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[ Wind howling ]
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Dr. Venture: Huh.
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There's got to be like
three feet out there.
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And it isn't letting up.
Billy!
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Let's go with that thermal
regulation suppository.
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This is perfect testing weather.
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Billy: Why am I doing this?
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Because White
is home with mono,
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and I'm not shoving
that huge thing up my ass.
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♪♪
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[ Splurt! ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Crap.
This is so weird.
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Push it, Billy.
Push it real good.
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Aah!
What is wrong with you?!
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[ Billy groans ]
There he is,
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the rectal
Neil Armstrong.
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How did it go?
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It's in.
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[ Beeping in distance ]
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It was slow going at first,
then suddenly disappeared.
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My ass was like, "I'll take
that," and then -- phewt! --
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right up in.
Sucked it up.
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Uh, TMI, Billy.
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No, that's just
the right amount of "I."
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You're supposed to be
writing this down.
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That -- That's science.
That's how it works.
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What is that noise?
There's, like, a beeping.
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You hear that?
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Is it your heat regulator?
Did you make it beep?
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Why would I make
a suppository that beeps?
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Huh.
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This can't be good.
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Come on!
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[ Scoffs ] There is zero
reception in here.
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You're behind
a foot of titanium.
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Use the land line.
You can't text on a land line!
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Brock's securing
the building's perimeter.
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We have a full evacuation
of the plaza.
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Shouldn't we get
out of the building?
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Relax. We're all safe
where we are.
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The real danger
is in the hallway.
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[ Watch beeps ]
Hold on.
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I'm in the hallway.
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I've pinpointed
the beeping to the closet.
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Send in
the bomb-defusing drone.
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I'm trying!
[ Panicked beeping ]
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Just go in there.
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You're acting like
baby's first laptop.
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Come on.
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Street's blocked off.
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Not like there's anyone
out there anyway.
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Got your helmet.
You better put it on.
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Why?
You scared?
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No, but, uh, it's helmet.
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Not wearing it. It's dorky.
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I just wear it
'cause I look good in helmets.
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I'm not scared of,
you know, debris.
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Sure.
Sure, you're not.
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[ Beeping continues ]
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All right, H.E.L.P.eR's
out of the closet.
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[ Panicked beeping ]
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Dr. Venture: Is it defused?
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No,
because it's not a bomb.
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It's a huge, old phone.
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It's still ringing.
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Should I answer it?
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No.
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I'm pretty sure
it's for me.
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♪♪
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Yes.
Y-- Of course, sir.
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Um...
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I'm not exactly up
and ready in that capacity.
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So cool. That's a direct
call from big brass.
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He's so important
he has a hotline.
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Yeah, well, he never
reads his e-mail.
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And I'm flattered,
but can't you send
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Captain Whoever to deal with it?
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Take the job.
Take the job.
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Take the job. Take the job.
Think of the press.
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Take the job!
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Well, you can count
on Team Venture.
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Rusty Venture
is in the house!
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Group: Kiai! Kiai! Kiai!
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Goju Ryu, Shotokan,
and White Crane
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make it the perfect space
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for training and recruitment
of new henchmen.
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So, does the floor open up
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and reveal grown-ups
actually training?
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No, this is...it.
It's pre-teen class.
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Get 'em young, right?
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Noah, let's get that leg up!
Not fighting a corgi dog.
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It's a good start,
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and I'll mention it
at your review, but I'm --
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I'm actually here
because we need you two
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for an important
secret mission.
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[ Gasps ]
Secret mission.
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If you succeed, you go up
a full EMA level, guaranteed.
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They need the dream team.
About damn time.
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Well,
dream team is a bit much.
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Dream team.
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Pretty obvious
we're a dream team.
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All right, fine.
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If the dream team
accepts the mission,
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we have to get going now.
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We accept.
But first...
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it's Madison's time.
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♪♪
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Kick me. Kick me.
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[ Pat! ]
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That's it.
How did it feel to you?
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Hmm.
Let me think a --
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[ Gasps ]
Don't think! Feel.
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It is like a finger
pointing away to the moon.
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Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup!
Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup!
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Don't concentrate
on the finger
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or you will -- Oh, my God!
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Gary, Gary! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
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What?
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Sha! Sha!
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You don't hit the kids.
[ Wailing ]
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What?
It's karate!
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The mothers, they go bananas,
and look, she's crying.
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You made her cry.
It's karate!
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Billy: The blizzard is
a perfect semi-sphere.
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It's definitely manmade.
Just as we suspected!
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There's something
in the center of it.
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Old-school weather machine.
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Hank, get geared up
in your flight suit.
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You're gonna help
your old man save the day.
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As much as I'd love
to pretend
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I'm that lady
from "Jurassic Park"
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and go chase storms
with you,
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I can't get in touch
with Sirena!
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Well,
if Hank won't go, I'll go.
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Oh, be real, Billy.
This is Team Venture stuff.
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Old times?
No way!
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My girlfriend's been
kidnapped
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or replaced by an android
or has amnesia
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or is trapped
under something or --
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or there's a remote,
outside chance
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that her phone was stolen
by phone pirates!
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-I'll go!
-Uh...
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Brock, you want to go
Team Venture with me?
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I got to hold down
the fort.
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Ask Hatred.
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Good idea.
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Hatred?
Hatred?!
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I'm a trained scientist.
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I'm here during a blizzard
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with an untested
heat generator up my crack!
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What do I need to do here?
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Do you need me
to bleed for you,
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because I'm, like, 90%
sure my ass is bleeding.
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Now, I'm gonna suit up
and meet you in the X-12.
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I suggest
you do the same, sir.
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Go, Team Venture.
[ Sighs ] All right.
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I said,
"Go, Team Venture," sir.
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[ Wind howling ]
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Dr. Z:
As every villainous child knows,
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the Peril Partnership
is Canada's version
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of the Guild
of Calamitous Intent.
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We have worked with them
in peace for 60 years.
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Recently, a rogue version
of the Peril Partnership
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has been muscling in
on Guild Territory.
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They use fear,
intimidation, theft,
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and secrecy
as their weapons.
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[ Scoffs ]
Seems pretty badass to me.
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What's the problem?
Jealous much?
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The Guild has had
no luck with diplomacy,
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and for whatever reason,
the OSI won't engage them.
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This morning, we received
a top-secret communiqué
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from OSI command,
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reading,
"We will handle the symptoms,
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you handle the disease.
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There will be
no interference, no aid,
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and no inquiries
with your methods.
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The disease is a villain
known as The Creep.
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This is a rough model of him
made of chicken tenders.
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Which we'll eat with either
ketchup or barbecue sauce,
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for there can be
no record of this meeting.
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He commands
his Peril Partnership
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from a secret
river island upstate.
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We'll be there soon.
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What do you expect us
to do?
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That is up to you.
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But completely off topic,
here is a riddle for you.
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What eight
can hold two asses?
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"Eight Crazy Nights"
with Adam Sandler
and Rob Schneider.
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Boom, solved!
Dream team.
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No. The eight that can hold
two asses is "assassinate."
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Isn't that neat?
I made that up.
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I was gonna say that,
seriously.
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Yeah, it's adorable.
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So, what did
this Creep guy do?
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Believe it or not,
he made this blizzard.
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He built a weather machine?
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Worse. He stole
our weather machine.
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Oh, crap.
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After we eat the chicken statue,
we need to eat this paper.
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♪♪
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Dr. Venture: Avionics off,
electrical off,
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beacon on.
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Fuel is -- what?
What's all this?
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Brock!
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Ugh, Brock.
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Come in, Brock.
Brock: Yeah, what?
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There's, like,
a rat's nest of wires
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under the fuel gauge.
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Yeah, I just put in
a tape deck for some tunes.
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It's cool. Just got to tuck
all that pasghetti in.
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God.
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Tuck --
Tuck what in?
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The wires.
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Can you describe them,
please?
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It's like a --
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Yeah, it's like
a big pile of pasghetti.
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Brock,
is it like a caterpillar?
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Can you say that?
Can you say "library"?
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Say "espresso."
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What are you doing?
Brock?
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Say "manipulate."
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Oh, fuck you guys.
[ Static crackles ]
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That was awesome.
[ Chuckles ]
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That was amazing.
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I feel six feet tall.
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♪♪
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Billy: Pasghetti!
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Hank, you are not
going out in that storm.
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I can't get ahold of Sirena,
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so I'm gonna go out
and find her.
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You're not going outside.
Leave her a message.
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I've left her 43 messages
and over 60 texts!
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Clearly, she's been replaced
by a doppelganger --
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an exact copy of Sirena,
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perfect in every detail
save one.
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This Sirena won't
answer my messages.
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Aw, geez, Hank.
You're getting obsessive.
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Nobody wants
to be smothered.
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Even my ex-wife didn't
like being smothered.
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But she did like being choked,
which isn't my point.
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I know what your
point is, Hatred.
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You almost fooled me.
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Almost.
Such a clever copy.
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Even got your
terrible breath right.
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But the real
Sergeant Hatred
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would never stop a man
on a mission of love!
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Wish me luck.
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I never know when
you're messing with me.
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[ Exhales, sniffs ]
Ohh.
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♪♪
253
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,106
Hey,
trade snorkels with me.
254
00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,107
Yours matches my fins.
255
00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,358
I don't want
your snorkel.
256
00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:29,360
You already got spit
in your snorkel.
257
00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:31,821
Knock it off!
You cannot mix and match.
258
00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,239
This isn't Build-A-Bear.
259
00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:34,949
In your pouch, you'll
find global positioners
260
00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:38,995
fitted with HD recon imagers
and two-way communication,
261
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,413
waterproof
up to three fathoms.
262
00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:42,331
Tech swag.
Sweet!
263
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,875
What are these,
TracFones in a Ziploc?
264
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,086
Prepaid.
Do not lose them.
265
00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,587
Mine doesn't have
any weapons.
266
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,632
If you show up armed,
your cover will be blown.
267
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,217
You got to convince
The Creep
268
00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,678
that you want to defect
to his Peril Partnership.
269
00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:56,721
Then we kill him?
270
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,307
The Guild does not
condone it, but --
271
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,641
All right,
so we don't kill him.
272
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,894
As an independent
agent, you could.
273
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,354
So you want us
to kill him?
274
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,939
As a representative
of the Guild,
275
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:11,527
I would not advise it,
but if you have other ideas...
276
00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,195
All right, so you mean
we should kill him?
277
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,072
Oh, my God,
yes, obviously!
278
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,950
Kill him.
Phone us when you're done.
279
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,411
[ Wind howling ]
280
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,915
Venture takes the snap
from Pouncey.
281
00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,375
Fades back and looks for a hole.
282
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,128
Looking for Brown.
Good ol' number 84?
283
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,589
Where's he at?
No openings.
284
00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,632
Oh, they're rushing in
like a great wave of bodies.
285
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,552
He's swattin' 'em down
with the patented Hank-Spank.
286
00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,429
Venture's all alone out there.
287
00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:41,515
What is this? He's gonna
take it home himself!
288
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,309
[ Crowd cheering ]
[ Panting ] Hyah!
289
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,935
[ Metal clanks ]
[ Whistle blows ]
290
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:48,522
[ Howling continues ]
291
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,735
[ Wind howling ]
292
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,240
[ Thunder cracks ]
293
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,910
[ Howling stops ]
294
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,829
♪♪
295
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,665
All right, this looks
like the epicenter.
296
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,210
I'm gonna bring her
around for a scanning.
297
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:11,337
Check.
Scanner's online.
298
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,546
What -- What are you doing?
299
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,006
What happened
to your clothes?
300
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,549
I'm boiling in here.
301
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,094
This thermal regulator
works way too well.
302
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,804
Do you shave your chest?
303
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:20,888
No, that's stupid.
304
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,723
I wax.
305
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:23,849
There it is!
306
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,435
♪♪
307
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,854
Propulsion matrix of eight
contra-rotating turbines.
308
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:32,608
I'm reading diethylene glycol,
monomethyl ether exhaust.
309
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,194
It seems to be surrounded
by a silver nitrate cloud.
310
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,612
That's the purple haze.
311
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,532
Is "The Wind Cries Mary"
on the other side?
312
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:42,660
No, the other side is --
I'm reading nickle microlattice.
313
00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:45,246
[ Sighs ] That was
a Jimi Hendrix joke, Billy.
314
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,414
White would've got it.
315
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,416
Well,
I'm sorry I'm not White.
316
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,584
Crap!
Back up, back up!
317
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,086
That thing just launched
something at us!
318
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,629
Back up?
This is a jet.
319
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,006
I don't know,
then turn around or something!
320
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:59,260
[ Wind howling ]
321
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,595
[ Both breathing heavily ]
322
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:07,601
Ohh. Secret island lair.
Sweet.
323
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,020
Uh, should we go look
for him or something?
324
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,731
Dude, he'll find us.
Look at us.
325
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,192
We look like we're in
the "Cult of Personality" video.
326
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,193
We're gonna get spotted.
327
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,903
[ Howling intensifies ]
328
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,989
♪♪
329
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,033
You are trespassers
on private property!
330
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,493
Man: Identify yourselves!
331
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,829
I-I'm The Monarch.
332
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,747
Do not move, interloper!
333
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,542
I-I was just getting
my wallet, see?
334
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,043
What?
That's your wallet?
335
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,379
What -- What about the one
I got you for your birthday?
336
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,214
Dude, can we talk about
this later, please?
337
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,967
That was a $200
Paul Smith wallet.
338
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,178
It was teal.
339
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,178
You loved it.
You said you loved it.
340
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,263
It's a ladies wallet.
You got me a ladies wallet.
341
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,515
What is your business?
342
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,892
We're Guild villains.
343
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:51,270
We want to defect
to your Peril Partnership.
344
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:54,273
Then I must test your skills.
345
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:59,236
Prepare to survive
the most dangerous game!
346
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:03,616
[ Laughs ]
347
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,743
Great. Now we're gonna
be hunted like animals.
348
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:12,166
Dude, tell me that guy
wasn't on my old butterglider.
349
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,293
[ Exhales sharply, coughs ]
350
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,962
[ Footsteps crunching ]
351
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,465
[ Sniffs ]
Help me.
352
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,384
I have to save
my girlfriend.
353
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:27,014
♪♪
354
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:31,769
♪♪
355
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,395
Dr. Venture: What about taking
out the engines?
356
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,564
No, we need to focus
on stopping the blizzard,
357
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,691
not dropping it
on 23rd Street.
358
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,694
Don't need that hot disk
just blazing down on --
359
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,613
That's it!
Hot disk.
360
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,533
We stop cold air going
into the intake port.
361
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,451
Get my thermos
out of my bag.
362
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,411
I don't want any coffee.
I'm hot as hell!
363
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,288
And coffee gives me
the squirts.
364
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:55,084
Oh, I know it does.
Get the thermos.
365
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:59,547
[ Both breathing heavily ]
366
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,424
Wha--
Tell me you see that.
367
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,635
Is it a mirage?
Or --
368
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,804
Or is that only
a desert thing?
369
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,556
[ Groans ]
370
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,058
Whoa.
It's, like, warm in there.
371
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,811
It's like I'm putting
my hand up a cow's ass.
372
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:17,273
The single worst analogy
I have ever heard.
373
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:22,236
♪♪
374
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:25,864
[ Sighs ]
375
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,117
I'm almost over
the intake port.
376
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,493
Dr. Venture: Get going.
377
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,829
You don't want to be in that
silver nitrate too long.
378
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,958
I couldn't even do this
at summer camp.
379
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,919
How do you expect me to do
this 20,000 feet in the air?
380
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,339
Billy, you got to get that
Thermal Regulation Suppository
381
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,966
into that weather machine.
382
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,676
This is the only way.
383
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:49,096
Fine. Just don't tell
anyone I did this.
384
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,306
And don't look!
385
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,057
I'm not looking!
Just do it.
386
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,976
Fine, fine.
387
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,769
♪♪
388
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,563
I should've brought
a magazine or something.
389
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,523
I need to read
when I do this.
390
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:03,360
21: All of this
is Guild Technology.
391
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,612
That's Maybe Man's
Indifference Engine.
392
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,656
That's Nat King Cobra's
Venomator.
393
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,825
I think that's Mr. Monday's
calendar of magic Mondays.
394
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,660
All of this crap
is Guild.
395
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,831
Even this forcefield is from
Jungle Jim's Green House Ray.
396
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:19,418
Very observant.
397
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,420
Yes, and that's
Grover Cleveland's
398
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:22,671
presidential time machine,
399
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,799
and this is
PoseiDonJuan's Sexy Trident.
400
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,177
And I've got
Gerock The Demolisher's
401
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,512
fur underpants.
402
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,057
All stolen from the Guild,
all of it!
403
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,600
And now I steal you
404
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:35,768
from the Guild,
405
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:39,396
if you survive
the most dangerous game.
406
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,315
I thought
we already did.
407
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,858
Choose your color.
408
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:45,027
What are those,
lawn darts?
409
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,072
Yep. Banned
throughout the world.
410
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,199
It took me years to procure
411
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,368
these last remaining examples
412
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,827
of plastic doom.
413
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,413
Really?
That's -- That's it?
414
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,416
We shall play Dive Bomb,
415
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,794
the sinister version
of that traditional game
416
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,754
where we throw up a dart
as high as we can
417
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,090
and then run away from it
at the last minute.
418
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:10,511
If you da-a-a-a-a-re!
419
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,471
Pshh!
I played this and GI Joes
420
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,932
every day when I was 8.
421
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,225
Let's do it.
422
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,435
[ Footsteps crunching ]
423
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:24,316
♪♪
424
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:29,238
♪♪
425
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,781
It worked!
426
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,492
But silver nitrate
does this to your skin.
427
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,369
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
Cheese!
428
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,662
Thanks, dickhead.
429
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,788
That's for the Ven-Tech
Christmas card.
430
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,832
You're welcome.
When I was outside the X-12,
431
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,750
I found what that
machine launched at us.
432
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,961
It's a soda can.
You know what that means.
433
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,715
[ Scoffs ] So much for a complex
automatic defense system.
434
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,509
No, someone's
piloting that thing.
435
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:53,721
Yeah.
He's standing on the roof.
436
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,641
Look at this guy.
What an asshole.
437
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,728
21: Why didn't you just
join the Guild?
438
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,522
Because the Guild
is all "safety caps"
439
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,357
and "choking warnings."
440
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,942
Aah!
441
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:11,196
My Peril Partnership
has no rules or treaties.
442
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,658
After we hobble the Guild,
we shall destroy the OSI.
443
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,828
One, two, three.
444
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,828
They will pay
for what they did to me.
445
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,497
-Dive bomb!
-What did the OSI do to you?
446
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,957
They threw me out.
447
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:26,628
I was once Mission Creep,
their most valuable agent.
448
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,130
Oh, so close.
My turn.
449
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,632
After completing a successful
siege of a mountain fortress...
450
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,675
Dive bomb!
451
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,886
...I remained
to secure the area.
452
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,555
That got you kicked
out of the OSI?
453
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:39,141
There were complications,
casualties!
454
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,394
Boy Scouts should never camp
near a mountain fortress.
455
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,605
I'm a soldier, damn you!
456
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,149
I soldiered!
Boy Scouts?
457
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,235
You -- You slaughtered
Boy Scouts?
458
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,361
Wow.
459
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,656
They were wearing
paramilitary clothing!
460
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:58,243
Anyone could've
made that mistake.
461
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,661
Dive bomb!
462
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,079
Rup!
[ Cash register dings ]
463
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,167
Thank you.
[ Coins clatter ]
464
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,127
You sure you don't
want anything?
465
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,798
Okay.
466
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,591
You're not getting
any of mine.
467
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:13,592
[ Doorbell rings ]
468
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:14,885
Billy:
I'm not sure
469
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,179
that was the best way
to get a woman's attention.
470
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,349
She's OSI, and they can't stand
the Peril Partnership,
471
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,268
so I defected and took
this weather machine mission.
472
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,772
She would hear about it.
She'd hurt. Hurt like I do.
473
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,524
Dude, stalker much?
Where's your copy
474
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,442
of "Catcher in the Rye"
and your handgun?
475
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,568
That is idiotic!
476
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,612
I tried to date
a known black widow.
477
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,863
Killed all her husbands.
478
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,615
Not only did I not get any,
479
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,492
I was slapped with
a restraining order.
480
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,743
What did I do?
481
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,203
I got back on that
horse and started
482
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,163
Facebooking her
from a fake account.
483
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,582
Was that supposed
to be inspirational?
484
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,583
You're just as bad.
485
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,544
Actually, that may be worse.
486
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,629
I just gave the kids a snow day.
487
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:51,922
You are a cyber stalker.
488
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,550
You messed with crazy
Guild technology!
489
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,926
I'd never do that.
490
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:59,221
I do not play fast and loose
with super science, sir.
491
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,849
[ Sighs ]
492
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,518
How many times --
Are we done yet?
493
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,853
The most dangerous game!
494
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,938
The last one!
The big launch!
495
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,315
This one is gonna sail, baby!
496
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,276
[ Pants ]
497
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,279
Dive bomb super duper!
498
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,446
[ Electricity crackles ]
499
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,699
Get your finger.
Don't touch anything else.
500
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:19,908
Crap, a caveman!
501
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,828
And...
Malcolm?
502
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,080
What are you doing
in 70 million years ago?
503
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,249
[ Gasps ]
504
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,625
You win.
505
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,961
[ Body thuds ]
We killed the caveman!
506
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,379
All right. Get back
in the time machine.
507
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:35,549
We need to go back farther
and fix this, too.
508
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:38,135
[ Electricity crackles ]
509
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,261
Huh.
510
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,723
Did that asshole
just call me Malcolm?
511
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:46,268
That is for BSA Troop 486!
512
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:51,565
Hey, let's not mention
this part to the Guild, okay?
513
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:52,649
Yeah, not a word.
514
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,277
[ Sighs ]
Dream team.
515
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,323
[ Footsteps squelching ]
516
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:02,075
Mm.
[ Groans ]
517
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:06,622
Hey, isn't this
my brother's dorm?
518
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,749
Dorm. Dormi--
519
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,043
Dormitor--
Dormitorium.
520
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:20,969
♪♪
521
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,680
Dean: Jared!
Don't you see the tie?
522
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,602
What?
523
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,603
[ Gasps ] Hank!
524
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:30,771
I-It's not what you think.
525
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,981
Mnh. What is --
526
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,232
No, it is what you think.
527
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,943
Wait,
what do you think it is?
528
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,778
I think you were
freezing to death
529
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,738
and did this to survive.
530
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,073
It is what you think?
531
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,325
No, it's not
what you think.
532
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,327
What --
What were you thinking?
533
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,870
We weren't thinking.
534
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,872
You weren't thinking
about me, that's for sure.
535
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,708
We didn't think
this would happen!
536
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,919
I don't know what to think.
537
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,338
Holy shit!
538
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,007
Uh, there's
a bear behind you.
539
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,009
Oh, good.
540
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,303
You guys see him, too.
541
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:14,314
♪♪
542
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:23,448
♪♪
543
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:32,541
♪♪
544
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,917
♪♪
545
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,544
Thank you for
letting me do this.
546
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,921
I had to pull a lot of strings
to let you come down here,
547
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,133
but under these circumstances,
it's the least I can do.
548
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:44,052
I'm sure our prisoner exchange
sweetened the deal for you.
549
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,680
We will enjoy having
Black Strap back with us.
550
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:47,806
Did you torture him?
551
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:48,974
Daily.
552
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,601
Got to love those treaties.
[ Sighs ]
553
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,145
I have to warn you,
554
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:56,106
we adjusted the traitor's...
temperament.
555
00:21:56,189 --> 00:22:00,527
Well, I'll leave you
two alone for a bit.
556
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:01,737
♪♪
557
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,531
S-464, are you awake?
558
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:05,699
I am.
559
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:06,783
I'm here.
560
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,286
I don't care what you did.
I love you.
561
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,413
Do I know you?
562
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,206
No, no, no, no.
563
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,625
Your brain!
They screwed with your brain!
564
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,419
This is Stranger 464.
565
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,419
Why?
566
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,881
Why? Oh, no, no, no, no.
567
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,881
We have an OSI
incursion, Med Unit 3.
568
00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:24,217
Noooooo!
569
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:28,430
Yep!