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[ WATER DROPPING ]
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[ CHAINS CLANGING ]
OHH!
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WHAT'S...?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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NO! NO!
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LET ME OUT OF HERE!
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COME ON!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
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I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
YOU HEAR ME?!
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COME ON!
WHERE ARE YOU?!
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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YOU WANT MONEY?
I HAVE MONEY.
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TELL ME!
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YOU -- YOU ALIVE?
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HEY. HEY! YOU ALIVE?!
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[ GROANS ] SHUT UP. GEEZ.
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WHAT ARE YOU
SCREAMING ABOUT?
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DUDE! I'M CHAINED TO A URINAL
WITH A STACK OF BODIES!
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HEY, DID YOU TAKE
MY PANTS?
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ME?! ARE YOU INSANE?!
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I'M CHAINED HERE,
YOU IDIOT!
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OH, WH-- HEY, SO AM I.
WHAT THE --
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PANTS!
I WANT SOME PANTS!
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LET US OUT OF HERE!
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HELP!
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HELP!
I'M CHAINED TO A TOILET
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WITH A LUNATIC
IN HIS UNDERPANTS!
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HELP! NO!
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NO! I'M NOT THE LUNATIC!
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HELP WITH PANTS!
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♪♪
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HEY, WHO WAS ON THE PHONE?
MY WIFE.
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I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS
AND SOME BAD NEWS.
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ALL RIGHT, BAD NEWS.
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MY MARRIAGE
IS FALLING APART,
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AND I'VE BEEN
MASTURBATING TO HENTAI
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BECAUSE I'M LONELY AND UNABLE
TO CONNECT WITH REAL PEOPLE.
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OHH, GOD.
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GROSS.
WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?
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AH, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT
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MY WIFE AND THE ENTIRE
GUILD COUNCIL
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ARE IN SEQUESTER.
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SO, KANO, MY FAITHFUL
BODYGUARD AND CHAUFFEUR,
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WHO IS OUR NEXT VICTIM?
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OHH. IT'S TOO MUCH.
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THE WANDERING SPIDER?
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UH, THOSE DARTS
HAD NEUROTOXIN IN THEM.
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I HAD A WEEK OF PRIAPISM,
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AND I STILL
CAN'T FEEL MY TOES.
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DUDE, WE HAVE
TWO MORE TO GO. TWO!
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AND THEN WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE
ARCHING VENTURE.
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RED DEATH.
RED FUCKING DEATH.
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HE'S NEXT.
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ARCHES ONCE A YEAR,
LEAVES A BODY COUNT...
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[ SCOFFS ]
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...NO WAY.
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RED DEATH.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO SCARED?
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PUSHOVER --
HE'S LIKE 80.
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UM,
PROFESSOR STERLING SMART --
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VAPORIZED ALONG
WITH A PERSONAL ARMY
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OF LIKE 50 SUPER SOLDIERS.
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VAPORIZED. LOOK IT UP.
I WILL LOOK IT UP.
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POOF. GONE. LOOK IT UP.
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I'LL -- YEAH,
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
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LOOK IT UP.
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OKAY! FINE!
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I'LL DEAL WITH RED DEATH
ALONE.
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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♪♪
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Dr. Girlfriend:
"DO YOU MIND IF I SIT HERE?
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MY DOGS ARE BARKING
IN THESE NEW SHOES."
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"LIGHTER?
I USE MATCHES. I'M SORRY."
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"THEY'RE NEW AND MADE OF
LEATHER."
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WAIT, WH--
WHICH ONE ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M DOING
THE SMOKING ONE.
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I SENT YOU A NEW CODE
IN THE E-MAIL.
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LOOK, WHATEVER.
DO YOU ACCEPT OUR OFFER?
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CAN WE RELY ON YOU?
THE OFFER'S FAIR.
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OFF THE RECORD, THE O.S.I.
WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR STING.
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THE REST
IS UP TO YOUR DECOY.
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YOU GUARANTEE
THE VENTURE'S SAFETY?
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100% GUARANTEED.
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WE'VE ASCERTAINED THAT
THE BLUE MORPHO'S NEXT TARGET
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IS RED DEATH.
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HE'S THE MOST
PROFESSIONAL VILLAIN
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STILL IN THE GAME.
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RED DEATH.
THE MAN IS A LEGEND.
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GOOD TO HEAR
THAT OLD SON OF A BUCK
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IS STILL PLAYING HARDBALL.
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Phantom Limb:
"DO YOU MIND IF I SIT HERE?
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MY DOGS ARE BARKING
IN THESE NEW SHOES."
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AH, GIVE ME A BREAK, LIMB.
JUST SIT DOWN.
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AND, UH, NICE HAT.
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YEAH, SAME THING.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
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I JUST WOKE UP HERE.
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WELL, THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOME REASON.
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[ GRUNTS ]
DUDE, CAN YOU REACH THAT PIPE?
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THIS IS STARTING
TO WIGGLE.
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YEAH, HERE.
WHAT THE HELL?
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WHY IS YOUR CHAIN
WAY LONGER THAN MINE?
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WHO CARES
WHOSE IS LONGER?
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WHAT IS THIS?
8th GRADE GYM CLASS?
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NO, IT'S JUST WEIRD.
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OKAY, W-WHATEVER.
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HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND.
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AAH! OHH!
SORRY! SORRY!
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RIGHT ON THE KNUCKLE!
THIS IS BAD ENOUGH.
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NICELY DONE!
AND THAT MAKES IT WORSE.
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I'M SO SORRY.
AH, IT KILLS!
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HERE. PULL MY FINGER.
[ GRUNTS ]
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SERIOUSLY? A FART JOKE?
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NO, YOU MORON.
IT'S DISLOCATED.
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JUST PULL IT.
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OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
UM, I'M SORRY.
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UM. UH...
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[ CRACKS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
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AHH. [ FARTS ]
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DID -- DID YOU JUST
DO THAT?
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[ CHILDREN PLAYING ]
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,
LAUGHTER ]
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WHICH ONE IS YOURS?
LILA.
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THAT LITTLE RAGAMUFFIN
IN THE RAIN BOOTS.
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SHE WON'T TAKE THOSE OFF,
YOU KNOW.
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NOT SINCE I READ HER
"PADDINGTON BEAR."
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NOW IT'S ALL RAIN BOOTS
AND MARMALADE SANDWICHES
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FOR THAT ONE.
SHE'S, UH...ADORABLE.
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YEAH, SHE'S GOT A LOT
OF HER OLD MAN.
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I CAN'T HELP BUT SEE MYSELF
IN HER A LITTLE.
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SHE SURE DOES.
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YEAH, SHE REALLY LOOKS LIKE
SHE DOES HAVE THAT --
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ARE YOU BABYSITTING?
HUH, WHAT?
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OH, YOU KNOW, I...
TAKE CARE OF A LOT OF THINGS --
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MANY THINGS.
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YOU DON'T HAVE A CHILD,
MR. MONARCH.
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SO I FIGURED.
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YOU -- YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
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WHAT -- YOU'VE HEARD
OF THE MIGHTY MONARCH?
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OH, OF COURSE.
BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK.
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THAT MARIONETTE THING
YOU MADE FOR RUSTY VENTURE?
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WONDERFUL.
WOW, I-I'M FLATTERED.
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I...
RED DEATH KNOWS MY WORK.
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I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE --
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THAT'S MY BUSINESS.
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BUT WE'RE NOT AT THE OFFICE
RIGHT NOW, YOU SEE.
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AND THAT'S THE SECRET.
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YOU GOT TO SEPARATE YOUR WORK
FROM YOUR LIFE.
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IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE
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ONCE YOU START LIVING
AS YOUR CHARACTER.
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THE OBSESSION STARTS,
THE DARKNESS --
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A MAN CAN DO TERRIBLE THINGS
WHEN HE'S LOST HIS WAY.
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TERRIBLE THINGS.
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[ DOOR OPENS,
CAR HORNS BLARING ]
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OH, STOP! HEY!
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UH, NO!
STOP RIGHT THERE!
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OH-HO, THIS IS --
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I AM COMPLETELY
NOT PREPARED FOR THIS.
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PLEASE, STOP!
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WHY DOESN'T THIS LOBBY HAVE
A SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON?
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THIS IS MADNESS!
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HOW'S IT HANGING,
TOUGH GUY?
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GAH!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
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REEL IT IN, HATRED.
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THIS IS A COVERT
MILITARY ACTION.
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LOCK THIS PLACE UP,
TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF,
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AND, UH, WATCH WHERE YOU POINT
THAT FLASHLIGHT.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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WHAT THE HELL?!
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I SAID WE WERE HAVING SUPPER
AT 4:00!
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AND IT'S 4:30!
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WHAT IS IT,
THANKSGIVING OR SOMETHING?!
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WHO EATS DINNER AT 4:00?!
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SUPPER! NOT DINNER!
SUPPER! I SAID SUPPER!
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OH, SORRY, HONEY.
SUPPER!
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I WAS LATE BECAUSE
I WAS TALKING TO RED DEATH.
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GOD, WHAT THE...?
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!
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RIGHT?
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AND HE IS THE SWEETEST MAN
IN THE WORLD
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AND TERRIFYING.
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YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
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HE IS SO AWESOME.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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I'M NOT GONNA KILL HIM.
NO WAY.
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NO, WE CAN'T KILL HIM.
I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
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THE MAN IS A TREASURE.
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IF WE DO ANYTHING SINISTER,
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HE WILL MURDER US
IN OUR SLEEP.
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BUT YOUR MIGHTY LEADER
HAS COME UP WITH A PLAN.
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HANG ON,
I'VE BEEN IN TRAFFIC ALL DAY.
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I GOT TO PISS
LIKE SECRETARIAT HERE.
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NO, MANOLO HASN'T FINISHED
THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM YET.
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YOU GOT TO USE
THE UPSTAIRS ONE.
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AAH!
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FINE.
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HERE --
TURN AROUND. DON'T LOOK.
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WHAT?! NO!
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[ UNZIPS,
LIQUID TRICKLING ]
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DON'T PISS IN THE SINK.
I THINK YOU MEAN,
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"DON'T PISS IN THE SINK
AGAIN."
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"AGAIN TODAY," ACTUALLY.
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[ ICE CLACKING ]
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Dr. Venture:
SMALL WORLD, ISN'T IT?
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ME, A HANDSOME BILLIONAIRE
PLAYBOY SUPER SCIENTIST,
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YOU, SENT HERE TO HELP ME.
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MAYBE NOT SENT.
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MAYBE YOU'RE HERE
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE.
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BECAUSE YOU'RE DRAWN HERE...
TO ME.
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UM, WE NEED THE CIVILIANS
OUT OF HERE.
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[ GUNS COCKING ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS DOG AND PONY SHOW
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ON THE DAMN ROAD ALREADY.
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SNOOPY, GIVE ME CHATTER!
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THE BAIT, A.K.A. RED DEATH,
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IS IN LONG ISLAND PREPARING.
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NO MOVEMENT.
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WHAT? YOU'RE TRACKING
AGENTS OF THE GUILD?
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HOW DARE YOU!
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LIKE DOGS SNIFFING
A CANNON BARREL,
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YOU WILL REGRET YOUR --
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WHOA, WHOA,
NOBODY'S TRACKING ANYBODY!
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HE JUST CALLED ME,
I SWEAR!
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EITHER THAT LITTLE
LIGHT SHOW STOPS
OR YOUR HEART DOES.
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HAMILTON, PUT IT BACK
IN YOUR PANTS!
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WE'RE ALL HERE TO TAKE DOWN
THE BLUE MORPHO.
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HOW ARE THE DECOYS GOING?
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WOW, IT'S LIKE
LOOKING INTO A MIRROR.
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YEAH, IF THE MEMBERS
OF GRAND FUNK RAILROAD
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WERE BEHIND US.
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YEAH, UH,
THESE DISGUISE KITS
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HAVEN'T BEEN USED
SINCE THE '70s.
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THERE'S A WHOLE BAG
OF FALSE SIDEBURNS IN THERE.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR EYE?
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WE HAD THEM
REMOVED AND REPLACED
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WITH A CONDUIT
TO OUR DISPLAY GOGGLE.
234
00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,212
THEY NEVER STOP ITCHING.
235
00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,672
I'M GONNA
SET YOU UP RIGHT.
236
00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:47,133
NOW, I COULD DUMP YOU
INTO A BLUE SPEED SUIT
237
00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:48,384
AND CALL IT A DAY,
238
00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:51,012
OR WE COULD DO THIS RIGHT,
DO THIS WITH PANACHE.
239
00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:52,680
DEAN,
GO GET YOUR SWEATER VEST.
240
00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,391
CLASSIC MODEL
HANK AND DEAN!
241
00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:56,350
I'M ON IT!
242
00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:57,685
UH, YOUR RED EYE
IS BLINKING.
243
00:07:57,768 --> 00:07:59,478
IT IS? OH, GREAT!
244
00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,398
THAT'S AN E-MAIL I CAN'T READ
TILL I PUT ON MY GOGGLE.
245
00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:04,567
ONE, TWO, THREE, SHOOT!
ONCE, TWICE, THREE, SHOOT!
246
00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:07,570
ROCK. YOU LOSE.
ONE, TWO, THREE, SHOOT!
247
00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:07,570
ONCE, TWICE, THREE, SHOOT!
248
00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:08,863
ROCK. YOU LOSE AGAIN.
249
00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:10,615
HUH? PAPER BEATS ROCK!
250
00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,533
NO, IT DOESN'T.
ROCK BEATS EVERYTHING.
251
00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,118
WHY DO YOU EVEN PLAY PAPER?
IT'S STUPID.
252
00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,329
YOU SHOULD PLAY ROCK.
IT'S THE BEST ONE.
253
00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:18,539
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL GUARD THE BOYS TONIGHT.
254
00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,708
BUT I AM KEEPING
THIS ON.
255
00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,668
I LOOK GREAT AS YOU.
256
00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,712
COME ON, LET'S GO.
I CALLED MY MOM,
257
00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,923
AND SHE'S MAKING
VEAL PICCATA TONIGHT.
258
00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,091
IT'S GOOD.
AND I HATE VEAL, USUALLY.
259
00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,052
IT'S VEAL PICCATA!
IT'S GREAT!
260
00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:31,969
CAN'T WAIT.
261
00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,554
OKAY, I'M LEAVING NOW.
262
00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:34,972
DON'T STEAL ANYTHING.
263
00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,682
IF YOU START FEELING...BLUE,
264
00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,310
I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO SNEAK YOU OUT SOME.
265
00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:41,562
I GOT YOUR BACK.
WINK.
266
00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,564
YOU GOT TO STOP THAT,
BILLY.
267
00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,527
DON'T EAT THAT.
HE'S TESTING YOU.
268
00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:49,946
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?!
I'M STARVING!
269
00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,906
THERE'S LITTLE HATS ON THE
CHICKEN LEGS AND EVERYTHING.
270
00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,574
I'M EATING THIS!
271
00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,574
DON'T.
272
00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,327
IT SLIDES IN HERE
THREE TIMES A DAY.
IT'S POISONOUS.
273
00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:58,120
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT COMES
THREE TIMES A DAY?
274
00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,289
NO, I MEANT I-I BET IT COMES
THREE TIMES A DAY.
275
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,375
IT'S JUST THAT THAT'S,
LIKE, RECOMMENDED
276
00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,586
BECAUSE OF THE FOOD PYRAMID
WITH, YOU KNOW, GRAINS.
277
00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,586
WAIT! COME ON! ENOUGH!
278
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,213
JUST -- HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?!
279
00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,923
WEEKS. I CAN'T TELL.
280
00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,550
WEEKS?! AND YOU HAVEN'T
EATEN ANY OF THE FOOD?
281
00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:12,802
WHAT -- WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN EATING?
282
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,303
UH, THEM...?
[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
283
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,765
BUT, LIKE, THEY WERE FRESH
AND -- AND MAINLY THE BUTTS.
284
00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,100
NOT THE DIRTY PART
OF THE BUTTS.
285
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,768
THAT'S, LIKE GROSS.
AAH! HELP!
286
00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:22,603
JUST THE -- THE MEAT.
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
287
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,981
THE BUTT MEAT.
HE'S A BUTT-EATER!
288
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,443
Red Death:
KATE, CAN YOU REFRIGERATE
MY DINNER IN A ZIPLOC?
289
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,987
I HAVE AN ARCHING TONIGHT.
290
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,905
IT'S A SPECIAL ONE.
291
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,156
SURE, LAMB CHOP.
292
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,200
YOU WANT THE ROLL
IN THERE WITH IT?
293
00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:39,328
NO, NO.
IT GETS ALL MUSHY IN THE GRAVY.
294
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,373
[ GROWLS ]
[ Deep voice ] SHOW TIME.
295
00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:45,793
YOU WANT YOUR BROWNIE
IN THERE, TOO, CUDDLES?
296
00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,337
[ Normal voice ]
BROWNIES? YES! THANK YOU!
297
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,591
Shore Leave:
CELEBRITIES MAKING OUT
WITH BRIDGE-AND-TUNNEL NOBODIES.
298
00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,427
GIANT CHICKEN DANCING
WITH RICHIE RICH.
299
00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,138
TYPE O-NEGATIVE ONE NIGHT,
50 CENT THE NEXT.
300
00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:59,348
EVERYONE IS WELCOME.
EVERYONE GETS ALONG.
301
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,851
THIS IS YOUR
COMING-OF-AGE RITUAL, BOYS.
302
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,562
WELCOME TO...THE LIMELIGHT!
303
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,229
[ HORNS HONKING ]
304
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,814
...MARKET.
305
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:09,025
SO...WE'RE COMING OF AGE
IN A MALL?
306
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,360
WHAT HAPPENED?!
THAT IS SACRILEGE!
307
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,988
YEAH!
IT USED TO BE A CHURCH.
308
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,988
NO! WHO CARES?!
309
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,157
IT USED TO BE THE BEST CLUB
IN THE CITY.
310
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,826
NOW IT'S A DAMN MALL!
THAT'S SACRILEGE.
311
00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:22,330
OKAY. PLAN "B."
WE'RE GOING TO CBGB'S.
312
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:26,000
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
313
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:26,000
Red Death:
VENTURE! THIS IS YOUR DOOM!
314
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,877
I COME FOR YOUR SOUL!
315
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,880
DIE, DOCTOR VENTURE!
316
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,256
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
317
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,300
Shore Leave: AW, BROCK GETS
TO KICK HIS ASS TONIGHT?
318
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,344
YOU KNOW, HOW COME
EVEN WHEN I AM BROCK,
319
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:37,470
I STILL WISH I WAS BROCK?
320
00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,472
THAT IS SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH
321
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,681
MY WHOLE LIFE.
322
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,683
#21: AW, THE COLLAR
IS SO ITCHY.
323
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,477
IT'S -- IT'S, LIKE,
REAL WOOL,
324
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,145
AND I AM ALLERGIC
TO WOOL.
325
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,689
I'M ALLERGIC
TO YOU COMPLAINING.
326
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,441
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
327
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,194
[ GASPS ] OH, DEAR.
OH, IS THERE A PROBLEM?
328
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,863
SADLY. WE ARE AGENTS OF
THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT,
329
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:58,074
SENT AT THE BEHEST
OF YOUR HUSBAND, RED DEATH.
330
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,533
UM, HE'S BEEN COMPROMISED,
MA'AM.
331
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,328
HE INSISTS THAT YOU TAKE LILA
AND GO TO YOUR MOTHER'S.
332
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,121
TELL NO ONE,
DO NOT ANSWER YOUR CELLPHONE,
333
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,456
EVEN IF
IT'S FROM HIS NUMBER.
334
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,334
THIS IS FOR
YOUR OWN SAFETY, MA'AM.
335
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,334
AH, YES.
336
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:11,087
I-I UNDERSTAND. YES.
OH, THANK YOU.
337
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,714
WHOA! SMOKING.
338
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,132
AN OLD MAN
WITH A RED FACE
339
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,884
THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE
A NOSE ON IT,
340
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,552
AND HE'S MARRIED
TO A MODEL!
341
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,678
HE'S MY HERO.
342
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,139
OH, WE ARE GONNA
GET VAPORIZED.
343
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,059
HEY, RUSTY,
PULL MY FINGER!
344
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,686
[ GIGGLES ]
OKAY, UNCLE ACTION!
345
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,272
I SAID MY FINGER,
RUSTY!
346
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,191
YOU PULLED THE PIN
OUT OF THIS GRENADE!
347
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,943
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
OH, NO!
348
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,653
COVER YOUR HEAD,
LITTLE GUY!
349
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,738
[ DOG BARKS ]
350
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,949
SCAMP THREE! NO!
351
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,203
[ CLICKS ]
[ SOBBING ]
352
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,497
Dr. Venture:
THAT STUPID "BOOM" FLAG
WENT RIGHT THROUGH MY KIDNEY.
353
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,917
MY DAD REMOVED IT THAT NIGHT
WITH A LOCAL ANESTHETIC.
354
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,168
I'M AWAKE THE WHOLE TIME.
355
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,920
I'M 8 YEARS OLD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
356
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,297
Rose:
OH, THAT'S JUST TERRIBLE!
357
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,842
WELL, HOW DID I KNOW
YOU'D DIVE ON A GRENADE?
358
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,510
BECAUSE HE HAS
VENTURE HERO BLOOD!
359
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,762
'CAUSE I COULDN'T TAKE
LOSING ANOTHER SCAMP.
360
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,014
[ YAWNS ]
HERE'S SOMETHING.
361
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,517
RODNEY KILLED A BABY ONCE.
362
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,768
WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME.
363
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,770
OH, NOW, HORACE!
YOU STOP THAT!
364
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,605
RODNEY NEVER KILLED
A BABY.
365
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,983
HE DID.
HE'S A BABY KILLER.
366
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,526
KILLED A SWEET LITTLE BABY.
367
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,237
[ SCOFFS ] IT WAS A WEREWOLF!
A WEREWOLF!
368
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,114
IT LOOKED LIKE
A RABID ANIMAL.
369
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,907
YEAH,
THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS.
370
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,659
BUT WHAT I SAW
WAS A WEE LITTLE BABY,
371
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:26,871
JUST LAYING THERE WITH
A SILVER BULLET IN HIS BRAIN.
372
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,248
WEE LITTLE BABY.
[ STAMMERS ] WEREWOLF!
373
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,125
I SAVED YOUR DAMN LIFE!
374
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,793
OH, THANK YOU, RODNEY.
375
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:37,214
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING ME
FROM AN ATTACKING BABY.
376
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,216
WEREWOLF!
IT WAS A SMALL --
377
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,635
I THOUGHT IT WAS
A DAMN OCELOT, OKAY?
378
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:42,970
[ LAUGHTER ]
379
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,181
OKAY, BABY KILLER.
380
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,102
IN POSITION.
381
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,937
Man:
CHECK. IN POSITION.
382
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,606
-IN POSITION.
-In position.
383
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:54,940
JINX, OWE ME A COKE!
384
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,484
ALL RIGHT.
MINE ARE IN POSITION, TOO.
385
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,861
LET'S GIVE THE BLUE MORPHO
A PARTY TO CRASH.
386
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,779
WE HAVE VILLAIN SIGN!
387
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,866
OKAY, HUNTER.
TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL.
388
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,910
THAT FELT COOL
WHEN I SAID THAT.
389
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,581
Red Death: DOCTOR VENTURE!
FACE YOUR DOOM!
390
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,544
Ward:
OH, MY GOODNESS! RED DEATH!
391
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,465
[ SCREAMS ] I'M FRIGHTENED
BECAUSE I'M DR. VENTURE!
392
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,008
HELP ME, BROCK!
393
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,843
BEEP, BEEP-BOO-BOO-BOO-BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP!
394
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,137
GO TEAM VENTURE!
395
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,137
GO TEAM VENTURE!
396
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,437
HE'S USING LIVE ROUNDS!
397
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,023
COOL!
WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE!
398
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,828
NOW THAT LOOKS REALLY FUN.
399
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,288
I LOVE SWIMMING AT NIGHT.
400
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,124
NO, REALLY.
I THINK I'VE MET YOU BEFORE.
401
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,376
WH-WHAT'S YOUR JOB?
402
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,253
WHAT IS YOURS?
PROFESSIONAL NOSEY GUY?
403
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,879
YOU NEED TO MIND
YOUR OWN BEESWAX.
404
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,256
DO YOU MIND BEESWAX
FOR A LIVING?
405
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,423
GET OUT OF MY WAX.
406
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,635
N-NO. I-I SWEAR
I'VE MET YOU BEFORE.
407
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,428
[ SIGHS ] IT'S TOTALLY
IMPOSSIBLE. I'M A LONER.
408
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,598
YEAH, OKAY, SORRY.
I'M JUST UNDER A LOT OF STRESS.
409
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,017
HEY, COULD YOU WARM THIS UP?
IT GOT COLD.
410
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,852
[ SIGHS ] SURE.
411
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,690
I KNEW IT! MAESTRO WAVE!
412
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,233
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
YOU'RE A SUPER VILLAIN!
413
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:22,027
OKAY, I'M A SUPER VILLAIN.
BIG WHOOP.
414
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,862
SO AM I!
I'M THE TERMITE!
415
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,322
YOU KNOW, WITH THE --
THE HELMET?
416
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,740
I-I'M THE --
I'M THE TERMITE!
417
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:27,741
THE TERMITE?
418
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:28,993
WAIT, WITH THOSE GROSS
419
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,661
MOUTH GRABBY THINGS
ON THE HELMET?
420
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,329
YES! MAXILLA PALPS!
421
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,914
THOSE ARE
MY MAXILLA PALPS!
422
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,499
DUDE!
EAT OUR WAY OUT OF HERE!
423
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,710
YOU CAN TUNNEL OUT!
EAT ME OUT!
424
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,920
NO, WAIT. NO. I --
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
425
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,088
JUST -- TUNNEL!
426
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,923
I NEED THE HELMET.
THAT'S HOW I --
427
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,592
I'M NOT REALLY
A TERMITE, DUDE.
428
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,970
I, UH, APPROXIMATE
A TERMITE'S POWERS
WITH A HELMET.
429
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,764
Watch:
I FELT LIKE I COULD'VE BEEN
MORE IN THE MOMENT,
430
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,057
MORE PRESENT, YOU KNOW?
431
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,602
LET THE NECKERCHIEF
BE YOUR INSPIRATION.
432
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,104
OH, DON'T BE
SO HARD ON YOURSELVES.
433
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,689
DO YOU KNOW
IF WE'RE GONNA DO A RESET?
434
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,441
OH, GEE.
I TRIPPED. OOPS.
435
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,441
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
436
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,109
WHOA, OW!
437
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,153
OH, SORRY. THAT'S MINE.
438
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,988
[ BEEPS ]
HELLO. RED DEATH.
439
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,240
MONARCH: [ Distorted ]
Your child and your wife
have been kidnapped.
440
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,618
SIGN AWAY YOUR ARCHING RIGHTS
TO DR. VENTURE
441
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,995
AND THEY WILL BE RETURNED SAFELY
IN THE MORNING.
442
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,913
IF YOU DON'T --
443
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,913
[ Deep voice ]
I don't know who you are,
444
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,124
but you have made
a very large mistake.
445
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,710
I HAVE A VERY PARTICULAR
SET OF SKILLS --
446
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,671
SKILLS I HAVE ACQUIRED
OVER A VERY LONG CAREER,
447
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,633
SKILLS THAT MAKE ME A NIGHTMARE
FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
448
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,677
RELEASE MY FAMILY, AND THAT
WILL BE THE END OF THIS.
449
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,971
BUT IF YOU DON'T,
I WILL LOOK FOR YOU,
450
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,600
I WILL FIND YOU,
AND I WILL KILL YOU.
451
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:39,229
UH, OKAY, UM...SORRY?
452
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,648
[ PHONE CLICKS ]
453
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,649
AH, THAT WAS SO SCARY!
454
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,651
THAT WAS SO SCARY!
455
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,651
OH, GOD! OH, MY GOD!
456
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,278
THAT WAS SO SCARY! SCARY!
457
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,278
THAT WAS SO
FUCKING TERRIFYING.
458
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,864
WE HAVE TO LET THEM GO!
459
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,864
WE DON'T HAVE THEM!
WE CAN'T LET THEM GO!
460
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:52,326
HE'S GONNA GO ALL LIAM NEESON!
HE'S GONNA VAPORIZE US!
461
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,037
YOUR FATHER ALWAYS
COLLECTED FRIENDS --
462
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,622
PRESIDENTS, MOVIE STARS.
463
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,499
THE MAN SLEPT
WITH GRACE KELLY!
464
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,501
HE EVEN OWNED A BOXER.
465
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,544
SO, THE BLUE MORPHO
WAS ONE OF THOSE.
466
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,338
WELL, THERE'S NO WAY
THIS NEW BLUE MORPHO
467
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,547
IS THE OLD BLUE MORPHO.
468
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,466
IT'S PROBABLY
SOMEBODY LIKE HIM --
469
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:11,553
SOMEONE WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE,
MAYBE EVEN SOMEONE WE KNOW.
470
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,807
RIGHT, RUST?
471
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,807
WELL, ORIGINAL BLUE MORPHO
IS DEAD.
472
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,768
I REMEMBER JONAS
WAS BESIDE HIMSELF WITH GRIEF.
473
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,355
KANO, TOO, OBVIOUSLY.
HE EVEN CRIED.
474
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,024
KANO? MY DAD'S BIG, MUTE,
ASIAN BODYGUARD KANO?
475
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,567
THAT GUY
HAD NO EMOTIONS AT ALL.
476
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,778
WHY DID HE CARE?
OH, MY GOD, RUSTY!
477
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,406
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT
THEY ARE THE SAME KANO?
478
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,032
IT'S IN
THE JONAS VENTURE COMICS.
479
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,451
KANO JOINED TEAM VENTURE
WHEN BLUE MORPHO WAS POSSESSED
480
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,036
BY AN ALIEN VIRUS
THAT MADE HIM EVIL.
481
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,581
I WOULDN'T BELIEVE
EVERYTHING YOU READ IN
THOSE COMICS, BILLY.
482
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,127
EXCEPT WHERE IT SAYS I KICKED
ASS, 'CAUSE I KICKED ASS!
483
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,714
WELL, I'M GONNA
JOIN THE OLD PEOPLE
AND YOUR BOYFRIEND
484
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:47,965
AND GET TO BED.
485
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,759
DON'T BE SUCH A STRANGER, RUST.
YOU'RE FAMILY.
486
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,721
WELL,
HEADING HOME AS WELL.
487
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,223
I'M SURE THE BLUE MORPHO STING
WAS A WASH OUT.
488
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,808
OF COURSE IT WAS.
489
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,727
BECAUSE THE BLUE MORPHO
NEVER SHOWED UP, DID HE?
490
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,019
WINK!
491
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,398
WHATEVER. SAY GOOD NIGHT
TO YOUR "BOYFRIEND" FOR ME.
492
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,066
WINK!
493
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,402
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY.
494
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,404
THERE'S SO MANY OTHER WAYS!
495
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,404
THIS IS WHAT HE WANTS.
496
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,822
IT'S HIS PLAN FOR ME.
WE COULD SET A TRAP!
497
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,074
I'M SO SORRY.
498
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,074
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
WHAT HE SAYS!
499
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,410
YOU HAVE TO DIE.
IT'S HIS PLAN.
500
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,410
YOU HAVE FREE WILL!
501
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,078
HE NEEDS ME TO FEED
ON YOUR BUTT.
502
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,580
OH, PLEASE DON'T!
I'M SORRY.
503
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,039
OH, GOD! NO!
504
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:26,754
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
505
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:30,883
I KNOW YOU'RE THERE,
BLUE MORPHO!
506
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,178
RETURN MY FAMILY OR DIE!
507
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,765
[ SCREAMS ] NO, NO, NO!
WE CAN EXPLAIN!
508
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,434
DON'T VAPORIZE US!
509
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,434
YOUR FAMILY IS AT
YOUR MOTHER IN-LAW'S!
510
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:43,270
I SWEAR! CALL THERE!
I SWEAR WE DIDN'T TOUCH THEM!
511
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:46,356
YOU'D BETTER BE
TELLING ME THE TRUTH,
512
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,941
BECAUSE I SWEAR TO --
513
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,027
[ Normal voice ]
CAROL? HI, HI. IS KATE THERE?
514
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,612
YES, I'M FINE.
515
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,614
UH, TH-THERE'S A BAG
IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR,
516
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,365
BUT CAN YOU GET KATE,
PLEASE?
517
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,909
LILA NEEDS HER CORN CHIPS.
518
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,828
KATE, KATE, ARE YOU --
519
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,872
WELL, I-I TOLD HER
THAT THERE'S SOME IN --
520
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,874
SWEETIE, THEY DON'T GO STALE
OVERNIGHT.
521
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:06,293
OKAY, LOOK, I'LL --
I'LL COME PICK YOU UP SOON.
522
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,003
YES, YES,
I'LL GET MORE ON THE WAY.
523
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,338
LOVE YOU, TOO.
524
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,882
SEE?
EVERYTHING IS FINE.
525
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,345
SO, WHY DOESN'T THE MONARCH
TELL ME EVERYTHING...
526
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,722
FROM THE BEGINNING.
527
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,685
WELL,
LOOK WHO'S STILL HERE.
528
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,688
WAITING FOR THE GOOD DOCTOR,
I ASSUME?
529
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,482
NOPE. I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR YOUR GARBAGE TONIGHT.
530
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,900
I JUST GOT STOOD UP,
531
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:33,320
AND I AM SO TIRED OF HIM
MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME.
532
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,781
I AM GOING TO GO LOOK
FOR THE BLUE MORPHO.
533
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:41,745
I WILL FIND HIM,
AND I WILL KILL HIM MYSELF.
534
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,166
AND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
REALLY DRAMATIC,
535
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,209
AND I JUST BLEW IT.
536
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,585
WHAT BUTTON DO I PUSH HERE?
537
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,296
IS IT THE STAR, THE "L,"
THE ONE?
538
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,507
SERVICE!
539
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,008
Phage:
AND A RETURN VOLLEY!
540
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,468
Snoopy:
ME, ME! THROW IT TO ME!
541
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,468
SPIKE IT!
542
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,011
YES!
543
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,011
Brock:
[ LAUGHS ] NICE!
544
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,556
Ward:
GUESS WHO'S PEEING?
545
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,556
WELL, WHAT IS THIS?!
546
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,141
Hank:
GOOD GUYS AGAINST THE BAD GUYS!
WE'RE WINNING!
547
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,935
WHY ARE YOU
ON THE BAD GUY'S SIDE?
548
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,603
'CAUSE PHANTOM LIMB
LEFT IN A HUFF.
549
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,105
BUT MOSTLY
'CAUSE WE'RE WINNING.
550
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,859
FUCK IT.
WHO WANTS A DOC-TAIL?
551
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,361
THE MASTER MIXOLOGIST
IN THE HOUSE!
552
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,196
[ ALL CHEERING ]
553
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,448
Guild Sniper:
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I SHOULD'VE DONE.
554
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:22,202
BUT, I STAYED.
CALL IT LOYALTY.
CALL IT DUMB.
555
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,371
[ CHUCKLES ]
AND SHE WALKED ALL OVER ME.
556
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,874
[ SCOFFS ] WOMEN.
YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT.
557
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,834
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
LIKE YOU.
558
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,210
Monarch: IT'S WHO I AM,
559
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,379
WITHOUT THIS HATE,
I'M NOTHING.
560
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:35,382
I'M NOT LIKE YOU.
I CAN'T JUST TURN THIS OFF.
561
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,218
I'M THE MAN WHO HATES
DR. VENTURE, PERIOD.
562
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,304
WE'RE ALL VILLAINS,
MONARCH,
563
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,891
AND WITH RULES,
WE GET TO SPILL BLOOD
AND TASTE VICTORY.
564
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:48,270
HECK, I REALLY WANTED TO KILL
SOMEONE TONIGHT, YOU KNOW?
565
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,731
BUT...RULES.
THEY HELP US HATE.
566
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,566
YEAH,
I TRIED TO TELL HIM THAT.
567
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,193
OH, SHUT UP.
THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.
568
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,193
[ CHUCKLES ]
569
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,738
I WAS YOUNG ONCE TOO,
MONARCH.
570
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,657
I HATED PROFESSOR CADMIUM
SO BAD.
571
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,076
IT WAS ALL
I THOUGHT ABOUT.
572
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,578
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I FOUND A WAY
573
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,996
TO DEAL
WITH MY OBSESSION.
574
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,165
WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'LL TRY ANYTHING
AT THIS POINT.
575
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:12,211
I TOOK A DEEP BREATH,
I MARCHED RIGHT UP TO HIM,
576
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,795
LOOKED HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE
577
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,964
[Deep voice]
THEN CRUSHED HIS SKULL
WITH MY BARE HANDS!
578
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,758
BEFORE I BURNED HIS HOUSE
TO THE GROUND,
579
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,928
I SLAUGHTERED
HIS ENTIRE FAMILY.
580
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,680
[ Normal voice ]
AND YOU'RE THE FIRST
TO KNOW THAT.
581
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:27,100
FINISH YOUR TASK, BLUE MORPHO,
THEN CHANGE YOUR WAYS.
582
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,227
[ SIGHS ] YOU ARE SO --
583
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,939
IF I WERE A WOMAN,
I WOULD NEVER STOP CALLING YOU.
584
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,690
DUDE, I DON'T GET HOW
YOU CAN KILL LIKE THAT, THOUGH.
585
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,151
LIKE, DON'T YOU EVER
FEEL SAD?
586
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,151
ME?
587
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:39,363
YOU'VE KILLED A LIST OF VILLAINS
FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD.
588
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,031
WELL, NOT QUITE.
589
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:44,451
UM...I GOT TO SHOW YOU GUYS
SOMETHING.
590
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:49,665
[ MUNCHING ]
591
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:55,379
[ LAUGHS ]
FOR YOU, MY MASTERS!
592
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,965
I AM ALL VILLAINS NOW!
593
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,925
WHAT IS YOUR BIDDING?
WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?!
594
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,303
YOU GUYS WEREN'T SUPPOSED
TO KILL EACH OTHER!
595
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,303
OH, THAT'S A REAL --
596
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,139
YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
597
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:11,311
I COULD SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM
AND FEED MY PROBLEM, AS WELL.
598
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,854
I'LL ONLY NEED
A FEW MINUTES.
599
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,773
YEAH, SURE.
JUST CLEAN UP THE BODIES
600
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,317
WITH YOUR VAPORIZING TRICK
WHEN YOU'RE DONE OR SOMETHING.
601
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,527
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ MAN SCREAMS ]
602
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,487
OW! I DIDN'T KNOW!
603
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,823
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
WE HAD A BATHROOM DOWN HERE?
604
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:25,951
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
605
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:51,893
OSI Sniper:
WHEN WE MEET AGAIN,
606
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,354
IT WILL BE AS ENEMIES,
WON'T IT?
607
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,898
NO. NEVER!
YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
608
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,317
YOU'RE MY --
MY BEST FRIEND.
609
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,653
DON'T, MAN.
IT'S -- IT'S TOO HARD.
610
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,864
HOW WILL I KNOW YOU
IF WE MEET AGAIN?
611
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,323
I MUST KNOW.
612
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:09,036
BECAUSE YOU'LL SEE THIS --
THE WOMAN WHO LOVES YOU.
613
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,371
YES, I AM A WOMAN.
614
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,165
AND HOW WILL
I RECOGNIZE YOU?
615
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,210
BECAUSE I HAD THE TOP
OF MY SKULL REMOVED,
616
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:21,006
AND I HAVE THIS PLASTIC DOME
WITH TUBES COMING OUT OF IT.