1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,002 POP? POP? 2 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:04,879 ARE YOU OKAY? 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,047 HE FAINTED. 4 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:07,632 -WITH HIS EYES OPEN? -SHOCK, PROBABLY. 5 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:08,883 POOR LITTLE GUY. 6 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,427 HE MUST HAVE BEEN OVERCOME WITH GRIEF. 7 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,262 WHY IS HE SMILING LIKE THAT? 8 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:14,931 "LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT"? 9 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:17,684 [ Singsong voice ] WAKEY, WAKEY, MR. VENTURE. 10 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:20,812 [ Normal voice ] YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE A VERY RICH MAN. 11 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:24,232 ♪♪ 12 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,692 ♪ HIT IT ♪ 13 00:00:29,028 --> 00:00:30,363 ♪ HIT IT ♪ 14 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,784 ♪ HIT IT ♪ 15 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,497 ♪ RUSTY'S BACK ON TOP NOW ♪ 16 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,916 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,085 ♪ RUSTY'S BACK ON TOP NOW ♪ 18 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,967 ♪ WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH, WHOA, WHOA ♪ 19 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:52,427 ♪ RUSTY'S BACK ♪ 20 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,304 ♪ BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT ♪ 21 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,181 ♪ HE'S BACK, AND HE'S SUBTLE AS A HEART ATTACK ♪ 22 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:58,641 ♪ HANK AND DEAN COMING UP FIFTH AVENUE ♪ 23 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,560 ♪ SAY THEIR NAME, VENTURES WITH ATTITUDE ♪ 24 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,812 ♪ THEIR CRIB IS ILL, IT'LL SEND YOU TO DEMENTIA ♪ 25 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,064 ♪ NOW GATHER 'ROUND AND GIVE A "GO TEAM VENTURE" ♪ 26 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,858 ♪ ARCHENEMIES STAY OFF THEIR BACK ♪ 27 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:08,026 ♪ 'CAUSE THEY'VE GOT SKILLS ♪ 28 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:11,237 ♪ AND RUSTY DON'T PLAY THAT ♪ 29 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:15,700 ♪ YEAH, AH, OH ♪ 30 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,995 Jbot: IS EVERYTHING TO YOUR SATISFACTION, DR. VENTURE? 31 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:20,705 AH, YES. THANK YOU, jBOT. 32 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:21,998 EVERYTHING IS DELICIOUS. 33 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:24,876 IT IS MY PLEASURE TO SERVE YOU. 34 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,336 SO, WHAT'S EVERYONE GOT PLANNED 35 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:28,171 FOR THEIR FIRST DAY IN THE BIG CITY? 36 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:31,049 I GOT TO RUN A THOROUGH SECURITY CHECK OF THE PREMISES. 37 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:33,927 THAT MONKEY-BUSINESS CREW CALLS ITSELF A SECURITY TEAM? 38 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,721 THEY WOULDN'T PASS MUSTER AT A BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE. 39 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,431 WELL, YOU WOULD KNOW. 40 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:41,017 JUST TRY NOT TO BURN THE PLACE DOWN WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, HMM? 41 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,018 HOW ABOUT YOU, BOYS? 42 00:01:42,101 --> 00:01:43,603 EH, I'M GONNA TAKE IT EASY, 43 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:46,356 ENJOY THE LIFE OF THE IDLE, RICH PLAYBOY. 44 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,108 I'M GONNA VISIT THE STUYVESANT UNIVERSITY CAMPUS UPTOWN. 45 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,528 THINKING OF APPLYING FOR THE FALL SEMESTER. 46 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,862 [ Coughing ] NERD. 47 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,824 jPHONE, SUBWAY DIRECTIONS TO STUYVESANT UNIVERSITY. 48 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:59,077 [ J.J.'s voice ] RETRIEVING SUBWAY DIRECTIONS 49 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,745 TO STUYVESANT UNIVERSITY. 50 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:01,746 TOO SOON, DEAN. 51 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,331 MAYBE I'LL JUST CALL A CAB. 52 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,792 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CALL YOU A CAB? 53 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:06,793 [ WHIMPERS ] 54 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,044 Hank: HEY, POP? 55 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:11,089 PRETTY MUCH THE AVENGERS ARE ON OUR PORCH. 56 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,174 WHOA. 57 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,133 GOOD MORNING, CITIZEN VENTURE. 58 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,927 WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 59 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:18,304 Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT. WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU SELLING? 60 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,181 IF IT'S COOKIES, I'LL TAKE TWO BOXES OF THIN MINTS. 61 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,016 IF IT'S RELIGION, YOU CAN LEAVE THE WAY YOU CAME. 62 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,768 [ CHUCKLES ] 63 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,937 NO, WE REPRESENT THE CRUSADERS' ACTION LEAGUE. 64 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:28,064 AND ALL WE'RE SELLING IS PEACE OF MIND. 65 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:29,941 [ Flatly ] ARE YOU TIRED OF FEELING AFRAID? 66 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:32,110 C.A.L. IS HERE TO PROTECT YOU AND YOUR PROPERTY 67 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,486 FROM ALL COSTUMED MENACE, 68 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,113 BE IT TERRESTRIAL, EXTRATERRESTRIAL, 69 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:36,447 OR SUPERNATURAL IN ORIGIN. 70 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,032 C.A.L. OFFERS CONVENIENT MONTHLY PAYMENTS 71 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,450 AND A PLAN TO FIT ANY BUDGET, 72 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,952 SO LET'S GO AHEAD AND GET YOU STARTED 73 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:42,787 WITH YOUR GOLD PLAN TODAY, OKAY? 74 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:46,666 AND...WHY WOULD I NEED THE CAST OF "GODSPELL" FOR PROTECTION? 75 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:49,043 TAKE A GOOD, HARD LOOK OVER THERE, MORTAL. 76 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,837 SEE THAT LOOMING BLACK PHALLUS? 77 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,048 IT'S TURGID WITH THE CITY'S NASTIEST SUPER-VILLAINS, 78 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:57,302 AND IT'S GOT A RAPE-ON FOR SUPER-SCIENTISTS LIKE YOU. 79 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:58,678 I THOUGHT SUPERHEROES 80 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:00,054 WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO HELP PEOPLE FOR FREE. 81 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,849 HA, YEAH. AMATEUR SUPERHEROES. 82 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,350 YEAH, WELL, THIS BUILDING'S 83 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,312 ALREADY GOT PROFESSIONAL PROTECTION -- MINE. 84 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:11,274 OHH... O.S.I. 85 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,443 WAY TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK, TOSH. 86 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,031 [ MONARCH SIGHS ] 87 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,450 OH, HEY. T-THERE'S COFFEE. 88 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,661 [ SIGHS ] THANK GOD. WHERE IS DOCTOR-MY-WIFE? 89 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,872 OH, SHE HAD TO LEAVE AT DAWN FOR SOME GUILD THING. 90 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:29,667 SEÑOR GARY, LAS NUEVAS PUERTAS YA LLEGARON. DONDE LAS PONEMOS? 91 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,295 OH, UH... DEJE LAS EN LA ENTRADA. 92 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,297 UH, GRACIAS, MANOLO. 93 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,049 SINCE WHEN DO YOU SPEAK WHATEVER THAT WAS? 94 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,675 OH, LONG TIME. 95 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,053 WHAT? I GOT ROSETTA STONE. 96 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:43,473 WHY ARE YOU HIDING THAT NEWSPAPER? 97 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,058 WHAT, THIS? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 98 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,935 I WAS GONNA SHOW IT TO YOU AFTER YOU HAD YOUR COFFEE! 99 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,978 I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FLIP OUT. 100 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,189 WHY WOULD I FLIP OUT OVER THE CUBS BEATING THE METS? 101 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,983 I DON'T EVEN FOLLOW BASEB-- OH, WAIT. 102 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,276 YOU MEANT FLIP OUT BECAUSE 103 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,195 WHILE I'M STUCK BEING THE SLUMLORD KING 104 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:58,655 OF CRAPHOLE COUNTY, 105 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,699 MY ENEMY'S BASKING IN HIS IVORY FUCKING TOWER?! 106 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,284 YEAH. THAT. 107 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,203 WE'RE GOING THERE. TODAY. 108 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,538 NO, DUDE, WE ARE NOT SET UP FOR ARCHING YET. 109 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:11,084 WHO'S TALKING ABOUT ARCHING? WE SHALL MERELY RECONNOITER! 110 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,378 THAT'S A WEIRD WORD, HUH? 111 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:17,131 Phantom Limb: THIS MEETING OF THE COUNCIL OF 13 WILL NOW COME TO ORDER. 112 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,800 IS EVERYONE PRESENT? 113 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:19,926 ALL SEVEN OF US. 114 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:22,136 SIX. WE ONLY COUNT AS ONE. 115 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,846 HEY, WHERE'S THE SOVEREIGN AT? 116 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:24,889 I'LL CALL HIM. 117 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,391 KILLINGER! KILLINGER! KILLINGER! 118 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,017 WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? 119 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,061 HE'S NOT BETELGEUSE, YOU LUNATIC. 120 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,230 Watch: HE'S NOT YOUR NEW SOVEREIGN, EITHER. 121 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,523 HE LEFT YOU THIS BOOK. 122 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,483 SAID IT CONTAINED EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW 123 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:36,985 TO RUN THE GUILD YOURSELVES. 124 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,195 WELL, DID HE SAY ANYTHING ELSE? DON'T SIT. 125 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:42,156 UM...THE ONLY OTHER THING HE SAID WAS 126 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,200 [German accent] "MY WORK HERE IS DONE." 127 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:45,910 AND THEN HE JUST... DISAPPEARED. 128 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,287 WELL, WHO IS TO BE OUR NEW SOVEREIGN, THEN? 129 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,415 YOU KNOW, IN ITS EARLIEST ITERATION, 130 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,792 THE GUILD DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A SOVEREIGN. 131 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:56,129 THE COUNCIL OF 13 WERE ALL EQUALS WHO RULED BY COMMITTEE. 132 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:57,630 PREPOSTEROUS! 133 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,049 WITHOUT A STRONG LEADER, THE MEMBERSHIP WOULD REVOLT. 134 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,218 OH, THEY'RE ALL ABOUT TO REVOLT ANYWAY. 135 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:06,097 OUR LAST "STRONG LEADER" LEFT A HUGE MESS AFTER GARGANTUA-2. 136 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,766 WE GOT TO PUT THESE PEOPLE AT EASE. 137 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,352 INDEED. THE RUMOR MILL RUNS RAMPANT 138 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,312 AMONGST THE RANK AND FILE. 139 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:17,358 I SUGGEST WE HOLD A TOWN-HALL MEETING TO ADDRESS SAID RUMORS. 140 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,318 -[ GRUNTS ] SECONDED. -AGREED. 141 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:20,820 BUT THEY MUST NEVER KNOW 142 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:23,740 HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO LOSING THIS GUILD. 143 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:28,161 FOR NOW, WE NEED TO ASSURE THEM IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL. 144 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,163 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 145 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:32,206 [ APPLAUSE ] Brown Widow: NO, NO, PLEASE. 146 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,458 IT'S YOU WHO DESERVE THE APPLAUSE. 147 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:35,418 YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE, 148 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:38,796 AND I HOPE TO SEE ALL OF YOU WHEN THE SEMESTER STARTS. 149 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,256 D-DID I MISS THE TOUR? 150 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:42,133 THE SUBWAYS ARE REALLY CONFUSING. 151 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:43,676 'FRAID SO, KID. WAIT. 152 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,012 YOU'RE THE VENTURE BOY, AREN'T YOU? 153 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:47,388 WH-- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 154 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,557 WE USED TO BE NEIGHBORS! DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME? 155 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,976 ♪ WHO'S RUSTY? ♪ 156 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:52,894 UH... 157 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,187 ♪ I'M RUSTY! ♪ 158 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,147 NO? OKAY, WELL, WHILE YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 159 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:57,940 HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU AROUND? 160 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,276 I'M SOMETHING OF A BIG MAN ON CAMPUS AROUND HERE, AND -- 161 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,486 [ CHUCKLES ] HEY, LOVER BOY! 162 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:03,237 UM, I THINK THAT GUY'S TRYING TO -- 163 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,447 JUST IGNORE HIM. 164 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,365 WHAT, ARE YOU WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND? 165 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,951 HERE, MAYBE YOU COULD USE A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP! 166 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,453 UH-OH! 167 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:11,954 MY CAMPUS TOUR GUIDE SENSE IS TELLING ME TOSH TOMPKINS 168 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,581 IS FIXING TO THROW HIS ENERGY DRINK AT ME. 169 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:16,167 WITH MY INCREDIBLE SPIDER-ESQUE REFLEXES, 170 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,835 I COULD EASILY DODGE IT. 171 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:20,171 OR I COULD SPIN A WEB, PRETTY MUCH ANY SIZE, TO CATCH IT. 172 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:22,965 BUT THEN THE WHOLE CAMPUS WOULD LEARN MY SECRET IDENTITY. 173 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,217 ARE YOU OKAY? 174 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,927 AND THAT COULD PUT MY POOR OLD AUNT -- 175 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,178 [ GRUNTS ] OH. 176 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,389 MARK KNOEPFLER CRAPPED HIS PANTS! AGAIN! 177 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:33,142 THAT GUY GOES HERE? HE'S LIKE 40. 178 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,228 YEAH, HE'S A TEACHER. 179 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:37,438 I DIDN'T, YOU KNOW, CRAP MY PANTS. 180 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,524 YEAH I-I KNOW. I REMEMBER YOU NOW. 181 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:40,733 [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] 182 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,485 TELL ME THAT'S THE LAST OF THESE. 183 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,821 NOPE. YOU STILL GOT ST. ABERNATHY'S, 184 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,030 THE, AH, CAN-DO CLUB, 185 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,199 AND THE FRIENDS OF FOX-FORDYCE DISEASE. 186 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:51,077 UGH. IT'S A WONDER MY BROTHER HAD ANY MONEY LEFT. 187 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,036 CAN'T YOU DO THIS? 188 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,579 NO CAN DO. 189 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,581 ALREADY LATE FOR ME APPOINTMENT AT OUR QUEENS FACILITY. 190 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,542 'COURSE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO 191 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:00,002 IF IN YA DIDN'T FIRE EVERYONE ELSE. 192 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:03,798 GIVE ME REGARDS TO THE SEBACEOUS CYST SOCIETY. 193 00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:05,800 ♪♪ 194 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,557 ARR! TAXI! 195 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:16,352 ♪ OKAY, THERE'S FOUR GUARDS IN THE LOBBY ♪ 196 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:20,773 ♪ CHECKIN' EVERYONE'S I.D. CARDS ♪ 197 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:24,861 ♪ BUT I HAPPENED TO STEAL ONE A THEM CARDS ♪ 198 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:28,781 ♪ WHEN A VERY NICE GUARD GAVE ME A QUARTER ♪ 199 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,450 OY! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?! 200 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,452 [ SCREAMS ] 201 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,121 HEY! HEY! 202 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,330 AH! RUN! 203 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:37,540 Policeman: I'M IN PURSUIT! 204 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,417 SUSPECT IS FLEEING ON FOOT! 205 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,002 YOUSE OKAY, SIR? 206 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:42,336 [ GROANS ] OH, OOH! 207 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,422 I FEEL FANTASTIC! 208 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:45,798 [ CROWD MURMURING ] 209 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,258 Dr. Girlfriend: OKAY, PEOPLE, PLEASE. 210 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:50,136 CALM DOWN. ONE AT A TIME. 211 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:51,929 MY ARCH DIED SIX MONTHS AGO, 212 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,348 AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR A NEW ONE. 213 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,934 [ Russian accent ] MY DISABILITY CHECKS STOP COMING! 214 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,228 THIS IS NOT GROWING BACK. I AM NOT REAL GECKO. 215 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,689 THE WEBSITE IS A TOTAL DISASTER! EPIC FAIL. 216 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:04,567 Dr. Girlfriend: OKAY, THESE ARE VALID COMPLAINTS, PEOPLE, 217 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,611 BUT WE CALLED THIS MEETING TO -- 218 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:10,323 WELL, WHY DON'T I JUST LET THE SOVEREIGN TELL YOU HIMSELF? 219 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,825 GREETINGS, MY LOYAL CONSTITUENTS. 220 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:17,079 IT IS I, YOUR SOVEREIGN, MAKING A RARE PUBLIC APPEARANCE 221 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:20,750 TO ASSURE YOU THAT THE GUILD IS AS STRONG AS EVER. 222 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,336 I CALL BULLPOO! THAT'S NOT THE SOVEREIGN. 223 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,379 THE REAL SOVEREIGN WENT APE-O 224 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,715 AND TRIED TO KILL THE COUNCIL OF 13. 225 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:30,635 I WAS THERE! AND SO WAS SHE! 226 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:33,763 [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT, THE JIG IS UP, HAMILTON. 227 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:37,350 TURN IT OFF AND COME ON OUT. 228 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,517 [ SCOFFS ] NO WAY! 229 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,436 IF PHANTOM LIMB IS THE SOVEREIGN, 230 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:41,646 I'M MOVING TO CANADA. 231 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,606 NO, NO, NO. HE'S NOT THE SOVEREIGN. 232 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:44,982 THE SOVEREIGN... 233 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:50,363 THE SOVEREIGN IS DEAD. 234 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:52,490 [ CROWD GASPING, MURMURING ] 235 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:52,490 BUT THE GUILD ISN'T, PEOPLE! 236 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:55,910 FROM NOW ON, THE COUNCIL OF 13 WILL LEAD US ALL. 237 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:59,080 OH, GREAT. MORE ANONYMOUS HEADS IN CHARGE. 238 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:00,289 AND WHERE ARE THEY? 239 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,291 UH, YOU'RE LOOKING AT 'EM. 240 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,376 [ CROWD MURMURING ] 241 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,419 UM, SHOULDN'T THERE BE 13 OF YOU? 242 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,712 EXCELLENT QUESTION. 243 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,589 UH, WE'LL BE SCREENING CANDIDATES 244 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,591 TO FILL THE EMPTY SEATS VERY SOON. 245 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,677 UH, WILL THE COUNCIL BE MORE DIVERSE, BECAUSE, 246 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,345 I, FOR ONE, WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE WOMEN 247 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:15,805 IN POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY. 248 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,140 -AND MORE PEOPLE OF COLOR. -AND MORE PEOPLE OF COLOR! 249 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:22,353 MAYBE? LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS RIGHT NOW, 250 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:26,732 BUT WE PROMISE YOU THIS -- THE GUILD WILL BE GREAT ONCE MORE, 251 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,777 AND YOUR COUNCIL OF 13 IS HERE FOR YOU. 252 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,988 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] [ YAWNS ] 253 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,990 WHAT? NO. WHY WOULD I WANT THOSE? 254 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,367 RED MOCO COOLER FOR THE DOCTOR? 255 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,577 AH, DON'T MIND IF I DO. 256 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,539 AHH. 257 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:44,041 WHAT -- WHAT IS ALL THIS? 258 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,085 HEY, POP! WELCOME TO THE HANK CAVE! 259 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,461 HUP! 260 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,463 HANK, WHAT DID YOU DO? 261 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:52,091 DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN BUY PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING ONLINE? 262 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,384 WHO IS THIS PERSON? 263 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:55,845 THE AMAZING FLIPPO. HE'S TEACHING ME TRAPEZE. 264 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,847 YEAH, WELL, FLIPPO HAS TO GO. 265 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,808 IN FACT, ALL OF THIS STUFF HAS TO GO -- THE VIDEO GAMES, 266 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:04,312 THE MASSAGE CHAIR, THE GIGANTIC STUFFED GIRAFFE. 267 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,855 OH, MY GOD! 268 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,523 YEAH, I GOT THAT ONE FOR DEAN. 269 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,275 GET IT OUT OF MY HOUSE! 270 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:10,651 NO, NOT MR. REACHMORE! 271 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,320 BOYS, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BILLIONAIRES 272 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,696 DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SPEND 273 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,531 MY HARD-INHERITED MONEY WILLY-NILLY! 274 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,158 -PBHT! WHY NOT? -BECAUSE -- 275 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,534 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 276 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:20,745 JUST HAND OVER YOUR DAMN CREDIT CARD, HANK. 277 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,580 HEY, DOC. YOU EXPECTING COMPANY? 278 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,290 I DON'T KNOW. 279 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,834 IS FLIPPO'S FLYING FAMILY CIRCUS BRINGING LIONS OVER? 280 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,254 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 281 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,297 [ GUN COCKS ] 282 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,465 STAND DOWN, SERGEANT. 283 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:33,507 -BROCK! -BROCK! 284 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,343 AGENT BROCK SAMSON, 285 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,012 OFFICE OF SECRET INTELLIGENCE, REPORTING FOR DUTY. 286 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,807 Hatred: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "RE-ASSIGNED"?! 287 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,684 THE VENTURES WERE LIKE A FAMILY TO ME! 288 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:47,313 O.S.I. AGENTS HAVE NO FAMILY BUT THE O.S.I., SERGEANT SAPPY. 289 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:48,481 THE GAME'S CHANGED. 290 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,149 VENTURE'S BACK IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW, 291 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,443 AND I NEED MY STAR PLAYER TO TAKE THE BALL. 292 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,570 SO, I'M STUCK WARMING THE BENCH? 293 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,447 I'M NOT BUILT FOR A DESK JOB, GENERAL. 294 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,448 GIVE ME A NEW CLIENT. 295 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:58,949 NO DICE. 296 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,743 THE ONLY UNASSIGNED SCIENTIST WE GOT RIGHT NOW 297 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,329 IS, EH, JIMMY JIGOWATT OUT OF DEER PARK, TEXAS. 298 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,914 FINE. PUT ME ON HIM, THEN. 299 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,499 HE'S A 9-YEAR-OLD BOY GENIUS, 300 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,501 AND HE'S CUTE AS A DAMN BUTTON. 301 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:10,795 YOU ARE THE LAST THING I AM PUTTING ON HIM. 302 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:14,465 CHOICE IS YOURS, SERGEANT -- DESK OR THE DOOR. 303 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,592 Dr. Venture: I'M WAITING! 304 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:18,260 WILL YOU HANG ON A MINUTE, DOC? 305 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,553 I JUST GOT TO GRAB MY -- HEY! 306 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,222 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?! 307 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:24,558 OH, I, UH -- SAY, THIS AIN'T ME TREASURE CHEST AT ALL! 308 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,977 UH, MY MISTAKE, BROCK. I'LL BE SHOVIN' OFF NOW! 309 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:30,314 OH, CAPTAIN, I WON'T BE COMING INTO THE OFFICE TODAY. 310 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,608 I HAVE A -- 311 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,859 GUESS WE'RE TAKING THE STAIRS. 312 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,653 OH, YEAH. 313 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,781 GIVE IT UP FOR ME, YOU BEAUTIFUL, BLACK BITCH. 314 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,409 WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN ME EAR. 315 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,536 [ GRUNTS, SIGHS ] 316 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,416 ♪♪ 317 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,388 SO, WHERE WE HEADED? 318 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:06,016 TO SETTLE AN OLD SCORE WITH THE ITALIAN. 319 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,601 [ BELL RINGS ] 320 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,604 LITTLE ITALY? WE COULD HAVE TAKEN THE CAR, DOC. 321 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,606 CARS ARE FOR MILLIONAIRES, BROCK. 322 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,233 MY GOD, IT HASN'T CHANGED A BIT. 323 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,693 IS THAT THE SAME CAT? 324 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:19,029 BUON GIORNO, SIGNORE. HOW CAN I -- [ GASPS ] 325 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,823 YOU. 326 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,450 HELLO AGAIN, ENZO. 327 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,951 EXCUSE ME. 328 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,911 DOES THIS ONE COME IN GREEN CHAIN MAIL? 329 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,580 YOU, OUT. ANDIAMO. 330 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,500 YOU GOT A LOT OF A-NERVE 331 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,044 A-SHOWING YOUR FACCIA IN HERE. 332 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,755 I'M HERE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT, ENZO. 333 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,674 I WISH TO SEE THE AMBASSADOR. 334 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,218 [ SPITS ] 335 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,472 NO, BROCK. IT'S A SICILIAN THING. 336 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:53,564 LET NO MONEY COME BETWEEN BROTHERS. 337 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:54,732 HE'S FORGIVEN ME. 338 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,693 [ LAUGHS ] DOTTORE THE RUSTY, EH? 339 00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:59,820 OH, YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME! 340 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,698 EXCEPT-A FOR NO HAIR AND A-VERY MUCH OLDER. 341 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:05,618 I WILL FETCH THE AMBASCIATORE. 342 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,661 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 343 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,539 20 YEARS AGO, AFTER INHERITING MY FATHER'S FORTUNE, 344 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,918 I PLACED AN ORDER FOR ONE OF ENZO'S "SPECIALTY ITEMS." 345 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,628 I NEVER CAME BACK FOR IT. 346 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,214 SO, WHO'S THIS AMBASSADOR? HIS BOSS? 347 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,548 IT IS TIME. 348 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,426 PRESENTO THE AMBASCIATORE. 349 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,886 MY GOD, ENZO. 350 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,971 IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I REMEMBERED. 351 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,599 -A FUCKING JUMPSUIT? -[ GASPS ] SANTA MARIA! 352 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,893 BESPOKE SPEEDSUIT, BROCK! 353 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,728 FORGIVE HIM, ENZO. 354 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:33,896 [ SPITS ] 355 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,689 WELL, I THOUGHT IT WENT PRETTY WELL. 356 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:36,941 Phantom Limb: OH, YAY FOR YOU. 357 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,984 YOU MANAGED TO IMPRESS A PATHETIC RABBLE 358 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,903 OF THIRD-RATE HAS-BEENS AND NEVER-WASES. 359 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,739 LOVELY WAY TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CONSTITUENTS, HAMILTON. 360 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:46,158 HE DO GOT A POINT, THOUGH, MADAM MONARCH. 361 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,953 THERE WASN'T ANYBODY THERE ABOVE A LEVEL SIX. 362 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,747 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE NO ONE FROM THE NEW YORK CHAPTER 363 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:52,790 BOTHERED TO SHOW UP. 364 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,667 NEW YORK HAS ALWAYS BEEN ALOOF, 365 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,335 CONSTANTLY THREATENING TO SECEDE. 366 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,420 IF NEW YORK SECEDES, WE'RE DONE FOR. 367 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,090 WE MUST REACH OUT TO THEIR LEADERSHIP PERSONALLY, 368 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,841 PERHAPS OFFER THEM A SEAT ON THE COUNCIL. 369 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:06,470 EXACTLY. IF WE CAN JUST LAND ONE BIG FISH, 370 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,097 THE REST WILL SWIM ALONG. 371 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,724 I'M GLAD YOU AGREE, BECAUSE TONIGHT, 372 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:15,437 YOU'VE GOT A DATE WITH THEIR BIGGEST FISH OF ALL. 373 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,648 GO FISH. 374 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,067 -HEY, HONEY? -HEY, POOKUMS. 375 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,945 LOOK -- WE FOUND AN OLD DECK OF CARDS INSIDE A WALL. 376 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,780 I'VE -- I'VE GOT TO GO INTO THE CITY. 377 00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,240 WORK JUST SPRUNG THIS ON ME. 378 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,993 IT'S A WHOLE CLASSIFIED THING. I'M SORRY. 379 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,870 NO, NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY, MY LITTLE BREADWINNER. 380 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:35,124 THE MONARCH UNDERSTANDS. MWAH! 381 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,668 O-KAY. 382 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,670 [ DOOR CREAKS SHUT ] 383 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,255 ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS. 384 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,132 IF WE HURRY, WE CAN CATCH THE 6:00 PATH TRAIN TO THE -- 385 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,675 OH, MAN. THAT COMMUTE IS BRUTAL. 386 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,677 CAN'T ARCHING WAIT TILL WE GET A NEW COCOON? 387 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,095 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE HENCHMEN YET. 388 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:51,348 DISCULPEME SEÑOR GARY? YA TERMINE POR EL DIA. 389 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:55,686 UH, GRACIAS, MANOLO. UH, LO VEO MAÑANA. 390 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:59,523 -MANOLO! WAIT! WAIT! -MANOLO! MANOLO! MANOLO! 391 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,151 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 392 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,778 YEAH? 393 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,778 HEYA, BROCK. CAN I BORROW YOUR BINOCULARS 394 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,697 TO LOOK FOR NAKED LADIES OFF THE ROOF? 395 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,490 [ CHUCKLES ] SURE. 396 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,201 OH, GOD DAMN, HANK. THOSE OUTFITS ARE KILLING ME. 397 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,746 EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, I WANT TO WRING YOUR NECK. 398 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,080 GOSH, BROCK. 399 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,665 IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, TOO. 400 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,208 LOOK, I'M SORRY. 401 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,586 I JUST -- I CAN'T STAND THAT BIEBER KID. 402 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,670 HE'S SUCH A PUNK. 403 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,921 YEAH, BUT CHICKS DIG HIM. 404 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,840 NAH, HANK. WHAT CHICKS REALLY DIG 405 00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:26,759 IS A GUY WHO'S CONFIDENT ENOUGH 406 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,927 TO BE HIMSELF, LIKE STEVE McQUEEN. 407 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,179 WHO? 408 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,056 [ SIGHS ] GOOGLE HIM. 409 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,102 HA! EXCELLENT WORK, HENCHMAN UNO. 410 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,104 DEJELO CORRIENDO, MANOLO. 411 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,066 Hatred: [ SCOFFS ] LOOKIT THESE TWO SLOBS. 412 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,860 JUST AS I THOUGHT. 413 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,655 TUCK THAT SHIRT IN. 414 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,531 Badhul: PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, 415 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,908 DR. MRS. THE MONARCH. 416 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,285 I SHALL INFORM OUR HOST THAT YOU HAVE ARRIVED. 417 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,455 HE IS...MOST EXCITED TO MEET YOU. 418 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:03,921 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] WELCOME, COUNCILWOMAN. 419 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,799 YOU'RE EVEN LOVELIER THAN I'D HEARD. 420 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,385 LICE, SOME PRIVACY, PLEASE. 421 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,762 Dr. Girlfriend: I JUST REALLY WANT TO THANK YOU 422 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,055 FOR SEEING ME, WIDE WALE. 423 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,890 IT'S NO SECRET THAT NEW YORK IS WHERE 424 00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:18,143 A LOT OF THE GUILD'S TOP-TIER VILLAINS HANG THEIR HELMETS. 425 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,229 UH, CAN -- CAN YOU EVEN HEAR ME? 426 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,940 YES, AND YOU NEEDN'T GIVE ME THE HARD SELL. 427 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,400 YOUR PHANTOM LIMB 428 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,235 ALREADY OFFERED ME A SEAT ON THE COUNCIL. 429 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,570 OH. THEN WHY AM I HERE? 430 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,824 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT GONNA BE ENOUGH TO SWAY ME. 431 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:36,078 I WISH TO DISCUSS A DEAL OF A MORE, UH, PERSONAL NATURE. 432 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,914 JUST HOW FAR ARE YOU WILLING TO GO 433 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,917 TO SERVE YOUR GUILD, COUNCILWOMAN? 434 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,796 HEY, I KNOW HER! [ SIGHS ] 435 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:46,922 ALL RIGHT, NEW YORK. 436 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:49,091 SHOW ME SOMETHING I HAVEN'T SEEN. 437 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,469 HMM? WELL, HELLO THERE. 438 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:00,853 [ GASPS ] 439 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,313 HEY, YOU GUYS ARE EARLY. 440 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,940 SHIFT DOESN'T START TILL -- 441 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,694 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 442 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,113 RETINA SCAN, PLEASE. 443 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,865 CRAP. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD ONE OF THESE. 444 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,158 [ SIGHS ] OUT OF THE WAY. 445 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,951 YEAH, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 446 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,205 -UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY. -NICE ONE, GENIUS. 447 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,790 -[ SCREAMS ] -OH! 448 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,709 WELCOME TO HELL, FELLAS! 449 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,043 OH, MY GOD! 450 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,170 WE'RE LOCKED IN AN ELEVATOR WITH THE DEVIL! 451 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,881 JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE... "DEVIL!" 452 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,758 HEY, BROCK, CAN I BORROW YOUR O.S.I. 453 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,843 GAS-POWERED TACTICAL GRAPPLE GUN? 454 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,011 THANKS! -HUH? 455 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,346 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 456 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,185 OH, MY STARS AND GARTERS! 457 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,854 I HAVE SHOTS FIRED NEAR COLUMBUS CIRCLE! 458 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,272 THEY CAME FROM VEN-TECH TOWER! 459 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,149 OH, ALL RIGHT. NEVER MIND, THEN. 460 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,526 HANK! NO! 461 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,405 SOME APE THREW A KID OFF THE ROOF! 462 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,658 TAKE HIM, ARCHER! I'LL SAVE THE MAN-SPAWN! 463 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,661 WARRIANA, NO! PAYING CUSTOMERS ONLY. 464 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,046 HOLY CRAP. WHOEVER THIS VILLAIN IS, 465 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,590 HE'S POWERFUL ENOUGH TO TAKE OUT WARRIANA! 466 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,842 CRUSADERS, CONVENE! 467 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,386 HANK! JUST HANG ON! I'M COMING! 468 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,807 OW! AH! WHO THE FUCK ARE Y? 469 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,559 YOU'RE DANCING WITH THE FALLEN ARCHER NOW, BIG MAN! 470 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,895 TOO BAD YOU'VE GOT TWO LEFT FEET. 471 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,945 NO, NO. DON'T -- 472 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,363 OH, OH, GOD. 473 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,823 [ ROARS ] 474 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,115 SHIT! 475 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,994 DON'T EVEN TRY IT, BIG STUFF. 476 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,001 HUH? 477 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,670 POP, I THINK BROCK'S IN TROUBLE. 478 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,339 OH, JUST -- HELLO? HOLD ON, SON. 479 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,632 EITHER I JUST SENT YOU A TEXT, 480 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:54,800 OR I ACCIDENTALLY TOOK A PICTURE OF MY -- 481 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,426 EW! YOU DID BOTH. 482 00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,055 EMERGENCY! PLEASE PROCEED TO THE PANIC ROOM, DR. VENTURE. 483 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,932 I WILL SUBDUE THE INTRUDERS. 484 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,563 [ BEEPS ] 485 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,620 COME ON, LADY, WAKE UP! 486 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,709 HUH? 487 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:32,713 HI. [ SCREAMS ] 488 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,340 Night Dick: HANG ON, KID. I'VE GOT YOU. 489 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,340 WHO ARE YOU? 490 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,635 DETECTIVE RICHARD KNIGHT WAS JUST AN ORDINARY COP 491 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,013 UNTIL THE NIGHT THE MOB GUNNED HIM DOWN 492 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,973 AND LEFT HIM FOR DEAD. 493 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,726 THAT WAS THE NIGHT HE TOOK THE LAW INTO HIS OWN HANDS. 494 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:49,396 THAT WAS THE NIGHT HE BECAME...NIGHT DICK. 495 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,690 -[ CHUCKLES ] -WHAT? 496 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:55,819 SO, IF I DO THIS, THE NEW YORK CHAPTER 497 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,572 WILL PUT ITS FULL SUPPORT BEHIND THE NEW GUILD? 498 00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,658 THAT'S THE DEAL. NOT MUCH TO ASK. 499 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,995 [ SIGHS ] I-I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST MY HUSBAND -- 500 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:10,167 IS A MERE LEVEL 6, WHEREAS I AM A FULL 10. 501 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,919 I WAS GONNA SAY "JEALOUS" ACTUALLY. 502 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,795 EMOTIONS HAVE NO PLACE HERE. 503 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:17,382 THIS THING OF OURS -- THIS IS, UH, PURELY BUSINESS. 504 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,676 [ GRUNTS ] HIT ME AGAIN! 505 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,012 THE DART MONKEY'S STILL ON ME BACK, 506 00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:24,014 AND HE'S SCREAMIN' BLOODY MURDER! 507 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,807 THAT'S IT. I'M EMPTY, YOU FREAK. 508 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,185 WHY ARE YOU FUCKING HOLDIN' OUT ON ME?! 509 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:31,021 MAN, SCREW THIS. THIS IS NOT OUR NIGHT. 510 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,065 AND THAT GUY NEEDS HELP. 511 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,733 WHATEVER. YOU CAN CALL DR. DREW 512 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,985 AFTER YOU USE YOUR CLAW TO GOUGE OUT HIS EYE. 513 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,071 WH-- WHAT ARE YOU, A MONSTER?! 514 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,948 WH-- FOR THE RETINA...THING. 515 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:41,990 JUST PICK HIM UP! 516 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,743 [ GRUNTING ] OH, TAKE IT! 517 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,162 YOU'RE ONE HOT MAMA! I LIKE A BIG GAL! 518 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:50,165 [ ENGINE REVS ] 519 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,834 Dr. Venture: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT HERE? 520 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,504 DIDN'T I TELL YOU PEOPLE TO BUZZ OFF YESTERDAY? 521 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,173 EH, JUST A LITTLE PRO BONO SUPER-WORK, 522 00:20:58,256 --> 00:20:59,883 COURTESY OF THE C.A.L.! 523 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,135 SAVED YOUR BOY THERE FROM THIS BLOND BRUISER 524 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,345 AND HIS KILLER KARATE-BOT. 525 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,055 THEY'RE MY BODYGUARDS, MISS FIRECRACKER. 526 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:06,264 LET THEM GO! 527 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,724 THEY'RE -- THEY'RE WHAT NOW? 528 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,935 I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE BREAST THING. 529 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,186 I WANT TO DO YOU. 530 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,188 'ANNA, UNTIE YOUR TRUTH LASSO. 531 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,482 [ SIGHS ] WHAT WAS I SAYING? 532 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,528 -AAH! -OW! 533 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,780 I'VE BEEN WAITING TO DO THAT FOR WEEKS! 534 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:22,864 THAT WAS PAINFUL. 535 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,282 I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, SERGEANT. 536 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,785 HONEY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 537 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:27,869 GET IN THE CAR. 538 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,454 SERGEANT, THESE MEN ARE POACHING 539 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,498 ON WIDE WALE'S EXCLUSIVE ARCHING CLAIM 540 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,625 ON DR. VENTURE WITHOUT PROPER PERMISSION. 541 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,962 THIS IS AN INTERNAL MATTER FOR THE GUILD. 542 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:40,799 WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT, BUT, ALL RIGHT. 543 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,760 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 544 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,137 WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S STILL A GUILD? 545 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,597 [ CHUCKLES ] NICE BLUFF, SWEETIE. 546 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:53,228 UH, HONEY? I HAVE SOME...BAD NEWS. 547 00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:57,107 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 548 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,716 Stars & Garters: SORRY AGAIN ABOUT THE MIX-UP, CITIZEN. 549 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,259 WE'LL, UH, JUST GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR NOW. 550 00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:25,552 WAIT A MINUTE. 551 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:27,429 YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS MESS? 552 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,347 YOU DON'T HAVE A CAPTAIN SPACKLE? 553 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,141 ONLY ON THE GOLD PLAN. 554 00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:33,852 CRUSADERS, DE-CONVENE! 555 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,395 HE LAUGHED AT THE NAME. 556 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,980 KEEP TELLING YOU, MAN. 557 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:42,319 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, GARGAREAN. 558 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:43,236 HYAH! 559 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,113 [ GEESE HONKING ] 560 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,115 [ SIGHS ] WELCOME TO NEW YORK. 561 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,742 YOU OKAY, HANK? 562 00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:51,411 YEAH. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE MET A GIRL.