1 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:10,885 Gentlemen, we are about to embark. 2 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:14,389 Come on! 3 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:16,891 I wanted to say something profound for posterity. 4 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,268 Save it, Hobbit Oppenheimer. 5 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,145 We don't even know if it worked this time. 6 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:21,104 Well? 7 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,772 [ Sniffs ] Seems like a apple. 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:23,982 Take a bite. 9 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:26,443 -Uh, y-you. -I'm gonna run diagnostics, 10 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,862 make sure the genetic sequence isn't compromised. 11 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,321 Yeah, make sure there aren't any, 12 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,906 you know, fly parts it in. 13 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,951 Seriously, double and triple fly-check. 14 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:37,120 Diagnostics are clean. 15 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:42,667 -Hmm. -Well? 16 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:46,254 -It tastes like success! -Yes! 17 00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:49,257 So who's gonna volunteer to be our first human subject? 18 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,926 Whoa, what? Uh, uh, uh, no way. You're crazy. 19 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,595 We're nowhere near ready for human testing. 20 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:56,222 Wyatt, go find Hank. He'd do it for the free apple. 21 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,599 Doc, no! 22 00:00:57,682 --> 00:01:00,518 This is literally the first apple we haven't massacred. 23 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,896 We need to study it, repeat the experiment, 24 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:05,482 analyze and reanalyze all the data 25 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:09,235 and then maybe in a couple of months, move up to mice. 26 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,696 Ahoy, chairmen, iffen you're done fiddling 27 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,115 with your fancy food processor, 28 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:17,452 we need your signature on these... 29 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:19,162 Ah! 30 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,623 Not ready for human testing. 31 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,166 Congratulations, Captain. 32 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:26,753 You've just made super science history. 33 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:28,296 Now, right this way, Captain. 34 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,173 Billy is just gonna... -He's done it! 35 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:33,843 Repeat, Venture has done it! We are go for extraction. 36 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:40,433 ♪♪ 37 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,603 Ugh. Oh. Huh? 38 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:44,979 What the... -Mayday! Mayday! 39 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:47,357 I've been spotted. Initiating evasive... 40 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,364 Monarch: No! No way! Absolutely... 41 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,825 I am not joining some dumb team. 42 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,743 You're not joining a team. 43 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,162 You're just filling in for one job. 44 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,289 I had to pull a lot of strings to get you this gig. 45 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:06,501 Well, unpull them then. Push them back, whatever. 46 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:09,379 I don't want it. -No, but you need it! 47 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,381 The Guild wants this thing so bad, 48 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,800 they're offering a full EMA-level upgrade 49 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:15,927 if the heist is successful. -A heist? 50 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:18,012 Sweet. What's the score? 51 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,514 Classified, Gary. I'm sorry. 52 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:21,516 It doesn't matter because I'm not inter-- 53 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,768 Don't you dare put that empty milk carton back! 54 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,979 There's still some left! It's a sip. 55 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:29,149 A sip? A sip? Go get more milk. 56 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:32,026 Look, I'm just not a team player, okay, honey? 57 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,696 The Monarch is strictly a solo act! 58 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,197 Yes, I know, sweetness. 59 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,117 You're a precious unicorn, beautiful, unique, 60 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,286 but can you at least just go and meet with them 61 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:45,248 before you make up your mind, please, for me? 62 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:52,589 Hey-o, guy-o, 63 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,008 glad you could come on such short notice. 64 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:57,594 Sashay on in here. The meeting has started. 65 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,430 Well, hey, all, looky what the me dragged in. 66 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:04,058 Team, this here's Tiny Eagle's replacement, the Mighty Monarch. 67 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,352 Mighty Monarch, meet the team. 68 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:09,439 Dot Com, hack-stress extraordinaire. 69 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:10,481 Hey. 70 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,442 And to her lovely left is Tunnel Vision, 71 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,861 our resident digger. -Hey, there, chief. 72 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,237 That funny-looking fella is called 73 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:20,033 Presto Change-o. -Greetings. 74 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,826 And over here, you've got Ramburglar, 75 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:24,162 top-shelf smash-and-grabber. -'Sup? 76 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:27,999 Lastly, there's Driver X. He ain't much for words, 77 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:32,295 but his getaway driving is poetry in motion. 78 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,047 Hey. So, uh, I'm a little late 79 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:35,590 to this party, and my wife -- 80 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:38,927 the councilwoman, uh, was kind of hazy on the details. 81 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,095 Uh, what exactly is the job? 82 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,890 Oh, you're in for a treat, June bug. 83 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,767 We're fixing to hit that there 84 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,101 Venture headquarters. 85 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:49,437 Brock: Listen, Doc, I really need to talk 86 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,731 to you about this security breach. 87 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:53,024 Oh, pfft, later. 88 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:55,068 I want to get right to work on my press release. 89 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:58,154 I mean, this is it, Brock, telepor-freaking-tation. 90 00:03:58,237 --> 00:03:59,405 Can you believe it? 91 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,658 Oh, this is the kind of game-changer 92 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,493 I've been working for my entire life. 93 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:07,789 Yeah, uh, got to make a quick stop. 94 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,499 [ Elevator bell dings ] 95 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,501 Huh. Didn't know we had tenants 96 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,920 on this floor or even this floor. 97 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,297 Welcome back, Mr. Samson. 98 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,174 Oh, who's your little friend? 99 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,509 You want to meet her? 100 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:23,012 Heya, sexy. A little later, what do you say? 101 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,722 Hmm? Yeah. 102 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,057 Well... [ Clears throat ] 103 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,809 Hmm. 104 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:31,437 [ Beeping ] 105 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,481 And now my erection is completely gone. 106 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:36,192 Thank you. What is all this? 107 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:40,238 Doc, it's, uh, uh, it's time we had the talk. 108 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,532 Now at 21:00 sharp, Tunnel V. 109 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,242 will move into position underground, 110 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:46,703 snug as a bug next to old Doc Venture's lab. 111 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,079 With the subway as cover, 112 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,998 I can tunnel through the foundation over there, 113 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,207 and no one will even hear a peep. 114 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:54,293 At 21:20, I reach the Ven-Tech ventilation access. 115 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:57,130 Oh, that's where I come in! The vents are laser-shielded 116 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,298 and too small for any old dumb-dumb, 117 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:02,385 so I just presto change-o into a snake 118 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:04,804 and slither into the lab. 119 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:05,930 Presto plugs this transmitter 120 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,724 into Venture's security mainframe, 121 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,435 and voilà, his whole system is my bitch. 122 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,687 Once Dot shuts off the alarms and opens the doors, 123 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,731 I grab the goods, load them into Presto. 124 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:18,609 After I presto change-o into a human hand truck, 125 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,154 ooh, a man truck. 126 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,114 We haul them out the loading dock, south exit. 127 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,533 Where Driver X will be waiting to whisk y'all 128 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:28,161 to the safe house for champagne and revelry. 129 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,747 Questions? New guy, how'd I guess? 130 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,749 Yeah, uh, where am I while all this is happening? 131 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,418 Oh, you're our eyes in the sky, pretty bird, 132 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,919 aerial reconnaissance. 133 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,714 You'll be making a big old loop-de-loop all around 134 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:41,049 that there Ven-Tech. 135 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,134 -I'm a lookout? -Now he gets it. 136 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:44,594 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute! 137 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,846 If anyone should be taking lead on this thing, 138 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:48,181 it's the Mighty Monarch. 139 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:51,184 I've got decades of hot skinny on Venture. 140 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,352 I know how he thinks, how he takes his coffee. 141 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,396 I -- I can tell you his Sleep Number! 142 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,525 -Sure, that sounds super useful. -It's 25! He's soft. 143 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:02,862 I say we scrap this whole plan and start from the top. 144 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,197 You don't arch a Venture 145 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,240 by sneaking around in his crawl space. 146 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,992 You hit him high, and you hit him hard! 147 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,994 Copycat, you have, like, a copy-copter 148 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,788 for the initial aerial assault? 149 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,248 Told you we should've just bought a drone. 150 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,625 Looky here now, songbird. 151 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,418 I'm the leader of this here band, 152 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,921 and I say we ain't changing the set list 153 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,464 an hour before showtime. 154 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,674 An hour before... Wait. What?! 155 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,009 Oh, yes, sir. 156 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:29,639 Curtain goes up at 21:00 sharp Tonights-ville. 157 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,724 So you've licked teleportation, huh? 158 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,643 Well, give yourself a fat pat on the back. 159 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,603 That's what we in the super-secrets biz 160 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:37,855 call a game-changer. -Right? 161 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,065 I was just telling Brock -- 162 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:40,608 That's why you have to kill it. 163 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,735 What? 164 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,735 Decommission it. Scrap it for parts. 165 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:43,778 Torch all your files 166 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,655 and never, ever speak of it again. 167 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,240 Uh, why would I do that? 168 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:49,283 Okay. Let's say you grace the world 169 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,410 with this technological brain fart of yours. 170 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,454 Have you given any thought to what happens next? 171 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,457 Pfft, you mean after they slap a Nobel on me? 172 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,418 I retire to Spanakopita on a pile of money and women. 173 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,671 What happens to FedEx when grandma could just zap 174 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:04,465 her famous fruitcake to her kiddies in Kalamazoo? 175 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,843 How about the auto industry, the airlines, big oil? 176 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,345 Global economy will go ass over teakettle. That's what. 177 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:12,390 Some extremely powerful people ain't gonna like that, 178 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,600 and they're gonna come a-gunning for you. 179 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,853 Isn't it kind of your job to protect me? 180 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:20,064 We kind of are, Doc, from yourself. 181 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,607 Shut it down and hand it over, 182 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,694 or we'll shut it down and get real handsy about it. 183 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:28,197 Ugh, this is crazy. It's a free country. 184 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,699 Mm-hmm. Is it now? 185 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,951 What? Are you gonna torture me now? 186 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,494 Brock, what the "F"? 187 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:36,247 -It ain't like that, Doc. -More like group therapy. 188 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:38,875 But wait a minute! Where are you going, Brock?! 189 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,918 Ugh! What's gonna happen to me? 190 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,838 Hello? Brock? 191 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:45,464 Judas! 192 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:50,678 Illuminati #1: Greetings, Dr. Venture. 193 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:54,223 We've been watching you for some time. 194 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,683 And you are? 195 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:58,019 Oh, we've gone by many names 196 00:07:58,102 --> 00:07:59,312 throughout the centuries. 197 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:01,814 -The Knights Templar. -The Illumanti. 198 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,692 The Rothschild/Bilderberg Super Sentinels. 199 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:09,363 We...Well, we kind of secretly control the world. 200 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:12,033 Until now, we've been happy to remain in shadows 201 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:15,536 insomuch as your business has not interfered with ours, 202 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:19,165 but this teleporter of yours, it's really a game-changer. 203 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,125 What is this, some kind of threat? 204 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,086 No, Dr. Venture, an invitation. 205 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,505 As we said, we've been watching you, 206 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:30,509 and we think you have what it takes to become one of us. 207 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,262 Think of it, power beyond your imagining, 208 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:37,391 untold riches, your every desire fulfilled. 209 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,185 And all you need do is give up 210 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:40,895 one little invention. -Ugh. 211 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,898 Illuminati #1: You don't have to make your mind up now. 212 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:47,526 As it happens, we're convening in secret this very night, 213 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:51,239 and we'd very much like to meet you in the flesh, 214 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,199 as it were. Come. 215 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:57,536 See what we can offer you, then decide. 216 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,626 Otra vez. 217 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,169 Come on. Más fuerte. 218 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,462 [ Cellphone rings ] 219 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:08,631 Mucho mejor. Tiempo fuera, Manolo. 220 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,424 Hey. How's your super-heist meeting? 221 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,969 Super fucked! This heist is going down tonight. 222 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,805 Tonight? I thought it was just a meet-and-greet. 223 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,057 So did I, like a get-to-know-you! 224 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,725 -A go-see. -Exactly! 225 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,227 No, it's all happening, like, now, 226 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,520 and I'm supposed to fly and shit, 227 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:25,356 and I don't have my wings! -Check your back, dude. 228 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,441 No, smartass, these are my cape wings. 229 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,985 They're for showing, not for going. 230 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,195 I need the good wings, the Glengarry wings. 231 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,572 They're in the, uh, basement, cave, whatever. 232 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:37,243 Find them! -All right. All right. Hold on. 233 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:40,121 Aerial reconnaissance. Dicks. 234 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,456 Yeah, Copycat's place is pretty rad, though. 235 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,000 It's got these fancy guest soaps that smell 236 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,253 like an Italian gigolo smoking a grapefruit cigarette. 237 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:48,629 [ Knock on door ] Hey, bug boy! 238 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,172 What? You curling your eyebrows in there? 239 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,340 Giddyap! 240 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,175 [ Toilet flushes ] Just a minute! 241 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,468 -Okay. I found them. -Great. 242 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:55,803 Now get them over here fast, 243 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,763 and make up a good cover story, will you? 244 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,474 These people already look at me like I'm a Johnny Stupid. 245 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,227 Brock: Just a little further, Doc. 246 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,603 Oh, did you say something? 247 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,064 Because I don't speak to traitors. 248 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,107 It's for your own good. 249 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,484 Oh, sure! That's what the Nazis said! 250 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,445 -No, they didn't. -Well, I -- 251 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,613 I thought you were about to say 252 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,824 you were only following orders. 253 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,618 All right. You can take it off now. 254 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,040 [ Scoffs ] Get a load of this guy. 255 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,834 I don't know if you should trust him with your car. 256 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:27,918 I'm not. 257 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,879 [ Tires screeching ] 258 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:33,174 Huh, so hard finding good help these days. 259 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,300 Uh... 260 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,844 Your hosts are all waiting inside. 261 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,433 -May I take your coat, sir? -What? 262 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:45,728 Oh, uh, sure. Uh, thanks. 263 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:54,737 ♪♪ 264 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:59,909 ♪♪ 265 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:00,868 Oh. 266 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,709 I -- I think I'm overdressed. 267 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:12,838 This ain't no dress rehearsal,now. 268 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,258 Curtain is fixing to go up. Y'all on your marks? 269 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,094 Tunnel Vision: We've, uh, reached the entry point there. 270 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,346 We're, uh, ready to drill on Dot's signal. 271 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,722 Dot Com: I'm all set up out here. 272 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,808 All systems online and ready to go. 273 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:26,894 Sergeant Sloppy is about to start his nightly rounds, 274 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,730 and I've got a northbound "A" train approaching 275 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:33,275 in five, four, three, two. 276 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,779 Okay. Go. You've got 60 seconds. 277 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,864 Swell, swell, right on schedule. 278 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:42,118 Hey, Mighty Monarch, how we looking topside? 279 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,287 Uh, everything looks great from up here 280 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,623 where I am currently flying. 281 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:56,090 ♪♪ 282 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:59,552 Oh. Hmm. You don't see that every day. 283 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:02,388 Oh, hi! Are, uh, are you one of the guys 284 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:05,099 I spoke to earlier on the, uh... 285 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,226 Ah. 286 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:09,019 [ Clears throat ] 287 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,772 [ Zebra neighs ] 288 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,150 -Thinking of joining? -Hmm? 289 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,153 I haven't made up my mind yet. Oh. 290 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,989 You mean joining the, uh, orgy? 291 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,158 Perhaps a bit of liquid courage? 292 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,202 Uh. [ Laughs ] capital idea, Jeeves. 293 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,538 Oh, uh, is it an open bar? 294 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:30,541 -But, of course, sir. -Ah, swell. 295 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:31,834 Don't suppose you know how to make 296 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,002 a Red Mocho Cooler, do you? 297 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,337 Whatever you desire. 298 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,176 Man:P Ooh. Ooh. [ Chuckling ] 299 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,512 -Ah, these are amazing. -Yes. 300 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,849 The orphan sashimi is positively decadent. 301 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,350 I'm sorry. Orphan... 302 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,394 Sashimi, extra virgin, of course. 303 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:54,315 Our chef insists on only the very cleanest orphans. 304 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,859 [ Gags ] 305 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,819 [ Coughing ] 306 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,449 Bah, ugh. 307 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:07,119 Ooh, swell party, hmm? 308 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,163 [ Retches ] 309 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,000 [ Deep voice ] Having a good time? 310 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,586 Well, apparently, I just ate part of a small child 311 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,379 and then washed it down with penis, so... 312 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,215 Hey, if that's what you're into. 313 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,383 What? No! Actually, I'm a little lost. 314 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,052 Are you a member of this, uh... 315 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,013 Psuedo-religious capitalist crony club? 316 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,849 God, no. Just an anonymous working girl here 317 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,185 to service the masters of the universe. 318 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,229 Oh. Oh. 319 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,064 This gig was a lot easier before they inducted 320 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,316 the guy who invented Viagra, I'll tell you. 321 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,653 That's him over there next to big oil and big tobacco. 322 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,905 They're the ones double-teaming Patty. 323 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,032 Uh, do I know you? 324 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,243 No. You don't want to do that here. 325 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:52,706 Uh, then perhaps we should go somewhere more private. 326 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,292 May I borrow her? 327 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,879 Meet me by the tapestries in 20 minutes. 328 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:07,721 ♪♪ 329 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,765 [ Coughing ] 330 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:10,933 Presto change-o, I'm in! 331 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,810 Dot Com: Good! Find the mainframe 332 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,895 and get that transmitter plugged in. 333 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,105 [ Elevator bell dings ] 334 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,732 Ooh, someone is coming! 335 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,612 It's Samson! What do I do? 336 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,489 Dude, what? He's not supposed to be here! 337 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,116 Oh, good Lord. This ain't good. 338 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,701 Ah, that's it. Let me at him. 339 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,119 Hold your position, Ramburglar. 340 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,954 You bust in before I've hacked the system, 341 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,956 you'll trigger a total lockdown. 342 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,583 Monarch, plan "B." 343 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,835 Plan "B"? What -- what plan "B"? 344 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,796 God, did you pay, like, no attention at the meeting? 345 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:43,299 Proceed to the Venture penthouse and create a diversion 346 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:46,302 to draw Samson away from the lab stat! 347 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,679 -Okay! -Uh, I'm here. I'm here. 348 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,472 Subway took forever. -Oh, thank God. 349 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,350 You got my wings, Mr. Late? -Yeah, yeah, here. 350 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,185 Dude, can I use Copycat's bathroom? 351 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,813 Yeah, whatever. Wait. What -- what the fuck is this? 352 00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,149 It's your wings. That was gonna be my cover story. 353 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,735 Your cover story is, I shit myself? 354 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,570 Hey, you make a lie embarrassing enough, 355 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,531 and nobody questions it. -Eh, eh. 356 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,661 Samson is going for the teleporters. 357 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,372 We ain't got time for this flying fuck-up up to make his move. 358 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,166 I've got an idea. 359 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,920 H.E.L.P.eR., heya, buddy. 360 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,299 I didn't see you... Ah, geez, did Doc paint you? 361 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,012 Nice work, Presto. I'm in. 362 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,889 -H.E.L.P.eR.? -Uh... 363 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,224 [ Horn honks ] 364 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:37,186 Dot, do something! 365 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,021 [ Alarm beeps ] 366 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:43,984 Ah, good Lord. 367 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,653 Dot, what in the "H" did you do? 368 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:46,945 I'm not doing that! 369 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,448 It's some kind of emergency evac or something! 370 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,949 I can't stop it. 371 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,165 I got one! 372 00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,085 Good for you, Toy Man. Now you're gonna get dead. 373 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,795 Ugh! 374 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,963 [ Elevator bell dings ] 375 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:11,595 [ Indistinct conversations ] 376 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,389 -Go! -Who needs a refill? 377 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,392 Yes. Rejiggered that old emergency evac 378 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,894 to send the goods exactly where we want them. 379 00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,437 Swell hacking, Mack. 380 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,939 Our little old decoy team 381 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,274 must be in a whole heap of hot water. 382 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:27,027 That was the plan, my man. 383 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,906 [ Cellphone rings ] 384 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,367 Ah! Not a good time! 385 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:36,245 Dude, dude, you got to abort! Abort! 386 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,247 Copycat has got another heist team! 387 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:42,251 You're being set up! You're decoys! You're decoys! 388 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,253 You're breaking up. Wait! What? Aah! 389 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:49,508 Ow! Ow! 390 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,552 Owie. 391 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,221 Eh. Aah! 392 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:57,307 Ow! Ugh! 393 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,768 Ugh. What? 394 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,769 No way. 395 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:06,108 ♪♪ 396 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:12,322 "The Unicorn Is In Captivity and No Longer Dead," 397 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,158 late 15th century, 398 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:18,620 a truly exquisite piece and such an apt metaphor. 399 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,832 Ugh, because, let me guess, I'm the unicorn, 400 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,083 and now I'm your prisoner. 401 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,794 No, you're looking at it all wrong. 402 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,964 Look at that little unicorn, the beatific smile. 403 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,466 He's happy now. 404 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:34,303 He gets to live in a beautiful garden. 405 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,929 Yeah, in a cage. 406 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,723 A protective barrier. 407 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,017 No one is hunting him anymore, 408 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,853 nor can he hurt anyone with that horn of his. 409 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,813 Yeah, well, if it's all the same to you, 410 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,399 this little unicorn would rather take his chances 411 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:51,153 in the wilderness with his sweet-ass teleporter. 412 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,948 Oh, I'm afraid that's not 413 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,493 one of your options, Dr. Venture. 414 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:01,330 No doubt you've read "The Lady or the Tiger"? 415 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,040 Well, not, word for word, but... 416 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,709 Behind door number one, the lady. 417 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,669 I believe you two have already met. 418 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:11,006 Give up your teleporter and join us, 419 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,424 and she's all yours 420 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,343 as is anything else you could ever desire. 421 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,597 Behind door number two, meet Tiger. 422 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,850 Tiger has desires, too. 423 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,143 Wha-- What? 424 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,145 Please tell me this is another metaphor. 425 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:28,357 Cold, hard truth, Dr. Venture. 426 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:32,986 In this world, it's fuck or be fucked. 427 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,115 So which will it be? 428 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,951 Let's just go, Rambo. We got one of them. 429 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,327 No, job was for both. 430 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,703 You're gonna drill this boy's knees 431 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,081 until he tells us where the other went. 432 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,624 [ Chuckles ] 433 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,460 Oh, you are good, Monarch. 434 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,087 Aah! 435 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,340 Oh! Dang, I'm hit! 436 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,970 -Aah, eh, eh! -Ugh. 437 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,055 -Oh, God. -Look, he's coming to! 438 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,349 Grab it! -I...How? 439 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,184 Whoo! 440 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,730 Amateurs. I need backup. 441 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,733 Hostiles have taken the package, and I'm in pursuit. 442 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,986 Come on out of there right now, Monarch, 443 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,738 and I promise I'll only wound you. 444 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:20,158 Come out of there! Dude, there's no way out! 445 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,329 [ Beeping ] 446 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:36,633 Copycat 3 to Copycat Prime, the package is secure. 447 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,635 -Aah! -What? 448 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,933 How? This is just banana-gins! 449 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:49,271 ♪♪ 450 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:51,982 [ Snaps fingers ] 451 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,278 Listen, you guys don't know me, but you got to trust me. 452 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,946 You guys... What the fuck? 453 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,616 -Dude, who the hell are you? -I'm -- I'm with the Monarch! 454 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,783 You guys got to get out of here! 455 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,368 This whole thing is a setup! 456 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,078 -What did you do to Driver X? -What? I didn't... 457 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,455 There wasn't even a guy in there. 458 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,957 S-s-start -- start the truck, Chief. 459 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,752 Samson is right on our tails. I think... 460 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:12,961 Ah! Aah! 461 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,463 You're Driver X now, fatty. 462 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,466 Take this! I'll slow him down! 463 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:21,511 Presto change-o! 464 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,972 Oh, stop! 465 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,391 Stupid! 466 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:29,686 Aaah! 467 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,314 -Whoa! -W-T-F? 468 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:37,819 Aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Geez! 469 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,824 Copycat 3 to Copycat Base, 470 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,618 got a big old mayday on my hands here. 471 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:47,496 Holy mackerel, the engine is shot, literal like. 472 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,915 Abort-arooni time. [ Snaps fingers ] 473 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:56,338 Well, now doesn't that just put a turd in your soup? 474 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,468 Come on. 475 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,137 Aah! 476 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:09,351 Aah! -Aah! 477 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,895 [ Both scream ] 478 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,736 -'Sup? -Hey. 479 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:25,367 [ Creaking ] 480 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:32,374 Move, move, move, move, move, move! 481 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,751 [ Sighs ] 482 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:47,431 ♪♪ 483 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:57,315 ♪♪ 484 00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:05,073 ♪♪ 485 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,702 Ah! [ Laughing ] 486 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,120 You were right. 487 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:13,832 Oh, this is the best decision I ever made. 488 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,918 I'm the king of the world! 489 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:20,088 Ahh. 490 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,256 Get a nerd laid, 491 00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:24,760 and they think they're masters of the universe.