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[ German accent ] GENTLEMEN,
WE ARE READY TO BEGIN.
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YOU'VE ALL COME SO FAR IN JUST
A FEW SHORT MONTHS TOGETHER.
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FAT CHANCE,
WHEN WE STARTED,
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YOU HAD NO CONTROL
OVER YOUR POWERS.
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SEE THIS?
TOTALLY RANDOM.
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[ SQUEALS ]
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NONSENSE.
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THIS IS A DOOR
THROUGH TIME UND SPACE.
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WHERE IT GOES
IS UP TO YOU.
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YOU MUST BECOME
FAT CHOICE.
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PROFESSOR IMPOSSIBLE,
YOU HAVE LEARNED
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TO STRETCH YOURSELF IN WAYS
YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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I DON'T LOOK ANYTHING
LIKE THAT!
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IT'S JUST TOO HARD.
I CAN'T BE SOMEONE ELSE.
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AGAIN.
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Killinger:
UND, BARON UNDERBHEIT...
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[ WHOOSH ]
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EXCELLENT.
BUT WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?
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NOW, WITH THE ADDITION
OF OUR NEWEST RECRUITS,
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RADICAL LEFT
AND HENCHMAN ZERO --
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"ZERO."
IT'S JUST ZERO.
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I HENCH FOR NO MAN.
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JA --
WITH RADICAL LEFT UND ZERO,
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THE REVENGE SOCIETY
IS FINALLY READY
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TO MAKE ITS DEBUT
ON THE WORLD STAGE.
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I'M STILL NOT SOLD
ON THIS PLAN OF YOURS.
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A HEIST?
A BIT BENEATH US, ISN'T IT?
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I LIKE IT.
IT'S OLD-SCHOOL, YOU KNOW?
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AND WE ARE IN NEED
OF OPERATING CAPITAL.
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WELL,
IT MAY BE GOOD ENOUGH
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FOR FAT ALBERT
AND HIS JUNKYARD GANG HERE,
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BUT I WAS ONCE
A TOP MEMBER
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OF THE GUILD
OF CALAMITOUS INTENT.
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AND, WHAT'S MORE,
I FOUNDED THIS REVENGE SOCIETY!
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JA, MIT A SHOE
UND A TOASTER.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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Killinger:
I HAVE NOT COME TO USURP
YOUR AUTHORITY, HERR LIMB.
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MINE IS ONLY TO GUIDE YOU
TO YOUR TRUEST SELVES.
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BUT YOU MUST HAVE FAITH.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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[ GASPS ]
SOMEBODY'S COMING!
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RUN.
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Dr. Mrs. The Monarch:
OH, IT'S SO ROMANTIC.
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WE'RE MOVING INTO THE HOUSE
YOU WERE RAISED IN.
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IT'S LIKE A FAIRY TALE.
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IT DIDN'T LOOK QUITE THIS BAD
WHEN I WAS A KID.
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YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE
THE KIND OF PLACE
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THAT HAS CREEPY, WET ASIAN KIDS
CRAWLING ON THE CEILING.
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[ ENGINE ROARS ]
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Jonas:
WELCOME TO YOUR NEW WORLD --
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A WORLD OF LUXURY, FINE DINING,
WORLD-CLASS ENTERTAINMENT,
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AND, OF COURSE, CUTTING-EDGE
SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.
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STEP INTO OUR STELLAR CASINO.
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OOH.
LOVE THAT GRAVITY.
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WHATEVER YOUR PLEASURE,
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BECAUSE THE LARGEST
SPACE STATION EVER BUILT
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IS ALSO THE FIRST EVER
TO BE OPEN TO THE PUBLIC.
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WELCOME TO GARGANTUA-2.
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Dr. Venture:
AND...HOGWASH.
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WELL, I GUESS IF YOU INCLUDE
THE LITTLE ANTENNA ON TOP,
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IT'S THE LARGEST.
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DID I EVER TELL YOU YOUR OLD MAN
WAS THE FIRST BOY IN SPACE?
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[ SNORING ]
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WELL, FIRST AMERICAN BOY,
ANYWAY.
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BUT I WAS THE FIRST
TO COME BACK ALIVE.
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POOR LITTLE DMITRI.
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WHY IS IT
SO UNBELIEVABLE
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THAT I GOT INVITED
TO GARGANTUA-2?
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'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST, LIKE,
A NORMAL GUY -- AND BARELY THAT.
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I AM A SKILLED SURGEON,
HANK.
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I PUT YOUR DAD'S ARM
BACK ON HIS BODY,
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AND I UNTWISTED YOU
AND YOUR BROTHER'S TESTICLES.
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OH,
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
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[ GASPS ]
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YOU FONDLED CLONE HANK!
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DOES MY LITTLE BILLY-BOY
WANT A PILLOW?
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OH, WILL YOU
STOP BABYING HIM?
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NOW, WHY DON'T YOU SNUGGLE UP
NEXT TO ME
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AND GET
SOME SMOOCHIN' IN?
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[ Laughing ]
OH, RODNEY, YOU DEVIL.
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Quizboy: EXCUSE ME.
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I WANT THE PILLOW NOW.
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Gentleman: [ Scottish accent ]
DON'T YOU EYEBALL ME,
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OR I'LL THROW YOU
RIGHT OUT OF THAT AIRLOCK!
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NOW, HORACE,
YOU BE NICE TO THAT ROBOT.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU FORGAVE THEM.
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I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THEM!
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YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON A ROBOT,
AND THEY STAB YOU IN IT!
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WITH THEIR WEE,
LITTLE TWIRLING KNIVES
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HIDDEN BEHIND THEIR CLAWS.
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[ Monotone ]
IF YOU REQUIRE A REFRESHMENT --
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EH! ONE MORE WORD, AND YOU'RE
GOING OUT THAT BACK DOOR.
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YOU CAN FLY BACK TO HELL!
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Amber: SO,
IT'S YOUR BASIC NANNY DETAIL?
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Brock: NOT SO BASIC.
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WE'RE NOT OFFICIALLY HERE.
NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT US.
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NOT EVEN THE CLIENT?
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ESPECIALLY NOT THE CLIENT.
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J.J. IS WHAT WE CALL
A PROBLEM CHILD.
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HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN THE WHOLE
"SUPERVILLAIN/SUPERSPY GAME,"
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AS HE CALLS IT, AND HE'S REFUSED
O.S.I. PROTECTION.
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SO WHY ARE WE BOTHERING?
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JUST 'CAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN THE BOOGEYMAN
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DOESN'T MEAN HE AIN'T HIDIN'
UNDER YOUR BED.
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WE RAN J.J.'s BOOKS,
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AND SOME OF HIS INVESTORS
TURNED OUT TO BE SHELL COMPANIES
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HELD BY...THE INVESTORS.
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SO YOU THINK
J.J.'s DIRTY?
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NAH, JUST NAIVE.
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J.J.'s RICH,
HE'S A VENTURE,
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AND HE BUILDS
THE KIND OF STUFF
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WE DON'T WANT
FALLING INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
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THAT MAKES HIM
A TRIPLE-DECKER SUNDAE
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TO EVERY COSTUME JOB
WITH A SWEET TOOTH,
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AND THIS SPACE STATION OF HIS
IS THE CHERRY ON TOP.
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HERE.
TAKE OVER A SEC.
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I GOT TO GO CHECK
ON OUR CIVILIAN VOLUNTEERS.
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[ LOUD CLANK ]
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DID SOMEONE
THROW A...ROBOT...OUT?
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OH, HEY.
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[ MUFFLED WHIMPERING ]
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I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU FOLKS KNOW
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HOW MUCH
YOUR UNCLE SAM APPRECIATES YOU
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LOANING US
YOUR FANCY SPACE PLANE.
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AND, UH...
HE'S ALSO GONNA NEED YOUR PANTS.
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Monarch:
UGH! DISGUSTING!
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WHO THE HELL
HAS BEEN LIVING HERE?
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SQUATTERS.
VAGRANTS, PROBABLY.
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YEAH, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
I'M GONNA GO SCOPE OUT UPSTAIRS.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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UH...ALL CLEAR!
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AW, SWEETIE, WE'LL FIX IT UP,
MAKE IT A REAL HOME.
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HONESTLY, I NEVER REALLY
WARMED UP TO OUR LAST PLACE.
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IT WAS JUST TOO...
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COLD. IT WAS A COLD HOUSE --
LIKE, EMOTIONALLY.
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I JUST...
[SNIFFLES]
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I REALLY WISH
TIM-TOM AND KEVIN COULD BE HERE.
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EH.
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I AM REALLY GONNA MISS
THOSE ADORABLE, LITTLE MOPPETS.
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I-IN A WAY, IT'S...BEST
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THAT THEY DIDN'T LIVE
TO SEE...THIS.
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[ TECHNO RINGTONE PLAYS ]
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OH?
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[ Sighing ]
OH, IT'S SOVEREIGN.
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HE'S CALLING A MEETING
OF THE COUNCIL OF 13.
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OH-HO!
YOUR FIRST MEETING!
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WAIT -- WHAT? WHEN?
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WE SHOULD
TOTALLY CELEBRATE!
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I CAN'T, IT'S --
WELL, I-IT'S RIGHT NOW.
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IT SAYS
THEY'RE SENDING A CA--
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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Monarch: HUH.
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THOSE GUYS GIVE ME
THE SUPER-CREEPS.
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I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS, HONEY.
Y-Y-- BAD TIMING.
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MAYBE WE'LL GET DINNER LATER.
I PROMISE.
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MAYBE CHINESE?
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Steppenwolf:
SERIOUSLY, IT'S ONE DUMPLING.
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WHY EVEN BOTHER
WRAPPING IT UP?
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WE'RE LATE ENOUGH BECAUSE
OF YOUR PRECIOUS PEKING DUCK.
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[ WARBLES ]
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HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
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HE JUST SAID
IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
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[ TECHNO RINGTONE PLAYS ]
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[ BEEP ]
AH.
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T-TAKE OVER FOR ME,
WILL YA, BRUNO?
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SOMETHIN' WRONG, BOSS?
WHO WAS THAT?
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AS IT SAYS
IN THE A.A. BIG BOOK,
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"FOLLOW THE DICTATES
OF A HIGHER POWER,
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AND YOU WILL PRESENTLY LIVE
IN A NEW AND WONDERFUL WORLD."
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[ SIZZLING ]
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[ SIZZLING ]
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[ DOGS BARKING ]
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Wild Fop: BOSIE!
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DO KENNEL THE HOUNDS AND BRING
THE CAMRY AROUND, WON'T YOU?
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THE SOVEREIGN CAN BE SUCH
THE QUEEN BITCH WHEN WE'RE LATE.
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[ DOGS GROWLING ]
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[ SNIFFS ]
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CAT PEE?
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[ DOGS BARKING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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UGH!
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O.S.I. soldier:
TARGET 2 IS DOWN!
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WHAT?!
WHO THE HELL FIRED?!
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WASN'T US, SIR.
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[ ALARMS BEEPING ]
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TARGET 7 IS ALSO DOWN!
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I'VE GOT TARGETS 9 AND 10
DOWN, AS WELL.
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[ RAPID BEEPING ]
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AND...THERE GOES TARGET 12.
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DAMN IT! WHAT THE SAM HARRIS
IS GOING ON HERE?!
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BRING THE COUNCIL UP
ON THE BIG BOARD.
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SURVEY SAYS...
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[ BUZZER ]
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WE'VE BEEN MADE, BOYS.
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SOVEREIGN KNOWS
WE'RE CLOSING IN,
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AND THAT BIG TALKING HEAD
IS BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!
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YOU, GIVE ME
A STATUS REPORT
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ON OUR OTHER
SURVEILLANCE TARGETS!
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[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
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TOO SLOW!
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SNOOPY!
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ALREADY ON IT.
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VENDATA IS STILL M.I.A.,
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DR. Z HASN'T BEEN SEEN
SINCE THE 5th, AND --
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OH, BOY.
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HENDERSON'S REPORTING
THAT RED MANTLE AND DRAGOON
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GAVE HIM THE SLIP
THIS MORNING.
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DAMN IT! FIND THEM!
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[ SIGHS ] HENDERSON.
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WE NEED
TO SHEAR THESE SHEEP
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BEFORE THE SOVEREIGN
LEADS 'EM TO SLAUGHTER.
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Dr. Venture: WELL, CHECK AGAIN.
DID YOU TRY "THADDEUS VENTURE"?
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"DR. THADDEUS VENTURE"?
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"T. VENTURE"?
"RUSTY"?
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NOPE!
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I'VE GOT, UH,
HANK, DEAN,
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AND, UH, SOMEONE NAMED
SCAMP VENTURE.
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YEAH, SCAMP WAS A DOG,
AND HE'S DEAD.
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AH, THE WEE MAN
MUST HAVE BEEN HAVING A LAUGH.
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I'LL JUST PUT YOU
IN SCAMP'S PARVA CUBICULUM.
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AH.
THAT SOUNDS FANCY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DON'T
HAVE ME ON THE MANIFEST!
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I HAVE AN INVITE!
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DOES MY LITTLE WATER BABY
WANT TO BUNK WITH HIS MOMMY?
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OVER MY ROTTING CORPSE.
228
00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:52,555
♪ HUSH, LITTLE BILLY,
DON'T SAY A WORD ♪
229
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HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE
A SAUNA?!
230
00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:57,476
WHAT KINDA TINY-TOWN MONKEY SHOP
ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!
231
00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,688
ALL ACCOMMODATIONS
ARE EQUIPPED WITH SHOWER STALLS.
232
00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:02,190
SHOWER?
233
00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,609
I DON'T WANT TO GET CLEAN!
I WANT TO GET FILTHY!
234
00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:05,860
[ CLANK ]
235
00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:07,653
WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?
236
00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,447
HANK RUNS BARTER TOWN.
237
00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:10,573
SAY LOUDER.
238
00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,201
Dr. Venture:
HANK, GET OFF THAT ROBOT!
239
00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,660
EMBARGO LIFTED.
240
00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:18,456
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
I NEVER DREAMED I'D BE IN SPACE.
241
00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:21,876
I FEEL LIKE A SPACE PRINCESS,
LIKE MAYBE SHE-RA.
242
00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,962
NOW, I KNOW
SHE-RA WAS A PRINCESS OF POWER,
243
00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,173
BUT SHE WAS ALSO
IN SPACE.
244
00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:30,051
THAT WOULD MAKE HER
A SPACE PRINCESS, I RECKON!
245
00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,719
Snoopy:
AND...WE ARE IN.
246
00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:34,305
GOOD. RUN FACIAL-RECOGNITION
SOFTWARE ON EVERYONE IN EYESHOT.
247
00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:37,183
UH...YEAH.
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE -- THAT GUY?
248
00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,769
PLACE LOOKS LIKE
A HOWARD JOHNSON'S -- ALL SHOW.
249
00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,230
YOU KNOW, MY FATHER BUILT
THE ORIGINAL GARGANTUA
250
00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,230
All the damn power just --
251
00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,189
TO ADVANCE SCIENCE.
252
00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,189
it cut out!
253
00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:45,149
THINGS ARE FALLIN' APART
OVER HERE!
254
00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,901
HELPER CAN'T GET
ANY JUICE,
255
00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:49,612
THE FRIDGE IS JUST GETTIN' WATER
ALL OVER THE FLOOR,
256
00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,447
AND IT --
IT SMELLS LIKE BAD MILK.
257
00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,824
WELL, I'M ON VACATION.
I ALWAYS SHUT DOWN
THE POWER WHEN I'M AWAY.
258
00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,786
...and it --
it smells like bad milk.
259
00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,786
WELL, LIGHT SOME CANDLES
OR SOMETHING.
260
00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,704
and I got Orpheus all worried
his fish are gonna die.
261
00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,704
JUST MAKE DO.
I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY.
262
00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:02,625
Doc! I am calling from Earth!
There's, like, a huge delay.
263
00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,335
Will you just
wait for it?!
264
00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:08,214
♪ YOU'LL STILL BE
THE SWEETEST WITTLE BOY... ♪
265
00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:11,133
THE WHOLE DAMN SONG?
266
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,010
EVERY TIME.
267
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,595
[ HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLE ]
268
00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:18,057
SMILES, EVERYONE!
SMILES!
269
00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:21,978
WELCOME TO GARGANTUA-2.
270
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,689
Councilman 11: AND THE CHILDREN
WEEP FOR THEIR KING,
271
00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,983
Phage: NO. JUST NO. I'VE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE EVEN --
272
00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,983
WHO HAS LEFT
THE POISON WEB,
273
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,986
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
HOW INSANE PEOPLE TALK.
274
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,986
WANDER IN DARKNESS
WITH 100 BLIND EYES.
275
00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,904
THAT'S EXACTLY LIKE
INSANE TALKING!
276
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,906
COUNCILMAN 1
HAS ENTERED THE PR--
277
00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,032
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
278
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,993
FINALLY --
A HEAD THAT MAKES SENSE!
279
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,412
I'VE BEEN TALKING TO BULLET-HEAD
FOR 20 MINUTES,
280
00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,080
AND SHE'S ♪ WACKY ♪
281
00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,540
THE EGGS OF ALL PAINS
HAVE BEEN LAID...
282
00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:45,042
YEAH, SHE SPEAKS IN THE COMMUNAL
LANGUAGE OF THE COLONY
283
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,627
WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE.
284
00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,338
I'M HERE. I'M HERE. SORRY.
I WAS LISTENING TO CONFESSIONS.
285
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,507
IT WAS GETTING MIGHTY SAUCY,
SO I --
286
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,967
HEY,
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
287
00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,593
COUNCILMEN.
288
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:55,970
SOVEREIGN! SOVEREIGN!
289
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:55,970
SOVEREIGN! SOVEREIGN!
290
00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:58,264
YOU ARE WITNESS
TO THIS GUILD'S FINEST HOUR.
291
00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:01,142
BUT I NEED YOU ALL WITH ME
TO SUCCEED.
292
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,685
ALL WHAT --
THREE OF US?
293
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:03,853
ALL OUR EYES BLIND.
294
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,896
LIKE I'M
GONNA COUNT YOU.
295
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,896
SHH!
296
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,232
TONIGHT,
WE TAKE WHAT IS OURS.
297
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,526
OVER OUR HEADS
FLOATS GARGANTUA-2,
298
00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:14,613
STUFFED WITH OUR ENEMIES
LIKE SO MUCH RIPENED FRUIT.
299
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,615
TONIGHT,
MY LOYAL SERVANTS,
300
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:20,494
WE SHALL PLUCK IT FROM THE SKY
AND CRUSH IT INTO PULP!
301
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,205
YOU'RE ALL CRAZY.
A FRUIT METAPHOR? REALLY?
302
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,623
SILENCE!
303
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,793
THAT'S...ACTUALLY AN ANALOGY,
NOT A METAPHOR, F.Y.I.
304
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:28,919
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
305
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:32,798
PREPARE FOR BATTLE,
REACH FOR GLORY,
306
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:36,052
AND PLAN FOR BLOOD.
307
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,307
GENTLEMEN, I APOLOGIZE.
308
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,184
WITH THE MONARCH'S
UNTIMELY ARRIVAL,
309
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:44,894
I DID NOT GET A CHANCE
TO CLEAN.
310
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,228
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
311
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,480
IT'S YOUR NEW HOME.
312
00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,440
WELCOME TO METEOR MAJEURE.
313
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,192
Boggles: SARSAPARILLA!
314
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,736
OH, YEAH!
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!
315
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,279
I'VE...BEEN HERE BEFORE.
316
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,698
YES, FORCE MAJEURE
HELD THE BOYS' BRIGADE HERE
317
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,741
FOR RANSOM IN '68.
318
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,159
AH, YES.
319
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,203
YOU KNOW, THAT PROBABLY MAKES US
THE FIRST BOYS IN SPACE.
320
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:04,372
WELL,
EXCEPT FOR THAT RUSSIAN KID.
321
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,416
JA, VERY INTERESTING
WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE, JA.
322
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,919
BUT EVEN MORE INTERESTING
IS THE VIEW --
323
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,462
THE PERFECT VANTAGE POINT
324
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,757
TO LAUNCH OUR DARING HEIST
OF THE GARGANTUA-2.
325
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,593
EXCEPT THE NAME --
"METEOR MAJEURE."
326
00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,011
THEY'RE ONLY CALLED
"METEORS"
327
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,763
WHEN THEY FALL
IN THE ATMOSPHERE.
328
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,223
IN SPACE,
THEY'RE METEOROIDS.
329
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,808
ZERO MAKES
A SALIENT POINT.
330
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:26,060
THAT'S JUST SLAP-SHOD SCIENCE
RIGHT THERE.
331
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:29,021
MM, TOO BIG TO BE A METEOROID.
IT'S MORE OF AN ASTEROID.
332
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,357
OR, REALLY, "SATELLITE"
WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE.
333
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,776
YES, BUT THEN
YOU DON'T GET THE ALLITERATION.
334
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:34,819
OH!
335
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,404
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM,
RICHARD!
336
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,614
WE HAVEN'T TIME FOR THIS.
WE'VE TRAINING TO DO.
337
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,825
Man on TV: IT'S THE NINTH
WONDER OF THE WORLD,
338
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,827
BUT THE LUXURY GARGANTUA-2
339
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:45,996
IS ALSO
THE HOTTEST TICKET IN TOWN --
340
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,456
OR, RATHER,
WAY OUT OF TOWN.
341
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,375
21: YEAH, IT'S THE BIG
BRICK HOUSE ON THE CORNER
342
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,837
OF MALCOLM X BOULEVARD
AND HUEY P. NEWTON AV--
343
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,754
HELLO?
344
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,089
UNBELIEVABLE.
345
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,089
HELLO?
346
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,383
RIGHT? THAT'S, LIKE,
THE FOURTH PLACE I'VE TRIED.
347
00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,177
NO ONE WILL DELIVER
TO THIS CRAPPY NEIGHBORHOOD.
348
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,388
BUT I'M STARVING!
YOU CHECK THE FRIDGE?
349
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:05,307
OH, YEAH,
BECAUSE MAGIC SQUATTER ELVES
350
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,518
COBBLED US LUNCH
IN THE NIGHT.
351
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,645
WHOA!
352
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,645
HA-CHA!
353
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:12,731
TODAY WE FEAST,
MY LOYAL AND SINGULAR HENCHMAN!
354
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,066
SET IT UP.
355
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,318
THIS IS
SOME HIGH-CLASS SCHWAG.
356
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,487
WHAT, DID THE SQUATTERS
GO DUMPSTER-DIVING
357
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,572
AT DEAN & DeLUCA?
358
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,658
"FREEGANS."
I JUST LEARNED THAT WORD.
359
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:24,368
OH! SO GOOD!
360
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,536
OH! AH!
361
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,496
HEY, WHAT --
[ SMACKS LIPS ]
362
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,998
IS THAT A WUSTHOF?
363
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,750
HUH? YEAH.
YEAH, LOOKS LIKE.
364
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,251
HUH. WEIRD.
365
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:35,379
OUR FANCY SQUATTERS HAVE
THE SAME TASTE IN CUTLERY AS --
366
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,130
[ GASPS ]
367
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,591
PHANTOM LI-I-I-I-I-MB!!
368
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:39,675
UH, COME AGAIN?
369
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,469
PHANTOM LIMB!
HE WAS HERE!
370
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,138
I DON'T KNOW HOW,
I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT --
371
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,432
THIS IS WHY!
HE WAS PLOTTING SOMETHING.
372
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:49,351
YEAH, WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.
HE MIGHT COME BACK.
373
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,978
NO, HE WON'T.
HE'S GOING HERE!
374
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,563
WHERE IS "HERE"?
375
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,191
"HERE"...IS THERE!
376
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,110
21,
WE ARE GOING TO SPACE.
377
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,945
WHAT?! HOW THE [BLEEP]
ARE WE GONNA --
378
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:03,866
FETCH ME
A NEW JERSEY TRANSIT SCHEDULE!
379
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,035
Quizboy:
DIBEES ON THE BOTTOM DRAWER!
380
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,453
[ Laughing ] OH, DUDE!
381
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,580
LET'S GET ROOM SERVICE
AND WATCH HBO!
382
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,873
OR THE BOOBIE CHANNEL.
383
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,249
GREAT.
384
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,211
WE'VE GOT AN ENCHANTING VIEW
OF ELIZABETH, NEW JERSEY.
385
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,338
AND I'M --
I'M A GUEST OF HONOR,
386
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,840
AND THIS IS NOT HONORABLE --
OR GUESTY-OF.
387
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,135
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
IN THE PARVA CUBICULUM.
388
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,095
THAT'S LATIN FOR "SMALL ROOM,"
YOU KNOW.
389
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,305
YEAH, I KNOW LATIN, BILLY.
I KNOW WHAT THA--
390
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,057
THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE SLEEPING HERE.
391
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,185
COME ON! I TAKE UP NO SPACE,
AND I GIVE KILLER BACK RUBS!
392
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,812
AND "TIDY"
IS MY MIDDLE NAME.
393
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,356
APOLOGIES,
GENTLEMEN.
394
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,525
THERE APPEARS TO BE A MIX-UP
WITH THE ROOMS.
395
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,902
PLEASE FOLLOW ME
TO THE THALAMUN MAXIMUS.
396
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:40,945
FINALLY!
397
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,363
MY BAGS
ARE OVER THERE.
398
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,949
THE THALAMUN MAXIMUS
IS FOR DR. WHALEN.
399
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,992
WE ARE VERY SORRY,
MR. VENTURE.
400
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,203
THAT'S "DR. VENTURE,"
THANK YOU.
401
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,913
WHEN DID YOU
BECOME A DOCTOR?
402
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,540
WHAT? FOREVER AGO!
MY GOD!
403
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,584
WE HAD MY GRADUATION
PARTY IN YOUR GARAGE,
FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!
404
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,128
DEAN GAVE ME THIS WATCH!
HE SAID IT WAS FROM YOU!
405
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,714
THAT'S NOT FROM ME.
THAT'S MY OLD WATCH.
406
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:04,426
WELL, IF YOU WANT IT BACK,
IT'LL BE IN MY THALAMUN MAXIMUS,
407
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,428
WHICH MEANS
"IMPORTANT ROOM"!
408
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:10,140
OH, BUT YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY,
BECAUSE YOU SPEAK LATIN.
409
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:13,102
GOOD DAY,
HONORARY-DEGREE-DOCTOR VENTURE!
410
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,689
YEAH? WELL,
TE POTEST OSCULA HOC GENU!
411
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:20,401
OH, YOU CAN KISS MY KNEE,
AS WELL, IDIOT!
412
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:23,237
♪ UNH!
WE'RE ALL WEARIN' JACKETS ♪
413
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,447
GAVE HIM THAT BASS
FOR CHRISTMAS ONE YEAR.
414
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,074
HE REALLY GOT GOOD.
415
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,367
LOOK AT YOU --
416
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,203
PRACTICALLY FIT TO BUST
WITH PATERNAL PRIDE.
417
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,497
YOU MISS YOUR OLD FAMILY,
DON'T YOU?
418
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,958
NAH. I MEAN, IT WAS
JUST ANOTHER JOB, YOU KNOW?
419
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,126
[ THUMP ]
420
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,587
Someone's listenin'.
421
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,468
HANK?!
422
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,220
[ COUGHS ]
[ Strained ] HEY, BROCK.
423
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,764
HANK! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, MAN?
424
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,308
UNCLE J.J. INVITED ME.
425
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,018
AND WHEN I HEARD
THE DULCET TONES
426
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,519
OF TODAY'S
HOTTEST YOUTH-ROCK ACT,
427
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,063
I THOUGHT I'D SAY HEY
TO MY ADORING PUBLIC.
428
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,025
OR SHOULD I SAY,
"ADORABLE."
429
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,443
[ GRUNTS ]
430
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,111
HI.
I'M HENRY ALLEN VENTURE.
431
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,446
AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
432
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,865
WELL, AREN'T YOU
JUST THE LITTLE GENTLEMAN.
433
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,825
HIYA.
I'M AMBER GOLD.
434
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,577
AMB--
CODE NAMES! COME ON!
435
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,038
OH, HE AIN'T GONNA
TELL NOBODY ON US.
436
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,581
ARE YA, HENRY?
437
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,666
ACTUALLY, THAT'S THE REAL REASON
FOR MY VISIT.
438
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,669
YOU GUYS ARE
ON A SECRET MISSION, AREN'T YOU?
439
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,630
WHATEVER IT IS,
THE HANKINATOR WANTS IN.
440
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,007
LOOK, HANK,
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
441
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,176
COME ON, BROCK.
YOU KNOW I'D MAKE A GREAT SPY.
442
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,761
INDEED YOU WOULD,
HANK,
443
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:32,431
AND YOUR FIRST MISSION
IS TO PRETEND YOU NEVER SAW US.
444
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,725
THIS IS
UNPRECEDENTED BEHAVIOR.
445
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,186
THERE ARE OVER 200 TREATIES
WITH THE O.S.I.
446
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,313
THAT MAKE
ANY SUCH ACTION COMPLETELY...
447
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,481
Phage: RIDICULOUS?
448
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,399
BONEHEADED?
UN[BLEEP]BELIEVABLE?
449
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,276
WE CAN'T BLOW UP
INNOCENT CIVILIANS AND --
450
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,444
W-W-WHAT WAS THAT PHRASE?
451
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,030
"CHOKE THE LIFE
FROM THE O.S.I.
452
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,033
AS THE RATTRAP SNAPS SHUT
ON GARGANTUA-2,"
453
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,744
WHICH IS BOTH A BAD IDEA
AND A MIXED METAPHOR.
454
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,037
ENOUGH!
455
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,873
JOIN ME OR JOIN THE REST
OF THE COUNCIL OF 13 --
456
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:01,460
PULLED FROM THEIR HOMES
LIKE DOGS TO THE SLAUGHTER.
457
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,046
UNREAL!
MIXED METAPHOR AND A MISQUOTE?
458
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,465
THAT'S IT. I'M OUT OF HERE.
I RESIGN.
459
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,218
I ACCEPT YOUR RESIGNATION,
COUNCILMAN.
460
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:13,055
I ACCEPT
ALL OF YOUR RESIGNATIONS.
461
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,348
[ GAS HISSING ]
462
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,849
DID ONE OF YOU
JUST FART?
463
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,060
[ BOTH COUGHING ]
464
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,060
IS SOMEONE
CONTINUING TO FART?
465
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,770
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
466
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,980
FINISHING WHAT I BEGAN.
467
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,232
TOODLES!
468
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,817
[ COUGHING ]
469
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:25,859
[ STATIC ]
470
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,945
QUICKLY!
THE GAS IS DEADLY!
471
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,572
BREATHE
THROUGH YOUR CLOTHING!
472
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,449
OH, THAT IS SO HOT!
473
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,867
OH, IT SO IS!
474
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,662
MRS. THE MONARCH, YOU HAVE
LESS THAN TWO MINUTES TO LIVE
475
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,122
UNLESS YOU FOLLOW
MY INSTRUCTIONS.
476
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,540
[ Muffled ] OKAY.
477
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,667
Both: WELCOME
TO THE GUILD RESISTANCE!
478
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,586
21: I'M JUST SAYIN',
SPACE IS A LONG WAY TO GO
479
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,839
JUST TO CHASE DR. VENTURE
AROUND AGAIN.
480
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,173
THIS ISN'T ABOUT THAT.
481
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,800
CROWN.
482
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,800
WHAT? OH.
483
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,594
PHANTOM LIMBLESS
IS THE GUILD'S MOST
WANTED FUGITIVE.
484
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,263
IF I'M THE ONE
WHO THWARTS HIM,
485
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,556
YOU KNOW
WHAT THE SOVEREIGN'S GONNA SAY?
486
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,224
HE'S GONNA SAY,
"THIS MONARCH GUY,
487
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,934
HE IS
COUNCIL MATERIAL."
488
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,978
SIR, ARE THESE
YOUR WRIST-MOUNTED
POISON-DART SHOOTERS?
489
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,147
AW, DUDE,
WHY DIDN'T YOU CHECK THOSE?
490
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,774
I DID!
THEY WORK PERFECTLY!
491
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,318
Red Mantle:
STOP YOUR CEASELESS FIDGETING!
492
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,112
YOU'RE DRAWING ATTENTION
TO US.
493
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,697
Dragoon: [ Muffled ]
I'M SUFFOCATING IN HERE!
494
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,490
WHY DID I HAVE TO BE
THE TUMOR?
495
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,117
BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT YOU ARE TO ME.
496
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,161
YOU'RE A NAGGING,
FESTERING SACK OF FLESH
497
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,537
THAT IS EATING ME ALIVE!
498
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,415
GENTLEMEN, IF YOU DO NOT CEASE
YOUR ENDLESS BICKERING,
499
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,125
I'M PREPARED
TO PERFORM A BRIS!
500
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,586
GEN. HUNTER GATHERS: Still no
sign of our missing councilmen.
501
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,045
All our leads
have dried up.
502
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,131
YEAH...COPY, GENERAL.
503
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,841
UH, HAD A LITTLE SETBACK
ON OUR END, TOO.
504
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,260
BUT WE'LL KEEP WORKING THE CASE
UP HERE. OVER.
505
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,470
AIN'T YOU DRESSED YET?
506
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,096
WHERE THE [BLEEP]
MY MUSTACHE?!
507
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,973
YES, I'D LIKE
20 HANKBUCKS
508
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,309
OF PLASTIC GAMBLING MONEY,
PLEASE,
509
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,935
BECAUSE I AM AN ADULT
OF LEGAL GAMBLING AGE.
510
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,812
Dr. Venture: HERE'S THE THING --
I'M KIND OF THE ONLY PERSON
511
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,190
THAT HAS A RIGHT TO BE
ON THIS STUPID SPACE STATION,
512
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,900
AND I'M BEING TREATED
LIKE CRAP.
513
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,277
YOU KNOW, I MADE THE RAY SHIELD
THAT PROTECTS THIS THING.
514
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,321
YOU THINK THAT MEANS ANYTHING
TO MY BROTHER? NO.
515
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,407
OH, RUSTY,
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT --
516
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,159
STILL FULL OF ADVENTURE.
517
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,828
SO, UH, HOW'S THE TABLE?
YOU UP OR DOWN?
518
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,456
DOWN. THE TABLE'S AS BAD
AS THE SECURITY IN THIS PLACE.
519
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:03,665
HOW DID YOU
GET IN HERE?
520
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,709
HE'S ACCOMPANIED
BY HIS GODPARENT.
521
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,877
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
522
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,838
I SUBMIT WE PLAY A LITTLE CRAPS,
THROW SOME BONES!
523
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:14,301
$1 ACEY-DEUCEY
IS FOR OLD LADIES AND WEE GIRLS.
524
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,636
APOLOGIES, ROSE.
525
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:19,765
OOH! I HAVEN'T BEEN CALLED
A WEE GIRL IN AGES!
526
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,726
HEY, WHERE'S UNCLE J.J.?
I'M KIND OF WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
527
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,978
NO ONE'S SEEN HIM
SINCE WE GOT HERE.
528
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,647
PROBABLY
COUNTING HIS MONEY.
529
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,856
YOU KNOW WHAT?
530
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,691
I'M GONNA GO FIND
THAT BROTHER OF MINE
531
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,985
AND GIVE HIM
A PIECE OF MY MIND.
532
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,574
MY MUSTACHE LOOK OKAY?
533
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,451
WELL, I PREFER
A CLEAN-SHAVEN MAN MYSELF,
534
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,203
BUT IF YOU'RE ASKING
IF IT LOOKS LIKE
535
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,665
WE GLUED A PIECE OF YOUR MULLET
TO YOUR FACE, YOU'RE FINE.
536
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,833
SHALL WE PLAY?
537
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,669
NUH-UNH. NEVER BACCARAT.
IT'S A DEAD GIVEAWAY.
538
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,379
NOBODY BUT SPIES
PLAY BACCARAT.
539
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,048
HERE YOU GO, GENTS.
UH, THREE MARTINIS, EXTRA-DRY.
540
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:55,884
[ British accent ] I ASKED
FOR MINE SHAKEN, NOT ST--
541
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,554
NOT STIRRED -- I KNOW.
YOU ALL ORDERED THE SAME.
542
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,013
WELL!
543
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:03,183
LOOK AT THIS --
TWEEDLEDUM AND TWEEDLE...JUDAS.
544
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,601
AM I INTERRUPTING?
545
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,436
DR. WHALEN,
WOULD YOU LET ME
546
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,313
BE WITH MY BROTHER ALONE,
PLEASE?
547
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,066
I'M...SORRY
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
548
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,652
I'M JUST
REALLY SORRY.
549
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:14,736
Sorry.
550
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,407
YOU HAVE GOT
SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.
551
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,576
[ GRUNTS ]
552
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:21,577
HUNH!
553
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,828
AHH.
554
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,122
THAT FEELS LIKE HOME --
BEING IN YOUR STRONG ARMS.
555
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,748
UH...
WHAT'S...GOING ON?
556
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,084
YOU DID IT RIGHT,
BIG BROTHER --
557
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,336
A FAMILY,
FRIENDS LIKE DR. WHALEN,
558
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,839
A LITTLE BUSINESS
YOU CAN CALL YOUR OWN.
559
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,717
AND ME,
I GOT CAUGHT IN THE RAT RACE.
560
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,051
ALL THIS MONEY,
561
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,470
ALL THESE AMAZING
TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS,
562
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,514
AND WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN
563
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,391
WHEN MOTHER NATURE
CALLS ME HOME?
564
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:45,851
WHAT ARE YOU --
565
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,436
DO YOU NEED TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM?
566
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,770
HA! YOU OLD KIDDER.
567
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,981
ALWAYS TRYING
TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
568
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,107
[ CHUCKLES ]
569
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,859
RUST, DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN I WAS BORN?
570
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:56,612
UHH, HARD TO FORGET A TUMOR
BEING REMOVED FROM MY BODY
571
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,821
THAT TRIES TO KILL ME.
572
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:58,947
[ CHUCKLES ]
573
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,283
YEAH, OUR TURBULENT YOUTH,
RIGHT, BIG BRO?
574
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,534
GOOD TIMES.
575
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,870
THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER,
I FEAR. [ CHUCKLES ]
576
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,705
GUESS YOU GOT
ALL THE GOOD GENES.
577
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:10,459
EVERY ORGAN IN THIS
LITTLE VENTURE SON IS FAILING.
578
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,128
RUSTY, I'M DYING.
579
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:14,504
GOD.
580
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,131
I -- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
581
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:19,635
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING.
WE SHARED THE SAME BODY.
582
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,345
WE'LL ALWAYS BE CONNECTED.
583
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:22,679
[ BEEP, DOOR OPENS ]
584
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:23,889
AH. GENTLEMEN.
585
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,642
EH, PERHAPS LATER
WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
586
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,477
TO REVIEW THOSE...
TERMS.
587
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,687
I'M WITH FAMILY NOW.
588
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,668
HOLY SHIT. THEY'RE HERE.
589
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,586
HUH? WHO'S THERE?
WHERE?
590
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,672
THE INVESTORS --
THEY'RE ON BOARD GARGANTUA-2.
591
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:57,589
CLOCK MY 12.
592
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,841
MM, NOPE.
WE GOT NADA.
593
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,136
BETTER CHECK YOUR O2 LEVEL, LAD.
THINK YOUR MIXTURE'S TOO THIN.
594
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,138
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT 'EM!
595
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,140
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
596
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,140
THEY'RE COMING THIS W-- AAH!
597
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,560
WHAT ARE YOU CREEPS
DOING HERE?
598
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,730
WE ARE GUESTS
OF DR. VENTURE.
599
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,108
THE SMARTER,
LITTLER ONE.
600
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:20,696
IT IS NOT OUR CUSTOM TO GO
WHERE WE ARE NOT INVITED.
601
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,198
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.
602
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,994
SIR, COULD YOU PLEASE
COME WITH US?
603
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,079
Pirate Captain:
SORRY ABOUT THIS, BROCK.
604
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:32,207
RULES IS RULES,
AND YOU'RE TRESPASSIN', THERE.
605
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:33,917
TAKE 'EM TO THE BRIG,
FELLAS.
606
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,753
YEAH, WE, UH, WE DON'T HAVE,
UH...ONE OF...THAT.
607
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,047
NO BRIG?
WHAT KINDA SHIP --
608
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,758
ALL RIGHT, FINE!
LOCK 'EM UP SOMEPLACE SAFE.
609
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,261
YOU'RE MAKING
A HUGE MISTAKE!
610
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,930
I'M NOT THE TRESPASSER!
THEY ARE!
611
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:47,931
THEY'RE EVIL!
612
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,266
THEY'RE PURE EVIL!
613
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:52,644
GUESS SOME PEOPLE JUST DO NOT
TAKE LOSING WELL, HUH?
614
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,604
PUT IT ALL ON BLACK.
615
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,818
Hector:
GARGANTUA-2, THIS IS VEN-TECH 3
REQUESTING RAY-SHIELD ENTRY.
616
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,237
SWIFTY FOUND SOMETHING WEIRD OUT
HERE, AND, MAN, I DON'T KNOW,
617
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,864
I THINK THE DOC'S GONNA WANT
TO CHECK IT OUT.
618
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,032
ACCESS CODE?
619
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,533
6-2-1-9er.
620
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:20,672
HE, UH, HE GETS KINDA HEAVY,
DON'T HE?
621
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,758
I...CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS
ANYMORE.
622
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:27,512
SO, UH, CHAIRMAN, WE, UH, SEEM
TO HAVE SOME KIND OF A U.F.O.
623
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,223
TOOK A REAL BEATIN'
OUT AT THE RAY SHIELD.
624
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,475
HECTOR AND SWIFTY SAYS
625
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,769
THEY FOUND HIM
JUST FLOATIN' OUT THERE.
626
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,729
UH..."HIM"?
627
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,729
YUPPERS.
628
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,857
IT'S AN UNIDENTIFIED
FLYIN' HE-PERSON.
629
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,734
TA-DA!
630
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:43,320
SO, UH, IS HE
A FRIEND OF YOURS?
631
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:46,656
COME ON, MAN! FAT AND SKINNY
ARE INSIDE ALREADY.
632
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,533
Phantom Limb: [ Muffled ]
GIVE ME A MOMENT!
633
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,827
YOU HAVE EXACTLY
5 MINUTES AND 12 SECONDS.
634
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,370
[ GROANS ]
635
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:54,831
HELLO, HAMILTON.
636
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,124
[ SPLASH ]
637
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,124
AAH! SOVEREIGN!
638
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,001
HAVE I CAUGHT YOU
AT A BAD TIME?
639
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,294
HOW ON EARTH
DID YOU FIND ME?
640
00:22:59,377 --> 00:23:01,546
FORCE MAJEURE
WAS MY PREDECESSOR.
641
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,800
KILLINGER WAS A FOOL NOT TO KNOW
HIS OLD SPACE STATION
642
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,968
HAS BEEN MY SUMMER RETREAT
FOR YEARS.
643
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:10,430
SO...IS OPERATION BACK DOOR
PROCEEDING AS PLANNED?
644
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,808
AND...NO,
THAT'S NOT A EUPHEMISM
645
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,976
FOR, UH...
WHAT YOU'RE...DOING THERE.
646
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,311
YES, SOVEREIGN.
647
00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,647
WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO
COMMENCE OUR HEIST.
648
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:19,648
EXCELLENT.
649
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,567
AND YOU'RE PREPARED
TO DO AS I'VE ASKED?
650
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,821
YES, I SHALL LEAVE
THE BACK DOOR OPEN FOR YOU
651
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,280
WHEN WE'RE THROUGH.
652
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,783
Underbheit: LIMB!
SOMETIME TODAY WOULD BE NICE!
653
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:30,992
ONE QUESTION.
654
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:34,287
WHAT WILL YOU DO
WITH THE OTHERS...AFTERWARD?
655
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:38,166
OH. HAS LITTLE HAMBONE GROWN
ATTACHED TO HIS NEW FRIENDS?
656
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,417
YOU NEEDN'T WORRY.
657
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:42,504
THEY WILL BE WELCOME
ON THE COUNCIL, AS WELL.
658
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:45,132
I'VE ALREADY MADE ROOM
FOR THEM.
659
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,343
THIS PLACE
IS A DEATHTRAP.
660
00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:50,929
WATCH YOUR EVERY STEP
AND TOUCH NOTHING.
661
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,180
THERE YOU ARE!
662
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,015
THE MONARCH'S WAITING,
AND YOU GUYS ARE ACTING
663
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,685
LIKE ALEX, SAM, AND CLOVER
OF "TOTALLY SPIES!"
664
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:57,686
LET'S GO!
665
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:59,146
AH! FINALLY.
666
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,522
NO!
MIGHT BE A TRAP.
667
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,857
MIGHT BE?
668
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,066
[ LAUGHS ]
669
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,234
[ SHRIEKS ]
670
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:06,153
SLAUGHTERBOT!
TAKE COVER!
671
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:13,118
[ SNARLS ]
672
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,995
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
673
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,126
[ SNARLS ]
674
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,502
Oh, it's cool.
675
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:25,130
Just Watch and Ward
as robot dogs.
676
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:26,882
Viva Guild Resistance!
677
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:27,883
Oh, come on!
678
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,426
Watch,
what are you doing?!
679
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,553
HOW DO I MODIFY
THE CONTROLLER?
680
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:34,097
THIS IS LIKE
WHEN I GOT STUCK IN THAT CART
681
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,932
PLAYING
"RED DEAD REDEMPTION."
682
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,100
RESISTANCE! FOLLOW US!
683
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,768
WE'VE LOST
MOMMY LONG-LEGS.
684
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,229
Oh, well, that really
kind of ruins our rescue.
685
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,565
We shouldn't have stopped
for all those power-ups.
686
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,817
I'LL CALL HER COLONY
WHEN WE GET OUT.
687
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,068
LEAD THE WAY.
688
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,237
There's an air duct
we can use to get --
689
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,530
What are you doing?!
690
00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:53,742
Check it out! I found
a cheat code for standing!
691
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:54,659
[ GROANS ]
692
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,494
TELL ME
THIS IS MORE INTERESTING
693
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:58,371
THAN WATCHING OLD PEOPLE
GAMBLE.
694
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,956
IT'S A CLOSE CALL,
DEAN.
695
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,083
[ MONITORS BEEPING STEADILY ]
696
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,083
Quizboy:
HE'S ALIVE, BUT BARELY.
697
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,711
FLASH-FROZEN --
THINK BIRDS EYE PEAS.
698
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:05,795
I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
699
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,089
THE KIND OF COSMIC RADIATION
HE'S SUFFERED.
700
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:09,299
THIS IS CRUELTY.
701
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:12,093
LET'S DO THE HUMANE THING --
UNPLUG HIM.
702
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,137
IT'S...FOR THE BEST.
703
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,764
[ RAPID BEEPING ]
704
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:16,806
I'VE FULL VITALS!
705
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,225
GENERAL TIMOTHY TREISTER,
706
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,101
OFFICE OF SECRET INTELLIGENCE,
RETIRED!
707
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,353
WHERE AM I?
708
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:24,981
WE FOUND YOU
FLOATING IN SPACE.
709
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:27,025
LITTLE GREEN MEN!
710
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,611
THE STAR PEOPLE
FIXED MY PEE-PEE CANCER!
711
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:30,946
MY NEW LIFE BEGINS!
712
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,990
I'M READY TO BECOME ASSIMILATED
INTO YOUR MARTIAN WAYS --
713
00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:35,659
TAKE A ALIEN WIFE,
714
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:38,536
BECOME A HUMBLE FARMER
OF SPACE BACTERIA!
715
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,289
HOT JIMINY!
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!
716
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,667
VITALS ARE RACING.
I'M GONNA NEED TO SEDATE HIM.
717
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:46,002
HEY, WHATCHA DOING THERE,
LITTLE SPACE TRAVELER?
718
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,630
NOW, NOW.
SIT BACK, MR. TREISTER.
719
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,630
HEY! WAIT A TICK!
720
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:52,175
YOU'RE THE BAD KINDA ALIENS --
THE MUTILATIN'-CATTLE KIND!
721
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,135
THE ANAL-PROBING KIND!
722
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,304
KEEP YOUR GREEN,
SUCTION-CUPPED FINGERS AWAY
723
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,848
FROM ME
AND MY PRECIOUS RECTUM!
724
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,934
[ PANTING ]
725
00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:03,520
SO MUCH
FOR STERILE CONTAINMENT.
726
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:07,190
ALERT SECURITY! WE NEED
TO GET HIM BACK IN I.C.U.!
727
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,359
[BLEEP] THIS NOISE.
728
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:11,695
I'LL GO GET DRUNK AND GAMBLE.
729
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,785
[ LAUGHS ]
730
00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:20,245
AAH!
DON'T TOUCH THAT!
731
00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:21,204
ELECTRIFIED.
732
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:22,539
NO, IT ISN'T.
733
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:23,581
HUH?
734
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,458
ALL RIGHT,
BUT HANG BACK A SEC.
735
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,502
I GOT TO TAKE OUT
HIS DEFENSES.
736
00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:28,962
[ GRUNTS ]
737
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,675
TOTALLY UNNECESSARY.
738
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,135
SHUSH!
739
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,181
[ SIGHS ]
740
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,604
OKAY,
I-IT LOOKS CLEAR.
741
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,898
BUT STAY ALERT.
THIS COULD BE A TRAP.
742
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:52,694
THAT OR VENTURE HASN'T PAID
HIS ELECTRIC BILL SINCE JUNE.
743
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,112
LOSER.
744
00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:55,613
OH, CRAP --
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO
745
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,074
LAUNCH HIS OLD SPACE SHUTTLE
WITH NO [BLEEP] POWER?
746
00:26:58,158 --> 00:26:59,743
NOT A PROBLEM.
747
00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:01,745
I'LL FIRE UP
THE EMERGENCY GENERATORS.
748
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:04,372
YOU KNOW, I KNOW THIS PLACE
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.
749
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:08,335
Hatred: I CAN BARELY SEE MY HAND
IN FRONT OF MY FACE DOWN HERE!
750
00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:09,461
THIS MAP IS USELESS!
751
00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:11,546
I CAN'T MAKE
HEADS OR TAILS OF IT.
752
00:27:11,629 --> 00:27:14,215
DID MR. VENTURE
DRAW THIS HIMSELF?
753
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,343
NAH,
THAT BACKSTABBIN' GARY DID.
754
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,053
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
755
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,221
GOD, MAN.
JEEZ. YA SCARED ME.
756
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:21,264
BOO!
757
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:21,264
AAH!
758
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:22,432
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
759
00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:24,559
THIS IS ALL VERY AMUSING,
GENTLEMEN,
760
00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:27,562
BUT IF THE ELECTRICAL CURRENT
ISN'T PROMPTLY RESTORED, I'M --
761
00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:28,772
[ ALL GASP ]
762
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:35,862
[ LAUGHS ]
763
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:37,322
REMEMBER
THIS OLD PIECE OF STUPID?
764
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:38,782
W-WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?!
765
00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,867
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH A CAN OF GASOLINE IN HERE?
766
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,243
OH, THIS?
UH, NOTHING.
767
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,704
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE
OF THOSE AIR-CONDITIONER THINGS
768
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,747
THAT ASTRONAUTS CARRY.
769
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,165
WHATEVER.
770
00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:48,249
OKAY, NOW WHAT?
771
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,584
YOU DON'T EVEN DRIVE.
772
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,294
DON'T TELL ME YOU KNOW
HOW TO FLY ONE OF THESE.
773
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,670
I DO NOT.
774
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:56,800
WHAT I DO KNOW
IS HOW TO THINK LIKE A VENTURE.
775
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,808
[ GRUNTS ]
776
00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:13,441
DUDE!
777
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,111
WHAT...DID...YOU...DO?!
778
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:19,447
COME ON, DID YOU REALLY THINK
I'D GO TO THE VENTURE COMPOUND
779
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,449
WITHOUT GETTING
A LITTLE ARCHING IN?
780
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,368
AH HA HA HA HA HA --
781
00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:24,702
[ Muffled ] DAMN IT!
782
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,124
AH, CRAP!
783
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:36,131
[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]
784
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:39,300
SAY, THAT DOESN'T COUNT
AS BLACKFACE, DOES IT?
785
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,302
INCOMING.
786
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:47,976
SHALL WE BEGIN?
787
00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:50,145
CHANCE, BRIDGE, PLEASE.
788
00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:54,065
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
789
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,239
[ BLOWS ]
790
00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:06,494
[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
791
00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:11,166
[ DOORS SLAM ]
792
00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:14,169
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
793
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:18,798
[ LAUGHS ]
794
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,341
OH, YEAH!
795
00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:23,178
EVERYONE ONE OF YOUSE,
796
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,597
FACEDOWN ON THE FLOOR,
HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE 'EM!
797
00:29:26,764 --> 00:29:28,766
GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
798
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:32,353
WE ARE
THE REVENGE SOCIETY!
799
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,022
WHO THE HELL
ARE THESE ASSHOLES?
800
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,732
THE REVENGE SOCIETY, SIR.
THEY'RE --
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
801
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,859
I'M NOT DEAF!
I'M FLUMMOXED!
802
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,859
OKAY.
803
00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:42,947
THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE NOW?
804
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,366
HEY. UNDERBHEIT.
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
805
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,369
WE'RE ROBBING THE CASINO!
ISN'T THAT WILD?
806
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,455
MIND ON THE JOB,
UNDERBHEIT.
807
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:53,500
DON'T TALK
TO THAT O.S.I. SCUM.
808
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,877
DO I KNOW YOU?
809
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,420
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
810
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:01,633
Rodney:
I'M TELLING YOU,
811
00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:04,219
THE LEADER'S THAT FANTAMOS KID
FROM THE BOYS' BRIGADE.
812
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:06,554
OH, YEAH, HAM --
THE WEE CRIPPLE LAD.
813
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,932
OKAY, ON THE COUNT OF THREE,
WE JUMP THESE GUYS.
814
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:11,643
YOU FIGHT 'EM OFF, AND I'LL GO
SPRING BROCK TO HELP US.
815
00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,144
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
EASY, SON.
816
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,396
THAT'S THE KIND OF THINKING
THAT'LL GET YOU KILLED.
817
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,857
OH, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S ME -- HANK VENTURE.
818
00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:18,733
YEAH.
819
00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:20,068
STILL,
IT'S, UH, BEST
820
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,445
TO JUST LET THEM
TAKE WHAT THEY WANT AND GO.
821
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,572
AYE. THESE PLACES
ARE INSURED.
822
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,574
WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU,
THE INACTION MEN?
823
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:27,951
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE HEROES!
824
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,452
I'LL HELP YOU,
YOUNG HANK.
825
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,079
WHAT?! MOM!
826
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,079
WILLIAM.
827
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:32,997
THE THING TO DO, THOUGH,
IS TO WAIT TILL THE NEXT TIME
828
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,749
THOSE PLUG UGLIES
LEAVE THE ROOM AGAIN.
829
00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:37,085
WE'LL HAVE
THE TACTICAL ADVANTAGE
WITH THEIR RANKS THINNED.
830
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,754
MOM?
831
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,754
SWEETIE, YOU JUST
GET BEHIND ME WHEN IT STARTS.
832
00:30:39,837 --> 00:30:41,464
MOMMY WILL
PROTECT YOU.
833
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:47,637
[ GRUNTS ]
834
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,764
OKAY, I'M GONE.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
835
00:30:49,847 --> 00:30:52,350
SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GUY
AND I TOUCHED YOUR...
836
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:53,560
GIRLY PIECES.
837
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:54,686
YEAH, IT HAPPENS.
838
00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:57,647
SO, WHEN ALL THIS BLOWS OVER
AND YOU DO...
839
00:30:57,730 --> 00:30:58,856
WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO,
840
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,442
I'D LOVE
TO WORK WITH YOU AGAIN.
841
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,527
[ GRUNTS ]
842
00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:04,487
EXEUNT, PHAGE!
843
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,741
WAS YOUR CHARACTER
ON A TV SHOW?
844
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:11,619
TECHNICALLY, BUT HE'S
BETTER-KNOWN AS SOMETHING ELSE.
845
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:12,704
OKAY.
846
00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:14,789
IS YOUR CHARACTER
A...MAGICIAN?
847
00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:16,416
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
848
00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:16,416
MY GOD, YES!
849
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:18,001
ALL RIGHT,
YOU HAVE THREE MORE QUESTIONS.
850
00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:20,169
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
851
00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:20,169
HEY, BABY.
GUESS WHAT I'M DOING.
852
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,462
Criss Angel?
853
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,631
I DON'T KNOW, SWEETIE,
BUT I HAVE BAD NEWS.
854
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,465
WH--
855
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,467
HE DID? HE DID?
856
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,802
YOU'RE KIDDING!
857
00:31:27,885 --> 00:31:28,970
Doug Henning?
858
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:29,971
WHO'S DOUG HENNING?
859
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,889
HE'S KILLED
MOST OF THE COUNCIL,
860
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:34,976
AND HE'S GONNA DESTROY
GARGANTUA-2.
861
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,769
WHAT? WHY?!
862
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,730
WELL, THEN TURN AROUND!
863
00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:41,024
WE CAN'T!
W-WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!
864
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,069
WELL, I LOVE YOU, TOO --
MORE THAN ANYTHING, SWEETIE.
865
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:48,156
SWEETIE, YOU'RE THE ONLY PART
OF MY LIFE I KNOW IS RIGHT.
866
00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:50,825
NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE, BABY.
I'LL FIX IT.
867
00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:51,784
[ GRUNTS ]
868
00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:54,329
NO, OF COURSE
I'LL BE CAREFUL.
869
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,122
NO, I'LL BE FINE!
870
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,248
MONARCH, I'M G--
871
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:58,207
MONARCH?
872
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,460
BABY? BABY!
873
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:03,588
DON'T WORRY, MY LOVE.
874
00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,590
I'M COMING.
875
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:07,050
Phantom Limb: TIME?
876
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:09,469
TWO MINUTES. ONE MORE RUN,
AND THE VAULT IS CLEAN.
877
00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:10,637
MAKE IT QUICK.
878
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,013
CHANCE,
TO THE BRIDGE.
879
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,223
I'VE ONE LAST ERRAND.
880
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,183
[ GRUNTS ]
881
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,518
NOW'S OUR CHANCE, BOYS!
882
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,520
SHOWTIME.
883
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,610
GOOD EVENING...
[ GASPS ]
884
00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:26,861
...PHANTOM LIMB.
885
00:32:26,944 --> 00:32:28,404
INVESTORS!
886
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:31,032
T-THE SOVEREIGN DIDN'T SAY
YOU WOULD BE HERE, MY LIEGES.
887
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,701
IS THAT WHO TOLD YOU
TO PULL THIS?
888
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,536
I -- YES.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
889
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,373
WE'RE, UH,
ALL ON THE SAME TEAM NOW.
890
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:39,707
THANK YOU.
891
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:44,170
THIS CONVERSATION
HAS BEEN MOST INFORMATIVE.
892
00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:48,675
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
893
00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:50,051
[ ALARM BLARING ]
894
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:53,221
IMPOSSIBLE:
Hamilton, trouble in River City.
895
00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:55,640
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
896
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:56,641
GO, TEAM VENTURE!
897
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:59,727
ACTIO-O-O-O-O-O-O-N!
898
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:02,605
EAT THIS, YOU FATTY!
899
00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:04,691
GAH! YOU BASTARD!
900
00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:05,775
Sally: RICHARD.
901
00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:05,775
WHA--
902
00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,026
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?
903
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:09,987
N-NOT RICHARD --
PROFESSOR INCORRIGIBLE.
904
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,198
ROSE!
THE "MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS"!
905
00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:14,867
RODNEY, I HAVEN'T DONE THAT MOVE
IN YEARS.
906
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,495
THEN IT'S TIME
FOR A REVIVAL, BABY.
907
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,500
W-WHAT?
908
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:29,882
OH! OH, DEAR.
909
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,759
AAH!
910
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:32,802
WERNER? ZERO?
911
00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:35,471
Where the deuce are you?!
912
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:37,140
WAIT! I KNOW NOW!
913
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:40,268
YOU'RE THAT HENCHMAN
I KICKED HOLY HELL OUT OF.
914
00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,979
I HENCH...FOR NO --
915
00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:45,398
[ LAUGHS ] AND THEN YOU GOT
ALL BIG-PANTS AND YOU THOUGHT
916
00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,567
YOU COULD BE YOUR OWN
SUPERVILLAIN OR SOMETHING.
917
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,277
RIGHT...HENCHMAN?
918
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,611
[ Laughing ] OH HO HO.
919
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:54,157
IT IS GOING TO BE A PLEASURE
KILLING YOU, AGENT SAMSON.
920
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,784
THIS IS FOR ALL THE HENCHMEN
EVERYWHERE.
921
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,453
[ LOUD BANG ]
922
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,453
HUH? WHAT WAS THAT?
923
00:33:58,536 --> 00:33:59,412
WAIT -- WHAT ARE YOU --
924
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:00,538
[ CRACK ]
925
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:00,538
OH HO!
926
00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:02,665
BROCK! I'M HERE TO --
927
00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:04,041
[ NECK SNAPS ]
928
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,003
[ LOUD BANG ]
929
00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:09,005
THE HELL'S GOING ON
OUT THERE?
930
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:11,466
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING,
LOUD BANG ]
931
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:14,594
NOW, THOSE WOULD BE
ASTEROIDS.
932
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:24,520
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
933
00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:26,731
[ LOUD BANGING ]
934
00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:28,816
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
935
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,193
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
936
00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:32,028
I'VE BEEN DOUBLE-CROSSED.
937
00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:34,030
POSSIBLY TRIPLE!
938
00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:35,323
[ LOUD BANG ]
939
00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,283
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
THAT'S NOT A SPEED BUMP.
940
00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:38,951
THOSE SOUND
LIKE ASTEROIDS.
941
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:41,329
SWEET MERCY!
THE SHIELD MUST HAVE FAILED!
942
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,663
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
943
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,082
THAT SHIELD WAS FLAWLESS
WHEN I GAVE IT TO YOU.
944
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,459
BRIDGE!
COME IN, BRIDGE!
945
00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:49,128
COMMUNICATION IS DOWN,
AS WELL.
946
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,963
IS THERE, LIKE,
ANYTHING WE CAN DO?
947
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:53,382
OF COURSE THERE IS!
WE'RE VENTURES!
948
00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:55,134
HE MEANS,
"IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO
949
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,552
ABOUT GETTING
THE HELL OUT OF HERE?"
950
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:58,262
RUST,
YOU AND DEAN MOON UP
951
00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,681
FOR A MANUAL REBOOT
ON THOSE SHIELDS OF YOURS.
952
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,142
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
FROM THE BRIDGE.
953
00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:05,353
OH, WHAT THE HELL.
954
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:07,438
All:
GO, TEAM VENTURE!
955
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:11,108
AND TEAM
TIMOTHY TREISTER!
956
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,528
OH! THEY'RE GETTING MURDERIZED
OUT THERE!
957
00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:15,404
HOW THE HELL
IS SOVEREIGN DOING THIS?
958
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:16,781
Red Mantle: WHO KNOWS?
959
00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:19,450
THE MAN'S GONE CRAZY --
DRIVEN TO DESPERATION
960
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:22,370
BY THE SINISTER MACHINATIONS
OF THE INVESTORS.
961
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,872
WE OF THE OLD GUARD
ARE JUST AS TROUBLED
962
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,251
BY THIS GROSS VIOLATION
OF GUILD LAW AS YOURSELVES.
963
00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:29,210
[ GASPS ]
964
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,671
AND WE CAN NO LONGER
STAND FOR...
965
00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:33,381
[ MUTTERING WEAKLY ]
966
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,758
IF YOU ARE PREPARED
TO OFFER US FULL IMMUNITY,
967
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:39,220
WE ARE PREPARED
TO TELL YOU WHERE HE IS.
968
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:49,146
[ ICE CUBES CLINK,
LIQUID POURS ]
969
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,773
SURPRISED?
970
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:54,569
HERE. SIT DOWN
BEFORE YOU FALL DOWN.
971
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,946
HERE'S THE BEST PART
OF BEING A SUPERVILLAIN.
972
00:35:57,029 --> 00:36:00,032
EVERY NOW AND THEN, WE GET TO
PULL OFF OUR RUBBER MASK,
973
00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,576
LAY OUT
OUR SINISTER PLOT,
974
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,911
AND EXPLAIN
HOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE.
975
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:04,954
CLASSIC STUFF.
976
00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,581
OH, YEAH,
I KNOW THIS ONE.
977
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:10,001
SO I GO, "DR. VENTURE SR.
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG."
978
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,335
BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
979
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:14,422
MY PLAN WAS SO CLEVER,
SO CUNNING --
980
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:17,216
SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP!
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
981
00:36:19,218 --> 00:36:20,720
RIGHTO.
AS YOU WISH.
982
00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:22,013
I'M [BLEEP] DYING,
983
00:36:22,096 --> 00:36:24,557
SO IF YOU WANT TO PLAY
THE CLICHé MOVIE-ENDING GAME,
984
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,475
HERE IS MY DYING SPEECH.
985
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,352
YOU'RE NOT JONAS OR BOWIE.
986
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:31,647
YOU'RE A SHAPESHIFTING NOBODY
WHO'S IN OVER HIS HEAD.
987
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:34,817
AND NOW YOUR HOUSE OF CARDS
IS TOPPLING.
988
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,110
SO, HOW AM I DOING?
989
00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:37,778
GREAT.
THAT'S ABOUT IT.
990
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:41,282
SO, I GUESS I'LL JUST MOVE ON
WITH MY CLICHéS.
991
00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:43,451
SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON.
992
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,244
SOON,
ALL OF THIS GOES BOOM --
993
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,246
YOU, THE O.S.I.,
WHO'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND.
994
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,457
THAT ABOUT COVER
ALL THE VILLAIN CLICHéS?
995
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,542
[ SIGHS ]
DYING REQUEST?
996
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,211
OH, RIGHT. GOOD ONE.
OKAY, SHOOT.
997
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:55,171
[ SIGHS ]
998
00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:56,964
CAN YOU SPARE GARGANTUA-2?
999
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,466
MY HUSBAND IS UP THERE.
1000
00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:01,510
HM. TOUCHING, BUT NO.
TOO LATE FOR THAT.
1001
00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:06,641
THE INVESTORS HAVE TO GO,
SO GARGANTUA-2 HAS TO GO.
1002
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,643
SO YOU SIGNED A DEAL
WITH THE DEVIL,
1003
00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:10,645
AND NOW
YOU WANT TO WELCH ON IT.
1004
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,731
RIGHT? THE HEAD OF A GLOBAL
EVIL ORGANIZATION IS A BAD MAN.
1005
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:15,483
WHO'D HAVE GUESSED?
TOTAL SHOCKER.
1006
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,568
WELL,
GOT TO FLY, LOVE.
1007
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,362
WAIT.
ONE MORE THING.
1008
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:20,947
WHO ARE YOU REALLY?
1009
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:25,076
JUST SOME BLOKE WHO WANTED TO BE
ANYONE BUT HIMSELF.
1010
00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:26,410
TOODLES.
1011
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,704
[ SHRIEKS ]
1012
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:32,667
Orpheus: BEDLAM HAS BROKEN OUT
ATHWART THE KINGDOM OF VENTURE!
1013
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,877
STAY AT IT,
MY LOYAL ORDER!
1014
00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:37,338
I'M NOT PAYING MY PORTION
OF THE RENT THIS MONTH!
1015
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,297
JUST SAYIN'.
1016
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,757
[ EXPLOSION ]
1017
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,842
WE ARE LOSING
THIS NOBLE FIGHT!
1018
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:45,346
WHAT IS TAKING MR. HATRED
SO LONG WITH THE FIRE BRIGADE?!
1019
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,181
[ SIRENS WAILING ]
1020
00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:48,849
HEY! HEY! OVER HERE!
1021
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,185
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
1022
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,185
OVER -- AROUND BACK!
1023
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,857
[ KLAXON BLARING ]
1024
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,613
OH, GOD!
1025
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,073
OH!
1026
00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:05,533
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
1027
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,202
IT'S NO USE! SOMEONE'S SEALED
THE ENTIRE STATION.
1028
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,371
PUT YOUR TINY, LITTLE BACK
INTO IT!
1029
00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,289
[ GROANS ]
I'VE NOTHING LEFT.
1030
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:14,375
IT'S THE CANCER.
IT'S BEATEN ME.
1031
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,669
WE CAN'T LET OUR CANCERS
BEAT US!
1032
00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:17,837
OHHHH!
1033
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,548
CANCER MAKES ME MAD!
1034
00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:23,259
YOU WON'T LIKE ME
WHEN I'M MAD!
1035
00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:25,219
[ SNARLING ]
1036
00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:27,972
THAT DAMN PEE-PEE CANCER!
1037
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:30,725
T-T-T-THERE'S SOMETHING
HAPPENING TO YOU!
1038
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,894
WHY WON'T IT
LEAVE MY PROSTATE ALONE?!
1039
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,604
[ SNARLS ]
1040
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:38,524
HOT DOG!
TREISTER'S A HULK!
1041
00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,359
GOOD LORD.
YOU'VE BEEN --
1042
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,778
WELL, BELTED BY GAMMA RAYS,
I SUSPECT.
1043
00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:46,407
TREISTER HAS
OVERWHELMING DESIRE TO SMASH!
1044
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:47,908
IT'S COMPULSION!
1045
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,410
SMASH?
1046
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:51,203
TREISTER SMASH!
1047
00:38:53,539 --> 00:38:54,248
[ LOUD BANG ]
1048
00:38:54,331 --> 00:38:56,500
[ ROARS ]
1049
00:38:58,127 --> 00:39:01,338
Dr. Venture:
I DON'T REMEMBER THIS BEING
SO CONFUSING WHEN I MADE IT.
1050
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,257
YOU HAD A BUNCH OF INTERNS
MAKE IT.
1051
00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:05,092
TO MY EXACT SPECIFICATIONS,
DEAN!
1052
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,763
IT'S A DOUBLE THUMB RELEASE
AND A TWIST, LIKE I SPECIFIED.
1053
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,264
MAYBE YOU NEED TO TRY
SOMETHING ELSE?
1054
00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:11,766
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!
1055
00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:14,226
I MEAN, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT --
THAT I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING?
1056
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:15,770
POP,
I'M IN A SPACE SUIT
1057
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,397
HELPING MY DAD FIX A RAY SHIELD
IN OUTER SPACE.
1058
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,982
I'M IMPRESSED.
1059
00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,443
I'M SCARED OUT OF MY MIND,
BUT, OH, I'M IMPRESSED.
1060
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:23,944
THANKS.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
1061
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:26,155
WELL, I KNEW I WAS IMPRESSIVE,
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW IT.
1062
00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:27,364
POP!
1063
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,825
AAAAAAAAH!
1064
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:30,993
CRACKIN'!
1065
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:33,704
WHAT WAS -- W--
DAD?!
1066
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,081
I'VE LEARNED
NOT TO ASK.
1067
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:37,458
W-WAIT -- DIDN'T THE INTERNS
THAT MADE THIS
1068
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:38,793
HAVE TWO SETS OF ARMS?
1069
00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:40,836
ALL RIGHT,
I DIDN'T TECHNICALLY MAKE IT.
1070
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,421
STOP RUBBING IT IN
ALREADY.
1071
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:44,548
NO, I MEAN
THE MANUAL-RESET SWITCH
1072
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:47,343
MIGHT BE MADE
FOR FOUR ARMS.
1073
00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:48,260
THAT'S --
1074
00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:49,512
OH.
1075
00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:52,098
UH...
GIVE IT A TRY.
1076
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,766
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
1077
00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,856
WELL, DEAN,
NOW I'M IMPRESSED.
1078
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,775
WELL, I KNEW
THAT I WAS IMPRESSIVE,
1079
00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:05,152
BUT I WASN'T SURE
YOU KNEW IT.
1080
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,445
WAY TO GO, RUST!
1081
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:08,489
LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT JUST
LIVE THROUGH THIS AFTER --
1082
00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:11,450
[ ALARMS BLARING ]
1083
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,080
AGH.
1084
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,836
WHAT IS WRONG,
KILLINGER?
1085
00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:24,672
THINGS NOT GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN?
1086
00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:27,508
CAECIUS. SKIRON.
LIPS.
1087
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:29,635
HOW ARE YOU,
MEIN BROTHERS?
1088
00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:32,513
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE MEDDLED
IN OUR AFFAIRS.
1089
00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:33,681
NEIN.
1090
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,100
IT IS YOU
WHO HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR PLACE.
1091
00:40:36,183 --> 00:40:39,019
WE WERE NEVER MEANT
TO RULE OVER THESE MORTALS.
1092
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,479
THEY ARE BUT FOOLS.
1093
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:41,897
THIS IS TRUE.
1094
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:45,067
AND YOU SHALL PERISH
WITH THEM.
1095
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,906
THEN IT BEGINS.
1096
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:53,742
Quizboy: MOM,
IF WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HERE,
1097
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:57,037
YOU GOT TO TELL ME
HOW YOU DID ALL THAT STUFF.
1098
00:40:57,121 --> 00:41:00,332
OOH. I-I SUPPOSE
IT'S HIGH TIME I TOLD YOU.
1099
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,500
YOUR MOTHER
USED TO BE A --
1100
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:02,877
[ LOUD RUMBLING ]
1101
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,045
...A PROFESSIONAL DANCER!
1102
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:07,923
ATTENTION, PASSENGERS,
THIS IS JONAS VENTURE JR.
1103
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:09,425
I THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
1104
00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:14,388
UNFORTUNATELY, THE, UH...
NUCLEAR REACTORS HAVE, UH --
1105
00:41:14,471 --> 00:41:16,015
OH, MY.
UH, NO BIGGIE.
1106
00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:19,059
SO, UH, THIS IS
A PRECAUTIONARY EVACUATION.
1107
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,728
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
1108
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,728
THANK YOU.
1109
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:23,564
YOU HEARD THE MAN!
THIS VESSEL BE SINKIN'!
1110
00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:25,649
MAN THE LIFEBOATS!
1111
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:28,736
AGH! LEAVE ME.
I THINK MY HIP'S BROKE.
1112
00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:31,155
ONLY SLOW YOU DOW--
1113
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:35,743
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SECRET DEAL
WITH THE SOVEREIGN"?
1114
00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:38,287
I DID IT FOR US!
HE PROMISED US THE COUNCIL!
1115
00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:42,625
WEREN'T YOU ALL TIRED OF LIVING
IN THAT -- THAT CRACK DEN?
1116
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,585
RICHARD,
ARE YOU COMING?
1117
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:46,837
WH-- REALLY?
YOU'D HAVE ME BACK?
1118
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,172
NO, IDIOT.
1119
00:41:48,255 --> 00:41:50,090
BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET OUR SON
LOSE HIS FATHER
1120
00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:52,885
BECAUSE HE JOINED
THE LARP SOCIETY.
1121
00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:53,969
HANK, COME ON!
1122
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,055
WAIT! WE GOT TO FIND
POP AND DEAN!
1123
00:41:56,138 --> 00:41:57,264
THEN WE BETTER SKEDADDLE!
1124
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,390
[ WHISTLES ]
1125
00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:02,478
HOP ON, CORNFLOWER!
1126
00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:11,445
[ TIMER BEEPING ]
1127
00:42:11,528 --> 00:42:13,113
[ GRUNTS ]
1128
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:14,323
[ SIGHS ]
1129
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:18,410
EVERYBODY, FREEZE!
GUILD RESISTANCE!
1130
00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:20,246
WHERE DID
DAVID BOWIE GO?
1131
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,289
HE'S NOT DAVID BOWIE.
1132
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,918
OH, GREAT. ALL MY SIGNED ALBUMS
JUST BECAME WORTHLESS.
1133
00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:28,629
HEY, IS THAT BIG CLOCK
WHAT I THINK IT IS?
1134
00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:29,755
YEAH.
1135
00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:31,298
SO, YOU GUYS BRING
CYANIDE TABLETS?
1136
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:34,134
BECAUSE I [COUGHS] DON'T
RECOMMEND SHOOTING YOURSELF.
1137
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,595
PLEASE -- YOU KNOW
WHAT'S ALWAYS INSTALLED
1138
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,180
AFTER
A SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON?
1139
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,015
CENTER SQUARE.
SHADOE STEVENS TO BLOCK.
1140
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:42,977
I'M GONNA SAY...
"ESCAPE POD"?
1141
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:45,938
AND CIRCLE GETS
THE SQUARE!
1142
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,618
OH, COME ON!
I'M NOT WEARING EAR PROTECTION!
1143
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:02,329
NICE.
1144
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,332
WE'RE FIXIN' TO SET SAIL,
CHAIRMAN. WHERE ARE YE?
1145
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:08,961
CAPTAIN, YOU KNOW THE CAPTAIN
ALWAYS GOES DOWN WITH HIS SHIP.
1146
00:43:09,044 --> 00:43:10,296
EH...
1147
00:43:10,379 --> 00:43:12,673
OH. I MEANT ME, CAPTAIN,
NOT YOU, CAPTAIN.
1148
00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:14,967
YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE
IMMEDIATELY.
1149
00:43:15,634 --> 00:43:17,219
[ SIGHS ]
1150
00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:19,471
THEY'LL NEVER GET
TO A SAFE DISTANCE IN TIME.
1151
00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:20,639
TREISTER HULK?
1152
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:23,225
IF YOU'RE READY
TO MEET THE STAR PEOPLE,
1153
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:26,270
I'VE GOT ONE MORE THING
FOR YOU TO SMASH.
1154
00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:28,022
Monarch: ALL RIGHT.
1155
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,857
I'VE GIVEN THIS
A LOT OF THOUGHT.
1156
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:32,860
I REALLY DIDN'T THINK I'D GET
A CHANCE TO SAY THIS, BUT...
1157
00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:34,153
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
1158
00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:35,529
...IS IT LANCE BURTON?
1159
00:43:35,612 --> 00:43:38,115
YES! W-WOW!
MIND BLOWN!
1160
00:43:38,198 --> 00:43:39,366
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
1161
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,868
BA-TOOO!
1162
00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:42,745
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
1163
00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:42,745
SWEETIE?! WHERE ARE YOU?!
1164
00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:44,580
I'M RESCUING YOU!
1165
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:45,831
HOW?
1166
00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:48,000
ACCIDENTALLY!
BRACE YOURSELF!
1167
00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:49,418
[ CLANK ]
1168
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:11,565
OH, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK
WE HAD A CHANCE.
1169
00:44:11,648 --> 00:44:12,691
HE'S ALL FREAKIN' --
1170
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:14,610
W-WHAT'S UP
WITH THOSE GUYS?
1171
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:19,698
[ LIGHTSABERS CLASHING ]
1172
00:44:21,658 --> 00:44:25,871
YOU HAVE DESTROYED...
THE GUILD.
1173
00:44:25,954 --> 00:44:26,747
NO.
1174
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:29,583
I HAVE SAVED IT.
1175
00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:30,667
[ SLASH ]
1176
00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:31,919
[ GASPS ]
1177
00:44:33,170 --> 00:44:36,548
AH. THERE YOU ARE --
RIGHT ON TIME.
1178
00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:46,767
Dr. Venture: WHAT THE HELL?
W-WHY ARE THEY ALL LEAVING?
1179
00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:48,394
I FIXED
THEIR DAMN SHIELD.
1180
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:49,728
[ METAL CREAKING ]
1181
00:44:55,317 --> 00:44:57,569
JONAS:
Rust, I'm taking the reactor
1182
00:44:57,653 --> 00:45:00,114
for a little joyride
into history.
1183
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:01,990
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
LET GO NOW.
1184
00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:04,785
DR. VENTURE:
So...this is...it?
1185
00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:06,036
This is it.
1186
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,621
Speak well of me,
big bro.
1187
00:45:07,704 --> 00:45:09,790
AND, WELL...
1188
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:13,001
GO, TEAM VENTURE.
1189
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:21,885
Hey, Doc.
1190
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:24,721
'Bout ready to go home?
1191
00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:32,312
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
1192
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,868
YAAAAAAAAAH!
1193
00:45:45,951 --> 00:45:48,912
SHOVE IT, CANCER!
1194
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:52,541
UH, HE IS GONNA GET OUT
AT THE LAST MINUTE, RIGHT?
1195
00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:28,702
THERE.
ALL BETTER.
1196
00:46:28,785 --> 00:46:29,703
[ GROANS ]
1197
00:46:29,786 --> 00:46:31,413
UH...
1198
00:46:33,248 --> 00:46:34,458
[ GRUNTS ]
1199
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:37,044
WHAT THE HELL
IS PHANTOM LIMB DOING HERE?
1200
00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:39,880
YOU ARE ALL EXACTLY
WHERE YOUR PATHS TOOK YOU.
1201
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:42,090
THIS DAY HAS TESTED
EACH OF YOU.
1202
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,759
I...FEAR I'VE FAILED.
1203
00:46:43,842 --> 00:46:48,222
NONSENSE. THERE IS NO FAILURE
WHEN YOU ARE TRUE TO YOURSELF.
1204
00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:50,098
BUT I BETRAYED
THE REVENGE SOCIETY.
1205
00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:52,267
BECAUSE,
IN YOUR TRUEST HEART,
1206
00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:54,686
YOU WISH TO SERVE
ON THE COUNCIL OF 13.
1207
00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,813
WELL, I HATE
TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE,
1208
00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:58,774
BUT THERE ISN'T ONE
ANYMORE.
1209
00:46:58,857 --> 00:46:59,858
ISN'T THERE?
1210
00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:02,069
I COUNT 13 CHAIRS
IN THIS ROOM.
1211
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:06,740
WHERE DID HE GO?
1212
00:47:06,823 --> 00:47:08,283
[ LAUGHS ] SWEET!
1213
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:10,869
THE MONARCH
IS ON THE COUNCIL OF --
1214
00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:12,329
NOT YOU.
1215
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:25,259
[ Footsteps approach ]
1216
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:28,262
Pirate Captain:
[ Clears throat ]
1217
00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:32,516
How do you say goodbye
to man like Jonas Venture Jr.?
1218
00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:35,143
The wee chairman
touched so many lives
1219
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,311
and packed so much livin'
1220
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,605
into his short time
on terra firma.
1221
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,358
[ Whimpers ]
1222
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,358
Probably not what
J.J. had in mind
1223
00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:43,277
when he asked to be buried
on this spot.
1224
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,946
Not that there was
anything to bury.
1225
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,946
[ Crying ]
1226
00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:47,948
Oh, stop.
You didn't even know him.
1227
00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:50,075
[ Sobbing ]
I let you down!
1228
00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:51,451
Yeah, you did.
1229
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:52,786
I know how much
1230
00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:54,496
the little fellow meant to you,
young Dean.
1231
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:57,666
And that is why,
against my better judgment
1232
00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:59,334
and at great personal risk,
1233
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:01,837
I decided to use
all of my mystical powers
1234
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,630
to save him.
1235
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,007
I'm still seein' spots.
1236
00:48:05,090 --> 00:48:07,426
Anyhoo, before the chairman
took me in,
1237
00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:08,635
I was lost.
1238
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,305
Literally lost at sea
in the awful Sargaso.
1239
00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:13,807
And whenever we lost
a crew member,
1240
00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:15,767
we'd send 'em off proper
1241
00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,561
with an old pirate dirge.
1242
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:20,897
[ Accordion plays ]
1243
00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:23,150
♪ Once ♪
1244
00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:26,028
♪ There was this kid who ♪
1245
00:48:26,111 --> 00:48:28,989
♪ He got into an accident ♪
1246
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:31,908
♪ And he couldn't
come to school ♪
1247
00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:33,243
♪ But when ♪
1248
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:36,955
♪ He finally came back ♪
1249
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:39,541
♪ His hair ♪
1250
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:42,210
♪ Had turned from black
into bright white ♪
1251
00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:43,337
What? What the --
1252
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:45,422
is that
the Crash Test Dummies?
1253
00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:46,757
Good God,
you've got to be kidding me.
1254
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,343
What? Was this one of
J.J.'s last wishes, too?
1255
00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:52,095
According to
his last will and testament,
1256
00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:54,222
I'm afraid so. Yes.
1257
00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:56,391
♪ Mm, mm, mm, mm ♪
1258
00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:59,853
♪ Ah-mm, mm, mm, mm ♪
1259
00:48:59,936 --> 00:49:04,691
♪♪
1260
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,234
♪ Once ♪
1261
00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:08,904
♪ There was this girl who ♪
1262
00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:11,698
♪ Wouldn't go and change ♪
1263
00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:11,698
[ Engine sputters ]
1264
00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:12,783
[ Blows ]
1265
00:49:12,866 --> 00:49:14,409
♪ With the girls
in the changing room ♪
1266
00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:16,995
[ Engine sputters ]
1267
00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:16,995
Hey.
1268
00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:18,997
Come on, man.
Show a little respect, huh?
1269
00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:20,040
Not today.
1270
00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:21,458
We're not arching.
1271
00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:23,126
I'm just picking up
my rental car.
1272
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:24,544
Sorry for your loss.
1273
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:27,005
Hey, is it cool if we use
your electric fence
1274
00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:28,382
for a jump?
1275
00:49:29,549 --> 00:49:31,426
[ Sighs ]
All right. Make it quick.
1276
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:37,516
♪ They'd always
just a-been there ♪
1277
00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:40,727
All: ♪ Mm, mm, mm, mm ♪
1278
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:43,188
♪ Mm, mm, mm, mm ♪
1279
00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:44,731
Oh, come on. Really?
1280
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,441
I don't know what the hell
you're singing about.
1281
00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:48,360
Did you forget
we're all homeless now?
1282
00:49:48,443 --> 00:49:50,612
Uh, you needn't worry
about that, Dr. Venture.
1283
00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:53,740
Your brother's will
has made a lot of allotments.
1284
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:54,741
Let me guess.
1285
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:56,910
He's re-gifting me
Spider-Skull Island?
1286
00:49:56,993 --> 00:49:58,161
Mm. No.
1287
00:49:58,245 --> 00:50:00,622
I'm afraid Ms. Impossible
gets the island,
1288
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:03,458
as well as
a rather generous inheritance.
1289
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,627
Great. What's left?
The boat?
1290
00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:08,046
Well, only
the multi-billion-dollar
1291
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:10,090
Venture Techno-Industries
Corporation,
1292
00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,508
its various subsidiaries,
1293
00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:15,637
and its brand-new headquarters
in New York.
1294
00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:16,722
[ Thud ]
1295
00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:21,393
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
1296
00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:51,298
[ Music continues ]