEN
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FRENCH-KISSED A GIRL!
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>> Dr. Venture: WELL, NO WONDER,
WITH THAT MOUTH.
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SINCE WHEN DID YOU TAKE UP
CUSSING?
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>> Dean: I'M SICK OF LIVING MY
LIFE IN A BOX!
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I DON'T WANT TO BE A SCIENTIST
OR A BOY ADVENTURER OR EVEN A
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VENTURE BROTHER ANYMORE!
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I WANT TO BE MY OWN MAN.
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>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, SON, TAKE
IT EASY.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU HELP
DADDY WITH HIS NEW PROJECT, AND
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YOU CAN HAVE THE ATTIC.
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>> Hank: AW, SWEET!
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IF DEAN'S PULLING A GREG BRADY,
THEN IPSO FACTO, I AM GETTIN' MY
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OWN HANK CAVE!
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>> [ ROARS ]
[ GUN COCKS ]
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>> Quizboy: NOT THAT THIS HASN'T
BEEN A GAS AND ALL, BUT
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CONJECTURAL TECHNOLOGY DOESN'T
WORK PRO BONO.
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I THOUGHT YOUR BROTHER WAS
FUNDING THIS THING.
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>> Dr. Venture: HE IS.
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WE DON'T GET PAID TILL WE
DELIVER.
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>> Pete: DIDN'T HE GIVE YOU AN
ADVANCE OR NOTHING?
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>> Dr. Venture: OH! [ SCOFFS ]
BLEW THROUGH THAT, LIKE, A YEAR
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AGO.
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BUT TRUST ME -- THIS GUY'S GOOD
FOR SOME START-UP CASH.
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BIT OF A PILL, HONESTLY, BUT
HE'S MY BEST CUSTOMER.
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AH. HERE HE COMES.
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>> Pete: IS IT...BRUCE WAYNE?
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>> Quizboy: OH, GOD. NO.
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NOT HIM. IT CAN'T BE.
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>> Pete: NO, BILLY, I WAS
KIDDING.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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>> Quizboy: I SENSE SOMETHING --
A PRESENCE I HAVEN'T FELT
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SINCE...
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>> Dr. Venture: WELL, HELLO
AGAIN, MR. ST. --
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>> Quizboy: ST. CLO-O-O-O-UD!
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>> Dr. Venture: UH...
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T-THIS IS MY COLLEAGUE, BILLY --
>> BILLY QUIZBOY.
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I RECOGNIZED YOUR FOUL STENCH
WHEN I WAS BROUGHT ON BOARD.
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>> Dr. Venture: AH.
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NO NEED FOR INTRODUCTIONS, THEN.
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>> I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION
THIS WAS TO BE A PRIVATE
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VIEWING, DR. VENTURE.
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YOU ASSURED ME THERE'D BE NO
OTHER COLLECTORS.
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>> Quizboy: OH, I WAS JUST
LEAVING, ST. CLOUD.
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WHITE, FETCH THE CONJECTU-CYCLE.
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>> Pete: "FETCH"?
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WHAT AM I, YOUR SERVANT?
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>> Quizboy: JUST DO IT!
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>> Dr. Venture: WELL!
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I'VE GOT A LOT OF EXCITING ITEMS
TO SHOW YOU.
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SO, SHALL WE AWAY TO THE HANGAR?
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>> Dean: NO, THIS HAS NOTHING TO
DO WITH TRIANA.
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BLACK IS HOW I FEEL, SO BLACK
IS WHAT I WEAR.
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>> AND DYE YOUR HAIR WITH AND
PAINT YOUR ROOM WITH.
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LOOK, TAKE IT FROM A FELLA WHO
JUST GOT DUMPED HIMSELF, DEAN.
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THERE ARE OTHER FISH IN THE
SEA -- A WHOLE SCHOOL OF 'EM.
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LITERALLY A SCHOOL!
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THOUGH, NOT LITERALLY FISH, OF
COURSE.
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>> GOD, THIS LOOKS INTERESTING.
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ARE YOU GUYS WITH THE SPACE
PROGRAM?
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>> Dean: OH, IT'S NOT NASA OR
ANYTHING.
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IT'S LIKE FOR A PERSONAL SPACE
STATION, I THINK.
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>> SO YOUR DAD IS LIKE THE
FARMER ASTRONAUT?
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>> Dean: EH, NO, NOT REALLY.
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I MEAN, HE'S LIKE -- IS THERE A
MOVIE WHERE A GUY TRIES TO SCAM
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MONEY OFF HIS BROTHER THAT USED
TO BE A PARASITIC TUMOR?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
ARE YOU GONNA BE THERE?
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>> Dean: UGH!
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>> SORRY, BRAH.
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LITTLE HELP?
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'SUP, THALIA?
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>> MARTIN!
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YOUR FRISBEE GOLF JUST BECAME
VIOLENT.
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YOU, LIKE, KNOCKED DOWN A
PERSON.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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UM...YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF --
>> Dean: HUH?
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OH. YEAH.
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I'M...GROWING A GOATEE.
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>> Dr. Venture: YOU HAVE BEEN
CHOSEN BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST
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STUDENTS IN THE PHYSICS
DEPARTMENT AT YOUR UNIVERSITY.
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YOU ARE THE BEST OF THE BEST.
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>> I'M MAJORING IN SPORTS
MEDICINE!
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>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, YOU'VE
BEEN CHOSEN BECAUSE I ACCEPTED
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EVERY APPLICATION.
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BUT YOU SHOULD STILL CONSIDER
YOURSELVES LUCKY, BECAUSE YOU
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ARE THE INSTRUMENTS OF MY
BRILLIANCE!
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YOU ARE THE PALAEMON PROJECT.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A RAY SHIELD
FOR GARGANTUA-2 -- WE'RE MAKING
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HISTORY!
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[ FEEDBACK ]
YOU GUYS SHOULD'VE CHEERED
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THERE.
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>> YOU'RE LOSIN' 'EM, DOC.
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>> Dr. Venture: THIS CROWD IS
IMPOSSIBLE TO READ.
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>> LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S
DONE.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP!
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DR. VENTURE HAS MANY ENEMIES!
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THERE ARE DANGEROUS MEN OUT
THERE WHO ARE READY TO TORTURE
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AND DISEMBOWEL YOU FOR YOUR
KNOWLEDGE OF THIS PROJECT!
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UNACCEPTABLE!
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SO, FOR YOUR SAFETY, YOU'LL ALL
BE BIVOUACKING HERE AT THE
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COMPOUND FOR THE DURATION.
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AND WE GOT THE E-DEN ALL SET UP
FOR THAT.
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[ CROWD GROANING ]
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, PEOPLE!
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THIS IS FOR YOUR PROTECTION!
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>> Dr. Venture: OOH, YOU JUST
WOWED THEM.
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>> THEY HATE SAFETY.
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DON'T BLAME ME.
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>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, THOSE
OF YOU IN WHITE CLEANSUITS ARE
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DEVELOPMENT CLASS.
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THOSE IN ORANGE ARE
MANUFACTURING CLASS.
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AND ALL OF YOU IN GREEN --
YOU'RE IN SPECIAL CLASS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SHORT BUS CLASS!
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>> Dr. Venture: THERE'S NOTHING
FUNNY ABOUT SPECIAL CLASS.
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THEY ARE MY PERSONAL HELPERS.
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AND THAT MAKES THEM BETTER THAN
THE REST OF YOU.
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>> Hank: YEAH, I'D JUST LIKE TO
CHIME IN HERE TO SAY THAT ALL
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CLASSES, COLORS, AND CREEDS ARE
SPECIAL AT HankCo.
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THINK OF HankCo. AS NOT JUST ME,
HANK-CO, BUT AS YOUR COMPANY
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STORE.
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WE HAVE MAGAZINES, BOTH DIRTY
AND CLEAN, CLOTHING -- CLEAN
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ONLY -- AND, OF COURSE, ALL YOUR
FOODSTUFF NEEDS.
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THANK YOU!
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>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT.
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WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK AHEAD OF
US, PALAE-MEN, AND PALAE-WOMEN.
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WE DELIVER IN JUST 80 SHORT
DAYS, SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I
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GIVE YOU...THE PALAEMON PROJECT!
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[ WHIRRING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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A-A-A-ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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LOOKIN' GOOD. LOOKIN' GOOD!
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WELL, I KNOW WE'VE HAD A BIT OF
A ROUGH START, BUT WE'RE COMING
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BACK STRONG!
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RIGHT, PALAEMON?
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SO, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
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LOOKS LIKE A BIG, PINK
RECTANGLE.
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PRETTY SURE I ASKED FOR A
SPHERE, PEOPLE.
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>> THE FINAL SHIELD WILL BE
SPHERICAL, AS ORDERED, SIR.
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THIS IS JUST A PROOF OF CONCEPT.
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>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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LET'S GO AHEAD AND PROVE THAT
CONCEPT, SHALL WE?
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YOU -- GO STAND BEHIND IT.
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TOMMY! BRING 'ER IN.
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YOU SURE ABOUT THESE FIGURES?
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>> TRIPLE-CHECKED THEM MYSELF,
SIR.
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[ LIGHT APPLAUSE ]
>> Dr. Venture: NOT BAD.
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NOT BAD.
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LITTLE SOUVENIR FOR YOU, TOMMY.
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'COURSE, THE UNIVERSE WON'T BE
LOBBING MEATBALLS AT
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GARGANTUA-2.
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NO, SIR, SHE PLAYS HARDBALL.
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AND SHE PITCHES OVERHAND.
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[ LOUD WHIRRING ]
>> AAH!
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>> Dr. Venture: YOUR FIGURES ARE
BAD.
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THEY'RE BAD FIGURES.
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>> WELL, MAYBE IF YOU GOT US
SOME DECENT COMPUTERS.
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WHERE'D YOU FIND THESE ANTIQUES,
THE MAYFLOWER?
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>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, SMART
ALECK, YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF
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A TIME-OUT.
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GO SIT IN THE FARADAY CAGE AND
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
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10 MINUTES. I'M TIMING YOU.
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[ WATCH BEEPS, CLICKING ]
WHOA-HO-HO-HO!
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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME.
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THAT'S, UH, ENOUGH FOR TODAY.
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COME ALONG, TOMMY!
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STEP LIVELY, NOW.
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[ HORNS BLARE ]
[ BRANCH CRACKS ]
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[ GUN COCKS ]
>> THOUGHT YOU COULD SNEAK UP ON
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ME, HUH?
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>> #21: I'M NOT SNEAKING.
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I'M PATROLLING THE S.P.H.I.N.X.
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PERIMETER.
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I'M ON FOOT BECAUSE I CAN'T GET
THE BIG S.P.H.I.N.X. TO WORK.
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>> PATROL YOUR WAY BACK TO YOUR
LITTLE CLUBHOUSE, TUBS.
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THIS HERE'S TOP-SECRET STUFF.
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>> #21: "TUBS"?
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LOOK WHO'S TALKING!
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YOUR MAN BOOBS HAVE MAN BOOBS.
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>> HEY, JUST 'CAUSE IT'S HARDER
TO KEEP THE WEIGHT OFF AT MY AGE
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DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T STILL TAKE
SOME LITTLE PUNK OF THE
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MONARCH'S ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!
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>> #21: I TOLD YOU -- I DON'T
WORK FOR THE MONARCH ANYMORE!
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I QUIT!
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YOU WERE THERE WHEN I QUIT!
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>> NAME THE DAY, PUNK!
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>> Monarch: WHERE ARE YOU, BLOOD
OF MY BLOOD?
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COME TO KING'S LANDING AND TAKE
YOUR RIGHTFUL SEAT ON MY IRON
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THRONE.
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>> GO FOR IT.
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00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,360
>> Monarch: W-WHY THE FUCK
ARE YOU ROCKY?
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>> Y-YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA BE
DRAGO.
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>> Monarch: DROGO! KHAL DROGO!
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY
KHALEESI!
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00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,285
WAIT -- DID YOU THINK I MEANT
IVAN DRAGO?
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>> WELL, OBVIOUSLY.
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>> Monarch: WHY WOULD I --
WHAT THE HELL IS SEXY ABOUT
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THAT?
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00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,416
>> WELL, WHAT THE HELL IS A
"KHAL DROGO"?
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00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,626
>> Monarch: NOT A WHAT -- A WHO!
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FROM "GAME OF THRONES"!
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00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,129
>> WELL, I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT
STUPID THING.
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>> Monarch: IT IS NOT STUPID!
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IT'S SPECTACULAR!
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00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,341
AND YES, YOU HAVE.
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WE USED TO WATCH IT TOGETHER
EVERY WEEK!
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>> NO.
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00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:26,222
HONEY, YOU USED TO WATCH THAT
WITH #21.
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>> YOU'RE A BUM, ROCK!
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>> NOT NOW, TIM-TOM!
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00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,103
>> Monarch: [ SIGHS ]
FORGET IT. IT'S RUINED NOW.
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00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,397
>> OH, BABY, I KNOW YOU MISS
HIM, BUT --
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>> Monarch: HOW DARE YOU!
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"MISS HIM"!
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I DON'T MISS HENCHMEN.
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I'M THE MONARCH.
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>> OKAY, OKAY!
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TOUCHY SUBJECT. I'M SORRY.
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00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,197
>> Monarch: AND HE WILL TOO BE
BACK!
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00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,407
JUST AS SOON AS HE'S FINISHED
HIS DOUBLE-UNDERCOVER
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SURVEILLANCE SABBATICAL AT THE
VENTURE COMPOUND!
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>> OH, HONEY, IT'S BEEN OVER A
MONTH.
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>> Monarch: HE'S BIDING HIS
TIME!
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>> OKAY, OKAY!
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LET'S -- LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT
IT.
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NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
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>> I PITY THE FOOL WHO --
>> Monarch: NO! LEAVE US, IMP!
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>> Dr. Venture: CAREFUL, TOMMY.
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00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,259
THEY CALL THEM "CLEANSUITS,"
BUT THEY'RE A BITCH TO LAUNDER.
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00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,177
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ SLURPS ]
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00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,262
TOMMY, THIS IS DELICIOUS.
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00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,555
>> NOT TOO MUCH GRENADINE, SIR?
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00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,598
>> Dr. Venture: [ SCOFFS ]
CAN YOU EVER HAVE TOO MUCH
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00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,849
GRENADINE?
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00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,393
>> SIR, THE UPDATES ON THE
PALAEMON RAY FOR YOUR PERUSAL.
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>> Dr. Venture: THANK YOU,
THOMAS.
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I'LL HAVE THE NEW WORK ORDERS
FOR MANUFACTURING IN THE
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MORNING.
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00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,273
>> VERY GOOD, SIR.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, AND, THOMAS?
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00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,316
>> SIR?
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00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,110
>> Dr. Venture: COULD YOU TELL
TOM, LITTLE TOMMY, AND TOM-TOM
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00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,236
THAT I'LL BE TURNING IN EARLY?
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00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,946
THEY CAN FINISH CLEANING THE
KITCHEN TOMORROW.
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00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:24,863
>> OF COURSE, SIR.
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00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,576
[ HORN BLARES ]
>> GREEN CLASS!
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00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,578
WE MUST GO TO THE E-DEN.
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00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,538
IT IS TIME.
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00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,248
>> SIR, MAY I STAY HERE TONIGHT?
407
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,625
THE E-DEN -- IT'S AN
OH-SO-FRIGHTFUL PLACE.
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00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,169
THE PALAEMON WORKERS -- THEY
TREAT US WITH DISDAIN.
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00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,505
>> Dr. Venture: OH, THEY'RE JUST
JEALOUS THAT YOU GET TO WORK SO
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00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,340
CLOSE TO THE GREAT DR. VENTURE.
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00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,552
YOU JUST TELL THEM THAT THEY'RE
ALMOST AS IMPORTANT AS YOU.
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00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,595
NOW, RUN ALONG.
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00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:50,681
[ HORN BLARES ]
>> [ In distance ] NO!
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00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,099
I BANISH THEE!
415
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,852
BEGONE, SPECTER OF MY
INIQUITIES!
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00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:55,686
I REPENT!
417
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,939
I HAVE AMENDED MY WAYS, SPIRIT!
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00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,024
BEGONE!
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00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,692
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT ARE YOU
YELLING ABOUT?
420
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,153
>> I'M BEING HAUNTED BY THE
PHANTOM OF MY PAST!
421
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,780
YOU PROBABLY CAN'T SEE HIM, FOR
HE HAUNTS ME ALONE!
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00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,740
I HAVE SINNED!
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00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,491
>> Dr. Venture: TAKE IT DOWN,
SCROOGE.
424
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,327
HE'S NOT A GHOST -- HE'S AN
INTERN.
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00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,245
AND HE'S OUT OF PHASE.
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00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,330
>> IS HE OKAY?
427
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,664
>> Dr. Venture: CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,125
>> [ SCREAMING ECHOES ]
>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, GOOD
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00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,168
ENOUGH.
430
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,754
IS THE IONIC PHASE ATTENUATOR
COMPLETE?
431
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,340
>> [ Echoing ] KILL...ME!
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00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,758
>> Dr. Venture: NOT UNTIL WE
SHIP.
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00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,177
>> Dean: NOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO I AM.
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00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,178
I CAN'T EVEN TELL MY BROTHER.
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00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,512
HE'D BE DEVASTATED.
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00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,307
IT'S LIKE I'M DIFFERENT FROM
EVERYONE ELSE, AND I'M JUST
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00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,225
COMPLETELY ALONE.
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00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,436
ANYWAY, I'M SORRY TO GO ON LIKE
THIS.
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00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,229
HOW WAS YOUR HALLOWEEN?
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00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,272
>> IT'S OKAY, DEAN.
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00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,024
YOU KNOW, WE ALL FEEL LIKE THAT
SOMETIMES.
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00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,402
I FEEL THAT WAY ALL THE TIME,
AND I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL.
443
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,779
WELL, I WAS PERFECTLY NORMAL.
444
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,155
>> Dr. Venture: OH, NO!
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00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:50,866
ONLY GREEN CLASS HAS HOUSE
PRIVILEGES, WHITE CLASS.
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00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,160
DEAN, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
FRATERNIZING WITH THE HELP?
447
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,537
>> Dean: THALIA, SHOW HIM YOUR
PROBLEM.
448
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,705
>> OKAY, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU.
449
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,249
THIS SEEMS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE
SEXUAL.
450
00:15:59,333 --> 00:15:59,792
IT'S NOT.
451
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,542
UH, THIS IS IT.
452
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,585
BUT THAT'S NOT IT.
453
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:02,753
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE ON THE
OTHER SIDE.
454
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,338
SO, THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON WITH
ME.
455
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,799
>> Dr. Venture: I SAW A GUY ON
THE LEARNING CHANNEL WITH THAT.
456
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,676
I EVEN HAD SOMETHING LIKE THAT
MYSELF.
457
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,552
SO, UH, DO THEY ITCH OR
SOMETHING?
458
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,221
DO YOU NEED A BALM OR A
LINIMENT?
459
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,347
PERHAPS A SALVE?
460
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,181
>> OKAY, NO.
461
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,265
SEE, I JUST GREW THESE.
462
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,767
I DIDN'T HAVE THESE YESTERDAY.
463
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,727
DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH
THIS?
464
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,813
>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, WELL, I'LL
LOOK INTO THAT.
465
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,606
IN THE MEANWHILE, I WANT YOU ON
CONSTRUCTION.
466
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,566
PUT THOSE NEW HANDS TO SOME
USE, HUH?
467
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,276
[ CHUCKLES ]
LET'S MAKE SOME LEMONADE WITH
468
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,404
THESE LEMONS.
469
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,655
>> Dean: I'LL SEE YOU 'ROUND.
470
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,949
>> Dr. Venture: OH-HO-HO, I
DON'T THINK SO, DEAN.
471
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:35,327
>> TEMPERED GLASS -- AS
INDESTRUCTIBLE AS THE HARDEST
472
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,578
STEEL.
473
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,623
I HAD IT MOVED HERE FROM AN
APPLE STORE IN MADRID.
474
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,250
STEVE WAS A FRIEND.
475
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,960
OH, WELL. THAT'S THE TOUR.
476
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,964
COME -- LET US RETIRE TO MY
SUNKEN LOUNGE, AS SEEN IN THE
477
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:50,634
1983 CULT CLASSIC "HIGHLANDER,"
AND DISCUSS BUSINESS.
478
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,928
>> YES. "LET US."
479
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:56,014
>> NOW, NORMALLY, THERE'S A
90-DAY WAITING PERIOD, BUT IN
480
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,309
LIGHT OF YOUR, UH, GENEROUS
DONATION TO THE GUILD WIDOWS AND
481
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,438
ORPHANS FUND, WE'VE DECIDED TO
JUST GO AHEAD AND ACTIVATE YOUR
482
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,897
MEMBERSHIP.
483
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,942
>> AND THIS HELPFUL ORIENTATION
KIT WILL BRING YOU RIGHT UP TO
484
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,569
SPEED ON HOW WE DO THINGS.
485
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,822
THE HANDSOME TOTE IS YOURS TO
KEEP -- AS OUR GIFT TO YOU.
486
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,949
>> AND HERE IS YOUR TEMPORARY
GUILD I.D.
487
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,910
WE'LL ISSUE YOUR PERMANENT ONE
ONCE YOU'VE DECIDED ON A VILLAIN
488
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:17,619
NAME.
489
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,621
>> "AUGUSTUS ST. CLOUD."
490
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,456
>> AH!
491
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,374
GOING WITH THE REAL NAME, THEN.
492
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,584
VERY LEX LUTHOR OF YOU.
493
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,626
>> ST. CLOUD.
494
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,712
SO, WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE A WEATHER
GUY?
495
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,213
WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS?
496
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,425
>> I HAVE AN INORDINATE AMOUNT
OF MONEY.
497
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,677
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S TALK
ARCHES.
498
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,263
WE'VE GOT A NUMBER OF CANDIDATES
WE THINK WOULD BE JUST --
499
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,516
>> I WILL ONLY ARCH
MASTER BILLY QUIZBOY.
500
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,976
>> AH.
501
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:43,479
SEE, NEW MEMBERS DON'T GET TO
PICK THEIR OWN ARCH IN THE FIRST
502
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,606
YEAR, SO --
>> OH, YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S ALL
503
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,982
COVERED IN THE HANDBOOK.
504
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,152
>> GENTLEMEN, I'VE ONLY DEIGNED
TO JOIN YOUR ORGANIZATION FOR
505
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,490
ONE REASON AND ONE REASON
ONLY -- TO MAKE MY DECADES-OLD
506
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,242
RIVALRY WITH THE QUIZBOY
OFFICIAL.
507
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,496
A LONG TIME AGO, HE STOLE
SOMETHING FROM ME, YOU SEE --
508
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,080
SOMETHING QUITE VALUABLE.
509
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,667
AND I'M DETERMINED TO USE MY
CONSIDERABLE MEANS TO MAKE HIM
510
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,170
SUFFER FOR IT, NO MATTER WHAT
THE COST.
511
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,421
>> WOW!
512
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,673
WELL, YOU'VE CERTAINLY GOT THE
VILLAIN PATTER DOWN.
513
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,841
>> RIGHT. LOOK -- GOOSE BUMPS.
514
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,385
>> UNFORTUNATELY, RULES ARE
RULES, AND --
515
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,095
>> OH, BOO.
516
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,513
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
517
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,640
DID ONE OF YOU...DROP THIS?
518
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:23,519
>> Together: WELCOME TO THE
GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT!
519
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:28,023
[ HAMMERING, TOOLS WHIRRING ]
>> Dr. Venture: [ HUMMING ]
520
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,525
UM, EXCUSE ME.
521
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,819
I'M NOT SURE YOU KNOW WHO I AM.
522
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,362
I'M THE BOSS.
523
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,864
>> NAH, NAH. THIS ONE MAY PASS.
524
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,742
[ LOUD CLANKING ]
>> Quizboy: CLOSE THE DOORS!
525
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,494
>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT!
526
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,246
RELAX! [ SCOFFS ]
WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?
527
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,581
>> Quizboy: IF THOSE DOORS
WEREN'T 4 INCHES OF LEAD, I
528
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,916
WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.
529
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,460
THE WHOLE PLACE IS LIKE A
FUCKING INCUBATOR FOR GENETIC
530
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,211
MUTATIONS.
531
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,546
>> Dr. Venture: HOW BAD IS IT?
532
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,964
>> Quizboy: OH, JUST REALLY BAD.
533
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,716
ALL THE GUYS IN WHITE HAVE A
SECOND SET OF FUNCTIONING ARMS
534
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,926
AND SEVERE BRAIN MUTATIONS.
535
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,554
I GAVE THEM AN E.E.G., AND IT'S
OFF THE CHARTS.
536
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,180
>> Dr. Venture: AND THAT
MEANS...?
537
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,558
>> Quizboy: YOUR INTERNS ARE
CAPABLE OF TELEKINESIS!
538
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,935
AND THEY'RE PROCESSING
INFORMATION LIKE EINSTEIN-FAST!
539
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,563
>> Dr. Venture: SO THAT'LL HELP
THEM AT LEAST FINISH THE PROJECT
540
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,730
ON TIME, RIGHT?
541
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,732
>> Quizboy: MY GOD, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING THIS!
542
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,735
THE GUYS IN ORANGE HAVE
DEVELOPED A FUCKING CARAPACE!
543
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,070
IT'S LIKE A BUNCH OF BEN GRIMMS.
544
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,947
I COULDN'T EVEN GET A NEEDLE IN
'EM TO GET A BLOOD SAMPLE!
545
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,657
>> Dr. Venture: [ SIGHS ]
WHAT ABOUT THE GREEN CLASS?
546
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:19,908
>> Quizboy: WHAT GREEN CLASS?
547
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,702
>> Dr. Venture: THE PEOPLE IN
THE GREEN CLEANSUITS.
548
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,161
>> Quizboy: THERE ARE NO GREEN
CLEANSUITS.
549
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,664
>> HEY, UH...YOU DON'T THINK
THESE ARE GONNA TURN INTO A
550
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,749
PAIR OF EXTRA ARMS, TOO, DO YA?
551
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:34,631
[ HORN BLARES ]
>> Monarch: #21.
552
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:35,716
Psst! #21!
553
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,343
>> #21: THERE'S NO ONE HERE BY
THAT NAME.
554
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,972
>> Monarch: I HEAR YA --
INCOGNITO, AS AM I.
555
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,224
>> #21: WHERE'D YOU GET THAT
CLEANSUIT?
556
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,602
>> Monarch: I KILLED ONE OF THE
VENTURE BROTHERS!
557
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,605
>> #21: YEAH, THAT WAS, UH,
PROBABLY A PALAEMON INTERN.
558
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,647
>> Monarch: DAMN IT!
559
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,691
SO, WHAT ARE YOU, THE VENTURE
GARDENER NOW?
560
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:53,609
>> #21: NO!
561
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,735
I'M S.P.H.I.N.X. COMMANDER!
562
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,903
>> Monarch: EXCELLENT!
563
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,446
A POSITION OF AUTHORITY.
564
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,780
HE'S BEGINNING TO TRUST YOU.
565
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,198
SO, WHAT'S VENTURE WORKING ON
OVER THERE, EH?
566
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,283
LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING BIG.
567
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,618
>> #21: LOOK, I CAN'T BE SEEN
WITH YOU.
568
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,660
I GOT A GOOD THING GOING ON
HERE.
569
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,120
YOU'RE GONNA RUIN THIS FOR ME.
570
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,455
>> Monarch: COME ON.
571
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,456
JUST GIVE ME A HINT.
572
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,540
WHAT ARE THESE "PALAE-MEN"?
573
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,625
SUPER-SOLDIERS?
574
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,543
>> #21: I DON'T WORK FOR YOU
ANYMORE!
575
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,129
>> [ In distance ] I SEE YA
SKULKIN' AROUND OVER THERE,
576
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,297
MONARCH!
577
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,341
NEXT ONE'S GOING STRAIGHT IN
YOUR LITTLE BINDI!
578
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,050
NOW BEAT IT!
579
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:18,717
>> Monarch: ALL RIGHT!
580
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,052
I WAS JUST LEAVING!
581
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,345
#21!
582
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,972
QUICK QUESTION -- WHO IS THE
RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON
583
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:24,765
THRONE?
584
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,433
>> #21: DAENERYS TARGARYEN. DUH.
585
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:27,476
WHY?
586
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,102
>> Monarch: NO REASON, MY MAIN
HENCHMAN.
587
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,647
I MEAN...S.P.H.I.N.X. COMMANDER.
588
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,690
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Hank: THAT'LL BE
589
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,984
45 HANKBUCKS, PLEASE.
590
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,611
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THESE
CLEANSUITS, HUH?
591
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:38,862
OUR MOST POPULAR ITEM.
592
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,198
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
>> DO THEY COME ANY LARGER?
593
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:41,990
>> Hank: HM.
594
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,283
THAT'S THE BIGGEST WE CARRY.
595
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,202
PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF OUR IN-HOUSE
596
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:48,330
TAILORING SERVICE -- FOR A MORE
BESPOKE CLEANSUIT EXPERIENCE.
597
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,792
>> HEY, UH, CAN I INTEREST THE
BIG HARDWORKIN' MAN IN SOME
598
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:52,584
SNACKS?
599
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,752
GRIDDLE'S NICE AND HOT.
600
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,796
>> NO GRIDDLE SNACKS.
601
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,465
WE EAT ONLY STUDENT GREEN.
602
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,593
>> WELL, OUR -- OUR MENU'S
ALWAYS CHANGING, SO CHECK BACK
603
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,135
AGAIN LATER.
604
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,012
>> WE WILL.
605
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,098
>> Hank: WHY ISN'T STUDENT GREEN
ON THE MENU?
606
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,849
>> AH, THESE KIDS ARE JUST
FUSSY.
607
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,476
THEY'RE VEGETARIAN THIS WEEK.
608
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,269
NEXT WEEK, THEY'RE GONNA WANT
GLUTEN-FREE.
609
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,688
>> Hank: WHATEVER.
610
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,023
IF THE CAFé BUSINESS DOESN'T
PICK UP SOON, I'M GONNA HAVE TO
611
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,566
THINK ABOUT LETTING YOU GO.
612
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,359
>> WHA-- GAAH!
613
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,527
>> IT'S THE ECONOMY, MAN.
614
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:23,782
PEOPLE JUST AREN'T EATING OUT
LIKE THEY USED TO.
615
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,742
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
616
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:33,959
>> HEY, HOUSEBOY, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING?
617
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,044
>> I BRING THE DOCTOR THE
UPDATED SCHEDULE FOR THE
618
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:36,920
PALAEMON PROJECT.
619
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,756
>> RUNNING ERRAND FOR MASTER?
620
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,675
LIKE A GOOD LITTLE TOM?
621
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,594
>> YES, LIKE A GOOD --
I-I SHOULD REALLY GET THESE --
622
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,972
>> HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE KISS, BOY?
623
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,056
>> NO...NO...
624
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,766
>> [ CHOMPS ]
>> AAAH!
625
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,768
>> [ GASPS ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
626
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,687
>> OH...GOD!
627
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,105
IT'S PEOPLE!
628
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:59,151
STUDENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF
PEOPLE!
629
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:01,737
WE GOTTA STOP 'EM SOMEHOW!
630
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,572
I GOTTA TELL DOC!
631
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,741
IT'S PEOPLE!
632
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:09,369
STUDENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF
PEOPLE!
633
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:17,794
VENTURE...INDUSTRY.
634
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,047
>> Hey, Rust! It's Double J!
635
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,591
How's the ray shield shaping
up?
636
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:23,550
>> Dr. Venture: IT'S 3:00 A.M.
637
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:24,926
>> TIME?
638
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,095
IN SPACE, IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME
TIME -- TIME TO GET 'ER DONE!
639
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,222
SO, SAYS HERE ON THE SCHEDGE
THAT YOU DELIVER
640
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,682
PROJECT PALAEMON FRIDAY.
641
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,142
>> Dr. Venture: FRIDAY?
642
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,729
UH, I NEED A BIT MORE TIME TO --
I CAN'T DELIVER THAT KIND OF HOT
643
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:36,646
NEWS UNTESTED.
644
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,106
>> [ Chuckles ] Good one!
645
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,734
Test super-magnetized ion
plasma down there?
646
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:43,111
YOU'D BE KNEE-DEEP IN
SPONTANEOUS GENETIC MUTATIONS.
647
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,947
>> Dr. Venture: Yeah, I-I
wouldn't test the ray here.
648
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:49,117
>> YEAH, THE LAST SUPER-SCIENCE
MAVERICK TO TRY THAT TRICK IS
649
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,787
NOW BILLED AS PALO,
THE HUMAN BEETLE.
650
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,163
BUT, HEY, AT LEAST HE'S IN
SHOWBIZ.
651
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,874
AM I RIGHT? [ LAUGHS ]
>> Dr. Venture: [ LAUGHS ]
652
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,292
NO, NO. YOU'RE...RIGHT.
653
00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:58,877
SO, UH, SEE YOU IN TWO DAYS?
654
00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,795
>> I'll see you tomorrow!
655
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,004
>> Dr. Venture: TOMORROW?!
656
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,798
YOU SAID FRIDAY. IT'S WEDNESDAY.
657
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,007
>> It's Thursday morning.
658
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,008
Get some sleep, Rust.
659
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,219
I'll see you in 27 hours.
660
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,763
[ Click, dial tone ]
>> Dr. Venture: SHIT
661
00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:10,931
Hatred!
662
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,307
Stop lollygagging and get up
here!
663
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,850
I need the ray shield now!
664
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,143
Hatred! Come in! Hatred!
665
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,270
>> HE STILL HASN'T FIGURED IT
OUT YET, HAS HE?
666
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,815
>> EH, DOC ISN'T THE QUICKEST
SPRINTER IN THE RACE.
667
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,901
I'M JUST HOPING HE CARES ENOUGH
ABOUT THAT RAY SHIELD TO RESCUE
668
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:23,985
US FOR IT.
669
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,654
I MEAN, IF THERE EVEN IS A RAY
SHIELD.
670
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,239
>> THE RAY SHIELD WAS COMPLETED
LONG AGO.
671
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:30,158
YOU KNOW THAT MARTIN PLANS ON
USING IT TO TURN ALL OF HUMANITY
672
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,660
INTO A CHILD OF PALAEMON?
673
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,078
THE GUY'S GONE INSANE!
674
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:36,206
BUT THERE'S A STORY AMONG OUR
PEOPLE THAT THERE WILL COME A
675
00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:38,416
SAVIOR -- THE LEE-HUN-TOOK.
676
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,921
HE, AND ONLY HE, WILL LEAD THE
CHILDREN OF PALAEMON TO PEACE.
677
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:44,339
>> AH, YOU GUYS MOVE FAST.
678
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,591
WHAT, YOU BEEN HERE THREE
MONTHS, AND YOU ALREADY GOT
679
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,051
LEGENDS OF SAVIORS?
680
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,929
>> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A BUNCH
OF GEEKS FROM STATE UNIVERSITY.
681
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:54,015
YOU MUTATE THAT KIND OF OUTCAST,
AND IT GETS ALL "SYFY CHANNEL
682
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,518
ORIGINAL FEATURE" REAL QUICK.
683
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:57,769
>> YOU!
684
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:58,770
HOUSE TOM!
685
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,355
IT YOUR TIME.
686
00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,189
>> NO! NO!
687
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,858
SERGEANT, IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR!
688
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,734
>> AH, NOT TOMMY! NO!
689
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:05,902
>> DON'T CRY FOR ME!
690
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:06,862
TELL MY STORY!
691
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,697
>> IT'S A MADHOUSE!
692
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,991
A MADHOUSE!
693
00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:12,868
>> Dean: HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO
ME.
694
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,162
I HAVE NO IMPACT ON ANYTHING MY
DAD DOES.
695
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:18,707
>> WELL, SOMETHING HAS TO BE
DONE, AND SOON, BECAUSE MARTIN
696
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:22,210
WANTS TO, LIKE, RULE THE
WORLD -- LIKE, LITERALLY RULE
697
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:25,297
THE WORLD -- AND MAKE EVERYONE
LIKE THIS.
698
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:26,715
>> Dean: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO DO ABOUT IT?
699
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,091
BEAT HIM UP?
700
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,885
>> THAT'S KIND OF WHAT I'M
LEANING TOWARDS, BECAUSE THERE'S
701
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,303
NO ONE ELSE.
702
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:33,388
ALL THE TOMS HAVE BEEN EATEN,
AND THE OTHERS ARE JUST BLIND
703
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:34,848
FOLLOWERS.
704
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:37,976
[ Thinking ] JUST COME BE WITH
ME IN E-DEN AND CHALLENGE
705
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:38,935
MARTIN FOR LEADERSHIP.
706
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,395
>> Dean: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
707
00:24:40,478 --> 00:24:41,771
YOU TALKED TO MY BRAIN!
708
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,190
>> YOU CAN DO IT, TOO.
709
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:47,819
JUST TRY AND THINK YOUR WORDS
INTO MY BRAIN.
710
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,446
>> Dean: [ Thinking ] SHE'S
GONNA KISS ME.
711
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:52,073
I USED TO WANT TO KISS THE GIRL
GREMLIN WITH THE LIPSTICK.
712
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:53,950
THALIA'S TALLER AND HAS
BOOBIES.
713
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,035
>> NO. [ Chuckling ] OKAY.
714
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:57,037
JUST CONCENTRATE. CONCENTRATE.
715
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,163
>> Dean: TRIANA HAD BOOBS.
716
00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,040
I WONDER IF ALL BOOBS ARE SOFT.
717
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,500
OR ARE SOME SUPER-EXTRA-SOFT?
718
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:04,211
>> DEAN, WHAT YOU'RE NOT DOING
IS CONCENTRATING.
719
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:05,545
YOU CANNOT LET YOUR MIND
WANDER.
720
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,339
>> Dean: DO I JUST TOUCH THEM,
OR SHOULD I ASK?
721
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,257
I REALLY HOPE THEY HAVEN'T
GOTTEN ALL MUTATED.
722
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,217
BUT WHAT IF THEY DRIP ACID NOW?
723
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,927
>> ALL RIGHT. NEVER MIND.
724
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,720
LET'S JUST TALK REGULAR.
725
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,430
>> Monarch: YES, THEY HAD FOUR
ARMS!
726
00:25:15,513 --> 00:25:17,974
LIKE THAT BLUE HINDU SCULPTURE
AT THE PLACE WITH THE CHICKEN
727
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,267
DISH YOU LIKE!
728
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,770
AND THE OTHERS, THE ORANGE
ONES, THEY WERE AS BIG AS
729
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,104
ANDRé GIANTS!
730
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,858
I'M TELLING YOU, VENTURE HAS
CREATED A RACE OF SUPERMEN!
731
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,653
>> YEAH, THE DNA IN THIS
JUMPSUIT IS REALLY F'd UP.
732
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:33,073
I'M READING TRACE AMOUNTS OF
SUPER-MAGNETIZED IONS.
733
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:35,283
DEFINITELY MORE ADVANCED THAN
ANYTHING I'VE SEEN FROM VENTURE
734
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:35,909
BEFORE.
735
00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:36,952
>> Monarch: I KNEW IT!
736
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,161
HE'S STEPPING UP HIS GAME.
737
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,038
WE MUST MATCH HIS GAME WITH...
738
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,289
MUCH MORE GAME!
739
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,124
>> [ SIGHS ]
SWEETIE, CAN THIS WAIT TILL
740
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,376
MORNING?
741
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,461
MY VOICE GETS ALL RASPY IF I
DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP.
742
00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:47,629
>> Monarch: WOW. REALLY?
743
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:48,797
YEAH, THAT'S...UH...
744
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,465
>> WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO
DO WITH ALL THIS?
745
00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:53,134
>> Monarch: USE YOUR SCIENCE
STUFF TO MAKE OUR HENCHMEN INTO
746
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,844
A RACE OF SUPER-ER MEN!
747
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:55,637
>> UGH!
748
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,972
YOU GONNA GET ALL BOSSY NOW?
749
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,807
>> Monarch: WELL, I -- YEAH?
750
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,518
I-I MEAN, I AM KIND OF YOUR
BOSS, RIGHT?
751
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:04,771
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
>> Dr. Venture: THIS IS THE
752
00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:06,106
CRACK TEAM I TOLD YOU TO
ASSEMBLE?
753
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:08,191
>> Quizboy: IT'S 6:00 IN THE
MORNING, AND I DON'T HAVE
754
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,026
JASON STATHAM'S PHONE NUMBER!
755
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:10,902
THIS IS THE BEST I COULD DO!
756
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,279
WHAT IS THAT?
757
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:14,155
>> Dr. Venture: THEY CHAINED THE
DOORS AND LEFT THIS RANSOM
758
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,365
NOTE -- "94 THESES."
759
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:17,158
>> DUDE, IT MUST REALLY REEK IN
THERE.
760
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,077
>> Quizboy: "THESES," NOT
"FECES."
761
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,830
IT'S A LIST OF CHALLENGES,
PATTERNED ON THE ONE POSTED BY
762
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,040
MARTIN LUTHER, AN AUGUSTINIAN
MONK WHO, IN 15--
763
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,500
>> Pete: T.M.I., LITTLE GUY.
764
00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:26,501
>> Quizboy: ...1597.
765
00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:27,794
>> #21: THIS IS NUTS.
766
00:26:27,877 --> 00:26:29,963
LIKE, HALF OF IT IS WRITTEN IN
KLINGON.
767
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:31,172
AND THE REST IS SINDARIN.
768
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:34,092
>> Quizboy: ACTUALLY, THAT'S
QUENYA -- HIGH-ELVEN, VERY
769
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,385
SIMILAR TO SINDARIN.
770
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,012
>> Hank: YEAH, I LEFT MY
ENGLISH-TO-GEEK DICTIONARY IN
771
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:37,846
MY ROOM.
772
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,014
>> Both: "LORD OF THE RINGS"!
773
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,890
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT DO THEY
WANT -- HIGHER PAY?
774
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,768
>> Quizboy: THEY WANT, AND I
QUOTE, "THE SUN TO RISE ON THE
775
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:46,438
CHILDREN OF PALAEMON WITH RAYS
OF GLOBAL DOMINION."
776
00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:48,356
>> Dr. Venture: THAT'S NOT
HAPPENING.
777
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,442
LET'S CUT THESE CHAINS AND GET
MY RAY SHIELD.
778
00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:53,111
>> Quizboy: RUST, THAT FACILITY
IS A FULLY CONTAMINATED MUTANT
779
00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:54,029
INCUBATOR!
780
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:55,196
WE CAN'T GO IN THERE UNLESS WE
DECON.
781
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,489
AND THAT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY.
782
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:59,159
>> Dr. Venture: WELL, MY BROTHER
IS GONNA BE HERE IN...
783
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:00,785
24 HOURS!
784
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,955
ALL MY HOUSEBOYS AND HATRED
HAVE DISAPPEARED, AND I'M LEFT
785
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:04,873
WITH THE B-TEAM!
786
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:05,582
>> #21: B-TEAM?!
787
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:07,000
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP!
788
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:09,961
AS NEW S.P.H.I.N.X. COMMANDER,
I'M TAKING OVER THIS MISSION!
789
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,422
BLONDIE, SHORTY, GET TO WORK ON
DECONTAMINATION.
790
00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:15,550
LURCH AND BOY-BAND, REPORT
ANYTHING STRANGE BACK TO ME.
791
00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:16,134
>> Hank: CHECK!
792
00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:17,510
>> HEY, COOL.
793
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,220
>> #21: PAPA V., YOU FIND A WAY
TO REVERSE THE MUTATIONS.
794
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,889
I'M GONNA GET TO WORK ON
DECIPHERING THIS LIST OF
795
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,098
DEMANDS.
796
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:25,101
WE HAVE 24 HOURS TO DELIVER A
RAY SHIELD, PEOPLE!
797
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:28,188
LET'S BRING THIS BABY HOME!
798
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,273
[ WHIP CRACKS ]
>> AAH!
799
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:32,275
[ WHIP CRACKS ]
GAHH!
800
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,236
>> WHAT IS YOUR NAME, OUTLANDER?
801
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,196
>> EAT ME!
802
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:38,490
>> HEY, DON'T TEMPT ME,
DELICIOUS!
803
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:39,199
>> YOWW!
804
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:40,617
>> WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
805
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:41,409
>> HATRED!
806
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,078
I'M SERGEANT HATRED!
807
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,913
>> THAT IS YOUR SLAVE NAME!
808
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:45,914
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
809
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:46,915
>> YAAAGH!
810
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,416
MY NAME IS SERGEANT HATRED!
811
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,336
>> THAT IS NOT WHAT IT SAYS ON
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, DUDE!
812
00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:53,922
YOUR MASTERS HAVE STRIPPED YOU
OF YOUR BLUE ROBES.
813
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,799
YOUR BODY IS CHANGING, JUST AS
OURS.
814
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:58,218
JOIN US, OR WE'RE GONNA
STRAIGHT-UP EAT YOU, SON!
815
00:27:58,301 --> 00:27:59,386
NO LIES!
816
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,845
>> [ GROANS ]
>> HEY! MARTIN!
817
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:02,889
>> Dean: I-I CHANGED MY MIND,
I WANT TO GO.
818
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:04,349
>> THALIA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
819
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:06,935
>> THIS IS DEAN, OF THE VENTURE
CLAN.
820
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,436
HE HAS COME FOR CHALLENGE.
821
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,146
>> YO, DID YOU NOT READ THE
RULES I WROTE?
822
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:10,939
HE'S AN OUTSIDER.
823
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:11,940
IT'S FORBIDDEN.
824
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:12,774
>> Dean: OUTSIDER?!
825
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,109
YOU'RE THE OUTSIDER.
826
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,611
BEFORE YOU GUYS MADE THIS INTO
E-WOK VILLAGE OR WHATEVER, IT
827
00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:18,154
WAS JUST A PART OF MY YARD.
828
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,322
>> [ Thinking ] HEY, BRO.
829
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,782
CAN YOU SPEAK IN SILENT TONGUE?
830
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:23,159
>> Dean: IF HE PUNCHES ME, I
MIGHT POOP MYSELF A LITTLE.
831
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,577
I CAN FEEL SOME POOP COMING.
832
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:25,537
>> OH, DON'T DO THAT.
833
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,579
HE'S REALLY BAD AT THAT.
834
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:27,872
>> YEAH, NO KIDDIN'.
835
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,541
>> Dean: WELL, IF HE WON'T
ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE AND PUSSES
836
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,209
OUT, THEN I GUESS I SHOULD JUST
GO.
837
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:32,794
>> PUSS OUT?! NO, NO.
838
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:36,631
I ACCEPT CHALLENGE, AND, AS MY
CHA-NIRA, I'M GOIN' WITH MY MAIN
839
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,174
MAN, MATT!
840
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:39,676
>> YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW.
841
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:40,927
>> Dean: UM...
842
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,888
AS MY...WHATEVER HE JUST SAID, I
CHOOSE...
843
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:44,639
HIM.
844
00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:45,974
>> [ GASPS ] COURTNEY.
845
00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:47,475
>> Dean: COURTNEY?
846
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,395
>> YEAH, MY GRANDMOTHER WAS --
YOU TELL ANYONE IT'S COURTNEY,
847
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:51,479
AND I WILL KILL YOU.
848
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,148
>> Quizboy: WHAT, ARE YOU
SLEEPING?
849
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:54,732
TELL ME YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING!
850
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,693
>> Pete: WHILE WE'VE BEEN UP
WORKING ON YOUR DECONTAMINATION
851
00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:57,819
PROBLEM!
852
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,195
>> Dr. Venture: I-I-I WAS
RESTING MY EYES.
853
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,405
>> Pete: WHAT ARE YOU, MY DAD?
854
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:01,906
DID YOU GET ALL TUCKERED OUT
WATCHING "MATLOCK"?
855
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,158
>> Quizboy: YEAH, GRANDPA.
856
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,993
HAD TOO MUCH CHINESE BUFFET AND
DRIFTED OFF WATCHING
857
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,161
"MURDER, SHE WROTE"?
858
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,996
>> Pete: YEAH, HE'S GOT TO WATCH
HIS "JESSICA."
859
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:09,247
>> Dr. Venture: HILARIOUS.
860
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,249
DID YOU SOLVE THE
DECONTAMINATION PROBLEM OR WHAT?
861
00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:13,084
>> Pete: WE'RE CONJECTURAL
TECHNOLOGIES!
862
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,335
PIECE O' CAKE!
863
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,753
>> Quizboy: OH, YEAH, THE DEVICE
IS ALL BUILT AND READY.
864
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:19,007
WE JUST GOT TO BORROW YOUR OLD
PLASMA ENGINE TO POWER IT UP.
865
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,383
>> Dr. Venture: YEAH...I...
866
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:21,551
KIND OF SOLD IT TO ST. CLOUD.
867
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,595
>> Quizboy: WHAT, ARE YOU
FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
868
00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:26,473
THE ENGINE FROM THE FLOATING
PLATFORM IN EPISODE 204, "THE
869
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:28,057
DISAPPEARING ROCKETBOY MYSTERY"?
870
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,058
>> Dr. Venture: KINDA.
871
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,310
>> Quizboy: HOW COULD YOU?!
872
00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:31,227
ST. CLOUD IS MY ARCHENEMY!
873
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:32,604
LIKE, LEGALLY MY ARCHENEMY!
874
00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:35,023
>> Dr. Venture: YEAH, WELL,
WELCOME TO THE GOOD-GUY TEAM.
875
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:36,107
>> Pete: OH, SMOOTH, RUST.
876
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,066
NOW WE GOT TO GO GET IT BACK.
877
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,318
>> Quizboy: CAN'T WAIT.
878
00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:40,195
TELL ME YOU AT LEAST SOLVED THE
MUTATION PROBLEM.
879
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,197
>> Dr. Venture: I'VE BEEN
RUNNING SIMULATIONS.
880
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,781
ALL OF THEM HAVE ENDED IN THEIR
DEATH.
881
00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:45,742
>> Quizboy: THAT'S OREGON TRAIL
YOU'RE PLAYING!
882
00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,744
DID YOU DO THE REST OF YOUR
TESTS IN FREE CELL?!
883
00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:49,662
>> Dr. Venture: I-I-I'M DOING
THE BEST I CAN!
884
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,331
PALO SALAZAR IS DEAD!
885
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:55,210
IF PALO SALAZAR COULDN'T SOLVE
IT, WHAT ARE MY CHANCES?
886
00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:56,711
>> Pete: WHO'S PALO SALAZAR?
887
00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:59,547
>> HE WAS ONCE THE WORLD'S
FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON GENETIC
888
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,798
MUTATIONS.
889
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,717
AND THEN AFTER BEING BELTED BY
SUPER-MAGNETIZED IONS AND
890
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,093
PLASMA...
891
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,262
>> Monarch: NOW HE'S WRECKING
THE TOWN WITH THE POWER OF A
892
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,388
BULL?
893
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,307
AIN'T NO MONSTER CLOWN WHO IS AS
LOVEABLE?
894
00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:10,600
>> CLOSE.
895
00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:14,062
HE BECOMES A CIRCUS FREAK KNOWN
AS PALO, THE HUMAN BEETLE.
896
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:16,397
THEN HE DISAPPEARS -- PRESUMED
DEAD.
897
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,108
>> Monarch: BUT THE STORY
DOESN'T END THERE.
898
00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:20,276
>> NO, IT DOESN'T.
899
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,570
AROUND THAT TIME, A
BEETLE-THEMED SUPERVILLAIN
900
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,198
CALLED BUGABOO APPEARS OUT OF
NOWHERE.
901
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,115
AND DOES HE ROB BANKS?
902
00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:27,367
NO.
903
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:30,203
HE STEALS LITHIUM,
NANOPHOSPHATES, AND A WHOLE LIST
904
00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:31,579
OF CRAZY THINGS.
905
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,082
>> Monarch: AND THAT LIST OF
CRAZY THINGS IS IN GUILD
906
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:34,791
RECORDS?
907
00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:35,583
>> NOPE.
908
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,252
IT'S RIGHT...THERE.
909
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,045
>> Monarch: OH, I'M SO TURNED
ON.
910
00:30:39,128 --> 00:30:41,047
LET ME DO YOU RIGHT HERE ON THE
DESK!
911
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,758
>> SWEETIE, I HAVE TO FINISH MY
WORK ON THESE MUTATIONS.
912
00:30:43,841 --> 00:30:45,134
>> Monarch: FINISH ME!
913
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:47,929
I'M ALL REVVED UP FROM THAT
"HART TO HART"-STYLE REPARTEE WE
914
00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:48,638
HAD THERE.
915
00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,431
COME ON! JUST A HANDY?
916
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:54,769
>> AN ARMY OF UNIFORMED HENCHN
IS READY TO OBEY YOUR EVERY
917
00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:55,645
ORDER.
918
00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:57,522
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
919
00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:01,442
LEARN TO RECOGNIZE THE TELLTALE
WARNING SIGNS OF A BLUNDERER.
920
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,361
THIS HENCHMAN LOOKS ALL RIGHT.
921
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:04,779
BUT LOOK CLOSER.
922
00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:06,364
HIS SAFETY IS STILL ON.
923
00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:08,157
HIS TUNIC IS UNTUCKED.
924
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:09,576
AND HIS BOOT IS UNTIED.
925
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,703
WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS
BLUNDERING?
926
00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:13,997
>> DUH, HI, DOCTOR-Z!
927
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,457
>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T
MR. BLUNDER, THE --
928
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,293
>> DUR...I TRIED MY HARDEST.
929
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,004
>> AND THAT'S WHAT A MR.
BLUNDER WILL SAY.
930
00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:23,131
BUT YOU MUST BE FIRM WITH A
BLUNDERER.
931
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,257
YOU HAVE BLUNDERED...
932
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,925
[ CLATTER ]
...FOR THE LAST TIME!
933
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:26,968
>> PEI?
934
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,929
DID WE HEAR A LITTLE BOOMSKI
DOWNSTAIRS?
935
00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:30,888
>> HNH?
936
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,015
>> Quizboy: Will you be
careful?!
937
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:33,725
>> Pete: The guy has knickknacks
everywhere!
938
00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:35,685
>> Quizboy: That knickknack is
the Staff of Ra.
939
00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:38,271
>> Pete: Well, he put it at head
level!
940
00:31:38,354 --> 00:31:39,564
>> Quizboy: It's too high.
941
00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:42,275
He should've taken back one
kadam to honor the Hebrew god.
942
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:45,153
>> Both: THEY'RE DIGGING IN THE
WRONG PLACE!
943
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,529
>> Pete: [ SNIFFS ]
OH, BILLY!
944
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,197
WHAT, DID YOU CRAP YOURSELF?
945
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:49,324
IN EXCITEMENT, MAYBE?
946
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:50,033
>> Quizboy: NO.
947
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:50,867
I WAS GONNA ASK YOU.
948
00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:52,368
IT SMELLS LIKE DEATH IN HERE.
949
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:55,705
[ RUSTLING ]
>> Both: AAAH--
950
00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:58,249
[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]
>> DROP.
951
00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,500
SLAGATHOR, DROP.
952
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:03,755
DON'T EAT DADDY'S NEW
ARCHENEMIES UNTIL HE'S HAD HIS
953
00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:04,714
FUN.
954
00:32:07,383 --> 00:32:08,426
COME IN, BOY-BAND.
955
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:09,344
WHAT'S YOUR 20?
956
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:10,553
>> Hank: You're #20?
957
00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:11,721
I thought you were #21.
958
00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:13,598
>> He's using police code,
dingus!
959
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,266
We're hiding, holding baseball
bats.
960
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:16,851
>> Hank: Pretty sure the big
orange guys are eating
961
00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:18,227
everybody.
962
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:19,479
>> Oh, they're like a bunch of
Floridians all jacked up on
963
00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:20,271
bath salts.
964
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:21,397
>> #21: ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.
965
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,107
I'M ASSEMBLING THE TEAM FOR
ACTION.
966
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,901
DO YOU NEED EXTRACTION FROM
YOUR POSITION?
967
00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:27,362
>> Hank: No, we can just run
across the yard, screaming.
968
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:30,198
Pretty sure I'm scared enough
to piss myself, and nobody wants
969
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:32,116
to eat a kid all soaked in pee.
970
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,618
>> #21: PAPA V., DO YOU HAVE THE
ANTIDOTE?
971
00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:35,370
>> Dr. Venture: KINDA BUSY NOW.
972
00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:36,496
>> #21: Oh, uh...it's cool.
973
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:37,538
You know, we all do it.
974
00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:38,998
>> Dr. Venture: WE ALL SOAK OUR
BUNIONS?
975
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:39,957
>> #21: Oh.
976
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,209
I thought you were having a
push.
977
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,210
>> Dr. Venture: A "PUSH"?
978
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,294
THAT'S DISGUSTING!
979
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:44,712
WHERE'D YOU EVEN GET THAT FROM?
980
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,714
>> #21: I don't remember where I
got that, but whatever.
981
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,091
How's the antidote going?
982
00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:49,717
>> Dr. Venture: I WHIPPED UP A
LITTLE COCKTAIL OF METYRAPONE,
983
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,887
FLUNITRAZEPAM, BABY ASPIRIN,
ANTIBIOTICS, AND SOME OTHER
984
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:53,680
GOODIES.
985
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:54,972
It should...do something.
986
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,265
>> #21: SWEET.
987
00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,309
ALL RIGHT, GET INTO POSITION
FOR ANTIDOTE APPLICATION.
988
00:32:58,393 --> 00:32:59,811
OVER AND OUT.
989
00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,479
BLONDIE, SHORTY, COME IN.
990
00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:04,899
>> I don't even want to know why
you're on the other line.
991
00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:06,275
So just listen.
992
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:07,610
I'm inside.
993
00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,571
Dean's with me, but he's not
exactly safe, so if you are
994
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:14,283
planning a rescue, now's the
time!
995
00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:15,076
>> #21: GREAT.
996
00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,703
BLONDIE, SHORTY! COME IN!
997
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:17,787
>> Pete: UGH!
998
00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:18,871
THAT WAS FOUL!
999
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,164
WHAT WAS THAT?
1000
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,750
>> SLAGATHOR IS A CORPSE/FLOWER
HYBRID.
1001
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:26,212
HE IS A CUTTING FROM THE
MAN-EATING PLANT IN THE 1956
1002
00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:29,549
B-MOVIE "VOODOO ISLAND,"
STARRING MR. BORIS KARLOFF.
1003
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:32,760
>> Quizboy: WITH "BATMAN's"
ADAM WEST, AND IT WAS 1957.
1004
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,471
>> Pete: SO, UH, WHO'S YOUR
MUSCLE?
1005
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:36,848
>> OH, THAT'S PEI WIE.
1006
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,850
HE'S A RARE ASIAN ALBINO.
1007
00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:42,520
MUCH MORE COLLECTIBLE THAN YOUR
DOMESTIC ALBINO.
1008
00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:43,187
>> Pete: BIG WHOOP.
1009
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:44,063
I HAVE BETTER HAIR.
1010
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:45,440
>> SO, YOU COME FOR AN ARCHING?
1011
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:46,816
>> Quizboy: NOT TONIGHT.
1012
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:49,318
WE JUST WANT THE FLOATING
PLATFORM YOU BOUGHT FROM
1013
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:49,902
VENTURE.
1014
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:50,737
>> OF COURSE.
1015
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,321
LET ME JUST GET THAT FOR YOU.
1016
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:53,030
>> Pete: REALLY?
1017
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:53,573
[ CHUCKLES ] AWESOME.
1018
00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:54,615
THANKS, GUY.
1019
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,326
>> IT WILL ONLY COST BILLY
ONE DOLLAR.
1020
00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:00,872
YES, THE SAME AMOUNT BILLY
SNIPED ME IN OUR RECENT eBay
1021
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:01,622
JOUST.
1022
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,582
>> Quizboy: OH, MY GOD.
1023
00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:03,791
WILL YOU GET OVER THAT?!
1024
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,960
I WON THE RUSTY MEGO DOLL FAIR
AND SQUARE.
1025
00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:07,754
>> SURE YOU DID, QUIZBOY.
1026
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:11,424
JUST LIKE YOU "WON" A CERTAIN
FIXED GAME SHOW WHEN WE WERE
1027
00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:12,717
BOTH 15.
1028
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,969
JUST 100 PENNIES.
1029
00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:17,472
EAT THEM, AND THE PLASMA ENGINE
IS YOURS.
1030
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:19,307
>> Quizboy: I'M NOT GONNA EAT
PENNIES!
1031
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:20,475
>> Pete: BILLY, EAT THE PENNIES.
1032
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:21,642
IT'S -- IT'S JUST PENNIES.
1033
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,394
SO YOU POOP PENNIES -- BIG DEAL!
1034
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:24,103
>> ALL RIGHT.
1035
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,855
I'LL SWEETEN THE POT.
1036
00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:27,315
>> [ BEEPS ]
>> Quizboy: WHAT -- A
1037
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:28,441
H.E.L.P.eR. MODEL?
1038
00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:30,234
>> IT'S THE REAL H.E.L.P.eR.,
THANK YOU.
1039
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,445
I RECENTLY PURCHASED HIM FROM
DR. VENTURE.
1040
00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:34,489
>> Pete: AW, HE SOLD
H.E.L.P.eR., TOO?
1041
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:35,615
THAT IS JUST COLD.
1042
00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:38,493
>> EAT THE PENNIES, AND HE'S
YOURS, AS WELL.
1043
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:39,702
>> Pete: JUST EAT THE PENNIES.
1044
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:40,578
>> EAT THE PENNIES, QUIZBOY.
1045
00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:41,788
>> Pete: EAT THE PENNIES.
1046
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,039
>> Quizboy: I WON'T EAT PENNIES!
1047
00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:44,874
>> LISTEN TO YOUR SIDEKICK AND
EAT THE PENNIES.
1048
00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:47,043
>> Pete: I AM NOT A SIDEKIC--
BILLY, EAT THE DAMN PENNIES
1049
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:47,710
ALREADY!
1050
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:48,878
>> EAT THE PENNIES.
1051
00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:49,837
>> Quizboy: NO, I'M NOT GONNA
EAT THE PENNIES!
1052
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,839
LISTEN, LET'S DO THIS
OLD-SCHOOL.
1053
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:52,757
>> GO ON.
1054
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,342
>> Quizboy: TRIVIA -- ONE
QUESTION.
1055
00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:56,052
WINNER TAKES ALL.
1056
00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:59,013
>> YOU GET H.E.L.P.eR., THE
FLOATING PLATFORM, AND I GET...?
1057
00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:00,431
>> Quizboy: NAME IT.
1058
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:01,682
>> I WANT YOUR ALBINO.
1059
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:02,809
I'M COLLECTING THEM NOW.
1060
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:03,559
>> Quizboy: FINE.
1061
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:04,227
TAKE THE ALBINO.
1062
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:05,353
>> Pete: WHAT?! NO!
1063
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:06,729
>> Quizboy: White, you gotta
trust me here.
1064
00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,022
I can geek-trivia circles around
him.
1065
00:35:08,105 --> 00:35:09,982
I'm the Quizboy.
1066
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,859
>> THEN WE'LL DO THIS PROPERLY.
1067
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,529
STEP INTO THE OCTAGON, QUIZBOY.
1068
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:16,739
[ CLANKING ]
IT TOOK ME YEARS AND A SMALL
1069
00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:22,370
FORTUNE TO REASSEMBLE, BUT IT'S
WORTH EVERY DELICIOUS PENNY.
1070
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:23,913
>> CHILDREN OF PALAEMON!
1071
00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:27,917
YOU ARE ASSEMBLED TO WITNESS AND
ABIDE THE OUTCOME OF THIS
1072
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,046
CHALLENGE FOR LEE-HUN-TOOK,
PROMISED LEADER OF THESE LANDS.
1073
00:35:32,129 --> 00:35:34,966
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW, REMEMBER, HIS
LOWER SET OF ARMS ARE STILL NEW
1074
00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:38,511
AND VULNERABLE, AND THAT MAKES
HIS UPPER BODY REALLY CLUMSY.
1075
00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:39,846
>> Dean: [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
I'M READY.
1076
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:40,638
>> ALL RIGHT!
1077
00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:41,889
YOU CAN DO THIS, CHAMP!
1078
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:45,059
>> AS CHALLENGER, DEAN MAY
CHOOSE HIS COMBAT.
1079
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:48,437
>> LET IT BE THE SCILLA-MU-TURA,
THE BLADE THAT SHINES LIKE THE
1080
00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:49,063
MOON!
1081
00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:50,439
I DOMINATE THAT!
1082
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:51,774
>> Dean: I CHOOSE...
1083
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,818
THE WAY OF THE INDIAN!
1084
00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:54,902
>> SAY WHAT?
1085
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,446
[ PEOPLE CHANTING ]
[ INHALING SHARPLY ]
1086
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,823
AAAH! I YIELD! I SUBMIT!
1087
00:35:58,906 --> 00:35:59,907
AAH!
1088
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,951
>> WINNER OF THE INDIAN
SUNBURN -- DEAN!
1089
00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:03,786
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> Dean: [ WHISTLES ]
1090
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,962
>> WINNER OF THE INDIAN FEAST --
IT'S DEAN!
1091
00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:16,007
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> Dean: [ YELLING ]
1092
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:18,926
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> COME ON! SNAP IT!
1093
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,094
JUST SNAP YOUR LEG!
1094
00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:20,845
MOMENTUM!
1095
00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:22,054
COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!
1096
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:24,348
>> Dean: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
1097
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,601
>> WINNER OF THE INDIAN LEG
WRESTLING -- DEAN!
1098
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:29,020
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
HE THE LEE-HUN-TOOK!
1099
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:32,440
IT IS THE DAWN OF THE SECOND
AGE, YOU GUYS!
1100
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,942
>> Pete: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
1101
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:39,030
WELCOME TO A SPECIAL EDITION OF
QUIZBOYS!
1102
00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:41,824
[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
ONCE THE LAZY TRUST-FUND HEIR
1103
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,954
TO THE WORLD'S LARGEST PLASTICS
COMPANY, NOW THE WORST-DRESSED
1104
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:51,584
SUPERVILLAIN -- PLEASE WELCOME
AUGUSTUS ST. CLOUD!
1105
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:54,795
AND OUR RETURNING CHAMPION, THE
UNDEFEATED MASTER OF THE GAME
1106
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,048
AND SUPER-SCIENTIST NEMESIS
TO ST. CLOUD,
1107
00:36:57,131 --> 00:37:00,384
BILLY "QUIZBOY" WHALEN!
1108
00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:03,137
ONE QUESTION, AGREED UPON BY
BOTH CONTESTANTS.
1109
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,805
THE QUESTION IS...
1110
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:08,059
HOW MANY ROBOTS ARE IN THIS
CABINET?
1111
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,978
[ BUZZER ]
>> THE ANSWER...
1112
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,605
IS FIVE.
1113
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:13,814
>> Quizboy: WRONG!
1114
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,733
THERE'S FOUR, ST. CLOUD.
1115
00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:16,984
>> NOMAD -- ONE.
1116
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,569
H.E.L.P.eR. -- TWO.
1117
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,155
THE WALKING EYE THAT IS PART OF
H.E.L.P.eR. -- THREE.
1118
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,406
TWIKI -- FOUR.
1119
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:26,744
AND AROUND HIS NECK IS
DR. THEOPOLIS -- FIVE!
1120
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:28,204
OH! DID YOU MISS THAT?
1121
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:29,121
I'M SO SORRY.
1122
00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:30,539
>> Quizboy: NOT SO FAST,
ST. CLOUD!
1123
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:32,583
NOMAD ISN'T A ROBOT.
1124
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,001
IT'S A DEEP-SPACE PROBE.
1125
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:37,505
NOMAD, A PROBE, MERGED WITH
TAN RU, AN ALIEN PROBE.
1126
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,090
TWO PROBES DON'T MAKE A ROBOT.
1127
00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:40,508
>> THEY CALL HIM A ROBOT.
1128
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:43,010
>> Quizboy: "STAR TREK: T.O.S.,"
EPISODE 3, SEASON 2,
1129
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,261
"THE CHANGELING"!
1130
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:47,556
NOMAD WAS REFERRED TO AS A
THINKING MACHINE, VESSEL,
1131
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,601
DEVICE, MECHANISM, AND P-ROBE!
1132
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,520
YOU'RE FLAWED, ST. CLOUD!
1133
00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:53,771
YOU MUST STERILIZE!
1134
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:54,689
STERILIZE!
1135
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,524
>> YOU WIN THIS TIME...
1136
00:37:56,607 --> 00:38:00,987
BUT MARK MY WORDS, AND MARK
THEM WELL -- I WILL GET YOU,
1137
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,571
QUIZBOY!
1138
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,281
>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, I'M UNDER
THE E-DEN.
1139
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:06,742
I'VE HOOKED UP THE ANTIDOTE PUMP
TO THE AIR-CONDITIONING.
1140
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:08,619
I'LL RELEASE IT AT 4:30 A.M.
1141
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,037
RIGHT?
1142
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,956
>> #21: Uh, slight problem --
Hatred and Dean are in there.
1143
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,208
AND I DECIPHERED THE 94 THESES.
1144
00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:17,294
IT'S KIND OF A BIBLE, COMPLETE
WITH A NUTTY APOCALYPSE CALLED
1145
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:20,089
THE SECOND AGE, AND THAT'S
BASICALLY USING YOUR RAY SHIELD
1146
00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,549
TO TURN THE WORLD INTO MUTANTS.
1147
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:22,508
>> Dr. Venture: So you're
saying...
1148
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,718
>> #21: EXACTLY!
1149
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:26,554
DEAN AND HATRED AND THE WHOLE
WORLD ARE IN DANGER!
1150
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:27,722
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT?!
1151
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:28,973
NO, YOU'RE SAYING THEY FINISHED
MY RAY SHIELD!
1152
00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:30,391
BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD ALL DAY!
1153
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:33,060
>> #21: Don't take this as an
insult, but working for you and
1154
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:37,898
the Monarch -- it's like the
same thing.
1155
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,109
>> Monarch: SLOW AND STEADY, MY
MINIONS!
1156
00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:43,112
WE CRAWL INTO THE VENTURE
COMPOUND UNDETECTED!
1157
00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,740
IS MY ARMY OF MUTANT HENCHMEN
READY?
1158
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:47,324
>> UH, D-DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
SWEETIE.
1159
00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:48,617
IT'S UNDER CONTROL.
1160
00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:50,411
AND I'VE ALREADY SENT IN AN
ADVANCE TEAM TO SECURE THE
1161
00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:51,078
HATCH.
1162
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,455
>> Monarch: EXCELLENT!
1163
00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:55,791
THEN WE DROP IN OUR MUTANT
HENCHMEN, AS IF TAKING AN EVIL,
1164
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:56,667
MIGHTY PUSH!
1165
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,002
>> THAT IS SO FOUL!
1166
00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:01,005
CAN YOU SAY "MOVEMENT" INSTEAD
OF "PUSH"?
1167
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:02,548
>> Monarch: OKAY, MOVEMENT.
1168
00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:04,133
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I SAY
PUSH.
1169
00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:05,926
IT'S REALLY GROSS WHEN YOU
THINK ABOUT IT.
1170
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,344
PUSH...
1171
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,805
>> Pete: OH, I COULD GET USED TO
THIS SUPER-SCIENTIST THING.
1172
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:10,765
>> Quizboy: RIGHT?
1173
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,683
WE JUST VANQUISHED OUR
ARCHENEMY!
1174
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:13,934
WE ARE AWESOME!
1175
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,770
>> Pete: WE SHOULD TOTALLY KEEP
THIS THING.
1176
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:17,271
IT WOULD MAKE A KILLER
CONJECTU-CAR!
1177
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,857
AND WE WON H.E.L.P.eR. FAIR AND
SQUARE, SO REALLY, HE KINDA
1178
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:20,775
BELONGS TO US, TOO, RIGHT?
1179
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:21,859
>> Quizboy: NO WAY!
1180
00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:23,903
YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY WITH
ROBO-BO ANYMORE!
1181
00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:25,029
NO MORE ANDROIDS!
1182
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:26,155
GET A CAT OR SOMETHING!
1183
00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:27,865
>> #21: This is
S.P.H.I.N.X. Commander.
1184
00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:28,949
What is your E.T.A.?
1185
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,159
>> Pete: WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
1186
00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:33,579
WE CAN HAVE FULL DECONTAMINATION
IN...THREE HOURS.
1187
00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:35,790
>> #21: YOU GOT 1 1/2 BEFORE WE
DELIVER.
1188
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:36,791
CAN IT BE DONE?
1189
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:38,042
>> Quizboy: No problem!
1190
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:39,293
We're super-scientists!
1191
00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:41,629
And we are living the dream!
1192
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:45,299
High fi--
[ ALARM BEEPING ]
1193
00:39:45,382 --> 00:39:47,259
>> #21: OH, YOU'RE KIDDING ME!
1194
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:50,221
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
>> APPROACHING VENTURE COMPOUND.
1195
00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:53,099
>> Monarch: SIGNAL INSTALLED
OPERATIVES TO BEGIN INSERTION
1196
00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:54,767
PROTOCOL!
1197
00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:55,810
>> ROGER THAT.
1198
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,853
GETTING INTO POSITION.
1199
00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:02,233
[ CROWD SINGING ]
>> ♪ LEE-HUN-TOOK!
1200
00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:07,154
♪ LOO REE NAH ARDA!
♪ OOH RAY AH NORE MEL NEH!
1201
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:10,950
♪ PA-LAE-MON!
>> Dean: SO...IT'S OVER?
1202
00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:13,035
I'M KING NOW, AND I CAN LET
EVERYONE OUT OF THE DOME IN MY
1203
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:14,078
BACKYARD AND GET THEM HELP?
1204
00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,163
>> DEAN, YOU'RE THE LEE-HUN-TOOK
NOW.
1205
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,666
AND YOU'RE GONNA USHER IN THE
SECOND AGE.
1206
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,042
I'LL BE YOUR QUEEN.
1207
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:24,130
WE'LL RULE THE WORLD IN
PEACEFUL, SUSTAINABLE HARMONY.
1208
00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:28,342
WE'LL, LIKE, MAKE OUT AND STUFF.
1209
00:40:28,425 --> 00:40:29,802
>> Dean: MM...
1210
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:33,931
[ GASPS ]
I AM DEAN, THE LEE-HUN-TOOK!
1211
00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:35,933
I AM KING OF THE WORLD!
1212
00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:43,816
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> #21: [ PANTING ]
1213
00:40:43,899 --> 00:40:45,317
HEY! GUYS, LOOK!
1214
00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:46,694
>> Pete: FATTY'S SIGNALING US.
1215
00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:47,695
I THINK HE WANTS US TO COME IN.
1216
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:48,362
>> Quizboy: WHA?
1217
00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:49,196
WHITE!
1218
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,698
ISN'T THAT THE MONARCH'S COCOON?
1219
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:52,449
>> Pete: SUPER SCIENCE!
1220
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,287
>> #21: GET ME OVER THE E-DEN!
1221
00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:57,663
I'LL HANDLE THE MONARCH!
1222
00:40:57,746 --> 00:40:59,874
THEN GET THIS THING TO PALAEMON
FOR DECON!
1223
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,667
>> Quizboy: AYE, AYE, COMMANDER!
1224
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:11,010
>> #21: AAH! AAAAAH!
1225
00:41:11,093 --> 00:41:13,053
OWWW! THIS SUCKS!
1226
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:28,152
>> Monarch: DEPLOY THE UMBILICAL
PIPE!
1227
00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:29,820
BEGIN THE...
1228
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:30,863
MOVEMENT!
1229
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,239
>> UM, SWEETIE?
1230
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,950
LOOK AT THE MONITOR.
1231
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,327
>> Monarch: BELAY THAT ORDER!
1232
00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,245
I KNEW YOU'D BE THERE FOR ME!
1233
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,247
>> #21: Dean and Hatred are in
there!
1234
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:41,040
>> Monarch: SWEET!
1235
00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:42,166
THANKS FOR THE TIP, #21!
1236
00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:48,923
DEPLOY MY SUPER-MUTANT HENCHMAN
ARMY!
1237
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:52,092
>> SEE YA LATER...TRAITOR.
1238
00:41:55,221 --> 00:42:00,768
>> ♪ PA-LAE-MON!
[ RUMBLING ]
1239
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:02,561
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
[ WATCH BEEPS ]
1240
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,154
>> Dr. Venture: 4:30.
1241
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:15,074
OKAY, KIDS, IF THIS DOESN'T
CURE YOU, YOU'RE AT LEAST GONNA
1242
00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:18,077
GET TOASTY AND REMEMBER NOTHING
BUT A MASSIVE CRAVING FOR
1243
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,245
DORITOS.
1244
00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:25,834
[ GAS HISSING ]
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
1245
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,462
>> Monarch: WHAT IS THIS SHIT
WHERE ARE MY MUTANT WARRIORS?!
1246
00:42:28,545 --> 00:42:29,755
>> SWEETIE?
1247
00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:31,757
I WANT YOU TO MEET DR. SALAZAR.
1248
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,092
HE HELPED ME WITH THIS.
1249
00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:36,136
FORMERLY PALO, THE HUMAN BEETLE,
AND NOW THE WORLD'S FOREMOST
1250
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:39,098
EXPERT ON REVERSING GENETIC
MUTATIONS.
1251
00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:40,474
>> Monarch: WH-- BUT...
1252
00:42:40,557 --> 00:42:41,267
MUTANT ARMY...
1253
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:42,559
>> OH, COME ON.
1254
00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:44,812
DO YOU REALLY WANT A COCOON
FULL OF FOUR-ARMED FREAKS?
1255
00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:46,939
YOU DON'T FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE,
SWEETIE.
1256
00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:47,940
YOU FIGHT IT WITH WATER.
1257
00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:49,316
>> Monarch: SO...
1258
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,276
I STILL WIN?
1259
00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:51,735
>> YOU STILL WIN.
1260
00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:53,862
[ ALARM BEEPING ]
>> I'M GETTING A READING THAT
1261
00:42:53,946 --> 00:42:56,657
MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF NARCOTICS ARE
COMING UP THE UMBILICAL INTO THE
1262
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:57,825
COCOON!
1263
00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:07,251
[ GAS HISSING ]
>> Both: RETREAT!
1264
00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,877
>> I GOT TO HAND IT TO YA, RUST.
1265
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:10,421
DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD PULL IT
OFF.
1266
00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:11,964
>> Dr. Venture: PLEASE.
1267
00:43:12,047 --> 00:43:13,340
WENT WITHOUT A HITCH.
1268
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,759
YOU SEEM TO FORGET WHO THE
ORIGINAL VENTURE SON IS.
1269
00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:16,302
>> TOUCHé.
1270
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,511
BE CAREFUL!
1271
00:43:17,594 --> 00:43:20,014
THAT'S A FRAGILE PIECE OF
VENTURE INGENUITY YOU'RE
1272
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,348
LOADING.
1273
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:23,142
>> Dr. Venture: TELL ME YOU
DECONTAMINATED THAT THING.
1274
00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:24,518
>> Quizboy: OH, YEAH, IT'S FINE.
1275
00:43:24,601 --> 00:43:26,812
YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T BELIEVE
IS THAT YOUR ANTIDOTE ACTUALLY
1276
00:43:26,895 --> 00:43:27,521
WORKED.
1277
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:28,522
>> Dr. Venture: RIGHT?
1278
00:43:28,605 --> 00:43:30,357
IT WAS BASICALLY ANTIBIOTICS
AND ROOFIES.
1279
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:33,902
I GUESS EVEN MY WILD GUESSES
ARE FLAWLESS.
1280
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:35,863
[ CROWD GROANING ]
>> MARTIN...
1281
00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:39,199
I FEEL THAT SOMETHING UNTOWARD
HAS HAPPENED.
1282
00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:40,367
WHA-A-A-T WAS IT?
1283
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,661
>> Hank: YEAH, WE JUST KINDA HID
IN THE HOUSE.
1284
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:45,080
WE TOTALLY DID NOT WANT TO GET
OUR FACES EATEN.
1285
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:46,123
WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE?
1286
00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,042
>> Dean: I-I DON'T REALLY
REMEMBER.
1287
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:50,794
I THINK I FOUGHT A GUY TO BE
THE LEADER OF THE WORLD.
1288
00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:54,173
AND, LIKE, THE HOTTEST CHICK
THERE WAS MY...QUEEN.
1289
00:43:54,256 --> 00:43:55,257
>> YEAH, THAT HAPPENED.
1290
00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,467
DUDE, YOU ARE SO BAKED.
1291
00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:58,052
>> Dean: DO I KNOW THAT GIRL?
1292
00:43:58,135 --> 00:43:59,887
I FEEL LIKE WE MADE OUT OR
SOMETHING.
1293
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:00,888
>> Hank: OOH!
1294
00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:01,638
CHECK YOUR WATCH.
1295
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:03,057
THAT WORKS FOR ME SOMETIMES.
1296
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:06,018
>> [ COUGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
1297
00:44:06,101 --> 00:44:07,061
WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
1298
00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:09,188
>> #21: HEY, WHY DO YOU STILL
HAVE TITS?
1299
00:44:09,271 --> 00:44:11,690
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
1300
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:42,221
>> Monarch: SO, LIKE, THEY'RE
ALL NORMAL GUYS NOW, AND VENTURE
LOOKS ALL RETARDED!
1301
00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:43,097
>> YEAH.
1302
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:44,598
ANT-- ANTIDOTE BUTTERFLIES.
1303
00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:46,183
THEY'RE ANTI-FLIES.
1304
00:44:46,266 --> 00:44:47,559
NO, NO -- BUTTER-DOTES.
1305
00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:48,685
THEY'RE BUTTER-DOTES.
1306
00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:51,230
>> Monarch: [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT IS SO AWESOME.
1307
00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:53,148
YOU'RE, LIKE, SO AWESOME.
1308
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:55,192
YOU ARE, LIKE, MY BEST FRIEND.
1309
00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:56,151
>> OOH! WAIT!
1310
00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:58,862
ANTI-DOODLE-BUGS.