1 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:19,185 >> #21: [ HUMMING SPHINX THEME SONG ] 2 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:22,313 WHOA! 3 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,023 [ HUMMING CONTINUES ] >> [ GRUNTING ] 4 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,321 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 5 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,584 >> #21: OKAY. I DIDN'T REALLY PLAN FOR THIS. 6 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,752 FREEZE! THIS IS SPHINX! 7 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:44,419 >> Brock: GARY? 8 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:45,754 COME ON, YOU IDIOT! 9 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,548 >> I SWEAR I'M GONNA REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND REMOVE YOUR 10 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:49,340 HEART AND EAT IT. 11 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,759 >> #21: SHORELEAVE? 12 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,218 A-ARE YOU PART OF LONG DIVISION? 13 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,136 >> YEAH, THAT'S IT. 14 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:54,137 BRILLIANT CONCLUSION. 15 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:54,888 >> Brock: NICE. 16 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:55,764 WE'RE UNDERCOVER, MORON. 17 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:56,931 WE WERE UNDERCOVER. 18 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,684 >> WE'VE BEEN WEARING THESE SWEATY-ASS, STINKING, 19 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:02,145 SPIT-SOAKED MASKS FOR A WEEK FOR NOTHING. 20 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,563 >> Brock: GOOD ONE, CHUBS. 21 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:04,481 THE KID'S DEAD. 22 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:05,940 SO IS TOM. 23 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,526 >> YOU KILLED AN 8-YEAR-OLD KID WITH THE CORPSE OF THE ONLY GUY 24 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,237 WHO KNEW WHERE LONG DIVISION'S SECRET BASE WAS. 25 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:12,071 AAH! 26 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,490 THAT'S SO RAVEN! 27 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,617 >> Brock: GARY, YOU BETTER SHOOT ME OR SOMETHING, 'CAUSE I'M 28 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:16,576 ABOUT TO KILL YOU. 29 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,036 >> #21: I WAS BEING A GOOD GUY! 30 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:18,995 YOU LEFT ME SPHINX. 31 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:20,455 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO? 32 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:21,414 >> HONESTLY? 33 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:22,832 USE THE HOT TUB A COUPLE OF TIMES. 34 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:26,461 NOT RUN AROUND LIKE A LONG WOLF FIGHTING CRIME -- THAT WE ARE 35 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:27,879 ALREADY FIGHTING. 36 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:29,422 >> Brock: IS THIS MY CROSSBOW? 37 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:30,632 >> #21: OH, COME ON! 38 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,050 IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A WOOKIEE. 39 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,009 >> Brock: NO. 40 00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:34,177 THIS IS MY CROSSBOW. 41 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,057 >> Dr. Venture: [ SCOFFS ] I GET THE MINI-CEREALS FOR 42 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,893 VARIETY, THEN HANK EATS ALL THE GOOD ONES, SO NOW WE HAVE A 43 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:44,604 PANTRY FULL OF PRODUCT 19 AND SPECIAL K. 44 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:46,606 WHERE'S HATRED? 45 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:47,899 WHAT IS THIS, THE SILENT TREATMENT? 46 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:48,566 >> Dean: YES. 47 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:49,317 >> Dr. Venture: HA! 48 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,276 MADE YOU TALK. 49 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,694 [ DISTANT RUMBLING ] OH, NOT AGAIN. 50 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:54,781 I'M GETTING REAL SICK OF THAT EX-HENCHMAN BEING A BETTER 51 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:56,950 BODYGUARD THAN THE EX-VILLAIN I HIRED. 52 00:01:57,033 --> 00:02:03,790 IT'S SO DEPRESSING WHEN YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD. 53 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,668 >> AH, LOOK WHO'S COMING TO SAVE ME. 54 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:08,127 IT'S THE ENTIRE SPHINX TEAM. 55 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,672 >> #21: I'M RECRUITING NOW, GRANDPA, SO BITE ME. 56 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:11,881 >> WHIP THE LITTLE GUY OUT. 57 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,174 I'LL GOT GET DOC'S MICROSCOPE. 58 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,552 >> #21: OH, I GOT A SHAI-HULUD DOWN THERE. 59 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,555 THERE'S A DAMN PAUL MUAD'DIB RIDING THIS WORM, MY FRIEND. 60 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:21,224 >> YOU GONNA HELP ME BLOW UP YOUR OLD BOSS OR WHAT? 61 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:22,058 >> #21: ALL RIGHT. 62 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:23,726 SHE'S COMING IN LOW AND SLOW. 63 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,104 THAT'S CLASSIC MONARCH "LOOK AT MY COOL NEW THING" APPROACH. 64 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:27,856 >> SHOULD I READY THE EXTINGUISHERS? 65 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,023 >> #21: [ SCOFFS ] PLEASE. 66 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,192 HE ONLY USES FIRE AND LASERS AT NIGHT. 67 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,736 I GOT MY MONEY ON ACID OR A MAGNET KIND OF THING. 68 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,822 >> Monarch: READY THE ACID MAGNET! 69 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:37,782 BRING HER IN NICE AND SLOW, DR. MY WIFE. 70 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,410 I WANT TO GIVE THEM PLENTY OF TIME TO PANIC AND SOIL THEIR 71 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,286 PANTS! 72 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:42,996 >> 8th POWER AND HOLDING STEADY. 73 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:44,581 >> Monarch: CREEP IN! 74 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:48,084 LET THEM GATHER THEIR HAMPERS IN PREPARATION FOR A MIGHTY 75 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:50,753 WASH LOAD OF FEAR-STAINED TROUSERS. 76 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:54,924 AND JUST AS THEY START THE PRETREAT -- ZAP! SIZZLE! 77 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,259 ACID MAGNET! 78 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,928 [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] >> #21: JUST ABOVE THE THRUSTERS 79 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,598 THERE -- THAT'S A POWER COUPLING FOR THE SECONDARY EXTERNALS. 80 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,392 UNLESS THEY PLAN ON SPITTING AT US THROUGH THE WINDOWS, THEY'RE 81 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:05,351 SCREWED. 82 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,895 SQUEEZE IT. DON'T YANK IT. 83 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,813 >> YOU'RE THE ONE THAT YANKS IT. 84 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,815 >> Monarch: DEPLOY THE ACID MAGNET! 85 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,817 [ ALARM BEEPING ] >> #24: MM, NOT RESPONDING, SIR. 86 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,319 SECONDARY EXTERNALS ARE DOWN. 87 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:15,403 >> Monarch: COME ON! 88 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:16,863 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 89 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,865 >> I, UH...THINK IT MIGHT BE #21. 90 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:21,367 >> Monarch: #21 IS MY MOST LOYAL MAN. 91 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,493 HOW DARE YOU! 92 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,913 >> [ SIGHS ] SHOULD WE TURN AROUND MAYBE AND 93 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:25,580 CUT OUR LOSSES? 94 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:26,414 >> Monarch: NEVER! 95 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:27,081 >> #21: OKAY. 96 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,458 NOW HE'S IN A PANIC. 97 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,460 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING OR HE'LL LOOK LIKE A TOTAL 98 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,836 DOUCHE. 99 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,922 SO, HERE'S WHERE HE MAKES THE INCREDIBLY BAD DECISION TO... 100 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:39,302 >> Monarch: JETTISON THE LUNCH ROOM! 101 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,679 >> WHAT IS THAT, PATIO FURNITURE? 102 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,097 >> #21: THAT IS THE LUNCH ROOM. 103 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,974 >> THERE'S SOME METAL CASES IN THERE. 104 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:45,975 COULD BE EXPLOSIVE. 105 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,101 >> #21: CHAFING DISHES. 106 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:47,977 IT'S WEDNESDAY, RIGHT? 107 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,395 >> YEAH. 108 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,855 >> #21: WELL, THEY'RE FILLED WITH BUFFALO WINGS, THEN, AND WE 109 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,441 SHOULD TOTALLY COLLECT THE ONES WITHOUT DIRT AND LAWN CHUNKS ON 110 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,401 THEM, BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME. 111 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,320 THEY'RE REALLY TANGY. 112 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,364 >> "EX 'B' GUY ISO GOOD GUYS. 113 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:03,368 TIRED OF HENCHING FOR A BAD GUY THAT DOESN'T APPRECIATE YOU? 114 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,119 THEN JOIN ME IN SPHINX." 115 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,955 NO, IT'S SAYS SPHINX. 116 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,331 WELL, WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN? 117 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:09,624 DUDE, YOU CALL HIM. 118 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:12,418 I THINK HE STILL HATES ME FOR FINGER BANGING THERESA. 119 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,337 WELL, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 120 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,005 OH, THAT'S WORSE. 121 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:20,969 OH, H-T-T-P, FULL COLON -- NO, THE LETTER "H," THEN -- REALLY? 122 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,720 YOU JUST TYPE THE -- FINE. 123 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,181 UH, GUILDSLIST DOT -- YEAH, THAT'S IT. RIGHT. 124 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:26,265 "THIS IS YOUR CHANCE..." 125 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,017 >> "...TO MAKE A CHANGE IN THE WORLD." 126 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,185 YES, I'M READING IT. 127 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,187 YOU HAVEN'T HAD TO TYPE THAT CRAP SINCE THE '90s. 128 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:33,189 [ BABY BABBLING ] HOLD ON. 129 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:35,400 STEPHANIE, TYLER'S EATING ChapStick AGAIN. 130 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:36,526 IT'S NOT A TOOTSIE ROLL. 131 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:37,568 IT'S ChapStick. 132 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,696 I'VE HAD THE SAME ChapStick FOR FIVE YEARS. 133 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,155 HE'S GONNA GET THE DIARRHEA. 134 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,740 JUST TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM. 135 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,492 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, I KNOW. 136 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:45,535 THIS IS PERFECT. 137 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:46,327 WOW. 138 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:47,161 LISTEN TO THIS GUY'S CRAP. 139 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,538 "SPHINX IS THE PREMIER..." 140 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:51,124 >> Hank: "...INTERMEDIATE VILLAINY DEACTIVATING SERVICE?" 141 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,960 WAY TO MAKE IT COMPLETELY CONFUSING, GARY. 142 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,003 VICEROY?! 143 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,629 YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU THAT FOR REAL? 144 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:57,755 MM-HMM. 145 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:58,798 MM-HMM. 146 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:00,258 OKAY, I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 147 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:03,052 FIRST OFF, I'D JUST LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR FINE 148 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,137 CHOICE OF CANDIDATE. 149 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,889 AND I'D LIKE TO ADD -- THIS IS SO RIGHT! 150 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,850 I'M SO READY FOR DESTINY! 151 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,268 I CAN'T WAIT TO EMBRACE HER! 152 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:11,394 >> [ Chuckling ] WHOA! 153 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,771 IT LOOKS LIKE HANK'S GOT HIMSELF A LITTLE FILLY. 154 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,064 ISN'T THAT SWEET? 155 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,442 >> Dr. Venture: [ SIGHS ] I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME. 156 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:18,776 BUT, COME ON, DESTINY? 157 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,236 DESTINY IS A STRIPPER'S NAME. 158 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:21,529 THAT'S A LOOSE WOMAN. 159 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:24,032 HE'S GOING TO BE HAVING DANGEROUS SEX WITH A TROLLOP 160 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,868 THAT HAS "PRAY FOR US SINNERS" TATTOOED ACROSS HER FOREHEAD. 161 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,953 >> Dean: THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 162 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:34,375 >> DEAN, YOU HAVE TO PAY THE TOLL -- ONE GREAT BIG HUG. 163 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,251 HEY. 164 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:36,586 GOT TO KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS. 165 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,921 >> Dr. Venture: YEAH, "KILL HIM," NOT DISEMBOWEL HIM WITH 166 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:39,881 KINDNESS. 167 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,466 >> Hank: I TOLD YOU I CAN HANDLE IT. 168 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:42,425 I'M READY TO BE A MAN. 169 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,093 >> Dr. Venture: OH, LISTEN TO HIM. 170 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,261 HE'S LIKE HIS OLD MAN. 171 00:05:45,344 --> 00:05:47,221 BUT HE'S TOO YOUNG FOR SOMEONE NAMED DESTINY. 172 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,432 HE SHOULD BE WITH A PAM OR A PAMELA. 173 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:50,433 >> OR A PAMMY, MAYBE. 174 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:51,434 >> Dr. Venture: PAMMY?! 175 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,978 THE BOY IS NOT READY FOR A DAMN PAMMY! 176 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,022 HATRED, YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM. 177 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:58,900 >> Hank: GARY, MY EXTRA MAN, I'M GOLDEN. 178 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,193 YES, I MEAN VICEROY. 179 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:03,112 LOOK, I'VE BEEN IN SPHINX BEFORE, AND MY RECORD SPEAKS FOR 180 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,280 ITSELF. 181 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:05,448 YES, I'M READY TO... 182 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,950 >> "...FIGHT SUPER VILLAINS BEFORE THEY BECOME SUPER 183 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:08,785 VILLAINS"? 184 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:11,037 IS THAT WHAT SPHINX HAS BECOME?! 185 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,539 WHO THE HELL DOES THIS CLOWN THINK HE IS?! 186 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:14,957 WHAT THE HELL?! 187 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,042 HOLD ON. 188 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:17,919 WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY? 189 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,378 HE LOOKS LIKE CRISS ANGEL. 190 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:22,298 IS THAT WHAT YOU LIKE NOW -- TACKY CRAP? 191 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:24,258 [ KNOCK ON WINDOW ] >> HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY. 192 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,469 YOU'RE WAKING UP THE WHOLE BLOCK WITH THAT SCREAMING. 193 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,512 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 194 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,222 >> MY GIRLFRIEND LIVES THERE. 195 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:31,224 >> WHY ARE YOU STILL SCREAMING? 196 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:33,810 [ KNOCK ON WINDOW ] >> [ SCOFFS ] HOLD ON! 197 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,771 >> MICHAEL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 198 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:37,939 >> OH, THERESA! 199 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:39,482 I'M...ON THE PHONE. 200 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,484 THERE'S REALLY GOOD RECEPTION HERE. 201 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,986 SO, UH, HOLD ON A SECOND. 202 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,238 OKAY, I'M READY TO JOIN SPHINX... 203 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:47,573 >> Monarch: "...AND MAKE A CHANGE IN THE WORLD. 204 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:48,491 NO ATTITUDES. 205 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:51,285 420 FRIENDLY, BUT ONLY IN OFF TIME. 206 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,495 DRAMA FREE. 207 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,123 VICEROY@GUILDSLIST.ORG." 208 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,999 >> THAT DOESN'T SOUND REMOTELY FAMILIAR? 209 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,043 >> Monarch: NO, BUT IT'S HILARIOUS. 210 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,337 HEY, YOU WANT ME TO READ "MISSED CONNECTIONS" OR 211 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,256 "CASUAL ENCOUNTERS" NEXT? 212 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:05,508 >> SERIOUSLY, THAT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE #21 WROTE IT? 213 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,510 >> Monarch: #21 IS ON A VISION QUEST. 214 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:08,553 YOU'RE PARANOID. 215 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:09,971 WHAT IS THIS MADE OF? 216 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:11,097 IT'S SO SMOOTH. 217 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:12,640 IT EVEN FEELS LIKE SKIN. 218 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:14,809 IT TELLS ME HOW IT FEELS TO BE NEW. 219 00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:16,018 >> BIO-PLASTICHE. 220 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,271 DOES YOURS HAVE A WEIRD PEE-PEE SMELL? 221 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:20,148 >> YEAH, LIKE A -- LIKE A GERBIL CAGE. 222 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,732 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] READY? 223 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:22,441 >> TA-DA! 224 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,651 I'M A BROOKLYN BEARDO. 225 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,611 >> Monarch: YOU LOOK LIKE ZACH GALA...FINAKIUS. 226 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,446 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE A HOT CHICK. 227 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,532 >> IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN A HOT CHICK TO GET INTO THE 228 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:32,160 VENTURE COMPOUND AND PLANT EXPLOSIVES. 229 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,369 SO, HOW ARE WE DOING THIS? 230 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:36,038 >> Monarch: WITH OUR SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO MAGIC MASKS. 231 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:36,789 I DON'T CARE. 232 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:37,748 WE'LL WING IT. 233 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,375 >> [ SIGHS ] GET YOUR DISGUISE ON. 234 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,376 >> Monarch: DISGUISE. 235 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:41,335 I'M A SUPER VILLAIN. 236 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,046 ALL I HAVE IS MY SWEET-ASS COSTUME. 237 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,841 >> YOU HAVE NOTHING THAT ISN'T A SPANDEX BUTTERFLY COSTUME? 238 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:48,176 >> Monarch: I DON'T KNOW. 239 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,386 I HAVE A BATHROBE, FOUL-WEATHER GEAR, AND A WINTER COAT. 240 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:53,389 OH, AND SOME GAG T-SHIRTS FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY, MAYBE. 241 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:57,894 >> LISTEN UP, RECRUITS. 242 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,395 MY NAME IS GENERAL GATHERS. 243 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:01,355 I'M MOMMY IN THIS PLAY SCHOOL. 244 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,482 WELCOME TO THE NEW O.S.I. 245 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,986 >> #21: NOW, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE OLD SPHINX? 246 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,196 OKAY, WOW. THAT'S GREAT. 247 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,989 WELL, WE DON'T CHASE THE O.S.I. 248 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:12,241 AROUND ONCE A WEEK FOR THE PRESS ANYMORE. 249 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,912 AFTER THE PYRAMID WARS, ALL THIS JUNK BECAME NEW SPHINX, AND WHAT 250 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:19,498 WE DO NOW IS WE FI-- DUDE, YOU CAN PUT YOUR HAND 251 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:20,291 DOWN. 252 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:21,292 >> UH, WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? 253 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,002 >> #21: DO YOU NEED TO PUSH A MESS? 254 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,003 >> NO. THAT'S GROSS. 255 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:24,754 IT'S TINKLES. 256 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:25,546 >> #21: TINKLES? 257 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:26,631 WELL, IF IT'S WICKED-BAD... 258 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:27,465 >> THERE'S THE DOOR. 259 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:28,424 YOU'RE AFRAID OF BLOOD? 260 00:08:28,507 --> 00:08:29,425 THERE'S THE DOOR. 261 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,093 YOU WANT TO STAY AND FIGHT? 262 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,428 WELL, WE KNOW THE ENEMY. 263 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,680 WE HAVE THEIR NAMES, FACES, TURN-ONS, TURN-OFFS, AND DREAM 264 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:35,473 DATES. 265 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:36,766 THEY'VE GROWN FAT AND LAZY. 266 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,142 WE ARE HUNGRY DOGS! 267 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:41,437 >> #21: THAT'S WHY I THINK SNACKING AT THE WORK STATIONS IS 268 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,440 OKAY, BUT, SERIOUSLY, NOTHING THAT GETS GOO OR CRUMBS ON THE 269 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,566 PANELS. 270 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,860 YOU KNOW, THINK SLIM JIMS AND PROTEIN BARS. 271 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,070 >> CREAM PUFFS! 272 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,446 THEY'RE NOT WARRIORS. 273 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:53,366 WE'LL BE THE TICKS ON THEIR DOGS, THE LINT IN THEIR DRYERS, 274 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:56,035 AND THE CRUST IN THE CORNER OF THEIR EYES. 275 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:57,620 THE GUILD IS THE ENEMY. 276 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:58,454 IT'S TIME TO... 277 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,373 >> #21: PICK FUN CODE NAMES! 278 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:03,042 OKAY, LET'S GET CREATIVE HERE. 279 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,418 HOW ABOUT... 280 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,921 >> WIND SONG -- MASTER OF THE FIGHTING ARTS. 281 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:10,675 >> DIAMOND BACKDRAFT -- LORD OF THE LEGLESS BEASTS AND KEEPER OF 282 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:11,759 THEIR FIRE FORM. 283 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:14,428 >> SPHINX COMMANDER -- MYTHIC MASTERMIND -- 284 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,513 >> #21: WHOA, WHOA. 285 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:16,472 I'M SPHINX COMMANDER. 286 00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:18,474 >> BUT YOU SAID YOU'RE THE VICEROY. 287 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:20,142 WAY TO BE CONFUSING. 288 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:24,355 OKAY, I'M MR. DADDY WARLORD OF THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN OR 289 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:24,939 WHATEVER. 290 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:25,940 >> #21: GOOD. 291 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,024 YOU'RE DADDY WARLORD, YOU BIG BABY. 292 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,401 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 293 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:31,320 >> Hank: BECAUSE THIS IS MY DESTINY, I SHALL TAKE THE NAME 294 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,738 DESTINY. 295 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,407 >> #21: THAT'S MORE OF A GIRL FROM "ROCK OF LOVE's" NAME, BUT 296 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,783 WHATEVER. 297 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:38,286 YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY SURE WIND SONG IS A PERFUME, ANYWAYS. 298 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:38,995 ALL RIGHT, SPHINX. 299 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,204 LET'S GET... 300 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,164 >> Both: ...OUT THERE AND FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT! 301 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,086 [ INTERCOM BUZZES ] >> Monarch: I'M BOILING IN THIS 302 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:47,878 COSTUME. 303 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:48,921 I'M DRESSED LIKE AN ESKIMO. 304 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,006 >> INUIT. 305 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,924 >> Monarch: I AM TOTALLY INTO IT, JUST HOT. 306 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,968 >> NO, THEY'RE CALLED INUITS, NOT ESKIMOS. 307 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:57,179 WOULD YOU STOP WHINING AND TAKE OFF YOUR PARKA? 308 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:00,141 [ PARKA UNZIPS ] >> Dr. Venture: "BEAVER 309 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:01,100 INSPECTORS"? 310 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,101 >> Monarch: UH, YEAH. 311 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,102 >> NICE MOVE. 312 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:04,562 >> Dr. Venture: IS THIS A JOKE? 313 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,187 >> JOKE? 314 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,564 LOOK, PAL. 315 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,774 BEAVERS ARE DESTROYING YOUR HOME, SO YOU JUST KEEP LAUGHING 316 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:12,069 WHILE THEY BUILD A DAM WITH WHAT USED TO BE YOUR BASEMENT. 317 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,404 >> Dr. Venture: BEAVERS? PLEASE. 318 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:17,033 THAT SHIRT MEANS YOU WANT TO INSPECT A...YOU KNOW -- vagina. 319 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,075 >> Monarch: WHATEVER. 320 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:18,993 WE COULD JUST LEAVE, I GUESS. 321 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,369 >> DID YOU JUST SAY VAGINA? 322 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,246 >> Monarch: YOU PROBABLY HAVE ANOTHER WEEK BEFORE THIS WHOLE 323 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,873 STRUCTURE COMES DOWN. 324 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,291 >> YEAH. NOT OUR PROBLEM. 325 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:28,044 I GUESS YOU CAN JUST SIGN HERE TO PROVE THAT WE WARNED YOU 326 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,920 THERE WERE -- >> Dr. Venture: FINE. 327 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:30,880 THIS IS ALL I NEED. 328 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:34,091 OKAY, MEET ME AROUND BACK. 329 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,176 >> Monarch: OW! WHAT? 330 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:36,594 WE KICKED ASS. 331 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:40,097 >> I AM GONNA SPREAD SOME MUSTARD ON THIS BALONEY. 332 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,098 IT'S GONNA STOP NOW! 333 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,892 >> #21: I'M TRYING TO RUN SPHINX. 334 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,060 I AM A GOOD GUY NOW. 335 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,394 WHY CAN'T YOU BELIEVE THAT? 336 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,188 >> ONCE A BAD GUY, ALWAYS A BAD GUY. 337 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:49,357 >> #21: YOU WERE A BAD GUY, TOO, YOU IDIOT. 338 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,400 >> UH...ALL RIGHT. TOUCHé. 339 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,070 LISTEN, I'M HERE TO TALK TO HANK ABOUT DESTINY. 340 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,071 I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 341 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,447 I MEAN, HE'S IN OVER HIS HEAD. 342 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,490 >> #21: HANK'S AN ADULT. 343 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,075 HE'S READY TO ENTER DESTINY. 344 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,951 AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW. 345 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,078 I'VE DONE IT ALREADY. 346 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,496 >> THAT IS PERVERSE! 347 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:06,374 I INSIST ON MEETING THIS DESTINY CHARACTER. 348 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,124 >> #21: ALL RIGHT, FINE. 349 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,419 DESTINY, FRONT AND CENTER. 350 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,467 >> SWEET CHRISTMAS! 351 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,010 SHE IS A LIVELY ONE. 352 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,470 I CAN SEE THE ATTRACTION. 353 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,972 >> #21: WHOA, SINCE WHEN DID WE GET STRENGTH SUITS AND NINJA-GUY 354 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,349 OUTFITS? 355 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,851 >> THEY -- THEY WERE IN THE BACK IN THE COMMAND-GEAR HOLD. 356 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,520 >> #21: THERE'S A COMMAND-GEAR HOLD? 357 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,897 WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THIS STUFF? 358 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,273 >> Hank: I AM A GOLDEN GODDESS. 359 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,275 GARY, CHECK THIS OUT! 360 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,529 [ WHIPPING, CRASH ] >> #21: WOW. 361 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:38,197 WELL, THAT'S DESTINY. 362 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:42,284 UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME OTHER BUSINESS, VISITING TIME IS OVER. 363 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,953 >> WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME LEAVE? 364 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,455 [ GUNS COCK ] UH...METAPHORICALLY. 365 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:51,210 >> Hank: AAAAAAAH! 366 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,920 [ DOOR OPENS ] >> HMPH. 367 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,047 JUST ENJOYING YOUR REPORT ON LONG DIVISION. 368 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,341 THINKING OF OPTIONING IT TO ROBIN WILLIAMS AND JIM CARREY. 369 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,300 >> ALL RIGHT. 370 00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,718 I'M GONNA PRETEND WE CAN EXPLAIN -- 371 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,095 >> DON'T BOTHER. 372 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:03,931 YOU GET YOUR COVER BLOWN BY A "GARY" THAT KILLS SHORT DIVISION 373 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,475 WITH ANOTHER GUY HE KILLED, AND THEN YOU FILL UP GARY'S 374 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,311 PILLOWCASE WITH SNICKER BARS AND SEND HIM HOME?! 375 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,813 >> COME ON. 376 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,315 SHORT DIVISION WAS AN 8-YEAR-OLD THAT SMOKED TWO PACKS A DAY AND 377 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,942 SHOT HIS HENCHMEN WHEN THE CUSSED. 378 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,152 THE KID WAS AN A-HOLE. 379 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,237 >> Brock: LOOK, WE DIDN'T GET TO THE SECRET BASE, BUT 380 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,572 LONG DIVISION IS HOBBLED. 381 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,199 ALL WE NEED TO DO IS -- >> ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TELL ME 382 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,952 WHAT THE FUCK A GARY IS AND EXPLAIN WHY HE'S NOT IN A BODY 383 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,328 BAG. 384 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,580 >> Brock: YOU REMEMBER THAT EX-MONARCH HENCHMAN THAT WE GAVE 385 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:28,998 SPHINX TO? 386 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,460 WELL, HE THINKS HE'S A CRIME FIGHTER NOW, AND, UH, HE'S GOOD 387 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,837 ENOUGH AT IT TO -- >> BURN MY ASS! 388 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,005 CLEAN THIS MESS UP. 389 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,923 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE WORD "SPHINX" AGAIN. 390 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:41,552 GO TELL THAT DERANGED, GIANT MAN-BABY THAT PLAYTIME IS OVER. 391 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,348 >> #21: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 392 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,850 YOU NEED TO BE BRIEFED AND TRAINED. 393 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,853 OH, AND I'M GONNA ORDER PERSONAL PAN PIZZAS FOR EVERYONE -- ANY 394 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:51,854 TWO TOPPINGS. 395 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,856 >> Hank: I'M WATCHING MY FIGURE, GARY. 396 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,191 SALAD? 397 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,860 >> NO OFFENSE, VICEROY, BUT WE'VE BEEN AT THIS GAME FOR A 398 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:58,861 LONG TIME. 399 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,696 WE FOUGHT IN THE FLIPPIN' PYRAMID WARS. 400 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:01,697 >> #21: WHOA, GEEZ. 401 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:02,698 THE PYRAMID WARS. 402 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:04,533 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE EX-O.S.I. 403 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,326 ALL RIGHT. 404 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,368 WE'RE JUST GONNA JUMP IN. 405 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,453 I MADE SOME WORKBOOKS. 406 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,455 >> VICEROY, NO WORKBOOKS! 407 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:11,540 SPHINX, EVIL AWAITS! 408 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,210 >> I'M CALLING FORTH THE MIGHTY KHAFRA -- THE MAN-FACED LION 409 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,419 THAT REIGNS OVER THE HEAVENS. 410 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,296 >> #21: HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW THIS STUFF? 411 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,215 >> UM, PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON? 412 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,966 >> Dr. Venture: SO, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 413 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,928 >> Monarch: AQUATIC RODENTS, TAD -- STRUCTURAL DAMAGE, FECES, 414 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:27,306 CRAB-APPLE SIZED DUNG BALLS -- BROWN MOSTLY, WHITE IF THEY'RE 415 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,766 OLD. 416 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,434 >> YEAH, MOST OF YOUR HOMES ARE INFESTED WITH PAPER BEAVER, BUT 417 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,062 YOU HAVE A RED WELL BEAVER INFESTATION. 418 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,730 >> Dr. Venture: HOW CAN YOU TELL? 419 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:35,481 >> Monarch: WATCH. 420 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,816 A-OW-WEE-KEE-KEE-KEE... 421 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,694 >> WHAT MY PARTNER IS DOING IS MAKING THE SOUND OF A HUNGRY 422 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,154 PAPER BEAVER PUP. 423 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,740 IF YOU HAD PAPER BEAVERS, THEY'D BE HERE BY NOW, AND YOU'D SMELL 424 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:46,200 THEIR LACTATIONS. 425 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,619 THEY HAVE A PUNGENT, SYRUPY BREAST MILK. 426 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,829 >> Dr. Venture: I'VE NEVER NOTICED ANYTHING LIKE THAT DOWN 427 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:51,914 HERE. 428 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:52,748 >> Monarch: OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T, TAD. 429 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,083 >> Dr. Venture: IT'S THADDEUS. 430 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,168 >> Monarch: YEAH, TAD, ONCE YOU SEE THEM, IT'S TOO LATE. 431 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,253 HERE. GIVE ME A HAND HERE. 432 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,088 YOU GOT TO GET THEM AT THE LARVAL STAGE. 433 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,422 >> Dr. Venture: BEAVER LARVA? 434 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,716 >> WELL, IT'S A BABY -- LIKE A BABY, BUT A BABY BEAVER. 435 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,051 A LITTLE BABY BEAVER. 436 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,554 >> Monarch: YEAH, THESE ARE, UH, BEAVER DETERRENTS. 437 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:09,098 THEY EMIT A HIGH-FREQUENCY PULSE THAT BEAVERS JUST HATE. 438 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,683 IT DRIVES THEM NUTS. 439 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:11,600 >> DEAN! HEY, HEY, DEAN! 440 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,435 >> Dean: DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK? 441 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,272 >> I WASN'T SURE YOU WERE IN HERE WITH ALL THESE LIGHTS OFF. 442 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,148 IT'S LIKE A DAMN MAUSOLEUM. 443 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,692 >> Dean: WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 444 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:20,568 >> YOUR HELP. 445 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,445 I SUCK AT THIS BODYGUARD THING. 446 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,365 BROCK'S WATCH KEEPS BEEPING "EXPLOSIVES PRESENT," YOUR 447 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,368 BROTHER'S FORNICATING WITH DESTINY, AND GARY'S GOT A 448 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:33,872 MILITIA, YOU'RE BURNING CANDLES, YOU GOT THOSE CUTTING SCARS -- 449 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,291 >> Dean: HUH? 450 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,836 OH, I GOT MY ARM CAUGHT IN A -- >> CAUGHT IN A WEB OF SADNESS. 451 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:41,797 I KNOW THAT YOU CUT TO FEEL SOMETHING, DEAN -- TO FEEL 452 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,756 ANYTHING. 453 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,216 >> Dean: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 454 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,136 >> I'M NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO HOLD YOU, BUT I AM SWORN TO 455 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,178 PROTECT YOU, DEAN. 456 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,055 [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ] WHAT THE HECK?! 457 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,647 HE'S UPPED HIS GAME. 458 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,316 LET'S GO! 459 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,110 >> SPHINX COMMANDER, TARGET LOCATED, COURSE IS PLOTTED. 460 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,779 >> #21: ONE MORE TIME -- I'M SPHINX COMMAND-- 461 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,489 WAIT. WHAT TARGET? 462 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,534 >> NO! I'M SPHINX COMMANDER! 463 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:14,330 YOU'RE JUST A USURPER PLAYING DRESS-UP. 464 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:19,043 >> #21: OH FUCK, YOU GUYS ARE OLD TEAM SPHINX. 465 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,210 I KNEW IT. 466 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,378 I'M SUCH A RETARD. 467 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,713 >> OH, YOU REALLY ARE. 468 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,632 IT WAS EMBARRASSINGLY EASY TO DO THIS. 469 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,674 >> Hank: GREAT. 470 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,635 RIGHT WHEN EVERYTHING GETS SUPER COOL -- 471 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,136 >> HUSH, MY SWEET COUNTESS. 472 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,554 DADDY'S BACK. 473 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,183 EVERYTHING IS JUST AS IT WAS. 474 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,686 >> LISTEN, I'M OLD HAT AT KICKING ADDICTIONS, DEAN. 475 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,357 LITTLE BOYS, OBSESSIVE RELATIONSHIPS, BOOZE, AND NAIL 476 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,691 BITING -- I KICKED THEM ALL. 477 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,194 >> Dean: MR. HATRED, I JUST HAVE SOME THINGS TO WORK OUT. 478 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,612 I'M NOT ADDICTED TO ANYTHING. 479 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,572 >> DENIAL IS THE FIRST SIGN OF ADDICTION. 480 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,825 [ BEEPING ] AH, WE HAVE A WINNER. 481 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,203 SWING THAT LIGHT OVER HERE. 482 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,038 YEP. EXPLOSIVES. 483 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,416 WHEN UNCLE HATRED WAS A VILLAIN, HE USED THIS KIND BUT IN GREEN. 484 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,379 MONARCH CREW USED TO STEAL CRAP FROM US AND PAINT 'EM YELLOW, SO 485 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,715 LOOKS LIKE WE DISCOVERED GARY'S LITTLE PLAN. 486 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,175 >> DART-19, WHAT IS YOUR POSITION? 487 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,385 >> OH, HEY, HUNTER. 488 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,720 YEAH, WE'RE IN, UH, MY ROOM LISTENING TO RECORDS. 489 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,681 BROCK'S GONNA FRENCH BRAID MY HAIR. 490 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,266 >> WELL, THEN, DON'T BOTHER GOING TO SPHINX H.Q. 491 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,519 SPHINX H.Q. IS HEADING STRAIGHT AT US. 492 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,770 STRAIGHT AT BABY GIRL! 493 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,730 SWITCH YOUR RADAR TO DELTA 4. 494 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,357 >> Brock: REROUTING FOR INTERCEPT. 495 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,650 >> ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE ON SCENE. 496 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,693 NOW TAKE HER DOWN. 497 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,653 AND IF YOU DON'T, BABY GIRL WILL. 498 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:28,570 OVER AND OUT. 499 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,239 >> Brock: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 500 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,491 >> UGH, WHAT IS GARY'S DAMAGE? 501 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:35,452 HE IS DESTROYING MY REPUTATION WORSE THAN THAT JOCK I DATED IN 502 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,745 HIGH SCHOOL. 503 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,540 >> Dr. Venture: OF COURSE THE SCIENCE RACKET ISN'T ALWAYS 504 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,833 SERIOUS. 505 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,335 LOOK -- IT'S A MOLECULAR REDISTRIBUTOR, AND I'M SITTING 506 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,420 ON IT LIKE A HORSE. 507 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,296 [ CHUCKLES ] BROCK JUST HAD TO GET THE 508 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,589 CAMERA. 509 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,091 >> Monarch: [ CHUCKLES ] SO, WHO ARE THE LITTLE GIRLS? 510 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,635 >> Dr. Venture: OH, THOSE ARE MY BOYS -- RAGGEDY ANN AND ANDY FOR 511 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,262 HALLOWEEN THAT YEAR. 512 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,264 THEY GROW UP SO FAST. 513 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,473 WELL, IF YOU LET THEM, I MEAN. 514 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,100 [ DOOR OPENS ] >> DOC! DOC, I THINK -- 515 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,643 OH. HELLO. 516 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,311 DOC, I NEED TO TALK PRIVATELY. 517 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:04,606 WE HAVE SOME PROBLEMS THAT MIGHT BE...explosive. 518 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,443 >> Dr. Venture: [ SIGHS ] GENTLEMEN, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 519 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,404 MY BUTLER DOESN'T QUITE KNOW HIS PLACE YET. 520 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:14,283 >> Monarch: THERE'S A PICTURE OF VENTURE DRESSED AS RAMBO. 521 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,033 YOU GOT TO SEE THIS. 522 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,326 YOU WILL PISS YOURSELF. 523 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,495 >> UM, SWEETIE, HATRED FOUND THE EXPLOSIVES. 524 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,663 DID YOU NOT CATCH THAT? 525 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,749 >> Monarch: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! 526 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,375 >> Dr. Venture: [ Muffled ] HE DID WHAT?! 527 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,460 >> GET YOUR CRAP. 528 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,836 WE CAN LEAVE THROUGH THE BACK. 529 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,713 >> #21: WHY ARE YOU OLD GUYS DOING THIS? 530 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:28,964 REVENGE? 531 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,966 SO, YOU WAIT 30 YEARS FOR ME TO PUT OUT A WANT AD? 532 00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,342 >> YOU WANT THE TRUTH? 533 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,385 YOU'RE GONNA HATE IT. 534 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,970 I DON'T EVEN LIKE TALKING ABOUT IT. 535 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:35,763 >> #21: MIGHT AS WELL. 536 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,639 I'M CLEARLY NOT BUSY HERE. 537 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,057 >> SPHINX WAS PRETTY SERIOUS. 538 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,019 YEAH, WE GOT OUR ASSES KICKED BY O.S.I. ALL THE TIME, BUT WE WERE 539 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,353 HARD CORE. 540 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,564 WHEN YOU JOIN SPHINX, WE PUT A CYANIDE CHIP RIGHT IN YOUR 541 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:46,565 BRAIN. 542 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,692 100% LOYALTY, OR WE FLIP THE SWITCH. 543 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:49,693 >> #21: WHOA. 544 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,320 AND I THOUGHT MY OLD JOB WAS NUTS. 545 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:52,988 >> WELL, YOU CAN'T GET THESE THINGS OUT. 546 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,490 AND THEY DON'T LAST FOREVER. 547 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,659 WE ALL HAVE MAYBE A YEAR LEFT TO LIVE, SO WHEN YOUR AD CAME UP, 548 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,578 WE FIGURED WE COULD GO OUT LIKE SPHINX. 549 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:00,954 FLAME IT. 550 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,832 >> Hank: WELL, WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR ACID HEAD... 551 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,708 PROBLEM. 552 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:05,918 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET US GO? 553 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,420 >> IT WOULD RUIN THE COMMANDER. 554 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,380 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE THE COUNTESS IN THAT OUTFIT. 555 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,549 AFTER SHE LEFT HIM, HE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME. 556 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:18,889 YEAH, THAT WAS HER STRENGTH SUIT. 557 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,516 >> Hank: TOTALLY FORGOT IT WAS A STRENGTH SUIT. 558 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,391 >> #21: ALL RIGHT. 559 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,559 GET TO THE BRIDGE. 560 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,812 I'M GONNA TRY AND FIND THE ENGINE ROOM. 561 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,856 >> YOU HAD BAD HIT OF BLOTTER AND KILLED SOMEONE 'CAUSE HE 562 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,691 LEARNED YOUR TERRIBLE SECRET? 563 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,610 MAYBE YOU MASTURBATED WITH A FURBY. 564 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,278 WHAT COULD BE SO BAD? 565 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,364 >> Dean: I JUST KNOW A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 566 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,949 >> YOU WANT TO RAP ABOUT IT? 567 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,451 >> Dean: YOU...WANT ME TO MAKE UP A RHYME? 568 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:43,872 >> NO, I WAS TRYING TO BE A -- DEAN, GROWING UP IS HARD. 569 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,582 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 570 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,542 YOU'RE NOT LIKE ANYONE. 571 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,043 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE DEAN. 572 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,045 AND YOU'RE THE BEST DEAN. 573 00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,421 >> Dean: HUH. 574 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,257 THAT ALMOST HELPS. 575 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,049 SO, WHAT? 576 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,509 WE LEAVE THEM HERE? 577 00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:56,844 >> YEAH. 578 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,554 THAT'LL SEND A MESSAGE. 579 00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,680 >> STEADY ON COURSE. 580 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,307 >> Monarch: I-I-I DON'T REMEMBER THIS AT ALL. 581 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,810 >> YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO GET OVER THAT DAMN PHOTO. 582 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,061 I CAN'T RUN THIS ALONE. 583 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,396 >> Monarch: LOOK, LOOK! 584 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,605 THAT IS ME IN THAT PICTURE. 585 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,399 I'M PLAYING WITH DR. VENTURE. 586 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,483 PLAYING! 587 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,734 WEE! FUN! YAY! 588 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,611 AND WHO'S THAT IN THE BACKGROUND? 589 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,029 OH, NOBODY -- JUST MY PARENTS. 590 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,698 >> YES, FINE, THAT'S NUTS. 591 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:18,907 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? 592 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,618 >> Monarch: I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS! 593 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,621 >> BLONDIE, SAILOR BOY, THIS S SMOKE STACK. 594 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,914 TARGET IS LOCKED IN. 595 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,417 WE WILL OPEN FIRE IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND. 596 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,710 DAMN IT, YOU TWO. 597 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,753 >> Brock: SMOKE STACK, THIS IS BLONDIE. 598 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,672 HOLD YOU FIRE. I'M IN POSITION. 599 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:34,715 REPEAT. HOLD YOU FIRE. 600 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,008 JUST GIVE ME 10. 601 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:36,967 >> ROGER. 602 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,677 GIVE 'EM HELL, SON. 603 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,095 YOU HEARD 'EM, KIDDIES. 604 00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,097 STAY FROSTY. 605 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,433 [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ] >> Hank: ALL RIGHT, WEIRDO, THE 606 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:45,767 GAME IS OVER. 607 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,062 KNOCK THIS CRAP OFF, OR I WILL GO KARATE BANANAS ON YOU! 608 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,397 >> COUNTESS! 609 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:54,943 SOON THE O.S.I. WILL BE DESTROYED, AND WE CAN FINALLY BE 610 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,069 TOGETHER AGAIN. 611 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:59,323 >> Hank: LOOK, SERIOUSLY, I WILL KARATE YOU. 612 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,198 >> OW. 613 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,950 THAT IS ENTIRELY NOT NECESSARY. 614 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,828 >> AH, I REMEMBER KICKING YOUR ASS WHEN I WAS A KID. 615 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,496 >> [ GRUNTS ] >> STILL FUN. 616 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,291 >> #21: DUDE, THE OLD SPHINX CREW IS GONNA ATTACK THE O.S.I. 617 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,459 ANY SECOND. 618 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,711 COMMUNICATIONS ARE DOWN AND WE'RE USING THESE. 619 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:13,712 >> WHAT IS THAT? 620 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,130 >> #21: IT'S A SHAKE WEIGHT, I THINK. 621 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,465 I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING ELSE. 622 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,467 I CAN'T EVEN FIND FUCKING ENGINEERING. 623 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,635 HAVE YOU SEEN HANK? 624 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,969 >> NICE JOB, GARY. 625 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,889 YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. 626 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,143 >> BROCK SAMSON. 627 00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:29,978 IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 628 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,397 I THOUGHT YOU WENT INTO THE PRIVATE SECTOR. 629 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,774 >> Brock: THINGS CHANGE. 630 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:36,526 SO, YOU AND THE COUNTESS FIGURED YOU'D TAKE THE JALOPY OUT FOR 631 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,361 ONE LAST RIDE? 632 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,487 >> Hank: BROCK, IT'S ME, HANK. 633 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,821 >> Brock: HANK? 634 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,824 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, AND WHY -- WHY ARE YOU ON HIS LAP? 635 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,576 >> Hank: HE NEEDS MY BOSOM, BROCK. 636 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,661 PLUS, THE SUIT IS FROZEN. 637 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:46,995 I CAN'T MOVE. 638 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,624 >> MY COUNTESS FORGOT THAT HER SUIT IS PROGRAMMED TO NEVER HURT 639 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:54,962 HER MAN, SO PUT THE CROSSBOW DOWN. 640 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,922 >> Brock: HANK, UH, CAN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES? 641 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,090 >> Hank: OF COURSE. 642 00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,508 >> Brock: THEN DO IT. 643 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,636 [ SPLAT ] >> Hank: I CAN'T OPEN THEM YET, 644 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:03,220 CAN I? 645 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,013 >> Brock: NOPE. 646 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:05,847 >> COME ON, MAN. 647 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,557 OH, WHO'S GONNA FEED MY SNAKES? 648 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,183 >> WOW. 649 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:08,850 IT'S SO DEPRESSING. 650 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,227 JUST LOOK AT HIM. 651 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,063 I SUDDENLY GET WHY MY DAD USED TO SAY, "I'M NOT GONNA PUNISH 652 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,022 YOU. 653 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,524 YOU'VE PUNISHED YOURSELF ENOUGH." 654 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,735 >> Hank: MY DAD LIKES TO PUNISH US WHI WE PUNISH OURSELVES. 655 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,862 >> #21: I AM A COMPLETE LOSER. 656 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,031 [ SIGHS ] >> Brock: YOU KNOW, I WAS 657 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,702 THINKING THAT THIS KIND OF LOOKED BETTER ON YOU. 658 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,121 YOU WORK IT LIKE A WOOKIEE. 659 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,040 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 660 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,569 >> OH, I'VE BEEN WAITING TO DO THIS FOR 30 YEARS. 661 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:01,903 POSITION ARTILLERY! 662 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:02,946 >> ARM ALL EXPLOSIVES! 663 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,614 >> Monarch: WAIT FOR MY MARK! 664 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,575 I WANT THEM TO SEE US. 665 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,784 >> MONARCH AGAIN. 666 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:08,618 IT'S EXHAUSTING. 667 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:09,870 YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT THERE? 668 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,747 >> Dr. Venture: [ SCOFFS ] WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO? 669 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,081 DROP A DINETTE SET ON MY LAWN? 670 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,125 >> Monarch: DETONATE THE EXPLOSIVES! 671 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,127 >> FIRE ALL CANONS! 672 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,591 >> Dr. Venture: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 673 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:23,550 >> I DON'T GET IT. 674 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:24,926 IT LOOKS LIKE WE JUST BLEW UP... 675 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,513 >> ...SPHINX FOR THE LAST TIME.