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[ ICE TINGING ]
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[ Deep voice ] MY DEAR?
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TO US!
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[ SCOFFS ] COULDN'T HAVE
ASKED FOR A BIGGER TARGET.
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A
HARD ONE?
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IS THAT AN INVITATION?
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Brock: ORDERS ARE WE TAKE HIM
ALIVE, HEADSHOT.
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MONSTROSO'S GOT INTEL WE NEED.
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UH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT HIT GIRL
THERE?
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Brock: NO!
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WE NEED HER ALIVE, TOO.
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WHY?
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SO YOU CAN SCREW IT UP AND LOSE
HER ALL OVER AGAIN, SAMSON?
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Brock: HEY, SCREW YOU,
HEADSHOT!
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NOT EVEN WITH HIS DICK.
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S'MATTER, SAMSON?
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YOU STILL SWEET ON HER?
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DON'T TAUNT HIM, BABE.
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BROCK COULD NEVER LOVE SUCH AN
AWFUL, LYING BITCH PERSON.
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BABE, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU?
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NO TOUCHING WHILE I'M AIMING.
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GONNA BE OKAY, SPORT?
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CAN'T BE EASY FOR YOU TO SEE
MOLOSTRO AGAIN.
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Brock: I'M FINE.
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"MOLOSTRO?"
YEAH, IT'S MY CELEBRITY
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COUPLE NAME FOR THEM.
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OR DO YOU LIKE "MONSTROTOV"
BETTER?
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Brock: ALL RIGHT, SKY PILOT.
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LET THEM KNOW WE'RE HERE.
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WE SEEM TO HAVE UNINVITED
GUESTS.
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Cocktease: SHALL I...
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SHOW THEM OUT?
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NO, MY DEAR.
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COME. LET'S GIVE THEM A SHOW.
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Brock: AAAAAARRGHHH!
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SO, FINALLY CAUGHT THE
BIG BAD WOLF AND
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LITTLE RED KILLING HOOD.
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WELL, WHOOP-DE-FRIGGIN'-DOO!
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BET YOU'RE REAL PROUD OF
YOURSELF.
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Brock: ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
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WORK!
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IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
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MORE HONEST WORK THAN
WHATEVER THE HELL YOU GESTAPO
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FEDERALE I.A. SUIT JOCKEYS DO
FOR A LIVING!
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UH, OKAY.
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AH, JUST TAKE IT EASY.
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WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF THIS.
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WELL, THEN YOU'RE ASKING THE
WRONG GUY, BECAUSE I AM CLEARLY
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A TOP!
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OH, A SMART GUY, HUH?
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ALL RIGHT, EINSTEIN!
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DO THE MATH ON THIS ONE -- HOW
DOES ON SKINNY REDHEAD TAKE DOWN
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AN ARMY OF SUPER AGENTS AND A
HUNDRED-BILLION-DOLLAR
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HOVER-FORTRESS?!
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AND HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU
LOSE A 12-FOOT MAN?!
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Brock: WELL [EXHALES]
IT WASN'T EASY.
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[ SIGHS ] WHAT A FRIGGIN' MESS.
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IT'S ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT
MESSIER.
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WASHINGTON'S SENDING NEW MISTERS
TO CRAWL UP OUR ASS.
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Brock: SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA
TELL THEM?
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AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.
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AFTER CARDHOLDER AND DOE?
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I DON'T TRUST ANY OF THESE
MISTER BRANCH BASTARDS.
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EVENING, GENERAL GATHERS.
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MY NAME'S MR. FROST.
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THESE ARE MY ASSOCIATES,
MR. SAMPLE, AND MASTER --
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MASTER YOURNAME, SIR.
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UH, IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU,
AND...OKAY.
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HAVE TO EXCUSE THE ROOKIE.
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STILL IN TRAINING.
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HE AIN'T A FULL MISTER YET --
HASN'T EARNED HIS HAT.
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YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE,
GATHERS.
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WASHINGTON WANTS A FULL REPORT
ON THIS COLOSSAL CLUSTER-FUDGE.
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WE'RE GONNA WANT TO INTERVIEW
ALL THE KEY PLAYERS.
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HMPH! FINE!
DO YOUR WORST, YOU VULTURES!
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WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S START FROM THE BEGINNING.
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ALL RIGHT.
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FIRST OF ALL, I WANT IT ON THE
RECORD THAT THIS OPERATION WAS
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A COMPLETE SUCCESS.
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WE ACHIEVED OUR OBJECTIVE WITH
LIMITED RESISTANCE AND ZERO
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CASUALTIES ON OUR SIDE.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Brock: THE PACKAGES WERE
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SECURED AND BLINDFOLDED FOR
DELIVERY.
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WE FOLLOWED EVERY SECURITY
PROTOCOL.
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EVERY PROTOCOL?
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WERE YOU AWARE THERE WERE
UNCLEARED CIVILIANS ON BOARD AT
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THE TIME?
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Brock: HEY, WAS THAT THE X-1
WE PASSED ON DECK ON OUR WAY IN?
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NOT AT THAT TIME. NO.
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WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY DOING
THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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WELL, I-I CAME FOR THESE.
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SO...YOU CAME TO GET A BOOB
JOB?
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NO, SIR.
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THESE 48 TRIPLE-D's ARE 100%
NATURAL.
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TWO BIG, PILLOWY GIFTS FROM
GOD, MAN, AND SUPER-SCIENCE, AND
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HE WANTED TO GET RID OF THEM!
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THE VENTURES HERE TAGGED
ALONG FOR MORAL SUPPORT.
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JONAS VENTURE'S BRAT?
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WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL
WASTING O.S.I. RESOURCES
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PROTECTING THAT HUMP?
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Dr. Venture: HEY!
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WHY DO YOU THINK I'D PUT A
WASHOUT LIKE HATRED ON HIM?
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HEY! I'M ONLY HUMAN!
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I GET THESE URGES, YOU SEE?
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AND THEY GOT ME ON THIS SPECIAL
MEDICINE TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF
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THEM, AND UH...
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I'LL HAVE TO RUN MORE TESTS
TO BE CERTAIN, BUT IT'S HIGHLY
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PROBABLE THE NOMOLESTOL WE PUT
YOU ON IS HAVING AN ADVERSE
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INTERACTION WITH THE
SUPER-SOLDIER SERUM YOU
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RECEIVED BACK IN '88.
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Dr. Venture: SUPER-SOLDIER?
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HIM? HA!
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HEY, NOW!
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I KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE EVERY
TIME YOU CALL YOURSELF A
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"SUPER-SCIENTIST."
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WELL, FRANKLY, I'M MORE
CONCERNED ABOUT THE BOY HERE.
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YOU BEEN DIPPING INTO
AGENT HATRED'S MEDS, SON?
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Hank: WHAT? THESE?
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NAH, THEY'RE JUST FALSIES BUILT
INTO THE SUIT.
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Dr. Venture: DO YOU HAVE ANY
MEDS YOU COULD PUT HIM ON?
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HE'S BEEN WEARING THAT THING FOR
WEEKS.
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HE WAS THE SAME WAY WITH THE
BATMAN COSTUME I BOUGHT HIM WHEN
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HE WAS 10.
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Dean: YEAH, ONLY NOW HE
DOESN'T DIE WHEN HE JUMPS OFF
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THE ROOF.
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Hank: NO MAN CAN FIGHT HIS
DESTINY.
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Dr. Venture: YEAH, OR YOUR
STENCH.
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YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO STINK
IN THERE, HANK.
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YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE, HANK.
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Dean: YEAH, HE IS!
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Brock: NO, NO. THEY HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
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I SAW THE VENTURES DOWN THERE
ON MY WAY TO CHECK ON THE
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PRISONERS.
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I WAS ANTSY ABOUT HAVING THEM
ON BOARD FOR TOO LONG, SO I
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WANTED TO START THE DEBRIEFING.
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BUT THERE WAS A HOLDUP.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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THEY HELD YOU UP?
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SO THAT'S WHEN THEY ESCAPED?
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Brock: NO, MAN.
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THAT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
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ARE YOU DONE WITH HIM YET?
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[ SQUISHING ]
NOT YET, SIR.
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I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
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Brock: YOU'LL LET ME KNOW.
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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO
STRIP-SEARCH A PERP?
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DUDE, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF
THIS GUY.
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WILL YOU JUST LET ME DO MY JOB
HERE?
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YOU AND THE, UH, RUSSKI, YOU
GOT QUITE A HISTORY, DON'T YOU?
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SO WHEN DID YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS
FIRST MEET?
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Brock: 1986.
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SHE WAS A GYMNAST.
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ME AND MY FIRST PARTNER WERE
UNDERCOVER AT THE GOODWILL
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GAMES.
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SEE, WE HAD INTEL THAT THE
SIBERIAN HUSKY WAS PLANNING TO
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STRIKE THERE.
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SORRY. UH, SIBERIAN...
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Brock: HUSKY!
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LEARN YOUR HISTORY, MAN.
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HE WAS THE KGB's DEADLIEST
ASSASSIN.
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GUY WAS A LIVING LEGEND.
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
I SHOULD HAVE PAID MORE
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ATTENTION.
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I WAS...DISTRACTED.
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
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I WAS A ROOKIE AGENT ON MY
FIRST MAJOR ASSIGNMENT.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
[ GUN COCKS ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
WHAT I DIDN'T REALIZE AT THE
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TIME WAS...SO WAS SHE.
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AND HER FATHER HAD TRAINED HER
WELL.
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[ SPECTATORS SCREAMING ]
TOUCHING. REAL TOUCHING.
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SO THIS DIZZY DAME'S BEEN
SCREWING UP YOUR NOODLE SINCE
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THE FIRST DAY YOU LAID EYES ON
HER.
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Brock: WHAT ARE YOU GETTING
AT?
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WHAT'S THE REAL NATURE OF
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH
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MOLOTOV COCKTEASE, AGENT SAMSON?
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Dr. Venture: STRICTLY
PROFESSIONAL.
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WELL, SURE, WE FLIRTED A LITTLE
BIT, BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
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SHE WAS THE BABYSITTER.
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MORE LIKE YOUR PARTNER!
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OR WAS SHE YOUR LOVER?
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I WAS UNDERCOVER!
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I WAS INFILTRATING HER ALL-LADY
KILL CADRE.
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Brock: LISTEN TO ME VERY
CAREFULLY -- I DID NOT HAVE SEX
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WITH THAT WOMAN!
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SO THAT'S WHY CUT YOUR PUD
OFF AND GOT YOURSELF A PAIR OF
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BOOBS, EH?
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NO, NO. NOT EXACTLY.
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BUT, UH, THEY CAME IN HANDY.
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ALSO SAW A NOTICEABLE
IMPROVEMENT IN MY TIPS.
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Brock: NO! NOT EVEN THE TIP!
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LOOK, I'M TELLING YA!
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SHE WORE THIS BELT KIND OF THING
LIKE A -- LIKE A --
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A STRIPPER?!
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EXOTIC DANCER, YOU
MISOGYNIST!
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YOU MEAN LIKE THE ONE WE
FOUND WHEN WE TOSSED YOUR
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BARRACKS?
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Brock: THAT -- I, UH -- I WAS
GONNA FILE THAT.
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THAT'S, UH...EVIDENCE.
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OF WHAT?
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YOUR SCHOOLBOY CRUSH ON THIS
CHIPPY?
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ADMIT IT, SAMSON.
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BUSTED HER
OUT, AREN'T YA?
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NO! THAT'S BULLSHIT!
THEN ACCOUNT FOR YOUR
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WHEREABOUTS WHEN SHE ESCAPED.
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Brock: RIGHT HERE!
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RIGHT WHERE YOU'RE SITTIN'.
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WELL, SORRY ABOUT THE GETUP.
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DIDN'T HAVE ANY JUMPSUITS IN
SIZE "STUPID BIG."
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YOU COULD AT LEAST HAVE
LAUNDERED THEM.
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Brock: OH, YEAH.
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THAT ROOKIE HENDERSON'S A BIT OF
A BED WETTER.
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I'LL HAVE THE GALS IN THE
UNIFORM DEPARTMENT GET RIGHT TO
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WORK ON SOMETHING MORE SUITABLE.
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YOU NEEDN'T BOTHER.
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I SHAN'T BE STAYING LONG.
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SO HE TOLD YOU, TO YOUR FACE,
HE WAS PLANNING TO ESCAPE?
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Brock: NO, HE TOLD ME HE WAS
AS GOOD AS DEAD ALREADY -- THAT
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THE GUILD WOULD BE COMING FOR
HIM.
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SAID HE WAS WILLING TO TELL ME
ANYTHING I WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT
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THEM.
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AND WHAT DO YOU WANT IN RETURN?
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I SUPPOSE A CONJUGAL VISIT IS
OUT OF THE QUESTION?
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Brock: [ SIGHS ]
LET'S START WITH THE SOVEREIGN.
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MR. BOWIE LIVES IN
NEW YORK CITY.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO THERE AND ASK
HIM YOURSELF?
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Brock: YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
THE SOVEREIGN'S NOT REALLY
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BOWIE.
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I MET 'EM BOTH, AND THE REAL
BOWIE CAN'T TURN INTO A HAWK.
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SO WHO IS HE?
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THE MAN NOW KNOWN AS THE
SOVEREIGN WAS ONCE JUST A PETTY
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SUPER CRIMINAL, A TALENTED BUT
DOWN-ON-HIS-LUCK SHAPESHIFTER.
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HE AND THE REAL BOWIE MET IN
'72.
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RUMOR HAS IT THE CREATURE ON THE
COVER OF DIAMOND DOGS IS
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ACTUALLY AN UNALTERED PHOTO OF
THE SOVEREIGN.
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SO, HE JUST GAVE YOU ALL OF
THIS?
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Brock: THAT AND MORE.
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HE MAY ALSO HAVE BEEN THE
WOMAN BESIDE BOWIE ON THE COVER
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OF PIN-UPS.
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BUT YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG
QUESTIONS, AGENT SAMSON.
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IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE DOWN
THE GUILD, YOU SHOULD START WITH
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THE COUNCIL.
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"THE COUNCIL"?
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Brock: OF 13, YEAH.
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MONSTROSO SAID THE GUILD IS
ACTUALLY RULED BY A COMMITTEE.
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SAID IF WE CHECKED THE MINIATURE
SECRET CAMERA IN THE PINKY RING
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WE CONFISCATED FROM HIM, WE'D
FIND PICTURES OF 'EM.
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DID YA?
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Brock: SORT OF.
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THEY MEET ONLY VIA
TELE-SCREEN TO PROTECT THEIR
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ANONYMITY, EVEN FROM EACH OTHER.
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THESE WERE TAKEN AT ONE SUCH
MEETING.
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Brock: RECOGNIZE ANY OF THE
VOICES?
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ONLY ONE. COUNCILMAN 4.
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HIS SHRILL CHUCKLE AND LUDICROUS
HABIT OF PUNCTUATING HIS
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STATEMENTS WITH A BICYCLE HORN
GAVE HIM AWAY AS THE CLUE CLOWN.
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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Brock: EXCUSE ME A SEC.
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TALK TO ME.
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HEY, I'M NOT A BED WETTER,
YOU KNOW.
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Brock: WHATEVER, PUDDLES.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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MOLOTOV ESCAPED!
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Brock: SEE, I'M NOT YOUR MAN.
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I DIDN'T BREAK MOLOTOV OUT.
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IT WAS ME.
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IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO
BLAME, BLAME ME.
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I WAS THE ONE GUARDING HER.
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THERE, THERE, HON.
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LET IT OUT.
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I-I FOLLOWED ALL THE
PROCEDURES.
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I GAVE HER A FULL NOZZLE SCAN
AND EVERYTHING.
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BUT I MUST'VE MISSED SOMETHING.
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I WAS THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE
ALARM.
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SO, UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO WRITE
THAT DOWN.
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AMBER AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO
TAKE THE JUMP JET TO NAPA ON A
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WEEKEND PASS.
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YOU KNOW HOW AIR TRAFFIC TO THE
COAST CAN BE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT,
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SO I WENT TO CHECK ON HER.
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AND THAT'S WHEN I UNCOVERED HER
DEADLY DECEPTION.
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AMBER!
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YOU'RE NOT A REAL BLONDE!
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BUT I AM! SEE?
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THIS IS BLONDE!
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MAYBE NOT GOLD, BUT IT WOULDN'T
DO TO GO AROUND CALLING MYSELF
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"AMBER DISHWATER," NOW, WOULD
IT?
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WHAT ELSE ARE YOU LYING
ABOUT?
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HEY, HEY!
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I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE,
PRETTY BOY.
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Dean: ALL RIGHT!
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I ADMIT IT!
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I DID IT!
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JUST ME. NO ONE ELSE.
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I LET THEM OUT. BOTH OF THEM.
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AND I AM NOT SORRY.
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ALL RIGHT, KID.
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YOU GOT YOUR POP. NOW SPILL.
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Dr. Venture: IT'S OKAY,
SWEETIE.
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JUST TELL THE MAN THE TRUTH.
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Dean: IT WAS EARLIER TODAY.
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WHILE MR. HATRED WAS GETTING HIS
BOOBY TESTS, MY DAD DRAGGED ME
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ALONG ON HIS NOSTALGIA TRIP.
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00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,811
Dr. Venture: MY DAD GOT ME
THE INTERNSHIP, OF COURSE.
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I WAS, UH, JUST ABOUT YOUR AGE
AT THE TIME, AND --
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AHH. HERE IT IS!
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GOOD OLD NUMBER 5, MY LAB
AWAY FROM LAB.
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[ COOING ]
Dr. Venture: THIS, UH...
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THAT WASN'T HERE THEN.
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HEY!
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YOU NOT SUPPOSED BE IN HERE!
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Dr. Venture: IT'S COOL.
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GOT MY BACKSTAGE PASS.
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YEAH, FELLOW SUPER-SCIENTIST.
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OH, YOU DR. VENTURE.
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Dr. Venture: AH, YOU KNOW MY
WORK?
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NO, I USED TO LIVE IN YOUR
BACKYARD WITH THOSE SPHINX GUYS,
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THOUGH.
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LISTEN, YOU GOT TO GO.
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00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,050
I GOT TO KEEP THESE PRIMOS IN
COMPLETE ISOLATION AT ALL TIME.
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Dean: "PRIMOS"?
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00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,469
YES. SHORT FOR "PREMONITION."
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00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,763
YEAH, THEY'RE ALL PSYCHIC AND
STUFF, YOU KNOW?
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00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:41,891
[ GRUNTS ]
Dr. Venture: AH, THAT ONE
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POOPED.
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IT JUST POOPED.
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00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,143
NO, NO, NO.
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00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,728
HE'S HAVING A PREMONITION!
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YOU'RE VERY LUCKY TO WITNESS ONE
OF THESE.
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00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,064
TAKE A LOOK.
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00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,065
TAKE A LOOK HERE!
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Dr. Venture: THANK YOU, NO.
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00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,360
OH, FALSE ALARM.
335
00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,737
YOU KNOW, LIKE, WHEN YOU HAVE A
DREAM, AND IN THAT DREAM YOU
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00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,113
GET, LIKE, A REALLY GOOD IDEA?
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00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,241
SO YOU WAKE UP, AND YOU WRITE IT
DOWN, AND WHEN YOU READ IT LATER
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00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,787
ON, YOU LOOK AT IT, AND IT'S
JUST A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT.
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00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,413
THAT'S KIND OF WHAT THEY DO A
LOT.
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00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,207
Dean: SO THEY JUST LIVE IN
THESE TANKS?
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00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,375
DO YOU EVER LET THEM OUT?
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00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,794
[ ALARM BLARES ]
I DON'T KNOW.
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00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,837
I-I FELT A-A CONNECTION WITH
THEM.
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I COULD TELL THEY DIDN'T WANT TO
BE THERE.
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00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:17,802
SO WHEN THAT ALARM WENT OFF, I
TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE CONFUSION,
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AND I SET THEM FREE.
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00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,431
WELL, THANKS FOR COMPLETELY
WASTING OUR TIME, KID.
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Dean: SORRY, SIR, I --
NOT YOU. HIM.
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00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,268
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
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00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,855
CALL US WHEN YOU GOT SOMETHING
THAT ISN'T COMPLETELY FRUITY!
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00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,858
HELLOOOOO, SAILOR BOY!
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00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,319
I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY MAKING THE
WORLD SAFE FOR DEMOCRACY OR
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WHATEVER, BUT I WANTED TO GIVE
YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR OUR
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ANNIVERSARY.
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MMM, HELLO, SUGARPOP!
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HANG ON. LET ME GET READY.
357
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,159
I'M WAITING!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,203
T.M.I.!
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00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,287
JUST STOP ALREADY, PLEASE!
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00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,622
WHAT?
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00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:48,791
DON'T YOU GUYS ALWAYS SAY,
"ANYTHING YOU CAN REMEMBER, NO
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00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,960
MATTER HOW INCONSEQUENTIAL,
COULD BE USEFUL"?
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00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,129
I, UH -- YEAH, BUT LET'S JUST
SKIP AHEAD.
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00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,672
[ SHUDDERS ]
UGH, FINE.
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00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,216
I GOT OFF, THE ALARM WENT OFF,
YADDA, YADDA, YADDA.
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00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,676
HUNTER CALLED A MEETING.
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00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,011
YOUR TARGET IS EQUALLY
SKILLED IN FIREARMS, BLADED
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00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,514
WEAPONS, AND HAND-TO-HAND
ASS-KICKING!
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00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:06,684
SHE'S ALSO A MASTER OF DISGUISE,
AND RIGHT NOW, SHE COULD BE
371
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:09,395
ANYWHERE ON THIS SHIP...OR
ANYONE.
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00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,647
OW! OW! DAMN IT, SHORE LEAVE!
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00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,398
OW!
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00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:13,816
SHIT! SORRY, AFTERBURNER.
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00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,110
WITH THE HELMET AND, UH -- I
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE --
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00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,570
THOUGHT I MIGHT BE WHAT?
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00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,697
A GUY WHO'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSED
ABOUT HIS HORRIBLE SCARS, MAYBE?
378
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,157
ALL RIGHT! CUT THE CHATTER!
379
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,243
SHE WAS LAST SEEN ON LEVEL "C,"
SO GET DOWN THERE ON THE DOUBLE!
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00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,369
YO-S-I!
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00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,871
GO-S-I!
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00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:27,746
GO! GO, MAN!
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00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,956
Hank: WHERE DO YOU WANT ME?
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00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,666
OUT OF MY HAIR, WHAT'S LEFT
OF IT.
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00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,918
HATRED, GET THESE CLOWNS
DOWNSTAIRS AND LOCK 'EM
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00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,003
SOMEPLACE SAFE, WILL YA?
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00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,838
Dr. Venture: LOOK, CAN'T WE
JUST GO?
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00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,423
MY PLANE IS RIGHT OUTSIDE.
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00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:40,009
LOCKDOWN MEANS LOCKED DOWN!
390
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,260
AIRPORT'S SNOWED IN, OKAY?
391
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:42,178
NOW SCRAM!
392
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,179
Hank: COME ON!
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00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,305
PUT ME IN, COACH!
394
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,557
DON'T YOU HAVE, LIKE, AN
AVENGERS DEPARTMENT?
395
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,517
MAYBE YOU COULD USE AN IRON MAN
TYPE?
396
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,477
OR AN IRON WOMAN?
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00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,020
HATRED, I SWEAR TO GOD!
398
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,356
WHAT THE HELL DOES ANY OF
THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MONSTROSO?
399
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,983
Brock: I WAS GETTIN' TO THAT.
400
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,861
HUNTER'D ORDERED ME TO STAY HERE
IN CASE MOLOTOV TRIED TO SPRING
401
00:12:58,944 --> 00:12:59,695
HIM.
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00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,197
SO I KEPT UP THE INTERROGATION.
403
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,741
ALL RIGHT, WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME
ABOUT THE INVESTORS?
404
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:04,742
WHO ARE THEY?
405
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:07,119
WHAT'S THEIR CONNECTION TO THE
GUILD?
406
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,289
BUT HE DIDN'T LIKE MY LINE OF
QUESTIONING TOO MUCH.
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00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:14,001
[ GRUNTS ]
Brock: [ GRUNTS ]
408
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:18,172
NO!
409
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:22,051
[ GRUNTS ]
NO! NO!
410
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,928
HELP ME!
411
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,263
HELP ME! HELP ME!
412
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:41,987
SO HE JUST DISAPPEARED INTO
THIN AIR, EH?
413
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,030
WHERE DO YOU THINK HE WENT?
414
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,533
Brock: I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO
THINK.
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00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,743
YEAH, THAT WAS KIND OF MY
BAD.
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00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:51,622
I LED THE TEAM DOWN TO "C" LIKE
HUNTER SAID.
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00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,124
UNLESS IT'S CHINESE NEW YEAR,
SHE'S DEFINITELY COMING THIS
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00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,376
WAY.
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00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,336
ALL RIGHT, SHUTTLE-COCK,
SLAP CHOP, BUM RUSH, ON MY
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00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:00,464
SIGNAL, YOU --
THERE SHE IS!
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00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,011
NICE, TANK TOP.
422
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,013
YOU GAVE HER AN EXIT.
423
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,517
[ MARBLE ROLLING ]
[ MARBLE ROLLING ]
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00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,902
AAH!
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00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,576
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
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00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:37,126
[ GUNSHOTS ]
AAH!
427
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,341
GAH!
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00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,635
Cocktease: YOU SHOULD'VE
STAYED IN THE CLOSET.
429
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,929
YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED DEAD.
430
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,515
Cocktease: [ GRUNTS ]
BUT IF IT'S A CATFIGHT YOU
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00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,351
WANT, SISTER, YOU MESSED WITH
THE WRONG PUSSYCAT.
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00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,477
Cocktease: MEOW.
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00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,396
[ BEEPS ]
BE-BE-BEEP!
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00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,237
BE-BE-BE-BEEP-BE-BE-BE-BEEP!
435
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,240
SNOOPY, TRANSFER ALL POWER TO
SECONDARY ENGINES!
436
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,492
OKAY, I'LL DO THAT!
437
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,494
NAH, WE DIDN'T FEEL A THING!
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00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,872
OL' HATRED KNOWS HOW TO KEEP HIS
BOYS SAFE.
439
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,875
I HAD 'EM HOLED UP IN THE ONE
ROOM IN THIS JOINT WITH
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00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,168
GYROSCOPIC STABILIZERS.
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00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,295
THE NOZZLE IS NOW
CALIBRATING.
442
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,087
Hank: UGH!
443
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,213
"GET IN THE PANIC ROOM"!
444
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,340
"STAY IN THE X-1"!
445
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,758
"DON'T PEE IN YOUR STRENGTH
SUIT"!
446
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,134
UGH!
447
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,219
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE
GROWN-UPS ALWAYS STICKIN' ME IN
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00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,888
THE CORNER WHEN THE ACTION
CALLS!
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00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,681
NOBODY STICKS HANK IN THE
CORNER!
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00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,433
Dean: IT'S A ROUND ROOM,
HANK.
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00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,060
THERE AREN'T ANY CORNERS.
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00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,062
Hank: SHUT UP, KNOW-IT-ALL!
453
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,188
AND YOU SHUT UP, TOO!
454
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,648
Dr. Venture: OKAY, I'M UP!
455
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,108
BUT YOU DIDN'T KEEP THEM
SAFE, DID YOU?
456
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:46,403
DR. VENTURE, ARE YOU READY TO
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
457
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,404
OTHER SON?
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00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,614
UH, HUNK? IS IT HUNK?
459
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,324
Dr. Venture: HANK.
460
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,368
AND NO, I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT.
461
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,370
I WAS NAPPING AT THE TIME.
462
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:58,332
HANK SOMETIMES GETS THESE
NOTIONS IN HIS NOGGIN, AND
463
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,625
THERE'S JUST NO STOPPIN' HIM.
464
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,378
HEY, MOLOTOV'S OUT THERE.
465
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,756
LOOKS LIKE ALL THOSE SPECIAL
GUYS COULDN'T STOP HER, HUH?
466
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,549
Hank: I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO
CAN STOP HER.
467
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,051
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! NO, NO!
468
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,678
HANK, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
469
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:14,223
Hank: ALL THESE THINGS I CAN
DO, ALL THESE POWERS, I REALIZE
470
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,724
NOW WHY THEY WERE GIVEN TO ME.
471
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,309
THIS IS MY DESTINY.
472
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:21,480
HANK, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE,
JUST STAY HERE, WILL YA?
473
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,400
YOUR DESTINY IS TO PROTECT YOUR
FAMILY!
474
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,693
I'M RANKING OFFICER.
475
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:28,070
I SHOULD GO.
476
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:32,074
AAAAAAH!
477
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:37,162
AH, GEEZ, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDIN'
ME.
478
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:41,250
Hank: YOU KIND OF ARE MY
FAMILY, UNCLE VATRED.
479
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,794
EH, HELLO?
480
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,755
ALL RIGHT, SUPER-KILL-LADY!
481
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,508
I AM OFFICIALLY OVER MY CRUSH ON
YOU!
482
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,677
THIS IS A-A CITIZEN'S ARREST!
483
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,303
Brock: HANK! HANK!
484
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,722
I WAS TOO SLOW, DAMN IT!
485
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,224
IF I'D GOTTEN THERE JUST A
MINUTE EARLIER
486
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,017
I COULD'VE SAVED HIM!
487
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,938
INSTEAD, I HAD TO FIND HIM LIKE
THAT.
488
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:05,274
HANK! HANK, ARE YOU OKAY?
489
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,652
[ GASPS ]
MEDIC! I NEED A MEDIC DOWN HERE!
490
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:09,653
Hank: B-BROCK?
491
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,113
I-I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS.
492
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,448
Brock: OH, GOD, HANK.
493
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,615
WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU?
494
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,910
Hank: SHE -- SHE STOLE MY
DESTINY.
495
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,496
Brock: SHE'S GOT HANK'S
STRENGTH SUIT.
496
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,581
DAMN IT!
497
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,541
THAT'S LIKE GIVING DYNAMITE TO A
GRENDEL!
498
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,625
GET IN THERE, SAMSON!
499
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,419
SHE JUST OPENED THE HANGAR
DOORS!
500
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,378
GO GET HER, SON!
501
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,504
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
502
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,381
SNOOP! YOU HAVE THE BRIDGE!
503
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:33,135
UH, UH, OKAY, UH...
504
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,637
Brock: ALL RIGHT, MOL.
505
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,140
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW. AGAIN.
506
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,142
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?
507
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,353
[ GRUNTS ]
COME ON.
508
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,207
COME ON.
509
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,375
COME ON!
510
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,418
SHIT.
511
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,503
- YOU FELL OFF?!
512
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,588
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL
BREATHIN' OXYGEN?
513
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,632
Brock: FRIENDS IN HIGH
PLACES.
514
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,259
AAAAAAAAAH!
515
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,719
[ THUD ]
516
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:17,471
BEEP-BE-BEEP!
517
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:18,514
OH, COME ON!
518
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,431
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
519
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,350
WHAT ARE YOU, A FRIGGIN'
SUPERHERO?
520
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,352
Brock: IT'S ALL PART OF THE
JOB, MAN.
521
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,770
PLUS I WAS PISSED.
522
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,648
I KNEW THE ONLY WAY TO END THIS
WAS TO TAKE HER OUT.
523
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,399
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
524
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,455
HIYA, MOL.
525
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,040
Cocktease: SAMSON.
526
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,126
I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU'D SHOW
UP TO THE PARTY.
527
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,504
I WAS GETTING SICK OF TALKING TO
YOUR FRIENDS.
528
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,506
Brock: I THOUGHT YOU CAME
WITH A DATE.
529
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,715
Cocktease: MEH.
530
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,552
HE'S NOT AS MUCH FUN AS YOU.
531
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,095
Brock: THEN LET'S DANCE.
532
00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,221
OOH.
533
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,390
WHAT? DID JOE ESZTERHAS WRITE
THAT FOR YOU?
534
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:02,641
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
535
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,394
Brock: WE MADE OUT LIKE
SPIDER-MAN AND MARY JANE.
536
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,728
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?
537
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,564
YOU SAW THE VIDEO.
538
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,441
I...DID...MY...DUTY.
539
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,568
I FOUND THEM!
540
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,694
OH, THANK GOD.
541
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,404
THEY'RE ON THE PORTSIDE,
OUTBOARD NUMBER TWO!
542
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,113
GET ME EYES!
543
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,031
I'VE GOT VIDEO UP!
544
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,639
EH, HERE YA GO, KID.
545
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,765
YOU'VE EARNED IT.
546
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,475
AW, GOSH. REALLY, YOU GUYS?
547
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,812
WE'LL BE TAKING OUR REPORT
BACK TO HEADQUARTERS NOW,
548
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,105
GATHERS.
549
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:52,566
I GOT TO TELL YOU, IT DON'T
PAINT A PRETTY PICTURE.
550
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:53,692
MEN WITH TITS?
551
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,485
PEDERASTS ON THE PAYROLL?
552
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,778
THIS AIN'T GONNA FLY.
553
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,864
YOU RUN A WEIRD SHIP,
GENERAL.
554
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,324
WE'LL BE WATCHING YOU.
555
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,410
EH, DON'T LET THE DOOR SHOOSH
YOU IN THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT.
556
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,287
OH, UH, BYE.
557
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,507
SAMSON! STAND DOWN!
558
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,634
SHE'S WITH US.
559
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:19,551
Brock: WHAT?
560
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,719
THIS WASN'T AN ESCAPE.
561
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,803
IT WAS A TEST.
562
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,347
OUR SECURITY AND HER SKILLS.
563
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,431
WE FAILED. SHE PASSED.
564
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,223
Brock: WHAT?
565
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,475
SHE KILLED ALL THOSE AGENTS!
566
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,268
YOU MEAN ALL THOSE DOUBLE
AGENTS.
567
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,937
TRAITORS, EVERY LAST ONE OF
THEM!
568
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,855
I GAVE RED HERE A LIST OF
CHORES
569
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,023
AND SHE TOOK OUT THE GARBAGE.
570
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,149
Brock: WHAT?! ARE YOU NUTS?!
571
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,609
SOMETIMES. NOT TODAY.
572
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,528
WE NEED A DEEP-COVER INFILTRATOR
ON THE TEAM, SOMEONE TO WORK IN
573
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,531
THE SHADOWS, OUT FROM UNDER THE
PRYING EYES OF THE BUREAUCRATS
574
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,326
AND THE MISTERS, SOMEONE THE
ENEMY WOULD NEVER SUSPECT.
575
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,620
Brock: WHAT? YOU -- YOU CAN'T
TRUST HER!
576
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:47,496
SHE IS THE ENEMY!
577
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,830
SHE'S A MERCENARY, SAMSON.
578
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,458
PEOPLE WHO HIRED HER ALL THESE
YEARS WERE THE ENEMY.
579
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,585
LONG AS WE PAY BETTER, SHE'S ON
OUR SIDE.
580
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,004
WELCOME TO THE TEAM,
AGENT COCKTEASE!
581
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,674
WE'LL, UH, HAVE TO TALK ABOUT
THAT NAME LATER.
582
00:20:58,757 --> 00:20:59,341
I FOUND THEM!
583
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,509
OH, THANK GOD.
584
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,386
THEY'RE ON THE PORTSIDE,
OUTBOARD NUMBER TWO!
585
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,095
GET ME EYES!
586
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,138
I'VE GOT VIDEO UP!
587
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,859
Brock: [ SIGHS ]
588
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,445
SO, WHERE THE HELL
DID MONSTROSO GO?
589
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,863
DAMNED IF I KNOW.
590
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,740
WHAT? DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?
591
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,492
EVENING, GENERAL GATHERS.
592
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,827
MY NAME IS MR. FROST.
593
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,870
THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE,
MR. SAMPLE.
594
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:32,374
HEADQUARTERS SENT US TO
INVESTIGATE THIS, UH, MOLOSTRO
595
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,251
INCIDENT.
596
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,931
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
597
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,917
YOU SHOULD BE JUST FINE, SON,
ONCE YOUR ATROPHIED LIMBS GET
598
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,086
STRONG ENOUGH TO STAND WITHOUT
THE SUIT.
599
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,756
BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET OVER THE
LOSS OF YOUR BREASTS.
600
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,924
YOU'LL MISS THEM FOREVER.