1 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:08,133 MORNING, HONEY. 2 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:10,468 HARDLY. MUST BE NICE GETTING TO SLEEP IN. 3 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,846 YOU KNOW, SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK AROUND HERE. 4 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:15,223 WHAT? I WORK AROUND HERE! 5 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:16,891 WHO DO YOU THINK SUPERVISES THIS?! 6 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,769 ALL DAY LONG, IT'S "SEÑOR MONARCH, WHERE DO I PUT THIS? 7 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,771 SEÑOR MONARCH, EGGSHELL OR SEMI-GLOSS?" 8 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,440 THIS IS WORK! 9 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,275 UH, I WASN'T DOING YOU, MANOLO. 10 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,569 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR REAL WORK. 11 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,154 YOU HAVEN'T ARCHED IN WEEKS. 12 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:30,780 YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU WON'T LET ME! 13 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:31,906 IT'S NOT ME! 14 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,867 VENTURE'S A LEVEL 10 PROTAGONIST NOW. 15 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:36,077 YOU ARE ONLY AT A LEVEL 4. 16 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,163 AND YOU PROMISED TO BUMP ME UP! 17 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,914 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN ALL YOU DO 18 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,458 IS LIE AROUND IN YOUR ROBE ALL DAY 19 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:44,002 AND PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG WITH YOUR HENCHMAN? 20 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:46,296 -WELL, AT LEAST HE'S LOYAL. -[ GROANS ] 21 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,964 YOU GOT TO MEET ME HALFWAY HERE. 22 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:49,966 HIRE MORE HENCHMEN, BUILD A NEW COCOON, 23 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:52,552 AND GO ARCH SOMEONE ELSE FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE! 24 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:53,970 THAT WORKED OUT GREAT LAST TIME. 25 00:00:54,053 --> 00:00:56,681 THEN ROB A BANK, RANSOM AN HEIRESS OR SOMETHING. 26 00:00:56,765 --> 00:01:00,018 SHOW THE COUNCIL -- NO, SHOW ME YOU'RE BETTER THAN A 4. 27 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:02,645 HEY, WHEN YOU MARRIED ME, IT WAS FOR BETTER OR WORSE, 28 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:03,980 NOT BETTER THAN 4. 29 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:06,024 I MARRIED THE MONARCH. 30 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:08,777 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS. 31 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:12,822 D-DO YOU NEED A HUG? 32 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,908 TO THE MORPHO CAVE! 33 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:16,993 [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] 34 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,996 MM. 35 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:21,998 [ SNIFFS ] 36 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:22,999 HUH? 37 00:01:23,082 --> 00:01:25,794 OHH! THE FUCK 38 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,921 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 39 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:31,674 HEY, THERE'S COFFEE. 40 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,176 AH. THANKS. 41 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,762 HEY, I WASN'T TRYING TO SNEAK OUT OR ANYTHING. 42 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:38,223 UH, YOU LOOKED BUSY, AND I, UH, 43 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,975 DIDN'T WANT TO SCUFF YOUR NICE FLOOR. 44 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,977 OKAY, LOOK, ABOUT LAST NIGHT... 45 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,229 WHAT? OH, YOU'RE STILL HERE? 46 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,189 LET'S MAKE THAT COFFEE TO GO, HUH, HERACLES? 47 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:49,901 [ GEARS GRINDING ] 48 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,236 Hank: [ SNIFFS ] WHOA! 49 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,737 HE SMELLS AWFUL! 50 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,030 AND THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE 51 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:55,865 WHO'S SMELLED A LOT OF DEAD ARCHENEMIES. 52 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,325 OHH! WHEW! 53 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:59,369 YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD DREAMS ABOUT 54 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,205 YOU IN AN OUTFIT LIKE THIS, FRAULEIN. 55 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,957 [ GROANS ] KNOCK IT OFF, VENTURE! 56 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,375 YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. 57 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,293 THIS WASN'T JUST SOME ANONYMOUS HENCHMAN 58 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,003 THAT YOU COULD BURY IN YOUR FLOWER BED. 59 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,297 HARANGUETAN WAS A TOP-LEVEL NEMESIS. 60 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,424 WELL, WHAT? I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 61 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,677 ASK BILLY. HE SAW THE WHOLE THING. 62 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,677 OH, PLEASE. 63 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,471 THIS HAD "DEATH BY SAMSON" WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 64 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,014 OH, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. 65 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,474 SAMSON. -HUH? 66 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,434 [ DRAMATIC NOTE PLAYS ] OH, SHIT! 67 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:24,894 [ SIGHS ] DAMN IT. 68 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:25,895 AT EASE. 69 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,146 WE'RE JUST HERE FOR THE BODY. 70 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,481 YOUR HANDIWORK I TAKE IT. 71 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:29,899 HUH? NO. 72 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,734 I, UH, SMACKED HIM UP A BIT, SURE, 73 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:35,155 BUT HIS HEAD WAS STILL SCREWED ON STRAIGHT WHEN I LEFT. 74 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,865 WELL, THEN YOU WON'T MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK 75 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,409 AT YOUR SURVEILLANCE TAPES TO CONFIRM THAT. 76 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,119 YOU TOUCH OUR TAPES, AND THEY'LL BE 77 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:42,412 PULLING YOU OUT OF THAT HOLE NEXT. 78 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:43,955 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 79 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:45,665 BAG HIM UP AND MOVE HIM OUT, PEOPLE. 80 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,333 WE'RE DONE HERE. [ BOTH GRUNT ] 81 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,751 WHAT? YOU TOO? ICK! 82 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:49,836 LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. 83 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:51,296 I'M NOT INTERESTED, JUNIOR. 84 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,173 BUT THOSE WERE FOR UNCLE HATRED. 85 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:56,259 Henchman: IF WE COULD JUST GET YOUR DR. HANCOCK ON THESE, 86 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,469 WE'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR. 87 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,680 OH, NO, PLEASE, KEEP IT -- 88 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:03,182 COURTESY OF THE NEW GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT. 89 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:06,185 AND SHOULD YOU EVER HAVE ANY ISSUES WITH OUR SERVICE, 90 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:09,105 PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL OUR HELPFUL HATE-LINE. 91 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:10,857 [ CHUCKLES ] 92 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,609 BROCK, WHY ARE YOU WALKING LIKE THAT? 93 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,068 IS IT A SIDE EFFECT OF THE GOD GAS? 94 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,029 ARE YOU EXPERIENCING ANAL LEAKAGE? 95 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:19,115 I DON'T NEED ANOTHER OLESTRA ON MY HANDS. 96 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:19,115 NO, DOC, I -- MAYBE, ACTUALLY. 97 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:21,159 CHAIRMAN! OH, THERE YOU ARE. 98 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:24,704 THE GOOD SHIP VEN-TECH'S HIT A BIT OF A P.R. ICEBERG. 99 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:25,955 YE GOT TO SEE THIS. 100 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,957 [ MOANS ] 101 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,709 WHOA! IS THIS REAL LIFE? 102 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:32,587 Man: Y-YOU'RE OKAY, PALLY. IT'S JUST FROM THE GOD GAS. 103 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:35,048 [ SCREAMING ] 104 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,382 I FEEL FUNNY. 105 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,009 WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME? 106 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:39,969 THIS ONE CAN'T HOLD HIS GOD GAS! 108 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,763 LOOK AT HIM. 109 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,763 [ Scottish accent ] OH, HORRIBLE. 110 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,723 [ LAUGHTER ] OW! OH, MY HEAD. 111 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:44,933 -OH, MAN! -WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 112 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,059 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 113 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:48,144 OH, MY GOD! IS THAT FROM LAST NIGHT? 114 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:49,896 TAKE THAT DOWN! TAKE IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY! 115 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:52,315 NO WAY! WE GOT LIKE 80,000 HITS ALREADY. 116 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,192 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] WRONG -- 80,001! 117 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:57,904 OW! 118 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:57,904 WELL, I THINK YOU LOOK JUST ADORABLE. 119 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:00,323 [ RINGING CONTINUES ] 120 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:00,323 HEY -- HEY, BILLY, ARE YOU HUNGRY? 121 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,116 [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,116 MOM! 123 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,368 THEY'RE PICKING ON ME! 124 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:06,079 WILLIAM, THERE'S A NAZI HERE TO SEE YOU. 125 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,372 [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] 126 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,208 [ WHIRRING ] 127 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:13,503 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 128 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,546 [ WHIRRING STOPS ] 129 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,097 UH, M-MAYOR'S OFFICE? 130 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,098 WHAT THE "F"? 131 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:26,849 HEY, WHAT'S THIS ONE DO? 132 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,727 UH, BLUE MORPHO BACKSCRATCHER? 133 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,521 MM. OH, SWEET. 134 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,981 ALL RIGHT, CHECK IT OUT. 135 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,066 I SPENT ALL MORNING PUTTING TOGETHER A HANDY CHART 136 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:37,360 FOR EVERYONE CURRENTLY IN LINE TO ARCH VENTURE. 137 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,487 SO, WIDE WALE'S VENTURE'S PRIMARY, RIGHT? 138 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:42,156 BUT HE'S CEDED SUB-ARCHING RIGHTS TO THESE OTHER LEVEL 10's 139 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,492 THROUGH THE GUILD'S "FIENDS & FAMILY PLAN." 140 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,411 NOW, THEY, IN TURN, EACH HAVE TO -- 141 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,411 BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! 142 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,079 WHY AREN'T YOU USING THE BIG COMPUTER? 143 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,872 BECAUSE THIS NIXON-ERA FOSSIL'S 144 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,417 GOT LESS MEMORY THAN A SPEAK & SPELL! 145 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,586 AND THERE'S NO INTERNET BECAUSE THERE WAS NO INTERNET. 146 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:59,257 HMM, MIGHT NEED TO UPGRADE, THEN -- GET SOME NEW MORPHO, EH? 147 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,050 HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN ON DOING THIS? 148 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,469 TILL EVERY ONE OF THEM IS DEAD. 149 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,388 AW, DUDE, COME ON. THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY. 150 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,181 I AM NOT A MURDERER. 151 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,434 YOU WERE LAST NIGHT. 152 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,434 ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 153 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,894 DEAD MEN CAN'T ARCH -- OR RAT ON US. 154 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,062 HEY, SHOULD WE KILL MANOLO? 155 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,148 WHAT? DUDE! WH-WHY? 156 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,233 'CAUSE HE'S SEEN THE SECRET CAVE. 157 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:19,110 I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S PADDING HIS INVOICES. 158 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:20,695 HE DOES QUALITY WORK! 159 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:23,114 YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE QUALITY! -ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, FINE! 160 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,158 WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL WE GET THE MORPHO-MOBILE 161 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,743 OUT OF THE IMPOUND, ANYWAY. 162 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,453 [ CLEARS THROAT ] SO, KANO, 163 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:31,914 MY AMPLE ACCOMPLICE, TO THE MORPHO-SCOOTERS! 164 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:31,914 [ DRAMATIC NOTE PLAYS ] 165 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,249 OH, YEAH, THAT'S BRILLIANT. 166 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:34,876 THEN WE HAVE TO GO BACK FOR THOSE TOMORROW. 167 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,461 THEY'RE NOT GONNA FIT IN THE TRUNK, YOU KNOW? 168 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:39,297 ALL RIGHT, TO THE MORPHO-COPTER! 169 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:39,297 [ DRAMATIC NOTE PLAYS ] 170 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,381 NOPE, DON'T HAVE ONE. 171 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,550 EH, DAMN IT! WHAT DO WE GOT FOR THIS? 172 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,302 MetroCards. 173 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:46,387 Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: THE QUIZBOY CLAIMS 174 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:49,390 VENTURE AND BROCK WERE PRESENT WHEN HARANGUETAN WAS MURDERED, 175 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,768 BUT HE WAS REALLY FOGGY ON THE DETAILS. 176 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,312 NOT SURPRISING, CONSIDERING THE BOY WAS HIPPY-FLIPPING 177 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:56,230 ON DOC VENTURE'S GOOD TIME GOOF GAS. 178 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:57,774 HE SAID THE KILLER WAS 179 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,902 A "HANDSOME MASKED AVENGER, RESPLENDENT IN BLUE." 180 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:03,279 THE BLUE SOMETHING -- BLUE "MORPHO." 181 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:04,614 NAME RING A BELL? 182 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,240 ONLY FUNERAL BELLS. 183 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,534 THE BLUE MORPHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR DECADES. 184 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,287 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE EXPLANATION! 185 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,288 -GHOST NINJA! -TIME TUNNEL! 186 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,457 THERE IS A NEW BLUE MORPHO. 187 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,251 THAT, OR THE LAD COULD'VE BEEN HALLUCINATIN'. 188 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,003 YEAH, OR JUST STRAIGHT UP LYIN'! 189 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,631 WELL, YES, THOSE COULD ALSO WORK. 190 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,966 WELL, IF I COULD JUST GET A HOLD OF VENTURE'S SURVEILLANCE TAPES, 191 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,760 WE'D KNOW FOR SURE, BUT HE WON'T BUDGE. 192 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,721 THINK I MIGHT CAN HELP YOU OUT THERE, COUNCILWOMAN. 193 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,181 WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE HIS MIND? 194 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:32,892 LET'S JUST SAY I LEFT A FEW BUGS 195 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:35,478 IN HIS PLACE LAST TIME I PAID A VISIT. 196 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:39,023 THE VENTURES CAN'T HIDE NOTHIN' FROM OLD WIDE WALE. 197 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,943 ALL RIGHT, E-MAIL ME IF YOU FIND ANYTHING, COUNCILMAN. 198 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,945 IN THE MEANTIME, I HAVE TO BREAK THE NEWS 199 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:45,863 TO THE WIDOW HARANGUETAN. 200 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:50,868 WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME WE COULD JUST HOLOGRAM IN? 201 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,912 [ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ] 202 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,250 [ SIGHS ] 203 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,669 SIGH. YEAH, THESE ARE NEVER EASY. 204 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,088 THE BEREAVED CAN OFTEN BECOME VOLATILE -- 205 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:03,673 LOTS OF "BLAME THE MESSENGER." 206 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,883 OHH, REMEMBER MAN GRENADE'S WIDOW? 207 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,678 YES, OH, I STILL CAN'T GO THROUGH METAL DETECTORS. 208 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,805 MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD WAIT IN THE CAR. 209 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:12,682 [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ] 210 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,142 UGH. 211 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,309 [ Scottish accent ] WE'RE ALL PAID UP. 212 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,645 -PARDON? -OUR DUES -- WE'RE PAID UP. 213 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:18,896 YOU'RE FROM THE GUILD, AIN'T YA? 214 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,273 Y-YES, BUT I'M -- I'M NOT HERE 215 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:21,941 ABOUT YOUR DUES, MRS. HARANGUETAN. 216 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:22,942 BATTLEAXE. 217 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,402 -S-SORRY. -IT'S ME NAME. 218 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:27,071 TAKE ENOUGH SHIT FROM THAT NO-ACCOUNT HUSBAND -- 219 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,322 I'LL NOT TAKE HIS NAME, AS WELL. 220 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,242 OH, UH, OKAY, UM, ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND -- 221 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:33,119 WHATEVER HE'S DONE, I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' 'BOUT IT. 222 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:34,370 AIN'T SEEN HIDE NOR HAIR 223 00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:36,497 OF THE WORTHLESS BASTARD SINCE TUESDAY LAST. 224 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,874 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] MRS. HARANGUETAN -- 225 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:41,294 B-BATTLEAXE, YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD. 226 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:44,505 [ Crying ] OH, NO, OH, NO! 227 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,465 NOT ME RONNIE! 228 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:49,343 OOH, NOT ME SWEETHEART! 229 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,095 SAY IT AIN'T SO. -A DRINK ON THE HOUSE! 230 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,138 TO HARANGUETAN! 231 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,264 All: [ Slurring ] HARANGUETAN! 232 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:54,765 FUCK OFF, THE LOT OF YOUS. 233 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:57,935 THE, UM, COUNCIL WOULD LIKE 234 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:01,814 TO EXPRESS ITS SINCEREST... APOLOGIES. 235 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:01,814 WHO DONE HIM IN? 236 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,358 WE DON'T KNOW YET, BUT I ASSURE YOU THE COUNCIL IS D-- 237 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,319 I HAVE NO USE FOR YOUR BLOODY ASSURANCES, 238 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:08,112 SO KINDLY LEAVE US THE KEYS 239 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,448 TO THE HARANGUETANK AND BE ON YOUR WAY. 240 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,326 HIS WHAT? 241 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,326 HARANGUETANK! HIS BATTLE VAN, WHAT'D YA THINK? 242 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:14,702 NEVER ARCHES WITHOUT IT. 243 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:17,330 THERE WASN'T ANY -- WE DIDN'T EVEN FIND -- 244 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:19,290 WELL, YOU'D BETTER BLOODY WELL FIND IT, THEN. 245 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:20,750 WHAT DO I PAY ME BLOODY DUES FOR? 246 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,252 [ SOBBING ] 247 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,338 IT'S ALL I'VE LEFT OF HIM. 248 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:27,673 SURE, HIS BREATH WAS CRAP, AND HE BEAT ME 249 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,468 WHEN HE WAS IN HIS CUPS, BUT I LOVED HIM! 250 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:33,095 AND HE LOVED THAT HARANGUETANK. 251 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,765 [ SIGHS ] I'LL -- I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 252 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:39,393 "ALL GREAT THINGS MUST FIRST WEAR 253 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:42,813 TERRIFYING AND MONSTROUS MASKS IN ORDER 254 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:46,776 TO INSCRIBE THEMSELVES ON THE HEARTS OF HUMANITY." 255 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:49,278 WHO SAID THAT? ANYONE? 256 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,822 THINK, MY CHILDREN. 257 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,367 NO NEED TO ANSWER AT ONCE. [ CHUCKLES ] 258 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,868 NO MATTER. 259 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,412 PHILOSOPHY IS NOT ABOUT THE ROTE MEMORIZATION 260 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,789 AND REGURGITATION OF FACTS. 261 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,124 IT IS ABOUT -- [ DEVICE BEEPS ] 262 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,294 [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ] 263 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,296 WELL, THAT WILL BE ALL FOR TODAY, 264 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,674 MY EAGER, YOUNG SMALL BRAINS. 265 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,467 PLEASE LEAVE YOUR PAPERS ON MY DESK 266 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,511 AS YOU WANDER OFF TO YOUR UNEXAMINED LIVES 267 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:16,055 OF GRAVITY BONGS, CEASELESS TWEETS, 268 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,516 AND DATE RAPERY. 269 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,393 MR. VENTURE, A MOMENT, PLEASE. 270 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,562 [ CLEARS THROAT ] UM, YES, SIR? PROFESSOR NIDABA? 271 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:23,938 I'VE READ YOUR PAPER. 272 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,982 WH-WHEN? I JUST PUT IT ON THE -- 273 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,982 JUST NOW. 274 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,608 IN ADDITION TO THE MULTIPLE DOCTORATES I HOLD 275 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,069 FROM STANFORD, CAMBRIDGE, THE SORBONNE, ET ALIA, 276 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:32,446 I AM IN POSSESSION OF A CERTIFICATE OF COMPLETION 277 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,864 FROM THE EVELYN WOOD PROGRAM. 278 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,034 THE POINT IS YOUR PAPER IS TRULY TERRIBLE. 279 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,412 -OH, UH, BUT -- -MR. VENTURE, YOU ARE ONE 280 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,580 OF MY BRIGHTEST PUPILS THIS SEMESTER, 281 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,375 BUT YOU SEEM... DISTRACTED. 282 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:45,835 IS THERE TROUBLE AT HOME? 283 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,336 WELL, A-A GUY BROKE IN 284 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,380 WITH A METAL WHALE MONSTER THE OTHER DAY, 285 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,257 AND THEN SOME "YELLY" GUY BROKE IN LAST NIGHT. 286 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,550 BUT, WELL, HE DIED. 287 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,677 AS I SUSPECTED, THE SOOT ON YOUR RIGHT SHOE -- 288 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,264 INDUSTRIAL CONCRETE OF A GRADE USED IN SKYSCRAPERS 289 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,266 WITH TRACE AMOUNTS OF CARRARA MARBLE -- 290 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:01,475 INDISPUTABLE EVIDENCE 291 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,686 OF A WHALE-SIZED HOLE IN YOUR LOBBY. 292 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,523 WOW, GOOD EYE. 293 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,523 FURTHERMORE, YOUR CLOTHING BEARS A FAINT ODOR OF ANTISEPTIC. 294 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,525 YOU VISITED A HOSPITAL THIS MORNING. 295 00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:11,485 A THIN RESIDUE OF POLLEN ON YOUR LEFT CUFF 296 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,112 TELLS ME YOU BROUGHT FLOWERS. 297 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,905 WHOA, THAT'S AMAZING! 298 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,783 I MERELY INTERPRET THE DATA, AND THE DATA TELLS ME 299 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,370 THAT YOUR CHAOTIC HOME LIFE IS A DISTRACTION FROM YOUR STUDIES. 300 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,622 I SUGGEST YOU AVOID YOUR DOMICILE ALTOGETHER 301 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,583 THIS EVENING, SAY, BETWEEN THE HOURS 302 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,835 OF 9:00 AND 10:30 P.M. -- 303 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:31,589 THAT YOU MIGHT BETTER FOCUS, EH, FOR TOMORROW'S EXAM. 304 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:34,050 O-OH, W-WELL, OKAY, DR. NIDABA. 305 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,301 THANK YOU. 306 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,178 I'LL SURE TAKE ALL YOUR ADVICE. 307 00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:39,013 MM, EXCELLENT. 308 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:41,599 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 309 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:45,978 "ALL GREAT THINGS MUST FIRST WEAR 310 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,898 TERRIFYING AND MONSTROUS MASKS." 311 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,149 [ CHUCKLES ] 312 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,568 NIETZSCHE. IT WAS FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE. 313 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:54,695 HOW DID THEY NOT KNOW THAT? 314 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,741 Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS 315 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,242 I'VE LOCATED YOUR, UM, HARANGUETANK. 316 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,242 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 317 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,328 YOU'VE HAD ABOUT 50 UNPAID TICKETS ON THE THING, 318 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,871 SO THE NYPD TOWED IT. 319 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,706 -SO THAT'S IT, THEN? -YEAH, THAT'S IT. 320 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:09,251 YOU JUST GO DOWN TO THE IMPOUND, PAY THE FINE, DRIVE IT HOME. 321 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:09,251 [ SOBBING ] 322 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:13,339 ONCE AGAIN, THE GUILD WISHES TO EXPRESS ITS MOST SINCERE C-- 323 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,174 ARE -- ARE YOU OKAY? 324 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:18,052 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE DRIVING 325 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,262 IN ME STATE OF EMOTIONS. 326 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:24,350 OH, UH, DO YOU NEED ME TO GO WITH YOU? 327 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:25,518 OOH, WOULD YOU? 328 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:26,936 OH, YOU'RE A STAR. 329 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,979 LET ME JUST GO PUT ME FACE ON. [ LAUGHS ] 330 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,649 [ SIGHS ] [ BAR DOOR SWINGS OPEN ] 331 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,984 [ COMPUTER BEEPS ] 332 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,779 [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] 333 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:37,697 MM. 334 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,615 [ BEEPS ] 335 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,492 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 336 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:44,078 ALL RIGHT, POSHNA, I'M READY. 337 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:47,540 LET'S GO GET US A HARANGUETANK! 338 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:51,877 CAN I HELP YOU? 339 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,547 YES, YOU HAVE MY CAR. 340 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,132 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. 341 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,384 BUT OF COURSE. HERE'S MY LICENSE! 342 00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,969 -OH! -AND HERE'S MY REGISTRATION! 343 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:03,264 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 344 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:06,225 [ BUZZER ] 345 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:06,225 OH. 346 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,310 ATTACK! 347 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,521 Pirate Captain: NAH, NAH, NAH, MS. WARRINGTON. 348 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,356 UH, THIS WHOLE GOD GAS BUSINESS 349 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,650 HAS BEEN BLOWN WAY OUT OF PROPORTION. 350 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:18,487 BUT, PIRATE CAPTAIN, THE VIDEO IS CLEAR PROOF 351 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,949 THAT VENTURE TECHNO-INDUSTRIES IS ENGAGING IN ILLEGAL 352 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:25,536 AND UNETHICAL MIND-CONTROL EXPERIMENTS ON HUMAN SUBJECTS. 353 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:28,080 NO, NO, NO, T'WAS A PRIVATE JOKE VIDEO MADE 354 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,500 BY A COUPLE OF EXTREMELY LOW-LEVEL EMPLOYEES 355 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,627 IN ONE OF OUR WEE SUBDIVISIONS. 356 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:38,007 FOR THE RECORD, VEN-TECH IS NOT WORKING ON NO GOD GAS. 357 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,758 Dr. Venture: WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED 358 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,595 YOUR $200 MILLION CHEESEBURGER, 359 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:45,931 BECAUSE OUR STOCK DROPPED 50 POINTS TODAY! 360 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,559 MY FAULT? HOW IS IT MY FAULT? 361 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,269 WHAT? WHO'S THAT? WHITE? 362 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,062 TELL HIM NO, WE ARE NOT TAKING GOD GAS 363 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,522 TO THE SCIENCE NOW CONFERENCE. 364 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,774 [ POWERING UP ] 365 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,484 BILLY, I'LL CALL YA BACK. 366 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,110 - PIRATE CAPTAIN, THE -- - WHAT? LET ME FINISH! 367 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,154 [ EXPLOSION ] 368 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,154 NOW, NO, I'VE BEEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT. 369 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,572 [ ALARM BLARING ] BUT PIRATE CAPTAIN -- 370 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:02,781 WELL, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A CHANCE TO... 371 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,409 [ SIGHS ] WHERE THE HELL IS IT? 372 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,369 HE SAID IT'D BE HERE. -I DON'T KNOW. HANG ON! 373 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,787 I'M GONNA CHECK THE NEXT AISLE. 374 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,539 I THINK I SEE SOMETHING BLUE. -HURRY UP! 375 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,875 THE POISON IN THOSE DARTS IS FROM THE '70s. 376 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:16,086 IF IT DIDN'T KILL HIM, THE GUARD MIGHT WAKE UP ANY MINUTE FEELING GROOVY! 377 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,796 [ GROANS ] 378 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,089 AH! 379 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,424 WHAT THE... 380 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,884 OH, OH, LADY! [ WAR CRIES ] 381 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,344 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 382 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,887 ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS PAY THE TICKET! 383 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,723 I HATE FUCKING COPPERS. 384 00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:28,891 [ GAGGING, COUGHING ] 385 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,685 GREETINGS, DR. VENTURE. 386 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,896 I AM THINK TANK, 387 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,315 AND I WILL BE YOUR NEMESIS THIS EVENING. 388 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:39,109 UH...BROCK? 389 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,569 I KNOW, DOC, I'M ON IT. 390 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,696 JUST GET TO THE PANIC ROOM, STAT. 391 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,741 UH, NOT REALLY AN OPTION. 392 00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,868 SIT, DR. VENTURE. PLEASE. 393 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,080 I DO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RATHER THEATRICAL ENTRANCE, 394 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,875 BUT I FIND A BOLD OPENING ALWAYS MAKES FOR A MORE SPIRITED GAME. 395 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:58,712 AND I INTEND TO ENJOY OURS TO THE FULLEST. 396 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,340 THE GUILD HAS OF LATE SEEN FIT TO MISMATCH ME 397 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,842 AGAINST A PROCESSION OF MUSCLE-BOUND SUBHUMANS 398 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,805 AND CAPED HALF-WITS, BUT IN YOU, MY GOOD DOCTOR, 399 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:10,933 I FINALLY HAVE AN ADVERSARY WORTHY 400 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:14,144 OF MY PRODIGIOUS INTELLECT. 401 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,564 SO, SHALL WE MATCH WITS? 402 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:17,648 WHAT? OH. 403 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:18,857 [ CHUCKLES ] I DON'T REALLY PLAY. 404 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,234 OH, YOU -- YOU DON'T? 405 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,694 MORE OF A PARCHEESI MAN. 406 00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,654 GOT ONE OF THOSE IN YOUR LITTLE GLOVE BOX? 407 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,114 OH. OH, DEAR. 408 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,658 I CAN'T SAY THIS ISN'T A DISAPPOINTMENT. 409 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:28,784 I HAD THIS WHOLE THING PLANNED. 410 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:29,952 LOOK, COULD WE MOVE THIS ALONG? 411 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,662 I'VE ALREADY BEEN ARCHED TWICE THIS WEEK, 412 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,247 AND, FRANKLY, IT'S GETTING OLD. 413 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,873 WHAT DO YOU WANT? -AH. 414 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,543 WHAT DOES ANY MAN WANT, DR. VENTURE? 415 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,170 NIETZSCHE ONCE WROTE, "THE TRUE MAN WANTS DAN--" 416 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,089 OH, JESUS, ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT. 417 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,465 [ Dialing ] 418 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,134 WHO -- WHO ARE YOU CALLING? 419 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,802 GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT. 420 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:49,597 UH, YES, HI. THIS IS DR. THADDEUS S. VENTURE. 421 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,473 I'D LIKE TO REGISTER A COMPLAINT. 422 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,142 AH, YOU WANT CUSTOMER SERVICE. 423 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,311 PLEASE HOLD WHILE I CONNECT YOU. 424 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,813 CUSTOMER SERVICE. DEBBIE SPEAKING. 425 00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,315 WHA-- OH, HI, DEBBIE? 426 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,609 THIS IS DR. THADDEUS S. VENTURE. 427 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,609 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 428 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,944 I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH A NEW ARCH YOU SENT ME. 429 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,944 AH, HERE COMES YOUR KNIGHT. 430 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,655 SO IT'S TO BE THE KING'S INDIAN DEFENSE, IS IT? 431 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,449 AND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T PLAY. 432 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,412 HMM? 433 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,747 [ WAR CRIES ] 434 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,373 HMM. 435 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,500 [ GRUNTING ] THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. 436 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,419 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANY WORK DONE AROUND HERE 437 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,754 WHEN THESE CLOWNS KEEPS SHOWING UP? 438 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,006 AND THIS NEW ONE, HE'S A TALKER. 439 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,383 WELL, WE'RE VERY SORRY TO HEAR YOU'RE DISSATISFIED 440 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,135 WITH YOUR SERVICE, DR. VENTURE. 441 00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,470 WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING WHILE 442 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,388 I PULL UP THE DETAILS OF YOUR ACCOUNT? 443 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,307 UH -- 444 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,307 [ Electronic lounge music plays ] 445 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,558 [ SIGHS ] 446 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,809 [ CLINKING ] 447 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,979 -OH! OH. OH, GOD. -NO, STILL SMELLS OF HIM. 448 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,940 [ CHUCKLES ] WHISKEY, CHEAP CHINESE CIGARETTES, 449 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,609 AND THE SWEAT OF A MAN 450 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,944 WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN PART APE. 451 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,738 THIS IS THE HARANGUETANK? 452 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,865 AYE, HOME SWEET HOME. 453 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,659 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? WHISKEY? 454 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,410 NO, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GO. 455 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,579 WAIT, YOU LIVE IN THIS THING? -AAH! OW! 456 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,955 [ RUSTLING ] WHAT WAS THAT? 457 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,290 [ GASPS ] PARKIES ON PATROL! 458 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,459 [ GROANS ] OWIE. 459 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,586 PSST! QUIT SCREWING AROUND! 460 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,796 FOUND IT. 461 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,881 [ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ] 462 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,091 Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: YOU?! 463 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,051 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 464 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,761 [ WHIMPERS ] 465 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,888 WAIT HERE. 466 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:15,974 HA! TOO SLOW THAT TIME, STINK TANK. 467 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,812 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED STALEMATE. 468 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,021 NO, WE DO NOT. 469 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,815 YOUR POSITION IS UNTENABLE, MR. SAMSON. 470 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,192 I NEED ONLY TO INCREASE MY FORCE FIELD'S POWER 471 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,069 TO SEVER YOUR BRACHIAL ARTERY. 472 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,446 YEAH? THEN YOU'D BE DROWNING IN MY BLOOD. 473 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,323 HA! NOW WHO'S UNTENABLE? 474 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,909 I HAVE A HIGH-VELOCITY CANNON POINTED AT YOUR CHEST. 475 00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:36,078 I COULD DODGE IT. 476 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,955 [ Electronic lounge music plays ] 477 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,665 COME ON, COME ON. 478 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,375 HENCHMAN: Sorry to keep you waiting. 479 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,876 OH, THANK GOD. LOOK, I'VE BEEN -- 480 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,421 Did you now you can now pay your guild dues online? 481 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,839 -DAMN IT TO HELL! -Simply log in... 482 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,592 -OH. -SO, WHAT? 483 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,137 YOU'RE STALKING ME NOW? -WHA-- WHAT? NO. 484 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,680 -DUDE, I'M JUST -- -RELAX. 485 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,390 I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 486 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,935 HEY, SO, [SIGHS] SORRY IF I WAS WEIRD THIS MORNING. 487 00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:01,854 IT'S COOL. I THINK THIS MAKES US EVEN. 488 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,939 I'M JUST NOT ONE FOR PILLOW TALK, YOU KNOW? 489 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,692 I-I'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW, WHAT, 490 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,778 WITH MY CAREER, MY ALTER EGO, MY ALTER EGO'S CAREER -- 491 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,448 YEAH, I KIND OF GOT A LOT GOING ON MYSELF RIGHT NOW. 492 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,783 THAT THINK TANK GUY JUST -- -WHOA, WHOA, THINK TANK? 493 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,660 OH, DO NOT EVEN TELL ME 494 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:20,664 THAT POMPOUS SON OF A GORGON IS MESSING WITH MY MAN. 495 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:25,878 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BLUE MORPHO! 496 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,047 COME ON OUT, COWARD! 497 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,506 SHOW YOURSELF! 498 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,092 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 499 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,679 Battleaxe: OHH, FLAMIN' NORA, WHAT'S KEEPIN' THE WOMAN? 500 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,015 [ GULPS ] 501 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:43,520 WELL, POSH PATTIE WON'T MIND IF WE JUST CHECK OUR E-MAILS. 502 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,106 WHAT'S THIS, THEN? [ GASPS ] 503 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:50,486 [ Crying ] OH, THERE YOU ARE, ME BIG STRAPPIN' HUSBAND. 504 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,363 [ Normal voice ] OOH, LOOK AT HOW HANDSOME YOU ARE IN YOUR LEATHERS. 505 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,824 Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. 506 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,034 DO YOU HEAR ME? 507 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,368 -What is your wife doing here? -HELLO? 508 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,954 I do not know. 509 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,581 I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 510 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,374 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO HIDE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED 511 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,794 A PLACE WITH YOUR BIG FUCKING FACE ON IT. 512 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,086 She kind of has a point. 513 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,588 Shut up and get us out of here. 514 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,964 [ ENGINE STARTS ] 515 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,674 NICE TRY, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET 516 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,676 VERY FAR WITH THAT BOOT ON YOUR CAR. 517 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,096 NOW COME OUT OF THERE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. 518 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,349 Battleaxe: OOH! [ GASPS ] 519 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,768 OH, I CAN'T WATCH! [ CRYING ] 520 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,937 DO YOU HEAR ME? I'M NOT FUCKING WITH YOU! 521 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,105 YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS. 522 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,192 HOLD ON A TICK. 523 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,193 ONE... 524 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,444 [ BOTH WHIMPERING ] 525 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,114 Battleaxe: OH, YOU... 526 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,032 ...TWO... 527 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:40,410 OOH, YOU'RE A SLY ONE. 528 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,412 ...THREE. [ BULLET RICOCHETS ] 529 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,622 -AAH! -OH! OH! 530 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,125 OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD! WHAT'S HAPPENING? 531 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,004 -WHAT? OH, OH! HEY! -AAH! 532 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,219 [ ENGINE STARTS ] 533 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,012 Battleaxe: VENTURE! [ TIRES SCREECH ] 534 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,810 Henchman: OKAY, DR. VENTURE, 535 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,062 NOW I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU YOUR CASE NUMBER. 536 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:10,065 YOU WILL NEED TO KEEP IT HANDY IN CASE WE GET DISCONNECTED. 537 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,400 Do you have a pen? 538 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,484 UH, YEAH, HANG ON. 539 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,236 -G-O-F-6-2-2. -HANG -- HANG ON. 540 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,988 OH, COME ON. 541 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,155 -[ CHUCKLES ] -SUCKER. 542 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,032 FOLLOW THAT BLUE... MORPHO MOBILE. 543 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,244 [ ENGINE STARTS, TIRES SQUEAL ] 544 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,245 UH, HELLO? 545 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,746 [ GROANS ] 546 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,582 ALL RIGHT, THINK GUY. 547 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,917 IF YOU'RE SUCH A SUPER GENIUS, CAN YOU THINK OF A WAY 548 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,336 TO GET CHEAP PEN OUT OF EXPENSIVE SPEEDSUIT? 549 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,546 [ METAL CLANGS ] 550 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,590 AH, DIDN'T SEE THAT MOVE COMING, DID YOU? 551 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,259 WE CALL THAT AN "IN YOUR FACE CHECKMATE." 552 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,012 WELL, I CALL IT AN "UNSANCTIONED TEAM-UP." 553 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,014 [ GRUNTS ] THE GUILD WILL HEAR OF THIS. 554 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,765 YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 555 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,142 [ GRUNTS ] 556 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,895 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE THIS UNSANCTIONED TEAM-UP 557 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,272 BACK TO MY PLACE AND MAKE IT OFFICIAL? 558 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,942 ALL RIGHT, BUT, UH, NO BUTT STUFF THIS TIME, OKAY? 559 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,028 I LIKED IT! 560 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:58,655 MAY I GO? 561 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,116 Henchman: OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE! 562 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,116 Monarch: AH! YES! GOD! 563 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,118 AMAZING! 564 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,954 [ LAUGHS ] I LOVE YOU, DADDY! MWAH! 565 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,624 HEY, WE SHOULD TOTALLY SWING OVER THE VENTURE BUILDING! 566 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,792 WHAT? NO! WE'RE NOT GONNA SWING ANYWHERE! 567 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,127 WE'RE GONNA BRING THIS THING HOME! 568 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,921 COME ON! JUST A QUICK FLY-BY! 569 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,672 I WANT TO TAKE A DUMP IN HIS POOL. 570 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,382 BE LIKE OLD TIMES. 571 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,135 THAT SKEEVY LITTLE BASTARD! 572 00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:22,137 STAY ON HIM. IT'S A STRAIGHTAWAY. 573 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,931 HE'S TURNING! 574 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,015 OH, MY GOD. 575 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,892 IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S HEADED FOR... 576 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,394 [ MONARCH LAUGHS CRAZILY ] 577 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,812 [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] 578 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,067 Battleaxe: OHH, DON'T YOU WORRY, RONNIE. 579 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,861 YOUR OLD BATTLEAXE WILL AVENGE YA, DARLIN'. 580 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:43,867 PREPARE FOR BATTLE, VENTURE, 'CAUSE HERE COMES THE AXE! 581 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:47,079 WHOA, WHAT'S THAT UP IN THE ROAD -- A HEAD? 582 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,873 -TAXI? -DR. NIDABA? 583 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,416 WHAT'S HE DOING AT OUR HOUSE? 584 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,919 WAITING FOR ALL THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN? 585 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,671 [ HORN BLARING ] WHOA! 586 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,130 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 587 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,840 Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! 588 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,759 WATCH! -AHH, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! 589 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,260 CURSE O' THE BLUE JESUS! 590 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,012 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 591 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:09,017 WHOA! 592 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,103 -HUH? [ GROANS ] -[ SCREAMING ] 593 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,816 OH, FOR -- NOW WHAT? 594 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,318 [ METAL CLANGS ] 595 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,112 [ FILM NOIR MUSIC PLAYS ] 596 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,160 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 597 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,232 [ SIGHS ] 598 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,526 [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ] 599 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,570 [ FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS ] 600 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:04,448 SOMEONE HAD A VERY BUSY DAY. 601 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,742 AH, THE VESTIBULE LOOKS GREAT, HONEY. 602 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,577 YEAH, IT'S, UH, STARTING TO LOOK 603 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,246 LIKE A REAL HOME NOW, HUH, HONEY? 604 00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,331 AW, I'M S-- I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS MORNING. 605 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,418 I GUESS IT'S THE STRESS OF THE JOB AND THE HOME AND ALL THIS -- 606 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,296 -OH, NO, IT'S -- -YOU ARE NOT THE ENEMY, SWEETIE. 607 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,339 -[ SMOOCHES ] -[ SIGHS ] 608 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,801 I KNOW WHO MY ENEMY IS. 609 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,845 [ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 610 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,346 [ INDISTINCT SPEAKING ] 611 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,390 CHIRP, YOU SLUT.