1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,130 >> Dr. Venture: DEAN, STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD AND EAT 2 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:05,880 SOMETHING. 3 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:06,756 >> Dean: I'M NOT HUNGRY. 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,466 AND I'M A VEGETARIAN NOW. 5 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:09,634 I DON'T EAT FACE. 6 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,678 >> HEY, UH, MORE JAVA, DOC? 7 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:12,762 >> Dr. Venture: OH, LORD, YES. 8 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,431 >> Hank: YEAH, HIT ME UP, TOO, WILL YOU? 9 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:15,223 >> Dr. Venture: UP-BAP-BAP. 10 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:16,641 NO CAFFEINE FOR THIS ONE. 11 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,601 THE LAST TIME YOU GOT AHOLD OF SOME DARK CHOCOLATE, YOU WERE UP 12 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,354 TWO NIGHTS STRAIGHT DESTROYING MY WALLS TO BUILD A MURPHY BED. 13 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,355 >> Hank: MURPHY BEDS. 14 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,982 YOU STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ALL OF THEM. 15 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,442 I'M THAT GOOD! 16 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,319 >> WELL, LET'S JUST SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT GETTING THOSE DISHES 17 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,279 SPOTLESS, HUH? 18 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,531 YOU'RE ON K.P., LITTLE MAN. 19 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:32,782 >> Dr. Venture: MMM! 20 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,617 [ HELICOPTER APPROACHING ] >> Hank: OH, DON'T RUB IT IN! 21 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,202 >> Dr. Venture: WHAT IS THIS, ARABICA? 22 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:36,870 >> BLACKHAWK. 23 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:37,620 >> Dr. Venture: HUH. 24 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:38,455 NEVER HEARD OF IT. 25 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:39,330 MOUNTAIN GROWN? 26 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,790 >> NO, MILITARY. ONE OF OURS. 27 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,585 [ THUDS ] AND IT'S ON OUR ROOF NOW. 28 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:44,419 >> BOO-YAH! 29 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,880 HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! 30 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:50,800 >> Dean: MAY I BE EXCUSED? 31 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,427 >> ALL CLEAR, SIR. 32 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,763 KITCHEN IS SECURE. 33 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,640 >> AS YOU WERE, SOLDIERS. 34 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,185 >> HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! 35 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:01,895 >> DR. VENTURE, WE NEED TO TICKY-TALK. 36 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:03,813 >> Dr. Venture: THE ARMY DOESN'T HAVE A PHONE? 37 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,106 >> NO, YOU DON'T. 38 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,733 MY BOYS CUT YOUR LINES AS A SECURITY PRECAUTION. 39 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:07,859 >> Dr. Venture: GREAT! 40 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:09,778 I'LL ADD THAT TO THE BILL FOR MY WINDOWS. 41 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,446 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT? 42 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:13,615 >> PACK YOUR BAGS FOR TROPICAL CLIMES! 43 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,992 A PIECE OF ORDNANCE YOU SOLD ME IS ON THE FRITZ. 44 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:19,245 I NEED YOU ON SITE DOWN IN PUERTA BAHIA TO FIX IT -- ASAP! 45 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,997 >> Dr. Venture: WHAT, DID YOU LOSE THE MANUAL? 46 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,540 WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR? 47 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,543 >> 'CAUSE IT'S STILL UNDER WARRANTY, AND IT'LL ONLY TALK 48 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,462 TO YOU. 49 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,842 >> Dr. Venture: DEAN! 50 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:33,635 DEAN? 51 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,553 WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE. 52 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,013 >> Dean: YAY FOR YOU. 53 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:39,516 >> Dr. Venture: I TAKE IT FROM YOUR OH-SO-JEJUNE RETORT YOU'RE 54 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,267 NOT COMING THEN? 55 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,519 FINE. 56 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,771 WELL, IF TED CALLS, TAKE A MESSAGE AND TELL HIM I'LL BE 57 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:47,357 BACK IN LIKE A DAY OR TWO, OKAY? 58 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,066 DEAN? 59 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:49,317 >> Dean: I SAID OKAY! 60 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,653 >> Dr. Venture: OH, NO, YOU D-- HE DIDN'T, RIGHT? 61 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,696 DID YOU HEAR HIM? 62 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,745 >> Dean: HEY, BOY. 63 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,372 YOU LOOK KIND OF BLUE. 64 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:03,623 SOMETHING BUGGING YOU? 65 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,875 >> [ BEEPS ] >> Dean: I THINK I MIGHT. 66 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,711 YOU'RE NOT HAPPY BEING A GIANT ROBOT SPIDER ARE YOU? 67 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,547 >> [ BEEPS ] >> Dean: WALKING EYE. SORRY. 68 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:11,923 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 69 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:15,218 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE WHAT POP WANTS ME TO BE, EITHER. 70 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,720 >> BOY, THESE JPADS YOUR BROTR CONCOCTED ARE SOMETHING ELSE, 71 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,055 HUH? 72 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:20,390 LOOK AT US -- BRIEFING ON THE GO AT 30,000 FEET. 73 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:21,808 WHOO-EE! 74 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,893 >> Dr. Venture: MEH, I MISS THE OLD-SCHOOL BRIEFINGS -- THE 75 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,521 SMOKE-FILLED ROOMS, THE SOFT CLATTER OF THE PROJECTOR -- 76 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:27,772 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 77 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,649 YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE NEWS OUT OF PUERTA BAHIA? 78 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:31,067 'COURSE NOT. IT'S CLASSIFIED. 79 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:33,236 WELL, A BUNCH OF NO-GOOD COMMIES BEEN TRYING TO TAKE 80 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,028 OVER THE PLACE. 81 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,405 >> Dr. Venture: COMMUNISTS? 82 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:36,823 WOW. THEY STILL MAKE THOSE? 83 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:39,284 >> AND UNCLE SAM, HE'S GOOD PS WITH EL PRESIDENTE. 84 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,327 HE TOLD US TO GIVE HIM A HELPING HAND. 85 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,621 ONLY HE DON'T WANT TO LEAVE NO FINGERPRINTS. 86 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,749 AND THAT'S WHY WE SENT YOUR VENTURESTEIN DOWN THERE -- PUT 87 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,460 THE KAMIKAZE KIBOSH ON THEIR LITTLE REVOLUTION. 88 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:52,088 AND THEN JUST LIKE THAT -- POOF! -- THEY VANISHED. 89 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:54,924 NOW, WE BELIEVE HE ABSCONDED WITH THE REST OF THE STEINS TO 90 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,718 THE JUNGLE SOUTHWEST OF CAPITAL CITY. 91 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,094 >> Dr. Venture: BELIEVE? 92 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:00,346 IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN SURE WHERE HE IS, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND 93 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:00,930 HIM? 94 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,766 >> WITH THE ONE THING YOU DIDT SCREW UP THE FIRST TIME. 95 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,769 RADIOACTIVE DYE YOU JUICED HIM WITH -- JPAD HERE CAN TRACK IT 96 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,771 ONCE YOU'RE WITHIN A COUPLE OF KLICKS. 97 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:09,856 THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT. 98 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,649 >> Hank: YOU MEAN A TRAP FOR THAT! 99 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:12,692 >> Dr. Venture: WHAT? 100 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,485 >> Hank: VENTURESTEIN IS LURING US THERE! 101 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,988 HE WANTS TO MEET HIS MAKER FACE-TO-FACE SO HE CAN KILL YOU. 102 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:18,948 >> Dr. Venture: HANK, DON'T BE PARANOID. 103 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,909 VENTURESTEIN AND I GOT ALONG FAMOUSLY. 104 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,202 >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHY WE THINK HE'LL LET YOU IN CLOSE. 105 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,621 >> Hank: I'M JUST SAYING. 106 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,123 IF WE GET THERE AND HE'S IN A PAIR OF BICYCLE SHORTS TALKING 107 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:30,084 ABOUT "TEARS IN THE RAIN," YOU RUN LIKE HELL BECAUSE HE IS 108 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,711 THERE TO SMUSH YOUR HEAD! 109 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,796 >> AH, YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT HIM GOING ALL "ROY BATTY" 110 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,298 ON YOU. 111 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,258 IF YOU CAN'T TALK HIM DOWN, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS CLICK THAT 112 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,093 LITTLE ICON THAT LOOKS LIKE A CHERRY BOMB. 113 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,178 >> Dr. Venture: THEN WHAT? 114 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:41,638 >> THEN YOU RUN LIKE HELL. 115 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,890 'CAUSE THAT JPAD YOU'RE HOLDING COMES FAT-PACKED WITH 116 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,058 FACTORY-INSTALLED C-4. 117 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,476 >> Dr. Venture: W-WAIT! 118 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:47,644 YOU WANT ME TO KILL HIM? 119 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,562 >> NO, HE WAS ALREADY DEAD ONCE MAN! 120 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:50,855 WHERE'S YOUR MORAL DILEMMA? 121 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,523 >> Dr. Venture: NO, IT'S NOT THAT! 122 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:55,735 IT'S JUST YOU, UH...HAVEN'T MENTIONED THE LITTLE MATTER OF 123 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:56,736 MY...COMPENSATION. 124 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:57,362 >> OH, RIGHT. RIGHT. 125 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:58,655 LET ME SEE HERE... 126 00:03:58,738 --> 00:03:59,989 >> Dr. Venture: I MEAN, I'M ALREADY OUT OF POCKET HERE ON 127 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,866 SUPERSONIC JET FUEL -- >> HOW'S THIS FOR OUT OF POCK, 128 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:02,367 HUH? 129 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,036 'CAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU GAVE YOUR UNCLE SAM WHEN YOU 130 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:06,496 SOLD HIM A BUSHEL OF DEAD LEMONS! 131 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:07,497 NOW FIX IT! 132 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,624 >> Attention, unidentified aircraft. 133 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,584 You are entering controlled airspace. 134 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:12,585 Turn back now. 135 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,962 >> Dr. Venture: UH, HELLO? 136 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,588 THIS IS DR. THADDEUS S. VENTURE. 137 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:16,714 TO WHOM AM I SPEAKING? 138 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:17,674 >> WE GOT INCOMING. 139 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:18,800 >> Hank: I'M OUT OF HERE. 140 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:19,968 >> WHAT THE HECK? 141 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,512 TOO BIG TO BE A MISSILE, TOO SLOW TO BE A JET. 142 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,180 WHAT COULD -- [ METAL SCRAPING ] 143 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:26,140 >> [ SCREECHES ] >> WE LOST CABIN PRESSURE! 144 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,517 >> Dr. Venture: REALLY? 145 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,518 THAT'S WHAT CONCERNS YOU. 146 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:29,852 >> Hank: GO TIME! 147 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,854 ALL RIGHT, DO NOT DEPLOY TILL YOU'RE BELOW 500 FEET SO THE 148 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,106 ENEMY WON'T SPOT YOUR CHUTES. 149 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:34,857 IF WE LOSE EACH OTHER IN THE SHIT, REGROUP AT THE 150 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,025 RENDEZVOUS POINT AT 2400 HOURS! 151 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,694 >> Dr. Venture: RENDE-- HANK, WAIT! 152 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:38,695 >> Hank: PLEASE BE PROMPT! 153 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:39,654 >> Dr. Venture: THAT'S NOT A... 154 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,700 >> Hank: [ WHIMPERS ] 155 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,079 THIS IS NOT A PARACHUTE! 156 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:49,622 >> GOOD GRAVY. 157 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,082 THAT BOY IS GONNA GET HIMSELF KILLED! 158 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:52,709 >> Dr. Venture: YEAH, LIKE WE'RE DOING GREAT. 159 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,128 [ PTERANODON SCREECHES ] >> CAN'T...SHAKE HIM! 160 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:58,131 GET OFF, YOU DAMN PEST! 161 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:01,050 YEAH, I THINK HANK MIGHT HAVE HAD THE RIGHT IDEA. 162 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,094 HANG ON! 163 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:06,139 >> [ SCREECHES ] >> Dr. Venture: OH, THIS IS MUCH 164 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:07,098 BETTER. 165 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:08,641 >> AT LEAST I GOT A CLEAR SHOT NOW. 166 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:09,642 >> Dr. Venture: DON'T! 167 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,395 >> [ SCREECHES ] >> Dr. Venture: AAH! 168 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:13,896 >> AAH! 169 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,818 >> Dean: UH... 170 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,862 AH! 171 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:24,824 UH-HUH. 172 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:27,827 AAH! 173 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:36,294 [ GRUNTING ] [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 174 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:39,547 >> WELL, HI, THERE, MISTER, UH, VENTURE. 175 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:42,717 MY NAME IS MARSHA BACKWOOD, AND I AM RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION TO 176 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,427 THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS. 177 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:45,720 >> Dean: UH, 'KAY. 178 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:46,929 >> OH, PARDON ME. 179 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,264 BUENOS DíAS. 180 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,683 DóNDE ESTáS SEÑOR VENTURA? 181 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:51,934 >> Dean: PUERTA BAHIA. 182 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:52,852 >> UH, I'M SORRY. 183 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:54,645 THAT'S ALL THE SPANISH I KNOW. 184 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,439 >> Dean: NO, HE WENT TO PUERTA BAHIA. 185 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:57,774 >> OH! 186 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,609 WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHEN HE'LL BE BACK? 187 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:00,401 RETURN-O A CASA? 188 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,652 >> Dean: [ SIGHS ] NO! 189 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,738 THE ARMY DRAGGED HIM AWAY FOR SOMETHING. 190 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:05,281 NOW, BUENAS TARDES. 191 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:06,908 I'M BUSY HERE! 192 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:08,201 >> GET ME GENERAL MANHOWERS. 193 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:11,120 AND FIND OUT IF THAT GARDENER'S LEGAL. 194 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,247 >> Dean: [ SIGHS ] OKAY. 195 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:16,334 H.E.L.P.eR., I'M JUST GONNA SWITCH YOU OFF FIRST WHILE -- 196 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,211 >> [ PANICKED BEEPING ] >> Dean: AAH! NO! EASY, BOY! 197 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:18,961 IT'S OKAY! 198 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,171 I PROMISE IT WON'T HURT! 199 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:22,423 H.E.L.P.eR.! 200 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:23,299 WAIT! 201 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,051 I CAN MAKE IT ALL BETTER! 202 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,636 [ BEEP ] >> Dr. Venture: WELL, 203 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,430 H.E.L.P.eR. SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE, ASSUMING HE SURVIVED THE 204 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:30,807 CRASH. 205 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,391 >> SURVIVED THE -- YOU KNOW WE DIDN'T BRING H.E.L.P.eR. WITH 206 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,142 US, RIGHT? 207 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,936 >> Dr. Venture: RI-I-GHT. 208 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:36,604 UM, ANY LUCK GETTING HANK? 209 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:37,730 >> DEAD. 210 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,315 HIS WATCH, I MEAN. 211 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:40,650 STATIC. 212 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,318 I'M GETTING A LOT OF -- NOBODY'S DEAD, JUST PUT THAT -- 213 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,278 >> Dr. Venture: YEAH, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 214 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,572 WELL, LET'S JUST WAIT HERE TILL HE SHOWS UP THEN. 215 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,826 WITHOUT THAT JPAD, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHERE WE'RE GOING ANYWAY. 216 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,577 >> DR. VENTURE? DR. VENTURE! 217 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:52,995 COME ON, NOW, PICK UP. 218 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,747 AW, I GOT NOTHING BUT SKY HERE. 219 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,541 WHAT IN BLAZES? 220 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,543 UGH, I'M GONNA THROW UP! 221 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,169 [ GASP ] YOU! 222 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,506 >> Dr. Venture: UGH, GOD, I HATE THE JUNGLE. 223 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:04,757 IT'S HOT. IT'S DAMP. 224 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,509 EVERYTHING'S ALIVE. 225 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:07,510 HERE, LOOK AT THIS. 226 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:08,094 SEE THIS STICK? 227 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:09,053 NO, YOU DON'T. 228 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,596 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT -- IT'S A BUG. 229 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,014 IT'S A STICK BUG. 230 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,724 [ BIRD SQUAWKS ] UGH! DISGUSTING. 231 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:14,559 AND THAT'S NOT ALL! 232 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:15,726 >> Shh! YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 233 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,562 >> Dr. Venture: I HEAR YOU CHANGING MY SUBJECT. 234 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,690 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] >> SOMEONE'S COMING. GET DOWN! 235 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:23,234 >> Dr. Venture: UGH, URINE EVERYWHERE! 236 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:26,654 >> Shh! 237 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:31,868 >> [ SNIFFING ] >> [ SNORTING ] 238 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,995 >> Dr. Venture: WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS? 239 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:34,996 THEY WEREN'T IN THE BRIEFING. 240 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,038 >> YOU DIDN'T MAKE THEM? 241 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,748 >> Dr. Venture: NO! 242 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,000 OH, CRAP, HE HEARD YOU. 243 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,126 HE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT US. 244 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,169 WHAT DO WE DO? 245 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,212 >> ALL RIGHT, WE MAKE A BREAK FOR IT. 246 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,630 I'LL DIVERT THEM, YOU RUN WEST. 247 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:45,631 READY? 248 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:46,799 NOW! 249 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,551 HEY, PRETTY BOY! 250 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:50,636 JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN CALLED! 251 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,555 SHE WANTS HER FACE BACK! 252 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:53,764 >> [ HISSES ] [ SNARLS, GROWLS ] 253 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:01,939 >> OH, MY GOD! 254 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,983 THIS WAS A BAD IDEA! 255 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:05,193 CHEETAH-MAN IS CRAZY-FAST! 256 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,986 I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING! 257 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,571 >> Dr. Venture: CLIMB UP A TREE! 258 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:09,572 CHEETAHS CAN'T CLIMB! 259 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,574 THEY DON'T HAVE RETRACTABLE CLAWS! 260 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,242 >> NEITHER DO I! 261 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,661 OH, I AM BEING DISEMBOWELED! 262 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:19,582 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHAKE A BAG OF POUNCE AT HIM! 263 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:23,836 >> [ GROWLS ] >> Dr. Venture: AAH! 264 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,671 >> Hank: [ GROANING ] 265 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,052 HANK'S WAR JOURNAL, ENTRY NUMBER ONE. 266 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:32,762 I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I WAS OUT. 267 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:36,891 THE RUMBLE IN MY TUMMY TELLS ME IT'S BEEN AT LEAST FOUR HOURS. 268 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:38,726 [ BEEP ] HANK'S WAR JOURNAL, ENTRY NUMBER 269 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,144 TWO. 270 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,687 MY TEAM FAILED TO RENDEZVOUS, AND THEY'RE NOT ANSWERING THEIR 271 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:42,813 WATCHES. 272 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,024 I AM ON MY OWN, STRANDED BEHIND ENEMY LINES. 273 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,902 I'LL NEED MY STRENGTH TO SET UP BASE CAMP. 274 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:54,033 THANKFULLY, MOTHER NATURE PROVIDES FOR HER CHILDREN. 275 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:55,785 HMM. 276 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:07,964 >> Dr. Venture: [ SNORING ] >> [ SQUEAKING ] 277 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:14,845 >> Dr. Venture: HUH? 278 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,555 >> FATHER! 279 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:29,193 >> Dr. Venture: [ Strained ] HANK WAS RIGHT! 280 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,153 >> VENTURESTEIN TERRIBLY SORRY. 281 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,446 N-NOT MEAN DO THAT. 282 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,114 UH, OLD HABIT. 283 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,490 >> Dr. Venture: WOW. 284 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:36,659 YOUR DICTION'S REALLY COME A LONG WAY SINCE I LAST SAW YOU. 285 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,245 GOOD VENTURESTEIN. 286 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:42,498 >> YES, ARMY TEACH VENTURESTEIN MAKE MORE GOOD DICTION. 287 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:45,084 >> Dr. Venture: YEAH, SYNTAX -- NOT SO MUCH. 288 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,461 >> ARMY ALSO TEACH VENTURESTEIN SALUTE. 289 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:48,337 TEACH MAKE BED. 290 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,672 TEACH KILL. 291 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,841 >> Dr. Venture: SOUNDS LIKE THE ARMY HAD A REAL POSITIVE 292 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:52,800 INFLUENCE ON YOUR LIFE. 293 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,510 WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE YOU BACK -- 294 00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:55,553 >> NO! 295 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,305 VENTURESTEIN NEVER GO BACK! 296 00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:01,309 ARMY MAKE VENTURESTEIN COME HERE, INFILTRATE REVOLUTION 297 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,810 PEOPLES. 298 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:06,272 ORDERS MAKE SELF-TERMINATE WHEN DISCOVER. 299 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:09,650 SEVERAL STEIN OBEY. 300 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,694 THAT WHEN VENTURESTEIN SEE HIM. 301 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:15,781 HE OLDER, BUT VENTURESTEIN STILL RECOGNIZE -- IS JORGé, LITTLE 302 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,743 SHOE BOY FROM FATHER TEACH FILMS! 303 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:21,370 HE NOT KNOW VENTURESTEIN, OF COURSE. 304 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,290 BUT AFTER HE STOP SCREAM, WE MAKE GOOD TALK. 305 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:28,210 JORGé OPEN VENTURESTEIN EYES TO EXPLOITATION OF PROLETARIAT. 306 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,546 CHANGE VENTURESTEIN WHOLE OUTLOOK. 307 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:34,008 THAT WHEN VENTURESTEIN DECIDE QUIT ARMY, GO TO JUNGLE. 308 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,552 >> Dr. Venture: SO, YOU FELL IN WITH A BAD CROWD. 309 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,763 YOU'RE FEELING REBELLIOUS -- THAT'S ADOLESCENCE! 310 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,389 LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER, HERE. 311 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,475 MY DEAN IS GOING THROUGH THE SAME THING. 312 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:43,726 >> LET GO OF ME! 313 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,519 LET GO, YOU UNDEAD BASTARDS! 314 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:46,645 I DEMAND TO BE HEARD! 315 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:47,688 >> IS OKAY. 316 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,190 STATE GRIEVANCE, COMRADE. 317 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:51,901 >> WHY HAVEN'T YOU SLAIN THIS SCIENTIST YET? 318 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,402 >> KARL, WE DISCUSS. 319 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,654 NEED FATHER TO -- >> HE KILLED TURU! 320 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,740 WE FOUND HER BODY NEXT TO HIS PLANE. 321 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:58,908 HE DESERVES TO DIE! 322 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,159 HIM AND HIS CHUBBY GIRLFRIEND. 323 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,494 >> IS TRUE? 324 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,746 >> Dr. Venture: THAT'S -- HE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND, HE'S MY 325 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:04,580 BODYGUARD. 326 00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:05,581 >> TURU PART! 327 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:08,417 >> Dr. Venture: UM, IS TURU A PTERODACTYL? 328 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,960 >> PTERANODON, YOU MONSTER! 329 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:10,753 >> SEE? 330 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,255 HE NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE. 331 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,549 FATHER BRING NO PAIN TO KARL. 332 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,093 KARL GO OUTSIDE, MAYBE. 333 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,094 COOL OFF. 334 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:22,765 >> [ HISSES ] I'LL WALK MYSELF OUT! 335 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,726 [ URINATING ] [ ZIPS ] 336 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,894 >> KARL MARK HIS TERRITORY. 337 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,687 SEND VENTURESTEIN NOT SUBTLE MESSAGE. 338 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,564 >> Dr. Venture: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 339 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:31,565 FRIEND OF YOURS? 340 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,734 >> KARL SOMETIMES HOTHEAD. 341 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,029 KARL NOT HAVE GOOD FATHER LIKE -- LIKE VENTURESTEIN! 342 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,699 VENTURESTEIN FIND KARL FATHER LAB FEW KLICK FROM HERE. 343 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,702 EXPERIMENT ON KARL WITH BAD HURT-SCIENCE. 344 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,287 VENTURESTEIN LIBERATE. 345 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,541 [ GUNFIRE ] VENTURESTEIN LEARN JUNGLE VERY 346 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,459 POPULAR WITH BAD SCIENTIST. 347 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,920 SECRET SCIENCE HURT-CAMP EVERYWHERE! 348 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,672 LIBERATE ALL! 349 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,590 NEW FRIENDS JOIN VENTURESTEIN. 350 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:57,967 BECOME NEW ARMY. 351 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,885 COME HERE, ALL TOGETHER! 352 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,929 MAKE HOME. 353 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:04,473 THAT WHY VENTURESTEIN NEED FATHER. 354 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:08,269 FATHER TELL OTHER SCIENTISTS NO MORE HURT-SCIENCE! 355 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:11,730 TELL THEM FREE VENTURESTEIN BROTHER AND SISTER. 356 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,024 >> Dr. Venture: LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FATHER IS SUPERMAN 357 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,819 AND I CAN DO ANYTHING, BUT I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU HERE -- 358 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,989 I DON'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF SWAY IN THE SCIENCE SCENE THESE DAYS. 359 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,115 >> WHAT THIS? 360 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,784 FATHER MAKE ARMY BOX BLOW UP VENTURESTEIN? 361 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,910 >> Dr. Venture: NO! NO! 362 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,662 I-I WAS -- PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH THAT! 363 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:27,997 >> FATHER BAD! 364 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,415 SONNYSTEIN! TEDSTEIN! 365 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:30,541 TAKE FATHER! 366 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,418 FATHER NOT HELP VENTURESTEIN. 367 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,421 VENTURESTEIN HELP HIMSELF. 368 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,422 WAIT! 369 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,215 ARMY BOX MAKE INTERNET? 370 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,969 >> Hank: HANK'S WAR JOURNAL, STAR DATE 2112. 371 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,762 SLEEP WOULD NOT COME TO ME. 372 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,848 THE JUNGLE WOULD NOT ALLOW IT. 373 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,350 SHE HAS CLUTCHED ME TO HER BOUNTIFUL BOSOM AND NOURISHED 374 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,936 ME, WHICH IS KIND OF NICE 'CAUSE I NEVER HAD A MOMMY. 375 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,647 BUT SHE DEMANDS A SACRIFICE IN RETURN. 376 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,775 [ GROANS, VOMITS ] I'VE VOMITED AND DIARRHEAED OUT 377 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,486 WHATEVER WAS LEFT OF MY OLD LIFE. 378 00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,904 MY HANK'S RUN DRY. 379 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:03,449 I'M BUT AN EMPTY VESSEL, WAITING FOR THE JUNGLE TO FILL ME WITH 380 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,533 NEW PURPOSE. 381 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,869 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] ONLY THROUGH HER WILL I BE 382 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,787 REBORN. 383 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,500 BUT, PRAY TELL, WHAT NEW HANK WILL EMERGE FROM HER HOT, GREEN 384 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,250 WOMB? 385 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:17,338 HUH? 386 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,009 [ GASPS ] YES, MOTHER. 387 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,762 I SHALL BECOME...A BAT. 388 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,473 [ GROANS ] [ FARTS ] 389 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:28,766 OH! 390 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,434 [ DOOR OPENS ] >> I'M SORRY SIR, I-I TRIED TO 391 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,936 STOP HER, BUT -- >> GENERAL MANHOWERS, DID YOU 392 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,646 ABDUCT ONE OF MY CONSTITUENTS? 393 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,899 NEED I REMIND YOU THAT WE HAVE A CONSTITUTION IN THIS COUNTRY, 394 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,901 SIR -- >> AND THIS IS AN ELECTION YEAR. 395 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,071 NOW, DON'T GET YOUR TEA COZY IN A BUNCH, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. 396 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,949 DR. VENTURE VOLUNTEERED TO CONSULT ON A MATTER OF 397 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,617 NATIONAL -- [ JPAD DINGS ] 398 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,869 WHY, THIS IS HIM RIGHT NOW. 399 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:49,828 >> HELLO. I VENTURESTEIN. 400 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:50,663 >> W-WHAT'S HE... 401 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:51,413 NAH, NAH, NAH. 402 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,790 THIS AIN'T RIGHT! 403 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:56,460 >> I SPEAK NOW TO BROTHER AND SISTER COMRADE STILL IN BONDAGE 404 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,003 WITH MESSAGE OF HOPE. 405 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:02,508 [ GRUNTS ] WE UNITED REPRESSED GROTESQUE 406 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:03,801 HUMANITY! 407 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:07,513 WE HERE HELP ALL WHO SUFFER FROM SCIENTIST EVERYWHERE! 408 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:11,016 YOU WHO MADE IN LABORATORY, AND IN TOXIC SWAMP. 409 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,228 YOU VIVISECTED ANGEL WHO SUFFER IN SILENCE. 410 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:17,606 >> [ WHIMPERS ] >> VENTURESTEIN FEEL YOUR PAI! 411 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,857 BREAK FREE! 412 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:23,362 CHILDREN OF THE ATOM, BREAK FREE FROM SCIENTIST SHACKLE! 413 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,615 U.R.G.H. WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS! 414 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,034 COME -- COME TO LAND WHERE YOU ACCEPTED. 415 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,453 >> Dr. Venture: EH, THIS IS GOING GREAT, HUH? 416 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,914 REMIND ME NEVER TO TAKE GOVERNMENT WORK AGAIN. 417 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,710 >> THEY CALLED US "ABOMINATION," BUT TOGETHER WE BUILD 418 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,045 ABOMI-NATION! 419 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,755 U.R.G.H.! 420 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,132 >> HOLY CRAP! 421 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,634 HE AIN'T JUST GONE OFF THE RESERVATION -- HE'S OPENING HIS 422 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,761 OWN DAMN CASINO! 423 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,013 WHERE'D SHE GO? 424 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,890 [ BEEPING ] >> [ GROANS ] 425 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:26,383 >> [ PANTING ] [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 426 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:30,304 >> YOU WHO MADE IN LABORATORY AND IN TOXIC SWAMP. 427 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:37,645 YOU VIVISECTED ANGEL WHO SUFFER IN SILENCE. 428 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,189 >> AAH! 429 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:49,615 [ PANTING ] >> VENTURESTEIN FEEL YOUR PAIN! 430 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,909 >> NO! 431 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,122 >> Dr. Venture: [ FARTS ] >> WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE? 432 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,832 >> Dr. Venture: NOTHING! THE BED CREAKED. 433 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,626 >> VENTURESTEIN! 434 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,877 VENTURESTEIN! 435 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,920 COME OUT HERE! 436 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,880 >> ZOINK! IS ANGRY MOB! 437 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:07,800 >> THEY HAVE TORCHES? 438 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,176 >> GIVE US THE SCIENTIST! 439 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,886 HE IS OF NO MORE USE TO YOU. 440 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,721 WE DEMAND JUSTICE FOR TURU! 441 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,516 >> YEAH, WE EXECUTED ALL OUR SCIENCE GUYS. 442 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,559 [ SNORTS ] WHY IS YOURS SO SPECIAL? 443 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,310 >> PLEASE, COMRADES. 444 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,229 TIME FOR BLOODSHED OVER. 445 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,980 WE DAWN OF NEW ERA. 446 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,565 SOON, NEW BROTHERS AND SISTERS COME. 447 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,192 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY'LL COME? 448 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,027 >> AND WHERE DO YOU EXPECT TO PUT THEM ALL? 449 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,530 >> SERIOUSLY, HAVE YOU THOUGHT THIS THROUGH AT ALL? 450 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,074 OUR CAPACITY TO ABSORB AN INFLUX OF IMMIGRANTS? 451 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,826 WE HAVE ZERO INFRASTRUCTURE! 452 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:34,660 >> THAT'S RIGHT! 453 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:35,911 >> PLEASE, COMRADES. 454 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,996 >> WE NEED A REAL LEADER WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO FIGHT! 455 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,456 WHO IS WITH ME? 456 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,168 >> LOOK, THESE ARE ALL IMPORTANT ISSUES, BUT WHAT I WANT TO KNOW 457 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:47,214 IS -- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THE BAT? 458 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,633 YOU GUYS HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THIS? 459 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,176 LIKE A MASSIVE BAT CREATURE. 460 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,762 HE'S BEEN TERRORIZING US OUT ON PATROL. 461 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,972 >> WAIT. 462 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,098 WE DON'T HAVE A BAT GUY? 463 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,015 >> BAT GUY? 464 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:57,850 >> NO. 465 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:58,851 >> Both: HANK. 466 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,644 >> THEN WE WILL HUNT THIS BAT! 467 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,271 AND WE WILL KILL THE BAT! 468 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:06,900 AND WHEN WE HAVE DONE THIS, WE ARE COMING BACK FOR THEM! 469 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,026 >> All: YEAH! 470 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,571 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 471 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,794 >> HE WAS SO FAST. MAYBE EVEN FASTER THAN YOU, KARL. 472 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,962 >> I HEARD HE'S INVISIBLE. 473 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,839 >> I HEARD HE CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS! 474 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:29,882 >> HE'S JUST A MAN. 475 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,633 [ SNIFFS ] A BOY. 476 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,762 [ SNIFFS ] A BOY WITH A TUMMYACHE. 477 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,388 AAH! 478 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,231 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 479 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,575 AH! DAMN IT! 480 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,000 >> Hank: [ Deep voice ] HAVE NO FEAR, GENERAL. 481 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,043 >> HUH? 482 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,878 >> Hank: THE MISSION IS IN MY HANDS NOW. 483 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,004 >> WHO THE HELL IS THIS NOW? 484 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:09,963 >> Hank: A FRIEND. 485 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:10,756 >> HUH? 486 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:11,840 IS THAT THE VENTURE BOY? 487 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,008 YOU LOOK AFFRIGHT, SON. 488 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:16,970 YOU NEED TO HAVE YOURSELF A LIE-DOWN. 489 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,096 >> [ GROWLS ] 490 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,604 GO. 491 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,900 >> Hank: THANK YOU, VENTURESTEIN. 492 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,819 >> BATMAN! 493 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:35,864 >> Both: HANK! 494 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:36,865 >> Hank: HANK'S GONE. 495 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:37,866 CALL ME...THE BAT. 496 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,201 >> Dr. Venture: I'LL CALL YOU A CAB. 497 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,994 I THINK YOU'VE HAD ONE TOO MANY. 498 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:41,537 >> AH, LEAVE ME. 499 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,621 SAVE YOURSELVES. 500 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,331 >> Dr. Venture: OH, STOP WITH THE DRAMA. 501 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,833 YOU'RE NOT HURT THAT BAD. 502 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:46,583 >> NO, REALLY. 503 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,668 LEAVE ME. I WANT TO STAY. 504 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,211 >> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, WHAT'D YOU DRINK? 505 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,004 YOU'RE TALKING AS CRAZY AS HANK NOW. 506 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,382 >> CRAZY IS SPENDING YOUR WHOLE LIFE TRYING TO BE SOMETHING 507 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,842 YOU'RE NOT. 508 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,385 I'M A FREAK, DOC. 509 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,344 A-A MONSTER. 510 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,888 I CAN'T HACK IT IN THE STRAIGHT WORLD. 511 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,809 I-I WANT TO SPEND MY AUTUMN YEARS IN A PLACE WHERE I'LL BE 512 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:07,896 ACCEPTED, WITH A VAGUELY PARAMILITARY VIBE AND ABSOLUTELY 513 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,064 NO CHILDREN WHATSOEVER. 514 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,232 >> THERE THEY ARE! 515 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,358 SLAUGHTER THEM! 516 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,193 >> LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 517 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,028 >> Hank: TO THE HANKMOBILE! 518 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,947 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] [ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] 519 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:41,972 HEAD FOR THE BEACH. 520 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,640 [ BEEPING ] 521 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,945 >> ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT? >> Dr. Venture: TELL ME YOU'VE GOT A HANK-BOAT. 522 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,071 >> Hank: WAIT FOR IT! 523 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,781 IN 5... 524 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:00,490 4... 525 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,867 3... 526 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,204 >> TSK, TSK, TSK. 527 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,165 THE JUNGLE'S NO PLACE FOR A JPAD. 528 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,960 THEY GET WET, THE WARRANTY IS VOIDED -- AWFUL. 529 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,046 >> Hank: [ SIGHS ] I GOT NOTHING LEFT, POP. 530 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,631 I'M GETTING DROWSY. 531 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,007 WHOO. 532 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,051 SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT BIG CRAB DINNER BEFORE THE MISSION. 533 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,970 >> Dr. Venture: NO, LOOK, I-I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER SCIENTISTS, 534 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,305 OKAY? 535 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,723 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT VENTURESTEIN WAS DOING BEFORE 536 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:25,265 THIS? 537 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,558 HE WAS DEAD! 538 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,102 AND BEFORE THAT, HE WAS A HENCHMAN FOR SOME PRICK IN A 539 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,103 BUTTERFLY COSTUME. 540 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,313 TWO, ACTUALLY. 541 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,398 I SAVED HIM! 542 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,984 I GAVE HIM LIFE! 543 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,446 [ ALL WHIMPERING ] >> [ BEEPING EXCITEDLY ] 544 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:40,280 H.E.L.P.eR.! 545 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,866 THANK HEAVEN! KILL THESE GUYS! 546 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,910 [ GUN COCKS ] >> WAIT! LOOK! 547 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,703 ON THE HORIZON! 548 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,254 >> YOU SEE, COMRADES? 549 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,633 IS GLORIOUS NEW DAWN VENTURESTEIN PROMISE. 550 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:08,141 ABOMI-NATION ALL COME -- BY SEA AND BY AIR! 551 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,351 >> EXCUSE ME! 552 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,644 PARDON-A ME! 553 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:14,189 THAT MAN YOU'RE HOLDING IS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES! 554 00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:17,192 I AM CONGRESSWOMAN MARSHA BACKWOOD, AND I AM HERE 555 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:20,946 TO NEGOTIATE H-- OH, DID SOMEBODY LOSE AN iPAD? 556 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:25,117 [ ALL SCREAM ] >> Dr. Venture: YEAH, I CAN FIX 557 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,034 THIS. 558 00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,996 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 559 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:57,566 >> AND FRESH FROM HER RECENT FACT-FINDING MISSION, HERE TO GIVE US HER UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE 560 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,402 ON THIS PUERTA BAHIA SITUATION IS CONGRESSWOMAN 561 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,486 MARSHA BACKWOOD. 562 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,197 [ APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU, 563 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,615 MR. SECRETARY-GENERAL. 564 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:10,287 I HERE TODAY TELL ALL -- ABOMI-NATION PROUD, HEARTY 565 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:10,996 PEOPLE. 566 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:12,122 >> Dr. Venture: BOYS? 567 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,123 COME ON DOWN. 568 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,249 IT'S ON. 569 00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,209 DEAN? 570 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,544 HANK? 571 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:20,380 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] >> Both: ♪ OOOOH 572 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,049 >> HOLD ON, STOP! STOP! STOP! 573 00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,133 WHAT THE "F"? 574 00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,384 H.E.L.P.eR. SOUNDS LIKE CRAP NOW. 575 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,385 >> Hank: I KNOW, RIGHT? 576 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,471 MAN, FRIGGIN' DEAN.