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Narrator: FROM OUT OF THE
DUSTY HIGHLANDS, THREE DARK

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RIDERS CAME TO SAVE THE SOUL OF
ROCK WITH A LADLE OF HEAVY METAL

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FIRE AND METAPHORIC MEAT
DRIPPINGS.

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WE SET THE WORLD ON FIRE WITH
OUR SOUND.

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Hank: TECHNICALLY IT WAS MY
KITCHEN THAT WE SET ON FIRE.

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[ BEEPS ]
Narrator: THIS IS A STORY OF

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FAILURE AND TRIUMPH, THEN SOME
MORE FAILURE AND TRIUMPH, THEN

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AN EXPLOSION AND MORE FAILURE
FOLLOWED BY DOUBLE TRIUMPH.

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THIS IS THE STORY OF
SHALLOW GRAVY.

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EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE THE MOST
IMPORTANT BAND SINCE

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THE BEATLES, SHALLOW GRAVY
DIDN'T BEGIN THAT WAY.

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YOUNG HANK VENTURE STARTED LIFE
AS THE BETTER-LOOKING SON OF

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DR. THADDEUS VENTURE.

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Dr. Venture: WELL, MUSIC'S IN
THE VENTURE BLOOD.

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YOU KNOW, I TINKLE THE IVORIES A
BIT MYSELF.

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Narrator: AS A FORMER CHILD
STAR AND WORLD-FAMOUS

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ADVENTURING SUPER SCIENTIST,
DR. VENTURE HAD HIGH HOPES FOR

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HIS SON.

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BUT HANK WAS DESTINED FOR
GREATER THINGS.

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Brock: I GAVE HIM MY OLD BASS
FOR CHRISTMAS ONE YEAR AND

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HE STARTED A BAND THE NEXT DAY.

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Hank: BROCK GAVE ME LESSONS.

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HE EVEN TAUGHT ME A MNEMONIC
DEVICE TO REMEMBER THE NAMES OF

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ALL THE STRINGS.

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♪ EVERY ADVERSARY DIES
GLORIOUSLY ♪

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Narrator: HANK'S SOLO EFFORT
WAS RECEIVED WARMLY, BUT THERE

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WAS SOMETHING ALWAYS MISSING --
THE SMOKING CHARISMA AND POWER

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OF THE PERFECT FRONT MAN.

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THIS ONE IS CALLED "SWORD ON
THE BACK."

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OW! [BLEEP] STINGS.

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LET ME DO THAT AGAIN.

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Narrator: DERMOTT FICTEL WAS
BORN TO RAISE HELL OVER HIS HEAD

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AND SCREAM "WHO WANTS A PIECE OF
HELL?"

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I MOVED AROUND A LOT WHEN I
WAS A KID.

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I WAS ON THE LAM.

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BUSTED OUT OF JUVIE AFTER
HITTING A KID WITH THE TOUCH OF

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DEATH.

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HE SAID WHAT?

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OH, PLEASE, HE LIVE HERE HIS
WHOLE LIFE WITH HIS SISTER.

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Narrator: A SELF-TAUGHT
MASTER OF JEET KUNE DO, AND HIS

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OWN "IRON PUNCHING" SYSTEM,
DERMOTT WAS POISED FOR STARDOM.

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DERMOTT ALWAYS LIKED MUSIC.

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WHEN HE WAS LITTLE, HE WOULD
STAND ON THE COUCH AND SING

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SPICE GIRLS SONGS.

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NIKKI, SHUT UP! I DID NOT!

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HE DID. IT WAS ADORABLE.

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Narrator: TWO YOUNG TRAVELERS
ON THE SAME ROAD PAVED WITH

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HARD-ROCK DREAMS.

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FATE DREW THEM TOGETHER AS IF
ONE WAS A MAGNET THAT WAS

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ATTRACTED TO TROUBLE, AND THE
OTHER WAS NEGATIVELY CHARGED

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TROUBLE.

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RUSTY'S DAY CAMP!

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THE FANS STILL NEED TO
CONNECT WITH RUSTY.

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I'M -- I'M RUSTY.

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SO<i> LAME.</i>

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I WENT.

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I GOT TIRED OF THE BOY ALWAYS
ASKING ME, "WHO'S MY DADDY?"

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I TOLD HIM, "YOU WANT TO MEET
YOUR DADDY?

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HE'S RIGHT UP THE ROAD."

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LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER AT
CAMP RUSTY?

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THAT'S -- WELL, BROCK, UH, GETS
AROUND.

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HE'S A BIT OF A GADABOUT.

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Brock: I WAS TEACHING LIKE A
BABY VERSION OF JUDO TO THE

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CAMPERS, AND THIS FAT KID STARTS
UP WITH THIS CRAP.

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TURNED OUT TO BE A COMPLETE
WASTE OF MY TIME 'CAUSE NOBODY

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AT THAT DORKFEST WAS COOL ENOUGH
TO BE RELATED TO ME.

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Brock: YOU EVER WANT TO KICK
A KID'S ASS, BUT YOU CAN'T?

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YEAH, BUT ME AND HANK TOTALLY
HIT IT OFF.

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[ HORNS HONKING ]
DUDE, DID YOU TALK TO HIS

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WIMP-ASS BROTHER YET?

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[BLEEP] DECKED HIS ASS.

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Dean: HE'S SUCH A LIAR.

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I DECKED<i> HIM.</i>

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Narrator: HANK AND DERMOTT
FOUND OUT THEY SHARED A FATHER

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THAT DAY, AND HIS NAME WAS
ROCK 'N' ROLL.

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WITH THE ADDITION OF A KEY
MEMBER...

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[ BEEPING ]
Narrator: ...SHALLOW GRAVY

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WAS BORN.

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Dr. Venture: I USED TO USE
H.E.L.P.eR. FOR PARTIES.

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PROGRAMMED HIM TO PLAY ALL THE
POPULAR SONGS OF THE DAY.

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WE'D ALL SING OVER HIM FOR FUN.

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[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING.

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I INVENTED KARAOKE.

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Narrator: WITH ALL THREE
MEMBERS IN PLACE, THEY BEGAN

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REHEARSING IN HANK'S BEDROOM,
AND THE LOCAL PRESS TOOK NOTICE.

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Dean: WELL, THE HOME NEWS
BACK THEN WASN'T THE SLICK

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WEEKLY IT IS TODAY.

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I MEAN, IT HAD ALL THE
HARD-HITTING FACTS THAT MY

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READERS DEMAND, BUT IT WAS
DITTOED AND STAPLED ON THE SIDE.

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Narrator: RIDING THE WAVE OF
SUCCESS, THEY QUICKLY PUT THEIR

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HOT SOUND ON CASSETTE TAPE TO
FEED THE ROCK-HUNGRY MASSES.

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#21: DUDE, I GOT THAT
CASSINGLE.

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IT WAS LIKE 30 MINUTES OF ONE
SONG THAT SOUNDED LIKE AN

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EXPLODING CAR MADE OUT OF
BASSES.

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[ Chuckling ] AWESOME!

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Hank: OUR ORIGINAL SOUND WAS
A LOT MORE, UM, I WANT TO SAY

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"RAW"?

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FREAKING HANK COULD HARDLY
PLAY BASS.

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Hank: DERMOTT COULDN'T REALLY
SING YET, BUT WE GREW TOGETHER

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AS A BAND.

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HANK'S NEW WAVE WAS RUBBING
OFF ON ME, AND MY "[BLEEP] NO

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GUTS NO GLORY" ATTITUDE WAS
RUBBING OFF ON HIM.

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WE WERE JUST RUBBING OFF ON EACH
OTHER.

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TOTALLY NOT IN THE GAY WAY,
THOUGH.

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Narrator: NEW DRUMMER, HOT
PRESS, AND THEIR FIRST RELEASE.

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THINGS WERE LOOKING UP FOR
SHALLOW GRAVY.

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THEN, TRAGEDY STRUCK.

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IN A FREAK ACCIDENT DURING A
FREAK BATTLE ON HANK'S LAWN,

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H.E.L.P.eR. WAS MORTALLY WOUNDED
IN A CAR ACCIDENT.

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#21: CAR ACCIDENT?!

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DUDE, THAT CAR WAS BLOWN UP ON
PURPOSE!

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PLUS, THERE WAS A GUY IN THE
CAR!

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WHO CARES ABOUT A [BLEEP]
ROBOT?!

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OH, IT WAS TRAGIC.

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I MEAN, SURE, WE LOST HUNDREDS
OF LIVES THAT DAY, BUT WHEN YOU

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LOSE A FAMILY MEMBER, IT'S --
IT'S TOUGH.

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Hank: IT WAS LIKE ONE MINUTE
HE WAS THERE, AND THE NEXT HE

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WAS, LIKE, EVERYWHERE --
THE LAWN, THE ROOF.

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Brock: HIS LITTLE, UH, HEAD
PIECE WAS STUCK HERE FOR A

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WHILE.

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I WASN'T THERE.

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I MEAN, IF I WAS, FREAKING HEADS
WOULD HAVE ROLLED.

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I WOULD HAVE GONE SICK-HOUSE.

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WHAT KIND OF DICK HATES
ROCK 'N' ROLL SO MUCH THEY HAVE

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TO DESTROY IT?!

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Monarch: HEY, HERE'S
SOMETHING FOR YOUR GOOFY LITTLE

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SLIDE SHOW --<i> I</i> BROKE UP THE
BAND.

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SO, UH...SUCK ON THAT, AMERICA.

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Narrator: IN A BLINDING
FLASH, SHALLOW GRAVY WAS OVER.

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HANK FOUND HIMSELF IN HIS
ROOTS -- MUSIC.

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Dean: HE ACTUALLY GOT GOOD.

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I MEAN, IT WAS ALMOST REAL
MUSIC.

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I BUILT HIM HIS FIRST AMP OUT OF
AN OLD SPEAK &amp; SPELL.

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YEAH, IT WAS ORANGE.

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Narrator: WHILE
DERMOTT FICTEL FOUND HIMSELF IN

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THE DARKNESS OF HIS OWN TROUBLED
MIND.

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OH, MAN, MY WORLD JUST CAVED
IN ON ME.

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NO BAND, MAN.

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I WAS LIKE, "WELL, NOW I GOT TO
BECOME AN ULTIMATE FIGHTER I

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GUESS."

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Hank: WITHOUT DERMOTT AROUND
TO TELL ME ALL MY IDEAS WERE

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RETARDED, I WAS REALLY FREE TO
EXPLORE AND CREATE.

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SO I DIDN'T SEE HIM LIKE ALL
SUMMER.

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AND THEN SUDDENLY, TOTALLY OUT
OF NOWHERE, HE CALLS ME AND

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PLAYS THIS KILLER RIFF OVER MY
PHONE FROM HIS WATCH-PHONE.

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Hank: THIS IS THE ACTUAL
JACKET THAT INSPIRED THE SONG

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"JACKET."

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[ SNIFFS ]
YEAH, I WROTE THOSE LYRICS IN

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ONE NIGHT.

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SONG USED TO BE CALLED "JACK."

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IT WAS ABOUT JACK THE RIPPER.

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Hank: IT WAS ALL ABOUT SOME
OLD GUY THAT KILLED PEOPLE OR

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SOMETHING.

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I SAID, "THAT WILL NEVER SELL!"
YOU KNOW WHAT SELLS?

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JACKETS.

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Narrator: BACK ON COURSE AND
READY TO SET THE MUSIC WORLD ON

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FIRE, ONLY ONE PIECE WAS
MISSING, BUT NOT FOR LONG.

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Dr. Venture: H.E.L.P.eR.'S A
FAMILY MEMBER, AND WHEN YOU LOSE

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A FAMILY MEMBER, WHAT DO YOU DO?

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CRY? NO!

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YOU REBUILD HIM.

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THAT'S THE VENTURE WAY!

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SO H.E.L.P.eR'S BACK AND HE'S
HUGE AND SPIDER-LIKE.

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AND IT WAS AWESOME, AND I GO,
"HANK, NEW NAME --

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SHALLOW GRAVE."

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[ BEEPING ]
Hank: H.E.L.P.eR. THOUGHT IT

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WAS PRETENTIOUS AND UNFAIRLY
PIGEONHOLED US, SO WE WENT WITH

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SHALLOW<i> GRAVY.</i>

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I ADDED THE GRAVY.

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YOU GET IT?

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Narrator: REUNITED AND
RE-ENERGIZED, THE BAND WAS EAGER

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TO UNLEASH THEIR NEW SOUND ON
THE PUBLIC.

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IT WAS TIME FOR SHALLOW GRAVY TO
TAKE TO THE ROAD.

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I THINK WE'RE BEING SHUT
DOWN.

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Dr. Venture: HEY, WOULD YOU
KEEP IT DOWN, THE WHO?

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KNOCK IT OFF.

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UGH, IF I HAD TO HEAR THAT
[BLEEP] SONG ONE MORE TIME, I

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SWEAR...

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SO I GAVE HANK MY DAD'S OLD
BATTLE VAN AND TOLD THEM TO JUST

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GO...SOMEWHERE.

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Hank: WE CALLED IT "THE GRAVY
BOAT."

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[ SNORTS ] GET IT?

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Narrator: THE ROAD WAS A
HARSH MISTRESS.

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AND WITH THE PRICE OF FUELING A
GIGANTIC ANTIQUE CAR HAULING A

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BAND WITH A 900-POUND DRUMMER,
IT WAS ALSO A SHORT MISTRESS...

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I SAID, "MAKE SOME [BLEEP]
NOISE!"

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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Narrator: ...UNTIL THEY
FINALLY LANDED THE GIG SHOW OF A

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LIFETIME.

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HOMESCHOOL PROM, WE ARE
SHALLOW GRAVY!

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2, 3, 4!

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Hank: AH, YEAH, THE PROM GIG.

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PROM GIG -- THE BIGGEST VENUE
WE EVER PLAYED.

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Hank: ALL THOSE SOUNDS, ALL
THOSE COLORS!

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AW, PEOPLE WERE, LIKE,
TEARING OFF THEIR CLOTHES AND

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PULLING OFF THEIR PANTS!

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Hank: DERMOTT TOOK OFF HIS
SHIRT, I THINK.

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IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT?

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Narrator: THAT GIG ALSO
BROUGHT SHALLOW GRAVY TO THE

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ATTENTION OF A LOCAL AMATEUR
DEEJAY AND SOMETIMES-SCIENTIST.

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Pete: MAGIC. THEY HAD IT ALL.

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I MEAN, A GREAT BASS SOUND, A
PISSED-OFF FRONT MAN --

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Quizboy: AND A ROBOT.

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Pete: REAL ROBOT!

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THEY'RE NOT LIKE THOSE KRAFTWERK
PHONIES!

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LISTEN, BOY BANDS ARE ALWAYS
HOT.

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I WANTED TO GET THEM INTO THE
STUDIO IMMEDIATELY.

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Quizboy: YEAH, BEFORE THEY
WERE A MAN BAND.

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Narrator: LIKE AN ALBINO
BRIAN ENO AND A HYDROCEPHALIC

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MARTIN HANNETT, THE PRODUCTION
DUO FEVERISHLY EXPERIMENTED IN

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SEARCH OF THAT PERFECT "GRAVY"
SOUND.

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Pete: I LIKE TO CALL IT THE
"WALL OF WHITE."

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Hank: IT SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS
RECORDED ON THE MOON!

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TOTALLY [BLEEP] OVERPRODUCED.

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[ BEEP ]
Narrator: "JACKET" HIT THE

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MUSIC SCENE LIKE A STORM THAT
RAINED MOLTEN LEAD INSTEAD OF

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REGULAR WATER AND IT BURNED THE
PANTS -- I JUST CAN'T SAY THESE

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THINGS.

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WHY ARE YOU STOPPING? GO!

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Narrator: IT'S JUST A SILLY
LINE.

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Hank: DUDE, THIS IS THE BEST
PART!

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THIS IS THE BIG FINISH!

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Narrator: DID YOU BOYS WRITE
THIS?

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Hank: SHALLOW GRAVY ISN'T
JUST A BAND, IT'S BEST FRIENDS

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THAT MADE A MOVEMENT!

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[ SNORTS ] MOVEMENT.

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I NEVER FOUND MY FATHER, BUT
I FOUND MY BROTHER...IN ROCK.

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THE WORLD WILL KNOW THE NAMES
HANK VENTURE AND DERMOTT FICTEL.

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Dr. Venture: WAIT. FICTEL?

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AND -- AND HE'S 17?

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NO, NO. THAT'S --
I, UM...

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THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER.

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Narrator: THAT'S THE END OF
OUR STORY, BUT NOT THE END OF

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SHALLOW GRAVY.

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THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

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[ JACKET UNZIPS ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

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♪ YELLOW
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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♪ STRAIGHT
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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♪ SMOKING
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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Both: ♪ FULL METAL JACKET
♪ FLACK

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
♪ LEATHER

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
♪ VARSITY

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
Both: ♪ IT'S BROCK'S JACKET

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♪ PUFFY
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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♪ BULLETPROOF
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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♪ TRACK
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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Both: ♪ WOOLEN JACKET
♪ DUNGAREE

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
♪ JEAN

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
♪ DENIM

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
Both: ♪ THEY'RE ALL THE SAME

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JACKET ♪
♪ YOU ARE MY OUTERWEAR

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♪ MY SPECIAL COAT WITHOUT A
TEAR ♪

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♪ JACKETS ARE EVERYWHERE
♪ WITH A HOOD OR A BELT OR A

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SLEEVELESS ONE ♪
Hank: ♪ DOESN'T COUNT

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♪ THAT'S A VEST CALLED A
JERKIN ♪

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A-TWO, THREE, FOUR!

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♪ FONZIE'S
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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♪ BOLERO
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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♪ TUXEDO
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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Both: ♪ EISENHOWER JACKET
♪ NEHRU

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
♪ SATIN

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
♪ RIDING

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
Both: ♪ TECHNICOLOR JACKET

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♪ WELDING
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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♪ A CHILD'S
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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♪ A DRIVING
Hank: ♪ JACKET

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Both: ♪ REVERSIBLE JACKET
♪ MEMBERS ONLY

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
♪ A PADDED

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
♪ FRINGED

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Hank: ♪ JACKET
Both: ♪ DOUBLE-BREASTED

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JACKET ♪
♪ THESE ARE THE COATS WE

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WEAR ♪
♪ OF DEVIL'S PLAID AND WITCH'S

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HAIR ♪
♪ JACKETS ARE EVERYWHERE

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♪ YOU ARE MY OUTERWEAR
♪ MY SPECIAL COAT WITHOUT A

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TEAR ♪
♪ JACKETS ARE EVERYWHERE

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♪ WITH A HOOD OR A BELT OR A
SLEEVELESS ONE ♪

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Hank: ♪ DOESN'T COUNT
♪ THAT'S A VEST CALLED A

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JERKIN ♪
♪ UH

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♪ WE'RE ALL WEARIN' JACKETS

