1
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YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS,
SCARAMANTULA!

2
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[ Italian accent ] AH,
BUT I ALREADY HAVE, DR. VENTURE.

3
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AND BEFORE I FINISH
THIS PRECOCIOUS '47 MONFORTINO,

4
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MY MECHA-TARANTULA
WILL FINISH A-YOU!

5
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ITALIAN SPIDER BOT.

6
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IF IT'S ENGINEERED
ANYTHING LIKE YOUR FIATS,

7
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WE'VE NAUGHT
TO WORRY ABOUT.

8
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

9
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<i>CHE COSA?</i>

10
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[ SHOUTING ]

11
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[ BONE CRACKS ]

12
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AAH!!

13
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[ SCREAMING ]

14
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WOW!
THAT CHINAMAN'S DYNAMITE.

15
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WE GOT TO GET US
ONE OF THOSE.

16
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I DON'T THINK
HE'S ON OUR SIDE.

17
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[ BONE CRUNCHES ]

18
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GREAT WORK, KATO.

19
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[ GUN CLICKS ]

20
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COME ON OUT,
SCARAMANTULA.

21
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YOU'RE FINISHED.

22
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE BLUE MORPHO.

23
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IF YOU THINK YOU CAN
JUST WALTZ IN HERE

24
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AND MUSCLE IN ON MY RACKET,
YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!

25
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[ GUN HISSES ]
OOH-AH.

26
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IT'S
"ANOTHER THINK COMING."

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GOD!

28
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

29
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NO NEED TO BE ALARMED,
DR. VENTURE.

30
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I'LL HAVE YOU FREE
IN A JIFF.

31
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YOU'RE IN THE HANDS
OF THE BLUE --

32
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BLUE MORPHO.

33
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YES, I'VE HEARD OF YOU.

34
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NOTHING GOOD,
I'M AFRAID.

35
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[ ARM POPS ]
OW! WAIT A MINUTE.

36
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I'M NOT -- OW!

37
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BUT AFTER THAT, THEY BECOME,
LIKE, FRIENDS AND STUFF.

38
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HE SHOWS UP AGAIN
IN ISSUE 36

39
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WHEN THEY TEAM UP
TO FIGHT L. RON HUBBARD.

40
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YEAH, SUPER.

41
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NONE OF THIS EXPLAINS WHAT
HE WAS DOING IN MY BASEMENT.

42
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DUDE, THIS WAS
YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT.

43
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DON'T YOU GET IT?
YOUR DAD WAS THE BLUE MORPHO.

44
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[ SCOFFS ] PLEASE.

45
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MY FATHER WAS
A BOOZED-UP SOCIALITE

46
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WHO COLLECTED BUTTERFLIES
IN HIS COPIOUS SPARE TIME.

47
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NO WAY
HE COULD'VE BEEN A SU--

48
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SUPERHERO?

49
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OW!

50
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DON'T...YOU...DARE!

51
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DUDE,
MILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY'S,

52
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LIKE, THE NUMBER-ONE
SUPERHERO ALTER EGO.

53
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COME ON, BUTTERFLIES?

54
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THINK ABOUT IT --
BLUE MORPHO.

55
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WHAT THE FUCK
IS A MORPHO?!

56
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IT'S A KIND OF BUTTERFLY,
DINGUS.

57
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UH --

58
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I'M SORRY.

59
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IT'S JUST A LOT
TO PROCESS, OKAY?

60
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I MEAN, MY GOD --
"CRIME COMPUTER"?

61
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[ SIGHS ] SO CORNY.

62
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WELL, AT LEAST HE HAD
A COOL CAR.

63
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[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
NO DUH.

64
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SAY, DID BLUE MORPHO
EVER HAS HIS OWN COMIC BOOK?

65
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UH...CANCELED
AFTER SIX ISSUES.

66
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NOT KIRBY'S BEST WORK.

67
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[ CHILDREN SHOUTING ]

68
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Hank: AW, COME ON, BROCK.
WHY NOT?

69
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BECAUSE IT'S
LIKE CHEATING, HANK.

70
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BUT SO IS
FLYING IN AN AIRPLANE

71
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OR HAVING A FAKE LEG,
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

72
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WHICH I DO.
FOR THE LAST TIME -- NO.

73
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YOU CANNOT HAVE
ANABOLIC STEROIDS.

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YOU WANT TO GET FIT?
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT.

75
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[ GASPING ]
MAKE IT STOP.

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PLEASE MAKING STOP.

77
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ONE MORE LAP,
SOON-TO-BE COLLEGE BOY.

78
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A DEAL'S A DEAL.

79
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HEY, SHOE'S UNTIED.

80
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MADE YOU LOOK!

81
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HANK, THAT GAG
ONLY WORKS WITH --

82
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DEAN WHY ARE YOU
WEARING SHOES?!

83
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AH, LET'S GET YOU
SOME WATER.

84
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[ BABBLING INCOHERENTLY ]

85
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BEFORE YOU END UP
LIKE THAT GUY.

86
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HOHHH.

87
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[ BABBLING CONTINUES ]

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[ PANTING ]

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AAH!

90
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
OW!

91
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HARPOON TASE ME, BRO.

92
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
ARE YOU OKAY, MISS ONG?

93
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YEAH, QUIT BEING
SO HANDSY, ROCCO.

94
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YO, DANTE, LAY OFF HIM.
HE'S JUST A KID.

95
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HI.

96
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Pirate Captain: AH, ONCE THE
CONSUMER ELECTRONICS TOOK OFF,

97
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CHAIRMAN KIND OF
LOST INTEREST

98
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IN ALL HIS
SUPER SCIENCE TINKERIN'.

99
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HE NEVER USED THIS HERE FLOOR
FOR NOTHING BUT STORAGE.

100
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I BET SHE'LL MAKE A FINE LAB --
BRIGHT AND TRUE.

101
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IT'S PERFECT, CAPTAIN.

102
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YEP, THIS IS WHERE
WERE GONNA MAKE THE MIRACLES.

103
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EH, I WAS KIND OF HOPING
FOR AN OFFICE WITH A VIEW.

104
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[ WHIRRING ]

105
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OH, MY GOD!
THIS PLACE IS SO COOL!

106
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YOU COULD FIT 50 QUIZ CAVES
IN HERE.

107
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HEY, I GOT NEXT.

108
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WHAT IS THAT THING?

109
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AH, THAT THERE
IS THE GO-POD.

110
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CAR OF THE FUTURE
KIND OF DEAL.

111
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ZERO EMISSIONS,
TITANIUM UNI-BODY.

112
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ELECTROMAGNETS ARE
WHAT KEEP HER AFLOAT.

113
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SEE? THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

114
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LET'S TOSS THIS BABY INTO
PRODUCTION AND CALL IT A DAY.

115
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EH, WELL, DON'T PUNCH THE CLOCK
JUST YET THERE, DOC.

116
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SHE'S BEEN KNOW
TO CAUSE STERILITY

117
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AND HEART MURMURS
IN RHESUS MONKEYS.

118
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WAIT, WHAT?

119
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AAH!

120
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ALSO,
SHE DON'T STOP SO GOOD.

121
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HEY, DR. BILLY.
COOL CAR.

122
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Dr. Venture:
BILLY, COME ON.

123
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WE GONNA MAKE THE MIRACLES
OR WHAT HERE?

124
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SO, AS REGARDS TO MOTION
ON THE FLOOR, ALL IN FAVOR...

125
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COUNCILMAN 1?

126
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HELLO?
DR. MRS. WHATEVER NOW?

127
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HUH? OH, YEAH.
SORRY.

128
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THEN IT'S SETTLED.

129
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WE SHALL OFFICIALLY INVITE
PROFESSOR PHINEAS PHAGE

130
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TO REJOIN
THIS ESTEEMED COUNCIL.

131
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[ Refined Southern accent ]
WELL, THAT'S ONE DOWN.

132
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[ Gruff Southern accent ]
YEAH, BUT FIVE TO GO.

133
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FOUR, IF WE EVER FIND
VENDATA.

134
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HAS ANYONE HEARD
FROM HIM.

135
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NOT SINCE THAT DATE
AT DON HELL'S.

136
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WELL, WE CAN'T
HOLD HIS SEAT FOREVER.

137
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HAVE WE
ANY OTHER BUSINESS?

138
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I, FOR ONE, WOULD LIKE TO THANK
OUR NEWEST MEMBER

139
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FOR HOSTING THIS MEETING
IN HIS LOVELY HOME.

140
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[ INDISTINCT AGREEMENT ]

141
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PLEASE, IT'S ME
WHO SHOULD BE THANKING YOU ALL

142
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FOR ACCOMMODATING
A DOTING FATHER ON THIS,

143
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HIS DAUGHTER'S
SPECIAL DAY.

144
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Sirena:
I SAID I AM FINE, ROCCO!

145
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MARONE!

146
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QUIT FOLLOWING ME AROUND
LIKE A FUCKING PUPPY DOG.

147
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YOU'RE
EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

148
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SPIRITED GIRL.

149
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EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.

150
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BADHUL, SHOW OUR GUESTS WHERE
THEY CAN CHANGE FOR THE PARTY.

151
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TALK TO ME.

152
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EH, SOME KID IN THE PARK

153
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GOT A LITTLE TOO...
FRIENDLY WITH HER,

154
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SO WE GOT A LITTLE UNFRIENDLY
WITH HIM.

155
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WHERE ARE
DANTE AND TURIO?

156
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THEY, UH...
THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT.

157
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HUH, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
SOME KID.

158
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Monarch:
ALL RIGHT, FIRST THING'S FIRST.

159
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WE GET CAR RUNNING,
AND WE GIVE IT A FRESH COAT

160
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OF MIGHTY MONARCH MAROON
AND MARIGOLD.

161
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AND WHATEVER WE DO,
WE DO NOT TELL MY WI--

162
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPING ]

163
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS
AND BUZZES ]

164
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HI, HONEY.

165
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NO, I DIDN'T HEAR THEM.

166
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I WAS IN THE...
SHOWER...ING.

167
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OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE GETTING READY.

168
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FOR THE PARTY.

169
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AT WIDE WALE'S.
I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK.

170
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YOU KNOW,
I DIDN'T FORGET IT.

171
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I DON'T WANT
TO GO TO THAT.

172
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'CAUSE I HATE
THOSE PEOPLE.

173
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Hey. Hey. Hey.

174
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SWEETIE, THOSE PEOPLE
ARE MY COWORKERS.

175
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AND THEY'RE EXACTLY
THE PEOPLE YOU NEED TO IMPRESS

176
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IF YOU WANT TO UP YOUR RANK
IN THE GUILD.

177
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COME OOON!

178
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JUST MAKE AN APPEARANCE.
TURN ON THE OLD MONARCH CHARM.

179
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Monarch. Monarch.

180
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What?!

181
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DUDE, YOU GOT TO
GO TO THAT.

182
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[ Whining ] I WANT TO STAY HERE
AND PLAY WITH MY NEW CAVE.

183
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THE LIST.

184
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THE GUYS ARCHING VENTURE
ARE PROBABLY GONNA BE THERE.

185
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WE COULD DO RECON.

186
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GOOD POINT.

187
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HEY, CAN 21 COME, TOO?

188
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NO HENCHMEN.
WHAT?

189
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OKAY. OKAY.

190
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OKAAAY, I WILL. I--

191
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SORRY.

192
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OKAY, SEE YA SOON,
HONEY BUNNY.

193
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

194
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SHE WANTS ME
TO BRING WINE.

195
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HA!
I SHOULD PISS IN IT.

196
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THERE'S
THAT MONARCH CHARM.

197
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ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE --

198
00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,215
VEN-TECH DEEP-EARTH
MINING MECH--

199
00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:05,299
[ CHARGING, ZAP ]

200
00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,759
OH! HEY!
WATCH IT!

201
00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:07,677
SORRY! SORRY.

202
00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,803
I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS ON.

203
00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,555
[ SCOFFS ]
MINING MECH, MY ASS.

204
00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:13,516
PUT THAT THING AWAY AND
REFILE IT UNDER "MURDER BOT."

205
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NEXT.
[ POWERING DOWN ]

206
00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:18,312
WHY ARE WE DIGGING THROUGH
J.J.'s PROJECT MORGUE ANYWAYS?

207
00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,480
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

208
00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,315
INSPIRATION?
A HEAD START?

209
00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,442
I DON'T KNOW. I'VE BEEN
OUT OF THE GAME FOR A WHILE.

210
00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,569
I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.

211
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NOT AS IN RUSTY VENTURE,
I MEAN.

212
00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:27,864
YES, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEANT.

213
00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,032
BUT WE DIDN'T COME HERE
TO BE A COUPLE OF PATENT CLERKS.

214
00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,451
AND DON'T SAY EINSTEIN WAS
A PATENT CLERK -- I KNOW.

215
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I THOUGHT YOU HIRED US
FOR OUR CREATIVE GENIUS.

216
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BILLY! CHECK IT OUT.

217
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[ Robotically ]
WE ARE THE ROBOTS.

218
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[ SIGHS ]
POINT TAKEN.

219
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NICE.

220
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THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR
FIRST PAYCHECK, WHATEVER IT WAS.

221
00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,843
WHITE, GET OUT OF THAT THING
AND GET ME A DUST PAN.

222
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WHOA! GEEZ!

223
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UGH!

224
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[ ALL SHOUTING ]

225
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WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT THING.

226
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WHAT DOES IT WANT
FROM US?!

227
00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,480
WWWWHERE DID IT GO?

228
00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,483
[ HUMMING ]

229
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[ SCHLORP! ]

230
00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:15,369
AAH!!

231
00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,580
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

232
00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,957
Dean, come in, Dean.
You okay?

233
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HUH? WHA?

234
00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:22,919
Hey.

235
00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,046
BROCK?
Y-YOU'RE IN MY MIRROR?

236
00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:28,507
Interactive...smart surface...
something crap.

237
00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,842
You feeling okay?

238
00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:33,179
BROCK, ARE CANDIRU NATIVE
TO NEW YORK?

239
00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,472
HUH?
WHAT IS THAT?

240
00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:37,016
ONE OF THE QUESTIONS
ON THAT COLLEGE TEST OF YOURS?

241
00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,351
No. I--
My--

242
00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:40,061
[ Sighs ]
Never mind.

243
00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,396
Are you still
gonna help me study

244
00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,398
even though
I couldn't do<i> all</i> the laps?

245
00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,067
Yeah, sure.

246
00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:49,237
YAY!
STUDY BUDDIES!

247
00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,406
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION AND
MID-TEMPO PIANO JAZZ PLAYING ]

248
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,328
OH, THIS.

249
00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,455
LOST IT IN THE WAR.

250
00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:01,457
OH, I LOATHE
MIXING WITH CIVILIANS.

251
00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:02,833
THEY ALL LOOK AT ME
AS IF I HAVE --

252
00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,418
WHAT? TWO HEADS?
GO FIGURE.

253
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,962
GOD, IS THAT REDUSA?

254
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,923
OOH, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
IN AGES.

255
00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:10,466
SHE HAS HELD UP.

256
00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,468
DIDN'T YOU TWO
HAVE A THING?

257
00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:14,136
IT WAS MORE OF A FLING.

258
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,388
INSATIABLE, THAT ONE.

259
00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,014
IT GOT TO BE MURDER
ON MY BACK.

260
00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,057
HOT.

261
00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,392
YOU SHOULD
GO TALK TO HER.

262
00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:22,061
I COULD BE
YOUR WINGED MAN.

263
00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:25,815
GET YOU ANOTHER? WHAT ARE YOU
DRINKING THERE, STAR DUST?

264
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,401
'CAUSE YOU ARE
A RADIANT LITTLE THING.

265
00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,194
UHH...THANKS.

266
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,487
I'M DOING OKAY.

267
00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:33,531
OH, YOU'RE WAY PAST OKAY,
BRIGHT EYES.

268
00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,325
THAT HEAVENLY BODY
COULD MAKE THE MOON JEALOUS.

269
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,827
MM. YES.

270
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,496
I'M JUST WAITING
FOR MY<i> HUSBAND.</i>

271
00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,415
OOH, IT AIN'T
LIKE THAT, LADY M.

272
00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:43,833
THIS HERE'S
A BUSINESS CALL.

273
00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,835
NOT THAT
IT AIN'T A PLEASURE.

274
00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,045
NAME'S COPY CAT.
MAYBE THINK OF ME NEXT TIME

275
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:51,591
YOUR TRIBAL COUNCIL'S HAVING
A POW-WOW ABOUT NEW MEMBERS.

276
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,092
I'M NOT SURE
WE NEED SOMEONE

277
00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,386
WHO HIS SUPERPOWER SEEMS TO BE
BAD PICKUP LINES.

278
00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:58,014
WELL, I'M A MAN OF MANY TALENTS,
BUT MY BEST ONE

279
00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,808
IS BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
AT THE RIGHT TIME.

280
00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:03,811
A TALENT I WISH
<i>MY HUSBAND</i> SHARED ABOUT NOW.

281
00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,272
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I THINK I NEED SOME FRESH AIR.

282
00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:09,358
YOU GO ON, NOW.
GIVE THAT OLD MOON WHAT FOR.

283
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,860
Wide Wale:
AH, AH, AH.

284
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,321
YOU'RE 18 TODAY,
PRINCESS, NOT 21.

285
00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,573
OH, EXCUSE ME. SUDDENLY<i> YOU'RE</i>
MR. LAW AND ORDER?

286
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,450
WHAT'S EATING YOU,
TADPOLE?

287
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,618
AIN'T I MADE A NICE PARTY
FOR YOU?

288
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,621
I NEVER ASKED FOR NO FANCY PARTY
WITH NO FOO-FOO FOOD.

289
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,081
I JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFE

290
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,125
WITHOUT THEM BUTTER GUARDS
OF YOURS

291
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,418
WATCHING ME ALL THE TIME.

292
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:30,921
AH, COME ON, DADDY KNOWS
WHAT'LL CHEER YOU UP.

293
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,548
REMEMBER
WHEN YOU WAS LITTLE?

294
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:33,883
THERE WAS ONE THING
IN THE WORLD

295
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,969
THAT COULD ALWAYS
MAKE YOU SMILE.

296
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:41,974
[ Italian accent ]
YES, SIR. ONE LARGE PIE, EXTRA
CHEESE, AND LITTLE A-CLAMS.

297
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,559
<i>20 MINUTI.</i>

298
00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:44,977
HEY, A-NEW KID.

299
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:48,272
GOT A DELIVERY FOR YOU --
BEST A-CUSTOMER.

300
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,649
DON'T SCREW UP.

301
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:50,608
YES, SIR!

302
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,235
HANK VENTURE IS ON THE JOB!

303
00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,950
[ HORNS HONKING ]

304
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,996
OH!
[ CRASH ]

305
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,539
[ WHISTLING ]

306
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,708
[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]

307
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,669
[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
HOLD IT!

308
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,296
HOLD THE ELEVATOR!

309
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,423
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

310
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,966
THANKS, DICK.

311
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,512
MAY I HELP YOU?

312
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,805
I DOUBT IT.

313
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,223
YEAH, MIGHTY MONARCH.
MY WIFE INVITED ME.

314
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,975
UH, JUST MINUTE, SIR.
YOU CANNOT GO INSIDE LIKE --

315
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,144
UH, EXCUSE ME.
IS THIS APARTMENT FI--

316
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,187
WHAT?

317
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,439
BADHUL,
IS THAT THE PIZZ'?

318
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,982
[ GASPS ]
OH-OOH.

319
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,317
HERE, LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THAT.

320
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,611
ROCCO, COME HERE
AND PAY THE GUY, WILL YOU?

321
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:37,780
[ Italian accent ] UH,
THE PIZZA, SHE IS A-PIPPING...

322
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,281
[ Normal voice ] HOT.

323
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,783
YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, GUY.

324
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,036
WHAT DO WE OWE YOOOOU...
SON OF A BITCH!

325
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,165
YOU! YOU GET OVER HERE,
YOU PIECE OF SH--

326
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,334
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

327
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,713
HONEY! HEY!

328
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:55,965
UH, SWEETIE!

329
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,383
I'M HERE.

330
00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,010
YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT THE
HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE WEARING.

331
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,846
WHA--
MY MIGHTY MONARCH OUTFI-- OW.

332
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:05,141
THERE ARE CIVILIANS HERE, MY
LEGITIMATE BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.

333
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:08,018
THIS IS NOT A COSTUME PARTY,
YOU LITTLE BUG.

334
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,603
YEAH?
WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY?

335
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,522
REGRETTABLY,
THIS IS MY FACE, SIR.

336
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:14,358
AND YOU BEAR IT WITH DIGNITY,
OLD FRIEND.

337
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,527
YOU BE PROUD OF THAT FACE.
BUT<i> YOU.</i>

338
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:20,114
YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE
BEFORE I<i> THROW</i> YOU OUT.

339
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:23,367
HEY, NO NEED FOR A SCENE,
THERE MR. CLEAN.

340
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,743
MY PAD'S RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS.

341
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,705
HOW ABOUT I SWING MR. MONARCH
ON DOWN THERE

342
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:31,834
AND TUNE HIM UP PROPER LIKE
WITH SOME APPROPRIATE ATTIRE.

343
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,129
WHOA. OH, YEAH.

344
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,714
OH, GOD.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN, RED?

345
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,716
I think she wants to go
all the way.

346
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,843
THANKS FOR SAVING ME
BACK THERE, MAN.

347
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,470
THE WIFE WOULD KILL ME
IF I MADE A SCENE

348
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,929
IN FRONT
OF HER WORK FRIENDS.

349
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:48,934
OH, [CHUCKLES]
HELL HATH NO FURY, EH, TOMCAT?

350
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,769
[ SNAPS FINGERS, POPS ]

351
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,356
[ SIGHS ]
COME ON.

352
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,359
WHY SO GLOOMY,
SWEET PERFUMY?

353
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,736
HUBBY STILL A NO-SHOW?

354
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,863
[ SIGHS ]

355
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,243
WELL?

356
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,369
AH, GEEZ, DEAN.

357
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,121
YOUR ESSAY READS
LIKE A SUICIDE NOTE.

358
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,081
EVERYTHING I WROTE
WAS TRUE.

359
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,918
YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO TURN THE
GAS DOWN A NOTCH, SYLVIA PLATH.

360
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,462
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING
YOURSELF TO THESE PEOPLE.

361
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:17,713
WELL,
H-HOW DO I DO THAT?

362
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,006
LIKE RIGHT HERE --
INSTEAD OF

363
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,799
"DRAGGED ALL OVER
KINGDOM COME

364
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,676
BY MY
SUPER-CONTROLLING FATHER,"

365
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,554
YOU COULD WRITE SOMETHING LIKE
"EXPERIENCED WORLD TRAVELER."

366
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,973
AND INSTEAD OF "NEVER LET ME GO
TO A 'REAL SCHOOL,'"

367
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,600
JUST SAY
YOU WERE HOMESCHOOLED.

368
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:32,978
IN AN ELECTRONIC LEARNING BED
THAT LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE.

369
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,190
BETTER YET, A VERY EXCLUSIVE
PROGRESSIVE SCHOOL,

370
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,442
WHERE YOU HAD
A PERFECT ATTENDANCE RECORD.

371
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,818
SO, YOU WANT ME TO LIE.

372
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,695
EH, IT'S CALLED SPIN.
DO YOU TRUST ME?

373
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,740
I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

374
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:46,075
WAIT.

375
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,618
YOU SAID YOU'D HELP ME STUDY
FOR THE ENTRANCE EXAMS.

376
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,411
UHHH...RIGHT.

377
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,412
WHEN ARE THEY?

378
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,956
TOMORROW...MORNING.

379
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,625
ALL RIGHT, SO,
NOTHING IN THE INVENTORY

380
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,169
UNDER "SILVER GOO"
OR "MAGIC PUDDLE."

381
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,296
WELL, DID YOU TRY
"ROBOT WATER"?

382
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,090
UH, NADA.

383
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,592
OKAY, YOU GENIUSES
CAN STOP GUESSING NOW.

384
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,095
I'VE GOT THE INVENTORY NUMBER
RIGHT HERE.

385
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,764
VT-005-BB.

386
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:09,682
ALL RIGHT.

387
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,600
HERE WE GO.
BINGO.

388
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,395
VEN-TECH
BIOBOT SERIES 5.

389
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,355
THEY'RE, UH,
SOME KIND OF NANOBOTS.

390
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,731
AHA!

391
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,858
TECHNICALLY,
I GUESSED CLOSEST.

392
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,944
Monarch: EH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WIDE WALE'S PROBLEM IS,

393
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,487
BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT

394
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,364
ONE OF THESE STUCK-UP,
NEW YORK SUPERVILLAINS.

395
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,032
THIS IS SO SUPER-COOL
OF YOU.

396
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,034
OH, THINK NOTHING OF IT,
DOODLEBUG.

397
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,829
SURE YOU DON'T MIND?
IT'S, LIKE, REALLY EXPENSIVE.

398
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,707
MI CLOSET ES SU CLOSET,
COMPADRE.

399
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,083
REALLY SHOULD WEAR
MORE SUITS.

400
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,752
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY --
CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN.

401
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,004
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

402
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,338
I MEAN,
A GUY LIKE YOU --

403
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,507
I'LL SAY IT --
CLASSICALLY HANDSOME.

404
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,634
COME ON, NOW, BUDDY,
NOT SO BAD YOURSELF.

405
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,844
[ CHUCKLES ]
THANKS.

406
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:47,928
BUT YOU --
[CHUCKLES]

407
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,888
YOU'D PROBABLY LOOK GOOD
IN ANYTHING.

408
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,558
SEE? YOU EVEN MAKE THAT
LOOK GREAT.

409
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,524
[ DOOR OPENS, FOOTSTEPS ]

410
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,152
AW, WHAT IS THIS, NOW?

411
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,404
UNH-UNH,
DON'T EVEN TRY IT, MONARCH.

412
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,032
JUST TURN AROUND,
WALK ON OUT OF HERE.

413
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,992
[ MID-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]

414
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,992
[ SNAPPING FINGERS ]

415
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,828
WARNING YOU, MONARCH --
ONE MORE JAZZY LITTLE STEP,

416
00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:15,205
AND I'LL -- YOU GET
SOME WORK DONE ON YOUR FACE?

417
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,749
NO, BUT<i> YOU'RE</i> ABOUT TO.

418
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,751
[ POPPING ]

419
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,377
[ THUDDING ]

420
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:22,880
WHAT IS THIS?

421
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,381
WHAT, ARE YOU PLAYING
VIDEO GAMES NOW?

422
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,674
I TOLD YOU
TO FIND THOSE THINGS.

423
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,092
IT'S NOT A VIDEO GAME.

424
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,053
WE FOUND A TUTORIAL
FOR THE BIOBOT.

425
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,638
IT'S PRETTY AMAZING, RUS.

426
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,474
THEY'RE LIKE A MILLION TINY
DOCTORS WHO ARE ALWAYS ON CALL.

427
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,560
YOU JUST DRIVE 'EM ANYWHERE
YOU WANT IN THE BODY. SEE?

428
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,936
[ STOMACH GURGLING ]

429
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,397
Brock: IF TWO SIDES
OF A TRIANGLE...

430
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,397
[ SIGHS ]

431
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:44,068
...HAVE LENGTHS OF 5 AND 6,
THE PERIMETER OF THE TRIANGLE

432
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,694
COULD BE
WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING?

433
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,906
"A," 11; "B," 24...

434
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,824
[ STOMACH GURGLING LOUDER ]
[ VOMITS ]

435
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:51,909
[ COUGHS, GAGS ]

436
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,536
IT, UH...
IT WAS "C," 15.

437
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,996
DO YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK
OR SOMETHING?

438
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,874
AND -- BOOM! --
JUST LIKE THAT, ALL SECURED.

439
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,126
HUH. OKAY,
THAT IS PRETTY AMAZING.

440
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,878
YEAH, BUT
WHY STOP THERE, HUH?

441
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:06,090
WHY JUST CURE PEOPLE
WHEN YOU CAN<i> IMPROVE</i> THEM?

442
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,218
STIMULATE THE MUSCLES,
GIVE THE ADRENAL GLANDS A SHOT.

443
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,679
YOU CAN MAKE A MAN
VIRTUALLY SUPERHUMAN.

444
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,765
NO, NO, MY STOMACH'S
PRETTY MUCH BETTER NOW.

445
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,433
ACTUALLY,
I FEEL PRETTY --

446
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,227
Both: AAH!

447
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,104
YEAH, BUT THAT STARTS TO RAISE
SOME ETHICAL QUESTIONS.

448
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,106
AND WHAT IF THIS TECHNOLOGY
FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS, HUH?

449
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:25,192
WITH A TOUCH OF A BUTTON, YOU
COULD, LIKE, STOP A GUY'S HEART.

450
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,486
[ HEART BEATING LOUDLY, STOPS ]

451
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,486
HOO!

452
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,322
YEAH,
BUT IN THE RIGHT HANDS

453
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,990
COULD JUST
START IT RIGHT UP AGAIN.

454
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,952
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
COME ON, DEAN! COME ON!

455
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,246
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
AAH!!

456
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,831
JUST THINK
WHAT THESE PUPPIES COULD DO

457
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,165
WITH THE HUMAN BRAIN.

458
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,709
JUST PARK THEM
IN THE CEREBRAL CORTEX,

459
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,502
HOOK THEM UP TO THE INTERNET,
AND -- BAM --

460
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,337
YOU'RE READING,
LIKE, "GILGAMESH"

461
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,964
IN THE ORIGINAL
BABYLONIAN.

462
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,174
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

463
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,595
WHAT THE HELL?

464
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,182
AH, TOO HIGHBROW.

465
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,852
IT'S MORE FUN TO JUST MAKE A GUY
TOTALLY CRAP HIMSELF, HUH?

466
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,812
OKAY, TOUR'S OVER, FOLKS.

467
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,272
NOW, CAN
THIS TUTORIAL OF YOURS

468
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,524
TUTOR YOU
HOW TO FIND THE REAL BIO-WHATS

469
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,984
AND CALL THEM BACK
OR SOMETHING?

470
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,402
OH, YEAH, WELL, SURE.

471
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,945
IT'S NO PROBLEM.

472
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,363
[ BUZZER ]
HUH.

473
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,240
THEY'RE, UH...
THEY'RE NOT RESPONDING.

474
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,451
[ BREATHING FAST
AND ERRATICALLY ]

475
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,163
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

476
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,248
[ SNAPS FINGERS, WHIR ]

477
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,379
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch:
I JUST THINK HE FEELS THREATENED
BY MY NEW POSITION IN THE GUILD,

478
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,799
AND IT COMES OUT IN THESE
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, LITTLE WAYS.

479
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,343
LIKE, TONIGHT, I MEAN,
IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT ALREADY,

480
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,511
AND WHERE IS HE?

481
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,472
HOLY MACKEREL.
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.

482
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,223
WHAT, YOU SEE HIM?
I-IS HE HERE?

483
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,769
NO, HE'S ACROSS THE WAY,
OVER IN THAT THERE VENTURE PAD.

484
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:42,978
OH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

485
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,147
HE KNOWS HE'S NOT ALLOWED
TO ARCH A VENTURE.

486
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,108
DON'T KNOW IF I'D CALL THAT
<i>ARCHING</i> PER SE.

487
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,111
CLASSY BIRD, THERE,
THIS MONARCH.

488
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,863
DOES HE DO
THIS KIND OF THING A LOT?

489
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,033
MORE THAN I CARE TO ADMIT.

490
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,535
[ CELLPHONE RINGING
AND BUZZING ]

491
00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,995
[ BEEP ]

492
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:03,040
DID HE JUST --
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.

493
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,958
YOU KNOW,
YOUR HUSBAND'S GOT A REAL TALENT

494
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,919
FOR IGNORING
GUILD ARCH RIGHTS.

495
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,004
TO SAY NOTHING
OF BASIC HYGIENE.

496
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,672
I...[SIGHS]

497
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,217
I THINK I'M...
GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT.

498
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,262
[ GASPING ]

499
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,561
YOU GUYS,
CHECK THE BACK BEDROOMS.

500
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,396
I'M GONNA CHECK
THE HALL AGAIN.

501
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,316
[ BREATHING HEAVILY,
WHIMPERS ]

502
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,818
Red Mantle:
OH! YOUR TONGUE, DEAR.

503
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,612
Redusa:
OH, YEAH, MAKE THE EARTH MOVE.

504
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,780
Dragoon: BRING IT TO ME!

505
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,198
OW! WHAT THE HECK?!

506
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,950
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

507
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,284
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

508
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,287
REDUSA DON'T DO THREESOMES,
YOU FUCKING PERVERTS!

509
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,248
[ WAILING ]
REDUSA, WAIT!

510
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,834
WAIT! I CAN PUT A BAG
OVER HIS HEAD!

511
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,544
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND!
PLEASE!

512
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,963
I GOT NOTHING. JIGGLE IT.
STOP TALKING TO ME
LIKE I'M AN IDIOT.

513
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,881
BILLY, JIGGLE IT.
I'M JIGGLING
THE DAMN PART.

514
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,967
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

515
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,967
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DOWN THERE?!

516
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,552
[ BOTH ARGUING INDISTINCTLY ]
Doc! Call Dr. Orpheus.

517
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,887
I'm pretty sure
Dean is possessed.

518
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,931
WHAT? POSS--
GROW UP, BROCK.

519
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,975
HE'S PROBABLY JUST NERVOUS
ABOUT HIS EXAMS.

520
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,644
YEAH, WELL, NERVES MIGHT EXPLAIN
HIM THROWING UP HIS DINNER,

521
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,396
BUT NOT THROWING ME
ACROSS THE ROOM

522
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,481
Or how he could come back
from the dead

523
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,400
and start ranting
in Babylonian!

524
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,110
WAIT. SHH!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

525
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,110
[ ARGUING STOPS ]

526
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,028
ARE YOU SURE
IT WAS BABYLONIAN?

527
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,738
I don't know.
It could have been Sumerian.

528
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,115
IT'S NOT REALLY
THE TAKEAWAY HERE, DOC.

529
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,575
CALL THE EXORCIST!

530
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,494
UHP, DUT, DUT, DUT, DUT.
JUST CALM DOWN, BROCK.

531
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:26,623
I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S...
POSSESSING HIM.

532
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,749
[ SIREN WAILING ]

533
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,167
[ GROANS, COUGHS ]

534
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,752
WHAT THE...

535
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,964
WHAT? EH?

536
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,090
W-WHAT?

537
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,800
H-HONEY! WAIT!
HEY, HONEY!

538
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,927
UGH, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME --

539
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,178
DON'T! JUST DON'T.

540
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,389
UGH! I C--
I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU.

541
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,933
DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC.
SO, I'M A LITTLE LATE.

542
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,184
LATE? YES, LATE.

543
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,186
YOU EMBARRASS ME
IN FRONT OF MY CO-WORKERS,

544
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,731
VIOLATED A GUILD LAW
<i>YET AGAIN,</i>

545
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,150
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
YOU IGNORED MY CALL!

546
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:56,236
WHAT?! NEVER!
I-I LOST MY PHONE WHEN --

547
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,947
[ CELLPHONE RINGING
AND BUZZING ]

548
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,947
MM.

549
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,366
[ CELLPHONE BEEP ]
WHAT?

550
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,993
DUDE, MANOLO GOT
THE MORPHO-MOBILE STARTED.

551
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,161
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
NOT NOW.

552
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,537
I'M HAVING A DISCUSSION
WITH MY --

553
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,496
[ CAR DOOR SLAMS,
TIRES SQUEAL ]

554
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,583
NEVER MIND. COME GET ME.

555
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,710
[<i> BEACH MUSIC PLAYING</i> ]
[<i> GASPS</i> ] PROFESSOR!

556
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,045
<i>WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?</i>

557
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,505
<i>I-I'M DISAPPEARING.</i>

558
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,257
[ CLATTER ]

559
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,800
[<i> INDISTINCT CONVERSATION</i> ]

560
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,347
YOU LOST SOMETHING,
PIZZA BOY?

561
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,641
DON'T HIT ME!
I WAS JUST LEAV--

562
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,184
OH. HI.

563
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,894
YOU'RE THAT KID
FROM THE PARK.

564
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,103
HEY. HANK VENT--

565
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,481
THE ONE WHO WAS PEEPING
IN MY WINDOW LAST WEEK.

566
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,316
OKAY, FIRST UP,
I WAS<i> NOT</i> PEEPING.

567
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,817
I WAS TRYING
TO RESCUE YOU,

568
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,027
DIDN'T KNOW
YOU CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER.

569
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,862
SIDE NOTE --
I'M SUPER IMPRESSED.

570
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,573
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

571
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,573
Rocco:
MISS ONG, YOU OKAY IN THERE?!

572
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,658
SIRENA!

573
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,534
UH, THAT'D BE ME.
HI. I'M SIRENA.

574
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,203
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

575
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,203
HEY, HEY, MISS ONG!
YOU ALL RIGHT?

576
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,245
I AM LEAVING.

577
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,497
THOSE LOBSTER GUYS
ARE AFTER ME

578
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,957
'CAUSE OUR DADS ARE ENEMIES
OR SOMETHING.

579
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,291
[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ]
ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY.

580
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,876
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
WHALE LICE.

581
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,253
I KNOW, T-THAT'S SO STUPID.
AM I RIGHT? [ CHUCKLES ]

582
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,172
EH, I'VE RUN AWAY
FROM STUPIDER.

583
00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,049
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
3...2...

584
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,677
YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO RISK YOUR
LIFE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME?

585
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,012
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

586
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,012
I CAN'T SAY
I'M TOO IMPRESSED.

587
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,431
[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ]

588
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,141
OKAY, I'M GONNA
BUST THIS DOOR DOWN!

589
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,018
HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE...

590
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,979
YOU ALL RIGHT, MISS ONG?!
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER.

591
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,188
YES, ROCCO, I'M FINE!

592
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,773
I WAS JUST GETTING
SOME FUCKING AIR.

593
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,234
ALL RIGHT,
I'M SORRY TO DISTURB YOU.

594
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,610
I WAS VERY WORRIED.

595
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,153
I WAS YELLING AND...
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

596
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,072
[ WHIRRING ]

597
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,491
SOOO...DO WE HAVE A DATE?

598
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,702
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

599
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,437
Dean: AAAH!!

600
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,063
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

601
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,063
[ LIQUID POURING ]

602
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:55,981
DR. VENTURE:
Don't fight it, boy.

603
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,441
Your body is simply trying

604
00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,317
to pass its residual nanobots
through your urethra.

605
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,485
AAH!

606
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,485
Perfectly natural.

607
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,195
OOH!

608
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,195
Oh, and, son...

609
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,531
[ Singsong voice ]
that's not all you passed.

610
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,616
[ GASPS ] REALLY?
I GOT IN?!

611
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:07,993
MM-HMM.

612
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,579
ALL THOSE YEARS IN THE
LEARNING BED MUST HAVE PAID OFF.

613
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:14,708
Well, [winces] I also had
a pretty great study buddy.

614
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,169
YOU SURE DID, SON.
[ CHUCKLES ]

615
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,587
Aaah--

616
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,587
[ BEEP ]

617
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,339
GENTLEMEN, I THINK WE JUST MADE
OUR FIRST MIRACLE.

618
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,509
WHOO! HIGH FIVE!
[ WHIRRING ]

